Thread 216537370

scran edish

yay

>>216537370 (OP)
get it wrapped

what's it like to go on a boat?

>>216537400
love this gif

>>216537423
bit like a car if youve ever been on one of those

>>216537423
sailors be like: it's everything <3
faggots lol

why is Phil Foden so zesty, thought he had a wife and that

leftypol mate I thought you hated billionaires

>>216537502
so did elton john

>>216537426
Having sex with a trap is homosexual, not gay.

can't wait for the next france-australia rugby match
can't wait for the next humbling of these retards

>>216537502
He's a gym-fit twink, just bursting out of his workout gear

>I have sex with men
>And relationship with women

Ive been watching go karting videos all afternoon and it looks fun but I've never been. Can you turn up to a place on your own?

going on the piss with work tomorrow. starting at 12. how do i not get absolutely twatted and start saying stupid shit or ringing a dealer

>>216533375
canslad won't like this

having negative thoughts about the government again

sup crodie
thanks for the call earlier
did bus 25 pass bashington lane? how's winston's driving?

>>216537506
so 'antifa' ie random woke organizations are recieving funding from wealthy people wow shocking mate

>>216537573
They have a no singles policy mate.
t. worked at a go kart track

>>216537530
getting a blowie =/= having sex

getting a bj from a tranny is gay, not homosexual

>>216537506
not reading all that, i'm afraid

>>216537598
nightmare blunt rotation

>>216537605
>b-but antifa don't exist
give it up leftypol mate you've been rumbled

>>216537572
thats gay

>>216537573
No you have to go with a sexual partner (female) and they perform a background check to ensure you are not a virgin

>>216537576
Right, who's getting the bags in?
Seriously though, I'm probably not going to my work Christmas dinner due to similar reasons

I like to go on /isr/ and ragebait them

>>216537637
ah yeah right thats mad haha

>>216537671
its so easy. like beating up a child, ironically

not ordering slop today
>burger king has crisscut chips
not ordering slop after christmas

>>216537671
they go mental if you say free free palestine hahahahahahahahaha

sir blocked nose

The fog has once again descended

failing to see how that american government propaganda twitter screenshot is british culture or doesn't belong on /pol/

>>216537686
I got one absolutely seething today

>>216537617
>homosexual - (of a romantic or *sexual act* or relationship, formal) Between two people of the same sex
>gay - (of a romantic or sexual act or relationship) Between two or more persons *perceived* to be of the same sex or gender as each other.

>>216537714
You're just amazing

>>216537714
soon the rape hounds will be out...

kfc selling a zinger banh mi here

>>216537714
*emerges from the fog and charges you*

>>216537714
did it yeah?

>>216537702
yeah lol

>>216537715
shut up homosexual

First thing I did after getting home from toil was bust a nut to fat slags,
Fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

im a virgin

why yes i am a virgin aka an incel aka a cherry boy aka a doutei aka a herbivore man aka a weak male aka a timmy aka a chud aka a wizard

babestation

>>216537773
>>216537776

fucking sick of the lot of you

>>216537772
could be worse

reckon i could shag all of you easily

never goon

>>216537811
rorke unmasked

>>216537829
i'm unrapeable

>>216537796
the XXXL bully

>>216537829
i've been told (in a medical setting) that i have a very tight anus

>>216537737
love the flavours of the world only from the kernel
should ask the vietnamese living upstairs for a banh mi, never had one

>>216537811
rorke wylin

>>216537811
your timmy has evolved into tommy

>>216537829
I'll let you if it's with you pussy ;)

>>216537842
irrapeable*

>>216537842
they said that about the titanic and look what happened

irrapeability

>>216537887
was the titanic raped?

>>216537857
fuck that looks good
kfc has a vice grip on my brain

>>216537855
uffffffff

>>216537858
ktim in 10 years

>>216537857
hate how everything has cheese and/or mayo on it

>>216537714
does that say harrogate

>>216537909
yea

>>216537927
they had good milkshakes desu

>>216537946
no, it wasn't

heard the voice of nick fuentes today and he sounds extremely homosexual

>>216537909
would you consider yourself raped if you had your hull snapped in half by a big white mass?

>>216537966
it was by an ice berg

new heatherfreak obsession expats in thailand is it

Girl at toil has a new tattoo on her forearm, can't say it's my favourite look but it certainly wouldn't stop me from having a go on her (given the opportunity)

>>216537994
>>216537996
I WASN'T RAPED

>>216537916
decided, wrapper for dinner then

>>216537939
no bro this burger that cums in your mouth is great

>>216538006
he needs to be put down

nothing in history more raped than the titanic

>>216538035
zesty

>>216538020
You've crossed the line this time, Jack. Report sent.

i eat jelly filled doughnuts with every meal because i remember when i had no jelly filled doughnuts

>>216538024
looks peng we got one with the same casing but its a kebab

>>216537994
Tis but a scratch, a flesh wound if you will

>>216538059
what about the rape of nan king?

right, walktoil

>>216538092
Never happened

Need to get more womfy in life. How do you all get your womf on?

>>216538066
Now now it would all be perfectly consentual
Everything above board here lad ;)

scream

nyreen... wonder if it's scrappy

>>216538100
>i-cloud hymens

>>216536938
... OS?

>>216538129
leftypol loves suicide though

>>216538129
can't wait until this happens to heathernonce

>>216538092
Debunked

>>216538059
What about in recent history where that prisoner was raped by IDF and ruptured his anus?

>>216538141
windows

>>216538100
>>216538137

>>216538181
lush asl

get the justeat order in rorke

>>216538121
Lying in bed undercover with telly on. Had a wank. Bit hungry though and wish I had some booze but I'm not getting dressed and going the shop.

>>216538181
Right well that’s shit isn’t it

>>216538197
think you could do better? answer honestly

>>216538121
Blankets

>>216538076
shocked that it's not a thing in other places that looks so good

>>216538181
can triangulate your exact location and penis size from this image

>>216538181
pootine

>>216538193
Nice I’m in bed phoneposting. Would hit the booze but i never enjoy solo drinking

>>216538121
playing the steamdeck under a blanket with the lights turned down
ideally after a massive poo earlier in the day so the bowels feel empty

had the week off from work. done nothing but play vidya and wank

Queen Lizzie's not happy no sir

>>216538181
>garlic sauce in a separate pot please

>>216538181
The scranpocalypse

>Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn Kneeland dies at age of 24
why do black yanks have such mad names

>>216538246
Love the feeling of an empty bowel

>>216538181
indian restaurant gave you sauce when you didn't ask for any

>>216537941
yeah

>>216538208
Probably could do as good. I was only being lary it looks ok

>>216538238
I am also phone posting.
Unfortunately I'm an alcoholic so I just like having something to take the edge off of life, makes me not care so much and adds an extra layer of challenge to doing things which can be fun.
One of my specialities is getting absolutely wankered over the course of a day on whisky, flying about doing housework and random shit, possibly playing the playstation, then waking up the next morning to inspect the state of the place.
It's usually not bad though haha

>>216538320
for me its getting steaming and starting a tv show then trying to pick it up the next day and remembering nothing or very little and having to start again

>>216538261
what does she think about tonsil stones?

>>216538320
Yh that sounds alright, I take quite a bit of pregabs so I sometimes stagger about and it’s womfy

mad that 90% of the people itt have these on their eyelashes

>>216538376
so thats rorke

>>216538376
We all have them you’re not special

>>216538376
my mate

>>216538396
i don't. just checked in the mirror.

>>216538342
Kek, yeah I often do this too.
I usually turn on the TV and sit down to have my dinner and watch something, of course by that time of day I'm ratarsed so trying to pick up the show again the next day while hungover is often a challenge.

Ideally we’d all be putting the energy we put into this surrogate socialising into finding actual friends

look in the mirror and then stick your tongue out all the way and look at the bottom of it

fodenbunny ummy

>>216538376
Made up shite.

>>216538452
*sticks my willy in your open mouth*

>>216538121
One of these for the bed

>>216538452
Looks like veiny fangs inside it

>>216538376
lovely dick sucking lips

>>216538434
ive got friends

>>216538309
coming for you

>>216538479
Too grim for me de lad but you do you

>>216538489
Poo screaming

>>216538516
*empties bedpan onto your living room floor*

toilberg has removed both the microwaves in work and has NO intention of replacing them

>>216538525
shut up man

>>216538526
Now that’s not womfy at all

>>216538536
Good, that's a good saving
You runts can bring in packed lunches.

>>216538504
So do I but given the amount of time I’m on here I obviously don’t have enough

>>216538536
this is what happens when cunts don't clean up splashes and food explosions

Got myself a Big Mac because I deserve it and love myself but the spilled Secret Sauce all over my jacket :(

first documented use of poo screaming

>>216538592
It was in the morning so I think this anon may in fact have been 'poo screaming'

purple headed warrior

had a few drinks and i'm now confident enough to walk into /brit/ and say hellow

>>216538620
it started gaining in popularity some months later

>>216538536
This is an OUTRAGE.
I just go to the work canteen, food is shit quality but I don't like sitting in my own area eating in silence with the people I work with.
Also don't like taking stuff I haven't bought at the canteen there, although people do.

>>216538592
search for "pooscreaming" (no space) and watch the webm at the top

Ever shagged a girl up the arse?

>>216538592
real slow burning tordey force of a gimmick this one

I've been looking at go karting places near me for the last hour and now I've got myself upset. Everywhere has minimum group sizes, like you're supposed to have 10 people to go with??

I thought it would be like bowling where you can go and do it on your own

>>216538657
you're only supposed to do it after a big event, like getting promoted in your job

>>216538657
why would one commit a faggot sex act with a woman

>>216538591
Wheyyyy! Fannybaaaaaws!

i've been simping for this girl at work
she said her house is cold so i ordered her an electric heater with a £100 amazon voucher to "cover" the bills
i got her address because i'm the systems manager and i have access to this information
she said thanks on Teams but nothing else happened

>>216538652
no thank you

>>216538696
Unbelievably pathetic hope this is a gimmick

>>216538669
you really thought they'd let one person take up a whole track?

>>216538669
I'll go with you lad, where you at?

>>216538696
i think you should try harder with this gimmick

did the olives anon actually feed his coworkers olives or not?

>>216538707
nope i was trying to do her a favour hoping she would say hi in the cafeteria
she's been complaining at work that she has too may shoes thinking of buyer her a shoe rack next

the gimmick's gimmick

>>216538696
(you)

>>216538717
how is it a gimmick? i'm literally posting about it for the first time. you have to entice women you're not gonna get a girlfriend posting online alone dimwit

>>216538728
alright fuck off gave you the benefit of the doubt but this isn’t true

>>216538696
That's creepy if she didn't give you the address, expect a call from HR in the morning lad.
You played yourself, it's over

BREAKING: @YoungBobTPUK just got WRONGLY arrested at the Aston Villa vs Maccabi Tel Aviv match!

He was personally invited by Iman to join and have a chat.

This is straight-up injustice!

Free Bob now!

>>216538728
Buy her a bin so she can chuck the shoes out

show the electric heater order or i am shutting down this conversation

Got a mocha but now thinking I should’ve got a chai latte
seething

>>216538713
Thanks but I think I'll put off the idea after reading all about how it works

>>216538711
Not to myself but with other people who also turn up

>>216538747
DeLonghi Oil Filled Radiator 2500W from Amazon

>>216538765
it's on the floor

>>216538824
meant for >>216538765

>>216538828
put your desk facing out the window facing a wall is no good for you

Phimosis lad here.

I've finally managed to pull the foreskin back over the gland so I can see it all.
However, I'm now worried that my foreskin is somehow stuck to the glans.

Should I be able to see the top of the shaft?

you morons think girls are just gonna ask you out? ffs you have to try to get their attention. i was being very attentive and got her exactly what she needed.

she's been quite friendly to me on Teams i just need to make a move IRL problem is i am only in the office once a week

>still no order confirmation
we're done here

>>216538573
would you, lads?

dtfic created a new
it will be posted shortly here

British model Nell McAndrew models the "Tomb Raider" dress with British reality TV star "Bubble" prior to the UK premiere of the same name (2001)

>>216538855
mate... people's knobs have fallen off from doing this. you're restricting bloodflow.

haven't had hiccups in a while

>>216538902
being this tall as a woman gotta be pure suffering

>>216538811
See if any have open days, just a bunch of random filk

>>216538917
have you been to a doctor about it?

>>216538852
the view isn't that good and it would block the radiator (it's under the window)

>>216538887
Don't think I did actually

>>216538908
No I'm not.
I would post a pic but it'll be deleted.

>>216538929
you know you're old when you give a shit about energy efficiency

>>216538963
post a pic on an adult board and link it

leftypol powerless to stop his gf being ravaged by an xl bully

>>216538983
the girl is older than me. i'm 34 she's 36. we;re still in dating age range.

>>216538696
>criminal harassment
Very romantic

my bed is a fucking mess ffs

>>216538983
It's cheaper to put the heating on for an hour than it is running an electric heater

>>216538852
I appreciate the concern though

went to the office for the first time in ages and had a nice time bashing the management all day. Also got a free voucher for an exam i was going to spend £150 on
Maybe work from home is not so great dee lads

>>216538999
wrong. i joked about it during the call and she laughed and said okay.

>>216538129
maybe suicide would help in some cases

rorke thinks euthanasia should be legal

>>216538998
has she called the police yet?

>>216538696
>i got her address because i'm the systems manager and i have access to this information

this is just asking for a disciplinary

Gamble responsibly

>>216539020
>having to work in an open plan hellscape again
No thanks

>she laughed and said okay
hahahaha what an incel. how can you not see this absolutely massive hint

The dukhan field.

>>216539044
should be for you, you little freak

>>216539056
as i said, she said thanks and appreciated the gift. i know enough to know i'm not a creep so i can somewhat get away with this. she is also VERY ugly and is definitely in my league.

i think he just ordered a heater for himself and then made up a silly story up about it

>>216539062
sabrina!

>>216539064
umm

>>216539081
I refuse to believe there are people this autistic

Imagine having to post in the other generals where posts are spread out 10 minutes apart. Grim.

>>216539064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50f-zYortkU

>>216539064
>applejack
rarity is the only peng one out the mane six mate

Rorke

>>216539106
i'm actually okay looking, get invited to work parties/christmas, i'm not fat or ugly etc
i have a very good chance with this girl so the heater was just to let her know i'm interested

rorkheed

>>216539127
facts

>>216539081
accessing company systems to find out your colleagues details is crazy work, if it was an emergency or police request then yeah but you've fucked it big time

rorke on a mad one

>>216539081
>she is also VERY ugly and is definitely in my league.
yeah you should open with that

>>216539127
mad how a kid literally shot up a fedex building over her

rapist /aus/ be like
>roo screaming

my twink arse is fucking huge but i got a face like an ogre

>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and posts after 2025-11-01. 472 results found.
Mental illness

where mousey

>>216539175
most mentally-stable ponymong

the rorkemeister

>>216537727
proves the point I was making

>>216539208
quintessential Australian post

>>216537391
>>216537428

hahahahahahahaha

just walked into /brit/ and the first thing I see is the fodenbunny

>>216539208
corrrrrr

right then explain why fireworks are going off again then? At what point is it just noise pollution?

>>216538872
>>216538872
>>216538872
New

>>216537811
bet he is happier with nowt than being a slave to the rat race

Cheadle, earlier today

>>216539140
Mate, even if so you should have actually gotten her address from her by speaking to her and when she complained to you she was cold you could have said "maybe I could come help keep you warm?"
Now you have actually fucked your chances with a girl you may very well have had a chance with and also may get fired too.
Nice

>>216539274
Oh do pack it in despy

>>216539274
a bit late 'fic

>>216538763
looks like a spastic kid i knew growing up

>>216539249
If you're having sex with, perfoming a sexual act with, thinking sexual thoughts about a man and you're a man, that makes you homosexual.

I've just tried getting an erection to test my phimosis.
I can get it back over the glans when erect. Is that cured then? It still feels a bit tight but it goes back.

Prince Rorke Rorkingham, Duke of Rorkeshire

>Canopy closed
>Canopy spider lock
>Main power switch to main power
>FLCS Power test
>Radio set to both
>Com 1 and com 2 volume set
>select radio channel
>request QNI
>Input QNI
>Engine feed norm
>Air source norm
>Start 2
>Monitor RPM and FTIT
>Throttle to idle when RPM reaches 20%
>anti ice auto
>Rear right console avionics switches on
>INS to standby
>wait 10 seconds
>MIDS on
>OBOGS on
>Front right side avionics switches on
>pitot heat on
>adjust lighting
>Clear errors on MFD
>FLCS reset
>FLCS BIT run
>IFF standby
>RWR power on
>countermeasures as required
>HMCS on
>Turn on Hud brightness
>align HMCS
>INS to NAV
>Load DTE
>turn on FCR
>remove EPU safety pin and chocks
>NWS on
>Radio for taxi

>>216538869
id shag her but not give her money

>>216539293
that'll be my next line thanks

I honestly can't think of any other general that talks about phimosis so fucking much.

ok rorkeypie

>>216539360
the british man's burden

Not even my thread haha

>>216539360
The NHS shouldn't have discontinued circumcision then

>>216539360
most generals are full of people without foreskins, or speak in languages you don't understand, or both

when will she be back lads

watching pusher 2

>>216539373
we're just mentally ill

>>216539390
they haven't if you know how to ask

me and my negress

>>216539391
still, the amount it's talked about is just absurd
to the point of obsession

>>216539358
Too late you fucked it by stealing her personal information rather than getting it legally.

what are some good old films that are misogynistic

niger

>>216539428
lately its 1 guy trying to make a gimmick or something

>>216539428
i would be obsessed if it was a condition i was struggling with that could cause pain among other issues in my life

never had phimosis per se but i didn't pull my foreskin back until i was 16 because i didn't know you were supposed to

>>216539330
thats why getting a bj from a tranny is gay but not homosexual
i didn't think sexual thoughts about a man. i just whipped my knob out and got it sucked by a man dressed as a woman. gay, but not homosexual.

got gangrene on my foreskin cause i didnt shower for 3 months and it fell off

Really hope it's just an elaborate gimmick and he didn't really steal that woman's personal information from his work then brag about it here

>>216539341
keep working on it lad

>>216538872
>>216538872
recycle

>>216539442
https://culturacolectiva.com/en/entertainment/movies/most-misogynistic-films-of-all-time/