Thread 216529359

england edition

dont like james and the giant peach for the same reason that peter griffin doesn't like the godfather

>>216529389
Bim the cat

>>216529389
I knew a man once named bim

>>216529359 (OP)
heaven on earth

need an angolan wife BADLY

BITCOIN IS FALLING

>>216529394
me when I'm pinching my nose in frustration, trying to get a dozen paki and half-caste kids through their Duke of Edinburgh award

TMD (total me death)

>>216529412
never read that one but used to wank to the girl getting turned into a blueberry in charlie and the chocolate factory

can't tell if I'd want to be the man or the boywife more in a tender and loving homosexual relationship
am straight though so it's more just a thought exercise

drug doer
big shit pooer
they say i shagged her but i hardly knew her

Fucked up on drugs. Slept through my alarm, set to get up at 9am so I wouldn’t miss the post man who has £350 order. Luckily he’s not been yet. I’ve woken still high on some drugs but lacking in others and nearing withdrawals. I honestly think I’ve fucked my life up. The worst thing is I’m in my damn 30s and shouldn’t be living like this anymore.

>>216529445
>just a thought exercise
>tender and loving homosexual relationship
yeah, clearly

>>216529444
sort yourself out nonce

>>216529461
yeah mate you bottled it

>>216529445
Mad bender post

>>216529466
cope on

>>216529461
Scotland mentioned!

catbergino on an oof madone

>>216529461
and what of the phimosis, no fap, no porn, venting to father and licking out an escort?

>>216529467
by ‘used to’ i meant when i was 10 retard

>>216529359 (OP)
Wow, my photo. This is on Walton Heath, in Surrey

>>216529505
Slow down, don't want to fill my bingo card so quickly in the new.

free speech is not british culture and never has been
england has historically been much more weighted towards conservativism, censorship, and moral outrage
the idea that free speech is some cornerstone of british values only comes from hitching our wagon to america and their constitution

battering my nan with one hand and gouging my grandads eye with the other

>>216529311
Only one cinema in Shrewsbury, Cineworld, that only has 2 showings of CSM today, both in the evening.

Thus we can conclude you do not actually live in Shrewsbury and any time you post "oh I hope not in Shrewsbury because that's where I live tee hee" it's a deliberate false breadcrumb. Also the idea that you'd be stupid enough to broadcast your stationary location in a public place for the next 90+ minutes, allowing someone time to get there, doesn't wash because despite being thoroughly unpleasant you're not a moron.

The net tightens.

>standing downwind from middle aged tranny
>stinks of masculine body odour
Never forget you stink of male, troon

>>216529554
O.o

need to lose weight

catburger

>>216529562
Then do it

>>216529535
>the idea that free speech is some cornerstone of british values only comes from hitching our wagon to america and their constitution
which you should be on your hands and knees thanking god for, otherwise you’d be in prison right now

love beagles

>>216529585
need to

>>216529537
Free him for good behaviour

>>216529585
passive aggressive Nike be like

posted it last night but lads this girl looks like Jenna Coleman, right? just need some confirmation that I'm not being a blind cunt

>>216529557
and poo smells lmao

>>216529610
psc

Had diarrhoea leading up to a massive poo yesterday and it feels like I’ve torn my bum open

>>216529582
love these ragebait AI posts that do numbers on the big UK subs

the posters gobble them up every time as well. Only recently the mods have caught on.

>>216529615
she does mate

>>216529615
I don’t know and I don’t care. Were you and Molly both to perish from this mortal coil, my life would not change one iota. I don’t even say this maliciously, just as a simple observation of fact.

>>216529630
how do you know its fake?

GET THE FISHMAN

>>216529556
afternoon columbo

insurance goes up if you get your car wrapped literally how can they justify that

>>216529582
this didn’t happen

>>216529689
this didnt happen

niggas really live in shewsbury, live on gumdrop lane too do ya? work at the sprinkles factory? get to work on a pogo stick yeah?

>>216529709
you're low IQ and therefore more reckless

>>216529485
I’ve not bottled anything you daft esl

>>216529499
No, England. I’m English. From the povvo northwest if that helps to mock me for where I live.

>>216529505
Not me. That’s another lad. I don’t have phimosis. I’m not on no fap. Watched porn a few times yesterday while high, no starmer verification. I talk to my father once a week and only about polite stuff, never about my struggles. I have eaten out prostitutes but not lately, it’s been over a year since I’ve seen an escort. I’m in opiates and they don’t go well with sex but off toil I take massive doses of pregabalin. The mix I took last night was too much. I’m the lad whose cousin killed himself on bonfire night, I probably posted about it but don’t remember.

>>216529709
WE'VE GOT TO HAVE MONEY
https://youtu.be/8CTeLy3Ujxc?si=KN5YlCy-Hnyn8bE0

well that's rorke done

>>216529725
You got the flu or something? You're absolutely whiffing your posts today lad

>>216529525
I like it very much

opinion on cornwall and devon

just in case he doesnt know, you posted here 2-3 times last night to say a few quick things in short posts and nothing about it was offensive (and you got no replies from anons)

>>216529728
I’d be low IQ if I went for a full respray which is wayyy more expensive than a wrap

>EV drivers could face new tax in Budget
mental. push everyone to get EVs then once there's enough of them tax the shit out of them

>>216529761
good places for me

Cheeky chappy xx

>>216529615
a little but she still doesn't have jenna's pancake tits

Get Rorke in a bed beside are Tim so he can get the full scoop on Tim's condition

david lammy sex arse

>>216529775
nah they said they would be looking to tax EVs like 2-3 years ago when America was talking about it

Rorke your dick is tiny

>>216529754
just trying some stuff out lad. having a go.

paper beats rorke

Anybody know how I can use AI to make people look like they have downs syndrome?

>>216529818
dtfib

the crows think cigarettes are food or something so every time I roll one he does a little fly past the window going caw caw caw the idiot

>>216529827
except he isnt brazilian. hopefully you knew that already

>>216529725
haha it do be like that

gfberg lost her job two months ago but got really into cooking so I get home made meals including packed lunch for work every day

tbqh could just live like this permanently, wonder if I should tell her that but she's getting v. frustrated in her job search so reckon it might irritate her

>>216529831
do you live in a tree house or some shite

>>216529837
i am

>>216529837
where is he from then

>>216529761
Went to Cornwall once as a kid. We were at a campsite. Had fish and chips. Surfing lesson. Played at an arcade. I was about 10 and broke my nose playing football, still got a scar. Good holiday, wish I had a family to take there.

>>216529842
they like to split the work up between the two of them and watch all the windows in these houses
sometimes the gulls do it but the birds know/think ive got food

>>216529842
Looool

jamaican aunties are so wholesome

>>216529831
why is Scotland such a laugh nothing interesting ever happens here in England

>>216529853
its spaki on a vpn. most people realise this and just ignore his posts. i suggest you do the same m8y

>>216529841
you ever get her to cook naked apron?

>>216529881
oh you're a spainmong truther
opinion discarded

>>216529878
it does and other people probably get a lot more out of the based birds. like 5 years living here and not made any progress or connection with the crows :(

>>216529831
smoking is bad for you

did england have corn when cornwall was made, how did they know to call it cornwall if they didn't have corn

>>216529842
caravan

When I become PM we will be banning ALL over 60s from driving. We will also be banning over 30s from using 4chan.org

>>216529898
just giving you the facts fella.

>>216529906
Like almost every place name in Western Europe it comes from a Celtic tribe that lived there

>>216529918
they aren't facts though, they're just your assertions
feel free to convince me by posting evidence

>>216529915
But you're already PM (pathetic mong or something)

oliver tomatofloor

Just seen spainos blue sky post from this morning
Howling

the tranny and pop spammer being cornish has put me off that entire region of the country
strange place

>>216529915
where am i supposed to go

>>216529906
cause the peninsula is shaped like a horn which in celtic was “corn”, and when the saxons turned up they say they spoke welsh so called them the corn wealh (corn peninsula foreigners), which became cornweal and then cornwall

rorkeypops mentioned

>>216529940
its not that deep mate lol. most people think the same as i do. if you want to be a mong and give an attention seeker exactly what they want then crack on pal.

>>216529937
most names in england come from roman, every word with shire at the end is roman, londan, every name ending with 'chester' too. stop making up lies

MY BUSINESS IS MY BUSINESS

>>216529937
What about the Romans?

>>216529981
>its not that deep mate lol
if you're referring to your intelligence i agree

love girls dancing they just move differently to men and that's another test trannies fail

>>216529943
Be careful
>>216529953
I dunno but you can’t stay here brother

>>216529994
yeh good one. i accept your concession

>>216529679
It's difficult to describe without coming across as a schizo but I'll do my best.

Normally these posts are centered around a very divisive wedge issue. In the case of: >>216529582 the issue is immigration but other hot topics are stuff like trannies or violent blacks etc.

What's crucial is that even though the POINT of the post is to get real people in the comment section riled up about something (in this case immigrants and muslims), the opening post will never openly ask the readers to criticise immigration, muslims, brown, people, trannies etc. It will always be written from the perspective of a well-meaning, non-racist, non-bigoted, naive oaf.

In the case of >>216529582 it's "oh I have nothing against muslims actually my daughter is dating a muslim man and she's pregnant with his baby I'm Ned fucking Flanders but this gosh darn 120 dB Islamist prayer call blasting at 1AM is putting me in a bit of a pickle, how can I address this issue without conflict?".

The posts are trojan horses designed to foster a very specific discussion in the comment section but the opening posts are worded in such a way that the scenarios described are plausible enough that they might be real without openly criticising any political position or issue. You can't just submit a post saying "can everyone discuss how they hate brown people?" or it gets removed. So you ask an AI to write a scenario within very specific confinements then post that and it sneaks under the radar. Perhaps you also pump it with a botnet to push it to the top.

You gain a sixth sense for sniffing them out eventually.

is the ofcom ban really going to happen? none of you seems worried

>>216529958
thanks for the info, that is interesting

>>216530006
already accepted your concession

>>216529981
mate i am from here

>>216529841
Get her pregnant, or the post man will

if i was in a tribe i'd be killed or left in the wilderness because I'd be useless

rorke v leftypol a fight to the death ladies and gentlemen place your bets

>>216530030
prove it

>>216529982
shire is a saxon word you moron
and the romans named their forts after previous celtic settlements most of the time

manchester, london, leeds, colchester are just examples. all celtic (pre roman) names the romans then adopted then the saxons adopted from them.

>>216530038
BJJ is so gay

>>216530043
*fucking rapes your arse off*

>>216530043
ok, im sorry. you said it with authority so i believe you

>>216530038
what's stopping him from grabbing that leg and charging forward

>>216529982
Ah yes, the famously Britonnic Romans

>>216530038
is rorke the brown one?
tenner on him

the romans added -chester/cester to places to designate a fortified location. comes from the latin word castellum

getting kicked in the ear maybe with leg 2
but that looks so gay

how old are these kids?

>>216530082
primal fear

>>216530110
bloke on the right is going phwoar

>>216530082
>>216530052

I've already replied to that particular post twice now so I won't be typing it all again.

>>>/fit/76802031
>>>/pol/520734207

mental that people were romans, imagine that, being roman. Wearing all that armor, knocking about the stonehenge. Wonder what the roman thought of the stonehenge, mental.

>>216530110
>get a loada those tits!

>>216530040
ask me anything from a region here and i'll answer you

>>216530043
I wonder if pakis will keep names. Probably not I guess it’s a Constantinople situation. Maybe they will just adapt names over time. Londonistan is a pejorative but perhaps it becomes a reality.

really want to suck on the large breasts of a 16 year old girl

>>216530138
>ask me questions i can google in 10 seconds

>>216530007
None of that indicates it's fake
>you can tell it's fake because it pretends not to be

>>216530123
Good strategy I suppose

>>216530123
>I've already replied to that particular post twice now so I won't be typing it all again
You re-typed it out twice despite it being word-for-word the same?
Frogposter moment

>>216529989
THIS TIME IMMA LET IT ALL COME OUT
THIS TIME IMMA STAND UP AND SHIT
IMMA DO IT MY WAY, A DOODOO MY WAY

>>216530138
dont think so mate. timestamped photo or nothing.

https://youtu.be/NrXje9FEy2Y
THIS IS TODAY

>>216530158
Shes mid but id rough fuck her. No kissing. Id make sure she hated every second

>>216530110
She looks 35 and has nice big lubberly jubblies

>>216530149
depending what it is it's impossible to do so really

>>216530163
nothing then cuz it ain't that deep for me

running a mid 19th century central asian caravanserai with my loving uzbek wife

>>216530144
They’ll be too busy trying to feed themselves and keep themselves warm with scrap wood and metal when we’re gone. Not debating what to call the cities. Brown people can’t maintain advanced societies in their own lands never mind a tiny resource exhausted island.

>>216530174
thats called rape you porn addict

>>216530110
I looked RIGHT at those big fucking tits!

Pad kee mao for lunch. Nose is nice and clear. Can smell my balls from all the way up here

Please stop bullying Spainlard


Pretending to be a horny brown third world newfag is all he has left

>>216530210
He mindraped you to a significant extent.

>>216530174
Only way to fuck nasty little cunts like ger

>>216530148
I actually did this

>>216530150
I've said as much as I can to convince you lad, if you don't see it then you don't see it. All I'm saying is keep an open mind going forward and if you read posts on these big UK subs that seem tailor made to fostering a specific discussion in the comment section around a political hot topic ask yourself "has this poster provided any evidence this actually happened?". Also the account is normally a day old with no other posts.

>>216530201
Yes, you've not had much sex, I know. One day youll learn what theg li

>>216530210
mental how badly he mindraped you

>>216530187
mad how easy it is to expose you spaki lol

>>216530210
we've been over this already 'fic

>>216530236
sei nem quem é esse baitola

DTFIC is the most mindraped poster in /brit/ history. He came here as a desperate to fit in nobody, got destroyed by Spainlord, then turned into a paranoid schizo. Utter conquest.

>>216530110
would love to see her take bbc

why do a select few of you seem to bring up adam every day when he hasn't posted here in a year?
genuinely if you're not him what do you possibly gain from mentioning him every day? what do you gain from that?

>>216529982
not really, theyre mostly a hodgepodge of latin, brittonic (celtic), and old english (saxon)

at toil :(
it coffee time :)

>>216530280
spaino false flag

:-D

>>216530196
Sad but true. Maybe they will leave back to warm countries. Easier to live there. A few hidden white enclaves living in hobbit holes can pop out and wander around desolate empty England, the ruins of an advanced civilisation.

>>216530280
he's posting right now mate. he's here all day. every day.
this place is his life.

think i drank too much coffee

>>216530280
Schizos love bogeymen. The same people were crying about 190 every thread and they will adopt some new mong to obsess over

need to go to the shop to get some food in

>>216530308
what do you gain from saying this?
does he actually live rent free in your head or are you him?
why else would you describe him as some omnipresent bogeyman

spaino was mindraped by his dad after he ditched his shitty family and left him to be raised by a dried up depressed slag lol

>>216529389
Catberg on the proverbial mad one

spainiacs onamadone

>>216529389
bim bag

>>216530229
It might be fake it might not. If the account is always a day old then that might be evidence but then they've acknowledged it's a sensitive topic and people use throwaways all the time.
You can't just say real life problems dont exist. They do and sometimes they touch on political issues.

It's key to eat an extremely spicy dish a couple of hours before you insufflate cocaine.

>>216530332
bizarre autistic world you live in where every act or decision needs to have a material benefit.

a gabble pal
or
ball bag ape

>>216530335
rude

SPAIOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>216530335
See, this is schizoheadcanon.
But it is an observable fact, with thousands of archive references, that Spainlord broke the schizos.

>>216530123
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpJ_YUIu_L8&t=289s
this looks very gay

mad how none of you are in nz, probably never been here either you little runts. all the way over there haha, so far away in your little shrewsbury lol

>>216530365
you're the singular poster that mentions 'spaki' every single day
it's only you that does this

>>216530374
you must be new here

universal film crew in Paddington, wonder if they're making kino

It is so easy to rattle the runt cage here

I have every little incel here dancing to my tune like I’m the pied piper lmfao

Sometimes all this attention can get annoying, I just want to post with the lads in peace :\

>>216530385
i suffer not living around maori fitties

>>216530385
I've never even been to scotland lad

As someone who has been coming here for years, Spaino is like a fucking god to me.
The mindraping he inflicted on the annoying schizos was astounding to see at its peak.

>>216530386
schizo melty

have it on good authority that it is over for rorke

>>216530321
Anyone who says smoking isn't cool is wrong

Massaging my willard

>>216530410
Lung cancer is badass

Might pop over to Majorca for a couple days

>>216529461
Mate it's Thursday why were you getting on it last night

>>216530438
ktim

great-great-great-great-uncleberg married a widow with five daughters and spends 90% of his memoirs seething that he never had a son and had to pay a fortune on marrying off five stepdaughters

he married one of them off to his nephew and I was born from that line

>>216530438
probably what spaino looks like these days after decades of 4chan addiction hunched over a laptop lol

>>216530460
is she filipino

the oriental gf

Said I wouldn't be drinking this weekend
But Friday approaches
And my desires start to whisper

>>216530460
horse

mad how you lot stopped caring about the migrants eating the swans, water under the bridge apparently.

>>216530359
Trust but verify. Look for evidence and if there is none then ask yourself why. In situations that are real and legitimate, there will be supporting evidence and it will be effortless (any probing question can be answered) because it's all laid bare in reality. The moment there's no evidence provided and a reluctance to do so your alarm bells should be ringing.

>>216530496
>Said I wouldn't be drinking this weekend
ktim every week for the last five years

>>216530490
>149cm

>>216530490
>149cm
you vile nonce bastard
do love asian female fashion though

>>216530490
really dislike this cutesy girl aesthetic, very much prefer slags me

>>216530490
Fucking midget I would probably cut her in half with my willard

>>216530525
.....would

>>216530516
>water under the bridge
with no swan

Uh oh melty!!

Quick trip to China for me, like nipping down the shops really travelling nowadays

I used to think rhyming slang made no sense but sneedposting is the same thing if you think about it
you just have to be familiar with the relevant memes and the cultural code is clear

>>216530559
will you be eating any bats or pangolins there?

white bros it can’t go on like this can it?

>>216530531
>do love asian female fashion though
It's literally just dressing like your grandma

>>216530566
well done lad *puts a star up on the star chart*

>>216530518
Right because any post on r/legaladviceUK has effortlessly available supporting evidence

>>216530490
>>216530531
careful, those things are mental

>>216530586
What do 'white bros' have to do with this xitter image?

>>216530566
There's 2 types of people in this world: sneeders and feeders

>>216530110
Never met a single member of the Youth Parliament who weren't utterly full of themselves
Reminder it was Bercow who started feeding their already massive egos by letting them sit in the Commons itself like as if they're actually important

going to sleep now. good night lads. sorry i come here so often and annoy you lot xX

>>216530597
fit for a chilena

>>216530617
Is she not white?

>>216530593
yeah love it and love my nan

>>216530525
fucks sake even warwick davis trooned out?

hi

>>216530545
nooooo don't lie in it!!

>>216530651
hi x

>>216530490
So glad shes wearing a mask so that I dont get ill watching this

>>216530620
we at /brit/ love our antipodean frens <3

>>216530633
Yes?
Now I see you are a race bait poster

>go for a poo
>nothing seems to come out just fart
>decide to wipe to be safe anyway
>turns out there's one sticky globule of poo stuck to my arsehole
>end up smearing it all over my arse
>gets stuck in the hairs
For fucks sake

>>216530597
el chileANO(legal)

>>216530670
How is it race bait when it actually happened

>>216530545
brit slags subjecting poor pakistanis to this type of abuse

>>216530620
the kiwi people must be freed from their babylonian captivity in /balt/

job interview in an hour lads
any tips?

>>216530673
use the bidet to clean up then
easy peasy unless you're an animal without a bidet then I guess you better use the shower piggy

>>216530713
yeh

He's thinking about black cocks again

>>216530713
unlikely, sorry, tipping isn't really a thing at mcdonalds

my grandad turned yellow before he died

>>216530677
You are trying to bait a certain reaction from this thread

>>216530713
do a gay porn dance

shadowboxing to prepare for my big fight

>>216530713
Yeah get them to employ you

>>216530633
hes fit though. hes got nice eyes

Stretching my asshole out and dropping one of those superheated metal eggs inside my anus

>>216530762
um

>>216530713
break a leg (not a figure of speech, actually break a leg so you have to reschedule and get more time to prepare)

>>216530730
same
pancreatic cancer

>>216530788
wow thats what she looks like without the hair
should do her though

>>216530610
If we take it back to the minaret example, ask yourself: was any evidence ever provided as to which mosque this was? Was a map location ever provided? The name of the mosque? Did the poster ever provide a redacted utility bill proving they lived in the same post code? A video taken by the OP showing a bedside clock with the time on it as the prayer call plays loudly in the background looking across the street?

I can tell you without ever having loaded that Reddit post that none of that will be have been provided. There will not be a single piece of supporting evidence on ANY comment in that post that proves that story happened. It's words on a screen. People believe it in good faith because that's why they go to sites like Reddit, to have authentic conversations with real people.

Unfortunately that reputation makes Reddit a ripe target for those who want to influence real people and steer conversations and narratives for their own means.

Please don't think that I don't think real issues don't exist and that divisive issues aren't divisive for a reason, I do. I'm as much of a rorke as you. But regardless of your political leanings you need to be wary of totally made up shit that is being pushed on you with a purpose.

>>216530758
hate cosplay
quintessentially phony activity

the little ponies might look cute but don't forget they eat baby chicks

the scran

>>216530792
would berry my dick so deep in her arse
mental that mizkif fumbled this

>>216530792
she's not fit even with makeup on desu

>>216530730
>>216530793
did his eyes narrow?

>>216530835
alri albert fish

defending the kingdom of Urartu from the encroaching Medes

>>216530808
Think you might trolling now, if it's a legitimate story do you really think someone will be posting all that and effectively doxxing themselves on the internet?

>>216530730
LMFAO

we are all equal

Why's he replying to himself?

>>216530874
not me

off to bed

>>216530904
Night mate x

>>216530906
love her

>>216530863
Were it a legitimate story there would have been half a dozen households complaining to the local council with video proof of an Islamic prayer call blaring at 2AM while people slept. No videos exist, no details exist, because it's a story that was shat out by an AI to provoke a specific reaction while flying under the radar.

more than 10 words? shan't

any gay niggers from outer space in?

Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug

>>216530938
facto

>>216530808
>Did the poster ever provide a redacted utility bill proving they lived in the same post code?
This has to be a joke

>>216530955
choppedmiru

spainiacs won

I won.

Me too

>>216530981
>>216530981
>>216530981

>>216530835
didn't he rape her

got a great post lined up for the new

>>216530977
that’s great, champ *slowly closes the door to your smelly room*

>>216530971
shut it spaedo

>>216530758
who can really blame that lad for getting grabby

>>216530927
>there would have been half a dozen households complaining to the local council
There may well be but not everyone posts everything on the internet. They would also likely be one of very few non Muslim people in that immediate area.