Thread 216595936

the lads edish

off to bed

just poured myself an ice cold glass of antidepressant lager

Put my tank together and painted it
Think for the next one I'll get primer and spraypaint and do a proper job of it

>>216596023
hope you watched the tank documentaries with it x

>>216595961
night mate x

>>216596023
looks good lad

>>216596000
shagger

Plant based dins

>>216596005
so jealous of douglas luiz

>>216596000
Wish that were me

Curled up in bed losing myself in my fantasy world where despite immense suffering and chaos, life has purpose and beauty

legalise wank socks

>>216596023

You conna paint a bunch of little army men and some IFVs and jeeps to go with it?

>>216596041
i didnt but i might do that now
this one was an m4 sherman that the army stuck a 76mm anti-tank gun on it, typically one per squad with regular shermans
the panzer squads were trained to take these out first as they'd get rekt from the shells coming out

>>216596066

Looks fucking vile mate

>>216596066
corrr i love that ethiopian bread
wish we knew how to cook lentil dishes here, we're missing out

>>216596139
sybau go to a ethipian restaurant that stuff is peng

>>216596107
this was just something to do off the computer, but its actually a lot of fun
might get a recreation of normandy going, some rural lanes lined with hedgerows, maybe some hobart's funnies thrown in

>>216596081
what fantasy world

>>216596066
corr plaster cast scran

I saw a beautiful woman with a rubber lipped African today I don't understand why she would do that

>>216596066
corrrrrr it's lush

>>216596163
The one inside my head mate, my inner world. I go there every day.

>>216596151
>wish we knew how to cook lentil dishes here, we're missing out
you're just telling on yourself here
in the age of global food commerce and the internet you can get the ingredients for and learn to cook literally any dish from any culture on earth

Having a panic attack

>>216596302
enjoy

Feel so depressed

Crying

curry for tea x

why did Natalie Chadwick and her new bf Bhekisani Matabiswana do it

reckon the lot of you have a cockney accent and use the rhyming slang daily

>>216596068
they broke up

corr colombian lass just spread her arse

>>216596363
the BBC demands white boy sacrifice

rorke bomba blodclot man

>>216596395
how can u be watching it. u didnt seriously upload your face lol

he stink of shit today dee lads

F

going to open my wine soon

pissed the bed award

>>216596459
>willyson

glad this nonce is dead

shaking my shit for the quirked up cronem

Sunderland XI: Roefs; Hume, Mukiele, Ballard, Geertruida, Reinildo; Xhaka, Sadiki, Traore, Le Fee; Isidor.

Arsenal XI: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Rice, Zubimendi, Eze; Saka, Merino, Trossard.

>>216596394
yeah but still tapped that
jealous af

>>216596491
well done lad on the drink were you

>>216596000

I'm wanting to go and buy a load of cans from Lidl but I got pissed last night at the pub and the missus will go mental at me if I do it again tonight

>>216596530
nope

>>216596483
Linux niggas trying to use natively Windows software be like

sucking a cro-magnon bbc

i'm feeling startled, like something BIG is about to happen in the world

>>216596545
ktim!

>>216596391

Not all of us lad.

Just tipped the Scotland Yard about Sir Keir Starmer

>>216596483
what wine you got lad? will shortly be opening a yellow sticker red wine I got in tesco earlier that sounded nice but got home and looked up reviews and it's not looking promising

>>216596548
s

>>216596545
not used windows on my lappy in about three years

>>216596544
just sitting in bed sober as a judge pissing? youre mental

>>216596483
it wine night

>>216596591
who the fuck you talking to

>>216596552
Nothing ever happens

only got 4 little chud incel freak beers for tonight because i had the rest of them last night
fuck my black bastard life

>>216596620
sir bed pisser

I feel very very depressed

I'm too european for this

>>216596571
it is this

hitler only had one bollock

Mad how a century ago we just decided to send tens of millions of our young men to go kill their Christian European brothers in the biggest wars in human history over nothing

We can vote for whoever we want but our country is already dead

>>216596675
is that gfberg

Done that thing where I consume a piece of media that depicts a male-female relationship that I find myself desiring and it puts me in a bad mood as I'm a rotten wasteful slug deserving of nothing but a salt bath

>>216596692
no that's my feminine legs

>>216596674
the way he frames his photos is so fucking funny

>>216596712
ummy x

honestly think im too intelligent for a gf

>>216596704
why not give normal people a watch mate

>>216596674
he's not looking good

>>216596738
coz I can't be trusted

>>216596704
This was me with cyberpunk edgerunners. And it was shit anyway

moving out and could honestly have a little cry about not living with mumberg any more

any cooties-having man in?

>>216596459
F

i will never have sex

>>216596790
gonna get in shag with her before you leave?

>>216596735
it's better to get with any girl early in life so you can grow together and become alike

if you get too old you both get too set in your ways

cailee spaeny sex arse

i will never have a relationship again

got no mates

Actually mental how depressing it is to have an IQ above 100 in this country

The normies seemingly just live blissful lives of watching TV and consuming slop and don't have a single worry in their mind do they

>>216596571
should have got the errazuriz cabernet sauvignon

>>216596843
105 iq are you?

>>216596829
especially this version
https://cdn2.aznude.com/antibandit/caileespaeny/mareofeasttown/thumb3_cailee_spaeny_eef400.jpg

>>216596832
ktim

I have no idea what my job is. I spend a couple hours a day putting numbers into a database and then generating charts for people. And that's it. No idea what the numbers are or what the charts are for. The rest of the day I just wander around the building or scroll social media.

i'm fascinated by the fact that in london you can immediately tell which street a person's from just by their accent alone

Never had a home in the belonging sense, never even came close.

>>216596829
mental how she's 27, she looks like a teen

shagging my 84 year old granda up the arse

>>216596861
130
need a lobotomy pronto

>>216596890
not sure this is accurate

>>216596890
Maybe sixty or seventy years ago, now this is not possible

>>216596769
he's just flustered that he orders stuff and it's not getting to him even after a week wearing his excellent glasses watching F1 on his TV via puck and Ramsay's kitchen nightmares USA on E4 on SkyGo in his home

it happens to us all sometimes

https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/1987146632614367451

>>216596785
Making a second one aren't they
I thought it was alright, didn't really know what was going on half the time though

riding my 32 year old grandsons cock

our michaela

got the washing on the airer in front of the dehumidifier ain't i

>>216596843
Get on the booze lad. IQ drops every session

don't get the hype behind nick fuentes
seems like a massive twerp
more intelligent people have already said everything he has

much prefer olive oil to butter

>>216596972
he's funny and charismatic that's all that matters

>>216596972
he talks about white genocide

>>216596972
name one that isn't old or dead

poo roar

>>216596790
eh? how long you lived there

might turn the heating off

>>216596941
>kitchen nightmares
i was watching that earlier

>>216596972
Same but for all politics content creators
just don't get it

gotta be kinda demoralizing for an actress to look so young niggas only cast you in roles where you're way younger than you actually are

haha stupid prick

>>216596569
Cheers Väinö

>>216597015
International peegue is so shit lol, thank god for Union

>>216596890
i just use the race me much easier

>>216596955
was a major fitttie in her younger days

>>216597015
we beat them in the final in 2003

>>216597038
getting angry about politics is the only way for them to feel anything

>>216597093
i think she's still very beautiful

>>216597110
what the hell?

>>216596790
Are you the lad from last week who posted about his mum wanting him to move out?
It’s honestly for the better, it’ll be difficult at first but the independence is worth it

might read the letters of van gogh but its 500 pages and not sure if he is a gimmick artist

return to the gold standard

>>216596688
they didn't fight for democracy you mong

Done another 30 minutes of phimosis stretching exercises lads
Got a partial erection (around 75%) and I was able to retract it over the glans
Fucking hell I might actually cure it after 29 years.
I've got a GP visit booked for 27th Nov anyway, I'm gonna ask them if my foreskin is normal now

I hate delivery companies so fucking much

BRING ME MY SHIT

>>216597162
didn't say they did you spacker

>>216596301
i'm talking about readily available restaurant food

>>216597165
bet he shags like a beast

>>216597169
ever got a stiffy while they look at your willy?

>>216597173
calm down tim

>>216597173
>BRING ME MY SHIT
my toilet when im trying to go but im constipated

tonight's scran sorted

>>216597015
>rugby league
doesn't count

Feel depressed

got turned away at the football because they dont take card payments

>>216597208
not a fan of those quarter pounders

don't know how to talk to women

>>216597208
brioche buns are too sweet for me personally but looks lush

>>216597283
in this sunny afternoon?

Ideally alphas would breed and the rest of us would support their offspring

>>216597173

Depends, I've noticed parcel couriers are always dickheads but supermarket delivery guys are usually pretty based

Wonder why the difference

>>216597291
i got them cus they were more meat less fat than the regular ones

>>216597292
imagine if they had something you really really wanted

>>216597289
i used to have to get cash out to see the hamlet
not sure if they've got card machines now

>>216597311
Want to die

>>216597208
get in

>>216597283
*gives you a hug*

>>216597292
same way you talk to men

>>216597339
please don't, there are people who love you very much, think of them

>>216597289

your football club is money laundering and/or tax dodging, report them to His Majesty's Revenue and Customs

sir porn hub

>>216597326
their throats will do fine

>>216597326
hope you're trolling because that's the worst possible advice

>>216597364
it was an away game but yeah they could well be

go to church tomorrow
you might meet your wife-to-be there

>>216597398
not into black women i'm afraid

>>216597208
Shouldve grabbed a mixed salad and a white onion to slice and fry up in the rendered burger fat - otherwise nice

>>216597372
you tell me

>>216597379

So you went all the way to a rival team's ground without even having a ticket? Think that's on you m8

>>216597055
>>216597212
trvke

digital technology was given to us by demons

>>216597398
only grannys there

>>216597405
yes already had extras in the fridge
also got some of those tenderstem broccoli for sides

And the very latest from Ruby "Bones" Granger??

Todays runt slop
>wholemeals rolls
>salami
>protein yoghurt
>cherries
>apples
>raspberries

>>216597418
these types of matches would never be sold out in a million years and you cant even pay online
its cash at the gate or nowt

Victoria Turner

>>216597443
Lovely stuff. Wish I could cook but I houseshare and I hate sharing a kitchen. If I didnt I'd make salmon soup and some homemade bread

>>216597177
cut. it. off.

>>216597447
playing with her box

>>216597452
good

>>216597367
hope you paid your porn licence

>>216597312
If we're using government force to solve birth rates then I have some suggestions...

going to play some ghost recon breakpoint and have an incest ageplay (mum/son not nonce shit) wank

>>216597169
cut. it. off.

The Right Honourable Fred West

>>216597545
bruh

>>216597545
:/

>>216597545
bizarre

Sir Joseph Fritzl

>>216597486
i remember at uni i'd have to wait till midnight so i could get the kitchen to myself but looking back i should have just learned to socialise and cook alongside other people

>>216597208
>Cider. Pint of.
>Pounder. Quarter of.
>JD. Bottle of.
>Brioche. Bun of.
And then you kept it moving.

Well played.

just realised no one loves me

It's very telling that Americans have bred their domestic cats to be so docile. If I did anything I see in TikTok videos with my British cat, I would end up in A&E.

>>216597610
procure a pet and they will love you

>>216597610
fuck up niggapops

Still laughing at this freak.

Gary Glitter, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland

>28
>Skinnyfat wageslave
>No mates
>No experiences
>No fun/laughter
>No credentials
>No nothing
>Just a man and his toil
My life is unfathomably shit

>>216597398
last time i went the women were all black and married
I tried a catholic one and the women were all polish and married

>>216597670
are you

>>216597604
Dylanesque

5pm
already dark
day pretty much over already

just got a charlie bighams advert on youtube

>>216597312
with our current demographics it would just be giving money to nonwhites to shit out more kids

>>216597709
scream

>>216597670
What's the song?

Feel like people were more creative in the sixties before they banned drugs but I guess people were thinking too much with those

Thread's good tonight. Enjoying it.

>>216597709
never see adverts on youtube me
subscribe to youtube premium you see

west 'am pulling of the great escape

rorke wearing a turtle beach headset recording while recording his mw2 montage with his dazzle

>>216597745
I hope you have a pleasant evening.

>>216597739
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216542088/#q216542472

resting heartbeat is like 95 because i was on the booze last night

Fixed my horribly itchy dead skin covered bollocks by washing them with cold water and a flannel rather than hot water and soap

>>216597746
>paying for youtube

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upPl9mZW_zw
Ok, I'll bite. Why does Leftypol love this shit so much?

>>216597778
you can scrub them with my tongue if you like

ooh big stretch

>>216597813
um x

>>216597743
Baby boomers had the best life in the entire history of civilisation
>war ended
>economy booming
>progressive movement
>drugs, sex, music
>experiment with whatever you want
>careers on easy mode
>settle down before 30
>buy a house with your wife
>have family
>retire early
>die before climate problems and financial crashes
>rest blissfully for rest of eternity

>>216597452

So who were't teams? Can't imagine paying cash at a big premiership side like MIGHTY LEEDS so it musta been someone shit like Huddersfield Town or Wakefield Under 16s

I was off the booze last night so I will be on the booze tonight waheey

>>216597739
Violin Partita No. 3 in E Major, BWV 1006: VI. Bourrée

>>216597832
Literally me. Had a sober evening yesterday and shall be binging tonight.

oppa rorke style

my prediction: next james bond will be in space, a la goldfinger

Will never know familial love. Will never know how it feels to hug a parent that loves you and you them. This world should be grateful I don't stalk the streets at night doing despicable things.

>>216597848
sc

In America we have public land where you can camp indefinitely, shoot guns, hunt and fish
This doesn't exist in the UK

any man in here do skin care?
frequently get blemishes in a triangular area that encompasses my nose and mouth, sometimes they get so red that I'm very conscious and embarrassed of them

>>216597832
>>216597845
same lads get in had a few lagers and got a bottle of wine breathing

>>216597834
Damn Hilary Hahn looked like that?!

i meant moonraker

>>216597585
I forgot about him, weird thing is there was another person who did something really similar to him in Austria or Germany. Those Germans like confining people don't they, even in Spain a German couple kept their children indoors during COVID for four years

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/three-children-rescued-from-home-after-covid-syndrome-parents-kept-them-locked-for-years-in-spain-8319230

>>216597860
Yeah because we're smaller than Oregon with a fifth of your population

>>216597871
get some salicylic acid

>>216597871
you've got rosacea luv x

>>216597860
RFK jr said the rivers are full of poison so you can't catch and eat fish in north america any more

>>216597871
Yes
>0.025% tretinoin daily
>cerave moisturiser after applying tret, and in the morning
>SPF50 every day
Sorted

>>216597881
terrible bond that

>>216597860

I don't think there's anywhere in this country that you're far enough away from people you can safely shoot a gun without the risk of stray shots hitting somebody eventually

It's the same reason many of your towns and cities generally don't let you just shoot shit in your back yard

moonraper

>>216597702
Nother 6 months of this. Enjoy.

>>216597208
>8 pound sterling for 20cl of ack daniels
grim

>>216597978
How much is it in USA?

got the chips on

Any "I have sex with a girlfriend / wife who loves me" man in

>>216598014
nh

having whiteboy sex

why dont they make a bond film about big tits
big tits and arses and big hairy fertile bush

>>216598014
Haha yh totally me mate

Lying curled up in a ball with a single tear threatening to fall off the cusp of my eyelid

Any Epic Rap Battles of History man in

>>216598000
like 14$ for a 75cl bottle

>>216597920
the blemishes look a bit like this actually, but nowhere near as bad as it looks on the nhs website
usually only 3-5 blemishes at a time
>>216597893
>>216597934
cheers lads
will pop into boots tomorrow x

>>216597978
those are off-licence prices
a 750ml bottle is only a few pounds more in a supermarket

>>216598059
Never understood why people put the currency symbol after the number. It's not that hard.

might start calling myself sexypops

>>216598069
jd is usually on sale yeah
personally it’s wild turkey 101 for me a bit more expensive but you need less to get pissed

>>216598014
Used to be me, I wasn't posting here then thoughbeit of course obviously

>>216598105
Alri sexypops

ooofff

>>216597208
wow muck muck muck and shite
great stuff

get the bloody B3313 OST on Rorke

>>216598106
do you drink scotch?

>>216598063
For tretinoin you will need to go to an import pharmacy like alldaychemist - its prescription only, but its the only topical that works. All these glass-skin celebs repping their "vitamin blend" "moisturise locking" creams are grifters and they are ALL on tretinoin, I promise you

got bacon but no bap to put it in

>>216598105
Sexyman when in a formal setting

Just woke up from a lovely dream in which I was buying shares in a post-apocalyptic farming company while people tried to warn me it was a scam. I could see them growing and harvesting food with combine harvesters though and my main profession in this post-apocalypse was hunting raiders so I wasn't worried the guy was going to rip me off. If he tried then I'd just kill them and take my money back with interest. Scamming is like a type of raiding innit.

>>216598059
>plus taxes
he paid small bottle and paki shop premium it's about £18 for 700ml here

>>216598184
makes sense that a post about your sleep makes me want to doze off

Dreamed my father beat the shit out of me whilst I tried to escape through an impossible maze of rooms that each somewhat resembled my childhood home

>>216598160
yeah partial to islay but sometimes get the yamazaki 12 year when it’s cheap, can find a bottle for $60-80 when you’re lucky

>>216598219
I tend to have that effect lol

>>216598148
i'm having a lazy pig out day mate. usually i'd be on the brown rice, tofu, beans and veggies with some yoghurt and berries on the side.

duck
duck
duck
duck
goose!
*runs off into the distance and straight of beachy head*

drinking and getting hungry, only cupboard food me.
tin of beans on nothing...

Day 21 of No Porn
Day 14 of No Fap
honestly feeling pretty damn good lads. mental fog has gone completely.

I go outside every single day, I have to walk my dog or she'll poo on the floor

>>216598247
(.)(.)

29virge showing up to kill the good vibes

>>216598227
what the fuck

>>216598275
>>216598275
>>216598275

use when ready

get this bozo out of here janny

>>216598144
Whomst?

>>216598227
nah fuck that chief!!

>>216598231
how about irish? don't tell me jamessons because it's nothing like most irish whiskeys.

>>216598144
Unfortunate face

>>216598348
chatgpt image generator

>>216598304
love that you're not pressuring to enter the new no one else does that you're so compassionate and considerate x

>>216598396
feels like its less likely to catch the ire of janman x

>>216598365
only had tullamore dew if that counts more of a bourbon/gin/vodka man

>>216597585
>>216597672
kek

>>216597850
what's up with your family