Thread 216586599

australians?

>>216586595
>retail shopping centre
GRIM

got the washing machine on

>19 year old british girl killed by a ficki ficki boat rapist who had already served time for manslaughter + 3 counts of rape and the media is barely covering it
how do these cunts get released so easily? i thought manslaughter and rape would be enough for 20 years at least

>look at phone screen
>special week crying again

>>216586599 (OP)
i'm getting word you didn't have official approval to make this thread
yes it says here the thread was "early" and "american" and "not officially /brit/"
anything to say for yourself?

>>216586656
>19 year old british girl killed by a ficki ficki boat rapist who had already served time for manslaughter + 3 counts of rape and the media is barely covering it

petition to ban yanks from making /brit/ threads

BREAKING NEWS: Gen Z Calls Air Force 1 "Dad Shoes"

>>216586656
Who?

>>216586599 (OP)
Do yanks know about Molly?
Used to be our most beloved gaybo but then he did his frontal lobes when he fell off a ladder putting up Christmas lights and now he can't go on telly anymore because he'll get into fights with the other guests

>>216586698
Should have made one first then shouldn’t you?

making a history of /brit/ through a series of ceramic pots so future historians will remember us

>>216586698
Seconded

pizza delivery took about an hour
spoiler alert: the driver was indian

*chews your head smoove off*

>>216586650
A nice one obviously, a modern one with polished floors and decent shops, one that you need to drive to. Not the local row of bookies and Greggs underneath a bunch of concrete council bedsits.

just remembered i've got loads of salmon paste
that bread is in big trouble

>>216586698
seconded

>>216586742
sc

love those juicy tracksuits
whenever i'm on my incelwalk and there's a girl wearing them in front of me i get a stiffy

>>216586731
i didn't want to make it, would just prefer someone other than a yank made it
you also posted it early, something that you've notably gotten a bit too fucking comfortable with lately

>>216586762
um

lube arrived from amazon
dangerous day to be my cock

spiderberg crawling across my bed but jumping off my hand whenever I pick him up
now hes disappeared

>>216586763
WELL SAID

>>216586702
no one is saying this, it's just some engagement farm bullshit. we still rockin af1s fr, pic related from the other day actually.

>>216586676
I make the thread
>>216586724
:(

>>216586757
sometimes I wonder if lasses like this understand that they're future fatties

it's so easy to spot but do they know it themselves? Obviously she's still youthful enough and everything is being held in enough that she will be getting male attention so it might be hard to see that this will dry up as the ballooning continues

>>216586763
>you also posted it early, something that you've notably gotten a bit too fucking comfortable with lately
I didn’t make it at all. One of my fellow countrymen did. If you don’t want to make it, don’t complain when someone else does.

For me it's Salford Shopping City

bean stew with breaded roasted tofu for tea perhaps

>>216586805
all yanks are a hivemind entity so it doesn't matter if you did something or another yank did, it's all the same

why is it that literally every single woman at toil eventually becomes fat
i know it's an office job but fucking hell ladies lay off the biscuits

>>216586763
janmans been lacking recently, needs to get the runts back in line

>>216586823
elton john coming round for dinner is he?

>>216586828
ever wank to the thought of them getting blacked

what will you be watching?

having a severe mental health episode

>>216586823
beans on toast then yeah

>>216586828
Open your eyes retard, most adults are obese. It's not just your office you mong.

>>216586836
oh all of the time

how to increase track (sprint) affinity|aptitude in uma

>>216586838
how's it evening?

need to do my washingg and my washing up
why am i so lazy

>>216586777
yay!

>>216586842
>most adults are obese.
Not sure that's true
>It's not just your office you mong.
The men aren't fat thoughbeit, just the women

>>216586747
>nice
right

>>216586837
not watched a footy match since 2024 when my dad invited me over to watch the FA cup final and I fell asleep on his sofa

>>216586873
Thank you for agreeing

>>216586869
Most adults 30+ are obese in this country. People keep gaining weight as they age.

>>216586873
I mean the alternative is just sitting about the house on here. Might as well go on an outing.

>thometimeth I wonder if latheth like thith understand that they're future fatties

>it'th tho eathy to thpot but do they know it themthelveth? Obviouthly thye'th thtill youthful enough and everything ith being held in enough that thye will be getting male attenthion tho it might be hard to thee that thith will dry up ath the ballooning continueth

>>216586893
Ever tried going dogging?

If Scotland became an independent country, it would be a tax haven country

>>216586837
all of them as i have no life

>>216586896
fucking poo screaming
done him

doing the washing up

>>216586860
Oh yes
I have to get the laundry in
Indeed

>>216586893
i'll take the alternative thank you

i never should have stopped doing drugs, sobriety is ruining my life

it seems today
that all you see
is violence in movies and sex on tv
prescient words from one lois griffin

>>216586902
No as I'm not gay and it seems to mainly be a gay thing.

>>216586932
get yourself to a retail centre lad

If Wales became an independent country, it would be a tax haven country

>>216586888
Not sure that's true

>>216586960
you could go on a dogging tour
shag plenty of birds

what literature you lads been reading? I recently picked up a copy of Sune

>>216586960
im off to islington to buy some magazines and CDs

Jayde, aged 16, was last seen on Avoca Street, Randwick, about 3pm yesterday (Friday 7 November 2025).

Would love to tongue her butthole as she farts in my face.

>>216586975
From the office for national statistics
>In 2022, 29% of adults were living with obesity, and 64% were overweight or living with obesity.
These figures all go up when you exclude people in their 20s.

>>216586976
I don't want to have to queue

>>216586984
cronem fodder

good grief

If England became a republic country, it would be

>>216586984
why are so many people going missing whats going on

>>216587016
cronem invasion

>>216586979
french slop

>>216587023
grow up

If Ireland joined the UK

>>216586984
stayed at her boyfriend's house against her overbearing mother's wishes, turns off her phone, mother calls police in a bout of passive aggressive BPD hysteria

bookies no longer taking bets on this matter as it's utterly sewn up

>>216587016
Fewer people go missing than before, they just get spammed everywhere these days because it's so rare.

IM A CHICKEN FUCKER

>>216587034
ireland is in the UK mate

If Australia became 52nd state of the USA, it would be the most oriental state

>>216587016
99% of them are just kids staying out with friends and not answering their phone and their mum reports it then they turn back up the next day.

Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us

*teleports to 8th to 1st halfway through the final stretch in the race*
heh

>>216587028
Can you actually read French?

>>216587068
no i just like looking at the pictures

just renewed my iptv subscription

I wake up drunk

done the washing up, going to clean my room

>>216587075
ah, okay...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNOFa5__QJM
dont like guns or war or history but this guys videos are entertaining

the IDL really find anything offensive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_symbols_designated_by_the_Anti-Defamation_League_as_hate_symbols

if America became a monarchy country, it would be first empire in 21st century

>>216587068
oui c'est vrai

>>216587077
bang out of order mate. sky and tnt sport rely on subscriptions to keep their excellent sports coverage going

>>216587100
remember when they kicked off at our greta having an octopus plushie

If i was an Englishman, i would take HRT and transformed to an English rose

at "DQ" they tip the ice cream upside down in front of you before you can take it like some kind of sick joke

>>216587106
odio i neri

>>216587151
humiliation ritual

rorke getting arrested and getting flagged as a danger to female police officers near him

fuark

>>216587153
Bradders looks fucking sexy there

>>216587151
It’s an American tradition. You wouldn’t understand.

>>216587151
I've never had the ice cream there only orange julius when they had it but if they have chocolate peppermint I will go to there

got slowpuke on
have it on during breakfast so its like i have someone to tallk to

feels a bit weird tesco calling me by my first name
"thank you [anon] we've got your changes"
you don't know me, you're a website

>>216587181
someone should fart on your head

>>216587168
cute he look like robin gibb

>>216587177
>orange julius
its all foreign to me
>>216587168
wonder what they get up to toegher

to uma horse game gatchas credit, you dont really get punished two times for doing the same risk very often (I just got away with it again)

>>216587187
catberg has already seen to that

Dogs = Greece
Horses = Rome
.

fucking my da up the arse

>>216587181
sad little man

>>216587214
cannot even begin to describe how pitifully wrong this is

>>216587222
any poo up there?

>>216587222
oh no you haven't

>>216587230
why dont you just shut up man

>>216587227
fucking idiot

hi :)

>>216587240
utter miron

>>216587242
awright chief

>>216587223
got a problem with that mate?

st miron

came back from holiday yesterday and my american colleague asked me who i flew with
i said the pilot and some strangers
he blinked at me several times, very confused, said he meant the airline
could hear others snicker in the back

yay yay yay

almost christmas
hope they've got the nice christmas port in m&s
love port me, but i only drink it at christmas

right fuck pocklington i'm getting the train to weeton and climbing almscliffe crag

>>216587258
that you're a sad little man? no, it doesnt affect me at all

>>216587276
how much this cost

>>216586984
love those tight little PE kits they have the girls wear these days :)

>>216587279
careful mate looks like the air gets thin up there

>>216587291
youre seething mate

>>216587294
tenner

>>216587303
it's actually a beautiful view from up there

>>216587303
Welsh men looking at this picture biting their lip

feeling cute!

>>216587301
thats a normal school uniform you spasticulated pedophile moron

>>216587294
was 10 quid last year

>>216587315
>>216587329
wow you was serious
thats mental

>>216587321
She's a complete psycho but she's very, very hot so it's OK.

>>216587321
damn employed woman (formerly sacked tranny) looks like that?

>>216587316
yeah it does look nice
any stone henges or that sort of thing nearby

what are they gonna do?

oh no you broke the geneva convention!

we're already at war nibba fuck ya gonna do

>>216587339
whats mental about that

>>216587339
mental, mental and mad

>>216587350
£10 for a bottle of alcohol
from M&S no less

>>216587347
henges? in harrogate? daft bugger

;]

>>216587364
its a christmas treat
im not buying it every week

babel bag

I don't really drink much. Perhaps once or twice a year.

need football analyst gf

Let me take you to The Red Rooms

Get em posted

>>216587367
go to ilkley and get in touch with your ancient ancsetors

>>216587348
japs did this all the time in the pacific
pretending to surrender then going at the yanks/aussies with a live grenade
they were ordered to torture, rape, and murder civilians to make the japanese soldiers afraid to surrender in case they got tortured in return
so they basically could never be taken alive and had to be wiped out whenever they were encountered
scary, that

>>216587321
This girl looks so much like my sister that my stomach dropped when I saw the thumbnail

i fucking hate danny & gary

>>216587408
stuntpeng

>>216587279
Why is there a Weeton and a Market Weighton? That makes no sense.

>>216587347
could go brimham rocks perhaps

>>216587325
it's clearly the polo shirt for a PE kit you gay nigger

>>216587442
mate lived on a farm just outside market weighton
beautiful country, that

mad how them abos stopped peopel from walking up that big rock they have

>>216587442
well they're different places in different counties
now dacre, dacre banks, and darley are all right each other and that's a bit confusing

>>216587307
what makes you think that?

need to do the laundry AGAIN
every fucking week with this shite

thiccKINO incoming de lads

>>216587408
decent clapper on her too

>>216587471
they got the name changed as well from aussie rock to abo rock
i think aussies were like "nah fuck it let them have their rock"

>>216587480
>different counties

>>216587510
Runtcore

got wanked off in the shower by the missus today

>>216587431
please please please get me in touch with her! will literally funnel all my savings and income into your bank account for a quick date with her

>>216587510
well at least you cooked the beans properly i suppose

>>216587503
corrr

>>216587428
imperial japan was absolutely psychotic
and they never really had an intense re-evaluation after the war like germany did
probably why japs are so weird today

>>216587510
>getting home from school and scranning this
corrr those were hte days x

>>216587503
shame she supports the kneeling

>>216587471
could go walk up it right now who’s going to stop me

>>216587428
sorry explain this
>they were ordered to torture, rape, and murder civilians to make the japanese soldiers afraid to surrender in case they got tortured in return
who ordered who to torture and rape? and isn't this what might have caused the japs to feign surrender?

>>216587534
...yh

What's a good multiplayer shooter/fighter like Space Marine 2 or Chivalry where you can customise your appearance and level up weapons and upgrades?
PC obviously, and nothing real-world setting like CoD and no tranime shite.

just had a larvely defecation session

>>216587535
the aboites

i'd rather die standing than live kneeling

>>216587535
the abos, supposedly

>>216587523
she's too young for you sorry

Sydney Sweeney makes uggos, fatties and leftoids seethe.

>>216587528
>and they never really had an intense re-evaluation after the war like germany did
their emperor literally had to public announce he didnt have divine power and they have a day every year where they are reminded of this

>>216587559
>t.

>>216587581
why are you seething at her lad

a brutal mogging

>>216587581
ok

>>216587581
The whole Sweeney thing is insane. You got a whole country arguing over some silly advert and a dumb bint. Your entire country needs to grow up.

>>216587598
done him

>>216587600
why do they do it

my last shag was with a girl that looked like a female version of asmongold but she has a great body and a cute fanny

off to visit the senpai today. wine and food and fireworks, should be very nice

unabo to make fire

can't imagine dating taylor swift. like you go to nosh on her pussy and you're thinking "i am licking taylor swift's vagina", must be surreal.

>>216587600
thats a tranny

>>216587598
Fuck, I’ve been well and truly done.

what do abos even do all day? not the city ones the ones that live in poowong or chinamans knob and the like

>>216587617
insanity

>>216587600
Mm tites

>>216587620
Can I come?

>>216587634
She's nothing special. Just one of pop culture's most successful marketing gimmicks. A psyop if you will.

leftypol meetup

>>216587620
you're only allowed fireworks on the 5th enjoy your stay in jail

poowong mentioned

poo

>>216587664
deary me
where are the fathers in all this?

>>216587664
absolute unit on the right

>>216587634
imagine the amount of elite nfl bbc that's creampied her vag while travis wanks his steroid shrunken cock in the cuck chair watching on

not slept
doesn't really matter though does it

>>216587552
the japanese officers were told to order atrocities
the reason for this, as some officers admitted when captured, was to make japanese soldiers terrified of being captured
when you've left a young aussie soldier pinned to a tree with signs (in english) talking about how slow and horrifying his death was, then you don't want to get captured by the people you've been taunting
therefore they would always fight to the death
thus making them more effective

>>216587664
leftypol says we should tolerate these obvious nonces performing their sexual fetishes in public

>>216587664
i know it smells crazy in there

taylor swift used to post on /brit/ under the name mihai

>>216587634
whats weird is you orshipping her pussy for 0 reason like how she wants every man to do for women

>>216587693
you need help
214183868

>>216587669
cor

mad how the little brown children conversing with their parents in urdu are as english as you or I

when the fent hits

>>216587707
Taylor Swift wants to eat gay men’s poo?

hormones working very well cannot believe this is a man

Donald Trump saved America

>>216587737
scream

>>216587677
will do fireworks whenever i like and you can't stop me

going out to sign something later
might call into greggs for a festive bake or perhaps two on the way home

>>216587748
if caked up tarts are revolting as actual women why would a tranny version be any more pleasing
the one I posted yesterday who showed his arse was leagues penger

Morning lads.

Day 21 of No Porn
Day 14 of NoFap
Day 11 after seeing an escort

Didn't get any spontaneous erections last night unlike the previous night, or at least I didn't wake up with one. That's a little bit frustrating as I was hoping I'd turned a corner.

I've done a Testosterone level test this morning as I want to know if my issues with libido are due to that, or if it's purely mental, in which case it is cos I've stopped porn and masturbation.
Using the lancet was a right chore.

might commit a serious arse bumming

>>216587748
>>216587772
men have rough skin no matter how good they look in webms, once you touch one or smell one you'll feel disgust

>>216587751
leftypol having a chamomile tea to steady his hands so he can complain that this post isn't about british culture

>>216587583
not exactly comparable to germany is it. and the fact he even had to make that decleration shows how insane they were
>they have a day every year where they are reminded of this
new year?

hate boomers so much lads
love knowing they'll all be getting abused by somalis in there nursing homes

I only get a stiffy if I fiddle with my willy
Think it's the old age

might put something in me bum

>>216586984
neoliberal teeth

mental how the nonwhites in nursing homes require even more staffing in the NHS, costing us money, while their families of 8 are all on the NHS. but "No NHS without the immigration" yeah

>>216587829
you tried poo?

good early kickoff might get on the beers from lunchtime today not like I've got anything else to do

>>216587774
blog on

lying = saying something that is false

is there a word for "saying something that is true"

>>216587774
how much you pay for the slut and what race was she? I'm about to spend a fair quid on a escort and then go cold turkey no fap

>>216587876
nope
you might just have come up with the concept

>>216587825
remember when even the slightest hint of cleavage got me a steel rod in my boxers, now i need to watch some slag have three cocks in her arse while getting pissed on by a tranny on legalporno to get a lobber on

>>216587853
I av but to no avail

og cap navigates the entire pack in the final stretch! it was HER RACE!

when youre at a gig and youre in the middle of the crowd what are you meant to do with your beer after youve finished drinking it

>>216587918
have sex nigga

you lads had any of those heist items in maccers yet?

>>216587853
poo comes out of the bum m8 it doesn't go in

>>216587933
stand in the far back and pretend you're not there. that's what i did

>>216587937
I wish

>>216587933
piss it out eventually

>>216586991
Right so most people aren't obese that's what I thought

>>216587933
throw it in the bin like you're doing a basketball

>>216586984
tried to shag dexter morgan didn't she

>>216587965
Stop replying to me dimwit

>>216587933
Put it back at the bar obviously

>>216587885
£200, she was White with dark brown eyes and hair

og cap such a good horse

>>216587933
put it on your head and try balance it for as long as possible

>>216587942
You just haven’t tried hard enough.

>>216587982
>£200
robbery. i paid £100 years ago and thought i was scammed

>>216587976
:)

>>216587942
anything can be reverse engineered
it just requires effort

>>216587982
the one I want to fuck is over 1000, but it'll be the last time I see an escort so I'm gonna go all out

never been to an escort but I did have some brown lady wank me off in my car for a fiver

i once took mephedrone (mcat) and got so horny i ordered two cheap escorts (80 quid each, this was back in 2017). could not get an an erection due to stimdick so i ended up eating their arses for 45 minutes.

>new shirt has already shrunk in the wash
100 quid down the drain

>>216588045
just buy fruit of the loom tshirts me
and asos long sleeves
does the job

haven't felt like a wank for days. have lost my wanking mojo.

>>216588045
skill issue

>>216588032
does she pay income tax?

>>216588045
Should have washed it correctly then

sometimes when you have a poo it feels like someone is bumming you

>>216588032
how?

>>216587448
thats what aus uniforms look like nonce retard

>>216588096
i wouldn't know

>>216588080
the machine has one setting

can't stop farting lads

>>216588044
normal and understandable mephedrone behaviour in all honesty

>>216588030
>the one I want to fuck is over 1000

sometimes when you have a McDonalds it feels like someone is bumming you

some times when your bumming someone it feels like your willy is a poo

>>216588135
>>216588135
>>216588135

>>216588116
No it doesn't
There has never ever been a washing machine made that had only one setting

>>216588112
You’ve never done a poo?

>>216588112
well now you do know
you've bummed yourself
dirty bummer

right i think i'm off back to bed
it's that or get utterly smashed on booze, delivered by the tesco
don't worry though, i can post from my phone once in bed

>>216588079
probably not
>>216588101
was buying weed and she came to the car window and asked for a fiver
said I'd give her a fiver if she tossed me off as a joke and she walked round and got in the passenger side
was too autistic to say I was joking so I just let her do it

>>216588170
why not have just one beer in bed? :3

wondering if that fit girl got arrested

>>216588146
bodied that runt

gonna go to the jobcenter with a semi on in tracksuit bottoms to show my bwc and ask the sexy fiiiiine shequila if she wants to go out on a date

>>216586599 (OP)
Carlo Verdone
Eleonora Giorgi
(Italian actors)

>>216586698
>gets no yous other than mine
pitiful austistic behavior

>>216586825
>having a severe mental health episode