Thread 216577683

DRINK THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS OR ELSE edish

been doing a real big think...
all big cities have rivers and shit flowing through them
because before planes and trains and shit we had boats
so people congregate around rivers
you can also drink the water and shit which makes them a convenient location
checked a map and my hypothesis is right

>>216577683 (OP)
I am tragically drawn to White trash women like this.

pumpkin one

>>216577726
wow fucking hell

los angeles kino

english dickheads are so desperate to be liked they are actually surprised we’d rather some immigrants than them in our country fucking lol

>>216577764
fit as fuck

>>216577783
Why are you pretending to be irish lol

So this is Rorke

Well rorke?

>>216577783
you're all the same mate

>>216577726
eagerly awaiting your thoughts on bridges

>>216577822
In what way am I pretending
>>216577839
Very simple mind you have

>>216577833
what a wonder of nature. how does it all fit in there?!?!?!

And canslad?
Well he identifies as a west brit, doesn't he

>>216577683 (OP)
emma watson
>>216577833
rorke

BOY YOU WORRING ABOUT THE WRONG "LINE"

>>216577867
you really dont want to know

>>216577866
In that you're not
Also why have you decided to start capitalising

john mccafee kicking his feet rn

>>216577904
How are you so confident im not
I made one post without capitalising very weird you even picked up on it.

Listening to Fleet Foxes

UK Before Immigration

the singer from magbay just accidentally posted this on her story

UK After Immigration

>>216578015
ffs this one got me

right that's a woman flashing her arsehole and penis from behind

right well that's a bloke's penis then isn't it?

>>216577949
>How are you so confident im not
Because you're not
>I made one post without capitalising
Why?

>>216578057
it was a woman's penis actually

>>216578018
Grim.

nobody talks about ontario

>>216578015
cockmongs me, lads

I've a vagina, you see. I shoved a can in my willard and now it's a vagina

>>216578018
are those fruit and veg shops cheaper than tesco? why would these people not go to tesco or asda?

>>216578104
i am always happy to talk about ontario

>>216578104
I don't think he's a /brit/poster

The French flag is used to symbolize the French language.
The American flag is used to symbolize the English language.

tucking in to a lidl victoria sponge cupcake and a wee glass of milk before bed

damn

>>216578166
pathetic

>>216578193
mealy mouthed reply

>>216578141
please, go on

>>216578167
leftypol pissing and shitting and farting

atb

borelord
stop posting here

sir ted bruise gay arse whipper

>>216578232
ecstasy

cuddling male cats and dogs is gay cause theyve got muscles and shit

you had an empire so now you need millions of immigrants as a punishment

isnt desperate from prince edward island (PEI) >.<

>>216578285
Mongolia should take in immigrants because of Ghengis Khan.

>>216578209
*sparks you clean the fuck out*
yeah?

my local high street which is less than half a mile long has 5 chinky grocery shops and 3 paki grocery shops
this is in addition to a waitrose and a sainsbury's

>>216578324
you couldn't spark a match, take it easy

>>216578247
only bint that is ACTUALLY worth spamming here

>>216578285
>ireland didn't have an empire but they're getting them anyway
that's those little micks sent flying then isn't it

>>216578333
>>216578336
ok

>>216578302
so you're a gay, eh?

think everyone's gone to bed
and so must i
goodbye
goodbye
goodbye

>>216578308
pretty sure he's from ontario

>>216578216
well now i feel a little put on the spot

our cities are boring, and up north the wilderness is very beautiful and rugged but the towns up there are extremely depressing

>>216578333
different strokes for different folks

>>216578345
BEST GIRL

>>216578426
i like kingston

he keeps talking about ontario
what's up with ontario?

Back in the day we had empires ruled by emperors and kingdoms ruled by kings. Now all we have is countries ruled by

>>216577764
she got her fanny pierced for her partner

Considering a walk to the all night garage for cigs and wine. Got a can left so I might drink that first to take the edge off. Might have a bit of Bailey's after that as well. No rush. It is an *all night* garage after all.

>>216578443
it's nice for a short visit, yeah

>>216578450
Built like a fridge and the face of a boy
It's all lights makeup and aura. She is good looking but nothing special

>>216578470
where can i buy a fridge with tits and a minge

>>216578308
is that a particular poster or does every leaf flag get called that

>>216578015
>>216578035
got nothing on are stella

>>216578470
are you the same complete retard who said belle delphine without makeup is a munter

>>216578439
itv have been doing HP reruns every sunday (last one this week) and i must admit i still enjoy seeing this crazy bitch

Get the hiking club joined. An adventure had. The friends made. A clue gained.

>>216578486
Temu has them I think

>>216578505
Dunno who that is just stating facts innit

>>216578528
i don't get it but okay

>>216578493
fuck sake lad i have JUST wanked can you not

>>216578566
ill club you

Wonder if cokelad still posts here.

Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.

Gary eats is starting to look a bit fat isn’t he

>>216578493
Cock not even slightly twitching

>>216577683 (OP)
Why do people even drink fosters?

>>216578603
no fucking way a man who eats as a job gains weight

Conversation I had with the exberg in my dream really fucking rattled me
Been thinking about it all day
Don't usually dream so this one like the demiurge saw me insulting him before bed and sent it my way.
Cunt.

>>216578603
gary fats

>>216578612
so we can be australian like you !!

Gf is away at the moment and I have regressed into a smelly incel for the weekend
Miss her loads
So I guess having a gf really is the key to turning everything around? Proof by modus tolens, QED

>>216578602
the white man's season

might have gotten a job

gary farts

>>216578591
>>216578607
shes been quite vocal in her recent content of her riding dildos, even her girly moans have a scouse accent

ktim in 15 mins i fucking love SLEEP

>>216578667
weird looking tuppence!

I did a sketch of Reze. Not sure about the pose (hands behind back) she looks kind of armless :)

if gary eats became a sheep he'd be gary bleats

English girls love to tart up in ghastly ways

>>216578634
dont understand this anime face and the pear meme

>>216578702
chuckled

>>216578667
Even in porn the Deano grey reigns supreme lmao

>>216578667
wtf she has a penis

>>216578707
>I'm so damaged!! Stay away teehee
Yeah I will dw

>>216577683 (OP)
ugly knobheads

>>216578612
fosters is underrated for taste and value
it's cheap and drinkable (when cold), and you can pretty much drink it all day without getting too smashed, like carlsberg

>>216578707
See, her face looks slightly better here but she really needs to learn angles because all the pictures you've posted so far she has a triple chin and looks like she's smelled her own fart

Dual Lipoo

Canada is

in A ..

Consistutional crisis

.. Okay ?

.. Supreme Court's August 2025 decision Cowichan Tribes v. Canada ..

It`s problematic ...

>>216578757
Hi AJ!!!! HI!!!!! ^_^

>>216578723
yeah she does

>>216578757
I'm not happy with this
please delete..

Love the occasional fag. Most of the times it’s disgusting, but once in a while the moment is just right and when you light up that cigarette on a cold, miserable night it makes you feel alive. The draw, the fire in your lungs, the mediative exhale. What a RUSH.

>>216578783
you cannot post the judicial appeals

>>216578813
Couldn't agree more my lad. Goodnight

>>216578602
get the Goodnight Moon watched

Grannyberg is heading to the nursing home...there goes the inheritance lol. I just hope they look after her and give her the care she deserves.

I need to make 50 VVhite children with a butterface culchie girl with fat tits and an accent so thick I can barely understand her
Is this a serious possibility for blue eyed American men with money?

>>216578634
I've never seen anyone who was born here order or drink a fosters. Most bottle shops don't even sell it because nobody buys it.
>>216578756
It's been a very long time, but from what I remember it's kind of weak and watery.

>>216578813
i love them because they make me look cooler

nothing bad can happen
it can only good happen :)

>>216577683 (OP)
wtf she's got a norman haircut

>>216578810
went on my pc to check the archive and see what this was and it was my little pony shit FFS what a disappointment

>>216578900
ok

i drinked ethanol
it bad

>>216578835
only time i saw my old man cry
she didn't recognize him

me? don't mind fags, as long as they're not posting too often in here

>>216578745
bit rich coming from you aha

>>216578939
i'll keep my posts to an appropriate minimum then x

>>216578783
no crisis. from what i understand bc is just a bit weird because there was never any official treaty settlements. the cowichan will receive an unfathomable amount of billions of dollars but that decision doesn't really apply in other places such as my most favourite province of ontario

>>216578849
It is weak tasting and is quite far down the list of what I'd choose. I've never tried VB but I bought a couple of bottles for a friend once after he told me about an amazing road trip he did around Australia and I saw VB for sale in the corner shop

>>216578959
IT'S OVER

never seen Idiocracy (2006) might go watch Idiocracy (2006)

RIP IN PEACE KING

insaneeeeeee how hot it is seeing a girls arsehole when shagging her doggy

rorke's bird

odd
can hear very faint crackling sound when i breathe in
doesn't seem quite right

>>216578992
She's gotta be pale as chalk for me to tolerate it
Speaking of I still require a serious response to my serious inquiry >>216578842

>>216578990
he's not getting the sendoff he deserved because of some simple observations he made

this is an unfair world

felt "unc and chopped" at the venue earlier, as they say

>>216579007
death soon come

quick wanktoil to some sissy porn and then bed x

>>216578992
now that i think about it i've never seen anyone’s arsehole irl not even my own

>>216579017
Oh yeah remember that

>>216579019
don't you think you're a bit old for school discos?

>>216578952
1982 constitution
it problem

>>216578973
I wonder what is Israel's plan to get people around the world to stop hating them after all this. Maybe they just don't care as long as the consequences are in some unseeable future. Glad I don't live there or anywhere near it. Wouldn't like to live somewhere a rogue nuclear bomb could go off and most people's reaction would be "yep that sounds about right."

>>216579035
I've seen mine in a mirror and it's not very pleasant

On my phone

>>216578990
VAX STATUS??

>>216579043
ive become that weird old bloke standing by himself at the side of the gig who i used to make fun of when i was in my late teens

>>216578990
RIP Sir

>>216579048
how then

>>216579019
I know what unc means but what is "chopped?" I like to keep abreast of the latest linguistic trends you see

>>216579057
yh that’s enough to kill my curiosity

bellyberg's not been happy with me this week

>>216579092
The slang use of chopped means “unattractive” or “undesirable.”

leftypols 'bird'

>>216579091
The 1982 Constitution fundamentally destabilised where power and legitimacy lie in Canada by replacing parliamentary and popular sovereignty with judicial and bureaucratic authority. Instead of uniting the country under a single, people-based nation, Pierre Trudeau’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms empowered the courts and federally funded interest groups to define rights and policies independently of elected governments.

This judicial supremacy fragmented sovereignty among the courts, activist communities, Indigenous groups, certain provinces, and international institutions, leaving the federal parliament only one of several competing centres of power. As a result, Canada today lacks a single, coherent source of legitimate authority or shared national identity, and the question of who truly holds sovereignty, people, provinces, or courts, remains unresolved.

>>216579050
no one cares about Palestinians
not even other arabs care
egypt, jordan, uae. saudi, qatar, none of them care.
only thing arabs care about is money and zooom zoom fast sports car.
there is no solidarity with arabs.
Palestinians offer nothing to the world other than entertainment (watching them dance for rice before getting shot)

>>216579128
hes going to get those headphones dirty if hes not careful

>>216579136
>period
hes talking blood coming out of his knob end

>>216579144
always found the canadian, australian and kiwi pandering to natives a bit revolting

>>216579144
who's the ginger lass, she used to be posted more lost month

>>216579144
Was Pierre Trudeau the proto-Blair?

>>216579148
choon seal doesn't care m8 he's all about the music

>>216579108
I know the feeling, I've got quite a delicate belly myself. The right food really sorts it out usually; oats and yoghurt and a banana and walnuts for breakfast, plus one of those probiotic yoghurt drinks. Sauerkraut and/or kimchi with dinner, washed down with kombucha. I even have these probiotic pills you can get. It's all quite expensive but you can't put a price on health and comfort, and the only reason I need all this is because I've drank like fifty quids worth of booze in a couple of days so a few quid on health food seems fine.

>>216579184
well good for him

>>216579184
>choon seal
:D

o i am laffin

>>216579014
what about this one

>>216579017
stole the work of a BRITISH scientist though didn't he?

>>216579144
okay thank you grok but how exactly has the cowichan decision triggered a constitutional crisis? the core of it is bc is obligated to negotiate a settlement. there is no federal governmental crisis

four pound pints at the greyhound lads

diepio introduced a new tank but more importantly they've modified the maze mode to the dissatisfaction of most players, i assume this will be altered in the next update.
the new tank is easy to kill with overlord you just dodge a little and you'll bypass most of the damage

>>216579257
what are your thoughts on this?
>>216579225

>>216578990
Wonder what >>>/sci/ looks like right now.

>>216579257
perplexing post

>>216579146
The entire west has been watching in abject horror. Do Israelis not know that? Most westerners don't like Islam in general, but still consider Muslims to be people entitled to human rights. Israelis and even Muslims in neighbouring countries might consider Palestinians subhuman, but that's not how the typical western mind thinks. Especially regarding women and children.

>>216578953
How did you find it? It really divides the room here.

>>216579257
Was this intended for a war thunder thread on a different board? Done this myself. Bit embarrassing innit lol

>>216579280
perhaps take more than 51 seconds to ponder it next time you fucking retard

Been reading some British Irish

that’s a fanny and arsehole

>>216579243
it's the fruits of the ongoing crisis since 1982

>>216579219
Why though?

>>216579282
I've quietly stopped being vocal about Palestine when I came to terms with the fact I would cheer if the same thing happened to India

>>216579317
raging about your wee toys

>>216579282
thats all theyre doing. watching, because they dont really care and your "human rights" larp is extremely naive.

won 175 quid on the premium bonds this month
wahey

did you lads know a bumhole print is as unique as a fingerprint and so can be used to identify a person as long as you have a record of their bumhole and instead of fingers the detectives dust for bumholes

>>216579308
Corner shop where I was living at the time had a massive selection of exotic beers for some reason. Great little shop actually, I might pop back in at some point and see how they're getting on. They were doing 8 500ml cans of Oranjeboom (5%) for a fiver back then. Fucking dangerous. I once had 32 of them in one day. Reckon that's my personal best for cans.

>>216579331
just hate women dont i

>>216579370
>instead of fingers the detectives dust for bumholes
yeah maybe you do, detective faggot

>>216579370
What the fuck are you on about?

Worst case Ontario

>Morrissey cancels entire tour due to ‘extreme exhaustion’ after scrapping US shows

Hope are Moz is okay

>White teenager gets beheaded, raped by pakis
>zzzzzz...
>White teenager receives sizeable sum of money from their parents with no strings attached
>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

shit game
thought you were supposed to eat them

>>216579324
oh i see. perhaps all that turkish tylenol flared up your autism

>>216578990
stupid old paedophile couldn't even make it to 100 despite being so close

>>216578935
For me it was when the Ireland rugby team BTFO England in Croke Park 2007

>>216578849
was staying at finger wharf last year and there's a pub opposite with a massive fosters sign and even they don't serve fosters

Would you lick Emma Watson’s bumhole if it were pooey? Be honest lads.

>>216579351
Watching because they feel powerless, not because they don't care. There's a fair bit of political discussion about whether a politician is pro-israel these days, and it's generally unpopular amongst the voters to be pro-israel. I guess that doesn't matter as long as AIPAC and so on basically owns the US government, but the only constant in this world is change. What happens when the system inevitably changes? I don't wish any harm on the people of Israel btw, I just worry that their military is making them a huge target.

yay they played my game

>>216579456
I'll tell you but not the rest of the thread. Look away lads.

Yes

>>216579472
What did you answer? come on don't be stingy, tell us!

might see that new kill bill movie

>>216579402
exactly what i said you illiterate obese mongoloid. the shape of a bumhole is as unique to an individual as their fingerprint. do you struggle to read? edumacation is not an american priority i know.

>>216579382
You need to watch Adolescence.

>>216578505
Dolphine without makeup does look like a bovine Welsh hoe
Cute lil bod tho

mad how 90% of the 'foreign' beers you see in the shops now are brewed in the UK by two or three different megacorporations and british consumers are perfectly fine with being lied to like that

csi miami would be much better if they dusted for bumholes ngl

>>216579410
I didn't know he was touring. Fair play, he could have retired but he's still up for it at 66 years old.

sigh

morning niggers

Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl.mp3

>>216579525
You will never know

are girls really as soft and cuddly as they look?

When people talk about Morrissey I can't help thinking of Men Behaving Badly star Neil Morrissey. Dead ringer for my stepdad and I quite liked Men Behaving Badly so I've got a soft spot for him. Seems like a good bloke.

i want to tell people about flags

>>216579575
its bed tiem mate

>>216579622
no

America is an anti civilisation

>>216579656
okay fine

>>216579611
What struck me most was how smooth their skin was, and how firm and sort of meaty they are. Their skin is very soft, yes. Especially their lips. Feeling their hot breath and them sucking on your lips when you kiss is insanely hot. I was also very surprised at how enthusiastic some women are once you're alone and going for it. I guess that reflects my pathetic levels of self esteem.

I come here to talk to you lot not /brit/

Is your mum a BBC or LBC gal?

>>216579616
bet your stepdad behaved badly with your dead ring

>>216579553
what can you do

>>216579456
No but I'd wrap barbed wire around my neck and drag a ship anchor 10 miles with it if Bonnie Wright asked me to

little fag horse and his dog mate

ATTENTION ALL

...fairytale things

moooooo

got a big hole in my pajamas can feel a draught on my arsehole

>>216579611
Yes
It's easy to play the aloof shrigma male during a dry spell but when I have a lady I just want to wrap my arms around her and cuddle her and kiss her all over and give her compliments and call her my little angel and not let her go home. Especially after cumming in her for hours. I'm such a faggot.

>>216579689
that was a bit harsh, ask canada he's an og
I'm just a (bratty) newfag like you

>>216579730
Imagine tying that horse to the dog with a long bungee cord and then throwing a ball as far as you can

oooooh

mad that this is how women react when they see someone prettier than them

bender below me

saw a sign at a gym saying 'no deadlifting after 10pm due to complaints'. then remembered a poster who said he throws weights across the room while yelling and grunting at 1am and laughed.

sold 25k USD in stocks today

>>216579848
that sounds like a man

>>216579848
Patriarchy was sexual socialism, but the plot twist is that women benefitted a hell of a lot more than men did. Being a becky must be infinitely harder than being an incel in some ways given their inferior neurology

>>216579816
i think it would be fun for a bit but bad for /brit/ so i won't do it
and secret club is nice

Can I renew a pass that expired in 2022

>>216579882
Got plans for the money? You can't be planning to hold it all in cash indefinitely.

>>216579945
going to buy some other stocks on monday

I watch The Thing on repeat

shut the fuck up you parasite

>>216579144
What the fuck are you talking about you freak? How do you believe activist communities have sovereignty?
Judges making decisions about complicated issues is a good thing. Most politicians are barely sentient.

>>216579920
I think 2016 /brit/ had like 20 of them at it's peak, people loathe them
only canada and that faggot boring cornwall remain

>>216579931
aye

>>216579957
Very responsible and the best of luck with it. I know if I had 20k+ I'd piss it away travelling and boozing or something until I was left with a couple of grand and a fucked up liver haha

>>216579980
bit mean

>>216579999
Yeah?

>>216579962
it's just a gimmick
I don't give a SHIT about canada apart from The Lodge™

>>216579883
'moid' is a derogatory femcel term for a man
if the language is new to you, check out 'lolcow' forums like kf where women are known to heavily frequent

>>216579890
things are -just- unregulated enough for them for them to lose accountability
if it were a true sexual 'free market', well let's not go there but let me just say I doubt they'd be happy with the results

>>216579961
who you talking to here?

>>216579532
That part I got. Why are you posting about a detective dusting for bumhole prints?

>>216580017
his son

Insane how fit she is
White boyfriend too so heathertimmy will melt down

>>216579998
I have genuine affections towards them so I'm allowed to be critical

>>216580005
scream

>>216579995
> I'd piss it away travelling and boozing or something until I was left with a couple of grand and a fucked up liver haha
why not piss away a bit but re-invest most of it so you can piss away some more at a later date
thats i do
im perpetually pissing, if you will

>>216580053
are you gonna bum them maybe?

>>216580052
alri beebeelabubu

>>216580052
>White boyfriend
ADONBILIVIT

>>216580014
men on r9k use that term all the time especially if they're angry incels pretending to be women

Mad how there is a path I could take in life, even at the decrepit, useless old position I've landed myself in through alcoholism and avoidance... Even now there must be a path to a life in which I live with a harem of women in a mansion with a swimming pool and such. How do I find the path to that result? That's the question.

>>216580066
I never leave my house so no
also way older than me

>>216580065
Legend

Things I’ve been called whilst having a beard:
Action man
Clint Eastwood
Viking
Terrorist
Homeless

>>216580089
they could come to your gaff and bum you
but I reckon they're definitely a bottom

new
>>>/mlp/42773621
>>>/mlp/42773621
>>>/mlp/42773621

mans just knocked on my door asking if ive got my bumming licence

>>216580071
wouldn't make much sense in the context of the post, and they didn't deny being female when pressed (yeah it could be a larping tranny but it's unlikely)

These modern electric heaters don't half throw out some heat by the way. Practically getting the place as warm as the central heating would if it were going.

>>216580114
this isn't the new as it directs to /mlp/
why lie?

>>216580099
clint eastwood has never been a beardy sort

>>216580138
burn money them things

>>216483461
>>216483461
>>216483461

Going to pop down and check my electric meter and see if there's any post for me. Should be easy enough. It does mean leaving my flat but I don't think there's anyone down there...

>>216580158
kill yourself you cunt

>>216580136
yes i'm sure the poster raging about "bpd whores" on r9k is far more likely to be a woman

>>216579622
Okay. Do it.

I want to cum inside irish woman
I want to have babies with irish woman
I want to smooch irish woman forehead
I want to cuddle irish woman
I want to hold irish woman hand
I want to rub irish woman feet when she pregnant
When we're old I want to caress irish woman and squeeze her hand as she takes her dying breaths

chewing on my thang

>>216580203
saar

>>216489837
>>216489837
>>216489837

shatriner shartenter

>>216580245
oooo babey when yuo talk leik dat, yuo make an woman go mad

haha stupid nigger

>>216580215
Full sapport

>>216546679
>>216546679
>>216546679

>>216580296
the average yank

>>216580190
yes, it drips with envy, and women are often the first to cut one another down

>>216577540>>216577540
>>216577540>>216577540
>>216577540new>>216577540
>>216577540>>216577540
>>216577540>>216577540

new

>>216580296
kino

>>216580328
it drips with repulsive male incel energy, just like your posts on here

Scarlett, aged 13, was last seen in Ourimbah, about 5.30pm on Tuesday (4 November 2025).

>>216580598
Looks 50 it's hard to find a 50-year-old when you look for a little girl