Thread 216582954

piglet picking violets edition

eeyore, violets

>>216584692
>Gook blowjob though
how often are you typing "Gook" for it to replace "good" in your autocorrect?

nowt wrong with eating hotdogs out the packet

mad how in tribes women just fuck all the men and make babies so that nobody can ever know who the dad is, and so instead they all take a collective responsibility of the kids

>>216584706
Kek think I just swiped it with my finger and didn’t think about it

She's a Mormon

>>216584737
fair
so tell us about this blowjob

Soledade, aged 14, was last seen on at Burwood train station on Railway Parade, Burwood, about 2.30pm on Thursday (6 November 2025).

why hasn't the weather gone cold yet? it's nearly fucking christmas ffs

fuck the crown, fuck faggots, fuck yanks, and fuck off

>>216584759
I’ve got a pretty big nob and he swallowed it whole
Had me toes curling and that, no gag reflex I think, which probably explains the hot dogs thing now that I think about it

love the nato phoenetic alphabet
whenever i do a captcha i'm going ALPHA MIKE FOUR TWO SIERRA

once when I was a child I had never had hotdogs before but my neighbor who was a year younger than I was having birthday party to which I was invited and they were having hotdogs at the party so my parents sent me with a pack of "veggie" hotdogs and the child's mother gave me a sneer and asked "what am I supposed to do with these? boil them?" and I just shrugged because I had no idea (she was a strange woman who enjoyed mocking and intimidating me as a small child)
I ate the hotdog and enjoyed it and she sent me home with the rest of the pack which went in our fridge
later in the evening while my parents weren't looking I snuck into the kitchen several times and ate hotdogs straight out of the packet
suffice to say I developed a tummy ache and my parents scolded me for my misbehavior

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got rejected by a bird at the pub lads
reckoned she was married

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>>216582954 (OP)
my nickname in primary school was piglet

fucking hell i had my filter turned off this entire time
needless to say, that has been immediately corrected

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>>216584809
you're a legend for trying

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>>216584726
terrence mckenna said it's the best way

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get them listened:
Caedmon's Hymn
Heyr, himna smiður
Sicut cervus by Palestrina
Holy God (Sviatyï Boje)

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>216584795
i went to my mates house once and he had a tent set up in his garden next to his pond
i was chilling in the tent and he came in with this big frog in his hands to show me
i thought his parents were away, so i started trying to be funny by saying how massive the frog was by using all swearwords
"fuck me, massive motherfucking cunt frog giant bastard..." etc
then i came out of the tent and his mum was stood there looking at me like i'd shat in the sink
she even said something about that language being not welcome in her home or something
i nearly cried

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>216584809
>reckoned she was married
cope nuke

>>216584726
thats how human civilization started, monogamy is a relatively modern concept

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

get my belly full
get my bollocks empty
get me shagged

>>216584928
i'm from a council estate in hull
if where you're from is less posh than hull, then that's on your parents for raising sprogs in a bradford car park or wherever you were born

pharmacy sent me the smelliest weed ever, got it locked in a kilner jar but i can still smell it outside my front door

feel like legal weed should be more discreet

>>216584825
that's cute

>>216584726
I think it was in the first ancient city of anatolia (maybe Gobekli Tepi) where scientists found evidence that children were not closely related to the adults who their bodies were buried with.

In Plato's "Republic," the guardians of the city are proposed to raise children communally, meaning that parents do not know their biological offspring. This system is intended to prevent familial loyalties from interfering with the guardians' dedication to the city and to promote unity among citizens.

fuck my depraved nigger life

>>216584961
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>216584961
shouldn't be legal in the first place, horrid drug

>>216584961
my bro gets weed legal
prescription weed online
he gave me a few little nuggets after i looked after his cat during a flat inspection
i cooked it in a curry whilst on the cans and it made me fully schizo for a day
it works for him, keeps him off the whiskey, but i can't handle it

>>216584978
squirrel_exploding.jpg

>>216584971
big government needs to keep their hands off are kids
simple as

>>216585002
>i looked after his cat during a flat inspection
>i cooked it in a curry
the weed
not the cat

utterly appalling nightt's sleep
needs to be made illegal

>>216585034
blue light blocking glasses mate
game changer
wear them for two hours before bed

>>216585034
I slept fine

>>216585048
as long as you slept fine that's okay

the v key on my keyboard is acting up

>>216585085
thanks :) feels good to care about others, doesn't it?

>>216585085
I always sleep fine when I'm dreaming about you

>>216584970
you're cute

>>216585095
the v key on my keyboard is fine
watch this
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
that's me holding it down
now watch this
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
that's me tapping it
got a perfectly functioning v key on my keyboard, me

>>216585034
Melatonin

>>216585134
jelly

>>216585138
illegal here in our nanny state

Rachel Thieves must go

>>216585151
You’re kidding right? Your country is turning into North Korea.

would you like to stroke mo salah at the coffee bar?

i've been sat here in silence with my headphones in for about an hour
could've been listening to all sorts but i'm just too fascinated by the posts here on /brit/ this morning

my nigger incel freak life up status: arsed

any prodigy fans in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVjZu4fl4o

Pickles are great until you're in one

turned chatgpt into a manchurian candidate to help me fix shogun 2 mods whenever i use the words red velvet sponge

Poo

>>216585173
maybe you are listening to something but you'e gone deaf

8am and i'm stilll in bed

>>216585224
eh??

>>216585221
yeah? x

>>216585224
CURSE my broken v key

happy

might practice flirting with anons
preparation for the real thing

>>216584722
I've got a hotdog you can eat out the packet

>>216585229
basically wasted the day already

the affordable housing near me is being bought by the council to house refugees so now people are going to have to live near them everywhere

well done keir!

>>216585271
I hate this fudging country

>>216584726
>>216584910
shalom

>>216585238
yeah was using it to test my new air friar last night and activated the trigger words this morning

>>216585271
yeah ngl i dont understand God would allow african rape hordes to spread across all of europe as in how is this going to lead to something good

>>216585251
i'm not gay but i appreciate the attention

eating a lethal dose of ginger

not had a rolo in eons

>>216585307
>how is this going to lead to something good
good for who?
i don't think the people in charge are trying to do anything good for the people of europe

gonna stick a meat feast 'za in the oven right now
lost the fucking plot

>>216584722
i do it daily i'm on a low carb high protein diet

>>216585336
you'd have to be retarded or of chinese descent if you think I'm clicking this

>>216585344
don't forget you need those prebiotics
i'd get some oats in there and cruciferous greens
don't neglect that gut biome

I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo irl.

>>216585327
same, not had an aero in a while either

>>216585369
with your hands or would you use some utensils?

>>216585369
i'd smash your face in irl

>>216585384
Preferably utensils.

>>216585344
enjoy your no gains

ffs not another homosexual blind date, that's two in a row

might get on the train to pocklington and find a walk to go on

3 am cant sleep though i feel tired and irritated.
should i stay wake waken awake awaken woke woken awoken

In the year ending June 2025, approximately 948,000 people came to the UK. In the year ending June 2025, there were 49,000 irregular arrivals, with 43,000 of those arriving via small boats

>>216585444
the year ends in december 2025

>>216585360
son, this is the chinese century

>>216585442
dunno mate
I just don't know

another wasted day in my evil incel degenerate nigger life

did they make new (shit) banners?

>>216585444
mental how immigration will turn the uk into a 70% male country soon just millions of africans and indians who cant find a woman

>>216585487
newfag

>>216585444
When politicians or economists want a large population for the wartime economy. Population growth has no inherent benefit to the growth of the regular economy.

>>216585502
never noticed that nor this one that came after

right that's it i'm getting up

never realised i can click it to change the image either

>>216585503
Service guarantees citizenship

>>216585503
>Population growth has no inherent benefit to the growth of the regular economy.
can i introduce you to the concept of the triple lock

There’s a willy on my pimple!

morning lads, no toil today, we shall be free, we shall be free.

Why do white men's feelings matter more than black lesbians'?

>>216585578
not far away though is it

>>216585493
mad how the women all voted for loads of men
i reckon they would've objected had it been boat loads of women

zoomers be like zoom zoom, while us millennials just be milling about. "milling about" means to move or circulate in a confused, disorderly, or aimless way, often within a limited area. it describes a group of people who are moving around without a clear purpose, sometimes while waiting for something or someone.

>>216585606
>mad how the women all voted for loads of men
actually no they didn't
no one voted for mass immigration

watching vids of tokyo
really wish every city was like that. quiet, full of introverts who mind their business, cozy little spaces in alleys for dining and stuff

the price of freddos is too high

gen excrement

>>216585598
toiling tomorrow ;_;

tumny feel strangely

The sun rises as a deer on a hill

>>216585565
>Priests never lie

>>216585629
true but most of the people with "refugees welcome" signs are women
they wouldn't be waving those signs if these refugees were all women
men would

maoam for brek

>>216585643
is this ai??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0uHiILMvi8

Any Hessle man in

just found my trousers in the living room which has confused me to no end
did i take my trousers off last night lob them on the settee then just walk around for a bit in my boxers? why would i do this?

got a bottle of Errazuriz Cabernet Sauvignon for later

>>216585646
hope it's cancer

>>216585680
sounds like last night was a right laugh

should walk round the shop for coffee then come home and cook a bacon roll, will I? only time I tell

>>216585389
good post

What are you gooning to Britanons?

>>216585675
Yeh lad all those Theresa May fanatics out there doing a number on her lad

wank to gfs sisters Facebook profile complete

>>216585696
reckon if there was a german in this thread they would ask why it wasn't a left laugh

>>216585685
no
beef

might get a custom plate that says "NGRH8R" or if that's already taken "TND1488"

MANsturbating to some big gay dick in bum action myself

no more booze for me
evil stuff
porn and caffeine are my only vices from now on

>>216585744
great way to get your vehicle vandalized

>>216585715
younger sister is it?

the local bus went by and i don't know if i pulled my trousers up and stopped pissing before they saw

Right, British culture then is it?

mad how i'm just a few clicks away from some lad from africa bringing me a bag of beers and cigs from tesco
i'm unemployed and the government gives me money that i can use to summon cans of carlsberg export and 20 benson blue
that is mental though innit

>>216585754
taking up boozing as I'm giving up the sweeties, the caffeine and porn will continue as usual

looking to the sky and enjoy the life

Right, well that’s dinner served.

Deeply unfunny thread

>>216585744
Sister's hairdresser's second cousin once removed is an offensive phrases analyst for Personal Plates Queensland
They would see right through such transparent hatred

Please understand. That money is just resting in her account.

>>216585804
corr imagine the interest rate

mad how financially illiterate I am. I dont really know how to use a credit card responsibly and the rules around them seem opaque and strange. Different people tell me different things about how and when to use it. Some say for emergencies only, some say for big purchases, some say daily expenditure for small items. My app says my balance is -£250 out of £1500 credit limit but wont tell me when to pay it back, encourages me to pay minimum only for some reason, statements come at weird times of the month when it just so happens to be just before i get paid, fuck this shit

wow look at all these links

getting out of bed

lavender grapefruit-ade

>>216585914
Didn't ask, lass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TSxxAIaoBs

Need her to fart in my face.

Watched Knuckle.
Every single two hundred year old stereotype about the Irish is true and they haven't changed.
Will also never take another leprechaun seriously when they start endlessly bitching about Yanks who think they're Irish. These traveler cunts can't even get along or associate with home Irish to begin with.
Absolute big loud whiny babies the lot of them.

I'm up, gonna get dressed

>>216585925
you on the pills again then

poo shriek

>>216585963
grow up

Sorry, I'm just not having this. 3 holes-in-one in one month and prior to that she already had 2 holes-in-one? Kim Jong Un tier golf.

>>216585938
they should have all been wiped out, genuinely slav-tier
nothing redeeming about the irish

i was born in the mid 1990s
ich bin ein unc

Lads I bought a backgammon board but it's arrived and it's fucking MASSIVE

should I exchange it for a smaller one or just live with one that won't fit on my table?

I'm dressed, going shop, you want anything?

>>216585287
educate yourself mate

blud bought a full 11-a-side backgammon pitch

>>216585990
I'd take it back, gammon

>>216585992
Bin bag full of onion rings please, bossman

sometimes i think posters on here are indians on a vpn roleplaying as what they think brits talk about and larp with posts like this
>>216585992
I read this in a heavy indian accent

>>216585971
>woman discovers golf scores are honesty based

>>216585971
I'd drive one in her three holes if you get my meaning

>>216582954 (OP)
There was a time when Rick Moranis couldn't walk the streets without getting swarmed by mobs of fans wanting autographs or pictures taken with him.

always go for vegetarian items whenever i get a chinky or a thai, otherwise everything tastes fishy because those little slanty eyeses love to sneak fish sauce into everything, completely ruins the beef and broccoli or what have you

Been eating fibre bars and protein yoghurts the past few days so my farts are both loud and smelly

>>216586017
are you implying that it doesn't happen now?

Good morning to all my GREAT friends on /brit/! I know we’re all going to have a FANTASTIC day!!

>>216585938
i've got a story about these travelers
here in hull there's an annual fair where the fair shows uip and there's rides and scam booths where you shoot the pack of wine gums with a fiver wrapped around it with an air rifle but it's nailed to the shelf so you can't knock it off and win it
anyway my mate used to work in a club in town
he said, the last day of hull fair, all these travelers come in, they've booked the club, they've got unlimited cash
they start helping themselves to the stuff behind the bar which is fair enough if they've paid for it
then they turn the bar taps around so they can pour themselves pints from in front of the bar
and my mate said they just threw piles of cash at everyone who worked there and had them just stand by while these folks completely drank the place dry and had the occasional fight

>>216585961
Nah not at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wEodaHnLMs

>>216585980
They should be used as a bioweapon against the English and Scottish and maybe French but nothing else

Drank a mug of Bailey’s yesterday and then enjoyed a lovely 4 four kip

>>216586034
gooooooood morningsir

>>216586034
What’s on the cards for you, bigman?

>>216585968
growing

>>216586043
9 quid a bottle innit
dunno what tesco was thinking

>>216586030
Nobody knows who he is today. He walks the streets completely unrecognised. The same fate awaits Robbie Williams

>>216585999
Scccccrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaming

honestly no word to describe that poo i just did besides cataclysmic. completely blocked the bog before i even wiped

>>216586036
bum me in east park today?

>>216586036
Why are they so rich
Is it just organized crime or Mafia type worker collusion nepotism stuff?

Good morning team. Hope all is well today.

just fuck my shit up

suppose i should go out today

>>216586060
Johnny Which?

*revs up the bumble account*

>>216586075
you dun goofed lad

>>216586067
in your dreams

>>216586069
the fair is insanely lucrative
my bro used to work there and it's just cash flowing like water
these rides are a fiver or a tenner a go, and you've got people lining up by the thousand to ride them

>>216585971
crediton mentioned

>>216586077
oh no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Br4VWVECqI

I've had a very busy week
Monday
>Driving lesson
Tuesday
>Appointment
>Wednesday
Toil
Thursday
>Chainsaw Man at cinema
Friday
>Gasman
Saturday
>Taekwondo
Sunday
>Toil

Funny monkey man movie

>>216586099
that's a big number

>>216585803
that sounds like a great job, reckon i'd be good at that because i have an encyclopedic knowledge of offensive phrases

DAS DING

>>216586131
how was the chainsaw man film?

I dropped the anime since the animation was ugly. Will pirate the Reze film when it comes out.

Got a new 'fit for the missus

>>216586131
kill yourself you paedo freak

>>216586158
It was lush. I loved it. I didn't think much of Reze when I read the arc in the manga but the film really made me like her. Was also my first ever cinema visit

>>216586069
i will say however, after saying this: >>216586104
when fair was in town i had the lead roof nicked off my bay window
only realised when it started raining and the rain started coming in through the roof
i guarantee it was those cheeky bastards
everyone knows you put your bikes inside when the fair is in town

>>216586172
post the sad cat in the snow outside the window

walktoil on the horizon

JUST BADGERED A MOLE OVER SMOKING SKUNK

>>216586069
theyre just low level scammers and theives, plus they pay zero tax and no police force wants to deal with them because they cry persecution

nun they cud do

back from shop, it bacon time

Ice cream?

>>216586182
Did it look like there was a bit more money behind the animation than the show?

>>216586104
they're not that lucrative, they only get like ~20 operational weeks per year and the overheads are pretty high since most of their rides are long term leased

right, well that's not a magnum now, is it

He’s posting about black willies again

>>216586221
Salami through the back wheel

>>216586243
Yeah it was better but it wasn't a massive upgrade tbf

Snickers?

>>216586261
wouldn't it just turn into a pile of pepperoni?

>>216586221
sup crodie

rorke is a beast

>>216586133
yeah do you want some

>>216586221
look at that cunt struggling to snatch a handbag off an old woman
he wants his head kicked in and if that was my nana he'd fucking get it
my grandad would've battered that little shithead

Mars bars?

>>216586290
holy cringe

>>216586292
He's not snatching her bag, she was trying to be have a go hero and got battered for her efforts.

hes waiting

the superiority of the white race is beyond debate, it's simply an objective fact and anyone who disagrees is in denial

so clogwog is probably the BE flag/spainparasite, right? now that he is getting banned on the BE flag and his off-VPN UK flag posts arent working it is obviously just him going back to the one that almost everyone doesnt give a fuck about and 1-2 people like him or whatever

>>216586311
fat idiot

Black girls LOVE the white bois. It takes them back to the MASSA days
OHHHH MASSA IM GONNA SQUIRT!

communist clogwog cucky boy

What an absolute fucking joke of a website 4chan has become. No wonder it’s dying. Might as well post on fucking reddit. Kill all nigger jannies on sight!

nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>216586325
pale clawlike fingers

>>216586349
ban all yanks from /bir,t/

>>216586349
actually crazy how you would get banned for that and that janny is probably a yank (and then I saw your flag)
he/xhe should be forced to go to an Andy Sixx concert

made a bacon roll

>>216586377
elden jon

>>216586377
*grabs it with my fat nigger hand*

>>216586147
:D

>>216586392
i cant unsee that one now, thanks

the absolute state of EU freaks freaks from the EU

An American anon posted a list of mirror sites for this place here the other day and I feel we'll need them come December 12. Anyone?

janny should allow porn posting just for me

>>216586328
no need to sign your posts here mate

>>216586392
Careful not to make a poo joke lad, the janny’s about with his ban button.

>>216586391
>>216586404

OK so clogwog and the BE flag are the same person (2.5/3) ALA it is another parasite gimmick

where the fuck is my 'za i ordered almost an hour ago

>>216584842
did say 'yeah, and...?' and she looked at me like I was a murderer lol

new michael jackson movie looks shite
hes not even black?

>>216586359
howling, screaming

>>216586377
is that it?
are you going to have another one?

>>216586307
everyone there should've turned on those fuckers
orient express rules
everybody smashes fuck out of them and then nobody saw anything
they just got fucked up somehow and nobody saw anything
and the police would understand 100%
but as it is, these animals will succeed in destroying a community they took for granted, and then wonder why everything is shit when it was them who made it that way

>>216586391
do not watch this

nigger nigger nigger nigger !

bacon roll down the hatch, time to tidy

I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you

hahahaha NIGGER

>>216586446
I'm thinking about it x

two poos done today already
dogberg only had one
me 1 - 0 dogberg

>>216586460
You aren’t the real mihai

pengest crisps going

oh no did someone get banned for breaking the rules? what a shame

i'm from buenos aires and i say kill rorke

>I wouldnt put my dick inside marepussy
liar

pooing burning my ringpiece

35 minutes of the final stage of leo cup anon

>>216586448
yes you have to start chanting 'kill the nigger' and then start a literal pogrom of anyone who's not british

ive got a number of things i need to do today and ive got a feeling i will not be doing any of them

woke up this morning think I WILL NOT spend my weekend on /brit/

really am in quite dire need of a poo

35 minutes until leo cup opens

>>216586347
i love it when they grab ass

Twink bum/

Christmas ads suspiciously white this year
What are they up to

NEED to see that fit woman doctor again
>see fittest doctor ever (female)
>immediately turn around and start talking about insane asylum rape again
rorke

for me, the best chips are plain

>>216586536
why

>>216586512
it's not a race thing
a few of those cyclists weren't black
if it was 100% black shoppers smashing hell out of 100% white vandal cyclists, i'm cheering for the black lads
never mind who's british, that's irrelevant, just like race is
just kick fuck out of spazzy wankers ruining your society or live like animals
simple as

>>216586567
i always grab gfbergs arse, arseplay is my fetish

>>216586559
wine gum ads or something have token white person in their ad rn
makes me wanna need a wine gums
going to buy 1000000 packs wine gums for christmas. wine gums for everybody! £400 of wine gums or whatever it was advertising. oreos maybe
because that white person was literally meee

Just did a big messy sticky poo and my poor ringpiece still hurts
Going to have to dive into the shower for a bit or I'll wake up with a huge infected haemorrhoidal mass inside my arris

brown muck spewing out of my arse what hte hell is going on

>>216586523
going to take a drive out to the ol' retail shopping centre myself and have a wander round the shops, take in the atmosphere of the frenetic christmas shoppers

>>216586581
you don't have a gf though do you

>>216586573
>if it was 100% black shoppers smashing hell out of 100% white vandal cyclists
alri salvador dali

>>216586599
>>216586599
>>216586599

>>216586598
getting a gf doesn't get rid of your sexual obsessions
you think everyone in a relationship only likes vanilla sex in the missionary position

imagine being a voluteering cuck and not having a gf

>>216586598
no :(

And this... "bat-man"... is he in the room with us now?

>>216586627
I think so

>>216586590
What are you on today mouseman?
Bit of speed for you is it or just blucozade?

>>216586648
sardines for me
the smells of crab and sardine is so hydrating