Thread 216541566

Bad romance edition

why does decaf taste different than regular coffee?

I'm fitting to rape a greek nymph

Fuck you hoe

I haven't changed my posting style at all over the years.

What's up my /cum/ WANGHAF?

>>216541613
They burn it to reduce the volatile caffeine

>>216541613
Because the caffeine is naturally in the coffee beans so they gotta do funky chemical stuff to it to try and strip the caffeine out

>>216541665
Don't they run it through a slurry of caustic chemicals as well?

>>216541613
Caffeine is one of the most bitter tasting chemicals known to man

Good afternoon chaps.

>>216541780
catyank

Haven't heard back from the job I interviewed for a week ago, it's over.

going on this shit hungry style

My head is itchy and my penis is hard

Walked for an hour

Lalalalalaalalalalaal
Llalalalaalallalall
Llalalall
Lalalalalal
Lalalalal
Lalalalaalallalaalallalalaloalaaalosslllalaalskkk
Hahaahha.hahahahaha
Hahahaahahahhahahahaahh

its crazy how shit has some supernatural tendency to jump out my plate

Fine, I'll play your game.........

I'm back in the Disneyland version of Mexico according to one of you tards

Some of you might not believe me but Kurt Cobain faked his death. He's living a quiet life in Montana now.

Let me show you the ways and traditions of my people
*Gets shot to dead*

>>216541910
what if your head was hard and your benis was itchy

>>216541844
Ive a phone interview in an hour but it's for some crap job that pays 18.5$/hr cash transport guard

I get crazy confidence like one day of the week and then the rest of the week I'm unmotivated piece of shit

>>216541844
At least you tried. Time to get disability

Scooby Jew...

>>216542074
yeah I know

>>216542119
Manic-Depressive

>>216542090
What would you do, sit around in the van all day? Good luck.

>>216542175
Yeah maybe
I notice fasting or exercise tends to induce it

I'm trying to be more mature but I can't stand being around stupid people who make the same mistakes repeatedly

money would solve every problem I have in life

>>216542086
Why are you using a proxy?

>>216542194
Yes pretty much just driving a van to a bunch of sites: stores, gas stations, banks
And then my partner uploads cash
Doesn't sound very hard. I've worked security before
I would have to buy a gun for this job tho

I saw two ghosts this week so far
>>216542121
Have you seen any ghosts?

What do niggers and trannies have in common?

>>216542292
>I would have to buy a gun for this job tho
That sounds like a bonus

>>216542090
I would not put my life on the line for $18.50 an hour
that's only a dollar more than the starting wage my local shartmart pays

>>216542307
life expectancy

I do not like yuropigs

>>216542331
>would not put my life on the line for $18.50 an hour
I'm not putting my life on the line. Nothing ever happens. Real life isn't an action flick

>>216542354
*mogs*

>>216542234
it bothers me how lottery jackpot winners always choose the lump sum, I want to tell them that there's no shortage of idiots like them and the lotto is not going anywhere unless the whole world ends too.

>>216542357
I can pull up videos of guys with that job being shot and killed, if you like.

>>216542387
>it bothers me how lottery jackpot winners always choose the lump sum
The lawyers/financial advisors tell them to do that

i love cheese

>>216542387
Lump sum is better if you're not retarded and have self control
Take the lump sum invest 80% of it and then just chill living off dividends

>>216542357
if nothing ever happened, they wouldn't require you to carry a gun
for $18.50 an hour, no sir
that's all I'm gonna say

>>216542431
Good. Me too

>>216542350
das it mane

>>216542298
No

>>216542404
You can pull up videos of anyone being killed.
Doesn't mean its likely to happen
>>216542444
It's a deterrent

>>216542432
Imagine if you took the monthly payments in USD and your luck got inflated away by the government money printer.

just had a spicy chicken sandwich from Chick Fil A

>>216542387
I don't trust them. I will take 40 million lump sum NOW rather than a theoretical 80 million annuity over 30 years.

>>216542444
if you live around diversity, I would NOT take this job. if you live in lily white area then whatever.

>>216542525
Deluxe?

>>216542119
i get crazy confidence for 3-4 days a week. the rest of it i don't feel like doing anything

>>216542432
i'd rather just have an automatic upper middle class income in a reasonable tax bracket, fuck investing I just want to pursue my hobbies.

stop dreaming about winning the lottery and start grinding

Jews rebooting my favorite movie I wonder what could possibly go wrong

>>216542307
both are subhuman just in different ways

>>216542595
Hope Corey Feldman is in it

>>216542565
>have an automatic upper middle class income in a reasonable tax bracket,
that's why I'm saying you take the lump sum invest most of it in a balanced portfolio and then live off the dividends

>>216542595
>script isn't finished yet but we have a release date

>>216542595
What are the odds on a black female lead?

>>216542307
Crack ruined the nigger community just like trannies ruined the gaming community

>>216542483
Bitch

>>216542678
that would be what crack and trannies have in common

>>216542678
Nobody made niggers smoke crack just like nobody made trannies ruin gaming, it was a choice

>>216542678
both are drug addicts?

>>216542726
Pendejo
Actual cartel casa

NIGGER TRANNIES NIGGER TRANNIES NIGGER TRANNIES

/cum/ is an AI-powered general

business idea: AI controlled masturbation machine that talks to you while jerking you off

>play Onirism
>play New Vegas
>watch more Star Trek

currently hate myself

>>216542925
I feel better about myself today

>>216542864
The jannies have been banning anons for using the fun word recently

my favorite movie is matilda

if me and you were in a room with a gun and one bullet
well... let's just say you'd be the only one walking out of there

my cousin leroy is getting married to his girlfriend destiny

I couldn't get near the other cartel casa, it's on a little road that loops around from the main road and as soon as I got near a bunch of white trucks pulled up with guys and dogs.

>>216542967
Mine is Lord of the Rings (the trilogy is one big movie)

Based trad redpilled conservative Jordan Peterson is promoting homosexual parenting now and explaining why it can be good.
So conservative and based.
Take that you woke liberal snowflakes.

>>216543002
White trash names

my name is fucking gilbert

>>216543015
Post the source or whatever

groan...... they just dont make dark fantasy for men anymore........ where are the vampire and werewolf novels for dudes............women ruined books.....

>>216543065
why is your name having sexual intercourse with gilbert?

>>216542925
>>216542949
i'm neutral today. i see myself as neither good nor bad. i tie this feeling to the weather

>>216543068
It's some gay video he just made with some fag named Dave Rubin.

>>216543015
I don't care about gay men renting out wombs or biological males in women's sports because I hate women

>>216543015
don't see a problem with lesbian couples with a kid, but 2 men with kids is kinda creepy to me

>>216543015
for real? i'm surprised because the guy has some pretty conservative views

my name is archer

i dont trust people

>>216543132
So based and redpilled. I'm a principled conservative who supports lesbian rights. I'm not some woke homophobe.

>>216543107
>No source
Disregarded

Man I love soup

>>216543132
Lesbians have the worst domestic abuse stats

My name is Benjamin

my name is elpidio jimenez

>>216543224
Funny cuz it's true

>>216543291
Fart on my nuts when we fuck

>>216542855
How do you know that?
That's your house right? You work for El Mencho this whole time and you haven't tell us formerly

its quite literally impossible to have female friends and be an incel

hi fellas

If you see a guy wearing a tapout shirt in walmart you better watch the fuck out

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762462075886468.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762462075886468.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762462075886468.mp4

I feel a subconscious desire to pit my coworkers against one another

Just nutted, now to do a few blinkers before I hop in the shower.

>>216543535
is that a weed thing

Queen alert

>>216543568
who even?

i'm a weak and tired guy

Let's see what this new Virtua Fighter talmbout

>>216543568
who dat?

Oh great the pedophile is here
C ya in 5 hours

reading an emil zola book and the commentary on the gospel of matthew by st. teofilakt of ohrid

>>216543596
Sydney Sweeney

A lesbian couple just entered the library with their kids, pretty cute

>>216543623
Did she really say that>>216543568
>>216543657
Was at least one of them cute?

>>216543623
she's just grifting

>>216543657
VILE

>>216543558
Yes.
https://youtu.be/SsnxAVBGep4
Gonna blast this in the shower^^^

Hello. Mine name's Danny and I hate women

>>216543682
Wouldnt representing the lowest common denominator views be a better grift

>>216543715
What a legendary concert. Imagine seeing Metallica and Pantera in Moskow in 1991...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQmjxN_S8ak

>>216543453
post your hand with timestamp

>>216543676
Not verbatim
https://x.com/watchingspirals/status/1986456842311246175

>>216543787
irl she doesnt actually care for the middle class

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>216543886
didn't ask

>>216543908
>>216543928

Shift key + scroll wheel let's you do horizontal scrolling.

I just want a white girl bros thank you

>scroll wheel
kek, this kid browses 4chan on his gaming rig. don't you know that gives you viruses?

>>216543829
She very cute. I meat she didn't say that but she didn't play the interviewers game which is based.

>>216543886
Had to drink mine without milk and sugar this morning. I always forget buying sugar and the milk had expired.

Is Montana any good?

No more porn
Never again. Sick of it

>>216544028
me everyday

>>216544028
based, porn ruins your brain

Fish and chips for supper

>>216544068
I would rather have a young, hot, white girlfriend and have sexxx with her every day

I had a dream I was hanging out with 311 and I amazed them by knowing all the lyrics to Guns Are for Pussies

so tired brosss

>>216544116
yeah obviously

>>216544148
white girl

>>216544120
>Hanging out with 311
I think you and I are the only two people on this board that are old enough to know who that is

>Step one, is to beat the level.
>Get a feel for the atmosphere and attitude of the level
Why aren't voice actors forced to do this? It'd solve so many problems like their notorious misplacement of emphasis on lines and context deafness.

>>216544124
i'm tired of this shitty life

Investigate 311

Need to make a charcoaling can so I can start peoducing largw quantities of high quality charcoal. Anyone know the best way to do it? I'm thinking a coffee can size would be good

Remember the fax? We were taught about that and floppy disks in school. Those things were already obsolete then. I wonder if they still teach about that here.

>>216544209
they're a band that girls liked in the early 2000's.

>>216544256
Don't do it

>>216544283
Then girls have bad taste in music

my cock size is equivalent to being 6 ft 5 in height, in terms of rarity
God is cruel like that, giving me a cock 2x the average volume but not even making me 6ft

If you burn the burn the coal, prepare to pay the toll Proverbs 14:88

I tell ya I’m alright now but last week I was in rough shape

The day of rope is upon the jannies as we speak

hi dudes

>>216544480
catyank

Do you like Nick Fuentes or is he too moderate for your liking

>>216544501
My mom is going to make me wiener schnitzel for supper.

>>216544531
He lives in the same city as me so I guess he's all right

>>216544480
sup fren

>>216544531
he's cringe

>>216544544
what disability do you have?

>>216544531
He was in an episode of Sam Hyde's new show and one of the writers for Sam Hyde is my main man Jay Dyer!!!!!

Lord, forgive me for my stupidity, my lust and my sin.

However they have some disgareements because Nick is Roman Papist whereas Jay Dyer is Eastern Orthodox.

>>216544626
reply to my post >>216544576

>>216544531
Hé's great at talking but he contradicts himself every day, I don't really get what his point is except "jews bad" which is a pretty popular sentiment. I'm still not sure if he's an operative or something. I just don't believe anyone anymore.

I just believe Jesus Christ was da homie fr

>>216544564
wassup mon

Greeks be like
>THEY DO THE LIE TO YOU! SOME TURK STOLE IT FROM ATHENS AND BROUGHT IT HERE MALACA!

Country roads take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia mountain mama
Take me home country roads

>>216544702
Last Rockstar game I played was Midnight club 3.

>>216544657
Nothing much, just chillin, downloading endless tracks like usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imBlXXrfEw8

the best way to test your woman's loyalty is to put a big asian dick in front of her and if she gets wet then she's for the streets

>>216544769
I would have failed too :(

that house three doors down has had a different occupant every year the past few years, and each one has a modified rice burner exhaust.

>>216544793
>Three doors down
IM HERE WITHOUT YOU BABY!

>>216544819
shut up

>>216544727
Used to joke with my grandma (Greek). Every once in a while I would say "Hey grandma I met this Turkish girl and I want you to meet her" she would start cursing on the phone and flipping out LOL.

my name is kevin

going to do a shoulders and legs workout

>>216544766
https://youtu.be/gBO2MCKN8ug

my name jeff

don't love your job, job your love

>>216544869
I fucked your mom Kevin

>>216544894
kevin detected

>>216544832
kek

>>216544878
I like this

don't crack your finger....finger your crack

>>216544832
Based Grandma

too many carKKKas in dis thread

this is how u know I have arrived

They delayed GTA to add extra woke

>>216544957
called ICE on this post

>>216544869
PffftttHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

>>216544457
Expect them to lash out with nonsensical bans

>>216544996
called FIRE on this post

>>216544913
https://youtu.be/7gVzqxH4qag

my name is Mud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko

Eastern Europeans in Houston will buy a 2003 7 series with 300k mi and blast this at max volume
https://youtu.be/hX0aI5Jz8i8?si=lkZkUCNeMFbGDDcS

>>216544877
Workout your penis

>>216544531
I respect his voice in the public sphere but I don't agree with him on race mixing
I like that Ben Shapiro is legitimately afraid of him

just remembered a really dumb post i made on /mu/ 7 years ago and now i'm upset

>>216545029
>where you goin city boy?!

how do u know if a girl likes u

do you think the spic protag in GTA6 will have the ability to make burritos?

I am so cold

>>216545018
eat this.

>>216545044
you tell her she's cute and she gives you a method to contact her

>>216545041
I'm sure no one else remembers

>>216545044
She tells you she has a boyfriend or ignores you entirely

>>216545044
she transitions and has sexo with your bum

Oompa loompa oopity doo

>>216545044
is he okay?

>>216545044
she doesn’t

>>216545042
>Six foot two, and rude as hell
>I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell

>>216545028
Japan has some interesting artist, I have to explore more, yesterday you posted an interesting one.

>>216545063
eat this nigger

>>216545035
Come over

>>216545044
She ask you if you like her.

Momberg being doing a full load of laundry for 2 items

>>216545032
It do be like that

>>216545118
I'll give your momberg my full load

>>216545044
This >>216545069
ask her for her fax number

>>216545118
I hope you do your own laundry

>>216545069
think about how many guys call her cute a day. it's like the mods throwing applying janitor resumes into the trash

>>216545093
no

>>216545044
She give you subtle signs, she touches you, she laughs at your stupid jokes, she's trying to look good in front of you.

J’aime la musique pop

Wiggers be like
https://youtube.com/shorts/tpd3-hTmxHo?si=ch8rBnGyB-C_s8XB

>>216545163
I went to my girlfriends workplace and got her Instagram. If she likes you it doesn't matter, but your chance is zero if you don't ask at all

>>216545101
https://youtu.be/ZaWDU-hyFB0

Downtown Chicago unironically has a basement

>>216545156
I do

>>216545186
https://youtu.be/r5NugxJ1k4U

>>216545044
imagine trying to do a silly trick at school and then you're paraplegic for life

>>216545290
life comes fast. but death comes faster.

>>216545290
Glad this didn't happen to me, I suppose

>>216545237
Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACiu21sqBLs

My company just increased their 401(k) match to 5%…

Holee fuck bros… i’m so fucking hard.

STUPID LOW IQ WHITE PIGSKIN WHITE CRACKER TRASH GO SUCK OFF DEAD FAMILY. ILL UR STUPID WHITE FAMILY IN THE STREET IF I SEE EM.
U DIRTY WHITE PIGS AINT INVENTED SHIT WOULD STILL BE STILL IN CAVES WITH NO HYGIENE, READING, WRITING, OR MATHS, SCIENCE WITH THE BLACK MOORS. COME MEET ME IN THE STREET ILL BURY U LIKE UR DEAD WHITE SHIT GRANDMA.

bait

>>216545407
I don't know what any of those words mean except hard

>>216545444
**squeezes your left bum cheek**

>>216545503
unemployed award

got up from my chair award

>>216545527
chastity cage+bottom for bbc thuggs and implement voluntary wyboy extinction movement

>>216545503
Means I sock away $40k for my retirement instead of $38k.

I live paycheck to paycheck though.

>>216545537
That's true

At the current rate, Indians will colonize Mars before the west.

>>216545592
i can put you in a chastity cage

>>216545275
Old school dubness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJu3hMe1SYY

Do you know
Leon Vynehall

you should check his stuff, I think you might like it

>>216545628
you cant even put your own underwear on, fatass

>>216545642
you can help me uwu

>>216545376
Superb!!!!
https://youtu.be/rmsIzfrdC_c

>>216545623
Then they win

My girlfriend doesn't want anything sexual anymore. Our sexual activity has decreased in the past year, I've learnt to accept that sex is just not that common anymore, blowjobs are once in a blue moon, and handjobs are the way she can give me sexual pleasure almost daily. However yesterday we had a "fight" in which she told me I insist too much on getting some action (handjob at least) and that when she tells me no I shouldn't try to insist anymore. She said I was harassing her by doing that and almost making it seem like she's obligated to do that. It makes me feel... like a fucking wimp, to have to beg for sexual action, be called a harasser by my girlfriend, and in the end having to pleasure myself after fucking begging for any type of sexual contact. She's losing weight, taking medications for cysts that mess up her hormones, as well as ADHD medication, so I can understand the low libido. But now it's pretty clear that she wants no sexual contact in any way whatsoever and she doesn't want me to even ask for it. She also got mad because I told her that I've done a lot of things for her (like taking care of our dogs so she could sleep more, washing dishes more often than her, taking her to a nice restaurant) and that maybe she could reciprocate these actions in even a fucking handjob, but she said it was sexist to expect that and that I do those things because I also enjoy them and just for being nice. I feel like a fucking idiot, reverting back to teenage years were masturbation is all I had, I feel like I just want to stop my sexuality in all its aspects, the thought of another sloppy handjob disgusts me. There's a hole in my stomach and I don't know what to do anymore, I've accepted there won't be anything sexual for me for a while, I don't even want to cheat since yesterday's talk just put off my libido, now I feel guilt when I think of sex.

I'm blind in my left eye, will you buy my music?

It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch

>>216545722
not in your third eye?

>>216545290
Reminds me of that guy who ate a slug on a dare and basically lost all control of his body

>>216545699
Copy paste this post with this picture for the new

Would you rather have a sexy gf who rarely puts out, of a slightly ugly gf who has sex whenever you want

>>216545804
neither

>>216545804
Sexy gf

>>216545804
Sexy

>>216545815
Not how Would You Rather works

>>216545804
>rarely puts out
Depends how rare we're talking

>>216545668
>vril
hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad23pqHB3Kc

Of my favorite of his classics, but hes a lot of dubby strange techno tracks i think you'll dig.

>>216545742
...what?

>>216545804
I want multiple tattooed slut concubines and one virgin no tattoo'd waifu

If I had the sexy gf, I would just grind against her ffs

>>216545867
>thirdeyeblind

>>216545630
Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/7oQLbSLo_y8

I want to have sex with a girl like this

>>216545962
A girl like this doesn't want to have sex with you

>>216545976
Ouch

>>216545804
first option. my libido is shit

>>216545910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNdDKL3VOmE

>>216545976
Don’t be too sure about that!!

some people like me are just born losers

>>216545962
>>216546007
gross

>>216546009
I want to kiss you

>>216545843
>>216545843
>>216545843

>>216546036
im repulsive

>>216546031
You’re a big loser! She’s sexy and cute

>>216546009
No you're not. You have average intelligence and looks for a regular human being

>>216545804
Sexy gf

If I need to coom constantly I can just jack off