Thread 216532589

>>216532589 (OP)
Wew

Have been doing some research and come to the concIusion Michael Jackson was a nonce

>>216532589 (OP)
thats a fucking arse right there FUCK

Hee hee shamona

>>216532589 (OP)
uffffffffff

Benders would rather spaff in a dude's smelly colon

arse

>>216532589 (OP)
My willy is ready.

kin ell that's a lovely british arse isn't it

lil timmy didn't see it comin'

just got called a pintman in spoons

>*webm of transwoman with penis out*
>right well that's a bloke with her cock out isn't it
>cockmogs me!

>>216532589 (OP)
fat and ugly

>*picture of dog*
>dogs are vile
>rasheed

Cats and cat owners are disgusting

>>216532727
no need to announce yourself when you enter the thread

>>216532799
Baited for the exact response

>>216532799
Done him

>>216532799
that's him done then

>>216532760
>>216532799
>>216532809
>>216532821
>>216532831
>/brit/

>>216532849
how shit is your life that you're STILL doing this shit 190. literally every day of your life. come on mate, sort it out

>>216532849
Hi

>>216532799
btf

>>216532901
sit your brown aah down cuh

>>216532646
a sex arse if you will

New incelwalk drip

The only people who don't like animals are non-whites and poor people
Based on statistics and that which I've then turned into a sweeping generalisation as I love animals and am white and not poor, therefore if you don't you are the opposite of me, much like the statistics illustrate
n that

>>216532985
brown hands tryna fit in with the whiteys

there's a japanese word zubuzubu which means to deeply penetrate something soft

>>216532985
*releases thousands of mosquitos and ants into your home*

overly agreeable colleague got talked into helping with a project during lunch and is now FURIOUS with the female manager who convinced him to do it
he's been typing an e-mail in which he says he won't help after all for the last ten minutes, hitting the keys like they owe him money lmao

*he just finished and got up in a huff to take a walk and calm down

not gay but love the smell of bossman's colon

>>216532994
there's a japanese word asahi which means morning sun, a popular brand of beer is named this as the beer is supposedly as refreshing as the morning sun
>>216533009
いただきまーぁす

has rimming (girl on guy) always been so common in porn? feels like every leaked onlyfans porn I see now has it but I swear it wasn't always like this. not into it at all

>>216533033
Was he in the right?

God I hate coomers so much

>>216533078
yeah she kinda sweet talked him into taking on a third of her work for no real reason
bit spineless in the moment this guy

Fucking hate this time of day. Don't know what to do with myself

>>216533065
never goon

>>216533116
ktim but all day every day

>>216533116
post-coffee afternoon burst at toil lad get on it

>>216533116
How about your job. You do have a job don't you?

>>216533065
No that is like a ‘10s thing
It was more common in European porn (as was anal)
‘00s porn (that I cut my coomer teeth on) didn’t really have it

>>216533065
my ex used to do it to me a lot, i prefer blowjobs tbf but she just loved licking my hairy butthole so i let her

>>216533086
Is there anything you do like?

>>216533065
every single thing that is "common" in porn is from catering to the desires of the biggest consumers (deranged gooners) and producers (gay men and neurotic jews). if you see anything featured commonly in porn thats a bit weird (or more than a bit), its because of this

>>216533116
3 til 5 is nap time lad x

>>216533178
Yeah loads

>>216533065
that's just how "straight" men are nowadays

>>216533203
where do you like to take them?

>>216533178
that paedo horse game

>>216533116
I tend to to play some single player vidya but first I turn on a VPN to a time zone where it's outside of office hours in case I get some achievement (that records the local time but not the time zone), because I have my boss on Steam and he might see those

>>216533178
He likes molson’s and maple syrup

Right then, assume we'll all be in attendance?

Heh baited again

>>216533231
rorke doing all the shagging
leftypol on clean-up duty

>>216533231
might give Leeds a little visit

>>216533227
everyone loves maple syrup tbqh

job interview went awful lads

>>216533231
wouldn't mind a go on her (in private) but reckon I couldn't perform with a queue of people and camera watching which would be pretty embarrassing

>>216533263
I don’t really
I think honey is better on pancakes
Better flavor and viscosity

you're not baiting anyone, silly

Got to sort out something at work this afternoon I really don't want to do

Aren't I

>>216533323
Sounds like you should do it mate

>>216533276
I've only been to three job interviews in my life as an interviewee, and dozens as an interviewer. Most people we interview are mongs. Simply by not being a mong you have a huge advantage.

>>216533226
Video games are a waste of time with made-up sense of achievement

>>216533306
that's honestly crazy but now that i think about it i can see how honey would be nice on pancakes

>>216533231
>in my city on my birthday
Be rude not to wouldn't it?

>>216533354
this was a trainee position the recruiter told me. looked at my cv and said yeah they’re just looking for someone to train up
fuckin 2 minutes in they’re firing technical questions at me that i’ve no business knowing from prior experience. just guessed and told them i haven’t worked on this just now

builing up a poo

>>216533354
Tarq

>>216533276
dw mate
I've had some that I thought were good and didn't get the job
Think my record since graduating looks a bit like this now:

>Went well, offered job, declined on salary
>They were cunts who I hated within five mins so I stopped trying, wasn't offered, didn't care
>Went well, offered job, took it (first job out of uni, 1yr)
>Went well, offered job, took it (6yrs place I really wanted to be)
>Went well, offered job, took it (2.5 yrs to present at cool place I never thought I'd work at)
>Went ok, not offered job due to lack of experience
>Went well, not offered job due to lack of experience (both these two internal at current place)

so cryptic and mysterious

>>216533386
they didnt like you and were looking for a reason to score you poorly. just get a better personality

>>216533362
games help me not think about my problems and they are many

in prison for poo crimes

>>216533394
Just good old nepotism.

think i'm becoming more of a mong every year

>>216533443
Did you shit through a sunroof?

>>216533443
The 19 crimes that would get you sent to Australia were mostly poo related

the irony of feminism is that the most masculine societies treat women the best

>>216533407
Yeah? Where do you work and what's your full name, job title, home address, and phone number?

>>216533407
no instance of “went shite and they offered me the job” so i’m fucked

>>216533477
Remember my lefty colleague singing Dubais praises after a visit, how safe she felt as a woman. I said yeah, Louis Vutton handbags and jewels are nice and safe there too. She didn't get the comparison.

My ex comes from Redruth in Corwall and it did my head in when she explained that the name comes from Cornish "red ford" (fair enough), with "red" meaning "ford" and "ruth" meaning "red" (bollocks).

In the work toilets resting my itching bollocks on the freezing cold porcelain of the sink for some temporary relief

women should be beaten habitually

Reckon I would've done well as a Roman Emperor
Sucks that the modern world is so boring that you can no longer be born as a peasant and become a King. Some British bloke in like 1850 just decided to up and go fight pirates off the coast of Borneo and became a Rajah

>>216533525
*Cornwall

afraid the N key on my keyboard is wearing out

Mousey had a right tantrum earlier

>>216533525
Did she have a hairy cornish minge

no job
no woman
no car

state of my grim incel bastard life

>>216533514
Leftypol is a mong I wouldn’t take him seriously

Homerton... Home.

>>216533568
igger

Any umchickens in

Getting arseraped by the financial markets

does cornwall have a an actual sense of regional identity?

cycling mikey sex arse

>>216533525
>>216533568
More like CORNBALL

>>216533603
no it’s a larp

I've been to Cornwall, Ontario

EUV is too complicated why did they add shit from other paradox games that I didn't like

>>216533586
only straight thing in your home

>>216533477
at the expense of their autonomy

>>216533603
they say "granfer" instead of grandad and that's enough to be your own country, apparently

>>216533605
like two old leathery handbags

3pm
the cronem are rushin

>>216532589 (OP)
what edish is this?

>>216533477
breathtakingly mongoloidesque take

Do Europe have fall too

>>216533663
thought they were jamaican

>>216533663
>>216533698
Why'd you give up being a shagger to spend your days like this now?

>>216533712
they have autumn

>>216533715
yer maws jamaican ma dinner

posted it again award

Heatherpaedoberg spam time

having a fall

>>216533732
He was actually a Polish Jew
Leftypol went silent as death when it dropped

>>216533696
Which one of you is this?

>>216533712
yes europe has fallen

>>216533741
humpty dumpty when I ask what he's up to

There's a genocide currently ongoing in Sudan and you're doing NOTHING

Oh yeah I'm definitely reading that

>>216533769
sudan dese nuts
*dabs*

Sir Gulf Stream

Started looking at porn in the work toilets sometimes

>>216533718
why do you spend all day obsessing over a random british poster?

there's a genocide in cheadle

>>216533718
straight relationships aren't like the gay relationships that you know

>>216533804
I have autism and nothing else going on

>>216533803
:/

Just been down town
You do go out, right guys?

>>216533828
No idea what you mean by this

Well lads, on Tuesday I put it to work that unless they increase my salary by £15k and make me 'senior' in title I'll leave, and guess what? I've not heard back yet.

>>216533835
Is it a comfy life?

>>216533866
you better reflect then

HAMAS TUNNELS UNDER CHEADLE

>>216533880
will make you a senior in that you'll need a walking frame when I'm done with you

>>216533908
me when I buy a really expensive mirror

>>216533854
been for a run and to starbucks

>>216533899
Sometimes but it often gets lonely

>>216533908
No chance you'd elaborate on that bizarre response you offered?

>>216533940
Nice I had a coffee and a beer also

>>216533744
They never confirmed who it was

>>216533880
seems a lot how much do you earn now? I asked for £6k last year and got it but feel like when I ask for 'senior' in my title it'll probably be £10kish max

~_~

just saw a webm of someone dying

not to brag or anything but I might be the biggest freakazoid on this entire website

>>216533981
kek that was me

>>216533988
*barks at you*

>>216533981
don't like webms like that I rarely open a webm if there isn't a cute animal or sexy female in the thumbnail

is this mousenonce spamming the same AI drivel over and over again now

>>216533960
Why'd you give up being a shagger to spend your days like this now?

The Camp Cheadle Accords (2003)

>>216533973
:D

>>216534013
the only valid response is exactly the same, so why even ask?

>>216533854
Of course I do, lad. Going out is what normal people do. I'm normal. I went for a lovely incel walk and then sat and had an incel coffee, while pretending to read a book.

>>216533950
What gets you the comfiest?

>>216533973
what a delightful beverage that's perfect for the season. bravo good sir, you've done it again. a remarkable achievement might i say.

>>216534013
Obviously not

updating the filename is some incel shit

>>216534032
good man, and that looks like a great incel coffee!

watching old videos of a long gone asmrfu and crying ;(

>white man hands himself in after realising he had been mistakenly released from prison, like a good member of society
>Algerian sex pest still on the run, probably molesting around the grounds of a primary school as I type.
VOLUMES
O
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U
M
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S

>>216534032
You are severely autistic posting this same image (which isn't even yours) dozens of times

>>216534032
Oh ok so why do you use a photo that’s been on here numerous times just curious

>>216534056
leftypol refusing to comment on this

>>216534033
My monthly pizza order

>>216533971
My justification was I just survived a redundancy pooling and someone in the pool was a salary band up from me, and there were three of us, so naturally I'll be running around like a dickhead doing all their stuff
I will actually leave if they don't do this as I didn't choose to take voluntary on the basis that they might promote me to a managerial role (they didn't)

I've nearly cured my phimosis lads, at the age of 29. Been stretching it more and more.
When flaccid I can get it all the way back as far as I can tell. Can see the underside of the glans. Not too much smegma weirdly.
It feels kind of good to roll the foreskin back and forth over the head. Is this what I've missed out on all my life?
As I'm doing NoFap and NoPorn, I haven't had a full erection for at least 9 days, so I haven't been able to test it when fully erect, but I feel like I am on the home stretch.

a gelcap lab
or
capable gal

Still absolutely screaming at that lad who posted last night complaining about walking into a Costa, asking for a medium latte and being told no

Meltdown

>>216534096
imagining you literally screaming for 12 hours straight while your caretakers have no idea what's wrong

>Have a highly developed gaydar, probably has military applications
>Chatting up a girl
>She clearly likes me
>But she has a housemate whose a long time friend of hers but they've also hooked up
>He's very clearly gay
Do chicks really hook up with their gay besties, no strings attached? Man, it's tough out here as a straight bloke

enough from these historical English figures, let's see what "Macho Man" Randy Savage has to say

>>216534122
ummy

>>216534122
Is she a vegetable now?

>>216534125
Oh they know
There's just nothing they can do about it

>>216534116
he licc the lemb :]

>>216534122
erm...lads?

>>216534145
Nope, she died

mad that southport killer's dad is admitting in court he knew his son kept buying knives and machetes and tried to burn down his school a week before the attack but didn't do anything. surely needs locking up himself

looking into the sky and enjoy the life

>>216534165
Proof?

>>216534165
proof?

>>216534185
>>216534178
haha, got you little runts on my line like guppies

>>216534080
It won't work mate. Stretching is ineffective regardless of what clueless people including health Professionals say.
Sooner or later you'll realise that circumcision is your only solution. Better to realise that now rather than in five years.

Would /brit/ accept a buyout from China?

>>216534166
that's their culture RORKE

>>216534166
Will you pass your opinion along to the judge or just spam it on 4chan, a site which you treat as a social media platform?

>>216534178
>>216534185
Literally the video just posted. Next you'll be asking if this one died.

>>216534238
decimated that cunt

>>216534138
gays have bigger dicks which give girls more pleasure

>>216534208
screaming
done me there tbf

He went mental with the rorke spam the other day
Seems to have cooled off a bit but you can tell it's still bubbling just under the surface

oh my days uncs

>>216532589 (OP)
P H W O A R
R P H W O A
A R P H W O
O A R P H W
W O A R P H
H W O A R P
P H W O A R

>>216534246
lol dumbass

>>216534263
Pipe down pipsqueak you were done

There are girls doing porn born in 2007

>>216534246
How do you even die from that?

>>216532716
Post it

>>216534096
fragile snowflakes who have never faced pushback their entire lives

>>216534266
I was born in 198-

>>216533354
unfortunately i am a mong

>>216534238
how you felt posting that

>>216534272
tbf it did go a little bit far when the little fairy dawn french said that this christmas we should always remember the crimes of the christkillers

>>216534281
When?

Low key wanting a wank (been 36 hours since I had one) but I promised myself I wouldn't until I get a gf

>>216534323
sc

>>216534305
How would you respond then if you asked for a service someone provided and were told "no"?

>>216534263
he's a bit like mousenonce. has adhd attacks and fully spergs out so cannot control himself. just there clacking out rorke posts for hours on end, by himself, in an empty room lol. what a life.

>>216534340
ask for an explanation?
niot hard

>>216534266
leave it on reddit next time

>>216534335
had one last night me but it was all natural just got horny in bed thinking sexy thoughts so did myself a nice wank thinking those sexy thoughts

>>216534323
howling. absolutely raped that condescending prick

>>216534266
I was born in 1984.
I don't remember much from those trips, but I've been to East Germany, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, and the Soviet Union.

>>216534075
Hmm that isn’t very often huh

>>216534397
posted your shitey blurry screenshots award

heathermong melty

>>216534323
lmao gem

>>216534379
your da was a glowie or something carrying you around with his spying briefcase?

>>216534367
Love doing that, sometimes think sexy thoughts about the ex but alas I need a gf so no wanking till I find one

>>216534406
get your eyes tested, unc

4chan is a social media platform thoughbeit

>>216534347
Mousey is endearing though
This guy is just boring and dimwitted

>>216534430
heathermongs screenshots have a distinct blur, you need your eyes tested if you cant tell

>>216534439
no need to sign your posts

>>216534432
How can it be social if it's anonymous? That's like going to a picnic in a gimp suit

The BBC has upheld 20 impartiality complaints over the way presenter Martine Croxall altered a script she was reading live on the BBC News Channel, which referred to "pregnant people" earlier this year.

Croxall was introducing an interview about research on groups most at risk during UK heatwaves, which quoted a release from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine (LSHTM).

The presenter changed her script to instead say "women", and the BBC's Executive Complaints Unit (ECU) said it considered her facial expression as she said this to express a "controversial view about trans people".

>>216534430
Can you really not see that your text rendering is all fucked up?

Gay but shag women when I can't get a bloke's hairy arse

I refuse to believe anyone here is actually over the age of 25. Where did it go so wrong for you to end up here at that age?

>>216534453
it's not really anonymous in a thread like this

>>216532710
Religion is a mental illness

>>216534467
yep, it's a pozzy bluewoke clownpilled globalworld out there

>>216534478
Lmfao

>>216534481
33 here
>end up
we've been posting for over a decade, newcunt

You can tell how low iq heathermong is by how captivated he is with dogshit ai slop

>>216534481
Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things

>>216534453
who told you socialising is limited like that?

>>216534481
'member when this general used to be mostly young uni students

He's really gone and trolled us epic style by posting that wall of text

Might move to Arse

>>216534508
>Calls someone posting possibly the oldest /brit/ gimmick a new cunt
lmao

>>216534412
He was a sales guy for a couple of machine tools companies. The commies were gagging for British industrial equipment to upgrade their shit factories at the time. He managed to transmute business trips into holidays for the whole family, the commie governments got us tour guides and everything.

>>216534481
What should we be doing instead? Do enlighten us

>>216534481
I started posting here in 2006 but stopped when I went to uni and had a gf and mates. all that slowly fell apart in the years after uni and I gradually started spending more time here then since covid I've just been a fully antisocial freak and spend most of my free time with /brit/ open

>>216534511
it's all just part of an elaborate ritual to comfort his bipolar mind

>>216534551
If you actually left him alone he wouldn't have a melty now would he?

>>216534554
Prefers Brest me

>>216534589
Yes he would
He started before I said anything

>>216534508
>>216534549
>>216534562
>>216534569
thickos

>>216534590
my ancestors

>>216534323
Done 'im

Empty your tonsils before 5pm and impress that cashier at 5:30. Thank me later.

>>216534630
>2024
yeah okay

>>216534634
Gaelic bull

>>216534629
People trigger him. Leave him alone

I either don't shave and look like a homeless person or shave and look like a teletubby. There's no winning move for a mug like this.

>>216534634
>Ireland
You are a foreigner, get out

>We normally expect to deliver to your address between 4:55pm - 7:30pm
Didn't even realise royal mail work that last

>>216534651
He got triggered by the time of day

Do all the other generals have mong posters or is it just us?

does he just spin a wheel to determine which of his fixations he spams about next?

>>216534569
/int/ was only created in 2010 you fraud

>>216534684
From what others have said about it yes and they're even worse

>>216534668
Rory Stewart sex arse?

>>216534634
You are not white.

>>216534684
i heard the swedish thread is worse than us

>>216534688
I think he is having trouble adjusting to his new medication

>>216534494
Troonpilled NPC clownworld as it were

>>216534684
Every other general is composed exclusively of mong posters

when cronem scopes 3pm leng ting

>>216534684
Uncharted territory isn't it. Wonder if the Turkish general has their own mousenonce

You lads tried EU5 then?

>>216534684
apparently /brit/ is one of the more normal generals but unfortunately we still have posters like mousenonce, heathermong, and spaki which brings down the quality more in line with other threads.

>>216534716
>t. quadroon daequan jackson III

>>216534727
never taken medication in my life. unlike you, queer spaz

>>216534746
can't wrap my head around it
have 5 hours in it already and haven't unpaused

>>216534747
Don't diss mousey

when you hear CNC do you think consensual non-consent or computer numerical control?

>>216534746
Not even going to try it for the next 6 months. Paradox games aren't meant to be played on release

>>216534747
apparently according to whom? i doubt theres anyone who hangs out in every general and speaks the language/translates enough to know the monginess

>>216534757
yeh but you need it. thats why you're like this

>>216534703
No

>>216534731
When’s cloggers logging on mate

Don't make a new I'm doing it

>>216534731
>when the black man from a fictional club in london rapes a child
there you go i summed up your entie gimmick

>>216534700
>From what others have said
every flag on this fucking board is adamant that their and only their general is the worst, you can't trust these words

>>216534716
>You are not white.

A 10 in Timmy's eyes

>>216534768
I think an ACDC song with a lisp

don't buy any paradox game before the second or third major DLC me

>>216534757
>queer
It's odd that you've started calling me that pejoratively when it is clear you are a deeply closeted homosexual and the denial causes you severe psychological distress every single day

>>216534768
I think of a big machine that drills fast and shoots lots of white liquid. Does it answer your question?

>>216534767
i just did. and will continue to do it. so, keep crying i guess lol
>>216534770
according to all the people from other generals who also post here

>>216534772
I'm larking around, being amusing. Unlike you

>>216534746
spent over an hour in the menus with no progress made on gaining a clue so automated all the production and buildings then had a look at military and even that did my nut in so automated that then I started the timer then thought why am I playing this game where I'm not doing anything so uninstalled and got a refund

>>216534783
No every general says that
/cum/ is a good example

>>216534815
nobody finds your paedophile slop 'amusing'
just kys

when he finally does it, it will please many readers!

>>216534815
can you show me some of these amusing posts?

>>216534815
Who are you trying to fool?
Us or yourself?

>>216534815
yeah mate youre just thinking about mars bars, we've heard it before

>>216534776
He's working a bit late today so not till around 7. He works in intelligence, you would believe half of it.
And it's the Belgian not Cloggy.

get the disintegrating squirrels posted

>>216534481
I'm 32 with a career and a soon to be wife and this place remains the only place on the internet where I can just turn up and say Belinda Carlisle sex arse without any repercussions or questioning or need to prove who I am. That's powerful.
I've been posting on 4chan since around 2010. I found the website after browsing a facebook paged called 'you laugh you lose' for a bit and all the funniest content seemed to come from this weirdly simple looking website where people just replied to each other and posted images. I eventually found it and here we are all these years later.

>>216534080
>Is this what I've missed out on all my life?
Yes. Playing with your willy is a fundamental part of being an ape. Humans for all our evolution and advancements are still at nature just simple apes. Man needs to play with his penis and a retractable foreskin is part of that. And until you play with your willy you wont be able to have sex. No idea how you got to 29 before retracting your foreskin.

>>216534864
>>216534864
>>216534864