Thread 216592142

>>216592142 (OP)
>Whose*
Ftfy.

>>216592142 (OP)
I'm staying home, none of these bitches can fucking cook to save their life.

Becky

>>216592142 (OP)
At Becky's because she has blonde hair, blue eyes and big tits. I can make food myself or go to a restaurant.

>>216592142 (OP)
This image was made by brown hands

>>216592142 (OP)
Rosita because I only feel comfortable around Hispanic people.

>>216592142 (OP)
Did Jaweshia wash her hands? Don't want to have explosive diarrhea again :(

>>216592142 (OP)
Ling Ling's plate is the only one that looks edible, even then it's way too many carbs. What's that brown slop on Rosita's plate? Looks like literal shit.

>>216592142 (OP)
>Rice sludge beans grain sludge stuffed with mystery filling and overcooked meat
>Rice sludge seed sludge into worm shape overcooked dog and toxic plant mash
>Bean sludge with overcooked meat stuffed into baked seed slime with toxic bitter plants
>Boiled Roots and tubercules with the shittiest cut of meat ever
I'm staying home

>>216592142 (OP)
ling ling is quite good

>>216592142 (OP)
Please don’t lump scandi cuisine in with the rest of us whites

I had a tuna salad (red beans and corn) for lunch and will probably order a pizza later in the evening with a Somersby mango and lime cider

wish I could eat anything OP showed
I onlyy eat a bit of aloe verta with lime and salt and a green tea with little honey

>>216592488
What would you cook for your morrocan wife anon?

>>216592142 (OP)
Top left looks like West African food. "Jaqweshia" makes food like this. (It's delicious btw.)

>>216593990
White food fucking sucks man
American cuisine might be more cosmopolitan, but euro food is bland as fuck

>>216592217
btf

>>216593990
that food looks good

>>216594251
Southern Europeans have good food

>>216594485
tf tp

>>216594251
good for sick fucks like me

Alone, I just had beef and chicken liver.

Mexican is the exception, not the rule, and typical Latrino dishes are even blander than 'ypipo's'

>Jaqweshia

This is not a real name

>>216592142 (OP)
Ling Ling

>>216592142 (OP)
ling ling or becky. I ain't eatin beans
If Rosita makes those spic meat pie things with the beef, raisins and olives in them I'm going there. I love those fucking things

>>216595789
empanadas?

>>216595787
Not what I imagined :(

>>216595830
ye

>>216595913
Honestly I can't find a good looking one on Google, that's a ghetto name so it kind of shows girls who would have that name and are on EBT.

I have 38°C cold today. I've ordered a pizza made by probably some college student

>>216592142 (OP)
Are Ling Ling or Rosita fat?
Is Becky fat and willing to let me do the cooking from now on?

>>216594633
Sick as in ill?

>>216596140
The illest, pham.

>>216596094
Take some Zinc and Vit C and Vid D. Also should have ordered chicken soup. Hope you feel better tomorrow.

>>216595830
he means tamales, empanadas do not have olives in them, or idk, argentines put olives in them but their gastronomy is not what you would call traditional latinamerican food, it is closer to central european and mediterranean foo

>>216595789

>>216596186
Definitely empanadas. Tamales are good, but more like a big dumpling.

>>216592142 (OP)
becky, always becky

>>216596186
>>216596287
my aunt is Argentinian. she puts olives, raisins, beef and hard boiled eggs in them

>>216592142 (OP)
I would choose the Becky's one.
>Jaqweshia
Too many things, too sloppy. + probably a lot of different spices, which cover the natural smell of the food.
>Ling Ling
Also too many different things. And I don't like Chinese sauces for meat, or in whatever it is the meat on the pic.
>Rosita
I don't even know what is the half of the food there.
>Becky
Plain, tasty and simple. I can also add some horseradish or onions or mustard in there and it would be good.

>>216592142 (OP)
senorita rosita o algo

>>216596184
Thank you.

>>216596334
What's that pill/capsule thingy?

>>216594136
what are you bulimic?

>>216596595
Plan B... an abortifacient

>>216592142 (OP)
Becky, fuck stinky foreign food

>>216596334
you uking subhuman make your own sauerkraut in pula mea.

Germanic food is their way of telling God, "Fuck you for bringing me into existence into this cruel world. I will now spitefully nourish myself with this crap as a reminder that one must continue living, even if it is mainly a shitty experience like what's right here on my plate!"

>>216596903
are you insane?Do you know how many fucking cakes and sweet shit germany makes?And thats rich coming from someone with a japanese flag.

>>216596993
I've tried northern European sweets. They are too sugary. No wonder so many Westoids north of the Pyrenees are fat

>>216592142 (OP)
I think "white" cuisine isn't necessarily bland however yes my parents and many other families just make bland meals, mostly I ate potatoes and meat seasoned with some herbs or some pasta with sauce from the store. While yes it was seasoned with some dried herbs it lacked the depth of flavour that would be normal in a meal cooked by a non-white

it takes effort to really draw out the flavours in these dishes and many don't put that effort in

>>216593990
While I agree with the sentiment, the fact that the dude has a hammer and sickle in his name really taints his opinion and the reality is that he hates Norwegian cuisine because Norwegians are white. If this were traditional African food he would call it soul and anti-imperialist.

>>216597616
Oof the texture of that meat... makes me hungry

>>216592142 (OP)
It would be Rosita for food but I will eat a mile of bland carbs if it means Ling Ling will let me stroke her hair

Why does everyone 'conveniently' 'forget' that white people have sauces?
Gravies, mustards, brown sauce, red sauce, (lingonberry) jams, sauces espagnole, lyonnaise, meurette, hollandaise, mornay... The meat may just be roasted and the potatoes even boiled with butter, salt, pepper, and maybe a little rosemary and thyme, dill, or chervil, but there's always sauce.

>>216594179
Jaqweisha’s is closer to Caribbean cuisine

>>216594179
Yeah, nah, Jaqweshia Shaniqua Williams whipped up some white-cooked jerk chicken, rice and peas, slaw, salad, and a patty for you.
All of these poor girls are cooking white-friendly meals, because they like you. Becky, unfortunately, boiled everything.

>>216594251
Sometimes I think non Anglos lack some of the capacity for taste that we have
Like blacks claim to love chicken but will get mad or not want to eat it if it's not seasoned, marinated, preferably batter fried.
But I'm white and I like it with just a little salt and pepper, or in a sandwich with mayo, nearly as well as those ways.
The gas station near me makes sandwiches that are just a chicken breast, slice of Swiss cheese, and a bun with maybe a bit of salt. Usually they cook it a bit too much or it's just out in the warmer and gets dry over time but I still eat them.
One time I special ordered a "double" one like a double cheeseburger but with two chicken breasts stacked on top of each other on the sandwich.
Sometimes it seems like other races of people just like the taste of the seasonings and don't actually like the taste of chicken itself.

>>216597390
>Sweets are too sugary
WOOOOOWWWW

>>216592142 (OP)
The true answer is take Becky to a restaurant that is run by a Ling Ling or Rosita, then have sex with Becky later in the night.

>>216596334
>tatarka kečup combo

>>216598408
>Have sex with Becky, Rosita, and Ling Ling
I fix 4 u ;3

>>216594251
Como é que os caras aguentam comer um negocio desse?
Um frango cru cheio de gala em cima
Três graveto verde
E umas batata que eu nem sabia que existia desse tamain

>>216598268
>But I'm white
A huwhite brother :) Glad you are still around
>waves from across ocean
Isn't the internet fascinating?

yeah i'm drunk :P

thirdies be like just season your food
then they pull out their fancy red palm oil and annatto things which do not exist in our hell cubes

>>216598498
I'm jealous... but not enough to crack a beer just yet.
I could. I can get stuff done while I drink beer.

My mom's name was Becky, she made great lasagnas and shepherds pie.
Every moment I spend on the opposite side of the ground as her is like a year in purgatory. The random spikes on my blood pressure and pulse rate never went away after her death. Lately I can hear the blood rushing in my left ear during them. I hear it now. I wonder why I never get a heart attack. I wonder why every time I get an infection or a pain in my abdomen it just goes away on its own after a while with no consequences. I wonder why I don't die.

>>216598533
>I'm jealous... but not enough to crack a beer just yet.
That's the time zone thingy, maple syrup fren. It's already 18:30 here. Had a few during dinner and before

>>216592142 (OP)
>t. Joao Nguyen ibn-Mwebwe
Interesting how they never mention French or Hungarian or German or Cajun food.

>>216598498
There are a lot of us in the Midwest (and New England but most of them have the gay now)
We are some of the whitest people in existence right now because no one else wanted to live here until recently, except the tribes of course

>>216598604
Oh, I know... I know...
My band's plan for an EU tour this spring fell through, so we have to figure if we cut North America short in the summer and see if we can land some festivals (even skip the US entirely, as our visas might be rejected anyway), or push Japan back to later in the fall...
Fucking love the Netherlands man. I spent a week in Eindhoven between tours instead of coming home this May.

>>216598493
Ew no. I'm not a faggot race mixer like you.
Race mixers like you should be deported to Asia or LATAM

>>216598882
Feelings mutual :) My brother married a Canadian wife, lots of Dutchies with Canadian connections

>>216598945
I want to bring Mongol wife to the great plains

>>216598945
I wish you, like me, could be sure that the bleach in your veins is genetic...
I'm "mixed"... ruddy-blond, bluey-green, skin the colour of sliced turkey, and I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm not platinum blond, pale blue, and lily white.

>>216599007
I mean... common interests: beer, weed, music, art, flowers, keeping the monarchies safe, and having good times.

>>216592142 (OP)
All looks like proper scran, Becky is probably the healthiest and at least she put the work in to boil the chicken, not just opening a can.

>>216599022
>>216599046
Doesn't fucking matter. I'm tired of you racemixers and want you removed from my country and Western countries like any other nonwhite.

>>216599236
He said, all swarthy and brown-eyed.

>>216599236
Then slit your wrists over it you hysterical faggot

>>216592142 (OP)
>>216599146
Also to answer the question: Ling Ling, because who cares about the food when the girl is tight and docile.

>>216592142 (OP)
rosita or ling ling

>>216599972
Based on the food alone... I think I have to give this to Jayquanda Jones.
I'd have to see the girls, talk with them a bit, and see if they're just cooking like this because I'm white. Maybe we'll all have dinner at my place.