Thread 216558370

lily allen edish

alri lads im here now hows it foi-(gets teleported into the evil nigger rape dimension)

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

been roaming about the house with a very serious cross look on my face mumbling and muttering incoherently trying to recall whichever point in my life it was where I deluded myself into thinking I could come anywhere close to resembling a normal person and very loudly saying things like “WHY would you do that” and “WHAT did you think would happen” that sort of thing

>>216558447
been there done that

>>216558473
ktim

>>216558370 (OP)
seasideMARK is out with his gf tonight dee lads. And you?

>>216558465
simp loser

>>216558447
Me as the evil nigger ready to rape you

I will be drinking some beers and watching a Yank explore empty shopping 'malls' as they cry them over there.

>>216558370 (OP)
her new album is decent for real

>Veteran, 100, says winning WW2 'wasn't worth it' because of UK's sorry state
um

mad how

>>216558495
thumbnail looks vaguely tf2 coded

>>216558484
mad how that fat jobless dosser can find a gf and i can't

>>216558465
genuinely think smoking crack would be less damaging to the brain than consistently consuming this sort of autistic retard porn addict content

>>216558482
quite literally doing this right now
in fact I only opened the thread so that I could blog about it because I got overwhelmed by what I was thinking about and needed a break from the mumbling and mutteringp

>>216558522
I thought it was sfm

>>216558484
i'm at work on a Saturday supporting the niggers and welfare frauds while my ex-gf is no doubt getting railed by a big dick chad as we speak

>>216558525
brilliant post

>>216558514
A bit fascistic innit

ok google big boobys images

Techno is boring shite
If it's not 2 step I'm not skanking

met this bloke at the park yesterday who told me he smokes weed to control his nonce urges. i uped and got out the joint lick-idly split like

incelwalk time

pork pie wank

Who put 50p in Heathermong?

>>216558514
:(

mad how british people wear slippers, lol, they so random

shagging a deflated basketball

i love bees. buzz buzz buzz! lovely little things

>>216558569
>lick-idly
bit of a mouthful

>>216558494
>>216558525
>>216558541
neurotic freaks

>>216558096
The reason for her infatuation wiith pochita was because she yearned for a relationship of equals, something ordinarily unobtainable for an incredibly powerful being whose instinct is to control, but despite her nature she still wanted love and true human experiences, not fake love through manipulation (as seen with Aki) and mimicked human behaviours
Its something she desires so badly that she's even brought to tears at the sight of love during her cinema date with Denji, it's a great scene that really drives home just how lonely and pitiful Makima actually is

Cutting my arms off and replacing them with tennis rackets from 1974

>>216558514
leftypol repeatedly asking him what he means by that until he says something racist

>>216558569
wonder if he goes through a violent werewolf like transformation when he runs out

>>216558421
all batty bandits

shagging a cock with my cock

>>216558514
my grandfather was a nazi and he was very fond of england and english people and believed that both our nations should have united to bring down the soviet union

>>216558611
Remember when you used to pretend to be Christian

>>216558608
shut up

dtfic <3

>>216558619
chyeah, into your dad!!

screhm bobulomblo

>>216558611
corrrr the tummydem

dont know what my grandfather thinks, if he talks we tell him to fuck up and dock the pocket money he earns doing to chores around the house

>>216558608
good post

thinking about how my dad using to fuck my mum

Melt

>>216558421
didnt that chud get kicked by his dad? lmoa

fascinated by this kiwi who seems to be living in the trailer park boys world

>>216558683
he got his dad arrested over "physical assault", his dad chest bumped him LMFAO

>>216558653
me when wandsworth prison asks which inmate we should accidentally release next

>>216558653
read this post out loud with a low retarded drawl and started spazing my hand in a mongy pincer shape like a retard and my mum saw and asked what the fuck I was doing

saw autechre last night, the gf was grinding her large arse against my willy for most of it, was quite heavenly aha

>>216558667
>docking an old scousers pocket money he uses to buy newspapers and werthers
kill yourself

>>216558703
jayest post to ever jay in the history of /birt/

*dubstep music*

SUH SUH SUH SUH SUH SUH SUH SUH

SCREAMING IN A PAKIS FACE

BBBBBRRRRRRRR

BRRBRRURHRUR

>>216558696
>>216558700
high T posts
men with A10 eyes destined to define history, eras and epochs

>>216558724
its true though, sorry lad

*walks into brit with swimming goggles on my head on a towel over my shoulder*

>>216558690
He's not actually in New Zealand

Have realised I am based

>go to pub yesterday
>as i'm walking in 3 zoomers with zoomercuts and puffer jackets walk out
They ALL look and dress the same and they look ridiculous

what if women had one singular boob

>>216558747
*presents my gaped arsehole ready for you to drive in*

>>216558750
but are you red-pilled? and therein lies the question

>>216558752
Cider. Pint of.

>>216558637
hes a christian gooner
we exist ok

>>216558771
*fucking rapes your arse off*

feel like SHIT and toilberg won't leave me alone

>>216558633
Two generations ago three quarters of my family were committed National Socialists - they all felt the same

>>216558787
well that solves that mystery scoob

>>216558802
No they weren't

>>216558802
now it’s just you lol

>>216558802
what happened to them mate

heinz beans and sausages sometimes only have a few sausages
but ive seen this brand called stockwells and it always has EIGHT sausages

Get the cafe skinny jeans picture reposted

>>216558860
those sausages are grim

>>216558861
That's me done


Time to log off I guess

>>216558861
dtfic in the fucking mud

>>216558861
Dunelm

>>216558886
i like the sausages that are swirled up with a stick through them but I dont think they'd fit in the tin

>>216558845
woke got em

moo deng poo peng

Sophie, aged 12, was last seen in Wollongong at 6.15pm on Thursday, 6 November 2025.

can smelly my own bum from a mile away

>>216558860
Stockwell is just tesco own brand

steamingtoil looms

>>216558979
shared in Ipswich hun x

>>216558997
What we havin and how many

>>216558817
Already had this discussion with a doubting Kraut - check the archives Pajeet
>>216558831
Exactly
>>216558845
Old age

>>216558997
Nice lad, I'm going down to london after work. Love a few train beers

>>216558979
>12
she looks like a council estate mum

>>216559004
Are you really Albanian?

>>216559004
vpn award

>>216558612
yh I get you, but seeing how bossy natuya can be. chainsaw man would've been the sub aha. for her all her ambitions for having an equal relationship she still mindbroke denji. buuuttt the result doesn't change her somewhat cute initial intentions

death devil seems to have got the meta down. tho it's easier for her than makima who couldn't supress her nature like her sisters(except war devil). 4 horseman lives are a pain tho, they should just go back to hell and chill out. I'm still sore for the lad who tried being nice to crying famine devil after his mates were harsh on her

>>216559034
who knows

>>216559058
are you dua lipa

>>216558637
I don't

Emily, aged 13, was last seen in Maitland at 2.30pm on Monday. 3 November 2025.

rorke the kind of nigga to scream cannon ball then politely get in the pool

>>216559058
I really really like Albania

>>216559071
cronem fodder

chinese niggas loading up nintendogs an say "i ken wait to pray cookin mama"

some disturbing posting going on in this thread

>>216559034
dont be stupid

>>216559011
bottle of very gay looking organic red wine for starters then I've got a bit more than half a bottle of the singleton 12 to see me through and that is more than enough so if I wake up and I've also got some paki on a bike beers delivered I will not be happy

gone post office and got meself 3 battered sosij and a can of rio
£9 in all. total joke

>>216559118
was not aware the post office started doing food

gonna get a youtube documentary about /brit/ once the aussie nonce gets caught

Tori, aged 13, was last seen in Tuggerah on Thursday, 6 November 2025.

>>216559141
we should have had one when the sheikh got v&

>>216559126
based

this is why I hate remembrance sunday and everything, just feels like the average native brit is being mocked with it

>>216559086
Mental that you see that and that's your first thought

>>216559145
>>216559145

>>216559126
he's done 'em there

>>216559136
chippy next door i said about it earlier so assumed everyone was waiting for my follow up x

>>216559126
senile treacherous piece of shit should die and go to hell already

>>216559162
No that's only the 3rd or maybe 4th but I can't legally type the other ones

>>216559175
haha i must've missed that one x

>>216559126
& he's right. All Britain had to do was stay out of it, at the most offer relief in the form of supplies and facilitating evacuations to America - instead we lost our country forever

>>216559180
image is prob too gory for /int/

>>216559180
the men who stormed those beaches would not be on your side and you know it

>>216559209
they would've backed their country over the genocidal german war machine

>>216559153
WOT DID EW SAY? THEY DIED FUR AR ROIGHT TA VOTE, EW BLOODY TRAI-UH

i stormed the beaches of the Halo Ring but nobody asks me to be on This Morning

who will the ww2 veterans be voting for

those comment are full of baby boomers who lived off the post war boom, the hippy generation, God deserters homolovers aka scum

crabs
lobsters
crayfish

crayfish
lobsters
crabs

Don't mind me. Just wasting time at toil.

>>216558514
so he would have preferred to have lost and got killed would he?

>>216559231
not if they got hit with a beam of light that showed them the future of the United Kingdom (the present), they would have dropped their weapons where they stood

>>216559271
allergic to them me

stick a banana straight up my ass

ever look up porn in your town just to see if your gf is monkeying around

>>216559299
End in a stalemate and have the jews and poles continue getting killed
NOT MY PROBLEM

>>216559336
yeah but to see if there's anyone i know getting their tits out. There's one lass from school who had an Onlyfans but it's so dead there's no leaks

>>216559336
Petrol station I go to twice a week was featured in a FakeTaxi video, one of the classic ones too

The wartime generation voted en masse for Clement Attlee and maintained the social democratic postwar consensus for 30 years.
That said most weren't really politically motivated, neither of my granddads were especially political and both were in the RAF during the war. There were a decent number like those that went to fight Franco in Spain but most men who fought did so because they either had to or wanted to.
The war is massively propagandised but it really wasn't that long ago. People just fought for their mates beside them.

and the latest on gta vi?

>>216559369
So they were nationalistic, and socialists? Is that what you're telling me?

suckign a pipeline punch

>>216559396
Patriotic* get your head out of the gutter

The missus with her best friends on their girls' night out

No one in the office knows I've got a 1kg blood sausage rammed up my arse and securely plugged

>>216558465
arr rook same. not even memeing

>>216559412
Vichy France best France

>>216559071
why are so many people going missing

watching british people on cctv

>>216559304
>not if they got hit with a beam of light that showed them the future of the United Kingdom (the present), they would have dropped their weapons where they stood
Absolutely delusional. Britain in 1940 was a fucking shithole if you didn't live in a small leafy town in the home counties, and was only about 5-10 years removed from hunger marches and mass general strikes. It's not like Britain pre-1945 was All Creatures Great and Small and suddenly became Kidulthood as soon as old Adolf topped himself.

>>216559455
ktim, i like to study them, see how they walk, their mannerisms, their average age etc, british people don't even feel real sometimes

*Drops to my hands and knees and exposes asshole to the nearest CCTV camera*

never been in love lads

>>216559417
Why do you fantasise about being cucked?

>>216559417
giwtwm (any of them)

The creation of a Rorke (2025)

>>216559466
Better to be poor amongst your own kind than wealthy amongst strangers

>>216559417
like a JAV scene

>>216559412
patriotic for what? a country that colonized the world and participated in the slave trade? can't do that these days

>>216559490
um

>people in the 40s actually voted labour so that means they would be totally fine with infinity imported muslims today
bizarre posts above

mad how women have a hole in them that's specifically designed for a willy to go in

generating millions of wogs in my lab, might send them to shrewsbury later on xX

>>216559498
That video is so mental. How did he get ILR or, God forbid, citizenship? I actually feel bad for him, any system that allows a man like that to police our own is fundamentally fucked.

ultimate brit challenge go 1 day without posting about black mens penors

>>216559541
A bit mad none will let me use it like come on I'll be quick and allat

I'm a Bronze 1 Mercy main player and a biological girl. Is there anyone who can help carry me to Diamond 4? You can hear me on vc and I could send you some lewd pics once in Diamond :3

>>216559466
>and was only about 5-10 years removed from hunger marches and mass general strikes
think that's an exaggeration

blsck penis

Why is he replying to himself?

>>216559538
>people in the 40s actually voted labour so that means they would be totally fine with infinity imported muslims today
Not what I said

dtfic already got btfo by kiwimonster and keeps hunting for more

shagged a fanny once and the tip came poking out her arse, dont know how that works

Chef Wang teaches you: "The Ultimate Double Cooked Pork" 厨师长商业配方分享:“回锅肉”的终极炒法,无数次的试菜调整,我心目中最好吃的回锅肉
tonights viewing

>>216559555
got the video?

Spreading my pooey cheeks apart and letting out the most rancid fart known to man

>english women are ugl...AACCKKK
wtf, I love female bongs new

>>216559641
yes thanks

Don't care what leftypol thinks. I know the African. They do not. They never will. Their conception of the African is subconsciously paternalistic and not at all reflective of reality. Cannot wait to watch the happenings from afar when their population reaches critical mass

>brits blame everything on americanization
>still have a king
dohohoh

any having-sex man in? I'm having sex right now

>>216559670
the monarchy isn't real lad

>>216559641
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/1e1ryea/uncle_should_have_just_got_his_security_badge/

gonna let my hair down tomorrow, might climb a big tree, reconnect with nature and that.

>>216559490
Based

>>216559647
Lily was so fit in Not Fair

>>216559466
why would they fight for a london, and eventually england, that was no longer english? what is even the point? what does that have to do with poverty?

Is he really pulling videos from a year ago to spam about now?


He's got nothing else going on whatsoever

>>216559588
>think that's an exaggeration
You're an idiot
There were hunger marches throughout the late 20s and 30s, and in the 1926 general strike disorder was bad enough that the government put tanks on the streets of Liverpool.

>>216559735
you think english people will actually evaporate?

>>216559126
>5th straight decade of being run by thatcherites
>"the problem is that we won WWII"

coffee rebound effect kicking my ass rn

What does Charles Darwin think about the Reddit video?

putting a straw up a lasses fanny and drinking her dry like a carton of juice

This is kinda sad. It will also (it already is) be used to fuel the racists.

That said, the guy in the back trying to hide his laughter is hilarious.

Tbh, whoever signed off on his recruitment and training fucked up. This guy doesn't have the requisite comms skills for this job

someone post the 13 year old who went missing last week in Blackpool

just saw a alien

glod

>>216559796
Yes that's very interesting

I look forward to you posting about it all day under different VPNs to pretend it is an organic discussion and not one lonely middle aged man playing racist dollhouse again

>>216559834
Lots of illegal aliens here, you get used to it mate

i have to seach you...for drogs

>>216559857
Please don't have a meltdown. You were doing good all day. Do something else.

>>216559857
Feel bad for this guy, the world must be very confusing and scary for him

great conditions for seeing satellites on my incelwalk just then saw around 20 nonstop, i swear every few have a swerving motion to them somethings fishy

lingually cleaning a Congolese man's logcutter

shoot that poison arrow to my aaaaarrrse

>>216559754
it's called white flight, it has already happened in cities, and will eventually happen in countries that are hit the worst by multiculturalism, already the number of young brits who consider leaving the UK has increased significantly

>>216559857
mong

>>216559916
where are they going? UAE?

>>216559532
>participated in the slave trade
you mean like basically every state has done since the beginning of time until the british empire enforced a ban?

>>216559869
*looks visibly nervous and shifty*

Got any more olds you'd like to talk about?

Totally organically of course

>>216559857
who do you STILL do this sad little cry-for-help act its so fucking sad and embarrassing

Saskia Teague sex appendix

>>216559944
not a big fan of your attitude

glod

>>216558683
>>216558696

>>216559970
UM x

>>216559916
>leaving the UK
and go where? Anywhere you go will also be slowly overrun by the brown hordes, even fucking Japan is having problems now

i also have my suspicions about that russian flag ngl

brit group gooning session scheduled for the 8th
when we cum simultaneously the positive vibrations will change the world and end all wars forever

>>216559948
It's a summer Friday night down under and you're getting mad about a post that ostensibly has nothing to do with you

But I'm the sad and embarrassing one

>>216560009
corrrrr

>>216559970
/gif/ blacked waifus core

want to spaff in some SEA puss prone bone whilst making the most unnatural of noises

>>216560013
>But I'm the sad and embarrassing one
Yep

>>216560013
zipped up that bruce mong in a body bag and dumped him int the poowong river

7 sleeps until Children in Need!

lol he actually googled the australian timezone

>>216560028
bruh

Trying to reprogram my brain away from porn after viewing it most of my life.

>>216560009
bit short notice, i haven't had time to build up my cum

>>216560028
blow your head smoove off

>>216559498
this is happening in the prison service as well, in the past year there's been like thirty Nigerians join and they're all utterly hopeless

>>216560076
s

>>216560013
you've wasted your life here and will die alone

old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1oqhbnf/heartbreaking_plea_from_a_young_man_to_his_city/

zesty ahh mystery meat

>>216560000
>>216559999

wish i could run every night and didnt have to recover its starting to become very fun

>>216560009
nooo dvde don't cvm
No Fap make life better!!!

>>216560067
ktim but I think I've gone past the point of no return now and I've absolutely done a number on myself

What hell kind of name is Rorke? How did an incel like you pass selection?

>>216560099
Did I strike a nerve?

how do i get a gf if im an insane, shut in, incel, neet who has no desire to change

>>216560099
ktim

>>216560145
go on r9k discord servers and date a bpd e girl

gooning to blacked is like heroin

im coming to get you

had a short conversation about periods with a female colleague this morning, is this what it feels like to be woke

>>216560169
bro thinks he's the boogeyman

>>216559988
Going to Hungary myself

waiting for christmas casual jobs to open at the local shops but its still not happening despite them all being clearly understaffed

Oh he mad

>>216560169
I'll be waiting ;-)

>>216560165
this but instead of blacked it's vtubers

>>216560194
nigga is a santa elf

nigga how are you an incel in brazil just step outside

>>216560178
you the office zester?

>>216560210
me trying to get people to post faster in early morning /brit/

>>216560056
we had to do things for that last year at school. glad I'm away for it this year haha

>>216560210
me the lazy croc getting smacked

>>216560227
hehe

>>216560227
scr

>>216560246
no there's a significantly zestier lad than me on the team

back to work now wfh lads. Too much slacking going on in here

>>216560276
so you're the second queerest

>>216560210
Haha this put me in a good mood and I'm going to stop shitting up the thread for a little bit :)

had a dream the other night where my dad berated me for being zesty and since then ive decided to accept that im a slightly zesty straight male

>>216560259
>at school
*presses the silent janny alarm*

>>216560076
*ducks undercover*

fingering my mum

fingering my mum

fingering my mum

>>216560289
yeah I'll accept that

Uh oh

>>216560312
>>216560315
>>216560332

>>216560312
>>216560315
>>216560332

>>216560312
>>216560315
>>216560332

>>216560341
scream

>>216560309
>>216560312
>>216560315
>>216560332

>>216560312
>>216560315
>>216560332

There he goes

>>216560341
menul elfs or the regular kind?

DUDE INCEST LMAO

why cant blacked fetishists just jerk off its like a core part of their fetish is spamming it everywhere and showing it to everyone

putting my smeggy unwashed cock up my nose

>>216560295
genuinely what went wrong in your life man i cant even imagine what could possibly cause a person to end up like this
it couldn'tve just been the aisha stream

Sir 23 Year Old Virgin

stop the madness

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759755436553994.webm

>>216560405
because they're so mindbroken by porn that it's all they think about

yea its not funny when you use the botnet

>>216560405
Trvke

>>216560309
not taking chances

>>216560437
scr
why did catberg do that lmao

right I think it's time for me to filter the leaf again, not even sure why I unfiltered it

>he thinks I'm 190
Lmfao

catberg coming in from the rain sopping wet looking like a mop

Encouraging Indians online to migrate to Canada using AI

got a verified follower on x (formally twitter)

Mindraped like three or four other posters with splash damage

>>216560521
>>216560521
>>216560521

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