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Anonymous United States No.216592917 [Report] >>216592949 >>216592962 >>216592978 >>216593771
/brit/
chinese jimmy page
Anonymous Australia No.216592946 [Report]
curse my blasted nigger life
Anonymous Canada No.216592949 [Report]
>>216592917 (OP)
Jealous of his hair
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216592958 [Report] >>216592981
on the beers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216592960 [Report]
Goran Batshit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216592962 [Report] >>216593003 >>216593582 >>216595406
>>216592917 (OP)
New Kurzgesagt on the harms of weed use. Couldn't get through the entire video without anxiety. Ten months sober and never going back, but fuck it feels like it's already over.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216592978 [Report] >>216593016
>>216592917 (OP)
looks japanese to me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216592981 [Report] >>216592998 >>216593040
>>216592958
Might get on them again. Feel dead inside
Anonymous Ethiopia No.216592986 [Report] >>216593063 >>216593074
>>216592587
It's getting hard to tell at a glance.
Anonymous Canada No.216592998 [Report] >>216593036
>>216592981
Wait til it gets dark at least
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593003 [Report] >>216593031 >>216595406
>>216592962
Feel like the narrative around weed is turning against weed mongs people waking up to just how destructive it is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593009 [Report]
Was meant to visit my schizophrenic mother today, but for the second time in a fortnight called it off. Can't bear it anymore. I can't do anything for her, I wish she was dead for her sake and my own.
Anonymous United States No.216593015 [Report]
YOUR A OXYMORON
Anonymous United States No.216593016 [Report]
>>216592978
all east asians look the same
a study proved that not even they can tell the difference between each other region-wise
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593031 [Report] >>216593112 >>216595406
>>216593003
Absolutely, it should remain illegal and I say this as a ten year stoner. It was fun when it was me and my exgf hitting the bong after dinner, then smoking a joint before bed and having sex. Not so fun when it's you in your room alone using it to blank out all of the suffering.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593033 [Report] >>216593060 >>216593120 >>216593189 >>216593614
any guitarwankers in the thread
anybody like to play guitar and wank themselves off about it
signalling any and all guitarwankers to reply to this post and make yourselves known
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593036 [Report]
>>216592998
Fuck off you're not me mum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593040 [Report] >>216593068 >>216595063
>>216592981
that's my reason but boozing in the dark on my own makes me content
Anonymous United States No.216593060 [Report]
>>216593033
I know secrets which I won't tell you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593063 [Report] >>216593204
>>216592986
Wonder just how insane the world is going to get within the next ten years we are on the cusp of unprecedented mass psychosis
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593068 [Report]
>>216593040
going to get blubbered tonite lad?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593074 [Report]
>>216592986
she got away with taking all that stuff home btw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593087 [Report]
thank yank for introducing me to Rodney Dangerfield
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593103 [Report] >>216593137 >>216593141 >>216593155 >>216593184 >>216593683
the fit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593112 [Report]
>>216593031
can absolutely ruin your development if you start smoking as a teenager aswell i know people who were smoking every day from the age of 14 and they're basically still 14 year olds. Thats if you dont end up getting psychosis.
Anonymous United States No.216593120 [Report] >>216593143
>>216593033
Fuck off hobbyless loser incel fucking faggot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593126 [Report]
Sir Jungle Jims
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593137 [Report]
>>216593103
mad to think theres a moist little quim under those shorts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593141 [Report]
>>216593103
Imagine the stuff she’s done to her smelly minge lying in that bed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593143 [Report]
>>216593120
not using guitarwanker as a pejorative lad was wanting to ask some questions about it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593151 [Report] >>216594548
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593155 [Report]
>>216593103
Need her aggressively rubbing her clit up against my face!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593175 [Report]
>MANCHESTER POONITED
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593184 [Report]
>>216593103
tattlelife must have raked her over the coals for this one
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593189 [Report] >>216593201
>>216593033
Yeah, I’ve been playing for years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593201 [Report] >>216593404
>>216593189
alright then guitarwanker play us a tune
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593204 [Report] >>216593263 >>216593300 >>216593532
>>216593063
Usually when a parent blames a child's suicide on something on the internet I automatically don't believe them
Just like that Archie Battersbee case when he attempted to hang himself and his mum went around saying it was a "TikTok challenge" and the entire media establishment rallied behind her despite court documents saying there was zero evidence of anything to do with TikTok
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593212 [Report] >>216593247
where’s dtfic?
Anonymous Australia No.216593247 [Report]
>>216593212
sucked him up my arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593250 [Report]
amorim didn't look frank or the 4th official in the eyes when he shook hands is he autistic?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593263 [Report] >>216593300
>>216593204
especially when the mother is a plastic faced coalburner
Anonymous United States No.216593276 [Report]
Seacrest, out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593282 [Report] >>216593334 >>216593365 >>216593378 >>216593390 >>216593437
was out last night and had the realisation at like 5am in a stranger's bed that i really just wish i was married with kids by now. realised the absolute number the media has done on my generation, where we've been told having kids is for your 30s. it's not. you should absolutely be having your first child before the age of 25.
Anonymous United States No.216593289 [Report]
*gets dragged into /brit/*
Anonymous Russian Federation No.216593297 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593300 [Report] >>216593381 >>216593446
>>216593204
>>216593263
Did you see the Kiwifarms thread on her? Absolutely horrifying, she was clearly in a bizarre psycho-incestuous relationship with her son - and the media did not touch on it even slightly
Anonymous Netherlands No.216593330 [Report] >>216593355
my home
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593334 [Report] >>216593378
>>216593282
yep
Anonymous Belgium No.216593338 [Report]
richarlison mental health
Anonymous United States No.216593355 [Report]
>>216593330
it’s unironically insane just how ugly/unappealing europe is
Anonymous Canada No.216593365 [Report]
>>216593282
It's grim
Anonymous Australia No.216593378 [Report]
>>216593282
>>216593334
https://youtu.be/Hpu0DqFwQjs?si=-pNh3qsKEmqHS-HS&t=922
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593381 [Report] >>216593476
>>216593300
No wtf didn't think there would be a kf farm thread on it just thought it was shit bbc clickbait
Anonymous United States No.216593383 [Report] >>216593417
I am placin' blocks and shit 'cause I'm in fuckin' Minecraft
I am placin' blocks and shit 'cause I'm in fuckin' Minecraft
Oh my God, is that fuckin' pig?
Because I'm fuckin' Steve, I am fuckin' Steve, fuck yeah
I am buildin' shit, I am fuckin' sick, yes indeed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593390 [Report] >>216593427
>>216593282
great way to ruin my career and savings
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593404 [Report] >>216593416
>>216593201
it 3am and im playing fortnite. cannae be arsed right now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593416 [Report] >>216593537
>>216593404
oh rigt
well wehn will you be arsed then it's the weekend so you've surley got time
Anonymous Canada No.216593417 [Report]
>>216593383
Chicken Jockey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593427 [Report] >>216593487
>>216593390
exhibit A for being a victim of media propaganda
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593428 [Report] >>216593445
Growing out my reddit soy beard. Love the scented beard oil. Love the conditioning beard balm. Love combing my beard with a boar hair brush.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593436 [Report]
£1.07 sainsbury's pepperoni pizza for lunch :)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593437 [Report] >>216593479 >>216593678
>>216593282
not why you think it has anything to do with the "media"
people don't have kids because they can't afford to have kids
Anonymous Belgium No.216593445 [Report]
>>216593428
mbeumo?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593446 [Report] >>216593513
>>216593300
i seriously doubt that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593463 [Report]
got the vampire survivors on
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593465 [Report] >>216595173
best thing i ever did was get cats. Love these little bastards, got three. they make me laugh when they play about and they warm my heart when they cuddle up to me. Cor, who needs a gf, I just need my cats. cant wait to wake up and watch them play about in the garden while I suck on my 'fee
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593476 [Report] >>216593513 >>216593551 >>216593556 >>216593583
>>216593381
Look up the mums name on kiwifarms, idk if I can link it here w/o catching a ban - here's a snapshot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593478 [Report]
there are people itt who unironically play minecraft and fortnight oh my days i'm off
Anonymous United States No.216593479 [Report] >>216593530
>>216593437
said no african ever
said not 1 of your ancestors
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593487 [Report] >>216593543 >>216593619
>>216593427
how exactly am i a victim of propaganda?
children consume your time, make it difficult to relocate, and obviously cost a lot of money, none of that is false
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593507 [Report]
on the siberia super slims
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593513 [Report]
>>216593446
Ok check out >>216593476 I cant link it. It is an observed phenomon that some single mothers try and turn their sons into their idea of a perfect husband - it's called "sonsband"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593530 [Report] >>216593618
>>216593479
my ancestors didn't need to save for 15 years for a house and a wedding and a family car and a put enough away to cover the loss of the state pension which is definitely not exist when i retire
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593532 [Report]
>>216593204
so did she kill him?
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593537 [Report] >>216593578
>>216593416
can do it tomorrow, dont know when you will be on the /brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593541 [Report]
i look like that monkey grom the game
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593543 [Report] >>216593579
>>216593487
the propaganda is the part where you think spending a lot of time on your child and living in a place long enough to form a community is a bad thing, while thinking the ultimate goal in life is to make line go up.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593551 [Report] >>216593677
>>216593476
Sounds like he was just being pressured into doing a sport he didn't like
Not sure how you reached the fucking incest conclusion from that
Anonymous Canada No.216593556 [Report] >>216593645
>>216593476
I thought even mentioning that place would get you a ban
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593574 [Report]
Why did they fight to keep him on life support then?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593578 [Report]
>>216593537
well i haven't got a life and was wanting to get a guitar since i'm a sad bastard so i can log on to /brit/ at any time
just post it as a vocaroo whenever you're done and ill find it in the archive if i remember to
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593579 [Report] >>216593753
>>216593543
it's nothing to do with making the line go up it's about having enough money to survive and have a comfortable life
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593582 [Report]
>>216592962

I don't think it affects everyone the same way, but for me, smoking weed is like deliberately inducing a schizophrenic break. I'll have like three tokes of a spliff and suddenly I'm joining the dots of all these conspiracies and plots among my friends, family, and work colleagues to specifically trick and deceive and manipulate me.

Smoked the shit for years when I was younger, and I have no clue why I even put myself through it, but I haven't touched it since about 2019 now.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593583 [Report]
>>216593476
oh i thought you meant the chatbot thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593589 [Report]
>kiwifarm theories
you realise these posters are schizos themselves
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593592 [Report] >>216593630 >>216593660
love my cats, love playing my guitar, love /brit/, hate dogs, hate piano, hate /cum/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593604 [Report] >>216593647
>Kurzgesagt
One of the cringiest channels in internet history
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593614 [Report] >>216593659 >>216593667 >>216593783
>>216593033

I am actually really good at guitar and used to be in a band and shit, would post some of my tunes but I don't want you creeps to dox me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593617 [Report]
need to start cooking really
Anonymous United States No.216593618 [Report] >>216593655
>>216593530
what car did your ancestors drive in the 1850s and how much did they receive in pensions, and what kind of house were they living in?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593619 [Report] >>216593700
>>216593487
you are a victim of propaganda because you believe your 'career' is an end in and of itself rather than a means to a greater end
Anonymous Australia No.216593630 [Report] >>216593710
>>216593592
why do you hate piano
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593645 [Report]
>>216593556
Seriously? Spare me janny, for I do not know what I do
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593647 [Report]
Well done, now heatherfreak is going to be spamming about Archie Battersbee for the next few hours then.
>>216593604
Never watched them since they posted that refugee video a decade or so ago. They also love sending their reddit fanboys over to attack people who criticise them.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593655 [Report]
>>216593618
i don't know what your point is
yes if i lived in the 1850s i wouldn't need a family car
but i don't live in the 1850s do i genius
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593659 [Report]
>>216593614
used to be in a band did you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593660 [Report] >>216593710
>>216593592
pianoes are good theyve got loads of notes and you can play loads at once
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593667 [Report] >>216593798
>>216593614
how are you meant to hold the neck
cos i hear you're not meant to hold it in your palm or buttress it against the heel of your palm or whatever but i don't see any other way you could hold it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593674 [Report]
got ramsey lewis on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593677 [Report] >>216593799
>>216593551
Look at the photos she is posting of her own son, thirstbaiting posts featuring a little boy, someone she is meant to protect. This is not normal. Read the thread if you can find it mate.
& I said psychological incest, not sexual incest - it is blatant that their relationship dynamic was not a healthy one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593678 [Report] >>216593768
>>216593437
>people don't have kids because they can't afford to have kids
Poor people have more kids
Anonymous Germany No.216593683 [Report] >>216593712 >>216593739
>>216593103
how long until she troons out and goes full zippertits?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593686 [Report]
heathermong archie battersbee arc incoming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593700 [Report] >>216593754
>>216593619
when did i say that you spastic
people have children in their 30s because that's when they tend to have a secure job and situation by
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593710 [Report] >>216593731
>>216593660
>>216593630
dont like the way it sounds and piano song writers like elton john are annoying. it alri in some cases like classical and jazz but generally its wanky and poncey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593712 [Report] >>216593743
>>216593683
to me this is as repulsive as mtf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593717 [Report]
playing The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593725 [Report] >>216593763
>psychological incest
alright im clocking out for the day lads good show
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593731 [Report] >>216593795
>>216593710
love wanky and poncey me. LOVE it when guitars do that. cor
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593732 [Report]
he's battering bees up in heaven now x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593736 [Report]
It's funny because if someone is 40 or 50 and they say they're happy that they didn't have kids at 25 he'll tell you you're just coping. There is no winning with these retards.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593739 [Report]
>>216593683
Mental that that body likely has more testosterone in it than my own.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593743 [Report]
>>216593712
it's barbaric
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593744 [Report] >>216593769
oh no no no
Anonymous United States No.216593750 [Report] >>216593766
how do y’all have the energy to be like posting the same shit every mf day?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593753 [Report] >>216593786
>>216593579
>i need to make money for shekelberg so that I can live comfortably alone in my one bed apartment waiting to die
ok mate, definitely no propaganda at work there.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593754 [Report] >>216593811
>>216593700
>great way to ruin my career and savings
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593763 [Report] >>216593800
>>216593725
>psychological incest
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covert_incest
Naive little fella arent you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593766 [Report]
>>216593750
it's the 'tism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593768 [Report]
>>216593678
do you want to be poor with as many children as the government will give you bennies for
Anonymous Canada No.216593769 [Report]
>>216593744
Anonymous South Africa No.216593771 [Report]
>>216592917 (OP)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593775 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593777 [Report] >>216593813
sorry for bringing up archie battersbee to heathermong lads i should have known better
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593781 [Report]
pscr
https://youtube.com/shorts/d8qRtI68cTQ
Anonymous Canada No.216593783 [Report]
>>216593614
Alri Jimmy Page
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593786 [Report] >>216593826
>>216593753
i need to make money for myself so that i can live comfortably
obviously
what a bewildering post lmao does your brain work properly?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593789 [Report] >>216593814
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593794 [Report]
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593795 [Report]
>>216593731
it ok when guitars do poncey but not ivory ticklers. haha tickling the ivory is such a silly phrase. I like how the strings of the guitar directly touch the flesh, can do vibrato, its very human, same with wind instruments, but piano is just hitting notes that strike the string inside the piano
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593798 [Report] >>216593941
>>216593667

If your guitar is the type with a stripe down the back of the neck, your thumb is generally meant to be there. You need the freedom of movement to curl your fingers around the front. The exception is if you're playing those open string "cowboy chords" down at the first couple of frets, or if you are doing some twiddly widdly right up the top end, then it's generally going to be easier to slightly wrap your thumb over the top.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593799 [Report]
>>216593677
it's fucking weird but it's not unheard of from chavvy facebook mums
wouldn't go as far to call it 'psychological incest' though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593800 [Report]
>>216593763
im not going to read a wikipedia article on it lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593811 [Report] >>216593916
>>216593754
you are thick as pig shit mate enjoy feeding 7 sprogs with your meagre amazon warehouse wages
Anonymous Canada No.216593813 [Report]
>>216593777
Leave him alone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593814 [Report]
>>216593789
get it bulldozed
get the tarmac down
get the blocks of flats built
get the asylum seekers housed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593826 [Report] >>216593910
>>216593786
define "live comfortably". what does your comfortable life look like?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593834 [Report] >>216593863 >>216593934 >>216593948 >>216593970
We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593863 [Report] >>216593889
>>216593834
horrid little slope faced gook monkeys
Anonymous United States No.216593865 [Report] >>216593898 >>216593938
can you do a good american accnetj
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593866 [Report] >>216593894 >>216593911 >>216593918
>Trans in Piss Natalie Mars+ 5on1 Balls Deep Anal #Anal #AnalToys #BBC #Black #Blowjob #Cuminmouth #Deepthroat #DoubleAnal #Gangbang #Gaping #Interracial #MaleOnShemale #MonsterToys #Piss #PissDrink #Pissinass #Pissinmouth #Shemale #SmallTits #Stockings #Toys #TrannyLover #Transsexual #TripleAnal
the wank
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593887 [Report]
test
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593889 [Report]
>>216593863
scr
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593894 [Report]
>>216593866
Anonymous Canada No.216593898 [Report]
>>216593865
I already sound American
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593899 [Report]
My darling, you are wonderful tonight
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593902 [Report]
magine if a cute girl walked into my room and gave me a kiss, nothing more, nothing less, just a kiss. Then she slinks back into the night. Cor, magine it
Anonymous United States No.216593905 [Report]
can’t understand why you’d ever hate refugees.

they’re literally going to leave eventually, just fucking chill out and let them live
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593910 [Report] >>216593976
>>216593826
to not be worrying about money every month
to have basic luxuries like a reliable car, a spacious home, access to entertainment
to be in the knowledge that i'm not going to have to work until i'm 75 or that when i retire i'll be living in poverty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593911 [Report]
>>216593866
just skipped to the middle of this video and saw a bloke with three cocks up his arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593916 [Report] >>216593966
>>216593811
don't know why you can't just admit you value material success over having children to the primary benefit of those that would have you work like a slave until you die
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593918 [Report]
>>216593866
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593934 [Report]
>>216593834
yh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593938 [Report]
>>216593865
Yep. Real good. Different regions too. Mayflower stock New Englander, Utah Mormon (Pioneer stock), Old Bostonian, PNW-New York transplant, New Arizonian and more.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593941 [Report] >>216594224
>>216593798
I'm playing an F with the side of my thumb on the low E string, I'm assuming for those hendrix/cowboy chords or whatever they're called then you're meant to hold it the naive way with the guitar neck resting against your palm in some way, instead of hovering around the back of it with little to no contact like an incel taking a photo with a woman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593948 [Report]
>>216593834
sometimes yeeeaaah!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593964 [Report] >>216593985
The song playing the first dance with my would be wife of 39 years. I lost her six months ago. I will never forget the dance and the music. Thanks.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593966 [Report] >>216594180 >>216594215
>>216593916
look into K and r selection mate
Anonymous Australia No.216593968 [Report]
and the latest from seasideMARK?
Anonymous South Africa No.216593970 [Report]
>>216593834
Japan #1
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593971 [Report] >>216593993 >>216594005 >>216594018
some formula 1 and some lego this afternoon i suppose
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593976 [Report] >>216594008
>>216593910
>what do you need the extra money for?
>to have a big house to live in alone and to consoom lots of bideo gaymes!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A VICTIM OF PROPAGANDA?!!?!!
kek you're a caricature.
Anonymous New Zealand No.216593979 [Report] >>216594085
i feel really sad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593985 [Report]
>>216593964
cotton eyed joe?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593993 [Report] >>216594018
>>216593971
based
i have the williams in this series to make
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216593999 [Report]
>Police are still searching for a convicted kidnapper after he absconded from prison four weeks ago. Ola Abimbola was sentenced to 21 years in prison for offences including kidnap, grievous bodily harm and possession of an offensive weapon in public at Croydon Crown Court on December 7, 2018. He absconded from HMP Ford, an open prison, on October 10 and was last seen leaving the prison that day at around 8.03am.
Anonymous Canada No.216594005 [Report]
>>216593971
Cozy
Do you ever worry about hitting your TV with the door?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594008 [Report] >>216594044 >>216594045
>>216593976
you're either stupid or more likely a troll
either way i've had enough
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594018 [Report]
>>216593971
>>216593993
grow up, literal runts
sick and tired of zoomzooms in /brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594020 [Report] >>216594043 >>216594059
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594035 [Report] >>216594061 >>216594084
playing sniper elite v on my steaming deck (i'm drinking gin as a do a cheeky snipe you see)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594043 [Report]
>>216594020
therapistberg having a meltdown over this image
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594044 [Report] >>216594148
>>216594008
stop replying to the incel he's just bitter he didn't get to fulfil his white picket fence trad family fantasies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594045 [Report]
>>216594008
>repeat your words back to you
>they offend you
hmmmm almost like there's an inherent shame to your beliefs. like there's something deep down in the human soul that understands it's wrong.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594059 [Report]
>>216594020
no such thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594061 [Report] >>216594112
>>216594035
is it any good? quite liked sniper elite 2 through 4
Anonymous United States No.216594064 [Report] >>216594628
=)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594068 [Report]
Escortlad checking in.
Went for a good run just now lads. Alternated jogging and sprinting, did some hill sprints as well, feel pretty good right now.

I've also drafted up the message I plan to send to the escort when/if she replies to me on Tuesday 11th
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594079 [Report] >>216594093
eating cabbage
Anonymous Canada No.216594084 [Report]
>>216594035
Who do you snipe in those games?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594085 [Report] >>216594206
>>216593979
what's up lad
Anonymous Australia No.216594087 [Report]
one day he stink of fish one day he stink of shit dee lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594093 [Report]
>>216594079
cabbage?
Anonymous United States No.216594096 [Report]
think there's a woman among us
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594097 [Report] >>216594220 >>216594236
alright lads whiskey's over i'm off out with my phone and will be recording shit and posting it here

give some ideas. might go up to people and tell me if they've ever scranned a poo
Anonymous United States No.216594102 [Report]
badge lab
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594112 [Report]
>>216594061
it is
theres a game mode you can join other peoples single player campaigns as a sniper while they do the regular missions and vice versa
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594129 [Report] >>216594145 >>216594418
dare i say he's back
Anonymous Canada No.216594145 [Report] >>216594174
>>216594129
That's a nice fish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594148 [Report]
>>216594044
>incel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594151 [Report]
Mental that you can get £50k+ per year just from PIP, UC and Housing Benefits just for lacking basic hygiene lmao.
Anonymous United States No.216594173 [Report]
I love cabbage
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594174 [Report]
>>216594145
Bet he fucked its throat off camera
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594180 [Report]
>>216593966
>evolution explains every phenomenon
the first world is dying out because of a recent cultural inclination to prioritise career over family lad
and you are walking in lock step with it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594196 [Report]
RIGHT NOW I'M DANGEROUS
Anonymous New Zealand No.216594206 [Report]
>>216594085
can't stop thinking of the past and dreading the future. Miss my old life, getting tired of supporting my family and friends with all their problems when none of them ever check how im feeling
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594215 [Report]
>>216593966
>look into K
me when my mate tells me he's depressed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594220 [Report]
>>216594097
i'd love to hear the public's opinion on poo seal and bradley walsh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594224 [Report]
>>216593941

Yeah my palm is only ever even near pressing the neck when I play an open F (like that fancy one in Stairway to Heaven, I think that's an F of some variety), but even then usually it's more like, the part of your hand where the skin stretches between your thumb and first finger, if that makes sense? It's never the actual flat of my palm. The angle is always enough that my palm is slightly arched away.

I hope that explains a bit, if not I can try phonepost and take a picture.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594227 [Report]
sir queer bummer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594236 [Report]
>>216594097
go outside and say sucking a golf ball if thats alright with you de lads to the first person you see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594254 [Report]
Spurs

Funny
Anonymous Australia No.216594286 [Report] >>216594325
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594314 [Report]
did they actually call you gorpheus?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594325 [Report]
>>216594286
black pussy changed rorke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594343 [Report] >>216594426
Sir Queer Harmer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594348 [Report] >>216594378 >>216594504
breed an 18 year old pakistani girl for 2k
Anonymous Australia No.216594349 [Report] >>216594368
some people smell it some people cant
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594368 [Report] >>216594452 >>216594481
>>216594349
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594369 [Report]
Wish mikey was here with his unique blend of tunage selections
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594378 [Report] >>216594474
>>216594348
Why do you bother doing this every day heatherpaedo?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594418 [Report]
>>216594129
probably hasn't killed that fish yet knowing how cruel he is to animals just letting it slowly suffocate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594426 [Report] >>216594477
>>216594343
what is it that makes the uk so much less retarded than other first world nations on this specific issue
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594452 [Report] >>216594585
>>216594368
Rewatched that film because of this webm. Very good film.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594474 [Report]
>>216594378
has heathermong been posting my webm?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594477 [Report]
>>216594426

Nothing, it's just we have louder and more bitter radfems, and feminists hate trannies because they play their own game better than them.
Anonymous Australia No.216594481 [Report]
>>216594368
they had to gi-gi-gi-gi-give they had to give me me own t-t-t-t-train because i stink of shit.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594504 [Report] >>216594527 >>216594570
>>216594348
how the fuck is 2 grand cheap? i could shag a paki bird for free just by going to manchester for a weekend lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594512 [Report] >>216594554
making a wikipedia page for sea side mark also known as Omar Muhammad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594527 [Report] >>216594547
>>216594504
no you couldn't, no 18 year old is coming anywhere near you, be quiet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594547 [Report] >>216594597
>>216594527
we're not all 40 year old failures like you mate. some of us are 20 year old failures.
Anonymous Spain No.216594548 [Report] >>216594606
>>216593151
is this a new gimmick now i saw you post this last night
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594554 [Report] >>216594597
>>216594512
Was that his Muslim name?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594570 [Report] >>216594614
>>216594504
probably spend £2000 on drinks these days what with the economy haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594585 [Report]
>>216594452
No you didn't you worthless prick and the webm was shite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594597 [Report] >>216594646
>>216594547
lmao done me

>>216594554
think he tried to marry an egyptian girl and became muslim shortly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594606 [Report]
>>216594548
Mousey's been posting that image for years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594614 [Report]
>>216594570
haha that's mad mate cant believe you just said that haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594623 [Report] >>216594713 >>216594751
When I was in secondary school I would imagine my life with a hot wife who loved me and a couple of kids. Now I'm 35 and alone. Grim existence.
Anonymous Spain No.216594628 [Report]
>>216594064
lovely one yet again, you should start your own fizzy drink brand with the initial capital coming from you scamming indians with AI scantily clad women
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594644 [Report]
SeasideMark speaks Arabic fluently. He lived in Egypt for 9 months.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594646 [Report]
>>216594597
Six lassi's in only
Moni United Kingdom No.216594653 [Report] >>216594702
Racists are so pathetic, imagine getting fucked over by Farage and STILL cucking yourselves to him again
Anonymous Canada No.216594663 [Report]
SeasideX
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594694 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594698 [Report] >>216594747 >>216594772
And what of /brit/ legend Poleaboo?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594702 [Report] >>216594772
>>216594653
i WILL vote reform :D
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594713 [Report]
>>216594623
when i was in secondary school i would imagine staying behind to do some IT work and me and the fit IT teacher getting to chatting and then I'd shag her on her desk haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594724 [Report] >>216594753
When someone insults me in a witty way or with a nice comeback I immediately feel respect for them. No point trying to come, you've been sent flying, enjoy it.
Anonymous Canada No.216594737 [Report]
>No point trying to come
>enjoy it
Getting conflicting messages here
Anonymous Australia No.216594747 [Report]
>>216594698
we can only hope he's dead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594751 [Report]
>>216594623
I always knew, from as early as I could conceive of a future I knew it would be like this. Those fleeting moments in my life I believed I might be able to be someone, fulfilled, loved, of service to others, I felt like a complete and utter fraud and sabotaged my progress. Now I reap what I have sown. I only have myself to blame, but it is hard not to feel anger and hatred towards my parents for making me this way.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594753 [Report]
>>216594724
>No point trying to come
do me
Moni United Kingdom No.216594772 [Report] >>216594780
>>216594702
If Reform win and you try stopping our benefits, we won't have any reason to leave you weaklings alone anymore, we will take over the country

>>216594698
home owner, car owner, recent haircut haver
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594780 [Report] >>216594893
>>216594772
>if
Anonymous Finland No.216594793 [Report] >>216594940
Why did Jimmy Page turn into a Chinese lady?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594836 [Report] >>216594851 >>216594875 >>216594887 >>216595237 >>216595610
how do you pronounce "pscr"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594851 [Report] >>216594862
>>216594836
https://voca.ro/1jgrUqi5pLia
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594862 [Report]
>>216594851
cunts beatboxing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594875 [Report]
>>216594836
poo screaming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594880 [Report]
how did jimmy page get away with it
Anonymous Finland No.216594887 [Report]
>>216594836
Paska
Moni United Kingdom No.216594893 [Report] >>216594940 >>216595011
>>216594780
Farage is old, no guarantee he'll survive until then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594924 [Report]
farting up a storm in my smelly fart bedroom
Anonymous Finland No.216594935 [Report] >>216594962
My sister is cheating on me with her boyfriend
Anonymous Spain No.216594940 [Report] >>216595113
>>216594793
jimmy page was always a chinese lady, it's just now in her old age the disguise isn't working as well as it used to be
>>216594893
oh that's interesting a name I haven't seen before but posts not good or unique enough to warrant a name, the proper characters of personality on here don't need a name as they're recognized due to their originality
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216594962 [Report]
>>216594935
LOL!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595011 [Report] >>216595051
>>216594893
>Farage is old,
he's 61
trump is almost 80
Anonymous New Zealand No.216595027 [Report] >>216595052 >>216595106
mad how nobody how done torturous traps likw saw on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595043 [Report]
Jack Grealish, take a bow, son
Anonymous Finland No.216595051 [Report]
>>216595011
Amazing how smart he is for his age. That Biden guy was about the same age and a complete demented wreck.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595052 [Report]
>>216595027
you know what yeah that is mad
Anonymous Australia No.216595063 [Report]
>>216593040
crisp
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595072 [Report]
ate a packet of 10 mini satay bites i found in the back of the fridge last night and realised after they were 3 days out of date
farts have been like chemical weapons today but worried the subsequent poo is going to be a full roller to clean up after
Anonymous India No.216595084 [Report] >>216595117 >>216595120
is my little britain going to be all right?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595106 [Report] >>216595153
>>216595027
saw the leaked footage from israeli prisons for palestinians they got that saw shit going on there
Moni United Kingdom No.216595113 [Report] >>216595235
>>216594940
>oh that's interesting a name I haven't seen before but posts not good or unique enough to warrant a name, the proper characters of personality on here don't need a name as they're recognized due to their originality
It's a reference for the old heads from 2015
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595117 [Report]
>>216595084
computer says no lool
Anonymous Canada No.216595119 [Report]
Bryd one brere, brid, brid one brere
Kynd is come of love, love to crave
Blythful biryd, on me thu rewe
Or greyth, lef, greith thu me my grave

Hic am so blithe, so bryhit, brid on brere
Quan I se that hende in halle:
Yhe is whit of lime, loveli, trewe
Yhe is fayr and flur of alle

Mikte ic hire at wille haven
Stedefast of love, loveli, trewe
Of mi sorwe yhe may me saven
Ioye and blisse were were me newe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595120 [Report]
>>216595084
yeah still available on iPlayer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595147 [Report] >>216595177 >>216595186
what would the little britain characters be if they made it now?
Moni United Kingdom No.216595153 [Report]
>>216595106
Kier "Ben Gavier" the kid starver Starmer, supported this, fucking ghoul
Anonymous Australia No.216595173 [Report] >>216595395
>>216593465
do they not scratch and bite at random
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595177 [Report]
>>216595147
family of ukranian refugees struggling to understand british traditions
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595180 [Report]
Moni United Kingdom No.216595186 [Report]
>>216595147
The characters are timeless, white scum is eternal
Anonymous Spain No.216595235 [Report] >>216595308
>>216595113
and the reference is you being a namefag unworthy of a unique name
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595237 [Report]
>>216594836
I imagine the Wilhelm scream alongside a monumental farting noise
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595241 [Report]
think this hangover is going to kill me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595251 [Report] >>216595375
got some gay nigga music on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595270 [Report]
>Donald Trump has said the US will not attend the G20 summit in South Africa over widely discredited claims that white people are being persecuted in the country.
Anonymous Canada No.216595281 [Report]
just want to snog the fat lads, is that so wrong?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595290 [Report] >>216595313 >>216595324
i'm NOT cute!!!
Moni United Kingdom No.216595308 [Report]
>>216595235
I was interesting in 2015, I just want to talk to people from /brit/ that were around back then, if they still are, they'll recognise the name
Anonymous Spain No.216595313 [Report] >>216595392
>>216595290
oop! someone's cheeks are turning red! ;)
Anonymous Russian Federation No.216595317 [Report]
mums ruined yet another great spelunky run by coming in and asking her stupid questions which threw me off focus
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595324 [Report]
>>216595290
i think i'm cute
i know i'm sexy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595342 [Report] >>216595404
just turned on the tv
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595368 [Report]
having a spelunky
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595375 [Report]
>>216595251
lil nas x?
Anonymous Canada No.216595392 [Report] >>216595409
>>216595313
which cheeks?
Anonymous New Zealand No.216595395 [Report] >>216597277
>>216595173
no, they are good boys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595398 [Report]
starting to think that i might spend my entire life living in a civilisation thats in decline
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595404 [Report]
>>216595342
to watch the darts?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595406 [Report]
>>216593003
>>216593031
>>216592962
LMAO runts cant handle a bit of bud
Anonymous Spain No.216595409 [Report]
>>216595392
cheeky!!! (no pun intended HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595478 [Report] >>216595507
feeling depressed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595496 [Report] >>216595535
not into cucking or any of that shite but i would like a girl to put my cock into a cage and order me around and suchlike
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595507 [Report] >>216595587
>>216595478
ktim
Anonymous Belgium No.216595531 [Report]
sunderland about to tek it x
wolves about to tek it x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595535 [Report] >>216595808
>>216595496
plapping in a cage is quite fun ngl
Anonymous Germany No.216595549 [Report] >>216595612
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595587 [Report]
>>216595507
It’s get difficult sometimes x
Anonymous Canada No.216595610 [Report]
>>216594836
in the tone of the "my leg!" audio sample, but "poo screaming!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLnkrWr6tQ
Anonymous India No.216595612 [Report] >>216595714
>>216595549
wikipedia says she's british
Anonymous Finland No.216595665 [Report]
Been thinking why the cops don't arrest Sir Keir Starmer for genocide
Anonymous Germany No.216595714 [Report] >>216595884
>>216595612
Anonymous Canada No.216595733 [Report] >>216595772 >>216595785 >>216595890
Depression is a deficiency of brain energy production.

Serotonin's role is not to boost your mood.

It is to coordinate throughout your entire body the ability of your mitochondria to produce energy during transitions from lower to higher energy demand by coordinating the distribution of oxygen to where it is needed and by helping mitochondria meet energy demands without oxygen until enough has arrived.

Morning sunlight signals the rise of energy demand that comes with wakefulness.

This is why light is the primary driver of serotonin synthesis in the brain.

This is also why morning sunlight is the most powerful treatment of depression.

Altitude causes hypoxia, which deprives mitochondria of the oxygen they need to produce energy. This is why altitude is the primary geographical driver of depression.

Intermittent hypobaric hypoxia training increases tolerance to hypoxia. This is why it is the longest-lasting antidepressant treatment in animal studies.

The fix for depression is optimizing mitochondrial energy production.
Anonymous Australia No.216595772 [Report] >>216595819
>>216595733
weird to think 99% of these schizo theories are dead wrong but a tiny percent have to be completely correct despite sounding insane
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595785 [Report] >>216595819
>>216595733

Sounds plausible, but where's your evidence, Dr Anon? I expect a study submitted for review by tomorrow morning.
Anonymous United States No.216595807 [Report]
is it okay to have pepper sauce on your kipper?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595808 [Report]
>>216595535
what does that mean
Anonymous Canada No.216595819 [Report] >>216596057
>>216595772
>>216595785
https://www.chrismasterjohn-phd.com/articles
Anonymous Australia No.216595840 [Report]
Anonymous India No.216595884 [Report]
>>216595714
i vill kom to deutschland und du vill be mein vriend
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595890 [Report]
>>216595733
what the heck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216595901 [Report]
got the xxx on
Anonymous Brazil No.216595942 [Report]
>>216595936
>>216595936
>>216595936
Anonymous Canada No.216595971 [Report]
Morning sunlight is twice as effective as exercise in relieving depression, and exercise is more effective than SSRIs.

Serotonin acts on the lungs, carotid bodies, and brain stem to signal hypoxia and increase the breathing rate and acts in the lungs to adjust blood flow to the most oxygenated segments.

It then enters the cell, acts on mitochondrial serotonin receptors, then enters the mitochondria and converts to melatonin, which exits the mitochondria and acts on mitochondrial melatonin receptors, and within the mitochondria acts directly — ALL of which has the concerted effect of helping mitochondria make ATP without oxygen.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216596057 [Report]
>>216595819
untrustworthy face
Anonymous Australia No.216597277 [Report]
>>216595395
bless