Thread 216569053

chappy edish

kill brazilians
kill dutch
kill belgians

>>216569107
Can you explain why you post these images hundreds of times?

on the train

reckon it would be easy to stage a suicide? haha asking for a friend and/or just curious x

Why didn't you listen to him?
https://streamable.com/8m93qf

dtfic poster lore theories gradually getting more unhinged by the day

getting bummed later x

>>216569157
You've made this exact post 124 times now. Can you explain why?

see
would've missed this had I not opened the stub to find the new

>>216569133
i'm so in love with Ruby, but she doesn't even know my name...

>>216569179
I just check the 'log if nobody posts for a while

>>216569133
never taken an overnight train and i want to so badly, it looks like so much fun

>>216569147
Just applying Occam's razor innit

>>216569056
since I was 13 I'm afraid though I plan on leaving soon
>>216569087
such claims require proof

remembering how sad i used to get when i was like 8 and a cute looking mascot on packaging would get thrown in the bin and i would imagine it being lonely and neglected in there

>>216569137
um

>>216569177
i did?

uhh...

oh no

Dual SIM paki reporting for duty
What's more paki: rocking the dual SIM or using libera mobile?

>>216569195
got bummed on one of those
wouldn't recommend it

>>216569224
Yes. Why do you keep posting it?

if it's hip, it's here

>>216569241
shut up you mong

*unsheaths mehrunes razor*
who fucking WANTS IT THEN

>>216569207
you're gonna think i'm that retard for saying this too but there has never been any good evidence that he even knows how to use a proxy
he can't even generate ai images that don't look retarded
he is a cripple on all accounts

>>216569209
ummers

>>216569215
ktim, even throw bottles in the bin with their caps so that they're not separated forever
>>216569273
well how much are you selling it for?

>>216569248
he's a mentally ill turbofreak who watched his mum has set with an ape (nigger) and has a 10cm and thin penis.
he's so pathetic he got done by mousey ffs

right well that's a woman riding a dildo while her flaccid willy bounces up and down and drips precum

>>216569273
me
*takes it off you*
thanks mate

>>216569291
honorary brazilian

>>216569276
And how are the Belgian posts any different?

>>216569243
sounds good to me but so isn't keen on night trains so i doubt it will ever happen

got a stalk on now

What makes /brit/ so good, why is it so addictive

>>216569291
not out at the gherkin tonight mate?

>>216569363
the lack of having anything else going on at all

>>216569367
was yesterday

>>216569326
i'm not saying he doesn't copy him, but as it happens ziednonce obviously doesn't use proxies either
they just never get banned (or they never get range banned)

>>216569363
funniest posters
conversely, what tends to ruin it is most all JFs

>>216569363
the autism and schizophrenia

>>216569363
friend simulator

>>216569363
it's a place to let out all the weird autistic thoughts and pretty much have them disappear and poof into the ether. like a release valve

mental how one day it will just dawn on you that you'll be doing things for the last time

got nothing in for dinner i want to eat but know if i go to the shops i shall purchase some of the liquid jew

yeah that's all nice and well but i bet the pg tips are leaky, yeah?

>>216569473
leaking into your batty you gay little freak

>>216569466
like your last ever poo. probably won't even know it's your last

all nice and well but the bendydem are wagging on katy's phone

report the BE flags posts

>>216569471
just eat what you have, even if it doesn't seem appealing now it will be when you're hungrier

RORKE ALEXANDER WALSH, GET YOUR ARSE DOWN HERE NOW!!!

>>216569466
wish i'd known this the last time i was shagging a girl
probably would have stuck a finger up her arse for a laugh

left shoulder blade hurts

ziedbelg swears he is not closeted but spends all his time writing about knobs wagging about

funny init

>>216569512
haven't seen any m8. can't help sorry

some arses are made to be shagged

>>216569466
no it wont

>>216569363
Constant stimulation. It's like tiktok or other short form content platforms.

as always, lets give it a go

going

Fireworks going off
Dogbert thinks it's someone at the door and keeps barking at it the fucking dick
At least he's not scared

Sir Jadon Malik Sancho

m

>>216569363
keeping up with all the personalities

>>216569537
unironically it's probably gas

>>216569363
I can chuck my inane thoughts out into the world and maybe get a reply without badgering my friends

Sir Jude Victor William Bellingham

If I get double digits I'm winning the Euromillions jackpot tonight.

>>216569605
why is his cum so clear

>>216569639
pscr

>>216569673
low test

>>216569605
It's not gay to shag this

thats nut dripping from her cock

>>216569612
>>216569655
Both of their dads are timmies lol

>>216569717
Okay who in here was the one who did this?

>>216569741
lool

>>216569786
He needs locking up

>A woman passenger brought him tissue paper while sheltering under an umbrella

lucky woman

did the small paper cylinder make a bright light and a noise did it

>>216569794
he needs putting down

ultrawide about to be sooo heinous

might get a chinky chinaman to make me some crispy duck then get a brownoid on an ebike to deliver it to me in the rain then give no tip

Mohammed Azim (41)has been charged with the murder of Lily Whitehouse aged 19, she was found with serious injuries in Park Street,Oldbury (Sandwell) at around 9.50pm on Bonfire night 5.11.25. Despite the best efforts of paramedics, she was sadly pronounced dead at the scene.

lil timmy didn't see it comin'

succulent chinese meal for tea

>>216569853
mmhmm

ultrawide in ziedy's mummy while his timmy dad is in the ground x

>>216569849
feels like somethings happening every other day now.

why are the fireworks going off again?
am I missing some non white holiday?

>>216569896
It's Christmas!

yuh, yuh, tek dat
yuh, tek di ting yeh

fumin lads. gta6 delayed AGAIN

imagine not having Belgium filtered

every once in a while I'll see a post complaining about his cuck spam and I'll be like "oh yeah, I remember that guy"

>>216569853
wild to see anything being successfully investigated in Africa

>>216569896
We just aimlessly stretch festivals out for weeks and months now because we have no spiritual structure or direction any more.

pov m2

Booze status lads?

>>216569896
this is the closest weekend to the 5th, in other words the time when normal working people are able to enjoy fireworks

>>216569977
not opened yet. don't want to blow my load too early

>>216569928
you should realise by now that this thread is populated by complete retards who love complaining without taking any action whatsoever

>>216569896
Lower class scum bought too many fireworks and didn’t use them all on bonfire night

>>216569977
currently 5 cans deep on the punk ipa

>>216569896
The "youths" around me have been letting them off every night for over a week

>>216569717
pscr

rorke complaining about the youths again

>>216569926
ktim but the new ye album

that sweet nap after gherkin shift

Hope AI becomes so good that we all upload our conciousness to it and live without physical bodies

>>216570051
me except with farts

stay away from upper storey windows sergey

red onions are clearly purple

>>216570076
*unplugs you*

just got under a blanket

getting Worried Now ok ..

Gary Eats

Is eating a Lot Lately ..
His belly Looks very
Rotund ..

but As Always .. Let`s Give it
a

Go !!

>>216569926
it looks exactly like a repeat of GTA V, no attempt to make an interesting new locale or even time period. Don't get hype at all

>>216570120
You’re just a weird little virgin then probably love your little kingdom map and dungeon wizard games don’t ya

having a drink with my online pals on /brit/ and posting about things

>>216570111
*gets in with you*

>>216569896
probably gaslighting us in to believing its ramadam again for the 50th time this year

>>216570120
Nope it doesn't incel boy

bulbous about to hurl heinously

woah black betty ramadam

cant stand ales
cant stand bitter
not a big fan of stout
wines alright
quite like whisky and coke
for me, its lager, simple

>>216570144
dvde if it's made by PARADOX then it mvst be grevt..

>>216570179
Can you stand walking outside and making a friend? Give it a try you BORING CUNT

>>216570179
>cant stand ales
>cant stand bitter
>not a big fan of stout
Soft hands wrote this post

boozeberg makes me feel so shit physically and mentally but I love it so much

>>216570144
the irony of someone calling someone else a virgin because they think a video game doesnt look interesting is hilarious
gta is a shit series. did the man go on a rampage and get 5 heckin starinos in his stolen car? sybau

why do americans say real estate when we just say estate or estate agent.

Sir Escort Licker

rorke getting his chicken nuggets in the airfryer

give him a second series you swine!

def got low test levels me x

>>216570316
cock piss partridge

get the balls despunked, rorke

>>216570316
anal dirge prat

>>216570332
Doing a Testosterone level test tomorrow, bit nervous but need to know.

right, well that's that settled then isn't it

>>216570332
you should bottom for me x

>>216570313
i'm having fish fingers

watched a youtube documentary thing about charlie kirk's killer
the tldw is that he was a literal gay furry virgin who acted out when his schizophrenic tranny boyfriend who basically acted like mousenonce went on about charlie kirk for 5 minutes then probably forgot about it by the next morning
bro killed someone because of some bussy

>>216570370
you that mong who used all three lancets and still couldn't get the blood?
wonder what happened to him

>>216570389
it 5x lush

>>216570370
you got to go to the doctors for that?

>>216570390
ok

>>216569053 (OP)
off out

>>216570389
no you aren't. thats a british product you can't get in south africa

>>216570445
you'll be shocked to know he isnt actually south african

>>216570389
Lie on.

>>216570408
Nah ordered a kit online via Superdrug

letting out some squeaky farts today

new marvel comic hero, battyman

>>216570466
might do the same

it's spaki

I'm going to the gay porn shop, would any of you lads like anything?

>>216570398
Never done one before but yeah it's like that
Is it hard to do?

It was 17C in London yesterday

I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, that isn’t normal for November. It should be cold, not warm, I shouldn’t have been sweating IN NOVEMBER. These are the types of temps I expect in April or May NOT NOVEMBER, why am I still seeing bees and wasps, IN NOVEMBER. This isn’t normal end of

>>216570460
baited you x

>>216570510
heterosexual porn? if that's not a big ask

>>216570538
Best I can do is gay porn.

>>216570537
how so?

>>216570533
his favourite bb gun

I wish my ballsack was not so sweaty and itchy.

>>216570435
lovely 'tex

sucking a biltong

>>216570538
I don't think they have any in stock but I will ask the man at the counter if they have any heterosexual porn

Think I'm gay now. Any chubby lad wanna post their exposed belly for me?

>>216570533
the hardest cunt in maple ridge

>>216570491
I'm the lad who's struggling with libido and isn't masturbating or watching porn, this is more for my reassurance
If my testosterone is in normal range, then I'll know what the issue is

>>216570535
well it's the bloody globabl warning isn't it

>>216570551
because i masterbaited you and you came to me

>>216570629
no you didnt

>>216570605
my nob

what does /brit/ think of rosalía's new album?

>>216569673
>>216569714
>>216569707
its precum, hes just milking his prostate from riding the dildo

t. have done this before and it happens when youre in chastity too

>>216570611
You know what will definitely help? Obsessing about it

>>216570643
um

>>216570643
lick

I remember one time the electrics in my kitchen blew the fuse randomly and then never did it ever again

>>216570529
not really, only if you dont follow the instructions
just remember, your blood will clot but keep giving your finger a fucking squeeze until it fully clots, and if you're short then move onto another finger

>>216570643
lock it up

>>216570644
i got that recommended to me on youtube this morning and i have never heard of this woman in my life
who is she and what kind of music does she make

not gay but I'd suck that moist willard

I've hidden many /brit/ posts today, you lads have certainly been devilish today. Must be the weekend

>>216570685
pretty gay

>>216570679
Just awful this

Glad I didn't order no cocaine, I've only got one day off this weekend 'cause I agreed to overtime on Sunday didn't I. Would have been a write off and got in trouble. Reckon that means I can order some next week for being a good boy though doesn't it eh.

Honestly get yourself a good hard drug habit lads, it's given my life purpose and direction like nothing else.

>>216570535
A digital ID could have prevented this.

missed it fuck

>>216570683
latinx music, same as bad gyal and Karol G if you know them

>>216570578

>>216570679
The one on the right looks like a burn victim covering it up with make up

>>216570722
hi mate. if you could stop posting pictures of this fucking rotter that'd be marvellous. thanks!

>>216570685
>>216570699
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickgothgirls/

>>216570710
coke is genuinely vile muck
you know what you'll get up to, you know it isn't good for the body or soul

wonder is prince andrew allowed to keep his harddrives when he moves out

Total Labour victory. Love Keir Starmer. The man, his aura, everything.

you niggas are disgusting

>>216570679
why would you ruin your body with tattoos like that

he's talking about you

Got a few training courses lined up
A few apprenticeships, traineeships and normal jobs applied to
If I don't have gainful employment by this time come the first of February I'm claiming PIP and whatever sperg gibs I can get my hands on

Either the jobs market is this bad or I really am retarded, either way I don't see why I should continue to live in borderline poverty while abdul gets his travelodge for free, Chelsie and her ten kids get their house and expenses paid and retared kids get private taxies to school. If I can't earn money I'm going to get on the gibs train, basic UC is hardly enough for the fucking bus

>>216570764

Yeah. Not like I have owt better to do is it though

sir pip claimer

>>216570823
good luck
PIP is an absolute bastard to get these days

>>216570752
she is british culture

blessing people by turning them Chinese

blocked my son on twitter
had to be done. he was becoming an annoying little shit

Serve it up, don't wait. Let's see about this ham.

Dancing!

I fought in the Iraq War.

>>216570880

How old are you and how old is your son

Was Twitter your only method of contact with your son

>>216570944
nice one mate. want a fucking medal?

poo beaming

Eyeraq*

>>216570944

hope you got a bollock shot off

you are probably already circumcised lol

>>216570888
67 loool

>>216570944
did you defend the cheeseburgers successfully

Get the boggies eaten

karol g is fit as

>>216570944
Me too, (I played Conflict: Desert Storm on the PS2).

if you think modern veterans fought for a worthless cause wait until yuo find out we only beat the nazis to install an even greater and more profoundly evil fourth reich of our own

Female School Worker, Age strikes

So not only teachers are getting on the action now

>>216570944
should i give you thanks for my freedom?

>>216570965
I'm 33 and my son is 14
No, but he lives with his mother and he can be an annoying little shit sometimes

Opening pandoras box so to speak

>>216571126
more like a position of thrust

>>216571126
ethnicity of the youngins? x

>>216571126
going to need a better photo than that

>>216571137
>kid at 19

no wonder he's a shit. you were too and you probably raped his mum

>>216570944
Glod bless our troops.

just made a chicken wrap

off out now to see mates. enjoy your evening alone incels x

needless to say, I had the last laugh

Might go kfc

>>216571231
a chicken wrapped this?

Cluck-cluck, yo I’m strutting through the yard,
Feathers so fresh, yeah my drip go hard.
Pecking these grains, protein on deck,
Sunrise hustle — respect the peck.

I worry about how i spend my time every second, sick of it

>>216571231
how'd you make it do that?

just made a chicken rap

>>216571239
ok see you mate

>>216571197
Well said

Torrenting blade runner 2049

>>216571270
israelGPT generate me a Brit post

>>216570760
Can't be gay to have a go at this one

Just made a chicken wrap.
He the when the ai Wrap the Musi cstop hte amake

dem a, a luh leaky?

watching asMONGold

for me it's class consciousness, environmental consciousness, social justice consciousness

I’d cross the street if I saw Rorke coming — not because I’m scared, but because I don’t walk on the same side as fascists.

scranning not one but TWO packets of indomie

watched porn and wanked again award

>>216571427
Religion, culture, ethnic group, race. Those constitute the false consciousness spun up by the superstructures of capital.
Relationship to the means of production is something you feel in your bones.

>>216571457
One isn't enough

>>216571363
Me to my plumbing apprentice Demaluh when he can't think of the word to describe the pipes

>>216571126
many such cases

>The paedophile teachers who preyed on their pupils: From sex predator Rebecca Joynes to classroom assistant Kandice Barber, the school staff who abused the position of trust to groom underage students

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13430603/The-paedophile-teachers-preyed-pupils-sex-predator-Rebecca-Joynes-classroom-assistant-Kandice-Barber-school-staff-abused-position-trust-groom-underage-students.html

Don’t watch porn. Don’t wank. Don’t goon. All this stuff is unhealthy to do.

>>216570679
We need to have an honest conversation about the state of white masculinity.

>>216571502
ok

>>216571424
my condolences
id rather die than watch another one of his slop vids

>>216571502
truth nuclear bomb

where are the umkittens

>>216571473
heheh

>>216571487
many such cases

love arab girls so much but i've never gotten along with their families

>>216571502
i watch porn but i don't wank nor goon

>>216571571
Would love a piece of that cake. Only after she's finished it

>>216571537
um !! purrrr....

playing the gta iv

>>216571620
oh give it a fucking rest you bent queer

gta6 delayed again

Quit porn and prosper.

>>216571502
the mistress got you caged and plugged?

>>216571630
got the fusionfix on it or nah

having sex delayed indefinitely

>>216571653
this

>>216571673
ktim

>>216571653
i don't recall spock ever saying this

got warned for saying "report the BE flags posts"
that's not announcing a report fucking cancer minimod

living my myth in falmouth

havent wanked to porn since the ban because uploading my face is a step too far. honestly give the government credit. best move they've made

ktib

just been out driving my dads Mercedes in town. Windows down music loud going past all the people my age who were out walking to the pub/club etc they probably think I’m well hard

According to Firefox I have browsed to 4chan.org 9478 times

>>216571473
sent that freak to the gulag

>>216571755
miss my mates that used to chat shit like this to me

Things British people will never understand part 40
>July the 4th
>Trick or treating on Halloween
>cookouts in the backyard
>modern cities
>actual properly sized cars
>wide open spaces
>actual proper nature with animals and birds
>seeing clowns and corn along the road as you drive on a vacation, hours away

>>216571755
elliot roger vibes in this post

>>216571780
Wot

>>216571763
How do you check?

the number of press conferences football managers need to do is insane. they have more accountability in front of the press than the prime minister

imagine if you lived in the days before the internet and porn didn't become your entire life and you wouldn't have nervous breakdown at the thought of having sex with a woman

>>216571653
I did and i'm not prospering at all

>>216571799
He was a virgin wasn’t he? I’m not

>>216571784
another thing i'll never understand is why you insist on boring us with these shit posts

Things American people will never understand part 0345845
>not being retarded and fat
>basic geography
>systems that actually work and are efficient with public funding
>not being retarded and fat
>eating healthy food without a laundry list of mystery ingredients
>not being retarded and fat

>>216571763
small time

>>216571784
>clowns along the road
what on earth are you talking about

Got the vino out

>>216571886
Bit late isn't it?

Watching my gay porn

>>216571886
im on my fourth booze drink

>>216571843
It’s crazy how you assume I’m fat and retarded, when the truth is I’m literally a bodybuilder millionaire who reads. Ya seethe

>>216571817
I don't know how any football manager makes it to old age
the stress is just way too much
on the plus side there always seems to be some team ready to give you another job no matter how shit you do

Did you rent gay porn back in the day from the gay porn shop? What if someone seen you? What if you bumped into your dad on the way out?

fartworks going off

>>216571833
quite famously, yes

new frankenstein is boring as shit

why do artists feel the need to subject us with these same old stories
over and over again.

>I'm at such a high point in my career the world needs to see my rendition of [story everyone already knows]

No we don't. pure narcissism

>>216571971
You hid it

oscar wilde said it best when he said im a big gay batty boy extraordinaire fuck me sideways right up my arsehole and twist my bollocks

>>216571971
Gay people don't need porn because you can get sex just by saying hi.

>>216571956
it's good con. in football the manager has the least impact of any sport. it's usually just the new manager buzz then it wears off. thats why the turnover is so high

>>216571999
de toro has been making complete shite for 15 years now at least

>>216572041
>>216572041
>>216572041

>>216571999
>I'm at such a high point in my /brit/ career the thread needs to see my rendition of a blogpost
No we don't. pure narcissism

>>216572031
truth nuclear bomb

>>216571956
Oh yh its really more stressful than the army isnt it

>>216572049
you need help

>>216571999
i really want to see it but every movie i've looked forward to the past couple of years has been a huge disappointment and i just know this one will be too

>>216572031
But gay incels exist. And people who are afraid or ashamed to have gay sex, so watch gay porn instead

>>216572059
Yes

>>216570679
Corrrrrr greng

can we get a new please? thanks in advance, you're a good lad

>>216571658
oh if only