Thread 216575616

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

early but I'll allow it after the fucking DOGSHIT jf editions

uh oh... pinkie's got the swiper...!

get him booked

>>216575662
alri fat cunt there

>>216575637
Her mum doesn't have a posh face. She looks common

i'm unbothered asl lately

Tadalafil arrived today. Won't try it tonight though. Will try it tomorrow and shag the wife then. I'll let you know the results

>>216575637
sad how fat marfs got

nth for the baddiedem

hmm tonight I will compose a song in B-flat major phrygian

other one's back to 280

>>216575764
i am not entirely sure the janny will like this.

Lads, I'm seriously going to write a novel
It'll be about a can and his lads

dunno who marfs is mate

heathermong purged from the old he really is a vile specimen

go back lads, we're 30 posts away from bump limit heatherfag got wiped out

at some point in our lives we all pretended to be girls online and got lads to wank didn't we?

looking for a pirate copy of football manager 2024

so we're just leaving that one at 278 yeah

>>216575803
do i look like a torrent tracker?

>>216575815
yeah. blame heathermong

>>216575825
wasnt talking to you was i

>>216575712
why aren't you out shagging prime trannies or playing 'soccer', instead of doing your best to ruin an internet forum thread about british culture?

One of my favourite chippy's in East Hull. Pollards on Holderness Road. Large Haddock, chips, mushy peas, bread cake, pattie and a pot of tea, just over 13 quid. Fish done to perfection, absolutely lovely

mad how easy it is to make women cry

>>216575815
I'm assuming the jan(wo)man will delete this one

>>216575803
Denuvo wasn't cracked on it yet, lad

>>216575785
u ok canslad you're usually higher energy than this. more capital letters and that

>>216575852
whats in the pattie?

ate like 6k calories just now :/

>>216575788
is purge what its called when the banee gets all posts deleted
can mods opt not to do that

>>216575852
who the fuck has a bread cake with fish and chips

>>216575172
>>216575229
>>216575264
>>216575471
>>216575641
>>216575697
oh honey, that's a GAY man!

>>216575880
poo

>>216575902
poo screeching

I OPENED A FUCKING CAN AND IT WAS THE FIRST CAN AND IT IS FUCKING LOVELY LIKE THE LATVIANS MASSIVE FUCKING CHEBS

>>216575870
That better, lad?

>>216575902
even the way he talks about women's looks is gay

>>216575852
bit much that half of the fish and chips and get rid of the other fried thing and that would still be enough food for a full day

>>216575850
you wanna shag trannies be my guest mate

>>216575852
didn't that place only up recently?
east park chippy was naff when I last went years ago
go sue downs me

shhh... grandpa is sleeping

>>216575902
it's pure satire

rorke

>>216575931
I was giving examples of brazilian culture you little wog runt

why are YOU here

>>216575898
Back in the day this would have done numbers on FunnyJunk

>>216575785
ladscan

I can get erections but they're never the "rock hard" erections that I imagine them to be. I couldn't hang a wet towel off mine yknow. Is that normal? I think I can only ever recall one time in my life where I was like holy fuck it's so hard I think it's going to explode

>>216575814
screaming look at this sad cunt begging for his thread not to be deleted

In other news, the UK office was a bit of a 'tampon stuck in the fanny'
Turns out they can't use imgur since it's blocked on UK IPs

What reason for the request to unblock?
It's where we get memes from

How is brit music so good
https://youtu.be/FHh86ySgKrA?si=o68XMhUFhEicCLOO

>>216575916
that better <3

farts

>>216575978
i wake up some days with painful boners
absolute pain to take care of as they're not sexual so you've got to start from scratch even if it's prepared

>>216575960
>This is the guy Americans threw away their democracy for

I just don't get it. If you're going to go authoritarian wouldn't you choose some charasmatic attractive uber-chad movie star kinda person?

>>216575978
if your chopper doesn't get rock hard and touch your stomach then you're a low test freak

>>216575696
is that harley morenstein

>>216576026
Corr, imagine that
Drink one can and drink it over and over

>>216576026
um

right, well that's a referendum ballet on alberta independence crossed with a 'Yes' then isn't it

>>216575978
Mine is always rock hard

>>216576026
erm

Awful thread so far.

>>216575902
>asks random posters about dick sizes
>says this kind of shite
oh and
>posting about cocks literally all day every day without break
reckon heathermong is gay, fellas

try getting a reservation at dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard

>>216576036
No Harley Pasternak

Release GTA 6 you COWARDS

>>216576080
any more keen insights for us

>>216576025
it's really funny tho

>>216576076
time to improve it
*brings in something nice for the lads*

>>216576091
BWC

>>216576129
this would be my 13th reason

mad how there's not a single attractive /brit/ poster

>>216576147
Wouldn't say that, lad
What about you?
We'd all love to bum you up your hairy arse x

to slop or not to slop, that is the question

>>216576147
had two girls call me hot when i was in a night club

>>216576169
faggot nonce blokes are not attractive

>>216576169
Like how the fuck does he put on a bra, with a very clear mascuiline chest and think 'yes, this is chebs'

>>216576174
Stop being asweating big

You reckon sega would ever make another console?

steaming as a rocket I am
not good

only ugly nonces get caught

>>216576114
Lol haha

>>216576147
few good arses though

>>216576202
troll your overwatch games

>>216576202
i've done well to pace myself, i reckon i'll be right tomorrow so i can do my little model i bought

THE GRABBING HANDS GRAB ALL THEY CAN

>>216576098
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>216576202
can't get steaming me because I have a very long shift at toil tomorrow

>>216576279
What causes this

>he doesn't want to shag the trannies but he will spam them here
makes sense

>>216576241
what model x

>>216576286
dunno what res 3 etc means

the new
>>216574071
>>216574071

>>216576320
kill thyself

>>216576147
I'm actually a solid 7.5

>>216576311
its a sherman firefly tank

>>216576356
cutesy ahh tank

>>216576331
it's short for residential unit, basically a woke way of saying cell block 3

>>216576372
i will be watching videos about it while i make the model

>>216576353
right well that's clearly a bloke

>>216576356
excellent, please post pics when it's done

used to run the whole wing back when I was in prison

>>216576388
reminds me of this

>>216576237
i already fucking am ffs

>>216576412
yep it's a bloke. and he's rolling around on his bed in women's underwear

>>216576406
*gives you an IEP warning*

You WILL go the cinema to watch a 4 hour 40 minute long film made up of two 20 year old films.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SzkFgEqB6Y

me

>>216576483
looks like my poo for tomorrow has landed on your plate
is that what you're into, then?

Helena (NoJusticeMTG)

>>216576485
wait this isn't even a new film? fucking lmao what a complete waste of time

How do I tell if she’s bipolar ir just retarded?

>>216576494
thaiboy actually

>>216576376
Which res block has the sexiest inmates

>>216576527
beat it iraq

>>216576502
tits

>>216576527
if she is really a she its probably both

genuine question for the brits here: do you actually like living in the UK?
If you could move to another country, where would you go and why?

>>216576548
im a mentally ill shut in so idk what the country is like anymore

>>216576503
just pay the money and sit in the cinema for 4 hours and 40 minutes like a good little pay pig

>>216576540
>thaiboy and not the actual zesty mandem
drink some water

I'm lady boy

>>216576548
I don't mind it, but I know it's going to get worse as I get older. I'd go to Australia if I could.

>>216576548
>genuine question for the brits here: do you actually like living in the UK?
It's fine
>If you could move to another country, where would you go and why?
Dunno, america i suppose but i'd want a good job lined up

>>216576548
hate it with all my soul

>>216576541
wouldn't know, I only have eyes for my toilfu

youre a cuck faggot who shouldnt be allowed to have fingers

>>216576548
The UK is fine. Doomers just need sex

Oh, we're talking hangover cures? Aspirin, cold Coca-Cola, smoke a joint, eat some spicy Szechuan food — works every time.

>>216576594
you're barely human
i bet you cant even hear

>>216576548
yes, as long as you don't live in a suburban ghetto it's pretty comfy and still like 99% white
if I could move anywhere I'd probably just go to Japan because I like the food and aesthetics

>>216576548
it's over

she looks so angry therapist here
wish I had the unpetered original

>>216576606
You know what does it for me. Glass of orange juice, 6 mile walk in the countryside and pick up a bacon bap and coffee on the way home.

>>216576631
>she
um

>>216576594
me when i discover my gf's husband fingering his wife

>>216576631
mate that is a FIT mouse and a WICKED peter

usually just drinking water and eating something nutritious cures my hangover

somebody just tried to bully me in the old
what a pathetic cretin

>>216576662
Nothing tarq about living near countryside mate. Like 90% of northern England is rural.

I haven't jerked off in like 2 days, I usually do it twice a day. Is something wrong with me?

>le hangover cure!
dumb fucks
the reason your hangover passes is because TIME PASSES
the shit you eat does not "cure" it
why are you mongs so retarded

There's no such thing as a hangover cure

>>216576631
>posting the mice and the peters simultaneously

putting a garland of onions around my neck and a toad on my head usually cures my hangovers

>>216576730
keeps vampires away too

>>216576711
you've been caught out "mate" no need to dwell or seethe about it

>>216576716
ok

if your hangover is curable you never had a hangover in the first place

algerian sex offender flew past my window just then

>>216576749
shut the fuck up you fucking cunt before i fucking pop you

absolutely vile how hairy some peoples hands are

>>216576717
right but how do you explain how I feel ten times better straight after I've eaten a nice breakfast

I want to get a Rottweiler a proper one not one of those little bitch ones that look like black labs

Hangover cure science was settled by Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond some 20 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoX0f_6thZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVpqGF6ct8U

>>216576796
You're probably just a bit groggy, not truly hungover

Mental how much better the girls who had orbits were back in 2007-2016. She mogs all the zoomer thots.

>>216576804
I miss Charlotte Hudson off Brainiac

when they let me teach it will be easy

america will have a king by the middle of the century

Garbage Canada
Rubbish Binada

>>216576847
didn't she kill herself

Where's dual sim paki?

>>216576804
completely forgot this show existed

>>216576891
rolling in poo with his uncles

>>216576801
horrible dogs

What's the ideal beard length for the Sensitive Young Man?

>>216576857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogX07jgrZOs
Kino

>>216576891
I'm a complete loser that spends everyday here and I have no idea who this is supposed to be

>>216576916
Clean shaven, always.

>>216576919
some cunt trying to force a gimmick
you're replying to him

not an expert on getting away with murder, but this feels like a blunder

>>216576916
shaven if you're at 12% body fat, short beard or stubble if you're anything above that to hide that disgusting double chin

>>216576916
beards have been ruined by soys, numales and hipsters
clean shaven, always

>>216576924
I'd look way too young clean shaven

>>216576966
What's wrong with that?

Poo.

>>216576917
did i do general studies? i don't think i did

>>216576947
how can sex go so wrong that you end up killing her by accident

Well Rorke?

>>216576994
asphyxiation by cock

>>216576994
t. doesn't have a 14 inch willy

cant believe homealone got a gf
fucking poser

room absolutely ponging after my wank

>>216576994
it doesn't need to go much wrong, a footy player from here killed a girl last year because he scratched her uterus or something

Eh bien, voilà un grand noir qui met son pénis dans un petit blanc

>>216576991
I did. I got a B lol

>>216576882
She is dead yes

>>216577047
/brit/ not /spanish/

>>216577066
bro tier!

raywilliamjohnson kelly sex

go on
odds and i'll do one last one

>>216576847
>>216576882
>>216577077
bewildering thing to reply to yourself about

if you're wondering where the rest of the old school e girls ended up

>>216575616 (OP)
who is she???

>>216577111
Spaz

>>216577114
no idea who any of these are reckon you need your head caving in if you do

>>216576919
>that spends everyday here
Clearly not, dual sim paki is a very famous character

>>216577114
i don't know who any of these women are

>>216577134
take three seconds and consider who is the real spaz here

>>216576026
the scrandemic ??

>>216577116
cans lass

some may argue eight slices of sourdough in bed was too many

>>216576976
My hair is receding.

>>216577193
Depends how thick they are. It could be 4 slices, or two really thick slices

>>216577114
who are any of those women

business idea: kill all the homeless

Being pooed

>>216577180
and where can i find more

>>216577217
Well the first one doesn’t count

*eats your soul*

im the devil!

>>216577218
>two really thick slices
that's what i call spaki and mousey

>>216576147
i look like a handsome monke

tomorrow I ban over 30s from using 4chan.org
Make the most of the time you have left

hiii

>>216577258
Mousey is a genius

>>216577275
you wouldn't be impersonating 4chan staff there would you now?

>>216577275
I'm not over 30

business idea
piss in shoes at the shoe shop

Completed 20 days without porn and 13 days without masturbating lads.

Can hear the wog kids shooting fireworks around the estate again

*waves hoof*

>>216577275
um

>>216577304
did it help you get a gf

Now that the dust has settled HOW did they do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz9KnPZWOgs

>>216576169
CWLTSHC

>>216577304
about time to get back on it

>>216577337
it's a non-newtonian fluid being compressed

get the Android SNES emulator loaded
get the Earthbound played
yeah this is living, 2025 de lads

hahahahahahaha!!! those fucking TWATS!!!

things that make you go UM

>>216577326
No, that's not my main focus right now

>>216577347
That’s a bloke.

>>216577347
hot

>>216577275
shut up nigger

>>216577294
That’s not impersonating mate.

>>216577365
can't believe this nigga is still around. used to watch him during my edgy phase like 10 years ago

>>216577347
CWLTSHC

>>216577365
That's quite a punchable face

>>216577370
loli feet

the MAINSTREAM METEOR

>>216577304
doesn't really change much if you don't change your life itself, people watch too much porn cuz they're bored

>>216577397
I tell you what to do unc

corrr, deliveroo man just been

>>216577403
same, used to watch milo yannopolous and the rest of the alt-right gang

just saw a picture of a man wearing women's clothing

>>216577399
yeah? don't believe you lol

>>216577360
corrrrrrrrrrr

>>216577450
Going through your dads photo album?

where's ubereats promo mong?

durrrrrrrr I can do science me

usb cable is loose how do i fix this

>>216577464
well, that's him done, isn't it?

sisters bf went for a fist bump rather than the usual handshake
not sure if that means we've drifted apart or become closer

>>216577452
Like I said make the most of your time unc

>>216577468
died of obesity probably

Might collect loads of midges and release them in a new environment

miss the old /brit/ when neeks would get sent flying

>>216577450
that was a woman wearing gender affirming clothing

>>216577504
lol ok cunt

>>216577513
when are you going to wear some gender affirming clothing

>>216577507
Warwick Davis will be livid.

>>216577494
lean in for a kiss and see what happens

>>216577528
bless him. faithful old hound

>>216577275
there wouldn't be anyone left

balls hurt
cummy ache

Been reading a book by William Faulkner and every page has the N word

>>216577530
wearing my "Wicked" pyjamas right now

I'm on the nofap.

>>216577513
So you admit that 'gender' is just old fashioned sexist stereotypes with a different name?

>>216577504
labubu unc getting uppity ?
check your microplastics levels lil'zoom

TOKYO
O
K
Y
O

>>216577507
why do you hate us so much?

>>216577563
ooo saucy x

>>216577528
HP Lovecraft ass name.

>>216577572
what a dump

>>216577572
Imagine earth was just a huge city like this

>>216577572
if this was in Egypt niggas would be shitting on it

>>216577507
the new environment:

love rattling the pensioners on here lmao

>>216577616
is this the one with no bollocks

>>216577607
imagine if we all just got transported to some sex realm where we were all shagging each other and snogging and licking each others arses and that

>>216577653
Right well that has nothing to do with what I said does it

>>216577683
>>216577683
>>216577683

>>216577641
>800 years of struggle
lol

>>216577633
>pensioner
us cringelennials are in the same boat as gen z there
our pensions are gon thanks to spending on immigrants and bailouts

>>216577688
Bit early

early spam/flooding

>>216577540
>>216577540
>>216577540
we can't let the Irish win

poo