Thread 216548832

rorke the alchemist, leftypol the homunculus

Didn't even reach 300 yet you fucking mong

>>216548832 (OP)
bump

>>216548832 (OP)
whats that guy doing

>>216551679
making a freaky ass cracker baby in his flask

Falkland's looks cozy

good aftercoon lads

>>216552751
britishers be like thats ours because uh reasons

niggers ruined my life

Thinking about 85% of what I watch on youtube is straightforwardly propaganda

Those black fellas are such cheeky rascals. Bet she sucked it afterwards though when the camera was off

>>216552793
what do you watch?

>>216552769
English*

>>216552870
RAWR XD :P

>>216552769
get out of australia white man

Morning lads

>>216552769
zhang jeet posting this not understanding the irony

just ate some crab

Me so horny

>>216552806
You need to give me a second to think instead of rushing me like this. Let's see. There's, no no that's, I don't like that. Let's say... no, I don't know about that one either, this is tougher than it sounds

>>216552904
morning boring blogmong

>>216552907
nigga you fat as hell

any1 remember huaraches

>>216552944
trainers of some sort

>>216552950
Yeah. Don’t see them anymore

>>216552944
for me it was roche runs

have all i need but an arse to fuck

why don't you all just fuck off

>>216552968
why dont you slob on my knob

>>216552904
morning

right time for a fag then off to the gym

you guys ever had suicidal thoughts? i never did

how come sir paul joseph watson pronounce issue as is-ew?

i need to wrap tablets in ham to be able to swallow them

>>216552994
every day for the past 17 years, are you gay or something?

>>216552922
will this help you think faster?

it's friday woot woot!

>>216552789
how

>>216553037
that's the posh way of saying it

>>216552992
how much does he charge?

>>216553068
get in

I was looking forward to something all week and then it was called gay nigga music so now I dont care

>>216553076
posh way more like gay homosexual way

gotta stay with you runts until 6am my time

>>216553167
is that when your janny shift ends? atleast you make a good amount of money

>>216553212
uffffff

>>216553212
2 > 1 > 3 > 4

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/pol/ is down the hall and to the left

>>216552796
they always shave their gross pubes off to try and make it look like a bbc when everyones looks like that

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It's that time of year again lads

Awards ceremony

Last time I didn't win anything after much expectation that I would, so this year I expect to win nothing, which is making me expect to win something

I may be an award winning salesman by the time the sun goes down

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

extremely tired

hey look its the 60IQ nigger in a wheelchair who can only advertise and spam on 4chan for a job

>>216553379
no need to announce your arrival

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

report the BE flags posts

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216553405
DONE HIM

morning lads, at toil, sucking veve. and you?

>>216552769
>uh reasons

Yeah

There were no indigenous people
We were there before the Spanish
We were there before Argentina existed
We've been there longer than anyone else combined

You're a Brit living on an aboriginal continent

Luv my drum and bass
It's Traumz and Bru-C on the case

>>216553511
its not yours mate grow up

send all the shitskin races back to shitskinistan or shitskinfrica or whatever shitskin land they crawled out of

Sir Kier Starmer

>>216553569
It's ours. Maybe when the abos deport you you can go live there.

Even robots see the truth

>>216553586
grow up lil bro

how much of a soulless npc retard do you have to be to defer to grok ai

chillin

>>216553721
the lads

>>216553607
i accept your concession on his behalf. keep crying lil nigga

>>216553706
grow up ai is a reality

>>216553510
Good morning brit pal
Good morning all brit pals

>>216553729
hes not gonna fuck u lil bro

>>216553706
youve been done by a robot

>>216553706
Any LLM really, even google's "AI" search summary thing is fucking wrong half the time

any home of sexuals in

Lads, I need to try and turn my social life around at 29.

I have no friends, no GF ever, only people my age I am friendly with are some work colleagues and my cousins, but I'm known to be a bit of a recluse.

What should I do?

>>216553755
how you felt posting that

my man is bouncing and doing tricks on it

>>216553767
come to the monty tonight, we'll all be there

>>216553767
get on grindr

>>216553772
Last night I Goldeneye cartridge for Ninetendo 64ed your sister

>>216553778
Always giggle like a retard when I'm in London and go past the montague pyke

America is looking at Gaza as a test bed for new forms of NATO code of conduct. Soldiers should kill themselves before they burn in hell.

>>216553803
we're usually by the rear entrance ;)

what's all this 'traitors' stuff then lads?

sir poo bradley

>>216553767
just keep trying to make friends with that prozzie lad

>>216553819
dunno

seems like none of you can make an interesting post today

>>216553843
Rich coming from you

poo

shitting poo from my arsehole

>>216553819
only the best tv of the year lad

Peeeeeeeeeeeee

>>216553767
you realise you're asking the autistic friendless loser thread this right

Bird fart

>>216553876
29virge is the most autistic friendless loser in /brit/ so even mousey or heathermong could give him some tips on socialising

do you wash your hands after a poo

Any real patriots that can fact check my shit in

some nigga said in a previous thread that he actually ate a prozzie out lol

what if a poo was gay and, it made gay porn, bradley walsh?

>>216553721
in. his. lane.

suffering from a massive and debilitating headache

and the pokemon of the day?

>>216553906
i only wash my bollocks as i always get poo on them

Going to a hiking meetup. Wish. Me. Luck.

>>216554014
weedle

>>216554030
don't try to shag on your first hike

Only Britisher celebrity I fancy is one Rebekah Dee

Left, right, socialist, capitalist - it is all ephemeral. All that matters is whether you wish to live amongst those that share your genetic and cultural history, or those that do not.

Good morning team. I'm up early for when the gasman arrives

the lads

>>216554080
Hopefully he does a good job and you die quickly and painlessly

the shower water will clean the feet, aye? WRONG!
pongy up on the 'stool. watchign telly smelling the cheds, ooft

>>216554070
Reason I fancy her is because she's always up for a cheeky wee somewhere

raatid wagwan

>>216554070
she's a munter

Putting pong on the petalstool

>>216554170
Royal blood though innit, got to be a relative of the Jacksons

>>216554188
yeah they're all inbred

Mental that my great grandfather butchered Serbs wholesale, and I entirely unknowing of this developed my own deep hatred of the Serbian people.

>>216554201
I like Serbia.

>>216554197
Barely any British people are inbred. Even among the gentry, it is rare. Sick of this stereotype. In university I was on a trip to Spain with my class and one of my classmates, some Pakistani, kept making jokes about Europeans being inbred. When I pointed out over 70% of Pakistanis are dangerously inbred he reported me. Vile liars

>>216553840
I'm trying to see her again next week. She's away for a few days (7th-10th) but said she'd like to see me again after that.

I sent her a message on Monday 3rd asking if she'd be available on Wednesday 12th, which she read but hasn't replied to. She won't reply until at least late on Monday now, I guess. I'm gonna wait until Tuesday morning to see if she replies.

Any tips for becoming friendly with her? We had a good chat last time.

>>216554223
Yes I know you are ignorant and susceptible to propaganda, you don't need to tell me.

That Rebekah Dee lass is just full of piss and vinegar innit

Gasman could come anytime between 8:00 am in the morning and 12:00 pm at midday. I want him to come soon so I can return to sleep

any crack smoking man in?

>>216554229
stop giving (You)s to bait personalities mate.

I love Albanians and I will never stop defending them online and in daily life. Their only crime is being the most successful at crime - the vast majority of Albanians are hospitable, respectful, God fearing people. Our ancient Illyrian brothers - I love you Albania

>>216554315
0.2g cocaine has been deposited through your letterbox

>>216554315
I hear they are very good at crime and have the drug and whore markets on lock

>>216554331
I wish.
>>216554337
They are all 70IQ with zero education, and yet run the most successful mafia outside of Latin America. They are impenetrable to law enforcement, no Albanian will inform or turncoat. It's extremely impressive, and they are proof of the supremacy of ethnocentrism

I wish Spaino would go back to his Spanish vpn :/

catbergs lovely and cozy and warm fast asleep in my bed
bless his little socks

>>216554408
mad how your brain is teeming with parasites

>>216554414
Yeah she's so sexy. Lots of Albanian women are

>>216554408
cute

>>216554396
he was permabanned for posting cp though

>>216554283
what would you do if he asked if he could bum you?

>>216554446
Don't know I don't really think about those types of situations

>>216554408
Post kot

Hate how young I look at 30

Probably because I'm low T isn't it

>>216554502
sun is the biggest cause of skin ageing so it's probably because you're a shut-in like me

>t. 36 year old twink

>>216554502
the 30 years old who looks 17

>>216554396
Spaingod was at the height of his power, absolutely ran the thread but left
>>216554443
No the 4chan hack changed his trip so even if he wanted to I couldn't use it again

>>216554535
Remember seeing some before and after of a guy who got on trt and he looked like he aged about 10 years in a year

It's low T for sure

>>216554544
>if he wanted to I couldn't use it again
Alri spaki bit of a slip there

>>216554426
mad how its not
most toxoplasmosis comes from eating bad meat and touching cat shit, neither of which ive done because i dont live in the third world

Mad how some men go tranny and then don't get bummed - why bother?

I’m impressed by how early SeasideMark wakes up despite being a waster

>>216554577
>he fell for it

>>216554621
Going to sleep early and waking up early sounds great

He's not a waster though

>>216554544
no he was posting cp actually. still does using his botnet

just did a poo

>>216554621
alcoholics have disruptive sleep

Pitching a tent thinking about Dua Lipa bumhole

>>216553970
That was me.

the wife

>>216554820
corrrrrrrrr

miss the emoji april fool event tbqh

From the front my face is alright but my side profile is atrocious
I will never be loved

greetings niggas

>>216554820
I work at a hotel. I once walked in on a sheboon taking a shit. The smell was indescribably vile. Would do it again in a heart beat.

Matched with a very Christian girl on hinge and feeling out of my depth
I'm not godly or pious enough
Go to church but that's about it
Shiiieeeeeet

>>216554859
you a little chinky man?

Right, I am actually gonna shut up about the escort for a few days, lads. She won't respond till at least Monday 10th now, most likely Tuesday 11th depending on when she's back, if she even does. I will try to focus on other stuff this weekend. I am sorry for posting so much, it's just my thoughts are a bit jumbled and I do value what you lads say <3

Any good films/tv shows I can watch to take my mind off things? Aside from that I'm gonna do some running, reading, and weights. Gonna try to not post about escorts until Monday 10th at minimum.

toil drinks start at 11am fuck me ill be standing on a table swinging my knob about by 5pm

so emmayank just likes poo not just emma watson's poo this changes my opinion of him and his gimmick which I now find disturbing and weird

>>216554886
As in Chinese no

>>216554893
nigga shut the fuck up

>>216554921
as in a little asian person, lot of them suffer from atrocious side profiles

mad how a yank has never had a single good gimmick. even shit Australian humour runs laps around them

any peng tings on?

>>216554968
*raises bum*

>>216554966
same can be said for you lot as well

Moodily eating spaghetti like Tony Soprano

>>216554980
Fuck off you unfunny cunt

jobinterviewtoil loometh

>>216554980
oo eck

>>216554989
you mustn't know who i am, the gimmick king

going to kill myself in one hour. i’m all ready. just wanted to say goodbye

>>216554956
men need to read more

>>216555008
Fat bloke who copes with family trauma and lack of direction in life with pretending to be a woman on an incel image board

>>216555038
Don’t go

>>216555041
First draft of your autobiography?

>>216555008
any suicide-for-attention attempts lately? or did you make that up for some attention on an anonymous forum?

>>216555038
ciao

>>216555040
Andrew Tate was right about reading

>>216555038
if you kil yourself you're gay

if you're reading this post you're now chinese

>>216555096
便便

Sat in my smeggy council HMO browsing the Christmas section of an upper end butchers near me and fantasising about when I'll have a family and be able to prepare a goose for everyone

Probably never happen tbf as I'm a contemptible, incorrigible little vf

>>216555096
oh herro dere

我正在拉屎

having a bonfire night in rorke's arse

>>216555108
i butchered your mums upper end

>>216555074
Been to shag your horse today?

That’s a spaki dogshit zinger

中国語読めないわ

>>216554893
Cant even choose a film without external validation - literally a woman's brain

literally no reason to hate kiwi posters yet here we are

>>216555038
you're not though

Just got bummed by a Great Dane

remember when that happy minions song was every where. better times

>>216555145
:/

going to live myself

>>216555156
you havent posted a piccy for the lads in a while. What's up with that?

>>216555220
Zoinks!

>>216555085
nah

rorke having a british brekkie

>>216555281
Prove you’re Brazilian

Australians are so evil, give him some eucalyptus leaves you bastards

i'm rorke

the cronem are in their REM sleep now, please be mindful

i really want to see her dick

>>216555038
Cody, don't cry, I know
You're trying your hardest, and the hardest part is letting
Go of the nights we shared
Ocala is calling, and you know it's haunting
But compared to your eyes
Nothing shines quite as bright
And when we look to the sky
It's not mine, but I want it so

venusberg

>>216555096
\_/

I lowkey have invented many gimmicks here that you lot use daily.

Not a fan of the new fifa update x

>>216555348
latinx king

>>216555348
why does he refuse to have sex

>>216555346
you invented being a little gay boy didn't you?

>>216555346
youre a worm

>>216555366
i love the CPU passing around the back all game with 75% possession and 98% passing accuracy

>>216555386
Man of god

any gormless bum in?

>>216555424
i invented you

>>216555441
>CPU

on GOD we're all hoping seasideMARK is down Sandford Lane tonight

I made /brit/ what it is, blood sweat and tears

>>216555489
sorry im unc

nofap makes me gay

some zoomers were on the bus today and the girl said 'goofy ahh' unironically with an american accent

just seen a hard drive play fifa

>>216555477
alri yakub

>>216555521
based, no room for uncs in society anymore

>>216555348
Mmmmhm

>>216555521
bro is chopped fr

>>216555542
dont make me un-invent you

top 5 diddy gooner moments

singing smile by lilly allen and lowkey eating and leaving no crumbs

>>216554905
bizarre youre surprised at all

currently reading rorke to filth

I'm scared lads where is /brit/

>>216555386
he's a fag!

Better than the beatles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

>>216555663
haha

witnessed a paki stealing some coconut water from iceland earlier

SUN IS IN THE SKY OH WHY OH WHY WOULD I WANNA BE ANYWHERE ELSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4T2SqCGKds

>>216555711
were you in iceland with him?

just cringed at something that happened 7 years ago

Wish she’d shit in my gob.

>>216555711
Witnessed some lil niglets shooting fireworks at busses yesterday

>>216555711
coconuts cant grow on Iceland you mong

he's lost his aura

yanks have a thing for farts and poo

Just got raped by a pod of bull dolphins

Used to be partial to farts but belly stuffing weight gain and burps then became my main fetish

Just witnessed an elderly woman getting railed by a gang of Somalis

DRIVE UNCLE

*incoherent 80IQ mumbling*

UNCLE THEY'RE STABBING ME

*...my car broooo*

>>216555850
Alri Hank Hill

>>216555862
howd that happen

A week after dying his hair mark has shaved it all off

did they achieve world peace at the villa game

>>216555943
Would gladly cut this bastard’s throat if it meant helping are Tim get back on his feet.

>>216555954
they got islamists shouting allahu akbar

nobis pro lemma vobis

Stuck on the work toilet nursing a spicy bowel movement. Can't go back to my desk until its cleared, its been fifteen minutes. Bossbergs gonna be livid

>>216555967
tim doesn't want to be on his feet

let's talk about suicide
what methods you lads planning to top yourselves with then?

has anyone ever drawn comic book style a dick shagging a pregnant woman and the xray of the womans uterus shows the infant sucking the dick

>>216555985
live to death

hitler was so heckin wholesome amirite guys

>>216555998
I'm calling the police

>>216556019
on what? there's nothing there

>>216556025
some burger idiot will see this and say "this doesn't make sense though!!!!"

>>216555998
spaino mate....

>>216556014
he didn't put any of his citizens in prison for twitter posts that much I know

>>216556065
ikr he was the best

>>216556055
>>216556068
you never saw it. you just copied the link from those other posts

The pooberg

>>216556088
not sure what mong version of 4chan you're using

>>216556115
cant prove that was ever on here

>>216556124
just did

>>216556113
t. Emma Watson

Lol

when I walked into new officetoil toilets for the first time there was a bloke in the cubicle and when i went to use it after him because i have pee shyness and small willy shyness, he said i woudnt use that m8 implying the smell should dissipate first

i wish i could be that brazen about my poos because i would have walked out sheepishly and kept my head down as everyone commented to each other about the smell in the bathroom

>>216556136
that screenshot was made on ms paint

shit in me arse

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1OJ2t7WV10

business idea: poorinals

>>216556212
no there isnt. your arse is clean as a whistle after i sneak attacked in the middle of the night and licked it out

>>216556224
Also known as toilets.

notice how certain posters mysteriously vanish when they dont get any attention?

>>216556247
but hang them high on the wall so you have to wear stilettos use them and dont have walls

>>216555998
what the fuck

cumming on a woman's pie

>>216556200
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216548832/#216555998

>>216556282
niga that post was made years ago. you def didnt see it . stop stealing helen lovejoy valour

>>216556292
ktim and why my auntie won’t allow me back at Thanksgiving gatherings.

>>216556318
>>216556318
>>216556318

>>216556316
wog off u gay little neek

>>216556305
yanberg cannot adjudicate the contents of a foreign website. nowt he can do

>>216556113
Did a MUCH bigger one this morning