Thread 216572551

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Can’t believe that Serb still tries making news

Worth it

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, AND CONSOOM... THE SOY!!

BRUSH THE STACIES OFF NOOOOW!

uuuffffffff

>>216572572
Beat you by 0.0001 seconds pendejo

>>216572603
too much ass

>>216572612
You are HOMOSEXUAL

UUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFF

>>216572565
This is unironically an AI video

Women are only attractive for like 10-15 years then you have to live with them as annoying, nagging Karen's who don't even do themselves up for you anymore

>>216572642
looks real to me

>>216572631
too much cleavage

>>216572626
Homo as in the Latin where it means human then yes

>>216572653
and this is true because?

>>216572656
Says the literal Egypsy. Why do larp as an American tho? Kek

>>216572679
just ask any married man

>>216572679
Are you asking me to prove it? It's self evident. Women become complacent, and men probably do too but idgaf since I don't date men

>>216572686
You’re a homosexual Pissraqi

>>216572653
nah they just need to take care of themselves a lil

>>216572551 (OP)
this is a bad OP because she's a woman so she doesn't have a cock actually

>>216572726
This is 2025 and women can have cocks, chud.

Btw there are two MENA posters who post under CUM flags. One is Salafist called Salafleaf who posts under a Canadian flag, and the other is an Egypsy posting under an American flag. Both are neets who eat from your neetbox.

>>216572642
Remember like 3 months ago there were still people saying AI videos won't look real for a long time

>>216572717
What motivation is there if you're already settled in a long term relationship

Asmongold is facing MASSIVE backlash after saying this about LIBERALS

jason is Cr00k3dFate??
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSy9MrkP9/

Ever since the 5th grade I've been attracted to middle aged women. I mean, I can recognize when a young woman is hot and would definitely sex a young woman with a tight body and banging titties, but that's not ideal to me.
Picrel is. I can't explain it. Maybe it happened when my 5th grade teacher spit in mouth when I sitting in the front row one day.

>>216572748
And there’s one homosexual cock loving faggot twink posting under an Iraqi flag while jacking off to gay porn

>>216572692
>assumes all married men end up like this
>>216572708
>this is true because I said so!
lol

>>216572748
My neetbox? My neetussy?

>>216572785
No that's me

is it gay to be sexually attracted to men that look like this

>>216572758
idk, look good? women here go to the gym even in relationships so they can look good, you don't need more motivation than that

Odio i froci

>>216572551 (OP)
kek mexi getting uppity

>>216572812
>you don't need more motivation than that
Yes you do. You don't have introspective skills if you think you're just behaving like an automaton without any motivation

>>216572785
Sounds like something the Egypsy would say, considering he's a faggot himself. So what's your play? Larp as an American and subvert these infidels from the inside out?

>>216572812
in a few years time i just want a woman for a passport
i wont divorce her but beyond that she'd have no real use outside of that
would rather adopt a boy instead of chancing having to raise a useless girl

>>216572792
Hello spinny

>>216572807
>is it gay to be sexually attracted to men
yes

>>216572807
shut up FAGGOT

>>216572753
Only thing AI hasn’t mastered yet is sound
This is some early AI slop I found on my phone

>>216572785
idk if it's the same guy but one of the iraqis is some african and doesnt even speak arabic lol
just all his days doing weeb shit
well not like going outside is any better in that hellhole i guess

>>216572794
Yes, you pay taxes so a Paki Salafist who wants you dead can stay at home and not work. You pay for that.

i legit don't know what to do with my life now that gta vi got delayed, i had everything planned out and then boom, all gone

>>216572840
Sounds like something a schizophrenic twink HRT addict would say
Your post is emanating a strong aura of poverty and homosexuality

Addison Rae nominated for best new artist

>>216572922
I want you to consider the post you just replied to and whether this is going to result in whatever response you're looking for

>>216572748
lol if anything i welcome the salafijeets and need more of them
need to set them against the shiite dog mamdani

i find it funny how /g/, the board dedicated to technology, probably hates ai more than any other board

>>216572931
love her

This is gonna sound crazy, but I just feel like the rotisserie chicken I bought had TOO MUCH meat on it.

So when does my life begin

>>216572894
>one of the iraqis is some african and doesnt even speak arabic
Interesting, do you have any information about this alien negro? It's my duty to report any suspicious activities happening under the domain of our Arabian Republic.

GOSHCEL COME BACK

>>216572991
They jacked that shit up with steroids

>>216572924
they should make a gta in rio
thatd be cool as fuark

>>216572997
Starting pistol went off a long time ago chum. You're burning daylight, as they say. You only got so long. Best hop to it.

>>216573014
would be kino if it was in the 70s like city of god, just base the protagonist on wagner moura as pablo escobar

>>216573013
That has to be it. Normally I can finish one in one sitting but this one just had SINK CHNMORE meat on it than usual. I ate a drumstick and breast and I was done

>>216572997
Tomorrow

>>216572869
>>216572859
erm.. ok?

>>216573010
you import a million african "maids"
not that surprising one or two men slip through
they work in security or something?
wouldnt surprise me if arabs dont trust each other theyd rather african bulls guard them than arabs

>>216573061
takes it up the ass award

>>216572997
It will end right before it starts

>>216573061
Idk why Asian women look so fuckable. I once had sex with a Malaysian massage worker, and it was hot af I couldn't stop cumming.

what if black "men" were actually cute boys with plump asses ready to take a dicking

any girls here single? i`m single too...

>>216573138
>women

God just be making people

>>216573148
damn that nigga is zesty

>>216573169
Why do you think he does that?

>>216573209
Shut up

brazil has their favorite burger popstar and it's not ariana

>>216573085
A negro in security? Impossible. We usually import them to do menial tasks such as garbage disposal, sewage work, manual labor, ect. Tasks that do not befit an Arabian and such.

just got Darkest Dungeon, it's pretty fun though the artstyle makes it hard to tell what's happening sometimes

>>216572990
Based brazilian

grim thread full of gooner spam

>>216573300
Would give up everything in my life to be her for one day

>>216573282
that's the one where it's... not a side-scroller, but i don't know how else to describe it. a line of your guys in 2D versus a monster. right?

>>216573245
>In its early decades (1970s–80s), the UAE hired many foreign officers (especially British, Jordanian, and Pakistani).
>The Presidential Guard, which functions like an elite army within the army, was built under Major General Mike Hindmarsh (Australian) — appointed by the UAE in the late 2000s.
>He was formerly a commander of the Australian SAS.
>Under his leadership, the UAE’s special forces became one of the best-trained in the Arab world.
>So yes — a foreign general still commands the UAE’s Presidential Guard, one of the country’s most powerful units.
araps are so distrustful of themselves that their armies are more meant for solidifying their own power than confronting external enemies
theyd also rather put in literal foreigners to entrust their own protection than relying on arabs kek

>>216573401
yup, it's a roguelite permadeath game? I don't know how to describe it but I like video games that make me lose a bunch lol

>>216573431
LOL

Damn I fucking hate myself

>>216573431
the artstyle is what makes me not play this game

One hour left at this gay ass job

>>216572890
I have a million failed /cum/ AIslop images and it's amazing how far they've come since then in such a short span.

I have 4 then I have to go back tomorrow

>>216573431
>I like video games that make me lose a bunch lol
Have you tried NetHack?

i really dont get it, that 67 stuff

Why is New Vegas like this? This is the THIRD DLC. They couldn't design a new interior cell? They had to re-use the shack from Fallout 3? In the THIRD paid DLC?

>>216573603
Okay unc

>>216573589
Grim

I'm off the next 2 days so I'm gonna get some quality Vidya time in

>>216573405
Bedouins are a different class to Hadar (civilized Arab). Most Iraqis are countryside and city Arab, not Bedouins. The Bedouins have a completely different culture and mindset to their civilized peers. For instant, the Bedouins view any kind of work as demeaning. While the civilized Arab take pride in their work or craft. But you can't exactly take pride in garbage disposal jobs, so we import pajeets and niggers to do those jobs.

>>216573589
im off till next friday

>>216573564
>>216573589
I left early today because it's Friday :-)

>>216573612
i like bethesda games but they're so lazily made when it comes to shit like this

i would make a video game where every character is a different race/nation but they're overly stereotypical and their gimmicks play into that

fuck my nword life

>>216573737
I want to kiss you

One of the things that would stroke my ego the most as a kid was to finish tests before everybody else

>>216573612
All the money they save on development costs goes directly into creating Todd memes

I’m making chocolate mousse because I want to see how big I can make my israels

>>216573737
thats just punch out

>>216573431
oh me too. once you start turning anger and upset into laughter, they all become great fun. one of my favorites is IVAN(Iter Vehemens Ad Necem). it's a roguelike with a body damage system like fallout and it has a great sense of humor. my best run, i had transmuted my entire body into diamonds, so i was invincible. my worst run, my groin got tangled up in a spiderweb so long a hedgehog at me. it's free to download off the site, and a toaster can run it.

>>216573674
>>216573687
Check out this song.
https://youtu.be/nDl7ZhudkRg

>>216573737
They call that a heckin' racism now

>>216573777
i'm gonna make passion fruit mousse

I wish I could go on a grand adventure to slay a monster and save the world

i need to cuddle with someone

>>216573840
with friends? or would you rather just be passing through towns, like brian in quest 64?

>>216573840
you can

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

>>216573757
>turns in test way before anyone else
>fails
bitches on my jock cause I make alotta money
niggas playa hatin' cause they don't see nothin' funny

>>216573860
Me

>>216573840
Just carve some messages into your bullets and you can

I want a piano. I can't play but I'd just like to have one. It seems like good form

>>216573840
join ICE

Lasagna for supper

>>216573897
yes please...

>>216573907
From the 1920s until the 1960s or so it was considered a sign of being tastefullh middle class to have a piano at home, even if nobody used it much.

>>216573895
No not really, I was always "the smart kid" so I turned it in before other people and still got the best scores

Isn't it dangerous to carve shit into bullets. One wrong move and POW off she goes. Seems stupid

>>216573793
ok this bops

Anyone else have a habit of curling in your fingers and pressing your knuckles into your collar like an anime girl

>>216573868
I would start solo but in the first act grow a party of fellow adventurers

>>216573916
Garfield ahh nigga

>>216573929
Yeah let's get back to that. Better than all this kike shit.

>>216573944
what class would you be?

Keep making fun of mexicans

>>216573813
yum

>>216573936
Yeah but it's cool if you pull it off, like skateboarding

>>216573936
That's not how it works unless you're carving it with a blowtorch or hotknife

>>216573974
It's harder to not make fun of them

>>216573971
Cleric but not the gay kind

Just let out a series of disgusting but very satisfying farts

>>216573929
Are you the Canadian I was talking to earlier about linear b? Cuz you kinda have his vibe

>>216573974
no, i like mexicans, but mexicans HATE brazilians for some reason

they dont make music like that anymore they really dont

>>216574011
ate lots of beef today and been a little machinegun down there too

>>216574011
Christ, I had agita you wouldn't believe and thought I was gonna have to do the unthinkable and drop a deuce at work but I managed to fart a long continuous crap and felt SO much better.

>>216573974
¿yo soy, bitcherros? bitchuros?

You like Death Grips? Their early work was a little industrial for my tastes, but when Niggas on the Moon came out in '14, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

>>216574054
>Crap
*Brap

Fuckin autocorrect

>>216573996
He keeps taking L's lol

>healer heals my tank with a skill that heals 0-13 health but gives the party member a negative status effect, making it a risky move
>he heals my tank for 0 health and simultaneously gives them bleeding and poison, outright killing him
the devs are gay

yo soy

>>216574070
For me it's The Powers that B

DONAL TRONG

>>216574015
Yes, how did you know? Uncanny, you better not be a janny

wish i was sicko on the guitar

hate when i tell a foreigner online that i’m from the US and they react negatively like they’re not from shitdoodoostan. i’m glad people are being starved of usaid

Socioparasite

BREAKING: AL GORE WINS FLORIDA

Bush now needs to win Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania in order to have a shot at victory.

>>216574070
only "Spread Eagle Cross The Block". you know what's weird about them? a lot of very famous people are fans. like, you'll see a pic of nicole kidman, and there's mc ride in the background, and you realize, 'oh, this isn't a red carpet event, she's at HIS concert!' it's odd.

>>216574126
I'm glad poor people are being deprived of their SNAP bennies because they don't buy frozen vegetables, they buy shitty microwavable meals, pop tarts and chips

>>216574126
People are so unstable online nowadays it's takes like 2 responses to make them go from claiming they only dont like the US government to them calling for the mass murder of large tracts of Americans

>>216574195
how does this benefit you

>>216574210
I get to enjoy their suffering

>>216574210
He's the green giant

>>216574247
you have to be 18+ to post here

>>216574195
>>216574198
>>216574210
This track freaking slaps so hard.
https://youtu.be/rmsIzfrdC_c

>>216574198
>calling for the mass murder of large tracts of Americans
I do that except for Germans

I think SNAP should exist but it should only be something for when you're down on your luck, not something you live off of for years if not decades
And you should only be able to buy whole foods, milk, vegetables, etc and absolutely nothing else

>>216574254
poorfag without snap bennies detected

stop walking around the issue, just send them back to africa, problem solved

You can’t buy hot meals with food stamps that’s why they have microwaves at gas stations so you can buy frozen burritos

>>216573974
A mamacita teeky taki eeeeeeee wey
That's what you sound like

>>216574251
?

>>216573373
Tremendous comeback, I could've used it with some people. Twopac the goat.

>>216574288
When Orangeman announced something like that for section 8 housing a lot of blahpipo supported him

>>216574352
That's you
hohoho lookin ass

>>216574288
Agree, retards will be like how does that affect you? Well if poorfags ate better they wouldn't have the health problems associated with their obesity and health care costs would go down and we could have universal health care. Maybe we should just gas all fatties

>>216574195
i've never been on food stamps, but when i was growing up, we were poor enough to stand in food lines. honestly, my childhood diet of canned greenbeans and new potatoes was probably better than my current diet of salami slices and booze.

the retard council said I'm banished

>>216574390
you watched an entire documentary. you knew the consequences.

>>216574357
I knew him back when he was One pac

this morning some queer crossed the street while I was walking his direction and I followed along, he was visibly mad and to dissimulate it with a "ppffffttt", being an asshole is kinda funny

isn't it weird how you can huff your own farts no problem but you gag when you smell someone elses farts

>>216574265
it is incredibly foolish of me to leave this song blaring in my ears while I was doing something intense. The beginning is incredibly stressful

My pussy is juicy

>>216574471
et tu, pac?

>>216574489
George Carlin over here

I'm afraid that my future is lining up to this.

Tupac was a girly faggy sissy boy and I could beat him in a fight easily.

Sex feels like nothing if her pussy is too wet. Damp pussy feels the best.

>>216574575
Many such cases

>>216574359
orangeman is a asskisser doe, he bootlicks whomever is giving him the most shekels

Dank pussy

>>216574582
Tupac's mom was a fake revolutionary with a fake name who had a real crack addiction

>>216574592
Malacroce

I am creating an unemployment union that goes after companies for unfair and abusive hiring practices. We'll actually hire some people to be undercover "job seekers" who attend interviews and grade the interactions. We'll also have user-posted reviews. Companies that don't respond to applications will be penalized.

>>216574582
He was very zesty

deciduous forest

coniferous forest

My bowels feel so full of farts

>>216574716
For me, it's the Ginkgo biloba. Only survivor of a lineage that predates the dinosaurs.

I have eaten my boogers since I was a wee child. I am now 28, and have not been seriously ill in 15 years.

Take that as you will.

>>216574563
I hate George Carlin

David Bowie once said that Tupac was the most talentless, soulless, fake, trash, most obvious industry plant Illuminati shill in the music business.

>>216574796
Is he the only person in history that boomers AND millennial redditors love?

>>216574796
Why?

Sig heil rolls off the tongue well I can't deny, though I'm not fond of nazis

>>216574828
Dick Cheney

>>216574815
If he was a shill, why did the jews kill him?

>>216574856
Niggers killed him because he wanted to play gangster, should stuck to being a zesty nigger

>>216574853
I don't think either of those groups are fond of Dick Cheney

Roger Waters of Pink Floyd, when asked what he thought of Tupac, simply said "I prefer not to."

>>216574794
Are you saying we should eat your boogers

Do you guys think the twink that killed Charlie has been turned out yet

Tupac was a fruity buck

>>216574986
You call that a twink? Yikes!

normally I walk back with a girl from my class but I felt like being an asshole and walked away. also ignored her at the start of class.

>>216574962
I was not, however that could work.

>>216574986
I stopped caring about that event the very next day it happened

Peepeeeeeee?????
Pooopooooooo!!!!
Doodoodoooooooo!!!!!!
CACAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Lou Reed of The Velvet Underground, upon hearing of Tupac's death, was quoted: "Forgive me for saying this, but he had it coming."

>>216575011
Buck broken by house nigger Suge Knight

>>216575011
He was an industry plant to make black guys gay (and it worked)

I can't imagine a worse hell than working at a call center

>>216575041
who is tupac and what did he do

>>216574796
when did he start doing his "Stuff" bit? that's when i think he was at his best. he had gotten over his new freedom to be vulgar, but he hadn't reached that aggressive political phase yet.

>>216575023
Rest in peace Michelle

>>216575023
Can't believe Michelle is dead, cry evertiem

Use this for the new

>>216574796
>prune juice
fucking lol

>>216575023
Playing hard to get?

If I call a large company's customer support and get a jeet I hang up and call again

>>216575092
Shut up bitch

>>216575061
Working at McDonalds probably isn’t fun

>>216575011
I swear nobody knows their Pac lore
He was raised by a single mom. His early music wasn't gangster rap, it was revolutionary rap like public enemy. His mom was a black panther and grew up studying the ideology.
He became a gangster rapper because he got shot and went crazy, then made 2 masterpiece albums
Nothing was fake about Pac

>>216574794
Same but I'm 34. Longest I'll get sick for is probably 4-5 days max and that has only happened about twice in the last 20 years.

I had a dream I was having sex with a hooker and sucking on her nipples

I'm a virgin btw

>>216575130
I've done both. People are actually on average more polite in fast food since they can see you. Call center they just hear a voice, so its easier for them to not see you as human and sperg out.

>>216575112
Nah she rejected me. I'm interested in talking to the girl that sits behind us bc she seems into me but I can't do that if she's third wheeling now.

my makeup is on flee today

male btw

>>216572551 (OP)
No thank you. I'm trying to quit.

>>216575236
>she rejected me
What did you say to her

>>216575250
Glad you're finally living in your truth redditjeet

>"foul ghoul! how doth clap cheeks when thou hath no cheeks to clap"
i wish i was a crusader

>>216575250
Yeah it’s fleeing from your face

>>216575306
your telling me stone arrows pierced through a steel shield

>>216575272
Nothing. I asked her on a date and she said as friends. I canceled bc I divinely got COVID two days before

>>216575331
She shut your ass down

Why does it seem like every tranny is freakishly tall

Hitler and Stalin both liked cowboy movies.

>>216575234
Also call centers you tend to be working with more serious matters like insurance or issues with large sums of money. At McDonalds the stakes are somebody having to wait a little bit or dealing with $10.

>>216575329
Why would they be stone

>>216575385
John Wayne was a communazi

>>216575457
only one team can have steel

i went to the polish restaurant and everyone working there was a pajeeta. this should be illegal

I went to an Indian restaurant and everyone working there was a Polack. What the hell's going on

>Friend ghosted me after high school like a prick
>Found his linkedin a few months ago
>Had a decent job for a few years until the coof, then was unemployed for 9 months, and now works at chipotle
sucks for him but he deserves it kek

>>216575516
Nobody cares

>>216575329
Aren't the shields wood?

>>216575553
mind your own business

>>216575516
Bitter freak

>>216575566
Stop licking people, Mikey.

>>216575562
Every thing here is my business

They don't bite, most of the time

>>216575583
Who tf Mikey nigga

I quite like my "go to work -> go home" lifestyle

Trans women are women. Full stop.

>>216575516
You sound like an asshole.

>>216575385
One of Hitler's favorite writers was a guy who wrote a lot of stories about Native Americans and cowboys, despite having never visited America.

>>216575566
I'm not bitter, I'm vindictive

Thread is moving pretty fast for a Friday, did the normies decide to have a night in?

>>216575605
Nobody cares

Why did Jenna Ortega ruin her face?

Failed today’s connections

>>216575661
Nobody cares

>>216575639
She wants to be the lead in the new Frankenstein movie

>>216575639
she was never really that pretty to me, so it didn't change much

>>216575602
Oh fuck, Mikey's got amnesia again! Thinks he's black this time.

I care, thoughbeit

>>216575693
Nigga you trippin

>>216575622
you're getting 'vindictive' mixed up with 'vengeful'.

Oh man, that's hilarious. Jeets will be out of work in weeks.

Nobody cares that you care

>>216575668
Get a life, faggorito

Nobody cares
Nobody cares
Nobody cares about (You)

Why aren't Hispanic Catholics and Irish Catholics considered an ethno-religion?

harvard business school or london business school ?

>>216575733
2 more weeks patriots, hold the line

>>216575639
They answered the call.

Serious answer is mental illness and addiction to plastic surgery.

>>216575733
>tech entrepreneur Brett Goldstein

>>216575639
The bogged buccal fat removal look is like plastering your forehead with a stamp that says "I am a shabbos goy that will do anything"

>>216575800
stop noticing things, it's antisemitic

>>216575833
Antisemitic employees will be replaced by AI agents, though.

>>216575832
a... sabbath (gentile) person?

>>216575833
Your skin is brown

>>216575871
Look it up Lil nigga

>>216575868
AntisemItic AI Agents?

>the joke is antisemitism
Grow up.

>>216575782
Reminder that removing cheek fat is irreversible. She has to live looking like she's severally malnourished for the rest of her life.

If you aren't black you shouldn't be allowed to say nigga here

nigga please

>>216575907
Yeah, by an army of MechaHitlers.

>>216575877
Bake the new, thread cuck!

Not replying to Canadians till they denounce vishnu

nigga please

>>216575639
Reddit claims she never got plastic surgery, and it's just lighting, makeup, or she always looked like that

Nigga....please!!!!

>>216575922
You're right.
Hard R or nothing.

>>216575495
Why wouldn't they hire Ukrainian refugees at least?

>>216575970
I thought we were Chinese... A good portion of the Indians are hirsute Shaivites, shifty Sikhs, or belligerent Buddhists.