Thread 216590221

edish

Genuinely don't give a fucking shit about "rewilding" the country
We haven't had a "wild" landscape for milennia
Barren landscapes are frankly far more dramatic and inspiring than a boring dense forest from coast to coast

burger

icing my gout with a bag of frozen dumpings from the chinese supermarket

ough

brits still the least funny general on /int/

>>216590302
Simply untrue

sticking my finger up my hole

eating sushi for brekkie

ahah x

>>216590302
cum has better posts but brit has more interesting gifs/photos

lovely scrumhole

Im not clicking that shit nigga

Choose your fighter

CARE ME

Heathertranny melty melty

Interesting developments...

Why is BRIT in all caps? Is this a special /brit/?

Imma wear sunglasses in the snow type nigga

guten tag

>>216590472
i wanna post the duck again

>>216590473
Hello my wonderful German friend!

>>216590496
Thank you for posting the ducky!

>>216590236
Aussies shitposting in real life

>>216590529
yes you're welcome

>My shitty project failed
>They I made a YouTube video telling the tech world I am a pretty blonde white woman
>Suddenly I became successful!!!
>I can't believe it!!
(-_- ) I hate Indians so much.

'deenz on some sourdough for lunch

>>216590236
why does he have a negro nose/negro lips?

proper deano yeh straight mad geezer innit lad

>>216590473
alri adolf

das ist gut, ja?

nth for the baddiedem

>>216590568
Mogs me in coding i bet, i try but im just not very good at it

>>216590602
please stop posting this scammer
>ordered personalized content from soogsx on 1/15
>crickets
>check-in a week later
>excuses
>check in week after that
>excuses
>total time awaiting delivery (2 minute video): 15 days
>cost: $250 (yea, not cheap)
>never received the content
>also she tried to up the price to $700 after I already paid
what did happen in those 15 days?
>sent a ton of PPV
>at least one a day ranging in price from $20-$40
Subbing to her page is awful value. The sub gets you hardly anything and you get bombarded with an absurd amount of PPV's.

I contacted OF support and they were not helpful. Disputed with CC. Don't care to use OF anymore after this. Lesson learned: I am an idiot.

pic related: proof I was subbed to her

hes got a bit of the chinese about him

Phimosis lad here. On the edge of my penis head, there are little white spots that are quite sensitive to touch. What are they?
I have a GP appointment in 2.5 weeks. I know I should have sorted this stuff out years ago.

>>216590302
Foreigners don't understand the humour

just left a wad of toilet paper in my bum to bake for a few minutes, and when I sniffed the brown residue it was remindful of stewed rhubarb

earl grey in my trans mug

>>216590602
>soogs will never suck you off as a forfeit after utd lose while you post in /mug/
why even live

>>216590623
you got done

>>216590302
/briy/ makes me laugh more than any other general on the site mate. when i come here i know i am home

>>216590623
/mug/ged

>>216590632
They're virgin spots, they go away after you've had sex

>>216590643
you shouldn't be allowed to have a bum

glad ive given up booze and will never be hungover again

excellent name

don't understand how you can be so infatuated with some random slag on the internet that you'd pay hundreds for some nudey content from her

somerset mentioned

Accepted I am fundamentally unlovable. Now I must stifle my desire for companionship and affection. It is a shame I can't do drugs anymore, for that made it far easier to live without these fundamental needs.

>>216590623
blow your head smoove off

>>216590690
ktwm when I woke up this morning but I'm going to get on the beers any minute now

>>216590623
why dont you try getting a gf mate then you can get "personalised content" for free

>>216590708
>fundamentally unlovable
ktim

>>216590701
I just start a thread on a leak forum and yet a richer, weaker-willed person than myself purchase the content and share it with me for free

>>216590730
I don't know why everyone here has phimosis, I have it mildly in that it's a bit tight and hurts initially during sex.

Mean mugging my Nan

>>216590660
For... the greater /mug/ inspite it all

>richarlison

soogs content is shit anyway

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

>>216590763
has she ever got her fanny and bumhole out

一再提及包皮過緊的小陰莖純粹是諷刺

>>216590785
I had mine at ~11pm on 31/12/2004
I was not yet a teen

Constantly nursing the urge to lash out violently, but what would be the point?

>>216590838
little spaz are we

>>216590818
alri dim sum ;)

>>216590838
nurse your cock to a big o instead lad

>>216590785
Not feeding your nonce fantasies

>>216590858
Not really. Just a lot of repressed anger without any outlet. If I had tortured and murdered my father before he died I might've turned out better bizarrely.

me replying to the nz flag

>>216590885
Did he ever shag you up the arse?

surely there must be one at least modestly attractive kind intelligent woman who would give me a shot on this whore nigger bitch of a planet. 4 billion and all we need is one

>>216590913
Nah never sexual abuse. Just physical/emotional.

>>216590910
me on the right

>>216590885
do believe that revenge can fix a lot of problems

>>216590560
Hes german tho

>>216590785
old enough to know that what i was doing was absolute haram

>>216590930
>modestly attractive
>kind
>intelligent
only about 10 of those on the planet

just got up and opened the window

Sir Nahneversexualabuse Justphysicalemotional

took me 4 hours to convince myself to go outside and i didnt even like it out there so ive come back

Sick to bastard death of you lot slandering me
Every time I log in all I see is lies about me
"Rorke shitting out an egg"
"Rorke wanking on a hot griddle and frying it up for a snack"
"Rorke kicking an old lady down the stairs"
Just give it a rest, you know I haven't done any of this so stop fucking lying or I will go to the police

>>216590947
Yep. Instead he died surrounded by loved ones, being doted on, soaking in all the attention. I'd never seen him happier

>>216590910
Me the crayfish

>>216591018
You are mentally ill and need medication

>>216590796
Yh

for me its

Ava Devine
Shyla Stylez
Ava Lauren
Daphne Rosen
Alanah Rae
Summer Sinn
Lisa Lipps
Dahlia Dark
Brandy taylor
Gianna Michaels
Havana Ginger
Indianna Jaymes
Sara Jay
Hitomi Tanaka
Candy Manson
Savana Gold
Harley Raines
Priya Rai
Angela White
Alia Janine
Christy Marks
Sofie Dee
Kylee Nash
Amy Anderssen
Penelope Black Diamond
Sienna West
Kiana Diorr
Lovette
Jaylene Rio
Sara Stone
Sierra Skye
Kerry Marie
Lindsey Dawn Mackenzie
Brandy Dean
Merilyn Sakova
Kerry Louise
Katie Kox
Kayla Kupcakes
Deja Voo
Holly Halston
Leanne Crowe
April Mckenzie
Angelica Sinn
Karina Heart
Samantha 38G

>>216590362
>cum has better posts
er no

>>216590982
*crawls through your window and goes straight for the dirty laundry basket*

>>216591021
bollocks. gotta move on lad, and don't take it out on anyone else

off out for a fag

she's not confirmed the time later, it's over

Don't mind being mocked for my state of malaise, it is indeniably pathetic, but I also don't think the average person is capable of comprehending the suffering parental neglect and abuse causes. People like me should be euthanised

had a heart attack at 30 wtf

got the triskaidekaphobie on

>>216591083
>no Ava Dalush
Idiot

>>216591091
>don't take it out on anyone else
Never. I'm not like that, it is just a dark urge simmering away.

Yesterday was my (35th) birthday. I spent the whole day expecting a call or text from my dad, but one never came.

Would you expect your parent to call on your birthday, or would you be the one to call them

>>216591073
More bloody lies and slander is it?
Get a job, do something with your life, you're here 24/7 to bully me. It's you who is mentally ill

>>216591140
need you referring to PREVENT pronto

sliding into Todd's DMs and asking about Skyrim Remastered

... I've been tidied up wearing my excellent glasses and Jordan hoodie watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck and pawn stars on SkyGo on my phone in home ...

>>216591153
happy birthday mate x
(they should call you)

>>216591165
You don't exist
One little pill and you'll disappear forever

Swaggering out the pub after pretending to get drunk

>>216591153
grow up

>>216591166
I've never hurt anyone except in self defence my entire life, and never would. But every day people get away with that and worse, around me and on occasion against me. It is hard not to feel anger about that

>>216591083
some of these have done IR

>>216591190
Take it then

>>216591179
literally living my dream life

>>216591224
Done me

>>216590623
coomer.st you absolute niggercattle

coaxing human waste out of a niggers arse with my tounge

>>216590708
drink alcohol like everyone else retard

>>216591256
Very bizarre form of midwifery that!

the absolute STATE of creps these days, can't find anything good

donnie osmond

>>216591256
its not good for you posting this inane nonsense you know
even if it is just a joke, its not good for your overall psyche

>>216590785
like 13. think it was to May from pokemon

>>216591270
I used to, but it makes me feel worse than sobriety. Only weed and cocaine made me feel good, whilst numbing the pain, but after ten years I started hearing voices so had to stop

>>216590623
cumbrained freak, you can get this shit for free and her porn is fucking awful

>>216591283
think i'll live x

What a life

Mental that I will never have a good nights sleep ever again because my father would constantly threaten to kill me in my sleep and now even the slightest noise makes me jolt awake

>>216591292
peng peng peng
she would be working at Devon Corp right now seducing new trainers probs

>>216591342
the human mind is an unpleasent and strange creature, even when you know the fear is completely irrational it can feel so real

>>216591293
I love cocaine but I always end up gooning to the most vile degenerate porn and vomiting up black tar lol

Goran Batshit

>>216591342
my father actually did kill me in my sleep but I got wished back to life by the dragon balls then bodied that freak

Think I'll come back when sad moaning hour is through

Mental that I was posting on /brit/ when some posters were literal children

Praying to Saint Osmund for relief of this bastarding toothache

>>216591329
>>216591420
nobody fucking cares you boring freak
>>216591366
>>216591342
you too

>>216591293
What did the voices say?

reckon i've wanked to everything at this point

>>216591453
Cared enough to reply and get angry lmfao

Got him leaving having a little panic attack melty now

>>216591376
Yeah iktf, the comedown is rough too. Never want to experience that again.
>>216591463
I heard my father screaming at me inside my hear

>>216591342
You have ptsd, bro. Hop on some psych meds

remember when /brit/ was good?

>>216591483
>angry
no
just want you to know that your blog is as worthless as everybody else's x

>>216591115
What were you doing?

what do you reckon the king smells like

>>216591366
True that. The paths have been carved too deep, now even normal stimuli gets pushed down them triggering the same feeling as the actual events.

>>216591515
Yeah?

>>216590951
He acts like an aussia albeit

>>216591502
Tried to get help from my GP and they told me to take SSRIs which I wont do, as my feelings are not irrational, they are perfectly reasonable and expected. After I refused they basically told me to get lost

>>216591554
yh
now shoo
come back when sad moaning hour is through lol

>>216591543
Aventus Creed

>>216590246
Notice how nobody replied after 57 minutes

>>216591587
Did that one strike a nerve?

18th century, the golden age of piracy, some men did it for the treasure, others for the glory

Sir Mat Moseley

>>216591572
Oswald would have never

>>216591572
fair play

mad

Tried to convince my Albanian friend to put me in touch with his mobster family members so I could pay them to euthanise me, make it real easy for them like, but he wouldn't do it

>>216591601
still here are we?

>>216591603
me? gay sex with sailors

Milkman has put blood in my milk or something
Will be complaining

>>216591635
Yeah I noticed that the neurotic blogging stopped and the gay sex posts began

>>216591659
should you be drinking milk?

>>216591662
Yeah?

>>216591584
Try mirtazapine if you're willing. I was diagnosed with complex ptsd also due to abuse and abandonment. I feel that it's helping but the hunger is tremendous and many people gain a lot of weight which makes them stop. If you try it definitely go zero carbs like pure carnivore and maybe leafy greens.

>milkman
What's that like a bloke with huge tits?

>>216591603
But they were all after Gold Roger’s final treasure, the One Piece!

>>216591091
>>216591166
You sound like an enabler. He should take out his rage out on people like yourself

>>216591659
bit brown you are

>>216591637
hands off the cabin boys or you'll be keelhauled

>>216591687
how is your wilkins holding up? and your wanking participation?

>>216591683
Yeah
How are you doing got any plans for this evening?

>>216591699
who is "me" exactly

>>216591342
Burn your dad's valuables and spit on his grave or something

>>216591734
me and (You)

>>216591716
Spaffing creamy loads all over my hair navel whenever I please.

>>216591748
i'm not you

Uganda be kidding me

need some shagger garms

>>216591502
firsties be like "AHHHH HOW CAN YOU EAT WITH YOUR HANDS????"

>>216591760
yeah?

>>216591791
You can see he clearly isn't eating

>>216591771
Say less. This is the vibe all Winter.

you ok gorpheus?

>>216591791
thirdies utterly unable comprehend the difference between finger and non-finger foods

>>216591859
The jacket doesn't look like it'd do well in the rain

>>216591844
>>216591868
>AHHH NO STOP TOUCHING YOUR FOOD WITH YOUR HANDS I AM GOING INSANE

>>216591879
Say less.

why didnt they give are Di a state funeral?

>>216590252
That actually looks good. What bun is that

>>216591885
What has upset you this fine morning my American friend?

>>216591868
>we arbitrarily categorized food into finger and non-finger foods 300 years ago and now every culture has to follow the same rules or they are barbarians

:-]

>>216590639
foreigners understand, its just not funny 80% of the time
brits elsewhere are funny though so its just /brit/ in particular thats humorless

>>216591924
ciabatta :)

>>216591937
go slurp soup from your hand bastard bitch

>>216591913
>£l10,000 to look like a WW1 trench digger
Wew lad

what's got the yank shitskin riled up?

rorke pooing my black arse into oblivion

>foreigners understand, its just not funny 80% of the time
>brits elsewhere are funny though so its just /brit/ in particular thats humorless

>>216591935
still here? :D

>>216591980
That's brilliant lmao

cab bagel

>>216592007
>>216591662

>>216591859
this is my winter fit

>>216591996
>the first funny post in the gen isnt a brit
proving my point that brit /brit/ posters are too autistic

>>216591937
>arbitrarily
it's not arbitrary though is it
eating food covered in sauce that easily falls through your hand is better eaten with a utensil
thirdies don't even disagree that it's more practical they just believe in some objectively untrue ayurvedic nonsense

Has the phrase ‘Indian fatigue’ gone into the public consciousness now? My dad said it today, I told him off and said my bit but, his racism aside, where could he have picked the phrase up?

>>216592025
that’s why is it?

>>216592062
your dad posts on 4chan

>>216591859
what apps are those. hinge tinder and bumble i think i recognise but im not a shagger so help me out

>>216592062
the chinese beamed it into his head via tiktok

>>216590221 (OP)
can you post it with sound somewhere on wsg?
i want to hear the mew hihihi

>>216592068
Yeah

>>216592060
>eating food covered in sauce that easily falls through your hand is better eaten with a utensil

mad how someone called princess di literally DIED LOOOOOOOOL

has taylor swift finally fallen off

>>216592100
:D

>>216592112
We all die someday

>>216592112
everybody dies mate

>>216592134
ye you tomorrow when i come over there and knock your block off

>>216592128
Got any plans for today mate?
Heard it's unseasonably warm over there
>>216592147
Uncalled for

>>216592109
this is worse eaten with utensils because it is a small piece of meat that contains a bone
it also doesn't fall through your hand

mad how taylor swift is actually slow as fuck as in dumb as hell as in thick as mince

>>216592123
she got famous by making a song about wanting to fuck an american football player and is ending her career by marrying a professional american football player

bit poetic innit

>>216591572
dunno how people can be this audacious
one text with no reply and i'd never contact them again

>>216591859
what's the name of that trouser style? slacks?

Me bird just sent me this like

>>216592047
This is mine

ciabatta bing batta boom

>>216592123
her recent album broke multiple records

>>216592187
she's fit mate congrats

>>216592170
>white people aren't smart enough to figure out how to hold rice in their fingers

>>216592187
she just sent me one too but without the shirt

>>216591859
give me your bottle of tobacco vanille

>>216592203
Yeah but you know, is she just not cool

>>216592216
Doubt it mate

>>216592212
you're Indian

>>216592225
depends on the melanin content of who you ask

the lads

>>216592187
by fax?

uh oh panic attack

>>216592254
Me in the middle

is everyone enjoying the cities skylines 2 free weekend?

>>216592254
why is william there

>>216592212
do you think indians eat with their hands because they think it's smart or practical or is it because they believe in schizophrenic religious nonsense about connecting your five senses to the eating experience to aid digestion

here it is, the rightful seal of the united states of america

owie

>>216592299
yeah :) not playing it just enjoying my weekend x

mbeubo violent

>>216592300
he came to play volleyball in the beach

>>216592318
he's a thug

>>216592300
scouting locations for a new island after his good shlomie jeff died

>>216592340
clocked that timmy wit dat luh elbow action x

>>216592084
This is my suspicion, though I hope it’s untrue

>>216592305
>schizophrenic religious nonsense about connecting your five senses to the eating experience to aid digestion
one told me some shit about "if you eat with your hand it's better for digestion" and the spices in the curry "heal your fingers"

Eating rice and curry with your hands is not practical, it stains your hands and finger nails yellow and it's just nasty and less efficient than using a spoon

Sosage

the lovely ca-ACK

>>216590664
/briy/ is way better than /brit/

>>216592390
It's just nicer with the hands

shut the fuck up you parasite

we should start a /brit/ Minecraft server it would be jokes

>>216592498
yeah, you do it

the dubai meat

>>216592477
>Rare flag
>dubs
>Anti-Jeet
I kneel

>>216592430
you should make one where her clothes come off and she gets nudie

>>216592498
go on then

>>216592514
I don't have Minecraft

shithole SHAMBLES country

>>216592477
I know this is AI, but the fact it is completely believable has me cackling like a madman.

>>216592498
Someone do it, would play the shit out of that. Haven't played Minecraft properly in nearly six years.

tv idea: britains next top shagger, take evil little incels and sex them up into shaggers

>>216592605
lemme see what I can do

>>216592562
Reckon this has been happening for decades, but that Ethiopian nonce getting released has turned the public eye towards the issue.

>>216592627
My PC can't handle it

just caulked the new architraves lads

Eating spaghetti with my fingers

>>216592657
You can get a decent desktop PC for £400 now, are you that broke lad?

>>216592680
yes

Never played Minecraft
Don't really see the appeal

if you don't have minecraft you can use pollymc (two L's) and play for free :)

>>216592680
lmao you can't even get a decent graphics card for 400 haha

eating spaghetti with a fork but refusing to twirl it around
it's all arbitrary you see

>>216592721
same
was in school when it came out, never got the appeal

>>216592721
mental that cause you ain't invited

>>216592763
dunelm

>>216592760
Thought it was for babies

>>216592763
Don't know how this relates to Minecraft desu

>>216592721
that makes you interesting

>>216592519
>jeff
>'rare' flag
hello newberg

>>216592729
I'm still using a 2gb 1050, but my pc can't handle external power tbf

>>216592791
Not what I was implying

When I was a kid, I was poor. My rich aunt died. In her will, I owed her 20 dollars

>>216592831
*orchestra music plays*

>>216592831
One time I hit my neighbours car and scratched it, he died a week later and I was like "Phew"

Anyone remember that Halo 3 Infected custom game "Left 4 Dead" where you'd hunker down in a spot of your choice, then melee barrels between teleporter bases and hide from the infected? That map was probably the most fun I ever had in a video game

where's that stupid yank with his early new

>>216592852
he "died" did he

>>216592859
Played that split screen with my friends
Never had an Xbox 360'

>>216592868
I heard he fell down the stairs because he's stupid lol

>>216592917
>>216592917
>>216592917

>>216591226
>>216591226

>>216590246
>>216591600

Yeah because it's a shit and gay opinion. Forests are ace, imagine living in dark ages Britain when half the country was still a massive fuck off forest full of deers and wolfs and foxes and shit.

I really enjoy how foxes aren't fussy and they still do alright in cities though, like just having animals that live alongside us and don't give a shit is cool