Thread 216583320

Friday Night Edition

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Old: >>216581976

First for testicles

>>216583264
good luck anon

Do super rich famous people have normal friends? Like people they knew in high school they hang out with and not just other super rich socialite social climbers

he literally skipped foreplay. dumbass

>>216583389
No they all worship Satan

>>216583398
no they don't idiot

i think i need antidepressants
i just spent an hour listening to music bc i was too sad to do my college work

this sick freak tried to rape me in a swamp

>>216583437
i think its a bad idea to rely on pills to function

she's smitten by him but not thinking straight

I legitimately don't hate anyone. Even the people that objectively treat me badly. I wonder if there's something wrong with the wiring in my brain.

>>216583333
checked

>>216583489
i think im just too lazy to hate

>>216583389
I do

Is this an nnn thing? Is that why im so sad? Normally Id get off after a shit day like this but i cant

>>216583489
you're weak and meant to die like all those christcuck missionaries who get stabbed to death and eaten by savage tribes

>>216583489
I'm at the point where I just don't give a shit about other's opinions. It makes life far simpler.

>>216583516
It's your dick, put it wherever you want

>>216583320 (OP)
>Murdoch Murdoch
Now that's a name I haven't heard in years

>>216583535
never got their popularity and shilling they were just /pol/tard south park

I wish I tried harder in uni, I didn't see the point back then. Just wanted to game

>>216583546
Yeah but it just made me nostalgic. They were pretty popular during the Drumf's first election.

It's been 10 years now. Crazy

Not talking and sticking to yourself makes things easier in life.

>>216583437
not to sound like a alt-health fag but you should really look to ways of improving your health outside of medication first
I don't doubt the efficacy of antidepressants, they've literally saved the life of more than one close family member - but they are horrendously overprescribed and absolutely FUCK with basic components of your human existence. they are absolutely necessary for some people but it's a fairly extreme step that should not be taken lightly, you should exhaust the usual suspects (diet, exercise, getting outside, fulfilling hobbies, reaching out to friends) first

>>216583527
>>216583519
get out of my country

>>216583563
Why, just to be another cog in the machine?

>>216583580
denounce vishnu right now

>>216583569
Emily Youcis' last show was being quoted by a bunch of silicon valley kingmakers lmao

long strange trip it's been

Being Hispanic-American is pretty brutal

our lands were stolen from us by the Anglos in the 1800s only for them to massively import indians, jews, chinese, and blacks to our historical homelands 150 years later

>>216583586
It feels good to be a useful, functioning part of some thing more important than myself.

>>216583294
I left my lunchbag in the break room and the secretary threw a tantrum

>>216583516
just jerk off, dude.

>>216583603
plus you're poopy brown skin, that's gotta suck

>>216583603
ah yes, the vaunted latino trump voter

>>216583603
>our lands
your ancestors are from the jungles of mexico paco

>>216583614
Those of us who can't have sex deserve to die earlier. I've been edging myself without cumming to produce my cum, but I will not release it.

I vaunt to suck your blood

>>216583617
I walk around Texas and it's completely overrun by foreigners

good job anglos

conquering lands only to replace the native populace living there

10/10 move

fucking idiots

>>216583575
I've been depressed for like 3 years at this point so idk, don't have any friends or real hobbies. I just have a fuck ton of college work and just broke down crying thinking about how shit my weekend will be since I can't do anything else

>>216583606
Good goy

>>216583639
>to produce my cum
you dont need to do this manually retard

>I walk around Texas and it's completely overrun by foreigners
>good job anglos
>conquering lands only to replace the native populace living there
>10/10 move
>fucking idiots

>>216583631
why would ANYONE want more indians around? that guy's retarded but also...indians? yuck

>>216583655
Then why do my balls inflate and hurt when I jerk off without cumming?

>>216583650
>>216583437
hard to say without knowing your symptoms but you should see a psych at least

>>216583650
>and just broke down crying thinking
it's ok sweetheart you'll graduate soon and we'll all be so proud our little girl grew up!

216583665
terrible bait

The only thing that motivates me is saving up enough money for my gynecomastia reduction surgery

>>216583631
>>216583635
I'm am a Tejano that can trace my ancestors back to the Hispanic monarchy lol

>>216583684
....You've never heard of blue balls?

>>216583697
Blue balls are when you're about to cum but the orgasm is denied at the last second

Whoever posted this on /v/ fuck you now i want a summer sausage

Today at like noon I was like drifting between wakefulness and the first stage of sleep and every time I closed my eyes I started seeing vivid as fuck bbc porn vids
>nnn day 7 be like

>>216583694
wtf are you doing here if you're literal royalty

>>216583704
non-argument

>>216583694
no one cares what you are when you are indistinguishable from any other border hopper

>>216583710
Yeah, that's what I'm doing when I jerk off but deny myself the orgasm. The cum is about to shoot out but I force it back down.

>>216583721
I have blood ties to this land that are deeper than yours

you'll never be as old stock as me

never

cant imagine intentionally blue balling myself
tried not jerking off and just edging when i was 18 but i only made it one week with daily exercise

I don't really get annoyed by others.

>>216583727
This is a fetish for some

>>216583714
kys

>>216583741
Yeah that's when you're 18 and horny as fuck
You could probably do it if you're 20+. It gets harder and less fun to get off when you're older

Boutta hop in this hotel shower for like 45 minutes since it's not my water bill

>>216583743
https://youtu.be/0cVlTeIATBs?si=9UMzYR3jkBNjb6or

>>216583756
>You could probably do it if you're 20+. It gets harder and less fun to get off when you're older
im 26 and jerking off multiple times a day, more than pretty much ever in the past and its helped my mental & physical health

MY sharkies

>>216583760
based

>>216583762
>si=9UMzYR3jkBNjb6or

Do any of you have an extra midget? Preferably male

I don't like the way Quebec pipo pronounce ê

>>216583766
Good for you, most people feel post nut clarity and guilt after the 3rd time in a day

>>216583799
>most people feel post nut clarity and guilt
only religious losers and young teenagers feel guilty about jerking off

>>216583808
Im an atheist and feel guilty about it, its no different than feeling guilty from sleeping in or wasting time on anything else

>>216583808
can you stop making me feel like a loser? we get it dude, you can jerk off guilt-free

>>216583752
Hispanics don't do that, we're too macho

only the other races do

I think I'm just patient enough where I end up forgetting what the issue was.

post eating poop regret

>>216583815
>wasting time
if you're an atheist how can you "waste" time? it doesn't matter what you spend it on because nothing matters

>>216583575 (me)
to go on because I am drunk and anonymous - diet is an absurdly underrated levers for your personal wellbeing
I cannot emphasize this enough: YOU ARE A BIOLOGICAL ORGANISM THAT RUNS OFF OF FOOD. what you eat plays a massive role in how you feel. people handwave about this a lot but adequate nutrition on a micro and macro nutrient basis is THE ABSOLUTE NUMBER ONE MOST EFFECTIVE I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH lever you have over your own personal wellbeing. people don't pay attention to this shit. education about nutrition is terrible and mostly focused on weight loss, which is a great crime since it encourages starvation or pseudo-starvation high-autophagy diets that are fundamentally unsustainable and make you miserable. eat a calorically sufficient carbohydrate-dominant diet with adequate non-PUFA fat and varied sources of micronutrients and you WILL feel better, I guarantee it.
also eat and inch of raw ginger and take at least 10g of creatine daily, trust me on this one, end of rant

>>216583815
>its no different than feeling guilty from sleeping in or wasting time on anything else
so waste less time. be more efficient instead of hating yourself for no good reason.
most people can find a middle ground between porn addiction and celibacy.
>>216583821
this is entirely self-imposed you utter buffoon.

>>216583789
I CAN SAVE HER

Just saw the maddie kowalski video
never ever have a daughter

I don't understand why people hold grudges. Seems like a terrible disposition.

>>216583866
you've made three posts on this topic, let it go

>>216583873
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO

>>216583873
>tfw you'll never get kicked in the nuts by AOC

>>216583837
it would've felt more fulfilling to do something else
I spend all day getting off, then look outside, it's dark out and I'm like "wtf am I doing with my life" and then proceed to cry myself to sleep
Since it's nnn, I'm wasting my time listening to music instead

I don't really understand why people reply to my posts.

>>216583769
Thanks, I'm going to hang out on the bathroom floor for a bit first

>>216583861
Who's that and what are the videos of?

>>216583894
notice me senpai

>>216583894
It's because you're handsome

I NEED to get treated for avoidant attachment

>>216583897
youre drunk, arent you

>>216583890
AOCBT

I don't really understand.

>>216583910
lucky, im anxious-avoidant

>>216583917
haha based
gnosis is impossible, we're hard-wired not to understand

Rank them.

Had to check on my friend to make sure he didn't drive home drunk

>>216583897
Anon, this anime girl is very worried about you. It would make her really happy if you would go to bed and sleep off your intoxication. She's very worried you're not safe right now

I'm poop-avoidant

>>216583911
No but I had two Coronas and I have a bad headache so this is part of my healing ritual

>>216583897
Is your company paying for it? it's waaaay more fun that way

>>216583901
It's a slut getting freeused by dudes in a frat in UF
Literally dudes casually walking around and spitroasting her

niggas be woozy from 2 coronas

>>216583841
Anime is based because it's white and European

>>216583940
Don't worry it's just a light buzz
Need to shower first, but right now I'm happy to be here
>>216583945
Yes actually, I'm getting reimbursed for this trip

watching gangs of new york
did not expect for it to be some 1800s mick shit

>>216583964
Wasn't a big fan of this flick desu

>>216583964
haha enjoy

Smoked some weed

>>216583957
I like my women how I like my wine

>>216583974
I'm bored of weed

I hate myself. I deserve the worst.

>>216583964
the chinese parts are very funny

spinny would've replied to my post

>>216583980
Saaaaaame

>>216583980
Nah.

your girlfriend is your first daughter lmfaoi

actually can't believe dick cheney's dead dude
sure he probably did more harm than good but that guy was a cultural icon, everybody knew who the puppetmaster was

i dont get the movie. it's more or less an r rated version of "a walk to remember"

>>216583995
??

>>216583996
He's no Kissinger.

I wanted to tell /cum/ something but I forgot it

business idea: drink

I struggle to imagine what Dick Cheney even wanted
People are like "he was the puppet-master! he was the devil!" but what did ousting Hussein even get him?
He just seems like an old who had developed an "what does this button do?" approach to government

>>216584044
Golems do not want, they merely serve.

>>216583643
This. wtf is wrong with anglos

>>216584044
he made money for himself & his rich friends and got to play conqueror

>>216584044
It was just a prank bro lol

>>216584044
he got oil contracts from leveling iraq so his halliiburton oil company could raid their oil beds and sell them off for mad profit

money money money moneyyyyy

>>216584084
also construction contracts for the cities they just leveled

Sweetness
Sweetness, I was only joking

>>216584097
They didn't level cities. There was a whole thing about it

>>216584123
by israel standards maybe but it pretty brutal

Fuck you. I hate you. You ruined my life.

It isn't muh oil muh money or muh something else

See
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realm

https://youtu.be/6Knt3rKTqCk?si=WVZwQEvg7hocyEkD

>>216584123
they fucking bombed the whole capitol city, wtf are you talking about

>>216584152
Yes. Seethe & Cope.

>>216584157
securing the realm from what?

Why do I need all these consoles when I just watch tv?

>>216584176
(((islam))) goy

>>216584192
iunno why did you steal em?

Reading Wuthering Heights. On a Friday night? you ask me. Yes. Yes, indeed.

>>216584192
wtf

>>216584194
t. muttHAMmad

We all cope, one way or another.

>>216584201
taylor actually has a pretty good chin huh she'd probably actually make some handsome sons

>>216584162
With pgm's. Like I said there was a whole thing about it. Pic rel is mosul after IS was removed, it got it much worse

>>216584195
Got them off eBay, the white 360 was $20 from Salvation Army

>>216584192
why you got so many shoes sweetie

Suffering actually makes the soul stronger. Doesn't mean it's good, that's just how it is.

This song hits me in the feelz
https://youtu.be/Bimd2nZirT4?si=SjOm7E2DtOb4wsOo

>>216584192
why do you have 4 360s

>>216584261
For 1440

>suffering is le GOOD
>dies a mentally ill virgin after watching a horse get btfo
lol

it's just a brief smile
crossing your face
i'm running speed trials
standing in place

should I drink or nah

>>216584297
No one will be talking about you 125+ years after your death. Will they?

>>216584261
Two are jaspers, the older ones, the slim, well one is, nm all that, I can store more games this way is the bottom line.

Also this
>>216584280

>>216584309
store more games where? in the console? thats 4 fucking games nigga, just put them on a shelf

>>216584308
I don't care nigga I'll be ded

>>216584323
Just like an animal

>>216584219
I wish she went the Madonna route honestly. Staying single, reaching a second major peak in popularity in her forties and at the same time being hotter than ever.

>>216584330
Just like niggaschzie

Your first mistake
Thinking that you could relate

>>216584245
They make me more fashionable? I dunno really, I wash shoes instead of throwing them away.

>>216584337
erm wasn't that kinda the point of her latest album which was far more sexualized than her previous ones

If you're alone,
It must be you that wants to be apart

insomnia fucking sucks what a complete waste of fucking time

>>216584368
The game or the movie or the condition?

>>216584368
You're a waste of space
There's no waste of time, it will pass regardless

You can play videogames on 55" TVs at the cannabis lounge in Vancouver. They have pretty much every console you could possibly want to play on, too -- incl. Xbox 360, Xbox One or whatever the fuck it's called PS3, PS4, Nintendo 64. You can bring your own console too if you want to. They just don't have PS5s I don't think, which makes sense considering any junkie COULD potentially just walk in and grab it; but I haven't been there in awhile so idk for sure.

>>216584201
why are you reading white girl literature

You can do what you want to, whenever you want to
You can do what you want to, there's no one to stop you

>>216584381
but I already have a PS3, 4, and n64

>>216584373
It's not even a condition for me, per se. It's just that I had two fucking exams on the same day, back-to-back, so I had to drink a full liter of coffee to stay wired enough to get through both without fucking dying.

>>216584316
Most of my games are digital dl
I’ve posted this pic here before got these off eBay.
I know I need to mop the floor.

>>216584357
It absolutely sucked, though. She should have taken some notes from CHVRCHES and really hammered out some synth-pop bangers; not this twee shite.
>>216584384
I've been meaning to read it for years; and besides, as an ardent bibliophile, sometimes I will just go out of my way to read a classic I haven't yet.

>>216584396
hurts so much, just want him back bros ;_;

Amazing how shallow the Brazilians are.
Truly they will inherit the Earth.

>>216584377
YOU FRITTER AND WASTE THE HOURS IN AN OFFHAND WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

>>216584411
>DA: origins
>bioshock infinite
>pre-sequel
>Dark souls II
>dead space III
>every single fucking CoD
>the lego movie videogame

goodnight

All beef hotdogs suck. It needs to be at least half pork to taste good

niggas be like
"this beef glizzy too spicy"

>>216584443
Beef franks are goat you take that back

>>216584443
False All beef hotdogs taste the best

>>216584418
>ardent bibliophile
Are you a Christian????????????

>>216584441
Good night bud

Time for…
Buspirone!

I grew up on beef franks and mom says pork is dirty. I think I'm part jewish on her side.

>>216584462
Just means books my guy

All poop hotdick

should I drink or not, I have my booze right here

>ew that animal rolls around in the mud!
>the meat from it, which we cut out of it's body, clean and cook must therefore be unclean!
Never got this logic desu

>>216584494
Im sure the concept of washing and cleaning is quite foreign to you

>>216584479
Save it

>>216584494
Jews and Muslims arent cannibals

>>216584422
Brazilians will destroy the United States

>>216584450
>>216584453
specifically they need to be this brand too or they suck

Pork is good but beef hotdogs is better

>>216584503
You have it backward. Why would an animal being dirty matter at all when you are removing it's meat from the body, cleaning it then cooking it anyway. They eat sheep and goats and those animals are absolutely filthy

>>216584541
You can't destroy a dream, for it never existed,

Pork objectively has more parasites and is dirtier. You can't eat pork raw.

You can eat beef raw, even chicken.

>>216584546
They have a weird sour and greasy taste to me

>>216584543
hebrew national is delicious

gn

>>216584543
I buy these ones in Canada

an interstellar past, i'm back to sleep again

>>216584579
Barely better than bar S

>>216584593
beef tartar is eaten regularly but it does come with a risk; eating uncooked chicken is exponentially more dangerous though

also pork sausages taste the best, there's no debate on this matter. none.

sausages are better than weiners

>>216584569
>objectively has more parasites and is dirtier
Nah, don't think so mate

>>216584612
>Because it is raw, it's crucial to use very fresh, high-quality beef. Some recommend searing the entire cut of beef briefly before chopping it to kill surface bacteria, which is a safer method

sausage weiner
cock peepee

>>216584624
Look at this expert on dick shapes foods

>>216584636
I'm also an expert on dicks. mine is better than yours

>>216584624
Im sure youre an expert on weiners

Wurst is pretty much as good as it gets

>>216584648
in my opinion, its the wurst

i'd actually prefer someone push me against the well and shoot me than dying alone in some bedroom

>>216584653
what exactly is this picture supposed to imply

>>216584640
You're such an expert on dicks that you are one yourself

>>216584569
>dirtier
Maybe while they're alive

>>216584665
figure it out sherlock

>>216584665
It's meant to confuse you. SEXUALLY

>>216584667
if someone was choking me like that i'd just gouge their eyes out, seems pretty easy

I want you die like this

Tonight I drank so many beers. I can’t wait to piss water out of my ass tomorrow.

>>216584700
Why did you do it? So as to induce sleep?

>mexican coworker's last day was today
>he brings mexican candy in
>look inside
>it's literally salt. Just plain salt. sometimes with added flavor
Wtf is wrong with them

I was about to reply based but uhhh

thats kind of a weird thing to want to do, m80

very high right now and can't decide what to watch

>>216584700
I only drank 2, I grew tired of hangovers ruining my weekend.

>>216584687
I mean it wouldn't hurt to try but they are in a better position to avoid that then you are to inflict it

>>216584709
what is the mexican's least favorite album?
The wall

Did you know 2 girls 1 cup's proper title is Hungry Bitches

>>216584668
Lol

>>216584723
if both their hands are around my neck how can they stop my thumbs from going into their eyes? unless they're super tall and they can just crane my neck away from me lol

>>216584590
Just looked this brand up. I'd bet on my life their pork and beef dogs taste better

>>216584728
u already posted this dawg get some new material big boy

>>216584730
It's literally Brazilian

Hate myself

what the fuck could Mexicans possibly know about candy

>>216584729
I would have gone with "hard work" by john handy

your mom gave me hard john a handy

>>216584747
Hmm. Checks out

omg guys the climate is changing did u hear there's change happening to the climate omgggzz

There they wait in fear
With swords in feeble hands
With dreams to be a king
First, one should be a man
I call about and charge them all
With a life that is a lie
And in their final hour
They shall confess before they die

>>216584751
I can love you if you can't love you

>>216584730
Fun fact. When I was first shown 2G1C I acted like was a disgusted and wanted to puke, but that same day I looked it up and jerked off to it

>>216584780
so what

>>216584785
This lyric is about Nick Fuentes

>>216584780
At least you'll be dead before it really matters I guess

>>216584756
placer likes the genderswap anime?

humans cause climate change
climate change kills humans
problem solved?

>>216584758
But they do work hard. The term wetback comes from how sweaty they get after a hard day's work

>>216584790
...and then you puked and never jerked it to scat again, right?

>>216584804
I like manime

>>216584821
so you want to be turned in to a girl?

>>216584816
You don't have to work hard to get a sweaty back, just be out in the sun all day

>>216584780
I wouldn’t think a Canadian would be afraid of a little global warming. Invest in tundra.

>>216584826
no?

>>216584815
Two wrongs don't make a right

>>216584792
SO DRIVE A FUCKING EV U BIGOT OMGGGGGGGGGG
>>216584801
yeah but climate change disproportionately affects BIPOCs or something, the weather is getting more racist and that's a big problem

>>216584838
tell that to the "climate", not me

>>216584841
>disproportionately affects bipoc

>>216584817
Honestly yes. I think it was something about hot girls doing something so disgusting that got me. I don't even remember if they were hot or not desu

>>216584841
>>>/tumblr/

i'm tired gn cumstains

need to piss

>>216584863
d-don't l-l-l-leave me....

I want to watch something as comfy as the sopranos but nothing is as good...

>>216584843
climate won't kill us idiot imagine being this stupid

you know where you are

>>216584886
king of the hill

>>216584886
Breaking Bad?

>>216584899
already watched that too I want something new

>>216584893
sorry for having the audacity to be hopeful...
gawrsh...

>>216584909
yeah try not being a retard that'd help

So basically I was gifted a chain and I’m recently discovered as a jacket man and I have a sandwich right here but it’s time to go to sleep I think right now.

>>216584905
Chernobyl

By the time the heckin global warming fucks everyone, it will be a brown people problem. Crackers like me will be extinct.

sum1 get to cookin the new

I have a banger post lined up

>>216584931
the true aryans underneath the ice sheets in antarctica will be fine

>>216584931
Yeah gedde wed bon bigniew. I went to the bathroom and we live inside a dream.

>>216584941
I will make it as soon as we hit 310

should have it ready BEFORE that lazy ass

I live in a big house and it’s time to die forever. Let’s all die forever. I got a Cadillac and I go driving out in the big fields. You know I’m so hungry right now. It turns out that’s why we all live inside a wizard.

One of the guys at work is apparently and unironic flearther

>>216584982
based

>>216584982
Don't make fun of him, listen to him. Even if you don't truly believe him, make him believe you do. It'll be fun

>>216584995
>>216584995
>>216584995
new