Thread 216569567

>500ml vodka down the hatch
are you drunk iyc?>

>>216569567 (OP)
>500ml
What kinda bootleg bottles you got there? And don’t tell me it’s below 40%…

vpn on jeetvan

>>216569567 (OP)
i don't drink anymore

>>216569593
while it says it's 50% i believe the quality control being shit plaves it at 60% or more. I'm not THAT drunk

I think PBR might be pumping through my veins at this point

>>216569567 (OP)
How alcoholic one must be to handle that much?

>>216569731
You can't handle that?

>>216569731
idk i just feel a bit tipsy, just scraned some choclate waffles because we felt like it. Last time I had a lot more, it's more on how fast you down it really

>>216569641
>500ml at one time
Stop.

>>216569761
no

ive had 1,5 beers and im already drunk

i DID bitchout and mix some cranberry juice in it but i'm still a drukbro trust xoxo

>>216569641
>60%
wtf. Are you sure this is ABV and not the American “proof” (which us

>>216569831
I genuinely don't care, the buzz feels great. Last time I got drun on a lot of beer and slurred my speech like a retard

>used to be able to down up to 6 shots of whiskey and still be able to get through the night
>now that i'm 30 i get sleepy after i down my 2nd shot

Are you a regular alcoholic or is this meant to be a fatal dose? You're gonna feel like shit tomorrow that's for sure

>>216570289
regular, I can stomach it since i don't send my liver in a rinser every week but yeah i will be waking up VERY late, this is more of a twice a month activity tbqh

>>216569567 (OP)
>>216569770
>50cl of vodka
> just feel a bit tipsy
wtf
How many hours have you been drinking?

>>216570416
2hrs or more of sissy sips with my bro

>>216570441
No idea how you're able to do that. I'd be leathered lel

>>216570456
it's not great because I need to drink more to get shitfaced, we tried some local drugs as well and they didn;t do shit for me

>>216570416
Often those escapades are like "Woo, this tastes just like water" shortly followed by puking though, unless it's a proper alcoholic

>>216570523
nah we were taking it easy and just chud sipping so it didn;t hit as hard

I feel you, I used to chug half a liter of pure 38% vodka every night during the peak of my alcoholism, all that in the span of 3h
then I almost burned my house down when I forgot something on the stove

that being said I'm itching to get blitzed on some wine today

>>216570563
age takes away all, time is a nigger and I it's enemy

>>216570590
Come on anon go talk to some poojeeta or something, if ur actually drunk it might help with the social autism

>>216570697
I'm like sub5 which is basically a death sentence, u wont catchdf me simoping

>>216569567 (OP)
I'm too old I get headaches

>>216569567 (OP)
I drink almost everyday but this monday after a night of drinking I woke up with pain in my chest so I think it might be time to sober up

>>216569731
I was alcoholic for a few months and I worked up to that being my "normal" daily consumption pretty quick
Bad days were sitting at around a litre

i drink daily but never more than ~300 ml of vodka, so i never get hangover or any other unpleasant side effects

>>216569567 (OP)
Why is everyone acting like this an unheard-of amount?

>>216571582
exactly, it's normgroid tier

haven't drunk any alcohol for a year.

>>216569567 (OP)
Nice go hug a train

>>216569620
based macaco

>>216569567 (OP)
I have not been drunk in… 77 days at this point. Before that, I had been more or less intoxicated during all waking hours of the previous eighteen months. It is in my best interest to avoid drinking.

had to make this thread when I brought in a 12 pack huh

>>216569966
Literally me, I understand why people do daydrinking now.

i had 9 beers and a few drinks last friday at a party but that was over like at least 9 hours

I dunno why but whenever i drink i get super horny the next day after the hangover passes so i just spend the first half of the day edging and watching youtube

>>216569567 (OP)
Last week I drank 1 liter of pure Skyy vodka and many liters of cheap wine and I didn't get a hangover, very strange

>drink too little, no fun
>drink too much, get too stupid to enjoy things, literally cant comprehend what im doing
>drink the perfect amount, achieve enlightment, the world turns to heaven, feel ridiculously cozy, laugh as if i was a little kid once again

>>216569567 (OP)
I'm on my third Peroni
it was on sale

>>216569567 (OP)

Do Indians drink this?

>>216578731
I've been drinking a lot of gin and tonics recently it's a very good drink, especially for curing malaria

>>216569567 (OP)
Do poos even drink?

Having a glass of this, I like a nice Rye

>>216571582
Some people have never been alcoholic

>>216569731
are you a brown invader? 500-700ml of spirits is a regular amount to get drunk.

>>216569567 (OP)
Tonight's tea so far.
I might keep it that way.

>>216579078
It's a slightly odd amount to drink out of a 750... a 1500 on the other hand...

I'm 5 beers in and stopping for the night, I should stick to 3-4 beers, especially if it helps keep my liver from dying, I don't want to get liver disease and want to still keep the booze.
That's the mistake many peeps make, they want to keep drinking but they don't take their liver in consideration in order to do so.

>>216578672
The funny things is there's no such things as the perfect amount

I've never been drunk in my life

>>216579779
Sure there is - it depends on tolerance, hydration, stomach contents, how calm, rested, happy you are, dosage over time... regardless of the variables, I'm happiest with 3-6 drinks.

>>216579803
no better time to start than now gayboy

just took the sip, almost panicked cuz i separate the 750ml bottle into three 250ml that I hide in my room, thinking of her, shit I am ripping all her socials just in case she takes them down or make them private

Never really got the appeal of drugs. You just pay to get an unpleasant taste in your mouth and a headache. Nothing ever happens.
Why do people pretend like it's anything other than that?

I only have 1 can of beer left bump

>>216569567 (OP)
no, im trying to resist the urge to drink a hard cider

>>216571582
I know it's common but even when I got shitfaced everyday for months I never built the tolerance to down half a litre in one night. The silver lining is that it's not as catastrophic for my wallet to have zero tolerance I guess
>>216579988
Delete that shit immediately or rip

>>216578731
Drunkard Indians I know mostly seem to drink whisk(e)y.

>>216578823
> Do poos even drink?

I actually did some research on this in business school. It’s a fascinating market. Statistically, a substantial majority of Indians do not drink, at all. More than 70% of the population is completely abstinent. But most Indians who drink drink a LOT.

So they’re either teetotalers or drunkards.

>>216569567 (OP)
yes lol
>>216569731
dunno, not there yet
>>216569825
nice
>>216569966
>bragging about getting drnk on pennies
>>216579988
>shit I am ripping all her socials just in case she takes them down or make them private
Wish I did this lmao
>>216581671
me in 4 years