Thread 216548455

abrams edition

>>216545843

For me? It's Jessica Alba

This leaf is just some antisemitic paki fuck just filter him

>>216548496
Everyone liked her when I was in middle school but I never saw anything special in her. Especially since I live in California and see sexier latinas at rancho market

the squeaky wheel gets the grease

Taking a man sized SHIT and listening to Taylor Swift

Hey guys let's spend the next 300 posts arguing about politics

>>216548532
Appropriate

>>216548539
I bet Mamdani shits in the middle of Central Park

>>216548515
How can you not like that face. She's so damn cute.

>>216548539
I want to swim in the lake that I grew up in w

>>216548518
the nail that sticks out gets hammered

>>216548552
Meh. I like feminine curves to go with the face

People don't publish manifestos anymore

I love everyone. Gay, straight, white, black, trans, cis, short, tall.

The only people I hate are Abrahamists.

>>216548553
this nigga a fish

>>216548521
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762476493759845.mp4

throwback to when I said penis emphatically

>>216548552
She looks like a generic stacy to me

>>216548558
call me a nail cause it's beer:30

One time I came up with the most epic fucking comeback on the spot but I literally can't tell anyone what it was because no one would ever believe this interaction. It was just so insane

How lightskins do pushups

>I love everyone. Gay, straight, white, black, trans, cis, short, tall.

>The only people I hate are Abrahamists.

Dude got flamed
https://youtube.com/shorts/6JjKZ7Mp0BI?si=oxBy2gM7RnQMCnhb

>>216548585
Jason rocking the Dr Emmett brown from back to the future haircut

Life requires continual expense of energy just to get more energy
That's gay, I hate life

N

>>216548580
ultra mega rape

>>216548539
Zohran Memedani

fuck racism

>>216548627
You seriously would do that to a damn jeeta? She probably has piss and shit all over her private parts

I hope America fails

I want China to win

>>216548630
Cept the Ecuadorians THEY NEED TO GO THE FUCK BACK WITH THE VENEZUELANS!

>>216548642
That's a jeeta? Would

>>216548642
she looks white though, anyway idgaf

are brazilians white

i only have 1 beer and 3 cigs left

>>216548662
Drugs are bad

The Brown House lole

Cigs are comfier than beer anyway

>>216548580
I could beat this putrid whore in a fight easily.

>>216548560
>I like feminine curves to go with the face
Yeah me too, but that face is just perfect imo.

I once again drive an electric vehicle

The Supreme Court has ordered that the slaughter of ostriches will go on as planned.

>>216548694
soy kids try to pass this as funny

Channeling my crystal ball for next year
>Vance's wife gets killed so he can marry Kirk's widow
>Mr Trump's dementia forces him out
>For some reason, the price of chicken becomes very low, fast food will offer chicken nuggets at incredible promotional prices
>A boat will crash into the New York harbor and kill a group of Orthodox Jews

>>216548709
Our supreme court is better

>>216548722
god bless this nigga

>>216548679
What's the best starter cig brand for real /cum/mers?

Wait we have president Trump a mandate? I thought it was a "man to date" and I voted yes because I thought it'd be funny

>>216548709
Based

I saved a pic of this brown brazilian girls ass from an old thread but i accidentally only saved the thumbnail
Fuck me

>>216548733
None, why would you pick up an addictive substance

remember it's just a game

the civnat republican boomer class cannot compete with a grouper saying nigger. Like the game is already over

I want to rim a dude's ass on Friday

>>216548662
You can have one of my beers. No smokes though, had to give em up

>>216548760
groyper***

cumbum brosss

>>216548753
What is

I want to rim a dude's ass on Saturday

>>216548760
>*glub glub*
>NIGGER
>*glub glub*

Yesterday I thought about him so hard that I climaxed wet without touching myself, I just laid in bed listening to music. I think about him all the time but I've never experienced this before.

I had to shower and it made me realise something amazing...the mind of a woman is her reproductive organ, not her cookie. And I don't know if it's the same for men. We did everything in my head, my satisfaction came from seeing him being fulfilled of every pleasure and desire imagined possible and whole heck more.

My problem now is, abstaining from fantasies just became 1000x harder. It's like I unlocked a new superpower.

This is so hard. But what sugarcoats my sinful mind is "it's not like I'm jumping from different men in my mind, it's only him".

>>216548781
https://youtu.be/WfmTq2B31tE?si=sS5vlyxc1uW9oXmZ

>>216548786
IT'S OVER

>>216548781
I can appreciate a nice penis but a mans asshole? Idk

>>216548822
Both are good

I started balding at 16

>>216548838
lmao lil bro is cooked

>>216548846
i'm unc. you're lil bro

>>216548863
sybau

>>216548871
syfm

>>216548838
This nigga got Road Warrior Hawk hair

>>216548881
you won't do shii pussy ahh nig

>>216548825
I feel licking a guys asshole is gayer than sucking a dick

British rap sounds hilarious

Why do I look 15 pounds lighter than I actually am despite being 190 pounds? I even have a twink waist (29 inches)

>>216548901
jason....

>>216548897
Oi m8
Straight from Staffordshire innit
Me n me bruvs nickin from the lorry
Local bobby gonna say sorry

>>216548906
Whomst?

>>216548906
I found Jason's wife thank you

>>216548923
I hate nothing but sin.

>>216548923
Is it true you study computer engineering? I heard that you can get very rich in that field and get lots of white germanic girls. Thank you

>>216548923
yeah his wife would be a used up tinder girl L O L

>>216548908
Bop buddy bop bop bop
See dat ting on de top top top

My height starts with 5 and my eyes are poopy brown

My height starts with 5 but I wear lifts and say I'm 6'1

>tfw 5'15" king of manlets
feels bad man

>>216548897
it do be like that

Have you heard of Pete n Bas, they are my favorite unironically lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLIZpWrK8xo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4uEFWioTo

I need to find a black gf but I’m just a black man :/. It’s over for me

Latrell is sad

Drumline wasn't a very good movie imo

I'm 5'10 barefoot while my dad is 6'0 barefoot. When we both wear shoes I'm an inch taller than him. Feels good man

Its funny the CEO of America's biggest company says China will win the AI race

talked with my crows today. they are doing good. said they would appreciate unsalted pecans in with their peanut mix. I said ok. told me they scouted feral cats in some shed. i'll probably dispatch of them

>>216548990
It's a moot point when his company literally has nothing to do with AI development. All his company does is make the graphics cards for the systems

>>216548944
I just want a 7+/10 white girlfriend I literally don't give a shit if she has brown eyes and brown hair

>>216548990
>Buy my product or we lose

I have been let go from my job. My Tweeting was cited as "concern[ing]." I was not given specific examples of Tweets that they were "concerned" about.

I wish them well and have no further comment.

im a man without conviction

>>216548662
Wie viele Flaschen vom Schloss Pilsener hast du heute schon getrunken?

>>216548990
>the CEO ching chong bing bong says china will win
thats crazy bro

>>216549010
They make a lot of AI software platforms, and specialized AI models

>>216549043
Adolf Hitler

>>216549042
Poor Americans are starving because McDick's got too expensive.

>>216549059
No girl who looks like this will ever like you

>>216549046
Name one without googling it. Go ahead

>>216549074
Big boned.

I'm six foot fo with a mean flow

>>216549086
>Start up those fryers!

>>216549080
Agentic AI

>>216549086
He looks cute. Feed him some worms!

they should filter "OP" to "bro"

bro's a fag

>>216549104
Your prime minister literally has a fucking photo with Epstein you are fucking cooked, you're about to suck dick

>>216549150
Umm sweetie your president was pretty good friends with him

I'm gonna make beef and chicken liver tomorrow.

>>216549160
It's worse because Carney was literal friends with the person bringing people to the island

nuke the filibuster

>>216549104
You just named a whole field of AI programs so you just have no clue what you're talking about

>>216549176
Why? Is this some sort of white supremacist diet?

>>216549179
Trump went on his Lolita express many times

>>216549176
I like my liver with fried onions and mashed potatoes.

stop responding to the paki

pray for ukraine
pray for palestine
pray for sudan

>>216549193
Surely you have a phD in AI from Harvard

>>216549200
Do you have pictures? Because I have pictures of Carney with Ghislane

>>216549193
Yea that's how they use their family of AIs
https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/solutions/ai/agentic-ai/

pray for russia
pray for israel
pray for sudan

>>216549216
I have a phD in fucking your sister right in her hairy pussy

Most of the threads on this website are just reposts from other social media sites.
Barely any original content.

>>216549216
All I know is I don't need AI to tell me how to rearrange your mom's guts in the bedroom

If I posted my cashapp would yall support

>>216549219
Why is Mike Johnson blocking an elected
>Donald Trump's name appears in Jeffrey Epstein's private jet flight logs at least seven or eight times between 1993 and 1997.

>>216549233
Why do you need money?

>>216549231
a little slow on the uptake huh

>>216549188
If he gets rid of the filibuster he will consolidate himself as America's Hitler

>>216549223
You have yet to name one program from them that's AI involved. That's like saying Samsung is an AI company just because a galaxy can run GPT

>>216549196
>Why?
Because it's tasty and nutritious
>>216549207
Yeah I always make em with onions. Not really a fan of mash though.

>>216549233
I'd throw you a fiver

>>216549212
It's not the paki, it's the Brazilian

>>216549243
.

What do you think of June as a girl's name? I'm not transitioning or having a kid, I'm just asking

>>216549252
>The new open models, data and tools are part of the NVIDIA Nemotron family for AI reasoning, the NVIDIA Cosmos platform for physical AI, NVIDIA Isaac GR00T for robotics and NVIDIA Clara for biomedical AI.

>>216549271
dude on the left looks like knockoff gavin newsom

>>216549252
How is Samsung not an AI company? Holy fuck you're an idiot

>>216549245
Would be nice to have
>>216549259
Cool that's a monster energy drink

>>216549276
It's not a bad name

>>216549276
My sister's name is a month and her entire life has been a shit show

Drinking coffee.

>>216549303
As somebody who uses a Samsung phone on the regular they aren't a good AI company if they are one

>>216549311
alright april

>>216549306
Ask your government or parents for money instead!

>>216549258
Keep the shutdown going. I literally could care less if you faggots are going to starve without your SNAP and that you're living paycheck to paycheck

How would you disarm this 1200 pound dynamite bomb

>>216549276
Love the Beatles song "Hey June".

>>216549334
kek

>>216549271
Why is Mike Johnson not swearing in an already elected congresswoman?

He's scared of releasing the epstein files, why is that?

>>216549281
>It uses outside AI models developed by other companies

>I could care less
Then why don't you?

>>216549345
Democrats should be prevented from taking office and Mike Johnson is based for that actually

>>216549339
https://youtu.be/44H2_cu02P4?si=Sbmizt9NX0BEAsw2

he's pakistani sar do not reply

>>216549334
I dindu nuffin. I pay for my own food.

>>216549369
He is a Brazilian

damn groypers really set up their own parallel intelligence agency to rival the CIA and Mossad all to rescue America

what a bunch of madlads

>>216549334
You sound like an asshole.

>>216549345
Can I ask you a legitimate question? If the Democrats are so le based how come they haven't released them?

>>216549355
Its based to protect pedos for you

Imagine if I was chinese AND was deepthroating YOUR cock. It’s more likely than you think.

>>216549391
They are being cockblocked by My Johnson

>>216549391
Yea it was wrong, let mike johnson call congress in session, swear in the congresswoman and release the files.

>>216549396
AND you're a woman? unlikely

I smoke exclusively the finest cheese and we live inside a dream

>>216549391
If Trump was in them they would have done it during Biden's term and leaked that shit

>>216549396
*Points to my cock* well?

>>216549396
WMAM is hot

>>216549321
Decent name. Shit life

i got that blue cheese kush brother

>>216549420
Yeah that's funny to me. You're telling me the government that tried to throw him in jail more than five times wouldn't release criminally damaging stuff that would have ruined his presidential run?

>antonio brown extradited to dubai
It's over

>>216549311
Is her name February?

>>216549444
what happened in her life? if it's anything to do with dating abusive chads don't say anything

>>216549396
I only fuck white femboys sorry

How about coming up here and getting topless

>>216549311
Is her name Julie?

There was that one Japanese pornstar who was nicknamed Godzilla because he had a monster dick

>>216549455
No, anon was right, it's April. Actually it's a great name now that I think about it
>>216549465
Kind of. Her taste in men isn't ideal, according to her

>>216549477
*Throws my shirt at you*
https://youtu.be/yZ_QUh0lmj4?si=wPse0Z_byts5b9jD

>>216549477
Let's go to the south of france

got that bomboclaat sourdough breeeeaaadd

*starts convulsing uncontrollably*

Feel like every successful person claims they had a teacher who told them they’d never amount to anything

Woman was elected six weeks ago and repubs scared to swear her in.

>>216549491
What's big by jap standards? 5.5 inches?

>>216549511
I've never had a teacher tell me that and I am unsuccessful

>>216549523
Checks out

>>216549520
5.5 Inches is plenty!

Did the Fidelity cuck already post his portfolio today?
I bet he didn't because he lost a bunch of money.

>>216549511
Survivorship bias. For every person who was dismissed by a teacher but ended up successful, another nine were probably failures.

Hey shake dat ass foo me
*Pours champagne on your ass*

I'm thinking about installing mint or cachy now that windows10 is dead

>>216549511
Successful people break the rules, unlike beta cucks like me

>>216549561
Honestly just cutting straight to arch is extremely easy now, don't sleep on it.

Louie Anderson was so fat

birdie birdie in the sky
dropped some white stuff in my eye
i'm not mad i won't cry
i'm just glad that cows don't fly

>>216549600
And gay!

>>216549561
>>216549599
Is this how trannies meet outside of reddit?

>>216549600
He was a closet homo too

Movember moustache mode: Activated. I’m about to get so much beaver yo.I’m talmbout pussy a.k.a. women vaginer

Comedy sketch idea
>Two trannies come home, dad on the couch
>Hey dad we're gonna go hang out in my room
>Cuts to them hanging by a noose

>>216549637
I want to ride your moustache

>>216549558
*Farts*

Don't hear people saying "wapanese" anymore.

>>216549555
its over

>>216549644
Hell yeah nice

>>216549555
Sounds like you’re jealous

Zabunga! Wahaha zabunga dunga!!

>>216549654
No, I'm just annoyed by his spam.

>>216549665
Devious lick

>>216549665
Is this a mail man or woman?

>>216548987
Blahpipo movies are rarely good they just get undue praise heaped upon them for political reasons. For example, Get Out.

member 2010?

Canadians are low IQ subhumans that get their shit pushed in by Indians. They can't compete because they are that stupid. Canada's entire history is everyone with skills and acumen moving to the USA so you're left with a country of idiots.

I want to cry but I can’t LOL

People acted like black panther was a cinema-defining masterpiece

>>216549647
Hapa (Hawaiian, then later West Coast term) has also taken over the term wasian

people canadians get they shit pushed in the wakanda forever

I'm not going back to India

Please sir I just come to this country

>>216549717
Why not

Do not redeem

new oneyplays kino on the tube

>>216549726
It's easier to compete with you whites

I'm not going back to Iowa

>>216549733
Oh okay

>>216549698
Indians come here to clean toilets and serve fast foodslop and can't even afford food themselves before they crawl into a 20 person townhouse.

>>216549558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8

i think like half of ya'll are jeets, that explains a lot

games

>>216549726
He might get sacrificed

Sex with women

>>216549698
>>216549700
>>216549702
>>216549706
>>216549715
>>216549717
Wow, 6 (six) posts made by Canadian flags one after another.

>>216549665
Believe it or not the police officers in the postal police are federal police so if they find these people they're fucked

John Carpenter's The Jeet

The Jeet in the subway by Martin Scorsese

Every Canadian /cum/poster lives in Brampton.

Having a little bit of japanese whiskey (nikka)

>>216548650
what did he mean by this

>>216549773
That is surprisingly believable

The only likable Canadian is Tate McRae

The Jeet Trucker by Michael Bay

business idea: remake of Scorsese's Taxi Driver with an Indian Uber driver instead

>>216549780
>posts a literal chinese cartoon
GAAAAYYYYY

>>216549797
I want to stick my entire head in her pussy

Nikka please

yeuah I'm boutta shit

Canadians are all hockey players

I told everyone who got in my uber to vote for mamdani

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCUTQotVclpyo3CVcberSF0Dp-9A8p24g
Listening to bebop and drinking covfefe while reading a book.

Ray Stevens most famous song, "The Jeet"
>Oh yes they call him the Jeet
>Smelliest thing on two feet

imagine if you had a black semon demon waiting in bed after you got home from a long day of work.

>>216549818
i only voted twice this year

>>216549818
I hope all of them tipped you.

>>216549753
>if they find these people
Probably won't happen desu. License plate isn't visible.

>>216549818
Saaaaar

>>216549832
They always get caught. I work in the post office they always have a wall of all the people they caught stealing mail

I voted for Mamdani.

I voted for Nick Mullen

>>216549817
So I says, "all Canadians are whores or hockey" players!
>Then my boss goes: "Hey, my wife is Canadian!"
>So I thinks for a moment, then I says: "What team does she play for?"

I came on the voting machine

>>216549808
Real

Remember that post where a jeet says he molested some girl on a train because he felt lonely

>>216549870
Stop I haven’t jerked off in almost a week.

All Canadians are dead comedians

Dicks I would suck, by race:

>Men
White
Black

>Trannies
White
Black
Latinx
East Asian
Native American

It's insane that all you needed to do to drown in pussy was to go to the gym in the 80s and 90s. Now it's a baseline requirement to not be a permavirgin

>>216549899
Idk about the 80s but I'm pretty sure the 90s didn't work like that.

New York City was literally founded by the Dutch, built by Irish and Italian laborers, powered by Jewish, Puerto Rican, and Dominican communities, and runs on immigrant hustle. The Statue of Liberty was donated by France to honor immigrants. It’s literally the city’s logo

>>216549907
Yeah okay UNC

>>216549885
ik the one where the anon confessed to rubbing himself on a woman and she was tearing up, sad times desu.

>>216549899
ik tons of guys who aren't fit yet get laid

>>216549926
by what caliber of woman

Well. I'm out of beer

>>216549915
Notice how none of the people who built New York were Muslim

>>216549926
cap

>>216549943
sexy gf or ugly gf paradox

>>216549915
I believe negro slaves built some of it in the early period as well. Therefore a Moslem indian from Africa must rule the city o algo.

>>216549935
er not the greatest, usually mediocre but they're mediocre without makeup.
>>216549943
not cap frfr icl ong

thread theme
https://youtu.be/y4FCpOBZPlk

Everything I’ve learned about the NYC mayoral election has been against my will. This shit is so boring I could piss chicken mcnuggets out of my dickhole.

Haven’t had lasagna in a minute

It's kind of hilarious that the only Canadian politician we ever hear about in America besides their prime minister is Doug Ford. That's like the worst representation of Canada

New:
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>>216549933

>>216549979
Nobody asked

>>216549989
holy fucking early
be patient nigga

>>216549992
Idc

>>216549974
In Canada it's just the usual distraction from our massive budget deficits, month after month job losses and just overall shitty state of Canada. For the rest of the World they seem to be shilling it like Americans are against Drumpf, which is specious considering this is NYC which is overwhelmingly Blue.

>>216549988
None of them are very interesting.

>>216549988
Our prime minister is a useless cuck anyways, some idiot like Doug Ford is more of a prime minister than our actual PM.

>>216549999
Nobody asked

>>216550009
If Doug Ford was prime minister of Canada, The country would have 90% tariffs on everything and they would be sanctioned by the United States

>>216548455 (OP)
Holy crap FINALLY a Thursday at my job that isn't busy as all fuck. Usually Thursdays are the worst day of the week because it's extremely busy the entire time.

I get 1 WFH day a week and I suffered the godawful traffic driving to and from the office just so that this time I'd at least be at home for the dreaded Thursday shift.

And it's actually slow as hell. I'm so hyped right now. On my couch laid all the way back wrapped in a blanket with the heat up to 75 and chilling with my cat. Boutta turn on Battlefield 6.

Imagine working a 12 hour shift getting paid $30/hr to lay on your couch and play fuckin battlefield 6. Living the fooking dream! I hate this job with a passion but days like these it feels amazing. And to think not long ago I made barely over min wage to work some of the most demeaning and humiliating jobs available and had to walk/take the bus everywhere.