Thread 216601903

Battle of Stirling Bridge (Scottish victory) edition

ive got a pathetic tiny cock

TrossGOD just scored a sc

>>216601903 (OP)
Good thread. Powerful thread.

>>216601920
come on then, let's have a look

leftypol will NOT like the anime elf girl!

>>216601903 (OP)
kinda mental how friendly to the english the scottish are despite all the atrocities they comitted against them

loads of flies in my bathroom again

leftypol wanking to black godz

For me, it's Flodden

>>216598446
https://www.reddit.com/r/RubberSissies/

>>216601950
We had our own fair share

it's time

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762628922288506.webm

scream

>>216601975
you have a vpn or what?

french cinema is overrated

>>216601968
Mental how strong the Scottish army was then. A battle lost due to poor tactical decisions. A Scottish win there would have been seismic.

>>216601976
OV IMMIGRANTS

>>216601983
me tonight
on the whiskey and got a few lines later]
will wake up wanting to kms tomorrow though

>>216601983
rorke

Ian Paisley.
Now there was a politician.

>>216601983
good lad

>>216602010
it is what it is

just witnessed the speed of light vs the speed of sound
my room flashed up for a second
and then two seconds later, BOOM, fireworks

>>216601983
Every time this webm gets posted I get the urge to order an eighth of cocaine, especially when it's accompanied by Better Off Alone

phlil flodden

>>216601950
I didn't commit any atrocities against anyone, why should the Scottish hate me? They bullied the shit out of my aunt and cousins when they had to live in Aberdeen for my uncles offshore work. None of them committed atrocities against the Scottish either as far as I know.

>>216602056
fodenbunnies!

WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

>>216602018
it not fucking right

allah snackbar

this is starmer's britain

>>216602016
my favourite irishman

mad how scotland spent centuries invading england, getting btfo and every so often having a king slaughtered or imprisoned, and somehow turned it all into a 'war of independence' narrative

something very duplicitous about these 'people'

useless piastri
fucking bottled it now that nonce norris is goign to win the championship

>>216602056
England v Scotland, 9 September 1513

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcBs-lL5Txs

interwesting

where’s gorpheus?

um x

>>216601988
yeah but can't use it on the chan without a pass, well worth getting one tbf

>>216602089
We're taking back Northumberland.

remember this

>>216602089
bamburgh is scottish clay

>>216602127
ummy

>>216602128
which one?

sir alex jones

Oh my days leftypol

Me and Candice, strolling down the Bois Boulogne with an independent air. Our arms are linked at the elbow and we're so giddy with enjoyment that we're smiling the whole walk through and on occasion we skip gaily and laugh to ourselves about it. I came to this place a couple years too late I did

TIME TO CLEAN MY HOUSE MORE TOMORROW

just came back from morrisons with a bunch of snacks. this week's going to be looking grim haha

arsenal finally winning the league huh

>>216602217
>8000
You are one seriously fat disgusting slob

bois bologne

they;'re taking the hobbits to isengard

>>216602185
Leftypops big night x

>>216602165
You mean Dame surely

the cocks go back up my arse tonight

my name is anon. and I love the drink
https://youtu.be/W-aP87G2u40?t=233

>>216602249
i'm probably going to be at like 15k after this evening's binge

theyre taking the katys to the gherkin

bologneraise

>>216602271
jesus christ what do you even eat to have 7k in one night

>>216602154
nord has 12 month plans for about £4 a month or £2.89 for 24 months

bought a book about english magic today

>>216602071
what's got mark so upset

>>216601602
I'm fit yeah, but I'm mentally ill haha

can you bhenchods tell your mum to stop watching britain's got talent and strictly?

even though I don't watch tv I'm pissed off hearing about the shenanigans that go on with it

Sir Viktor Reznov
Sir Captain Price

>>216602303
alri mr norrell

>>216602046
get the bags in

>>216602219
All it took was literally every single other team in the league being shit

FUCKING FIREWORKS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

>>216602288
right now i have 4 doughnuts, a packet of maoams, 16 kinder bars, can of pringles, a box of lindt chocolates, and some cookies, plus i got a jar of ice cream in the fridge

calculating that I can spend about £1100 per month on escorts and still have enough money

>>216602333
in reality they'll still find a way to bottle this

Sir Viktor 'Tricky Vik' Reznov

>>216601983
This seems like it would be lots of fun, until you try it and it's the grimmest thing ever
Just sitting there restless, flicking between different media, dead inside, like there's an itch within your soul that you can't scratch
Then you eventually finish the bag and lay down to "rest" and feel like pure fucking shit and your life has gone off the rails
The next day is unimaginably bleak and you genuinely wish you were dead

>>216602353
Fucking hell lad sort it out will you? That's an atrocious amount of goyslop

>>216602354
a gf would be cheaper at this point

scots are fascinating people

>>216602351
Don't set them off up your arse when you're leaning on the wall then

Hoping that Candice is well

>>216602385
me on the left

>>216602353
*jiggles your belly*

>>216602323
Can't be bothered sorting out bitcoin, and tor and all that shit

>>216602380
what for? it's probably the only enjoyment i have left. i literally feel happy right now

well rorke?

>>216602306
government said NEETS needed to volunteer while they weren't in work

>>216602395
Seemed a tormented soul. Hope she's found happiness x

>>216602366
and yet you've done it more than once. You've gone back to it. As have I.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762630224015495.webm

>>216602385
It should be the other way around

>>216602385
need her to pummel my sissy button while my caged clitty dribbles sissy juice

>>216602420
Yeah they just hate you

>>216602420
ew look at those disgusting niggers
I dont like the one on the right, and nowhere in the world is it allowed. everywhere is like on the right

>>216602417
It literally cannot be that good. This is an eating disorder

Need a black girlfriend

>>216602366
this
it's mad how good it feels in the moment even doing fuck all but you can't do it all the time because the comedown is so fucking bad

I lived next to a woman who was alcoholic and she was peng but the alcoholism made her very grim

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_simETVFJuI

>>216602385
Just don't understand it tbqh

>>216602449
my gp thinks so too lol. i have an appointment with an eating disorder clinic but i don't know how they'll help. they can't fix my depression and inceldom

>>216602366
Glad I escaped that vicious cycle

Rorke on the ropes

>>216602420
before immigrnats we were japanese?

>>216602469
How much did she drink?

watching midnight in paris

Would rather live in the fictional city of Rapture in the BioShock games than live in New Delhi

>drink 5 pints on Thursday
>still hungover today

>>216602482
Probably dose you the fuck up on SSRIs mate

anime

the arsewank as it were

>>216602488
because youre a brown paki rat

>>216602491
Brian Brobbey you legend

>>216602514
Is for nonces. Friendly reminder.

>>216602488
irish dispora

>>216602493
Two bottles of gin a night delivered to her door

>>216602508
already on that shite and i think it made my binges worse. went from 5k kcal binges to like 12k

sick of this negative talk. Get the bags in and get after it

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762047867904759.webm

>>216602532
'ckin hell

>>216602502
would rather live in new delhi than some of the shitholes in britain desu

>>216602432
>and yet you've done it more than once. You've gone back to it. As have I.
Truth. I've done ecstasy and cocaine easily 200 times total, and that's novice shit. I'll always go back eventually. Haven't for over a year, but the itch is always there, and it must be scratched.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762630441403438.webm

no fireworks in muswell hill

I'm wanting to know what Oliver Cromwell did 'wrong', because all I know about Cromwell is that he was the dictator during the republican period and then he died and his inept son took over which then led the elite to bring the monarchy back

>>216602537
Get the finger down the throat asap
All jokes aside I reckon they will end up trying different concoctions over and over

>>216602555
What places in the UK do you think are worse than New Delhi?

>>216602432
I've had a solo coke sesh once in my life and that was enough for me to know it was shite and not enjoyable
When you're coked up everything just seems boring, it's actually so grim how different it feels to even just be on /brit/ nothing seems enjoyable you just sit there and can't figure out what you want to do in the moment nothing stimulates you

Arsenal bottling a one horse race

>>216602567
ok thanks

>>216602502
if you ever visit new delhi, which is unlikely, don't go during summer, and winter for that matter

>>216602417
buy ozempic bro then you won't crave that goyslop anymore

>>216602567
Tay?

seeing bassvictim next week
bit scared because im unc and it says no under 30s allowed

umponies

Doing coke solo would be grim as fuck. You need at least one other person to bore to death about stories from ten years ago

>>216602595
slough, ealing, dead places where there are only crackheads, south london where all the feral blacks are.

>>216602420
The image on the right is Irish diaspora's idea of heaven

>>216602626
this image is so 2006-2009 it huts

Mustard and white hanky, left hand pocket

>>216602651
they should kill themselves then

>>216602595
>>216602604
I have been to New Delhi and some of the private compounds are OK. You get a maid, a cook and a chauffeur. Would rather be rich in India than poor in England tbqhwy

>>216602613
thinking about it, i'll bring this up to my gp on my next meeting. maybe if i can't stop goyslopping i'll just stop eating in general

One time I left the work's christmas do early to just finish my gear off at home alone shitposting.

don't regret it

>>216602635
I'm from the borough of Ealing and it has nice places, Ealing the town itself is one of the nicest places in the borough and places like Southall which is one of the worst towns in the area are just cleaner New Delhi

well thats a big black bbc shagging my arse isnt it

He’s about to get Dubai chocolated isn’t he?

we are so back

>>216602699
prefer doing gear by myself anyway

our Waitrose got a new delhi counter and it's great desu

stamina 2* spark on ori cap (going through it again to rem the 1* wit and on the 2* spark literally me horse)
that will do
do to go farm literally me careers finally. but that after I do king halo! brb

>>216602755
When the afters gets weird

>>216602682
the NHS only prescribe it if your bmi is 30 or above
Do you take an ssri? They are known for increasing appetite

og "ideal idol" cap
shes so good horse

>>216602466
>it's mad how good it feels in the moment
doesn't even feel that good tbqh

only see coke as worth it if you're celebrating something and want to just go feral for a night with your mates

we need to become a God fearing nation once again

>>216602780
Erm, is that a new deli counter or a New Delhi counter? I'm not a stickler for typos but I can't actually understand what it is you're trying to say.

>>216602812
yeah but they want to switch it to different one called fluxoetine or something

get the god feared

hungover

>>216602849
ruining the joke

>>216602420
why do irish diaspora want right so much? are they stupid themselves?

>>216602812
closed question, ,WRONG
(I know you arent a doctor :3 but) many meds do that anyway and yours is based off your own personal life/convictions and saying that will lead them to either lie or say something to make you feel better. they could just say "no" here and then go on to think its ONLY SSRIs that do that when their current meds too. you also love SSRIs anon >.< uwu

>>216602864
ktim tomorrow

>>216602869
Welp I've made myself look like a twat.

>>216602895
UM x

mayano top gun potential level 3 now, and shes screaming about something idk
its kind halo time. to go make an S sprint mayano

>>216602902
Taliban vibes

>>216602902
typical huns

i probably have less agency than a medieval serf

>>216602873
what other drug could this nigga be taking to make him eat 7k calories a day besides psychiatric medication, ssri or other, well known for increasing weight gain? it's not aspirin causing it.

>>216602902
average rangers fans

>>216602914
Mr mouse, status report?

>>216602920
kek

It happened again

>>216602812
you can get ozempic on the internet

>>216602930
>not aspirin causing it
lol
also he is fat fuck. also I dont care, but maybe he is "eating his feelings" or whatever else. its a very compex and psycological thing maybe and I have to brb

been at many a sesh with a celtic fan, as have the rest of you

>>216602949
Ok

>>216602971
ktim

>>216602902
this is a classic /brit/ image

>>216602971
Aye we're just as bad

>>216602949
it's the weekend rorke, give it a rest

never driven drunk and never would but at the same time I know for sure I could do it and be fine

the trick is not driving 50mph in 30 zones

>>216602960
yes you can. it's pretty cheap too.
7k calories anon can probably afford it. but he should try coming off psychiatric meds first (massive weight gaining drugs).

We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?

>>216603011
Fucking shouting

where is rorke

>>216603001
tell that to the stabby boat people

>>216602982
pink piggu believing this

>>216603041
I'm here. Why are you bothering me?

>>216603030
I only love white women. Asian women offer no future to the white race. Hapas are a dead-end.

>>216603065
Sc

>>216603030
they're alright but I don't go mental for them like some do

big up your man suelad, got himself a japanese gf, brought her over here and put his /brit/ days behind him. God speed the lad.

>>216603047
they don't know what day it is they lost their caldenders in the channel

>>216602895
hahahahahahaha

its the fodenbunny

>>216603106
it's a dead-end. his ancestors will be wailing seeing him end his racial lineage.

>>216603065
Who is heathermong? mousey?

Free the rapists from jail. Unleash them.

business idea: build a bear but instead of bears it's chairs

>>216603138
His ancestors are dead and irrelevant

>>216603112
why is there no hyphen between all and age? do all brits just have terrible grammar?

if I go to japan and beat up little japanese guys on the subway would that impress japanese ladies to sleep with me? maybe I could swing around from the overhead handles like a monkey

>>216603180
howling

>>216603138
he made it lad, don't get it twisted

>>216603200
are you irish diaspora? why aren't you out there seeking a white woman?

right well the swedish down syndrome spammer is here so expect some scat soon

>>216603180
sc

>>216603174
corrr

went to a trans boy wrestling event
it was a lot of fun!

>>216603235
>>216602982

got 5 likes on a twitter post lads

>>216603156
he's an extremely mentally ill nonce who spams about:
- migrants (the cronem) raping underage girls (katy) in the gherkin
- irish diaspora not being racist
- "timmy" and "pangpang"
- tonsil stones
- AI slop
- asking posters about their penis size
just to name a few of his special interests
he constantly samefags and gets outed when he's banned and his posts are deleted

>>216603272
Where are Mark and Tim? Must be in the kitchen

>>216603272
>cena mate there's lines racked with your name on them in the kitchen

If you are white and had a white girlfriend in your life but end up marrying a non-white woman, you have taken a backward step

I'm not gonna sit here and pretend hapa women aren't the hottest women

>>216603282
you are a homosexual shut-in

>>216603282
Don't forget his 'bad psych' obsession

>>216603235
japanese women have a higher IQ actually

>>216603332
Truth nuclear bomb.

>>216603282
He and the Belgian seem to be in kahoots

>>216603332
they're not. white women are the hottest
hapas look better than full asians due to their white features. they still look monged though
having a white wife and kids is better

>>216603332
It's a peng hapa ting kind of evening

>>216603304
i'm white (portuguese) and my gf is white (tunisian)

>>216603174
bloody nora

>>216603343
Answer my question you unathletic nerd

>>216603362
>>216603400
yeeeeeee

>>216603400
yummy

Olivia Munn

got what i want to say/do during my next visit to the escort planned out in my head

>>216603434
no I am not irish diaspora

>>216603400
posts faces only. all race of women can have fit bodies. that's the easy part.
this girl has a long face and looks racially ambiguous which is bad. brown eyes, bad. not naturally blonde, bad.
that's different from saying she's ugly, she isn't. she's just not better than what the white race has to offer.

>>216603498
get it all written down lad in case she goes off script you can return to the crib sheet in the pocket of your next jeans

>>216603490
My Jamaican mate when I ask what his new girlfriends name is

>>216603490
she had to get her breasts removed pretty sad

would murder a KFC right now
wish there was a pretty woman to take me out to dinner... fufu
>>216603189
maybe those shitty countries should have support systems in place - oh wait, they cant - cause theyre too shit and thirdworld!
the people make up the country
>>216603490
mommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BpVwJqGSUQ

Mouse >.< xx

>>216603499
liking asian women is a pan-white loser guy thing.
irish diaspora men are better known for their love of carribean keishas.

Lads, I'm absolutely addicted to kicking the shit out of France in EU5... Help

>>216603569
UM x

Feel like my ancestor from 1850 would like me to have lots of white kids rather than melting pot kids, and so would I

>>216603551
No way, that's horrible. I hope she's healthy now.

I like my wine room temp

fuckinghamshire >.<

Corrrr

>>216603632
UM x

Ancestor, if you're out there and can hear me. I WANT throngs of white kids. I don't want no melting pot cacas. I'll have white kids, trust me. Never, ever non-white kids! I don't even like non-white women and love white women, so it's easy for me.

>>216603639
Love pork scratchings. Wish I had some, fuck

>>216603639
pork is a dirty meat this is probably the worst thing you can eat breaded and fried in seed oils

>>216603577
what's pan-white?
also why do you spam gross stuff here?

>>216603672
no you won't heathernonce
you're not legally allowed near kids, remember?

anyone remember friday fortnite

any itchy arsehole in?

>>216603700
we all know

>>216603687
trvke. pork is the unhealthilest meat, much worse even than beef.
reckon jews are well aware of this fact.

anyone remember covid-19

>>216603700
Average American house party

>>216602902
Average British house party

mad how good the threads were earlier

how are you meant to DANCE if you dont have a drink in your hand

>>216603744
say someone is dissing your fly girl, you give 'em one of these

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762174900650192.webm

>>216603726
They eat lots of pork in the Mediterranean and east Asia don't they? Places known for their long life spans. Religious texts are not reliable dietary manuals.

The trick when applying minoxidil is to apply it liberally along your hairline and lean your head backwards, and let the liquid flow backwards across your scalp.

>>216603793
shut it baldy

>>216603689
What I mean was white men from all different countries are known for having yellowfever.
Irish diaspora men feel especially attracted to black women on account of their similar iqs and 'spirit' and the Irish brain disease.

>>216603805
*Grabs my thinning hair in my fists and rips out tufts of it and throws them at you* DO I LOOK BALD TO YOU? HUH? HUH?

reminder /brit/ is an lgbt friendly general

>>216603776
Jews have the longest lifespans on average. Look how many holocaust survivors there are left. It's probably a combination of factors (genes, healthier, pork-free diet and a communal interconnected lifestyle).

Don't hate trannies or faggots because I too utilise gender affirming care, just wish they'd not vote for pozz shit like mass migration and all that yknow

>>216603793
Should I see a GP before I take Minoxidil?

>>216603840
trvke

>>216603840
why do progressives always feel the need to speak on behalf of everybody? I don't hate gay people or trans people and I don't want to but holy shit the activists make it so hard not to.

>>216603840
:3

>>216603867
>Jews have the longest lifespans on average
Proof?

>>216603840
LGB friendly
T is not real

>>216603874
Orally? Yes. Topically? No. Almost no side effects. Look into tretinoin also, as it boosts minoxidils effectiveness.

>>216603840
x

just own your baldness

mental how some people are bent

20 past 8
The window for a Tesco whoosh delivery of beers is slowly closing...

>>216603689
he's a mentally-ill gay nonce

look at him replying to you with some bizarre racial phrenology shit and then see him spamming his migrant child rape fantasies the next minute

he wants to be the girl

just had a charlie bighams

>>216603959
wish i had a nice knob end not this 4in pecker

>>216603981
KTIM I did this

scrolling down my twitter for you feed and being racist to all the black people

>>216603959
Are they both male?

making the new should only take about 5 minutes or so

'ki 'za ordered

>>216603987
"Irish brain disease" made me chuckle tho

Got a three day ban a few weeks back for agreeing with a racist post. Got a four day ban for posting my erect cock and my huge bollocks. Interesting, how do they quantify this sort of thing

>>216604036
>>216604036

remember that lad whose bollock was the size of a diet coke can

legit medical emergency

someone wanna post a non-rule-breaking thread that won't be deleted?

oh i never read that psychologist op before. is that where the joke about ontario comes from

>>216602016
He was alright. He kept calling for escalation and to actually make war against the IRA and treat them like an actual foreign invading army. In opposition to the government giving them similar treatment to criminals where evidence had to be gathered, attempts to arrest had to made and soldiers had to wait until they were attacked first instead of simply going in and just killing them like you would do with any other foreign army on your home soil, especially one whose main tactics were terroristic. Which was desperately needed.
However he would rile up Brits to fight back and take action, and then turn around and condemn those same Brits when London came knocking. He also sold out and ended the war, letting the IRA's political wing into a shared government and letting all of the IRA members out of prison. Lending legitimacy to their campaign. All of which he famously repeated over and over again he would never do.
He would've been great if he had actually stuck to his word and done what he promised.

hii

using split screen on my phone to combine /brit/ with tiktok
uncs will seethe