Thread 216562493

Andreas Gursky edition

sorry I lied about sitting on a good post actually only bad posts and stale gimmicks from me

>>216562389
not much worse than Birmingham, at least you won't hear a call to prayer there

NEW NEW
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
NEW NEW

bit worried about this nappy posting

irish family

get rorke raped

how do I make friends in my mid to late 30s?

muslims having to look at the label on everything just in case they're not allowed to eat it due to some made up rules

>>216562524
cor that's the good stuff. love repetitive stale banter and bad jokes in the /brit/, me x

Bought myself a Testosterone level test kit.

done me bollocks in betting on horses again. got £50 left to win at least £650 to pay rent on monday or I'll have to get a cash transfer on credit card and pawn a few things so I've got enough until that goes in

>>216562563
there is no way a totally independent and healthy man in his 50s(?) becomes immobile and needing 24 hour care after a couple of falls. just doesnt happen. he has to be faking it.

Sir Dildo Faggins

>>216562595
love jesus for ridding us of all that nonsense

>>216562524
good post.

>>216562591
Selling your bum hole

>>216562591
interesting how birds can be friends often see different species of birds hanging out peacefully

>>216562615
well you have a solid backup plan in place so I'm not seeing the issue

>>216562563
is he permanently in assisted living or something now?
>>216562618
he is extremely mentally ill

>>216562618
he's a schizo

>>216562595
Which is crazy, as three-quarters of lamb in the UK is halal, as are 1 in 5 chickens
Beef is usually safe and pork for obvious reasons

why doesn't leftypol have a proper name like rorke?

>>216562637
only if they're not predators and food is in abundance.

>>216562618
he had a tumour on his face mayb ehes got something else going on

>>216562595
mentioned this down at the fried chickers

back in me lab, just made a serum that would rid the UK of all the migrants, then I flushed it down the toilet

>>216562673
really hope Reform bans it

another one added to the ever growing NEET army

we are numerous
we will be the majority in a few years

>>216562615
>>216562636

>>216562674
Nobody can think of one

>>216562674
I tried to think of a proper name but couldn't come up with one to match "Rorke" in terms of descriptive power
Set the bar too high with that one unfortunately

>>216562657
it looks like he got his things sent to him, so probably indefinitely there

>>216562595
>drinks, does drugs
>ummm is this halal brudda???

>>216562727
Sebastian

>>216562706
>husband (not dad)

>>216562703
Poisoning the water supply I see? Very clever but one small issue: immies only drink bottled water

I'm thinking it coffee time

>>216562738
peterloo

>>216562754
>Arab at the bakery asking if the baguette is Halal

>>216562706
Fucking hate mongoloid sheep boomers. All Independent thought has been sucked out of these cunts from decades of sitting in front of the tellybox swallowing propaganda
>"oooh he's not behaving like my Eastenders and Corrie characters. Must be sommet wrong with him"
Cunts.

Sucking the halal vape

>>216562618
this
get him back to work. him and seasidemark manning the grills in maccies

mad how you lot are neets, im not successful by any means but I moved out of home at 17 and have lived independent for over a decade.

>>216562800
hit a little too close to home did it mate? now you know how your family feel about you.

YOU CANNOT BE AGGRO LOUIS
IF YOU DECIDE TO THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO OPEN THIS DOOR
I SHALL GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR ROOM VIA THE WINDOW

>>216562706
They don't understand
Unless they kick him out he will never leave
Boomers did this shit at the drop of a hat which is definitely why their kids all shoved them into old people homes to rot but still it worked those kids became functioning members of society
It's not going to change they have to boot him out

>>216562810
own your own house?

>>216562831
not even close, economy is fucked innit

>>216562825
THERES GOING TO BE A BIG FERRARI

easy peasy titty squeezy

>>216562792
That's crap, you're fired

>>216562810
most of us are wfhchads
only true neets are:
>heathermong
>mousey
>that lad who goes to london museums sometimes
>gimmickmong
>bradleyposter

>>216562810
that's cool i moved out at 18 and now im stuck in Albania

I still wonder why Miley did it

she worked so hard to turn tradwife get married to a chad and then then threw it all away

being a complete slag must just feel too good

>>216562866
:(

Anyone remember Londonfrog?

>>216562816
You're not smart

>>216562923
seething worthless neet lol

>>216562903
who gives a fuck matre
genunilely

>>216562618
mate his mind was scrambled by LSD (and the CIA)

Putting in an hour teams call for tomorrow to discuss a name for leftypol
Please forward on to your people if they've been missed off

I see the wagies are getting uppity because it's Friday and they get a respite from the slave mines

>>216562870
>>gimmickmong
>>bradleyposter
so like 20 people then

wish i was a neet
would spazmax for pip if i could

instant coffee taates like shit but it does make it easier for me to get a massive dose of caffeine

toilers the toil will cease for two days

>>216562923
heathermong.

anyone remember welshfish? welsh bloke who used to post the fish he caught and occasional meals he cooked? He went dead silent after mousey made that allegation.

>>216562997
ktim

the bradedy regiment

>>216562973
have to bung in like three scoops to get it tasting just right

umm do u remember

>>216562706
I got my first job (two year research assistant contract at the same place I did my PhD) at 25 and I turned out mostly fine. At 36 I have a wife, house, and a decent career in academia (53k as a lecturer, not bad up north).

I lived with my parents all throughout my BSc, MSc, and PhD, and they paid for all my degrees and life costs. I only moved out at 27 when I got my first proper postdoc at a different uni.

anyone remember joethecrook? guy called joe, used to knick chocolate bars and sweats from small businesses around blackpool

MENTAL SHES SO FIT WHAT DO I EVEN DO I KNOW THEY LIKE SEX SEX
SEXOOOO

SHES SO FIT ITS MENTAL AND ITS DIFFERENT IN THAT WAY AS THE OTHER TIMES I MEANT THE SAME THING GOES BEING SO FIT AND BEING IN NHS UNIFORM OTHERWISE IT WOULD NOT BE THAT WAY IN THE SITUATION


NO I WONT REWRITE THE POST I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY IT. I NEED TO TALK TO THEEEEEM. HOW

drink driving is based

>>216562973
I have Nescafe Gold and I use about 1/8th of the big jars per day, on two strong coffees. It's not as grim as Kenco, but it's not that nice either.

>>216563046
*Did not get help with deposit, saved that up on my own.

erm HTML bros?? care to explain?

either a(n) hallucinated woman or fake NHS uniform

>>216563036
love going to very specific ethnic events and farming ragebait clips for mongs

going on my 3pm walk

>>216563080
Strange choice to brag about drinking dogshit freeze-dried instant coffee
>i-it says Gold-
Alright, expensive dogshit freeze-dried instant coffee

sir erika kirk

>>216563085
the attribute is blank, nothing to worry about

>>216563122
him status: Done

>>216563116
what does pm stand for

>>216563046
ur wife fit?

>>216563058
High risk, low reward

Feeling blackpilled and furious
My dream last night really fucked me up

>>216563133
pichael michael

>>216563164
>Feeling blackpilled and furious
kek this is me

>>216563122
i read his post i see no bragging

forsen will be live soon lads

who's excited

>>216563155
Yes.

>>216563164
had a dream that i shagged the girl from one battle after another and it fucked me up for days

what do you lads use to clean your monitor screen x

>>216563197
my dream was about my first gf
we had a conversation about our relationship and what I meant to her
too grim for words.

hawk tuah

>>216563204
a damp microfibre cloth

>>216563178
dont give a shit go back to your incel twitch streamers

>>216563204
glasses lens wipes

>>216563204
hawk tuah

Okay I'll get the ID Cooling Frozn A720
Was looking at a dark rock but this looks like a good saving and performance

>>216563204
I lick it x

>>216563122
>brag
based retard

Eating some jelqies right now

Mad how racist I used to be

Just seeing non-whites in public would make me angry when I was a teenager

Now I hate bigots

>>216563178
who's that in the webm

any gay porn man in

>>216563261
>Just seeing non-whites in public would make me angry
ktim

>>216563261
ktim just hate how ugly they are

>>216563261
good boy!
let them replace you :)

is pretty ugly

zoomer colleague came crying to me about how there have been complaints about his performance and he's being put on an improvement plan and might be made redundant. I reassured him that we'll do all we can to support him and he probably has nothing to worry about

[I'm the one who complained about his performance]

>>216563261
Me but reversed. What living in a place that is 80% foreigners does to you.

>>216563274
found this the other day looking for spanking videos

nhsrorke showing up when someone says good boy in 22 seconds

>>216563204
cum and spit, same as my face

>>216563232
>>216563224
i use it too
do you pour some water or just dry?

>>216563321
grassing, at toil no less

>>216563321
Well that never happened right

>>216563273
my gf

>>216563325
I live in Liverpool which is very White for an English city

I imagine I'd become a lot more racist if I had to live in Paris or Manchester and be around women wearing rubbish bags and other browns just yelling in their foreign babble all the time

lavender foal syndrome >.<
poor little babies uwu they have 7 days I think

£79 billion in public money lost following privatisation of train networks.

>>216563360
the wipes are covered in IPA

>>216563384
Pang pang looking fit x

british people be the kind of niggas to kick while youre down from up in their ivory towers

>>216563360
bro what

put the cloth up to an open bottle of water, tip the bottle upside down, the cloth will now be a little damp, then fucking wipe the screen with the damp part. then wipe any excess off the monitor with the dry part of the microfibre cloth. it's hardly fucking rocket science you fucking melon

lavender foal syndrome (CTRL+F context). backup image https://i.postimg.cc/ZKYFLpHS/image.png

>>216563404
government should have no say in economic activity

>>216563370
I'm a survivor, just making sure there are obvious targets for the next wave of redundancies aha

you don't have to be faster tham the bear, just faster than the slowest guy

>>216563429
wow mate no need to be so rude...

stop posting dubious links toby ffs

>>216563445
what if the bear tunnel visions for you

wish I were a career woman

>>216563273
that's a man

Iggy Pop - Passenger

those niggas who laugh wid you be the same niggas who crack your baby mommas cheeks when you in the county prison

icky poop

>>216563489
Start with a career

fish n grits

>>216563388
No sane man can see what I see and not come to the conclusion that foreigners are intrinsically inferior. Be it physically, mentally and even spiritually they are below the level one could reasonably attribute to mankind. This leaves only one conclusion: these are not people, these are animals, living off of base instinct.

>>216563404
they would have just wasted it anyway

stop
wiggle with it
it being a horse dick
slap it on yuor cheeks

women shouldnt be allowed to have bank accounts

>>216563481
that's why I'm pretending to be nice and supportive to all the juniors, they might help me fight it off.

>>216563388
>yelling in their foreign babble all the time
you live around scousers, can't be much different

>>216563502
>county prison
FOB

£5 for large chips, sick to bastard death of it

if u 16 and pregnant I’m not giving up my seat on the bus, u stand there and think about what u did

sometimes it be the same niggas rubbing your belly when you ate too much who be adding extra oil to they cooking to get you fucked up

>>216563510
might stop your heartbeat first

i dont know what to feel when i see ugly women dressing up and trying to look nice
on one hand theyre trying, more power to them and on the other i think why do these ugly cunts have so much confidence or think they look nice lmao they shouldnt be allowed to dress nice if theyre ugly

im a nigga who rubs his cock when im jerking it to too much horse

>>216563534
they should all be hancuffed to radiators

>>216563572
I also think about sex on the bus

>>216563491
she's a ballerina, and not even in 2025 can men be ballerinas, anon. Might actually be the last art form that's still protected from troons now that I think about it.

>>216563552
Zing!

>>216563515
Yeah that's all true but it doesn't mean you have to live a life of hatred and anger. Cats are physically, mentally and spiritually inferior it doesn't mean I hate cats.

Can't do nothing about it if your retarded countrymen keep voting for the infinity immigrants liberal party every election.

does anyone else have to urge to cum into the dough mixture whenever they're making bread etc?

>>216563645
>Might actually be the last art form that's still protected from troons now that I think about it.
why though? its not like dancing is women only

>>216563645
reckon she could kick me in the bollocks with shocking force

>>216563673
only when im breading rabbits (human) or rabbits

>>216563552
alright la calm down yea youll get fookin sparked out you will mate cheeky bastid

>>216563673
t.

>>216563645
I look like this and dance like this in between posts

ANON I GOT A DUPE SR SUPPORT OF THE BLONDE TWINK HORSE YOU LIKE SO NOW ITS A LV 1 CAPPED CARD

>>216563085
why tf do websites use html these days anyway?? seems old fashioned

>>216563489
>perks
>got slop goy slop goy slop and goy slop
No wonder her belly sticks out as far as her tits

the toil freaks do be finishing toil right about now x at least the ones who sucked toilberg off and got let off early or maybe some freaks still have to wait until 5 lmao unlucky

>>216563645
oh yeah? watch this

>>216563737
dont have toil on fridays me x

>>216563739
bottoms be like

>>216563739
zesty minecraft creeper

whenever there's a young looking girl in a childish outfit on the front page of xvideos the comments are full of indians

>>216563739
me entering waitrose

>>216563737
I wanted to leave at 3, not happening, been done ;_;

>>216563680
even most women get rejected from ballet

>>216563739
gay little fairy

>>216563773
ok

whenever there's a young looking girl in a childish outfit on the front page of xvideos I click it, and the comments are full of indians

im a student at the school of austrian economics

>>216563786
that didnt answer my question, why is it only a womens thing that troons cant break into
i have no knowledge of the subject outside of angelina ballerina

>>216563773
Why are you clicking it

>>216563664
I don't harbor hatred at foreigners per se because it's not their fault. In fact I almost sense kindhip with him in the narrow sense he's been forced to live in a society that isn't his own anymore by forces far beyond his control. My scorn is directed squarely at those who, in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, still argue they should be treated as equals and aren't intrinsically incompatible with our society. It's the rich progressive living in his exclusively white posh neighborhood I blame for both my and the foreigner's suffering at the hand of a system that denies nature itself.

>>216563799
because they don't want them

>>216563794
>whenever there's a young looking girl in a childish outfit on the front page of xvideos I click it
you click it do you yeah?

mad how im mentally insane and an incel freak

I hate foreigners as a group, not individual foreigners

pretending that "young looking girls" arent fit are we

rorke and leftypol existing in polarity

>>216563706
I thought shopping cart was a euphemism for vagina until I saw the pics lol

need preschoolers schooled up on gay adoption

>>216563875

and then theres this nigga

>>216563801
to read the comments, seeing how nonces are getting away with it

>>216563809
i hate them because they cause problems and are stupid and ugly
i wouldnt be happy about becoming a minority but i woudnt mind nearly as much if all migrants were east asians because they are decent looking and smart and industrious and dont have the third world islam/rape/murder mindset but instead we are shipped the dregs of the world
there's a reason none of these people have been able to make anything of their homeland even after getting paid out of the arse for colonisation and other slights (which is where most of their limited infrastructure is from anyway)

>>216563875
so furious at this childrens cartoon ive just walked thrown my nan into a vat of acid

>>216563875
The T rex's from jurassic park would smoke them

do you think our country will even last until next election

>>216563922
honestly no

>'What we fought for was our freedom, even now [the country] is worse than it was when I fought for it,' says 100-year-old World War II Veteran Alec Penstone.

https://x.com/GMB/status/1986715254869332096

https://i.postimg.cc/wj1mMVxd/image.png
yjk

why is it so difficult to self-build in Britain?
can't relate to the cunts on Grand Designs at all

>>216563922
i always get confused when i see pakis or similar groups online i didnt even know they had internet there yet

toilet spider ran up my leg while i was pissing

Scots contributed most to making the labour movement and left liberalism in Britain and Canada.

already getting dark

the dark nights are closing on get in normoid freaks malding

>>216563510
this one did me in ngl
still riled up about it

>>216563979
>already getting dark

>>216563591
It gaming time

>>216563961
I think it's stupid they have internet access before Toilets, these lot don't have their priorates straight

>>216563979
>still six weeks until the shortest day

coffee doesn't work on me so really I just drink it for the taste
might try the energy drinks when I need a mid day pick me up

>>216563979
you spend all day every day in your smelly bedroom obsessing over 'normoids'

>>216564005
we shouldn't have taught these English

need a PNW gf asap

>>216564039
ktim

>>216564039
Another DONE HIM

>>216563770
>enderman
>black
>steals stuff
>gets aggressive if you look at it
>cannot swim
how did Notch get away with it?

>>216563939
grim
>100 year old veteran on the verge of tears realising the war wasn't worth it
>oh haha sorry you feel that way x here's the d-day darlings with a new cd for you x

>>216564035
because you're having instant coffee shit with almost no caffeine in it
get the proper coffee brewed ya mong

>>216564005
even they know brown skin is undesirable
africans seem to be happy with theirs though

party pops

>>216564061
blacks are very racist towards darker blacks AND lighter blacks

had to put the light on as it's getting dark

dark

>>216563911
>>216563809
In another universe WW1 never happened and the European empires would've continued colonising the lesser peoples in perpetuity as nature ordains

Instead we destroyed ourselves for nothing and now we are all under the American neoliberal empire that insists on opening our borders for the free flow of capital

I'm glad that we don't have the vile racial bigotry and violence we used to have in the past, but we've swung so far the other way it's leading to the end of the only functional civilisations humanity has ever had

just got a really lucky run in spelunky 2

>>216564117
OK. *swings my head to the position it was in and is completely silent*

>>216563939
need him jailed for racism molto pronto

The missus doing her morning workout

had to have another coffee the americano i had about an hour ago didn't do anything for me

>>216564060
I have one of these machines and I use some brazillian coffee beans from tesco in it

>>216564144
>I'm glad that we don't have the vile racial bigotry
yeah much better now every race except ours can talk about their own interests and themselves as a group and how much they hate white people

>>216564167
Americano is 1 shot of espresso with loads of water lol

>>216564166
you are a lazy faggot

>>216563739
the proverbial gay porn dance

>>216564082
vantablack negro what the helly

>>216564168
Based hand built in the Netherlands

dark mentioned

shut the curtains
put the light on

I don't care if you're black, brown, a chinaman, or normal, we're all equal.

getting some talking points from zeihan

>>216563770
crumblign

>>216564263
i'm not equal at all to inbred anglos mate

Oh I'm a rorkeybear
Yes I'm a rorkeybear

>>216564263
Sickipedia 2012 called they want their joke back

>>216564263
if we're equal why did one group of people of similar ethnicity conquer most of the planet while other groups of similar ethnicity are still living in huts

cheesecake down the gullet

Anyone know this feel?

>>216564260
it's always Germany leading the way

Earth to Rorke, come in Rorke, can you hear me Rorke?

cheesecake down the gullet

>>216564283
Ooh, racist, so...

>>216564181
yeah that is much better actually
you can talk about your own interests too you just don't do it cos you're a wuss and can't articulate anything that doesn't clearly sound like thinly veiled hatred

making sex webms

>>216563058
he is absolutely cooked isnt he? fractured skull, catastrophic brain haemorrhage

>>216564295
no I can honestly say I don't recall ever talking to my friends about my boyfriend's dick size

>>216563680
biology, men can't move like women can no matter how much they're told they're "real" women

>>216564108
kek

>>216564335
aint no way this is real bruv

>>216564299
These lot don't even try to hide it anymore, the fact it's a sexual proclivity and not a way of expressing themselves

>>216564339
You're wholesome then

>>216564300
It's over... over.

>>216564335
leftypops crawling up inside his bfs poohole

I hate psyche

>>216563911
I wouldn't want any nationality replacing the local population, even if they're the lesser evil. People are where they belong.

>>216564335
>running away
flight pussy, fight that little fucker

>>216563058
thought that was SpongeBob in the thumbnail

right thats me been done since Ive been done I am now leaving the thread because I was just done

>>216564371
it's perfectly valid to express your secual proclivities in public actually

sex is an important part of life you sheltered virgin

just received some good news, a shining light leading me out of my grim incel cave

>>216564424
yuk

>>216564424
Jokes how shes going to lose her seat to reform of all people next election

>>216564464
sir kier gonna lose his seat to the green

>>216564444
should we just let people have sex in public then

>>216564482
Well yeah

NEW: Dorset Police have announced that 44% of alleged sex offences in Dorset are carried out by asylum seekers living in asylum hotels

>>216564482
Yeah why not

>>216564444
Leftypol in court justifying why he was exposing his naked bollocks to schoolchildren

Sir Beer Garden

>>216564475
Abbott too

get it made

how do I get better at cunnilingus

>>216564489
not real they would never announce that

>>216564464
she can take my seat then

The middle trying to summon BBC demons

time to BAKUSHIIIIIIIN if there is one (1) guest uma with sprint spark

>>216564489
how does this affect you PERSONALLY rorke?

Nuevo
>>216564203
>>216564203
>>216564203

>>216564410
well im bringing my troops of 100 million anglo men and displacing the native population of france what are you going to do about it

>>216564444
spoken like a true nonce

>>216564489
Leftypol something something

love white girls twerking

>>216562585
Nightmare fuel
This is the closest to failing conditions in life

>>216562662
Nice source rorke
We all know allied WWII soldiers were staunch antifa who punched nazis