Thread 216538872

A Dance from the Heart edition

he ended up with the black girl in the video

10 years later...

Pretty sure its a spambot

maybe I could come help keep you warm? haha

>>216539435
I'm a fucking poet right?
Praise me gentlemen, for I am eating jalapeno cheddar cheetos

i flipped a coin for cans and it came out heads and i should go get cans but i wont i will get a bottle tomorrow
thank you for reading my update

>>216538872 (OP)
the worst part of this is the girl quite literally went on to date the gigachad star quarterback

rorke searching for rorke on desuarchive

should have used finasteride from age 20

>>216539521
quit the muck lad

meow

>>216539589
would love to see a turd fall from her arse

>>216539589
i hear what you're saying and will consider it strongly

if you're bald just be a man and own it

>t. not bald man

>>216539589
i want her to take her largest shite right into my god

i'm a mentally insane incel and i will never have a normal life, relationships with other people, or any direction and purpose in this world

>>216539401
its much worse than that mate. its just an extremely pathetic 4chan addict with nothing else in his life except this place.

>>216539627
screaming

>>216539589
need this bitch to shit in my mouth

>>216539626
just a warning, you're going to be braldeyed fairly hard for that

>>216539626
allah wouldn't like that one bit i'm sure

>>216539627
ktim

>>216539626
calm down deegs

>>216539589
id eat a plate of her turds like a starving dog

gonna be a mad night if its anything like what happened in the netherlands last year

>Pro-Palestine protesters descend on Villa Park ahead of match with Maccabi Tel Aviv - as Israeli fans show their support by waving flags outside ground amid police ring of steel

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15266071/Ring-steel-Villa-Park-police-riots-Israeli-Muslim.html

>>216539548
source?

>>216539589
want to scran her poo

>>216539586
should have been aborted at age 0

>>216539589
Please fart on my face

Why is BBC news pushing this celebrity traitors slop, every day there's a new article on the frontpage about it

Me? Gracefully balding

>>216539694
t. slaphead

if you're happy and you know poo and scream

Mental how much Pokemon TCG Pocket I've played over the past week or 2, maybe I should get into Mtg or summat and hang out with the spergs at the local game store.

brits and their scat fetish making their presence KNOWN

>>216539706
because it's a BBC programme

>>216539624
Thats my opinion on it. My hair has receded into a mans hairline but I do have a thick head of hair and probably wont be balding until 50 and bald until 70. But I will eventually be bald.

i have a full head of thick hair. its very nice.

however, i cant grow a beard. just a shitty goatee type thing. so im just insecure about that instead

>>216539284
Best Timmy culd do

as soon as i noticed i looked like i was balding in pics i started taking fin
my hairline has been the same for the last 6 years

i told my bald friend to stop showing his ugly head everywhere, now he just wears a hat and calls it a privacy filter

>>216539627
you probably arent as mental as you think you are

Lads I'm stressing about my foreskin. I thought I was on the verge of curing my phimosis, but now I'm worried it's somehow adhered to my penis.

I literally don't know how it's supposed to retract fully.

I'm 29, I know I should have sorted this years ago but when I saw a Urologist about 7 years ago, he suggested a circumcision. My foreskin is nowhere as tight now so can I cure this?

Should I just go to the GP tomorrow and say it's urgent?

literally mental how the one on the left btfo'd amer so hard he left 4chan

I am SO Rorkepilled right now

>Grandmother, 65, reveals the major change she made to her diet to feel 'ageless'... and get a washboard stomach

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-15264321/Grandmother-major-change-diet-feel-ageless.html

*Shouts coffee at you and walks off*
Gotta keep it moving you see

hellooooo alllll
tomorrow I am going to read "American Gods" and then maybe (not to plan too far ahead) "trying to be good"

>>216539783
Who greets you when you arrive home?

The Belgian just dm'd me that he's on his way
So just hang tight

>>216539806
dont think we could meet up like this with the people in this thread rn... uwu uwuu

>>216539308
Lads like this conquered Africa

>>216539629
the singular rorke poster

>>216539845
this is just a collage of every relevant thing

sir lip balmer barming at my house, my house

20 minutes until my just eat order arrives

>>216539827
Do you keep an agenda for all the dogshit spam you make?

>>216539906
for the most part, yes

>>216539912
t. midwit

Empty your tonsils tonight and tomorrow try saying hello to that cute girl who works in Iceland. You'll notice a difference in her response now that you have good, clean breath.
This is trick not many people know. I offer you this information free of charge.

Having an orangina and it's lush

>>216539912
Maybe if the year is 2019 and you're a Joe Rogan fan.

>>216539876
that was my entry, sad that he died i had my fingers crossed on for his victory

imagine if 4chan had DMs

gooda day Canadaa... time for guest umas (which - Vodka, A tier - is actually 3* power with 6* stam sparks which will become 5-6* sparks) for my 2* literally me

>>216539919
traitor

>>216539955
>cute girl who works in Iceland
I work in ALDI though

>>216539876
Who won the last hunger games
Missed that

>>216539969
now that's a brick shithouse of an arse

>white man hands himself in after realising he had been mistakenly released from prison, like a good member of society
>Algerian sex pest still on the run, probably molesting around the grounds of a primary school as I type.
Curious

>>216539976
Hello
I have no idea what this gobbledygook means but good luck I guess

>>216539985
also you're neither cute nor a girl

>>216539986
all i know is it nun be lil ziedy nuh uh

>>216539955
Removing your tonsil stones is a cheat code for getting girls. All you have to do is say hi to them, and they'll be in awe that you r breath doesn't smell like 99% of the smelly dog-breathed humans out there.

what's an umas

>>216539955
>take your advice
>say "hello"
>"hi"
>..
>*walk away*
ty

>>216539780
me? thick head of hair and powerful beard
but i accidentally trimmed my hair too short last week
then because i like to keep my beard hair shorter than my head hair i went to trim my beard and accidentally fucked it then had to shave off my beard
i also put in contacts, because without stylish hair and a powerful beard i look like an incel with glasses
all my coworkers were shocked
the white lads commented on my hair
the muslim lads all commented on my beard and made it quite clear they are jealous of my beard genetics

Toil shall be eating here for the xmas party chaps
Any reccies so I don't humiliate myself?

>>216539986
This guy >>216539308

>>216540000
White boys are submissive to 6'4 afro-british prison guards

>>216539986
I already forgot but it was on halloween near nighttime I remember. a quick search in the archive should get it

>>216540036
She'll want you to come back immediately so she can be around your pure crystal breath again

>>216540000
yeah I would of given myself up straight away too before I grew up just now and realized what the world really is

>>216540007
I went to a cafe on Tuesday and went to the cinema to watch chainsaw man today

My life is lush

>>216540037
I can grow a full beard all over but after half a centimetre it turns ginger even though I'm not ginger and literally nobody in my family is.

GHASTLY stuff.

>>216539845
>>216539912
why in the world are sargon and ben shapiro on there? by right wing intellectual standards they are nobodies

and whats the deal with ayn rand's books, how do they seemingly radicalise so many rightoids

rorke?

Got a moist poo slowly easing out of me bum but i shant be going to the loo

>>216539555
she has an Instagram. she went to Duke University and dated the quarterback
This was year ago, not sure how current it is

>>216540071
desu I'm too scared to look at the archive since the spam started

>>216540090
well that's rorke done

This is what happens to you if you don't remove your tonsil stones

>>216540090
"yeah so are niggers"

>>216540110
when they delete cp the archive gets notified and it removes it

>>216539814
roastie getting roasted in the comments

>>216540110
I told you it was the zesty dancing fellow

>>216540081
>? by right wing intellectual standards they are nobodies
and thats a good thing, shouldnt associate with that lot

>>216540090
rorke on the ropes

long day at toil
got millions of compliments on my haircut because my face is phenomenal and now its not hidden by hair

>>216540124
Why did you quit being a shagger to do this all day instead?

>>216540090
I think i can stomach getting rid of lions from our national identity if that means deporting every spearchucker too.

>>216540152
if you're gonna post ponies at least post the fit ones like rarity and princess celestia and princess luna

>>216540152
thought this was a new mare kissing at first
one of you niggas got herpes like the Japanese mlps have inbreeding (nothing wrong with that though)

Went to Tesco
Got whole lamb shoulder (half price on clubcard)
Deboned that lil nigga
Diced it up
Now I'm making Uzbek plov

>>216540152
the chinese one is psychic type she doesnt have wings

>>216540184
luna has no arse

Having clean breath you put you above Chad who has tonsil stone breath
Just press hard on your tonsils and watch the stones come out. Then smell one. That's how your breath smelled to people for your life. You just can't smell it because your nose is use to it.

wish i could get a milf gf (who isnt actually a mum if you know what i mean)

>>216540124
Anglo-Irish ancestry

>>216540090
national animal of Scotland is a unicorn

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mw_2-eGlTGA

>>216540206
Why did you quit being a shagger to do this all day instead?

>>216540080
Alri Redbeard?

>>216540194
she has since season 3

ate too much pasta

sir anglo saxon

today I found my old jacket. not the old old jacket from 15 years ago but maybe 7-10 years that I had thrown on the computer chair I use as a backstop for my laptop lounging because some girl who actually liked me had the same jacket, but shes gone now. possessions are forever

>>216540153
Long hair is masculine like a lions mane
Short hair is a sign of disease and poor health

>>216540214
kek i wouldn't bet against that being the case

>>216540219
bruv dogs smell arses for a living
imagine the smell of that lass's arse for dogberg to literally vomit

RACIST BARN

>>216540039
yea, triple smash burger with bacon and fried egg

AI situation is getting worse.

My penis will be hard again in 1-3 business days

What knowledge do abo’s possess?

I wish I lived in australia

>>216540254
i think it was her pussy not her arse

all jobs will taking by AI
AI = actually indians

Rorke will try to tell you that 17c on November is a good thing

>>216540219
yeh? have a whiff of these

learn to turn a wrench

Still don't understand if the pony posting is ironic or you freaks are genuinely bronies
How do you know all these small details about the show

>>216540283
Are Indians going to take over spamming /brit/, too?

a lot of people think humanity is on a dark path but AI and automation will be a force for good

>>216540219
I wonder if the dog is lactose intolerant... lactobacillus. wonder if the pH of her vagina is very acidic (to rule out lactobacillus) or more alkaline
this post was almost worth the 3 captchas 4 captchas I am banned from images again

>>216540267
it's madness mate. when they're putting out stuff like this who can tell the difference between what's real and isn't

>>216540314
they likely already have

rorkemonster not gonna like this one

>>216540080
I think that looks cool. I have a friend who is 1/8 Indian but otherwise 1/2 Welsh and 3/8 English, a son of the Empire.
Lad is an absolute chad in appearance. Tall, blue eyes, but a touch swarthy and tans well. Literally tall dark and handsome. His beard goes ginger and looks really impressive.
He could go to Saudi and be treated like a god (as long as he doesn't mention the indian gene).

He's having a nuclear meltdown right now
Someone needs to help him

>>216540333
trips of truth

>>216540311
fanbase is unspeakably grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWBG1GKn8A

>>216540333
I love how the final speech bubble isn't pointing towards anyone, implying it's being said by the entire bus in unison.

Leftypol would believe it no problem too.

>>216540219
nasty as bitch made a fucking puke

>using AI to pander to and reinforce your own views by having it give different groups made up reactions to modern Britain

genuinely unbelievable what a sadcase rorke is

aff tae bed

anyways hello all of you beautiful people who I love all of you because thats what you are and you are all together and as yourselves lovable people

>>216540333
cymru is pronounced cumrag

Henry VIII suddenly finds himself in present-day Birmingham

>>216540390
oh thats just the BE flag mong posting that shit for the 4-5 -th time

>>216540110
this is the thread where the halloween hunger games started: https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216371082/#216372585

>>216540416
Why did you quit being a shagger to do this all day instead?

>>216540373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxmonNjZRg

>>216540395
*farts in your face*

So the only likable character in season 4 of the Witcher is the mad Scottish Witcher killer.
He just cut ciri's black lesbian lovers head off.
90% of the rest of it has been made woke. On the movie now

>>216540416
um rorke, Henry VIII's trumpet player was a black man
He'd have no issue with modern britain

rorke finding bottles of Irish fakeBaileys at LIDL and drinking 2 and at the last bit of the 2nd one here (im eating dairy like a growing boy) texting the random guy I found walking around who gave me his number asking me for a date that im not actually gay lol

Cracking good deal this lads

>>216540486
the scran

g'day niggers

it's called clopping dad

can't tell where my hair ends and my sideburns begin
how to shave

According to my mortgage provider, my newly purchased first home has only increased in value by 2k in 11 months but Zoopla says 16k

>>216540522
gday cobba

>>216540390
Roaring

*installs copilot in the thread*
you just need to press the copilot button to chat, you can choose one of a few personalities: mousey, moni and 190

>>216540486
i cannot tell if thats an actual willard

rate this bint

fancy some pasta again

>>216540544
bought my house for 252k and its worth 300k now

>>216540583
4/10

hii iits uma tiime https://i.postimg.cc/2jsMVrWV/Screenshot-2025-10-20-154215.png

>>216540583
yuck, yellow ahh teeth

>>216540583
she'd look better with specs

>>216540509
mental how much food inflation happened in the past 5 years

>>216540633
those are as white as you gonna get imc

>>216540583
4

arse is leaking noxious gas

this is an SOS distress call from the /int/ general /brit/
the posters are dead, killed by a /britfeel/ leak
the only survivors are anon, who was banned during the disaster, and mousenonce who was safely posting in the old thread
revived 3 days later anon's only companions are a life form who evolved from mousenonce and janny, a hologram simulation of the man who banned him
I am OP, the creator of this thread with an IQ of 6000 - the same IQ as 6,000 johnny foreigners

burn baby burn
disco inferno

>>216540581
nasty fucking bitch

>>216540642
pooscrem
(also he's not brazilian mate)

Where's Ziedbelg?

>>216540663
what do you gain by peddling this narrative huh?

interior crocodile alligator
i drive a chevrolet movie theatre

>>216540544
11 months isn't long. should be in your first home for 2-5 years. your starter home (with your wife) for 5-10 years. your forever home for 20-30 years. your empty nest home for 10-20 years. your retirement house for 10-20 years. care home for 5 years. hospice for 2-20 weeks.

>>216540390
imagine how many freaks are going to be radicalised by AI in a few years

>>216540657
its boring in outer/int/
there no kind of banter here
just krauts and yanks
more or less

>>216540677
working late, might be on later

think i'm addicted to cheese

>>216540637
and needs more volume to her hair and a fringe

>>216540642
don't you niggas have dentists, it just needs a cleaning, it's either this grim shit or veneers?

>>216540698
>your starter home (with your wife) for 5-10 years
i haven't unlocked this yet
i think i'm softlocked

everyone has disappeared in real life

had a horrid day of work
hate being a toilslave

>>216540698
source: my arse
shut the fuck up

solid 9/10 for timmy
>you should see her, john. she's a knockout

yer ma calls it aldis

>>216540583
Wife material, get in my son

>>216540763
Recently got an absolute bollocking in front of everyone from toilberg for my radio manner and it just deflated me :(

>>216540655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUJtvN7ToC8

>>216540789
>it just deflated me
stupid balloonman

>>216540657
Love this pasta

>>216540789
dont know what radio manner means

>>216540753
I wish

pooing out the window

what's a radio manner

>>216540834
Instead of saying "out" at the end of my message I said "bye bye"

tikslop posters with room temperature IQ

>>216540700
not liking that this video has a liveleak watermark

did she break her back or something

I recognize that reference

>>216540629
im pulling for matikanefukukitaru later :3

Bunch of kids shooting fireworks at the buses on the main road

And before you ask, yes they're black

>>216540863
bit harsh to give you a bollocking over that unless it's the fifth time you've done it

>>216540855
did a retard write this? why would charles darwin not know what birmingham is

>>216539955
Got my tonsils blasted with a laser to stop shit getting stuck down there, not had a stone since. Very based

>>216540698
I'm in my forever home now.
Buying multiple homes is a mugs game.
I rented before now, also I'm not the guy you're replying to.
Moving around repeatedly is how you end up with no savings and living hand to mouth like a povvo runt.

>>216540885
katy's crush
she offer her hymen

>>216540886
the 10x pulls starts in LESS THAN 3 HOURS
also reading the patch notes I dont think you fucked up bad when you paid to roll for super creek (so long as you have fun)

>>216540905
it's chatGPT
he's been getting it to role play for him and spamming the results here for the last day or so

>>216540920
what if a family of you know whats move in next door?

>>216540905
He's being sarcastic because he doesn't recognise it softbrain

>>216540897
so?

Probably got myself a cheeky 3 day ban incoming for something I did on another board, you lads keep everything shipshape until I'm back yeah?

>>216540748
mate you own a house so must have a decent job and have security. now is the perfect time to fall in love and get married. when she has your baby you will be a man.

>>216540911
Based. Did you get it done by Dr Mike Dilkes?

>>216540904
I'm something of the warehouse joker. He's utterly fed up with my antics lmao

>>216540863
Poo screaming

>>216540768
the source is my dad. he is a wealthy man.

>>216540911
Did they have to make sure there was no gunk down there to begin with. I assume they took it out otherwise they entombed your tonsil stones with your flesh

>>216540947
>just pretending to be retarded
hahaha im a clown its so funny hahahahah
what am i like xDDD
clownnshoes hehehehehe

>>216540905
It's sarcasm.
Old Charlie doesn't recognise it now because the demographics have changed so much.

even when i do well it feels bad

>>216541013
Me too lad. Very comfortable in life right now but I feel like an imposter

>>216541013
grow up

>>216540920
thats what i said.
you need a home to fit your needs and time builds security and wealth.

>>216541010
Charlie Bigham?

Westminster Voting Intention:

RFM: 33% (+1)
GRN: 18% (+1)
CON: 16% (=)
LAB: 15% (-1)
LDM: 11% (-1)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @FindoutnowUK, 5-6 Nov.
Changes w/ 29 Oct.

>>216540975
haha yeah I actually did

>>216541032
I did

>>216540996
right then that settles it, concrete
your dad said so
sound
your dad sounds like a twat, like you

this new 2* spark literally me horse wins even when she is in an awful mood
also I have won 25 games in a row against middle elo in team trials now with bakusiiiiiiin!!!! AND just got mile racing shoes to level her up and play again to roll 80% chance to get S++ 1200 speed class rep horse

>>216541048
Reform won't last another 4 years

>>216540941
I'm in a detached 3 bed in the middle of a quarter acre garden. Walled and hedged on all sides. I am become hermit.

>>216540959
>now is the perfect time to fall in love and get married.
i think i rolled a 2 in personality because it didn't seem important at the start and now cannot progress

>>216540855
He can't believe his eyes
I want to see Queen Lizzie, Darwin, Dickens, Henry VIII and Shakespeare going to number 10 and demanding to know what's going on

>>216541070
a/s u

>>216541005
Yeah he went down there with a camera but they don't close up the hole, just reduce the size of the tonsil so it doesn't cover the hole any more which was causing food to get caught down there

I mean also that I am winning 4/6 daily races and 2x 2nd places for the daily races (hard)

every night i wake up screaming

>>216541052
did you get your tonsils lasered once or did it take multiple sessions? did you specifically get it done because of tonsil stones? how was the pain and recovery?

think I'm getting carpal tunnel from working at a desk

>>216540952
No worries, got you bruv.
Ayo, since you goin down anyway, hold this bag for me yeah

you lot are properly fucking neurotic

>Pressure continues to mount on the chancellor to find tens of billions of pounds in additional revenue, the BBC understands there have been "conversations" within government about the possibility of a new levy on EVs.
Genuinely, lads, why can't we just take the rich and corporations?

got the High School Rapist Cries to His Mommy as Cops Slap on Cuffs on

>>216541136
give me a k
give me a t
give me an i
give me an m
ktim!

wait no she is sprint shoes again so I am still 3 off and bought mile shoes in the daily sale

major heatherretard samefag spamming meltdown

>>216539986
>>216540071
It was Lil Zesty from >>216539308

hope every single bastard setting fireworks off again gets one in their face

>>216541151
>Genuinely, lads, why can't we just take the rich and corporations?
We do.

>>216541165
The fireworks are triggering him

>>216541136
ooohhhh big words
look at this guy
neurotic
what a fucking melt lmao

i don't have any tonsils. had them out when i was a kid

>>216541067
my dad is a good man
we have had our issues, as all fathers and sons have had.
but he has worked in property for over 40 years as a quantity surveyor and building inspector.
he knows his stuff and told me the timeline a man should follow for security and wealth

>>216541136
>neurotic
big psychiatry replaced that word with narcissistic. they mix it up every so often to keep people on their toes and the money flowing it.

back from amsterdam
tried weed (edible) and it legitimately the worst experience of my life. always thought people were being dramatic when they went on about paranoia and feeling like you are going to die but it actually felt like that

Just treated myself to a mid evening Costa, lads

Better not waste your spam on this thread as we are almost at bump limit

>>216541090
when you used hole the second time do you mean your esophagus and not the hole in the tonsil cause I'm kind of confused about what you meant there
>>216541169
lil zesty is rorke but after he gets upgraded with a black gf much like how pokemon evolve

>>216541081
you dont want to fall in love with a woman? have children?

>>216541224
It's best just to say you prefer white people and not give any reason for it
Otherwise you get owned by nafris like this guy did

>Twitter screenshot
Oh my days

>>216541221
Should've smoked it

>>216541224
Rorke on the ropes

>>216541224
>we're not allowed to complain about immigration because of the dominance of global corporations

ironic

>>216541224
British brought all that stuff together. Perfecting a combination of ancient wisdom for the meal of a modern British man.

>>216541221
Worst experience of my life was the first time I did weed when I was 18
Genuinely a demonic drug

>>216541214
didnt ask but thanks for the blog
knobhead
your dad sounds like the type of insufferable twat that reads the fincial times and has a Ukrainian flag in his garden
twat

>>216541284
why is that ironic?

I wonder what set him off this time

>>216541330

>>216541330

>>216541330

>>216541333
because they're the same ones that don't want you complaining about immigration

>>216541330
>>216541330
>>216541330
>>216541330

>>216541224
spending minutes looking up the origin of all the ingredients on the plate to make that snarky tweet, rough, perhaps 'the raped' even

maybe someone else could make a thread

>>216541316
did weed when i was 17 with my gf
didn't realise it fucks with your bloodsugar and i have diabetes
i went full hypo and ended up being sick and taken to hospital
never did it after that, also we broke up
lel

>>216541384
Most of the posts are him on the botnet anyway so it won't matter

>>216541351
that's why it's not ironic

>>216541224
>Mushrooms - C Europe
???

>>216541224
Should've said: "your mum did get some sausage"

Won't let me report any more posts

Erm hello?

oh my DAYSSSSS janny

>>216543148
sounds good but like something I would make when I was 16

BASED janny

janny fucking destroyed this thread lol

Janny didn't like my question about police boxes

why do gay people not like me

to be fair we are only at 285

You'd need a sizeable gap wouldn't you you fat cunt
How about you ask for me to accommodate your huge body instead of forcing 300kilos of lard past actual humans

>>216543101
interestingly enough the team got into a discussion about lying/being deceitful to partners and she said she could never do that so that's the secret fling scenario out the window lel

OK

my favourite is when the janny deletes a duplicate new and t hen 10 more pop up

/brit/ browser Danny Sharton's copped a fresh pair of crepes I heard

dtfic blown the fuck out, the true villain of /brit/

fuckign down filthy chip muck as we speak

he's gone absolutely berserk

>>216543229
>>216543229
>>216543229

heathermong screaming and throwing his funkopops about

>>216543264
let's get this to 310 so the jannberg doesn't delete the new again

early

>>216543264
uh oh

>>216543264
chicken!! :D

>>216543283
okay um... so how about this weather huh

>>216543264
Er....

>>216543304
right well we've done it