Thread 216545313

are you man enough to lift a gf iyc?

>>216545313 (OP)
What’s the point of working out if you’re going to just pull a tub-o-lard gf anyway?

I weigh 61 kg so no

>>216545313 (OP)
>these farm animals are looks matched with gym bros in 2025
Grim

>>216546669
I mean you gotta have a PhD and 40 years of experience to get a $20/hr job, why shouldn't you have to be a 9/10 chiseled chat to fuck 1 obese girl

>>216546669
Yea theyre all brown and mid except the last guy so it makes sense

>>216546975
All that fat has made you retarded

>>216545313 (OP)
i lift mine all the time, but she's 100 lbs so it's easy

>>216546864
I have not even completed my first term of a bachelor’s STEM degree from some shitty university with no experience and this landed me a £27/$36 per hour job.

>>216547049
it ain't the same here

>>216545313 (OP)
Modern man will deadlift, go to gym, doing the entire self improovisation meme to get himself a girl but modern woman will just sit and eat and do nothing because its part of empowerment non body shaming or something

>>216545614
These are dudes with fetishes.
Or low self esteem, that's why they started going to the gym to begin with. It's far better to be skinny and gregarious than jacked and shy.

>>216546669
They're not, you retarded faggot. It's just that a lot of men have no standards, and would fuck anything with a hole.
For fuck's sake, just look at 4chan. The subhuman scum that posts here almost exclusively prefers disgusting traits over attractive traits in women.

>>216547049
I hate you

>>216547397
NTA but I agree, people worship fat ugly women on here pretty often. I will never understand worshipping unattractive and viscerally repulsive traits. It’s almost sad to see

>>216546669
That’s the state of modern dating
>>216545614
What else do you think they’re working out for?

>>216545313 (OP)
What's going through geoff's mind here, bros?

>>216548198
Remember that one caricature series of wojak banging an obese woman?

>>216548198
Someone needs to make this into a wojak

I miss this nigga so much. A warrior poet

>>216548368
chill

holy fucking plapjak, gymcels really live in a clown world where they workout just to "looksmatch" with a whale, grim...

Ah fuck wrong thread sorry

>>216548432
To a certain degree, moby dick allegorically predict plapjak phenomenon in 21th century

>>216548477
Indonesian wisdom

>>216548432
I'm a gymcel and i don't train to pull chicks. I know i will never ever get laid with a girl that sexually turns me on. I just really enjoy lifting heavy objects

>>216545614
Lifting increases testosterone. Testosterone makes one want to plap a chubby fertility goddess

>>216548734
Fat women are usually infertile and have irregular periods tho

>>216548368
how's this?

>>216548734
So that's my problem...
>>216548752
How fat are your fatties?

>>216548782
idk what colors I should use

>>216548782
The girls perfectly depicted, and her sorta not fitting on him and hanging while he struggles is clutch.

>>216548782
Close enough

>>216545313 (OP)
my gf is around 51 kg so yes

>>216549044
here you go

>>216549183
cleaned the hand up a bit

>>216545313 (OP)
Yes, but only by like 10cm (she's 150kg)
>>216549209
Holy kek

>>216549183
Thanks

>>216545313 (OP)
My gf is 130 lbs. I'm 230 lbs. When I want sexo I simply grab and carry her to the bedroom caveman style.

>>216549280
here he is with a Wojak head

>>216549269
On one hand... that is a hefty heifer.
On the other hand... only 10cm? Leverage man. She's round.

>>216549916
>>216549209
Which one is better?

I'm technically obese/overweight and my GF has a more significant weight to her than me. Even if I get jacked, it would be lifting, at minimum, 300 lbs.
I would probably need to be at least jacked like Donkey Kong to do lift that much like in the vid, but my GF doesn't like gorillas and instead prefers feeding me donuts, so I'll keep going along like usual.

>>216547291
The jacked and shy crows was, at one point, skinny/fat/skinnyfat and shy which is much worse than both

>>216550689
*crowd