Thread 216534864

The great debate edition

wheres 190

sitting about in smelly work clothes

I am gay

>>216534864 (OP)
South ends at Watford
This was clearly made by a northerner

feel like SHIT

You lads read any good 19th century published books recently? Me? Well *chuckles softly*

>>216534920
HAHA WHAT!? OI BOYS, GET A LOAD OF THIS ONE

>>216534942
ummy

feeling very malevolent

get the posted it again awards out we're gonna need em

>>216534920
dtfic on a vpn

>>216534864 (OP)
How is Scotland the Goblin zone? Highlanders are like Tolkiens elves. Edinburgh is basically English. If Glasgow are Goblins so are all the industrial cities like Mancs, Scousers, Brummys, and Bristolians.

>>216534947
I like Waugh and Kipling and Stevenson

>>216534947
waste of money. modern historical research and analysis is obviously going to better than whatever 19th century historians were doing

Decided to treat myself to a small walk and coffee today, lads.

hmm no i wouldn't say lincoln is south

>>216534991
you should be range banned from posting images

>>216534991
>skinny jeans in the year 2025
oh my daaayyyyysss state of you

>>216534989
it is going to be WOKE

She's not a happy Queenie

>>216535016
>replying to bait
mong award

Get your own gimmick

>>216534864 (OP)
Birmingham is not in the south
>>216534901
Leicester is not in the south
>>216534930
Correct

>>216535029
He's replying to himself

mad how youre all computer generated programs designed specifically to prevent me from fulfilling my full potential

>>216535045
didnt ask

>>216534984
Settle down jock you subhuman twat

>>216534901
probably a nice walk to be fair

>>216535022
she was a life-long virgin, typical

think I just saw a poof outside

the fate which awaits all solo club goers

Timmy's idea of a girl-next-door

dtfic melty incoming!

>>216535078
Same, but he disappeared

Hey team. I really enjoyed the Reze film. I have come to really like her character now too. I might get a figure. I also want a choker like she wears with the grenade pin in the side. That would be amazing.

>>216535049
i'm the one that makes you have a wank, spilling your life essence on the ground.

>>216535057
True

avatar use

>>216534991
whenever they do that to my coffee i'm always sure to stir it in front of them

>>216535100
What razor do you use mate

>>216535078
Probably just your reflection, lad

>>216535092
Maybe consider a hobby instead of all this timmyposting?

>>216535117
got a warning for bugging mousey with this earlier

hi lads, how do I find meaning and purpose in my life?

>>216535100
the world would be better if you killed yourself

>>216534947
I'd say like 50% of all my books were written or published during the 19th century. I think writing though its peak was probably just after WW1 as far as authorship goes desu senpai

>>216534989
Not all the time. History isn't really like science in that regard. But it all depends on the historian desu.

The urban dictionary entries for Timmy are pretty hilarious
It's a shame they ruined that website though

the night rorke arsed his life up

Pretty fearful for the future desu

>>216535100
bit odd for a man to be wearing a choker

>>216535145
follow your heart

m&s cafe is always packed

>>216535136
I use a safety razor. I bought it for a tenner years ago now and I also bought 100 blades for a few quid and I still haven't used them all up.

>>216535137
https://voca.ro/1oq4BkoSL7oH

>>216535159
they removed the likes from CWLTSHC by euroshopper35penergydrink

>>216535159
post examples

HeatherGOD has got all the virginous Timmies riled up yet again

>>216535155
>Not all the time. History isn't really like science in that regard. But it all depends on the historian desu.
i guess he means that there are more sources available as time goes on, and you're able to reference more work that might impact your field

>>216535145
By empowering others to deliver individually and as a team while being able to see the big picture and unlock cross-functional synergies and alignment while maintaining effective stakeholder management

>>216535196
They removed all likes and dislikes and you can't even sort by the date the entry was added
Totally useless website now genuinely what is the point without some kind of community feedback

>>216535186
get a gf mate

>>216535060
I'm not a jock, i'm an Englishman.

>>216534901
I'm 24 and have never been further North than Luton AMA.

>>216535224
https://vocaroo.com/1kAyj5DdFZan

what happens in weston-super-mare?

After watching roving gangs of pakis let of fireworks on the streets of Birmingham last night I'm praying that Maccabi win tonight

>>216535092
id let her suck me off but not cum inside her.

>>216535256
Based
The North is a dire wasteland inhabited by strange freaks

>>216535256
ever been shagged up the arse?

I'm from Northampton, am I northern?

36 and never been outside the m25, no further questions please

>>216535272
cringe

>>216535316
This is foreigner-coded

Reckon I could well cure my phimosis this month.

poowong

>>216535296
To be fair so is Luton.

>>216535305
Only by a dildo.

mouselord status?

Awful stuff. They are oppressed

>>216535341
It won't happen. You'd kid yourself by saying you're seeing 'improvements', but in reality you'll still be a phimo'd-up freak

>>216535334
listen to my vocaroo again to learn what I think about that
>>216535374
mamdani on a madone

>>216535374
wearing a kipper? imagine the smell

save the west

based

>come to the UK illegally
>leave your cushy hotel
>take a job as a drug dealer, at a weed farm, in an illegal vape shop
>get caught
>claim you were forced to
>gain modern slavery protections
>no consequences
They're all done this btw

Refuse to work until they're all sent back

>>216535204
Maybe, but not necessarily an indication that modern is better

>>216535436
Cry about it some more

nth for the holodem

is onamadone pronounced on a mad one or onner-mad-own

>>216535497
latter

>>216535492
based

>>216535491
You've been here all day dtfic go outside

>>216535530
True okay bye

oofmadone

>>216535497
on ama done

>just polished off the quality street
>go downstairs for a brew
>flatmate has already replaced them with a tub of celebrations
ffs fat bastard alert *points at self*

feeling submissive and breedable

>>216535553
Watch out for the waachaaa waaaaa wachaaaaa chop of the Kung Fu Ninja

>>216535593
ktim
might get a cock up me arse

>>216535497
saxamaphone

>>216535022
chatgpt written nonsense

when do the black friday sales start?

>>216535593
drink piss?

>>216535061
3 weeks walk. only 3 hours a day walking to spend the rest of the time exploring along the way.

>>216535651
Imagine if it were called White Friday. The wokes would go mental

>commit heinous acts in third world shithole
>third world shithole has government that likes to kill people for committing heinous acts
>come to Britain and gain protection from your own government that wants to harm you because you are a violent piece of shit under the guise of it being the stunning and brave work of enlightened and liberal human rights legislation that no one actually got to vote for
make it stop please I beg

>>216535638
rorkeypops

>>216535145
its shagging mate, always has been

>>216535062
That was all very cleverly crafted mythical propaganda

>go to guy creatine on Amazon
>find what I want click buy now and log in
>only options are £4.99 delivery
>remove from basket and add in the exact same product
>delivery is now free
What the fuck?

>>216535678
What's this in reference to?

Tired of this country, the corruption, the immigration, and the women are ugly slags. But most places are worse.

>>216535553
exactly lmao

>go to guy creatine on Amazon
>find what I want click buy now and log in
>only options are £4.99 delivery
>remove from basket and add in the exact same product
>recieve text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
Fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>216535678
see
>>216535491

>>216535680
unconfirmed reports that leftypops may be in the area

>>216535730
heh x

>>216534947
the raped

>>216535680
and leftychops!

>>216535677
They’ll go mental at anything the woke bastards

24 inch curved monitor? madness

>>216535751
>>216535759
UM x

>>216535593
OMG r u grill

>>216535791
my monitors so big it curves all the way round my head

Rorkeypops, and Leftychops
Fucking in their flat, there is nothing wrong with that
Oh Rorkeypops, and Leftychops
Politically divided but physically united

anons ITT unironically have no clue that britchan existed until 2009 when the foreign IP restrictions were lifted and we got raided and DDOSed to shit by Russians so hard YubYub decided to pull the plug on the whole site, with refugees moving first to krautchan and then to 4chan's newly created /int/ board

we're a raped people without a past oh my days I feel old

2023 was a great year for /brit/ imo
some excellent 'micks that year

>>216535837
ok

>>216535819
1080p gaymer here, couldn't be me

>>216535837
ok

>>216535878
Oh, so you’re a woke then

>>216535837
alri grandpa go lie down

only started browsing brit in like 2023 so i've got no idea about half the stuff you lot go on about

might google something in japanese

>>216535553
enjoyed this webm

>>216535837
Der Ewige Ruski

>>216535903
nah JRPG rorke me

there were people at school who i thought i was better than, but now they're married with kids and I'm still an incel, so i must have been wrong

might have a quick cum

>>216535804
on the phone to get to the bottom of this

>>216535553
nun wagie cud do about it

Barbet told me I have beautiful hair

>>216535914
try でかちん

I murdered an Irishman in November 1999. It was self-defense.

is it bad that whenever I reverse park it always takes me 2 reverses, the first to line up and adjust and the second to actually reverse in. Does that make me look like a bad driver when people watch

Drink so much my liver is constantly in pain

>>216536020
No that's quite normal

>>216535952
>when we're older you'll be unemployed on the streets because you're stupid and i'll be rich because i'm going to uni so i'll get a good job

>>216536033
Oh ok good I thought a lot of people just reverse in first time

>>216536028
Do you have any intention of cutting down or stopping?

>>216535837
cunts a senior citizen of /brit/ lmao

>>216536020
yes I silently judge every driver who inconveniences me

>>216536020
Yes! Everyone thinks you're a twat!!

I'm the lowest paid of my friend group and my annual salary is £43k.

it pie night

>>216536049
Yeah every day but then I get invited to the pub and get fomo

>>216536019
brits shot a lot of unarmed irish civilians for “self defence” also

>>216536075
>my annual salary is £43k.
ktim... ktim...

>>216536086
lol

Is Leicester safe to walk through and would it be worth it?

>>216536075
broke nigga

>>216536104
why would you walk through it

>>216536104
no yes

Any 50k per year niggas in?

>>216534947
chud gay

*pisses myself*

dont plan on ever getting my license or driving a car because the thought of driving terrifies me

>>216536142
runtman not making at least a grand a week omdz

>>216536154
get a grip

hello ypu ok
piss drink?

Time for a sarnie. Pork tongue on toasted Warburton's white, with English mustard and mayonnaise.

>>216536154
love driving me, hate having to drive

>>216536142
on a 6 figureᶦn ᶻˡᵒᵗʸ salary, me

>>216536154
pathetic

>>216536128
Planning a walk from the mouth of the River Severn to Cleethorpes beach in order to plot the North/South border. Leicester is on the border.

>>216536139
Please explain.

>>216536218
>Planning a walk from the mouth of the River Severn to Cleethorpes beach in order to plot the North/South border.
sounds shit

making excellent posts me fr fr

Might pin a crow down and fuck it to death in the park

>>216536218
no it isn't safe, yes it is worth it, hope that helps

>>216536171
no piss

Prince Andrew, Duke of York

Off tae the butchers
Should I treat myself to a big steak?

how long until 4chan is blocked here then I thought this was a real thing that was happening

sometimes i reply to myself because my posts dont get any interactions

>>216536142
£53,400 here but I salary sacrifice to get below the threshold. Very good salary up north.

>>216536292
stop deadnaming him

>>216536310
great post

>>216536300
try treating yourself to a clue

>>216536218
You won't walk anywhere, you'll just spam your hero geowizard's FUCKING DOGSHIT AND BORING videos in here as per fucking usual.

>>216536264
Hello Abdul!

Prince Shart, Duke of Fart

>>216536310
ktim

Prince Nigger, Duke of Africa

MEGAN THEE STALLION BIG FAT CHOCOLATE ARSE

...uh, ahem, got a bit out of character just now, sorry.

>>216536335
Oh will you please just fuck off mate

fucking sweating after my bike ride
16 degrees in november is mad

Would you?

sir geo wizard

haven't wanked in 4 days
hope my libido returns still terrified of women and terrorised by the gay porn demons

>>216536386
how gay?

>>216536264
caww

>>216536368
another ozempic victim

>>216536075
>friend group
>having a salary
ah yes ktim

>>216536399
Have gotten so horny I was 100% committed to transitioning but post-nut clarity always brings me back down to earth

>>216536386
prince handrew stripped of his titles

The Belgian just called me, he'll be on soon
He has something important to tell you guys

>>216534864 (OP)
If it's not part of Northumbria it's not in the north. If you are from Crewe or Grimsby, you are from the midlands. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>216536386
stay strong soldier we've all been there

>>216536429
wow thats too gay m8 l just wank to femboys

>>216536309
before the end of the year according to my sources

>>216536436
corr new shell go perks i hope

>>216536315
I live in London so that salary affords me a smeggy bedroom in a former council house HMO :)
The funniest part? I work completely remote! I choose to put myself through this!

>>216536368
you could warm your leftovers up in there, quite useful really

>>216536237
I think it would be a fun and gentle walk and a good way to experience England.

>>216536277
Yes that makes sense to me. Leicester is the only big city id be crossing. I understand it is an interesting English city worth seeing but has been inundated with foreigners who are dangerous.

>>216536455
this was true of me at one point... be careful lad

>>216535837
unc in the armchair who was sat in the corner and silent for the whole thread pipes up with this post about his glory days

>>216536436
anxious

>>216536336
I don't follow geowizard or post about him, he isn't my hero. I just like a nice walk.

>>216536368
I don’t even understand how this happens, her legs arms and face are all skinny.

>>216536494
nah been doin it on and off for years l'm always dominant in the fantasy

>>216536154
ktim, I always imagine myself flooring it into a lorry for no reason

>>216536527
again, this was true of myself.

Had a really weird dream last night that a bloke got possessed by some satanic presence and it began turning him black and his skin started ripping off and it was extremely gruesome and he was screaming in pure pain and complete terror like satan himself was torturing him as his body crunched and blackened and burnt and tore itself to shreds and he then turned into a bicycle with square wheels and the screams of pain turned to groans of pleasure and erotic delight
Not sure what it means

>one of two camgirls i'm watching has visible scars from multiple stab wounds on her stomach
wtf is wrong with russia

Fifa has introduced the 'Peace Prize', an award recognising an individual's actions for peace and unity.

The prize, set to be awarded annually, will be given to the person who has "taken exceptional and extraordinary actions for peace" and "united people across the world".

The first winner will receive the award from Fifa president Gianni Infantino on Friday, 5 December during the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington DC.

>>216536548
means that you are gay, seek bum sex

>>216536548
ktim

>>216536548
>get possessed by demons
>turn black

more and more women are only discovering they're pregnant when they're about to give birth

>>216536368
If she kept her clothes on I would. Just tits and minge out.

why would a grown man be afraid to walk in leicester in the middle of the day

black pussy CHANGED rorke

>>216536386
didn't wank for two weeks and then those sydney sweeney pics came out last week and i shot ropes

>>216536636
Cropped her bag-of-spanners face off obviously

this is the sexiest man alive according to People magazine. he's from oxfordshire.

arab /brit/: ffs mum just destroyed a toaster because she thought it was possessed by a djinn

>>216536654
Would knock him out

>>216536654
He is also a poof

>>216536654
shagged him for a tenner behind the Aldi last month

>>216536654
looks too swarthy to be pure english
irish mum?

>>216536654
kinda mental how batty boys are on average more attractive than straight men, guess you gotta be a poof to actually take care of your appearance

>>216536654
yeah because they have that dumb sequel to promote

bad screens off, good screens on

If I don't cum for a week the blast is so powerful it would make me a porn legend. Honestly I throw ropes like six feet plus.

>>216536735
*gay porn
because you're gay

>>216536751
done that gay cunt

>>216536751
dunelm

is it possible to look at the beloved dogberg and not have your cheeks flush from the oxytocin that hits, my good fluffy friend he is

>>216536758
told that cunt that he done that gay cunt

>>216536751
Mmm danone

mad how i could have a hairy pooey unwashed arsehole and there would still be crowds of depraved homosexuals lining up to shag it

>>216536784
this is an unverified claim

>>216536751
Reports from the international space station coming in, a gay runt was just sent flying into one of their windows and now it's splattered with his AIDs infected blood

>>216536782
I liked that little voice. Wonder if they still use it

>>216536806
i appreciate what you're trying to do here but this isnt it mate

>>216536620
Love this

Dinosaurs never existed

in the incel hub (my van)

>>216536558
not seen the one i watch who has a bob in a while, her arms were carved up the last time she was on

>>216536831
i'll get it sorted by the time I make my next post, thanks for coming to me with this in a supportive manner

hanan wahabi's the women of grenfell with forward by james o'brien

hands
touching arse

getting the wank in now can't be gooning off tomorrow as i need to go and get a haircut

just seen a sexy Jewish woman

>company haemorrhaging talent after the toilberg forced everyone into the offices for 3 days/week
>who could have possibly predicted this?

Oh yes indeed. Quite so.

bluds looking in his calendar and scheduling his wanks

>>216536907
reaching out

Diego felt like he had to leave as he lost his identity in a post-Covid environment

>>216536938
let me guess, you?

HATE morning wanks

reach out and touch arse

looking back it was kind of mad that i would have a wank in the morning and then go to school still wearing my cum soaked pants

>>216536955
wanking me
wanking you

Guess who

right well i hope someone comes in with a good conversation changer because it's getting danny in here

glod

>>216536938
It was a voluntary layoff tactic

>>216537009
Free Palestine

the next edition will be X-rated and all about sex!

big apophis

>>216536654
He is an objectively good looking man but doesn't have blue eyes and therefore cannot be the sexiest man alive.

>>216536994
dépêche mode, eh? yea i rate it

can someone remind me how to filter flags with ublock and what the two letter code of spain is?

>>216537063
would you bum him though?

got tchaik 5 on

>>216537003
i would get a stiffy in the back of the science class and have to angle it upwards on my beltline at the end the lesson to hide it

>>216537080
no
es

When I was in college, every single exchange student from Scotland were extremely ugly and/or fat.

They should stay off the deep fried Mars bars

>>216537099
That's the kettle black calling the pot innit

>>216537099
Pot calling the kettle black n that

>>216537062
sholva

>>216537099
well yeah, they wanted to go where they fit in

>>216537099
>tp
>tf
this cannae be hap'nen

>>216537080
ask chatgpt and get it done pronto

I'm not even joking lads.

>>216537082
No. I'm not a homosexual.

>>216537141
can you write the prompt for me?

>>216537127
GOOLD?

>>216537121
>>216537122
>>216537138
OK I concede on the fat, but we're not that ugly. Scots in my school all had this weird pudgy face with small beady eyes. Also ghostly pale skin.

>>216537154
That's what a bender would say

>>216537166
>weird pudgy face with small beady eyes. Also ghostly pale skin
that does sound like scots tbf

>>216537187
we prefer being called 'Scotch'

>>216537166
I'm into pale skin myself also I agree that yanks are rather attractive when you're not obese

>>216537172
Well I got a blowie from a tranny once, but I never bummed him/her.

>>216537166
Right I concede you're not like scots. You may have a weird pudgy face, you may have small beady eyes but at least you're brown so that's one thing setting you lot apart

>>216537221
afraid you might like it?

>>216537158
boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-es))

why aren't you on 4chanx though

Big pasta with garlic and mushrooms and sweet chilli peppers and Parmesan for tea perhaps

>>216537221
Having your willard inside a bloke's mouth and bum? Nothing gay about that.

>>216537242
No I came from the blowie, then had a post-cum realisation that it was nice but im not interested in blokes.

>>216537251
you're a kaffir!?

don't know what to do with myself really
I have all the time in the world and no money concerns but I just have no motivation to do literally anything at all
might well be time for me to 'cide myself, at least it'll spare you lads from future boring blogposts

>>216537268
Well obviously its gay, but doing something gay doesn't necessarily make you homosexual.

gfberg's friend cancelled on her lads and she's coming home and not going out
I had planned to go to the local pub and enjoy a crafty fag (she thinks I'm quitting)

>>216537244
thanks

>why aren't you on 4chanx though
don't like change

>>216537288
leave it to the ustashe to bring hatred into this welcoming thread

>>216537326
get her shagged

Had 500ml coffee this morning and a litre of water this afternoon but I've not had a wee all day

>>216537299
Try some travelling mate

>>216537248
Sounds lush

>>216537340
blacks aren't welcome on /brit/
not racist, they just aren't welcome

>>216537300
Wrong way around.

>>216537326
have one now and then brush your teeth before she gets there

>>216537370
>>216537370
>>216537370

>>216537354
>500ml coffee
this would kill me

>>216537369
he should do the naked though so the smell doesn't get on his clothes

>>216537326
you have to cancel your plans because her plans changed?

>>216537364
explain

>>216537354
bodyberg is storing the wee to unleash later on without warning

>>216536938
...OS?

>>216537300
Are you Ice T?