Thread 216530981

amelia edish

the Bulanık stele really speaks to me somehow
find Uriartian art very soulful

still remember when emiru was only known for being dyrus' gf, outta nowhere she accumulated millions of simps on the internet, how tf did this even happen

clapped bih

Who cares

>>216531012
>agency picks them up
>floods them with bots and pays off Twitch to keep hush

Walking dogberg and he's done a sloppy shit on the neighbour's doorstep

>>216531041
post dogberg

>>216531012
she started showing her tummy a lot and riding the cock carousel to success. miz was just her latest exploit

Gonna start taking 10g creatine a day to become super smart

>>216531062
Too doxxable

>>216531041
fucking done those freaks

>>216531012
kys for knowing this drivel

saw this in the geowizard London video, drove past it today

>>216531073
spends his entire life on the internet doesnt he

need to reclaim Europe for the original inhabitants
immigrants OUT
homos apen go home back to Africa just fuck off please.

>>216531083
What a life

>>216531068
you know you want to :)

>>216531081
buy an ad

any footy on today lads?

>>216531064
creatine makes you bald

>>216531096
ktim

Oh shut up you twats. Yh nobody has heard of the Emiru drama other than terminally online incels. You freaks are so up your own arses

>>216531073
nigga i used to play league and watch his streams and she'd appear sometimes

>>216531083
ktim

>>216531096
looks like an average greek

>>216531096
looks like mario

going to lay down and rest my eyes for 10 maybe 25 minutes

i could never simp for a non virgin woman. don't know how you lot do it

>>216531108
Anti Semitic Villa FC vs The Nation State of Judaism at 8pm

>>216531118
unironically go outside

hate the poors.
too many poors.
they're poor and smell bad.

penis
penis
penises everywhere

>>216531150
Me at the sex shop

>>216525615
Entire thread filled with medophobia

>>216531135
elizabeth was no virgin

>>216531148
You first knobhead

Genuinely no idea who these streamers are. I'm 30

>>216531131
he's dead

>>216530981 (OP)
She is ugly, unfunny and fat. Even Diego could do better.

>>216531150
i'm in penis heaven

*flips a grunt*

Want to use AI to posit financial and health questions specific to me but I dont trust it with the personal information I would need to provide.

>>216531169
It's sad that anyone does let alone wants to argue about it here

>>216531169
theres no reason for you to know. if you're a friendless chronically online loser then i suppose you might know

crazy how so many girls walk about in tight leggings and have no issue with their vulva being on full display. i think learned one time that girls have internal genitals and presumed there was nothing to see on the outside but there clearly is

>>216531115
I'm already bald

any gay retard man in

>>216531215
SLAPHEAD

>>216531212
>>216531210
I have a bf and hobbies even so yeah

>>216531218
yea me

>>216531218
Hellooooo

>>216531228
please be in glasgow

>>216531224
Oi leave me alone

>>216531215
Haha baldie

spainiacs... i've never been so euphoric

>>216531241
I'm a man

>>216531160
*gives you a hug*

>>216531214
the way you wrote this makes it sound like you've never seen a fanny before

>>216531259
bob geldoff looking mf

>>216531259
i'm rocking this one rn

will there ever be a boy born who can fly faster than a bat?

you shouldnt do that

>>216531259
Got any more boring incel demoralization cartoons you wish to repost today?

>>216531218
yeah this guy
>>216531278

>>216531265
i meant to say i think they

>>216531160
it is right to fear the Medes for they have Nisean horse archers and have seen Assyria broken before their might

rorke playing m1 billy

>>216531242
*bes bald but slaps your bald cranium anyway*
just good fun haha

>>216531278
a few

how would a dtfic-led /brit/ look like?

glod

Funneling molten gold deep into my uretha

I think I've fucked up lads. Took my car in for a service and left it playing a song that I wouldn't want them to hear. When they turn it on, is it going to automatically start playing?

bes bes nigga

On my lunch break

Who is this spainlad character?

>>216531210
>>216531278
you rattled them with these posts lol

>>216531334
wdym nigga on a cd or some shit?

>>216531321
I've got an Audi and a house with windows so the top one is me

>>216531334
Is it playing via your phone or like cd?

>>216531334
>Mechanic turns the car on
>15 NAKED COWBOYS AT RAM RANCH

>>216530981 (OP)
>Posh
>Jewish
>Grew up in Zone 1
>Went to decent all-girls school
>Dad was well connected in media/PR landscale

Success against all the odds

>>216531359
>>216531364
CDs nuts

glod

>>216531342
he's an attention seeking paedophile

>>216531373
done me aha x

>>216531334
did this with sissy hypno once but they just thought it was some self help shit and turned it off

>>216531334
Umm what song?

spaino ! spaino ! spaino ! spaino ! spaino ! spaino ! spaino ! spaino ! spaino !

Pushing my erect penis into a sand belt grinder screaming bloody murder

>>216531366
cuck fetish?

>mechanic turns on car
>MLP theme plays

Did somebody ask for me *gives a cocky smile as I look around at everyone in the thread in faux-confusion*

>>216531354
He got so rattled the other day he deleted a post crying about being bullied just to make it again five minutes later lmfao

Fucking insane the amount of stick I get for being bald
I would say without hesitation I get more slurs directed at me for being bald in a month than the average black person does in their lifetime

And does anyone take this seriously? Nope!
You're just laughed at cause bald people aren't to be taken seriously are they??
It's all a big joke, haha look at the funny bald man!

Sick to bastard death of it, something needs to change

Loling out loud at the thought of anon driving round listening to sissy hypno

dredging my bollocks up from the bottom of the sea

>>216531418
imagine if she just shat right on stage

>>216531391
fuck a dog by blink 182

>>216531366
Me and mother

>>216531442
The lead singer of dillinger escape plan did that at reading once

>>216531368
>Dimoldenberg
Such a funny name
Envokes imagery of some mouldy jew

*breathes in deeply*

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking microsoft deleted my calculator to make me download a new one from the store but that doesn't work so now I have to use a real calculator like an idiot

mouse is double clicking, annoying...

traded my xbox in at gamestation and it had a davina mccall workout dvd in it

>>216531472
they imagined chappell roan shitting on stage?

>>216531494
Windows 11 is the worst operating system I've ever used it's actually incredible how bad it is

>>216531437
I dont really get much of it but a girl at work made a very light hearted comment and I sarcastically pretended to take offence and she got really worried and apologetic

aluminium foil vs cling wrap vs paper vs nothing let it just fall apart in a box, what's the correct way to pack sandwiches?

Screaming at the thought of this big lad on the verge of twars over being called bald

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdW9oM6ZMME
tune

>>216531514
FOY

I'm fat, should i get on wegovy

>>216531523
I'm German

>>216531514
Packed lunches are for children. Don't you have a Pret nearby?

nth for the baddiedem

>>216531505
It's incredible how bad microsoft is yet we are forced to eat it up because we don't have a choice given I'm not homosexual so I'm not going to use a mac and I'm not a virgin so I'm not going to use linux

>>216531514
I like to use a plastic box that is just big enough so it doesn't fall apart
Haven't had a good sandwich in a while mmm

>>216531509
Was wearing a coat and a gust of wind blew the hood down
The second it happened some bloke on the other side of the road screeched "BALDY!"

This is but one example
I have a million more
Why do I have to put up with it?

>>216531527
get on a treadmill

Country's full of cunts

been bald for 12 years now and no one ever gave me any serious grief over it what sort of people are you hanging around?

>>216531556
Nothing virginous about Linux

>>216531556
kek so much this, always laugh at the motherfuckers shilling linux, nigga nobody with a life using that shit

Wonder if someone has miraculously regained use of their legs and just fucked their mobility scooter off on the side of the path

>>216531437
cheer up mate *pats your bald head*

>>216531560
Where I am there's so many bald twats everywhere that blokes say shite to me for having hair

Not a very interesting edition this one, we need more talk about /brit/ personalities

the ‘up ‘akes are ready for frosting

>>216531606
hair is for girls gayboy

>>216531587
You're using it right now

>>216531613
FOY

"Somebody stop me!"

>>216531549
better and cheaper
only buy lunch if I'm going out with someone

Deleted this lad's calculator and he's fewmin haha hopping around his sweaty little shack looking for a physical one I can see him on the webcam lmao

>>216531591
this would have done numbers if said in a scottish accent on twitter in 2017

>>216531606
Fucking hell sounds like paradise
Where do you live?

>>216531595
Piss off

>>216531505
Jeetcoded soulless crap.
Even 8.1 seems great in retrospect

>>216531565
what happened?

>>216531607
Did you hear the latest from juicemong?

Obkatiekat is planning to move to Germany for her love internest (Fufu).
I wonder if she (m) is aware of the massive bureaucracy waiting for her in Germany, if she wants a sole proprietor in the Media spaces (controlled by Government TV).
For example she would need a broadcasting loicense from her Landesmedienanstalt.

>>216531613
alri coming right up *speeds up the wank*

any arch man in?

>>216531613
It's called icing you yankified freak

*nasally nerd virgin voice*
>Nothing virginous about Linux

>>216531613
cor
get them frosted, get them scranned

>>216531654
How superior is Austria to Germany?

>>216531613
what you baking cakes for you gay bent fairy poof

>>216531665
Ran it for a few years before thinking bollocks to this and switching back to mint
It's just better

>>216531679
It's the same shit but a bit more corrupt, Bavaria on steroids if you will.

Where's the Linux help poster when you need him

Linux is pozzed to shit, use OpenBSD

could've sworn I clicked /int/

>>216531622
>>216531668
i forgot the word sorry
>>216531680
to indulge my creative spirit

Might completely ruin my life by letting go of everything and just become a roving alcoholic

>>216531690
WRONG but I like Mint

>>216531613
cupcakes are shit, completely tasteless, people only like them because they can look pretty

For me, it's TempleOS

>>216531694
The nature is on average nicer though it seems, I also get the impression from Austria and Bavaria that they're a bit more materialistic

>>216531698
Doesn't BSD have terrible hardware compatibility?
What do you mean it's "pozzed"?

>>216531711
/mint/

>>216531722
>cupcakes are shit, completely tasteless, people only like them because they can look pretty
bit like women innit

pull rorke's arms and legs off

>>216531722
They taste like cake

who was the best spice girl?

says it all really

Dunno why people scream about linux, ubuntu desktop just works, all with a GUI, except for gaming. And only manchildren and virgins game

>>216530433
I didn't say smoking is healthy, I said it's cool

>>216531753
rorke mr potato head

>>216531756
They're just plain sponge with some icing on, I don't see the appeal, all you can taste is sugar.

How do I find a job again
2 years of experience btw

fart on rorkes face and rape him

>>216531764
if you are using linux you are a manchild virgin already

telling myself that I hate sweeties and crap food

>>216531785
I want to know the same thing, I've been unemployed for 6 months now, I either want a new job, or death at this stage.

spit on rorke's arsehole and fingerplay with it

>>216531769
You can make any cake into a cupcake I think you're just being narrow minded

>>216531789
I use it for my job developing networking software for a six figure salary, dolecuck

need Scots gf

>>216531761
is she kill

I HATE sweets

>>216531785
https://findajob.dwp.gov.uk/

>>216531815
like i said
manchild virgin

>>216531815
sounds virginous
>>216531822
alri grinch

Rewriting thesisberg. Told gfberg grades come before her and she wasn't thrilled but she has no future so whatever. Dins with mumberg and sisberg on the weekend, will catch up with dadberg at Chrissy. Aus gonna win the Ashes, feeling good.

>>216531816
every scottish woman looks like this in my mind

>>216531835
smoked that cunt

>>216531818
Broken neck, dead

sir dead bird

>>216531585
Simply existing as a bald man is enough to get grief
Was recently at the bus stop and a gang of zoomers surrounded me and started singing that baldy baldy over there song
I'm pretty sure one was filming

>>216531736
>Subject [PATCH] CodingStyle: Inclusive Terminology
>From Dan Williams <>
>Date Sat, 04 Jul 2020 13:02:51 -0700
>Recent events have prompted a Linux position statement on inclusive terminology. Given that Linux maintains a coding-style and its own idiomatic set of terminology here is a proposal to answer the call to replace non-inclusive terminology.
+For symbol names, avoid introducing new usage of the words ‘slave’ and
+’blacklist’. Recommended replacements for ‘slave’ are: ‘secondary’,
+’subordinate’, ‘replica’, ‘responder’, ‘follower’, ‘proxy’, or
+’performer’. Recommended replacements for blacklist are: ‘blocklist’ or
+’denylist’.
+
+Exceptions for introducing new usage is to maintain a userspace ABI, or
+when updating code for an existing (as of 2020) hardware or protocol
+specification that mandates those terms. For new specifications consider
+translating specification usage of the terminology to the kernel coding
+standard where possible. See :ref:`process/inclusive-terminology.rst
+` for details.

>>216531815
mental how govberg takes half of that

>>216531613
Here's your frosting mate!
*cums*

Since when did /brit/ become a virginous Linux-user general?? I thought this place was for top shaggers!

>>216531814
>You can make this thing which is nearly always bland and shit better
Yes I know mate, but nobody does

>>216531858
damn unc

Get a toupe

>>216531855
That's horrible why would you post that

>>216531869
dtfic spearheading the linux mafia on /brit/, we need that canadian out of business

>>216531861
rorke seething at this for..... some reason

all women should be put to death via firing squad

>>216531858
never happened
only instance I remember is when I grew a goatee and went to the park during covid some blokes called me Heisenberg

>>216531884
Settle down mate not as if I posted a picture of you now did I?

>>216531858
Have you considered that you're just a pathetic man, regardless of your lack of hair?

anyone London man fancy a bum on the lisson green estate?

>>216531912
dare you to say that to your mum

>>216531865
cor in my mouth please?

>>216531861
Glad I'm NEET.

>>216531861
This is your proof? Some gay retard's suggestion (never implemented) from five years ago?

>>216531932
Ew no

neetussy

Sad matter of fact is most people who make it into senior positions in businesses and make a lot of money are deeply weird or unpleasant, normal, honest people don't make it

um based?

>>216531871
Fair enough
I concede

>>216531886
screaming why do indians die in the weirdest ways
never seen any videos like these out of africa or the middle east but seen more than i can count of indians dying tom and jerry deaths

>>216531918
Oh it never happened? Ah cheers mate guess I can sleep easy now that this random anon has told me it never happened
Freak
Seriously doubt you're even bald

>>216531923
No

she wants an irish man with argentinian blood

>>216531967
traffic if only white men were allowed to drive

alRI

>>216531884
>>216531919
She's not actually dead shut up, at worst she's paralyzed.

>>216531992
are you a boca or river fan mate

Second cuppa coffee?


Don't mind if I do

Nigga name Keir

Batting catberg with my erect penis and making animalistic noises, whipping it away from his claw swipes

>>216532022
total xeneizes superiority

so /brit/, thoughts on Wallerstein's world-systems theory?

>>216531998
would like to see her dick

>>216532061
shallow and pedantic

>>216532076
petep

>>216531910
a number of great devs who opposed this were forced out of the project by activist nobodies who pushed this shit, including the founder Linus Torvalds who had to self-flagellate, apologise profusely and sing the praises of inclusivity to be allowed back in.

Linux was irreversibly pozzed and castrated in the years 2018-2020

>>216532061
just read the ai summary, yeah.

>>216532060
i respect them, the only team from argenchina that actually gives brazilian teams some fight

going to india next saturday

>>216531987
Africans got no trains but you just know they would get flattened by the dozen if they did
Love the indian rekt vids bt w big fan

using vba in excsl at work and all the karen boomers think i'm a genius

>Linux was irreversibly pozzed and castrated in the years 2018-2020
yeah that was the entire corporate world but you don't know this because you are smelly jobless little freakazoid

>>216532101
one of the best ones ive seen was one who just exploded

>>216532086
What a bizarre lie

Anyone who uses and praises Linux has never tried to install an older graphic cards driver.

>>216531987
Being crushed by the Juggernaut (Jagannatha) is basically instant-heaven in Hindu culture,

pozzing my own neghole

>>216532118
Remember seeing one after being cut in half at the waist by a train and looking at his legs like huuh.
Indians do love their trains.

Injecting my balls with 2L of synthol

>>216532141
corr get the balls slapping around get the pokey gooey bum wank going slappppppperooooooooo gooch gooch bumwank cummy time!!!! pozz it up real good daddy haha ;)

>>216532096
brazil is peak football sovl though so its hard to compare, although for me its 'fogo

At the /brit/ Christmas meetup I will be swinging all you Linux nerds around

>>216532173
McDonalds

Remember to drink water and go for a walk today if you haven't already

>>216532140
ktim

>>216532152
any vehicle seems lethal to them
saw a girl who got thrown off a moped and crushed by a truck and cut in half just looking at her lower body and bleeding out while her relatives where screaming
feel a bit bad for them honestly

>>216532205
>go for a walk around my deanoville estate
No thanks

>>216532173
imageboard not linkboard

Nigel Farage could be blocked from Downing Street at the next general election by a tactical voting drive among Left-wing voters, new polling has suggested.

Research by YouGov found 57 per cent of Liberal Democrat voters would switch their support and back Labour if they were in a seat where Reform UK looked likely to win.

Almost half of Green voters (46 per cent) would do the same if Mr Farage's party looked on course to win in their local constituency.

The polling, conducted for The Times, also found that Lib Dem, Green and Labour voters were even prepared to back the Tories in seats that were vulnerable to Reform.

>>216532180
kek based fogão fan of all the places to encounter one

>>216532135
That is a pain but it's not like that's easy to do on any other operating system
Besides it's just one of the less bad options out of what's available, all modern operating systems are dogshit but at least with Linux you've got some balance between useful software, hardware support, and freedom

>>216532187
It needs to be further norf. It’s not fair that I have to travel all the way to London every year.

remember that time mounce killed a swan and posted it here

>>216532220
China and India are peak final destination. I don't feel bad about it however because I'm sociopathic

>>216532187
wtf I never got the invite

>>216532250
remember when he got his dick out

>>216532266
it was posted on the discord

Love Jesus
Love God
Love The Bible
Simple as.

>>216532261
I'm... I'mm roooning

>>216532237
Most people do not do tactical voting

>>216532265
to be fair indians and chinks are a bit sociopathic and bug like too so you can’t feel too bad. still chinese liveleaks have instilled a permanent fear of escalators, elevators and general machinery into me

>>216532290
Thinking of becoming Christian for a new gimmick here

>>216532205
where's that image of the "go for a walk to feel better!" advice juxtaposed with the grim British town scene and random staring bald man

>>216532290
all fake bullshit

>>216532290
this

>>216532290
good lad

>>216532290
Great post

you might not like this TRUE FACT, but poors are interchangeable

I don't care if my cleaning lady is white or black or brown OR what language she speaks and would much prefer if she was cheaper rather than more expensive

Love Mohammad (pbuh)
Love Allah
Love the Quran
Simple as

What's your favourite Bible translation?

Why did the British fella go back to prison but the Algerian fella not? Seems a bit racist of him.

>>216532345
we respect all religions mate x

>>216532362
KJV for its language

>>216532345
no you don't

>>216532362
https://ebible.org/pcm/JHN01.htm

>>216532366
Funny how the Brit was in rot fraud and the Algerian for sexual offenses but the media tried to make the accidental releases seem comparable

>>216531967
one of the many reasons women must be incarcerated at once

remember that time rorke shat his pants

>>216520455
>>216520455

>>216532375
It is a bit tedious but generally seems better than others
>>216532379
Fukn kek

>>216532384
Crime is crime, just like how love is love

>>216532413
love this micro gimmique

right well that’s not the new is it

>>216532591
>>216532591
>>216532591

>>216532589
>>216532589

It's over