Thread 216572041

nottingham festival edish

>i'm at such a stage in my posting journey i need to make the new

No you don't. fuck off

Leftypol is sleeping. Post Britain.

the sex chebs wanktoil

>>>/gif/29747120

A tax of only 2% on wealth over £10 million would raise £24 billion every year

How can you be against that it’s 2% for fucks sake

>>216572108
Sort yourself out.

>>216572108
way too big

nth for the holodem

>>216572096
beautiful

business idea: straight porn but with only men
cheaper to make, untapped market, potentially high profit margins. gay porn I calls it

>>216572108
so i take it ofcom is still cucked by based hiroshimoot

>>216572165
I've got news for you mate...

Sir Am Bottom

when I post bait on /pol/ and get no replies I am upset

No alarms and no surprises

It happened again
>Police hunting for four more prisoners mistakenly released

Things British people will never understand, part 65
>fireworks,hamburgers, and hotdogs on a July’s night
>summer break when schools out
>playing video games with your friends all weekend and sleeping over whilst watching movies and snacking
>long car rides
>futuristic appliances and cities
>becoming a hot shot young lawyer in a big city and slaying some pooty-tang before a disastrous Christmas break up which leaves one of you forever heartbroken
>grandmas apple pie with fresh apples form the backyard
>grandpas world war 2 stories
>proper surfing and surf music

>>216572178
whats on the rolls?tuna?

>>216572258
Truth nuclear bomb

>>216572240
AI pish

>>216572178
first time i noticed the tongs on top for lifting them

>>216572230
Yeah? Need a source on that one before I believe it Rorke

Labour are self-sabotaging to force an early GE

>>216572282
4chan ai bot, summarise this for me

It's kind of mental how usually my bfs farts turn me on except when we're eating and he farts and the smell combined with the smell/taste of the food is just rank and not sexy at all. Save it for after dinner.

got less than zero interest in cuckoldry or any of that shite but i would like it if an assertive women locked my dick in a cage and ordered me to service her sexually and suchlike

>>216572240
most north dakotans will never understand that stuff

any twink man in?

Busy day tomorrow lads, I have the 'xiety x

they don't make beef flavoured crisps anymore
the woke have seen to that

In the UAE, notorious crypto scammer Roman Novak and his wife were found murdered. Novak had defrauded investors of $500 million and fled.

Journalists reported that the couple’s relatives had been unable to contact them for about a month. Novak’s phone had been inactive since October 4.

It was later revealed that the couple had been kidnapped and a large ransom demanded for their release. When the ransom couldn’t be raised, Novak and his wife Anna were killed.

>>216572382

in overseas internet slang, this is called a truthnuke, or a truth nuclear bomb

Reading archives threads from 2008
Before I knew what 4chan was

>>216572386
Thought that was Wayne Rooney with a chad filter

>>216572382
the chinky braised beef ones are pretty good

>>216572377
woke nonsense

internationally smuggling bitcoin usb sticks in my bum

>>216572331
please show your shagger pass

>>216572386
I thought Dubai and UAE were a safe haven for criminals

garlic bread is in the oven lads

>>216572412
I was 1 at the time

>>216572455
UM x

>>216572412
i've been posting on the 'an since 2006

>>216572357
what about a woman with a cock, would you service her?

https://www.reddit.com/user/fossoriashotsf28/

>>216572353
is this a mihai post from the 'chives or just mihaiesque

>>216572455
um

>>216572427
um
you didn’t need to do that you just need to write down the wallet seed somewhere.

Sir Ivor Caplin aka Sir Am Bottom aka Sir Child Molester aka Sir Stung Paedophile aka Sir Jewish Homosexual

bit mental how we had a 100 year old WWII veteran straight up say the war wasn't worth it on national TV

>>216572470
no and theres no such thing

>>216572455
um but also fuck off

>>216572470
That’s a fake dick

>>216572470
um

>>216572444
Nah. Africa is the real haven for criminals. I could tell you stories which could blow your mind

>>216572386
best 500M timmy cud do

>>216572485
the usb sticks each had a text file with the wallet seeds on

rarity

Got the good captcha

>>216572511
Yeah but it’s also Africa. If you steal half a billion quid but have to live in Africa what’s the point

>>216572386
>>216572444
>>216572511
genuinely think dubai will end up becoming some sort of megacity dystopia if it doesnt collapse once the oil runs out

UK parliament mistakenly holds a minute of silence for Ian Watkins, now deceased lead singer of lostprophets

Barbara Good could fucking get it

>>216572444
clearly so did he

>>216572547
They’re typically well connected to other career criminals who could fly you in and out of private airports around the world

These guys seem to have been small time criminals

fucking state of this gimp

>>216572548
it's literally already one

>>216572547
point is you want to be living somewhere where you wont be looking over your shoulder all the time, though mind you theres almost nowhere you can go except maybe the outback

>>216572282
i thought this would be creepy and gross but honestly it's decent advice

>>216572566
Sir Kim Jonguner:
>Obviously, nobody is more angry and upset about this thing that happened than me, and we'll get to the bottom of the issue

big willy

>>216572545
can't believe he made himself rarity what a pisstake

>>216572545
um

>>216572539
how many usb’s can you fit your arse before you involuntarily spaff

>>216572584
she's thick as fucking pigshit lol

how do i know if i have ops? don't want to ruin the carnival by showing up and I've got ops starting beef

>>216572618
just a 16GB and an 8GB
maybe a few 4GBs

>>216572620
Never really played with pigs shit so I don’t know how thick it is to be honest

>>216572639
you are grim mate

>>216572620
what kind of comparison is even that

got a magnetic tape cassette up my arris
240gb of archive data on that
straight through customs with it

honestly had the best night's sleep I had in ages last night
went to bed at 10, head on the pillow, out like a fucking light, faded back into life around 7 after some beautiful dreams about living on another planet where everything was peaceful
it felt fucking kino and I hope it happens again tonight

ST appears in 3... 2... 1...

Alright team

for me it's an e240 vhs tape up the arse, scotch brand

Sir mega lolz

yeah?

>>216572621
the only ops you have rorke is call of duty black ops

>>216572584
Wish she'd lay a few sultanas down my chops

>parents treating me completely different since I said I've been meeting a girl

NGL I I understand but also odd to see person

>>216572671
Johnny Diuretic

why do brits walk around with Rambo knives?

Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo show off matching "Wicked: For Good" tattoos...

>8pm-9pm on a Friday
>Gardeners World
And they ask why kids don't watch tv anymore

haven’t had over 6 hours sleep since I was 16

The richest people in the world aren’t the ones you see on Forbes, and I’m not talking about Rothschild or Bilderbergs

There are people with millions, billions in hard cash out there. You could pass a bloke on the streets and not realize he’s part of an international crime syndicate

If you were walking around Ayrshire circa 2011, that’s what you’d be doing. A random bloke from Scotland was sole controller of a company that in name was worth billions of dollars. It’s only employee was him. Curiously this company was connected back to European royalty that eventually led police to barns in the African Savannah full of gold bars, priceless works of art, and rubies and sapphires beyond your dreams, guarded by black listed international mercenaries, like something out of a video game. This Scottish man had no idea who he actually worked for. He was just a figurehead he said. He got approached right before the fall of Libya by some hooded and shady men and asked if he wanted to pretend to be the director

>>216572756
mate who here cares about wicked or ariana grande why do you keep posting this stuff

>>216572762
mate. gardener's world has been at that time for decades. see, the weekend is when a lot of people do gardening

>>216572588
thought it was vic reeves from the thumbnail

What happened to gs then lads?

Ayrshire mentioned

why is guillermo del torro obsessed with making movies about weird tall guys

never had forty winks. maybe twenty or so winks

>>216572780
First time I've ever posted anything about it
You are a retard

>>216572756
ariana is forbidden from coming here, we don't like her anymore

>>216572805
all the members moved on with their lives and bought houses and started families and that

>>216572834
liar

thank you chicken for allowing yourself to be killed and providing your delicious meat to this sweet and sour dish

>>216572841
her plane broke down nun she cud do

well rorke?

>>216572861
7 looks like a white rio ferdinand

Mum said if I’m not getting a job I have to start volunteering fuck that

>>216572677
what happened in the dream
me? dreamt about being on the Greek coast and it was full of cougars and lions that were scaring me so i had 2 nature podcasters set up right there on the rocks to discuss if the animals are safe to be around, never got a straight answer

Alright lads, just got back from the gay porn shop. I asked the man at the till about whether there is any straight porn and he said that there isn't, there is only gay porn being sold in the shop.

My colleague is gleefully telling me about how the british man has had enough and is finally standing up

what happens if i just tell a fib and say stuff from my 'roo order wasn't delivered?

>>216572861
lord sugar onamadone

I’d wager that she has a pooey bum.

Rorke wanking in his smelly bedroom
Leftypol marrying a tranny
Rasheed marrying his cousin
Tarq marrying his cousin

>>216572881
what did the sign on the door say

>>216572861
The bottom middle left is called Lucifer Hunter lmao

>>216572178
>Sosage

had a white justeat driver at the weekend
massive recession indicator

>>216572908
Gay Porn Shop

sir bent shopper

>>216572880
dunno if you ever played space engine or any of those space simulators but it felt like that, like I was wandering around on a planet where everything was blue and watery, it felt very peaceful
aha those podcasters though, can never trust them

>>216572923
right
so why did you go in then?
knowing it was a gay porn shop that sold gay porn

>>216572861
rorke turning a blind eye to this as per usual

>>216572940
You're allowed to look

got called homophobic in the gay porn shop

>>216572917
It's over. We won. The invaders are packing their bags and going home.

Slow night in /brit/ tonight. Going to head over to /britfeel/ to see what's going on there. Then I might make my way over to /britpol/ to make it a full /britcrawl/.

>>216572950
allowed sure
but why would you want to

if you fancy the jonas brothers
cover your belly

>>216572897
your mental health must be in tatters

>>216572841
She's not brown enuff for hues anymore or what?

>>216572933
What’s a bent shopper? Is that when Elton John pops down to Aldi?

>>216572779
>Curiously this company was connected back to European royalty
fr?

>>216572881
oh ok
thanks for looking

do you lot ever stop and think "wtf i have a job and get paid for it and i have a gf ans friends who like me how the fuck did that all happen"?

Sir Twink Feet

>>216572964
I'm doing market research. I had a clipboard and everything ;)

>>216572861
should have changed their name and wore boot polish, could have had that down to 50 hours community service

>>216572966
No I’m fine.

>power cut into tornado
She's cooked

>>216572881
thats just what they say if they dont like the look of you. keeps it exclusive

>>216573003
did you buy anything

>>216572936
sounds delightful

>>216573015
buy an ad

>>216572963
I'll come with you mate haha

>>216573023
A mug that says it changes when you add boiling water. Haven't tried it yet though

>>216573015
she really needs to stick to being a whore

>>216573015
get a grip

>>216573048
cool

>>216573015
simp award

>>216573052
agreed maybe when she shows her shithole on camera I'll watch her stupid gaming stream

Xir Carly Bender

Its the pregabs for me de lads

>>216572984
Yep. In fact.....If I recall,its was your country's royal family to be specific

vile little englishman wanking away in his state subsidised bedroom

finished reading the Rose Field by Philip Pullman
honestly a bit disappointed given how much i loved his books as a kid

>>216573106
ktim... ktim. ..

>>216573106
blog on

nice bit of stilton and biscuits with a drop of port. lovely

>>216573097
yeah but im just using the flag
whats the company name then

>>216573106
ktimming hard

RIP CARLYBENDER DEAD

i'm in heat

glistening to 10cc - art for art's sake

>>216573124
i broke the news

>>216573109
>finished reading the Rose Field by Philip Pullman
did you
>honestly a bit disappointed given how much i loved his books as a kid
are you

wheres the rarity one

>>216573122
cuck

shitting nora the queens died lads

>>216573128
Oiled up are you?

really though, why does he post so much about his silly little vtubers and e-thots like we're interested?
arent there like a million other places where he can talk to other people who like these things and not random people who hurl abuse at him?

>>216573149
oh no not again

rorke doesn't have ops, he's not threatening enough

sluttershy>.<

>>216573154
yh for black men

sometimes I get a crusty scab in one if the folds of my ear as if it's been bleeding slightly
very satisfying to pick

>>216573052
Prefer her comfy streams but she's got some leng asuka and rei latex cosplays in the works

>>216573154
nah just sweaty

>>216572861
it's a bit depressing reading how other countries sentence crimes like theses compared to sentences here in canada

>>216573174
KTIM

>>216572178
I'll take a rorst beef please, sire

>>216573124
fingers crossed this is real

>>216573179
right and you wank over this shite do you?

Garlic bread is OUT of the oven and INTO my mouth!

>>216573179
i dont fucking care
nobody cares

r&b classics thumping in gherkin
katies lining up outside
cronem getting geeked on dat loud

>>216573201
Exchange rate back then was £1 = $10. Are you sure you would be good for it?

Been mind raped by a woman, and I'm entirely to blame.

>>216573194
what do you mean, do they have really harsh sentences in canada?

>>216573223
Corrrr wouldnt mind some garlic bread
Unfortunately i have severe demand avoidance so can’t cook

>>216573243
no, the opposite

>>216573054
Not up for a wank, waiting for the goal reach

>>216573242
Employed Woman's got to you has she? She has that woman's intuition x

>>216573242
Tell us more de lad

>>216573286
what even worse than just over 10 years for a child rapist?

>>216573239
Not out shagging tonight? Let me guess, 'too tired from toil'?

>>216573299
Spainoish post

>>216573267
Tell DWP not us, also grow up

worried about diego
no deegs during the ashes......

>>216573319
did it yesterday

>>216573310
>develop feelings for woman I've known for four years
>confess to her, she claims she feels the same
>have wonderful rapport, when we are together I feel as at ease as I do when I am alone
>have dated more beautiful women, more wealthy, more intelligent, but she feels like a half I was missing
>dedicate myself to truly knowing her, journal everything about her down to the most minute detail
>fall in love with her and her inner world
>suddenly grows distant
>confront her
>"You don't love me, you are just infatuated with women in general"
>go forward pretending it never happened

>>216573216
Nah I enjoy her cosplays in an artistic sense

>>216573223
yes please mate!
*horrifically burns the roof of my mouth with the first bite*

>>216573223
Suck. It. Down.

you runts couldn't BUY a fucking interesting post today

>>dedicate myself to truly knowing her, journal everything about her down to the most minute detail
>>fall in love with her and her inner world

get this wog shite off, get the marky b on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDmQediUpI&list=RDoCDmQediUpI&start_radio=1

and the latest from the shoe sniffing nonce of wigan?

>>216573336
Yh you do seem obsessive, probably part love part that

>>216573380
This is the Brazilian poster btw

>>216573335
lie on incel

imagine falling in love with women fucking cringing my nut off

bayern in the cup

Life on pregabs is a good life

>>216573380
thighs like a bull kangaroo

>>216573380
lowkey look like this, but more twinkish

>>216573236
You said she's better off being coombait so I replied with coombait(news)

>>216573391
Obsessed with her, not with any woman I have access to. Idgi

>develop feelings for woman I've known for four years
>confess to her, she claims she feels the same
>have wonderful rapport, when we are together I feel as at ease as I do when I am alone
>have dated more beautiful women, more wealthy, more intelligent, but she feels like a half I was missing
>dedicate myself to truly knowing her, journal everything about her down to the most minute detail
>fall in love with her and her inner world
>suddenly grows distant
>recieve text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"

>>216573448
lie on

toilfu has been experiencing creepy unwanted advances from a prisoner lately, might get a chance to leap to her defence and show my value as a protective dependable partner

>>216573421
um…
>>216573448
UM!!!

sucking a golf ball

>>216573473
Too obvious de lad

>>216573317
well we recently had a case where a man raped a 12 year old girl repeatedly, beat her, tried to plant a bomb in her family car in an attempt to kill her family, and called and threatened her from prison to stop her from cooperating with police, and he got 8 years

>>216573179
what the fuck this is spoilers
for fucks sake

mental how it took cavemen 1000s of years even to make tiny bits of progress and we went from house phone to brick phone to iPhone within 100 years

>>216573524
nun timmy cud do

>>216573524
>what do you do in this situation
Leave them for a younger hotter gf

>>216573512
hey, we've all been there

>>216573538
um

Sir notting ham

>>216573183
A chune meant for belting your lungs out at the club x

>>216573558
Incel

>>216573555
you didn't do anything

mr hankey the christmas poo

golfing a suckball

>>216573575
He's clearly using we and us in the context of mankind

Dual SIM paki charging my phone

>>216572240
I experienced 5 of these what’s my prize?

>>216573203
carlybender's alright
hope they're doing ok xx

>>216573609
Mental health award

>>216573602
you fucking what

*pins down umposter*
*starts tonguing his arsehole*

>>216573555
going from 0 to 1 is way harder than going from 1 to 100
once you have a computer working, improving it is much easier than inventing one

What happens if you haven't got beef with someone, you've got pork instead?

dual SIM paki logging in

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
>Paper round in Chernobyl
>Autumnclue
>Kosher salt
>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails
>Charlie Bighams
>Trades posting
>me when I...
>Black pussy CHANGED Rorke
>work clobber bee
>dual SIM paki
Quite the list isn't it

Don't think I'll ever love again

>>216573644
It means you're a chicken

garlic sex arse

theres probably about 5 posters here who can be funny, the rest of you need raping to death

>>216573555
back then the population density was extremely low
i imagine entire tribes died of starvation or disease often, or things could just get forgotten easily if they weren't absolutely necessary to everyday survival. and when something was permanently embedded in a group's behaviour it took even longer to spread to others

>>216573517
Nice bait lad

>>216573669
>>Black pussy CHANGED Rorke
Only good one

>>216573669
>no umposters
dropped

>>216573697
there is like 5 posts a month that are actually funny let alone 5 funny posters

>>216573670
Never been in love me, only had 1.5 girlfriends mind you

>>216573697
I'm in this post

>>216573745
think your getting confused with your reflection on the screen pal

>>216573565
true, true. short spell in a healing lodge and he'll be right as rain, no doubt

>>216573745
*rapes you to death*

>>216573670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWbS4Jg-rzY

>>216573702
To be fair I do think it's complete bollocks that in the very first teaser that released for the movie they showed the Reze kiss and reveal scene. Such a bizarre decision seeing as how it's one of the better twists in the series.

>>216573754
Naw I think i'm getting confused with your mum's bed wee man

my skeng will touch man like a sad story

>>216573736
where did you hide the other half

>>216573670
https://youtu.be/tpT7H7qIHIo?si=yp7bU4s5r1ogdx-P

>>216573555
my grandmother always talks about how her parents went from horse and buggy to watching the moon landing

it is pretty wild. our brains aren't really equipped for this

so fucking bored
are fridays really this muck when you're not on the booze

>>216573787
ian watkins back from the dead

>>216573797
shut it ya mongo

>>216573240
lol no it wasn't, it was like $2 tops

>>216573828
Fuck up yer gran's fucking retarded man she walks up the stairs backwards

>>216573848
sc

>>216573832
this makes me feel things

black pussy CHANGED rorke

might have a mince pie

>>216573832
skidrow was the worst map, sniper campers
for me, it was crossfire, crash or shipment

skidrow was sick when everybody had snipers and it'd be a team vs team sniper battle down that big lane

>>216573885
notting hill carneval canceled
rorke elected king of niggers

>>216573796
Iirc I read the manga knowing who Reze was but that didn't diminish the arc for me, still felt the emotional whacks. I hears the movie extends the scenes so who knows maybe it'll hit harder when I catch the movie

might kill myself

>>216573832
preferred blops me

>>216573958
who's gonna not shag the discord tranny if you do?

>>216573958
ktim but im scared of going to hell

timmy jumping up and down demanding back katy's hymen
ha, nah timmy u can't have it back

>>216573669
not familiar with the paper round in chernobyl

kyoyama kazusa wank on the cards tonight

>>216573958
My mum's existence stops me from doing that

the thread is over

>Nobel Prize-winning DNA pioneer James Watson dies aged 97
Fucking hell. Just a kid.

>>216573787
Maybe he was joking

>>216574043
woke got him

>>216574019
roar

>>216574071
>>216574071
>>216574071

>>216574043
Me? I'm an old man.

>>216574043
leftypol cheering

>>216574079
kys

>>216574010
Kayoko ahh nigga

>>216573344
Soul

>>216573524
Tell the bitch to hit gym before I hit the road and leave.