Thread 216551692

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>>216549933

dogshit thread

>>216551748
Dogshit general tbqh.

Recently found out that my GF has had sweet pickles her entire life and never even tried dill pickles

We have bonded over our love of pickles for years before this but I only like dill pickles.. It's like a betrayal of sorts

Baby come back

>>216551757
That’s fucked up. I love dill pickles and hate sweet pickles.

>>216551757
no one cares faggot

>>216551759
My pick would probably be
https://youtu.be/HijLPAVA81M

>>216551757
try some real pickles, they're extra good with spices and all that non-jewish shit

Clues by Sam solved in a minute and twelve seconds

Pic is where spinny moved to.

>>216551780
the female mind could never comprehend

Northeast US is based

>>216551676
You are Jewish

What aut/o/ do cumtards drive?

>>216551825
You are brown and a weakling

>>216551830
A rav4

>>216551830
I will get my mom's base 2014 subaru legacy once I get my license, but I would like to drive a lincoln town car or crown vic.

>>216551830
Lexus

Ever tried gambling and gooning at the same time?

I love my husband :3

>>216551830
VW Jetta Diesel

>>216551830
Mercedes

>>216551859
i worry i'd blow a load and on loss and create a mental coupling. imagining getting turned in by gambling losses. you'd die the death of a drug addict.

I've alienated everyone that's meant anything to me
Now what

>>216551692 (OP)
Nyan nyan nyan

>>216551855
Cool

>>216551858
>>216551885
Yeah but which one?

My Melody tbqh lads

>>216551855
I like it. Looks classy but not pretentious

>>216551830
2001 Toyota corolla with 400k miles on it

Nice fed data collection post btw.

>>216551899
I already do that when I get findommed

>>216551932
>Nice fed data collection post btw.
Yeah what the fucks would fed do with tard car collection

>>216551924
Agreed anon. Perfect description.
>>216551855
Nice ride. Too bad there's a w*man driving it.

cumbums

>>216551830
i dont have a car. i drive my parentberg's car

>>216551948
They can use it to lock on to the target and shoot their brain control beams to make incels commit spree shootings. It's all part of their extensive plan to enact common sense gun control laws and obliterate the 2nd ammendment.

>>216551915
Same, except no one ever meant anything to me in the first place

>>216551830
weiner-mobile

>>216551932
I've got a camry with like 240k miles on it. i like how it drives even though it reeks of gasoline and cigs

>>216551855
considered buying this back in 2012 but the SVT transmissions are dogshit so I didn't

>>216551977
Your cigs, or do you mean from a previous owner

>>216551932
>>216551977
supremely, unfathomably, and unequivocably based

gotta get some top slop

>>216552002
Glowies can't hack into older cars to make them drive into a wall. Only cars after 2011 or so have the remote access virus built in.

>t. Remembers Vault 7

>>216552000
From a previous owner, a venezuelan who spoke no english and talked to me through a translation app lol
only cost me like 2k

I'm gay

>>216552036
>vault 7
this is beyond grim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vault_7

>>216552042
Hello gay, I'm dad

>>216552036
I remember reading some case awhile back of some journalist associated with like a whistleblower or something who myseriously died in a car accident.
no doubt in my mind they've ways to fuck you up if they so want to

>>216552068
I thought you od'd on heroin. What're you doing in Canada? Is it nice and cold you prick

What would you guys do in this situation?

>>216552065
>The Vault 7 release led the CIA to redefine WikiLeaks as a "non-state hostile intelligence service."[8] In July 2022, former CIA software engineer Joshua Schulte was convicted of leaking the documents to WikiLeaks,[9] and in February 2024 sentenced to 40 years' imprisonment, on espionage counts and separately to 80 months for child pornography counts.
yjk they planted that shit on his harddrive

>>216552102
You can tell she'd be fat.

>>216552041
Have you looked into using an ozone generator to neutralize the smell?
https://youtu.be/RYKpKMFIdGQ

>>216552077
>who myseriously died in a car accident
There's been dozens of such cases. A lot of times the car bursts into flames too, and they usually follow the same pattern of the car suddenly accelerating to absurdly high speeds before colliding into some structure.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/UTpvJ1U08_Y

Sorry for annoying commentary but I couldn't find this video anywhere else. It's been basically scrubbed from any search results

>>216552085
Isn't this song supposed to be kinda sad?

>>216552102
Impregnate 3-4 times and start fucking whores on the side. Either she gets fit or deal with it

>>216552036
>>216552065
>>216552107
>>216552126
Take your meds

>>216552102
She’s fat in the first photo. It looks like the sort of image fat girls use on dating apps. It’s deceptive at a glance, but you get a sliver of a fat arm, or a camera angle only used by someone with something to hide, etc

>>216552109
Yeah. There's sometimes anomalies but usually you can tell which ones will balloon up into land whales. Just look at their upper arm and their elbow area. If they have blubbery looking fat in either of those places they are gonna explode in weight in the next 5 - 10yrs

>>216552138
Fat girls always take every picture from the chest up angle. If every picture they have public is from that angle you're 100% dealing with a fatty

I wish I was still young

>>216551876
Are you gay?

You look like this

>>216552160
https://youtu.be/3yZGKBU-kGU

>>216552102
Bro stop spamming this everywhere. It’s not even interesting.

we look like this

>>216552170
I'm older than I thought. Korea is wannabe Japan to me

>>216552126
Eh I don't buy it. The wikipedia says she wasnt dead but had critical burn injuries and then died in the hospital
I don't see anything in her bio that would indicate anyone had any reason to kill her. The only thing kind of suspicious is the conflicting account of the coroner v.s lapd, as the coroner claimed she didnt have drugs in her system, whereas lapd said she was under the influence

>>216552186
This is literally anti white girl propaganda he wants you to marry an Asian he is clearly a jewish agent who wants to brainwash and kill you

>>216552136
There is nothing schizo about the idea that the CIA would plant cp on somebody who leaked a bunch of classified shit to wikileaks
that seems plenty plausible to me

Why is it always mediocre white men who have yellow fever instead of being attracted to their own race?

>>216552188
can I take a moose ride

>>216552107
>yjk they planted that shit on his harddrive
Maybe. It's a bit more nuanced though from what I recall. I did a lot of research on this case a while back, it isn't like he outright denied having those files. He was hosting some sort of server for retarded shitposters and allowed pretty much unrestricted access. His argument was that there was a ton of random files people uploaded onto it and he had no way of knowing everything on there. It was planted, but it's hard to say whether it was done by evil glowies or by malicious shitposters and then they just used to against him while looking for any kind of dirt to weaponize

>>216552216
Nah they stomp the shit out of you if you get close to them

>>216552188
How the fuck are the liberals going to move to Canada now if BLUMPF has literally stopped all travel in the United States?

>>216552223
Even if you're dressed as Santa?

I hate moose and I want them all dead

>>216552216
meese are rather ornary I would not recommend getting close to them

>>216552192
I thought the same but then I found out she used to date Ellen. Who for years had a public talkshow with a set designed identical to the temple on epsteins Island. Might just be coincidence but I'm not so sure.

>>216552188
It’s crazy how big these fellas are.

>>216552238
>>216552223
why the heck haven't you tamed a moose yet so I can go for a moose ride wtf guys

s_x

>>216552234
Santa has reindeer not moose

Fellas, is it gay to kiss your homies to sleep?

>>216552248
sorry bud

>I'll drop a caribou
>I'll tell on yoooouu

>>216552243
Seems like a pretty common case celeb who was molested as a child gets into drug and dies
I don't think there's anything deeper to this one desu

most of me does not wish to live anymore

Would you exchange your citizenship for Norwegian citizenship?

>>216552280
Probably.
I used to love Canada, but now I just live here.

VGH this is what AI used to be about…
(they took this from you…)

>>216552280
Maybe if it came with a great job and a place to live or a hefty lump sum of cash. Otherwise it wouldn’t make sense for me.

>>216552279
But part of you tells you to live on

>>216552280
probably not but I am apparently Norwegian so

>>216552298
not super keen on going to hell

>>216552298
Alcohol

>>216552280
yes. I'll work on an oil rig or suck a dick. Anything to get out of this hateful, backwards, spiraling dump

drinking milk

Wtf am i doing with my life

>>216552456
Living it

why do wignats always brag that only white people can drink milk or eat steak?

are they aware that Mestizos drink milk and eat steak all the time?

>>216552489
have you considered not being brown

It's simple. We kill the batman

Another for you spinny. Please come back.

>>216552497
Steak has bigger lore in Mestizo cultures and throughout Iberia-America than it does in northern europe funnily enough

Imagine a world without Americans and Tech Workers.

Star of the City... Elster... Adler... Allen... It's all connected.

And then one day
For no reason at all

RIFKY ZENA came into Power.

PERSEUS sends their regards.

- PAX ARMATA

>>216552517
Imagine a world with my foot up your ass

>>216552513
Honestly, your drawings are pretty good. You should stop simping.

>>216551779
this

>>216552517
Forgot to add image lole.

You're getting replaced and you'll be happy about it.

Escape from New York while you still can.

Watch the Snake Plissken movie about it.

Take a look at yourself
What do you see

>>216552554
Spinny's future husband.

>>216552554
I see Junior

>>216552554
sneed

>>216552516
ok don't care but stop being brown

>>216552554
Just a hot dude. Lookin for some action, jah feel?

what color do you dye your hair

>>216552511
kek

>>216552645
blond. I was already blond but getting old sucks

>>216552645
I don't dye my hair but I am blond

>>216552684
piss up a rope

>>216552554
this

Gentlemen prefer blond

There isn't enough beer in the world

>>216552717
Wouldn't it be gentleWOMEN in this case since you guys are all guys??????????? thank you

>>216552727
Brew more at home

i hate flying

>>216552684
My hair used to be auburn but turned black, I'm not going to dye it thank you

>>216552746
That sounds expensive

>>216552764
Who are your other anime waifus besides Lum

>>216552764
Hair can do that?

Must’ve

>>216552781
yeah it just turned black

birds getting lazy these days

Thoughts on sam Adams Boston lager

just let me disappear

>>216552768
I guess asuka, minako aino

>>216552822
Gets the job done.

>waifus
>plural

Did basically nothing all day again. Tomorrow will be more productive.

>>216552761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF1qQJEeoaQ

>>216552832
But asuka is a bitch

>>216552853
really?

>>216552860
But she is attractive what are yours? thank you

>>216552781
My hair was blond until I was 7.

>>216552894
Caulifla, tomo takino, kagami hiiragi

VHG, one friend of mine has an android phone

>>216552913
Is your dick hair blonde?

>>216552946
No ;(

>>216552947
Yeah and

>>216552554
a beautiful mf

>>216552946
Every blonde friend I've had has told me their pubic hair isn't blonde when I asked. It seems like blonde pubic hair is rarer than I thought thank you

do people actually remember what they learned in highschool

>>216552991
If you do CS+Math and engiNIGGERing, 100%

do people actually remember what they had for breakfast yesterday

my pubic hair is a dirty blonde. I assume if it got more sun it'd be lighter

>>216552991
Some stuff I guess. If I had to write an essay I could still do it.

>>216553023
Just out of curiosity, why do American girls like to dye their hair blonde so much? Is it because American guys like blondes? You guys like more Northern-European looking girls?

>>216553023
Two eggs+whole wheat tost+a peach+a cup of black coffee

>>216553023
yeah, nothing

>>216552972
worst azu

>>216553064
*toast

>>216552942
everyone has one

I'm burned out.just let me have a little pick up and a modest house in nowhere Wyoming and let me go

>>216553104
so just move to wyoming then

*pulls down my pants and immediately a massive diarrhea deluge ejects from my ass at such speed it splatters over the entire floor of the /cum/ lounge with a little bit hitting each of the walls as well and even tiny spots on the ceiling, and then walks out of the room*

>>216553112
I can't. I'm afraid to be happy

>>216553132
ok well shut up then

>>216553064
too much.

>>216552985
you go around asking women the color of their pubic hair?

>>216553141
he just stares at dudes weiners in the locker room

>>216553141
Não, eu perguntei para os meu amigos loiros

>>216553150
kkkkkkkkk q porra de pergunta é essa

>>216553137
NO!

listening to jazz

>>216553156
Eu perguntei se eles tinham o cabelo do pau loiro, mas isso já faz anos eu não tenho mais amigos e eu não tenho namorada

I miss my dad

wish i wasnt retarded

Who is Lum and why does this guy interested in her bra?

>>216553177
i can be your step dad. we can go backpacking together

>>216553193
Normies will never know how hard it is to constantly be the dumbest person in group projects at school or college

>>216553202
The worst part about being dumb is that it doesn't get you any empathy. There's nothing socially wrong with shitting on a stupid person. It's okay even to hate them for their stupidity, even though there's nothing they can do about it
.

>>216553197
Ok. Will play catch with me and finish building the treehouse?

Meet me at the neighborhood gazebo

>>216553196
dumb(inferior) space bitch who wont leave our hustler alone to chase hoes

>>216553196
it's tiger striped. it's cool

>>216553220
we'll finish it together buddy :)

>>216553218
get wiser nigga, read a book

got drunk and gave into the food delivery app jew

Better than Shinobu

Anyone here raised by a single parent? Please specify mother or father

>>216553246
yeah UR MOM LAMOOOO xDDDDDD

ayo this nigga ahhhh
readin a book

>>216553239
Knowledge doesn't make you wise and neither does intelligence, themselves being separate things. However, it is true that by increasing your knowledge and making use of your brain makes it function more effectively, like a trained muscle.

>>216553244
objectively false

>>216553196
She is an 18 year old anime girl with fair skin and blue eyes and she wears a tiger striped bikini thank you

>>216553246
momberg

>>216553246
mostly only my mother but i have 5 siblings so never felt alone

>>216553287
Are you white?

https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVQ8KjZv

If you don't take this poll your mom will have sex tonight

Spinny come back.

>>216553246
Just mom, still mom

>>216553268
There's a fundamental limitation to intelligence or rather how much you can train your brain. Although anecdotal at best, it could explain why everyone, even after adequate training, cannot outsmart truly intellectual people.

>>216553327
none of those decribe me

>>216553319
pardo

>>216553343
no shit nigga

>>216553369
why are you cockblocking my mom dude

>>216553375
she's an std ridden whore and needs to go back to her containment zone

>>216551692 (OP)

hi,

>>216553351

>>216553330
>>216553305
> >216553290
> >216553278 (these are the usual)

thanks

>>216553382
That was too far

This is spinny.

am NOT coming in to work on sunday like I thought I had to

>>216553343
Intelligence nerdo dork shit doesn't make sense to study unless it directly gets you $$
you're just wasting your time
Why would I waste my one lifetime studying some stupid irrelevant crap like how protons electromagantize magnetic fields or whatever

about to do the boethia quest in oblivion. i always love this one.

Everything past Morrowind is hot garbo.

>>216553439
i didnt bring up the topic of money tho.

>>216551692 (OP)

>>216553430
ban evasion

I am once again asking for this person to be rangebanned or his posts spam filtered. thanks

>>216553432
There's no way spinny is this cute.

>>216553432
das midfoind o algo
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216101534/#216101751

>>216553458
daggerfall*

I'm not a bad person, just a loser

>>216553487
Terrible outfit.

>>216553461
Idc what you did or did not bring up

>>216553430
>>216553452
>>216553473

hate it when a tranny is hot but they have a weird micropenis

>>216553504
Every bad person says that

>>216553458
>>216553490
they're all great

need a white bitch

>>216553528
t. odd howard

I'm a nerd but i pretend to be a jock because i'm insecure about my intelligence

>>216553516
Would you care if I massaged your penis?

Im a nerd appearance wise but I could beat any meathead in a debate on sports

>>216553539
he didn't work on all of them. he started with redguard.

not only do i not look like a nerd, i am also not a nerd

>>216553565
aint nobody that gives half a damn about arena, unc

i'm a jock but i wish i was a nerd so women would care about my intelligence and not use me for my penis and muscles

>>216553579
daggerfall was before redguard.

i look like a retard cause i am a retard

>>216553576
I look like a stereotypical nerdy jew

Finished my book. Now onto the next.............

>>216553587
I said arena, ya twat

I'm making walkable cities in Cities Skyline 2

>>216553626
maybe you should make your way outside and touch some grass, NYIGGAAAAAAA

thinking about dickgirls
again..

>>216553644
nigga that's gay

I'm reading the o.g incel poet

>>216553644
better be with balls

goodnight

>reading
when did /cum/ get so many nerds?

is twitter AI upscaling pics why do they all have that oil painting look now

>>216551757
I dislike all pickles

canadians be like
"this fermented cucumber too spicy"

the only books i read are hentai

>>216551830
corolla

watching king of the hill

>>216553693
of course. only subhumans like futa/dickgirls without balls or with pussies

only subhumans like futa/dickgirls*

i like trannies but not futa

i want to eat something delicious

for me, it's nyl2

Buktime. Tiem 2 rede s buk.

coffee time

>>216552107
Of course

Ever just pop a couple Tylenol, just because you want to relax?

>>216553626
used to love C:S but even though I bought CS2 I played it once iunno

>>216553761
i'm in the mood for lasagna. not even good lasgna, just a square of a stouffer's would do me. scratching at my chin though, i'm in a pretty busy city. i wonder if there's a slophouse italian place that either delivers or does pick up this hour... nah, forget it. overpriced, make me shit, soak up the alcohol. three strikes.

>>216553879
You sound like a writer.

garfield ass nigga

>>216553879
I have half a pan of costco lasagna in the fridge...

>>216553879
No place is open at 2am, maybe some crack-den

i can make pancakes but i'm so nude and comfy under these sheets

>>216553909
this is one of those all night cities. i guarantee there is a buffet with some nasty tray of lukewarm lasagna, (that i would pay the $44 entry fee for and devour) were i more sober.

>>216553984
if you give me a ride. they got all kinds of restaurants in there though, we don't need the buffet. they got panda express, in n' out, shit they got a boweling alley and a bar! screw the food, let's get drunk, and without a doubt, every time, someone manages to injure a knuckle in one of those things.

>>216553974
>>216553879
You sound like a dandy

I'd get late night in n out with a /cum/mie

>>216554089
only in temperament. i'm ollie the magic bum in appearance.

Haha what if there was a r63 jeff the killer with huge tits and she said "goon to sleep" lol

https://x.com/FedeItaliano76/status/1986399460352512399

bros what the fuck

yeah i'm not opening that link and getting a virus
nice try though

OMFG we’re both boys! We’re not supposed to be playing with our wieners together like this >_<

Mmmph it feels so good though. Come here, let’s rub them together~

you're into trannys because you're closet gay
i'm into trannys because i hate women
we are not the same

>>216554242
*cums instantly*

>>216554294
s-sorry T_T

>>216554281
a fag, and a quickshot. you've really got your work cut out for you.

zesty ahh thread

>>216554269
I love women, which is why I dress and act like one and make men happy

>>216554314
being a quickshot isn't a big deal if you're a bottom

and everyone in /cum/ is a bottom bitch...

>>216554269
>incel to troon out pipeline

on one hand I shouldn't discriminate against people based on their sexuality
on the other hand most faggots are obnoxious whores

>>216554434
i'm not gay but would definitely be a top if i was

all these incels are definitely gonna troon out
they're gonna grow their hair out and take estrogen and wear little skirts with fishnets and post their cute little gocks online uunnnnffffff

>>216554467
*if I were
Conditional hypothetical

/cum/ is mostly just prison gays

>>216554483
4channel is

Revolting thread

can't imagine missing sex so badly that you resort to fucking men
just jerk off you nigger
cant miss what you never had maybe

>>216554437
an interesting phenomenon I see on the internet is the incel to wannabe troonfucker pipeline.

some of the most deluded people around: looking for insane 10/10 unicorn trannies who are 100% feminine with a benis...as if they'd have a chance with a 6/10 girl let alone the rarest troon in the universe

new

>>216554380
>>216554380
>>216554380

>>216554526
>people are sexually attracted to the most attractive people
such an interesting phenomenon, this needs to be studied

>>216554559
pointing out your manlet incel ass has no chance