Thread 216544814

creed edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBqjGd3fHQ

i'm cumming in dom - boris faggot no condoms johnson ca. 2021

live your myth in pakistan

>>216544814 (OP)
me in my runt cage

>>216544814 (OP)
gang culture is so homosex coded if you think about it
>we don't like your group so we're going to make a song about it
>we're going to come up with dance moves to show we're on the same side
>we're all going to dress the same so we're coordinating colours
>we have special handshakes

yhe binble

gonna be doing a special handshake to doms which will end up in cummings

>>216544883
2 grand is more than i was expecting

how much are the young ones

havent heard from my mate who lives in birmingham in months
presumably the pakis or whatever the hell theyve got there have done him in

>>216544919
That’s like £1000

>>216544883
AHHHHHH I GOTTA GET ME ONE
FIND A PAKI GIRL
ONE THAT MARIES WHITE AND WON'T GET ACID ATTACKED OR HONOUR KILLED FOR IT
1 TRAIN TICKET TO BRADFORD NOW

>>216544926
half price

>>216544897
there are many things that are gay about gang culture but it's none of what you listed

>>216544883
bit grim that they brought all the munters over

pringles have given me acid reflux

i dont want a paki wife thank you because they stink
they all do

>>216544883
2 grand? That's too much
I'll try the phillipines

>>216544919
It’s cheaper. This chink can’t haggle for shit

big boat cronem

>>216544935
I went to bradford once, when I got back to london I was informed I was eligible for a veteran's discount

>>216544883
i recognise that lass making the breads

new chinese shagbots are out lads
10k a pop

GTA VI delayed again.

i'm voting noone
i'm conceding my vote

smallboaty mcsmallboatface

I've got 2 grand It was for a new computer but maybe a paki wife would be a better use of it

Ha ha ..

Another
Great
video from

``Danny And Gary`` !!

... tea time again wearing my excellent glasses watching Jumanji: the next level on Film 4 + 1 on my TV in home ...

stockbergs have taken a bit of a tumble

bike nonce

cum dommings was right

>>216545052
proxy yank

>>216545037
>>216545039

>>216545039
where's he located now

>>216544926
apostrophe

i need
new phone
new headphones
new smart watch
new suit
new winter coat
new graphics card
new 4K monitor
new chinos
new hoodies
new shirts
new boots
new socks
new underwear

>>216545078
nursing home

>>216545048
the online safety act was meant to protect me from this

>>216544995
you could buy a real chink for that

She is so clapped oh my days

>>216545119
bit rude she's right

>>216545119
shes well fit

>>216545078
He's in the nuthouse

>>216544814 (OP)
I'VE CREATED
I'VE CREATED
I'VE CREATED
I'VE CREATED
a prison cell with incredibly wide gaps between the bars, and small friendly birds for security.

>>216545119
wish she was on page 3 instead showing her tits
That was the page where they used to get their breasts out in some newspapers.

>>216545151
they used to have 16 year olds on it
mad that

>>216545090
you don't need any of these

>>216545062
nah he posted some pic the other day of some Tunisian shit , he's well annoying

>>216545145
>>216545078
>>216545098
>he's gonna be abused and possibly die there
what a grim fate

>>216545119
ginger + butterface collab still going hard

good writing

>>216545119
every woman should carry arms and be obliged to serve the monarch for a set number of days per year, in lieu of paying tax in coin

FUCK SAKE BRUV

>>216545145
grim

>>216545169
some African's gonna batter his chops off when he starts doing one of his weird routines again

>>216545169
na he's in good hands

>>216545171
ginger with no bushy fanny
what a waste

>>216545175
PS6 will be out before that

>>216545175
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

PS ouble triple

>>216545175
not even funny anymore

>>216545204
but she does have an 8" lily white cock she's tucking back between those svelte thighs.

i'm bored now

>>216545171
kinda looks like that logger woman from malcolm in the middle but younger

>>216545175
posc

>>216545151
Sometimes Page 3 would feature girls as young as 16 showing off their lovely jubblies :) Those were the days

>>216545175
grow up

ah yes gta 6
let me guess, the plot will be
>white people bad
>diversity good
>orange man bad
>open borders good
etc etc

>>216545276
well that;s the woke battered and psychoanalysed beyond repair

>>216545276
it'll be full of many years out of date social commentary in a similarly outdated borderlands esque tone just because the game has been in development 10 years

was really doing not so good and thought it was over but shes on milestone number 3 lel
maybe this is the run (I saw it on YouTube)

>>216545276
can't hear the plot when I'm killing fat nigga bitches with grenades

>>216545304
>the game has been in development 10 years
Yeah and that means the script is 10 years old

Eating an Apple

any gamer leg man in?

>>216545341
This reminded me of chip chan, I wonder if she still livestreams

Go back to england dickhead

great bit of tv on celebrity traitors

>>216545330
they're almost certainly been modifying and rewriting parts of the script for just as long which is a problem in and of itself

>>216545330
He's right.
It'll be poisoned with woke too, no stereotypes allowed, making it unrealistic.

just started screaming

Arsehole.

Fuck sake lads Young Bob has been arrested outside Villa park

>>216545341
Nh... Try using a foot stool bro, got to keep them legs elevated for good blood flow

THE CELEBRITIES HAVE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED THE TRAITORS HAHAHAHAHAAH

>>216545090
Overcome the physical realm, become ethereal

Might sleep in my clothes to get a head start on the morning, that's really clever

+1 R riko
+1 SR eishin flash (now MLB)

off out tonight

someone's on the nonce botnet

>>216545461
R card!
is MLB level 5

>>216545450
That must be what my mum is giggling about

The UK in the 70s and 80s had the strongest computer industry on the planet and it lost it all because it was of dumb autistic nerd anoraks that new nothing about business and let the evil americans take over all of it and that jew alan sugar that knew nothing became the richest out of all of it and Sinclair who did know his shit was too busy inventing retard motorcycles and shagging 300 strippers to even care. We lost it all the japan who took over gaming and america who took everything else. WE HAD IT ALL AND WE BLEW IT

that's spamming

just thought about zippocat

>>216544782
>Thanks for the advice lad.
No probs pal. I'm still undecided if this is a gimmick, and if it is its a fun one, but I suspect you are genuine.
>I do want to be a regular of hers.
Fair enough. Being a regular can be far better than being in a relationship.
>If she doesn't respond and I have to chase up, how should I phrase the message?
Keep it casual. It would be better done by phonecall. But if you have to message then wait till the 16th and say "I'd like to meet you for an hour incall. Are you available tomorrow? (or whatever day works best for you)
>I doubt she'd be my gf.
Probably not.
When I say you aren't ready and should lose that idea, I don't mean that as a diss. I think you are a good lad with personal issues that need to be resolved. I think seeing sex workers is a good thing. But seeing prostitutes is very different to trying to be in a relationship with one and sincerely you aren't ready for that.

>>216545483
wholesome
>>216545450
give us the skinny then

>>216545477
5 copies

>>216545502
so is your post. and yours is more consistent

was just thinking about demonoid and the days of yore

got caner

reminder to <> the <> posts

sir alan carr

>>216545486
Sinclair was an absolute ledge and I wont hear a bad word about him.

bardley walsh is not funny. stop spamming this shite

>>216545524
super creek majorly boobies

the singular bardley welsh poster

>>216545548
true

>>216545171
who shopped anthony gordon's face onto this peng ting?

eating some popcorn in bed

Chinese Rorke

>>216545486
>The UK in the 70s and 80s had the strongest computer industry on the planet
do people actually believe this nonsense?

remember this next time you go trying on shoes

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762262688434934.webm

>>216545548
im not a bradders poster but i like it and reckon its funny

>>216545598
why's he done that then

>>216545530
God tier tracker.

>>216545617
based (would tho if they werent a degen)

why do old people like cruises so much like what do they even do on there

luv this sexy jewess

Make the most of it because as of tomorrow I will be banning all Bradley Wash images

>>216545595
Great PM of Singapore.

>>216545595
truth impact

kanye apologised to a rabbi lmao

>>216545636
relax
see some shows
do some bingo
eat some food

>>216545636
grannies gettin fingerbanged

>>216545589
Stop copying me lad, I'm the original popcorn in bed enjoyer

doing a scream mew

Probably the worst bunch of fucking faithfuls I've ever seen

>>216545636
eat loads of food drink overpriced cocktails gamble and shag other couples

>>216545598
lol what the fuck
glad i only buy trainers from a box in a stack at sports direct

>>216545641
dont like when she pretends to be a sultry sexy slut. she's much more attractive as a naive young girl

>>216545636
shag. adult cruises are the easiest place to shag and try swinging and stuff

>>216545645
I pray to god that you are serious

so, heard you guys like poo and stuff

>>216545636
they're like your mom, cheap and easy

ok i got three in a row i will stop now

just had a guy come up to me and press A
gave him some thoughts in my head

the good book, as it were

being stuck on a boat with the same 2000 people feels like genuine hell

>>216545725
i'm known to have a keen interest for all things scatalogical, so I am

>>216545721
I am. Also all over 30s will be banned from 4chan.org

not been the best /brit/ ever really has it

>>216545746
afraid of having to interact with someone are you?

Right, I am actually gonna shut up about the escort for a few days, lads. She won't respond till at least Monday 10th now, most likely Tuesday 11th, if she does. I will try to focus on other stuff this weekend. I am sorry for posting so much, it's just my thoughts are a bit jumbled and I do value what you lads say <3

Any good films/tv shows I can watch to take my mind off? Aside from that I'm gonna do some running, reading, and weights. Gonna try to not post about escorts until Monday 10th at minimum.

still waiting to hear how the UK was running the computer/tech industry in the 70s and 80s

>>216545645
imagine if bradleys got flagged as spam when you tried posting them

>>216545759
i still remember the amazing brit from march 26th 2023
now that was a thread

shove your fag hamb burger up your fukign arse

>>216545746
THEY WERE MUCH BETTER OFF SLAVES IN AMERICA THAN BACK IN BONGO BONGO LAND

>baited twice by the same post
lmaooo sucks to be jan kees

>>216545771
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

Goddddd she’s so fucking basedd

>>216545803
Never post only that buttery bitch's face

>>216545776

>>216545774
it really wasn't, we contributed nothing to computing like nasa did, just stuff like the zx spectrum and alan sugar's computers

>>216545802
For me, it's 'Road Kill' starring Paul Walker and Leelee Sobieski

the megabus is underrated

>>216545840
is that like a stagecoach

eating milk and cookies

like an american

LIKE A FUCKING YANK

>>216545840
not even the best song they did that year lol

>>216545858
don't eat milk do you genius

>>216545760
yeh

>>216545757
Ah well, you see, the thing about that is...
*Knocks you out with my large bellend*
No-one can ever know that I am 31 on Monday.
*Begins Logan's run style escape*

eating milt at bookies

like a gambling gay goldfish

the bradleyposter got a 3 dayer then
good riddance

rorke up to his sleazy old tricks

thinking about giving my willy something

LIKE A FUCKING YANK

any sturdy nigga in

https://youtu.be/kkMlqy9FJA4?si=-668bRS3f5wRNjUt

>>216545919
he's on the botnet
so no, he definitely did not

>>216545917
You have to be over 18 to post here.

any smelly bum man in?

>botnet
Everyone’s new favourite fucking word

any vaporwave man in

https://youtu.be/sJEzRA_FbFo?si=uJfh7mJkCxhT-f1o

>>216545964
prefer jolteon meself

St Michael's Church, Garston, 1988 and 2025

>>216545175
based rockstar wating for everyone to upgrade to 16gb vram graphic cards

>>216545974
ah is that a pokemon joke aha
virgin boomer

senior year early July finally got maelstrom
and had 300 skill points leftover (I fucked up I think, though no watches used)

>>216545978
what was being built behind it

>>216545978
shame this tbf
luv those vicky torean gas works me

>>216545974
probably the least shaggable eeveelution

>>216545992
omdz zoomer retard

mad how women have sex with dogs but we as a society aren't allowed to talk about this

>>216546012
were you born in the 80s lol

jolteon is fit in Pokemon Go (I have a shiny jolteon there!)
next week is shadow ho-oh BTW

>>216546022
WRONG

off to bed
you boys behave yourselves

>>216545980
GTA chads don’t play on pc that’s for virgins to play their map games on

time for brazillian phonk

https://youtu.be/ltYIHWOck_U

>>216545990
kindred spirits eh lad xx

>>216545996
yeah espeon and leafeon shit all over the rest tbf
maybe umbreon if you want half cast progenyvee

>>216545978
1988 photograph in black and white

got the wog music on

https://youtu.be/oorVWW9ywG0?si=i41v2LANUXmnKQ7i

>>216546041
night mate x
not promising anything

>>216545641
a real qt

night night lads
https://voca.ro/1elJe1uT0LNa

firm conditions is insane OP
400 speed can make it that far (on og cap tho). probably get more than 400 if I did firm races but ive got 91K fans!

>>216546041
good night bernd x

>>216546021
don't think english girls do that, only american ones

>>216546042
enjoying playing with 720p resolution consolekek

not even maxd the firm conditions till malestrom either!

your response, rorke?

>>216546066
she was
then she went full cardiobunny and killed her tits

need a farmer gf

caught my asmr gf talking in her normal voice, vile, need her banned from the internet

nth for the baddiedem

>>216546100
they are ugly and they dont farm (you do wtf)

i also need an ipad pro

>>216546092
peccavi

>>216546092
the rumours are true then... 'pang pang pussy' CHANGE rorke...
>>216546108
have a word with her, you're already close after all

>>216546110
yeah?

>>216546095
the fuck

biggest betrayal in tv history

uhh gimme dat pang pang pussy
uhh gimme dat mei ling pussy
uhh gimme dat sum fuk pussy
uhh gimme dat ching chong pussy

big blue eyes > big boobies
not gay, swear on me mum

>>216546148
i'm going to have a word with his barber to not do whatever the customer wants

>>216546118
fuck off you boring queer

>>216546171
dumb town/ciity boy

what should I do with my lightning connectors

>>216546132
yh

>>216546148
is that an abzorbaloff

>>216546180
electrocute my bollocks I reckon

>>216546180
shove em up your arse

is it a dolphin in a bathtub

>>216546180
connect them to lightning

>>216546100
>>216546118
I can confirm this. The ex had a hobby farm with her mum and dad. 30 sheep, 5 horses, 10 chickens 10 ducks. It's constant work, hope you like breaking your back shovelling shit and piss for no money.
The bitches are used to dirt so are good in bed but really not worth it. Tend to be sturdy and have mannish behaviours so can be easy to get along with.

the little girl was just so little
too little too little too little

oh you mean like animal farming

>>216544897
you just know a chinlet named jimmy who has only seen gangs on the news and through louis documentaries made this post and thought it was somehow clever or spot on

>>216546223
read a book about this once

dating apps won't let me search for mannish behaviours

>>216546231
hello btw anon

>>216545651
Rorke positively seething about this

>>216546245
stick to grindr

I post so many posts
and get so many yous
i'm handing them out now
>>216546281
>>216546195
>>216546159
>>216546100
farmer gf

shit i even you myself

Heathertranny is still melting down?


Lol


>>216546268
Those seem like good times compared to these days


The dollhouse really has fallen into complete disrepair

>>216546253
hello ratpedo

>>216546245
Kekd.
She was a crude loud vulgar woman but I do miss her a bit unfortunately.
How do the apps work exactly? You get to speak to people who match you by both of you swiping eachother?
Don't you eventually run out of women in the area if it's a small area?

>>216546304
phwoar thanks lad two for me there

wtf even is a mannish behaviour in a woman these days

howling all the bradeys got deleted

>>216546330
im not a pedo or a rat

the boomers don't understand it's not 15 yeas ago reporting actually works you don't have to be hostage to some threadhijacking spammer

>>216546350
sure thing tobert

>>216546371
Simply untrue

sir threadhijacking spammer

>>216546375
Toberto mouseriguez

Sir Paddy Bastard

>>216546371
Did nothing earlier


I reported so many posts they blocked me from reporting

LEAVE TOBY ALONE

me

favourite subspecies of giraffe then, lads?

>>216546409
Sir Britney defender

In the star wars sequels Han Solo has to convince them that all the shit that happened in the original movies was true. I thought that was stupid but then I read a post about how a kid went to chatgpt because he didn't believe his dad about landline phones existing. So now I get it. Maybe that post was a lie. But it seemed real to me.

Genuinely might have to stop posting here forever


The spam is insufferable which makes the thread completely unusable without filters


Unfortunately I'm afraid to use this website outside of mobile because of the ridiculous bans the janitor hand out for no reason and of course the intermittent CP spam


Don't know what I'm going to do without you guys

sir giraffe evaluator

sister is coming to visit me for a day, I do nothing all day with my time and live a very runtish incel existence so I don't know what we will be doing cos I have very little to talk about. all I can talk about is the 29 year old who has phimosis and a crush on a prozzy

>>216546425
one of those is clearly a zebra

>>216546425
Little horse fella, bottom right

>>216546425
not that lil brown zebra fella

never reported a non-illegal post

>>216546439
Nice nose

I like to bait people into posts that I can report.

>>216546482
same, just not a grass

>>216546439
The cronem
The Katy

>>216546439
must be sweating in that surely

>>216546496
please write a full name and the name of a town

god black people are so insecure

gorgeous dogs

>>216546512
Grow up

>>216546464
Ever shag her up the arse?
Go out for a boozy lunch and catch up about each others lives/work. Talk about the family. Watch some telly and have a few drinks at home and banter...
Then slip her the D, up the bum

snitches on my /brit/? say it ain't so

/brit/ is a refugees-welcome general

older
balder
fatter

>>216546442
Chill out bro it’s not that serious

>>216546442
the mindraped

any sensitive gents in tonight?

>>216546425
giraffa clears

can't wank, won't wank

Australians don’t fit in here with us let’s be honest

>>216546557
I wonder what the hand stuff they do is supposed to convey, it's something like non-nonchalance I reckon

>>216546545
sadly I prefer that she isn't raped so I won't be raping her or asking her any of the standard /brit/ opening questions about whether she has taken willy up her arse

was gonna have a wank but not sure l can be bothered

Love my new watch

night lads, one more day of toil and I'll be free
x

>>216546615
Not with a fat cunt like you in here

Headed to rehab today. Sobriety soon.

>>216546645
Toilberg tricked me into working the weekend so no break for me

>>216546647
don't fucking mouth off like that to an american ever again you prick, they are superior to us and not only that but saved us in TWO WORLD WARS.

>>216546650
Leftyrorke be like get these in my country

>>216546615
>Ascerbic wit and clever retorts
Yeah, they can fuck right off.

anon should I use m y 1 SSR gurenteed make debut ticket rn

>>216546679
>>216546679
>>216546679

>>216546650
Maybe you can stay the fuck out of my macaroni.

stop acknowledging AI slop

ascorbic wit

>>216546664
He's done you right up lad

>>216546575
>>216546593
Rude and unhelpful replies

>>216546650
mad how there is no difference between this and what we do
none whatsoever
just different cultures

>>216546695
no no, the janny will just delete it again if we don't get this to 310, they're on a madone today so I'm afraid it's what we have to do

>>216546686
make debut is the fixed pool of umas and cards available when the game released so you should use it right away

>>216546720
What's with the ghost of tinkywinky in the background?

poo barms

>>216546425
Has to be the okapi, look at that little guy

>>216546734
but you can use the tickets on multiple banners...

>>216546762
Funny looking dogberg

>>216546720
28 years later: bone yard is going to be awful

>>216546762
CAN I PET THAT DAWG

>>216546766
He's off his head on benzos mate, he has no idea what he is doing

>>216546734
nvm
dam I got vodka. and rudolf with the 10x btw, and lets of Rs

I got marvelous sunday SR with 1 level uncap

>>216546679
>>216546679
>>216546679

I got level 1 SR mejiro dober which looks pretty good ^.^
and ruolf level 1s are sr and R ^>^

and level 1 R rice shower
and "" winning ticket

and level 1 R seeking the pearl
"" shinko windy R

and level 1 R haru
"" smart falcon R

matikanefukukitary R level 2

i got the 777m stam replenish in one race somewhere last run and bought it !

and level 0 R matikanetannhauser

and SR air groove which is a good horse :3
and pal assisted training mihono bourbon

and matikaneukukitaru* SR level 0

close one

I shall see what all this leads to when I end with all the dupes

>>216547134
surely worlde is a solved game by now?? uwu