Thread 216560521

turkish hairlines edish

this place is your entire life

first

>>216560544
No plans this evening, Bruce?

nth for the holodem

suffer as i have

just invented a machine

Learning how to play this :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOy0CWOhshc

>>216560577
straight gooning until my dih falls off

pooing and shrieking in greggs.

>>216560521 (OP)
>be bald
>get made fun of
>get hair transplant
>get made fun of
and women think they have it bad

>>216560472
catbergs got that demon in him

well then

>>216560604
What's your chosen goon kino?

Laughing at the state of Lily Allen's life

>>216560619
rorke's finally been unmasked

Oh my fucking life how do these people exist?
https://x.com/PatrickChristys/status/1986530152054923334?t=9xb9iR9p9PnRpYpY7pkzzw&s=19

>>216560666
I'll tell you who's not laughing: her aborted children that's who.

rubber dinghy rashids

>>216560663
gay porn

>>216560577
tonight no, tomorrow yes
do you? do you ever?

>>216560720
what you up to lad

>>216560666
big fan of her dad keith who was in some cbbc programme about robin hood

>>216560621
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

gay porn

>>216560675
I can't watch stuff like this. Didn't even make it as far as the pronoun mong. Just listening to the Rishi larper at the start is enough to make me cringe unbearably. The lack of self awareness is too much.

>>216560742
stroking my bwc to gay men fucking each other

I love abstract art. There, I said it. Please don't think less of me.

>>216560720
Yeah I do both evenings actually :)

odds and ill go for a walk
evens and ill have a wank and maybe a nap

>>216560742
i am going to drink some beer and smoke some cigarettes at my friend's flat

>>216560675
Youth Parliament has always been like this
What annoys me is how Bercow started feeding their egos by letting them sit in the actual Commons every year for this shite

>>216560799
dubs means you wank on your walk

right
going to shower and clean the gaff

>>216560776
That is cubism not abstract art THOUGH

>>216560675
kwasi jr on the right

>>216560795
you cannot reasonably expect people on here to believe you live anything resembling a well adjusted life when you constantly act the way you do

>>216560831
joke's on you mate, I don't like anything painted after about 1830

>>216560860
ufffff

>>216560675
kek man I work for a council and all the 23-29 year old councillors are just like this but aged up by a few years

our upcoming leaders

>>216560675
Why does this moronic children larp parliament exist? Indulging teenagers is always a mistake.

>>216560860
not normal ava status: that's

>>216560864
Why would I?

Saskia Teague's big pale arse

abstract arse

>>216560632
good post. next time some bald lad blinds me with his shiny head again i reckon i wont even be mad

how can anyone possibly trust farage after the brexit scam. fool me once…

>>216560855
If the devil isn't real explain this?

get the pigs passed

>>216560823
welp

found leviathan

>>216560929
Whys she got poo on her nose?

nintendo DS stylus down the ol jappers

>>216560885
At school they used to make you sit boy girl boy girl now it's black white black white

reading about ancient india indian culture has some cool stuff ngl

>>216560929
I had to zoom in watching the video because I thought she had a vicious nose infection.

>>216560985
saaar

>>216560955
corrr corrrr

>>216560969
scraiung

>>216560885
lad at the back balding at age 14 omdz

>>216560814
very nice

cantaloupe headed negro

>>216560985
i played the wukong game and got taken aback by the fact buddhism, their ancient people's religion, actually came from India!

WHY WONT ANYONE HAVE SEX WITH ME???

falling up the stairs and cracking my head open

>Qantas business class lounge thrown into chaos as passenger bursts into flames
metal

Sir Largehad Roncollider

>>216561001
moron

new priti

farting on blackoids

For me it's the ancient indian temples that are completely covered with statues of people having crazy sex

best ways to abuse wagies and poors?

>>216560929
have seen her kind at anime conventions, she's also the best speaker of the lot. lass has potential

>>216561099
agreed
*carves willard and minge into stonehenge*

>>216561105
love this video

nintendo ds down the 'ethra

>>216561128
What video game is this?

>>216561105
>>216561143
what's the problem
he was going to destroy the pattern by drinking it anyway

>>216561117
bluds been to multiple anime conventions

>>216561062
persona cosplayer ahh bint

>>216561117
she looks like a steven universe fan. not to be trusted

>>216561117
Her makeup is horrible wtf was she thinking

Mithras

we should be uplifiting each othre not putting one another down

>>216561164
bet his cock is massive

bullying some 3rd world scammer on twitter who is pretending to be an attractive woman

you reckon marge simpsons bush is just a mini version of her hair so she has a blue cock

>>216561175
yh

>>216561181

>>216561164
Would it be gay to shag his ass and spaff in his smelly colon?

um

>>216561201
your ancestors were put down on the bottom of the world tee hee

>>216561202
no one ever comes out with that when they see me

so fucking peng

>>216561121
State of him kek

the bulanik stele speaks to me on a deeply spiritual level
this is exactly how I feel

sent pictures of my cook to what was definitely some brown scammer on the other end
what do I care, what are they going to do with it

I was never seated next to a girl at school not once my entire time there. This is why I cannot speak to women now and remain a virgin.

>>216561235
scream

>>216561280
don't believe in contraception me

>>216560632
Was saying this the other day, bald men are the most oppressed group in society
I can hardly walk out the door without getting grief

>>216561280
Yikes

gfs furious that i bought this

>>216561164
umm

policy idea: ban anything males enjoy

>>216561201
*lifts you into my arms and carries you like a fireman towards my giant heart-shaped bed covered in rose petals*

>>216561350
Posted it again award

*enters thread*

>>216561237
she cute

>>216560521 (OP)
that girl is the type you see at the airport terminal and never forget her

Anime is for nonces

>>216561385
weebs really think this shit is tuff

brandy with dr. chakwas

>>216561343
not the most tasteful choice of bier for nan's funeral is it

>>216561385
would genuinely throw myself into oncoming freeway traffic if i woke up with your life

>>216561346
>>216561385
wispGODS

>>216561346
strange combination

>>216560521 (OP)
>Turkey
Fake country with a fake culture where fake people go on fake holidays to get fake hairlines and fake teeth

Mad, that.

>>216561385
Mental illness

>>216561382
all troons and gay men (but I repeat myself)

sir chamber pot

pondering on my lunch break at toil about making a song based off the 2006 classic Word Lyfe intro song by WWE wrestler John Cena but instead it will be called Bird Lyfe and it'll be about the life of birds. Havent thought of the details yet ill get back to you give me an upvote kind strangers

>>216561418
Nan loved ducks and watermelon.

Turkey? Fake. Ottoman Empire? Based.

>>216561437
xx

>>216561438
mint loves metal gear

>>216561449
its actually not
lonely women are getting completely stunlocked by AI romance

>>216561439
trvke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c
this the kind of shit vtuber fans listen to

reckon the next freak on here to be carted away is the canadian. Genuinely deranged young man

>>216561505
im a musician from israel and this is my song

stranded on gay porn island

>>216561492
Trvke most women have unreasonably high expectations for men that can never be met and invariably default to fantasy to cope with the real world not being a fairy tale.

quite liked asscreed turkey

>>216561439
u ok bro

printing millions of these and airdropping them over africa this weekend

>>216561548
got a coworker and every lunch time she reads those corny romance novels she's read dozens of them by now so I think you might be right

>>216561136
Kek she's changed the title and thumbnail

ah yes totally organic and real posts at the moment definitely not a spam bot

>>216561505
im a morbidly obese developmentally delayed autistic pedophile from the slums of manila and this is my favourite song

>>216561437
I might be completely wrong but is this the girl who used to be in nijisanji and who posted her tits on 4chan when she was underage but now she doesn't have any tits because she had cancer or something?

Hello rorke.

>>216561584
He really wants to talk about AI girlfriends

someone posted GTA got delayed on here yesterday and I thought it was fake


it was actually real I just found out

there’s poo all over the ceiling

sir david beckham

glod

>>216561629
dunno. she was part of niji but i didn't follow the drama becaue who gives a fuck about corposhit

sir curry slurper

>>216561654
>>216561662
LMAO

one n-word pass for every BLACKED video you watch

>>216561632
e-eto… konbanwa… 0////0

I think if I went on grindr and found a nigger who would put his bbc in my ass and cum in my ass my perspective on a lot of things would change

any reccies from the Gordon Ramsay restaurant I'm going to in a month's time
Dare I say the idiot sandwich looks very tempting but I'd feel like a right cunt ordering it

Why must Ramsay be such a meme boy?

>>216561492
reminds me of that subreddit where women post their AI boyfriend with AI pics of them together

>>216560675
This is the most I've seen zoomers actually speak in public
god they all look like freaks

>>216561505
listening to uk drill atm

>>216561573
blud survived o'block only to get shot up hundreds of miles away

oh my days

>>216561697
Brotherstein went to one of his restaurants and said it wasn't very good

#weareallrorke

want to have positive vibes only but so many of you deserve nothing but death and suffering

>>216561727
perhaps your kinsman has an unrefined palette

>>216561724
I don’t understand how stupid people are, could you imagine killing yourself because a bunch of gpus strapped together with an algorithm designed to predict the most likely optimal next word in a sentence told you to

>>216560860
kino

just found out im gay

>>216561577
Women expect men to be constantly sweet, attentionate, affectionate, ready at the drop of a hat to give up whatever they do and listen about their problems, immediately and intuitively understand the intricacies of their psyche and emotions and reciprocate this understanding. But no one can do that, even the most loving and good-natured man can. There simply isn't enough hours in the day to satisfy a women. Some of the most well-adjusted ones actually come to grips with that and end up being normal. Some are uncompromising and will make every relationship they get into a living nightmare if constant negging, jabs and nasty remarks. And some shy away entirely and end up living vicariously through romance novels, films and now AI.
It simply stems from the fact it doesn't take nearly as much to satisfy a man emotionally and opposite genders just don't get along smoothly.

>>216561780
if that's true then how come bad man does so well

>>216561762
The amount of times I've been arguing with some FREAK and they cite AI as this 100% truth nuke drives me insane

It's riddled with horseshit and yet people worship it as if it's our new gods.

>Reports of modern slavery in UK hit record highs
>The number of potential modern slavery victims referred to the Home Office reached a record high of 6,414 in the three months to September, marking a 35 per cent increase year-on-year.

This is literally just because every asylum seeker that's caught dealing drugs, managing a weed farm or otherwise working illegal claims they were victims of slavery and acted under duress
They then avoid any consequences for their actions and get protections

>>216561629
>might be completely wrong but is this the girl who used to be in nijisanji and who posted her tits on 4chan
yh

>but now she doesn't have any tits because she had cancer or something?
no idea

>>216561823
leftypol struggling to connect the dots between mass immigration of people from cultures where slavery still exists and slavery increasing in the UK

>>216561128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbnyaJAbP1U

Anime pedos reminiscing about child porn are they

What a surprise

I'm a slave 4 u

Beer sloshing about in my intestine producing vile farts

>>216560893
No different from our actual parliament really

Just some dipshits in suits sitting around LARPing as 18th Century aristocrats, making a big hoo-haa at everything whilst some fat mong smacks a gavel and shouts ORDA!!

Whole thing is cringe as shite. These teenage freaks would be the perfect politicians.

>>216561121
>I was at the White House and we were having this incredible meeting. So, you have all these really great people, and a man, about 80 years old - very nasty man, a lot of people didn't like him - he fell on the floor...

and the latest on rorke?

>>216560675
Seems they are most annoyed about transport/rent costs more than anything.
Guess they won't like Labour's latest decision on that.

Starmer's Britain

>>216561874
he interrupted his nap

*passes you the blunt*
Wyd?

>>216561117
oh it's a heart

but why

>>216561943
eat it

>>216561943
*throws it on the floor and stamps it out*
the imbibing of marijuana is immoral and a stain upon our state and society

>>216561958
it's cute and anime

get the holodem raped

>>216561943
Stick it up my bum
Absorbs it faster you see.

>>216561958
she's just expressing herself rorke

>>216561910
county lines gangs weep at the loss of potential new recruits

It's easy to look at zoomers today and laugh and mock them but you just feel sorry for them really
The older generations failed them and they've got a grim future

>>216561750
KEK this is literally me

>>216562015
how have i failed them exactly?

>>216561958
Is that seared on?

>>216561439
their women are fit

>>216561959
Change your flag or I shall come for you

>>216561969
Some chav kid did that to me once

rorke wants to know why a young girl has a heart on the tip of her nose, how autistic is he

>>216562025
you're like 29 and live with your mum mate wasn't talking about you

>>216562035
you got me

>>216561991
I bet that guy has given her thousands of dollars

>>216561991
Feel sick x

nothing like a cold glass of water

>>216562046
scroom

>>216562045
nobody does that you weird incel on a vpn

>>216562046
BODIED THAT NIGGER FREAK

Millenials laughing at zoomers when they wore baggy pants and had frosted tips lmao

>>216562074
racismrad!

>>216562068
just ignore his posts mate. everyone else does lol

>>216562046
raped that chicken

hating on the generation younger than you is genuine NPC behaviour

might grow up in a bit

>>216562061
I've given women thousands of dollars but I got sex for it

>>216562089
Hell yeah, dude!

I am jealous of their youth

>>216562068
so? you don't know how people in their youth do shit older people don't? you dumbfuck

>>216562098
Clue gained

>>216561991
simp destroyer!

I wonder how many of them study PPE at Oxford University

Oh he mad

>>216562134
Personal Protective Equipment?

>>216562148
Yeah

just signed off on a new bill to kill every british person with chinese poison, we gonna put it in your tea bags.

Fair warning has been given.

i'm 36 and live with my mum and she makes my dinner every night

>>216562035
sorry

>>216562142
Here is Lil' Rorke one year later

I studied Peel Place Eat at Rustlers University

>>216562046
i accept your concession

>>216562173
grim lad but i'm sure you're a good human being x

I see heathermong has discovered what the Youth Parliament is then

>>216561990
On your knees, nijisanji sister

>>216562173
I hope you help her with chores and such

>>216562173
do you ever wish your mum pushed you more

>>216562173
What's your favourite

>>216562187
buss a move rorke, ooo!

>>216562173
based

>>216562173
at what age did you give up on life?

>>216562173
LIVING SO ITALIAN

you'll eventually have to find a woman to do the same
ask mumsy she'll find one for you

>>216561991
Mad that she chinmongs the yurr twins

>>216562193
cheers x

just got raped, it was traumatic so I won't be chairing a Q&A session about the experience

>>216560885
omds

>>216560675
>stick on poppies
Do school kids not wear poppies anymore? Those were clearly given to them all before they went in
My mum would force me to wear one and every other kid would too

Just woke up from a dream where my ex came back to me. Woke up and I was completely alone in my childhood bedroom.

>>216562243
the fuck does that mean

>>216562134
studied POO at the university of brit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQa3yWWw_7w
>it looms

caught a glimpse of my hairline in the mirror and instinctively swung at my reflection

>>216562265
Honestly very normal looking when you consider the rest of them, I reckon a bunch of our politicians had big quiffs in the 80s too

>>216562253
>dinner
>night
FOY

>>216560885
Bro thinks he on the team. Reform is that way my son

might get the gf this for her birthday

>>216562253
tbf a lot of men here just build another room when they get with a woman and have kids, living with your mum like this is only really pathetic in anglo countries

>>216560675
Screaming does she not know it's upsude down?

how big is your primary TV

>>216562307
looks like someone used AI to de-age jim davidson and give him a broccoli trim

>>216562265
Brayden Hunter Smith MP

>>216562326
>the lad on the left

>>216562337
love this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>laughing at children
bit pathetic isn't it?

>>216562265
this is how my brother looked going to prom

>>216562332
shat myself there

>>216562337
>starring Billy Bob Thornton as Lee Mavers

>>216561136
It's hilarious how much Indians hate other Indians

>>216562337
>A 36-year-old who looks 37

>>216562347
kek. He will go far

>>216562273
even the official ones are just made of complete paper now what does it matter
half the zoomers in there were screeching about the envionment

>>216562337
always wondered why life is like in one of these shithole favelas

>>216562351
lots of very insecure people here. bit ironic considering they were all laughed at as kids and now they're doing it. not to mention not a single one of them would have the bollocks to do something like the youth parliament despite it being a bit cringe

just watched a columbian hoe sucking a rubber dick on chaturbate and she was really good at it and clearly put much effort but her teeth looked fake and I kept thinking whether they're real or not and it threw me off

>>216562312
>only 10 chips

Gabe will never speak in Parliament

>>216562351
>>216562393
*peanuts you*

>>216562326
Mickey Pearce, Deji Olatunji and Adele

>>216562351
even more when you realize most of these lads are in their late 20s/30s

>>216562421
is this a gay thing?

how are we all lads

>>216562384
why not use real flowers

rorke training for the upcoming race war

>>216562384
Yeah when I got one this year it's all paper
They gave me a metal pin badge too though

>>216562408
they know how to deepthroat those latin women
what was her name?

>>216562447
me at the r/trans meetup

>>216562413
he looks really different here

Another ginger convert

A Breitbart study, based on a sample of UK newspaper reports of white British converts to radical Islam over a one-year period, claimed that 76% of these specific individuals had red hair.

It's an epidemic.

>>216562393
I used to teach classes of forty when I was in the cadets. I'm still laughing at then leftypol

where's the new I'm sitting on a rare good post

NEW

>>216562493
>>216562493
>>216562493

>>216562447
graet mate how it foing with you? x

>>216562441
it's when you yank a speccy neek's tie hard so that the knot resembles a peanut

>>216562477
kek
>>216562515
good to hear mate, sound