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Anonymous United States No.216606568 [Report] >>216606599 >>216606628 >>216606745 >>216607206 >>216608574
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Anonymous Germany No.216606599 [Report] >>216606610
>>216606568 (OP)
Deck the halls with boughs of shit
Anonymous United States No.216606610 [Report] >>216606677
>>216606599
really dude? grow up
Anonymous United States No.216606616 [Report]
Did you guys listen to the song?
Anonymous Sweden No.216606628 [Report]
>>216606568 (OP)
Burgers fr
Anonymous United States No.216606647 [Report] >>216606708 >>216606724 >>216606769 >>216606911 >>216610115
>looking for classical book recommendations
>find a youtube video of a guy giving a few of his favorites
>half the comments are horny women gushing over how handsome he is
>abruptly reminded that I'm an ugly chud who will never receive this level of praise from a woman
I hate that I always find this shit whenever I'm least expecting it. It's like being jumpscared by suicidal thoughts.
Anonymous Germany No.216606677 [Report]
>>216606610
Your culture, not mine.
Anonymous Canada No.216606708 [Report] >>216606986
>>216606647
majority of guys don't receive that level of recognition, you're not alone.
Anonymous Canada No.216606724 [Report]
>>216606647
Just get buff anon, or learn a new speedrun strat
Anonymous Canada No.216606745 [Report] >>216606816
>>216606568 (OP)
Anonymous Canada No.216606746 [Report] >>216606907
>>216606633
sounds like you don't speak the english language very well, maybe think before you type something and ask yourself "does this make sense to a civilized white person who will be reading it?"
Anonymous United States No.216606766 [Report]
>>216606596
pretty good thread.
Anonymous Canada No.216606769 [Report] >>216606889
>>216606647
There's a video on Instagram of a young homeless guy talking about how his mom kicked him out and the comments were like that
"He should be a model"
Anonymous United States No.216606816 [Report]
>>216606745
Anonymous Canada No.216606841 [Report] >>216606872
Trying to beatbox the game boy horror theme from Luigi's Mansion
Anonymous United States No.216606867 [Report]
I reported the cheating bitch to XB Live for hacking. Now we play the waiting game
Anonymous Germany No.216606872 [Report]
>>216606841
Vocaroo it
Anonymous Canada No.216606889 [Report]
>>216606769
>i CaN fIx HiM!

men do this when they see a blown out girl in her 20s who is still pretty but has 1-2 niglets in tow and drives a beat up Dodge Neon. true that most of these people are a direct product of their circumstances and poor parental guidance, but ultimately they make their own choices and it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. losers tend to stay losers, whereas natural winners will overcome adversity despite roadblocks.

historically, most born losers were just killed before age 20 in some major battle spurred on by their king or queen. since conscription isn't a thing and wars have dwindled there's an over-abundance of losers now. we need another war to thin the herd and clear out these betas, incels, etc.
Anonymous United States No.216606907 [Report] >>216606936
>>216606746
Of course it makes sense jeet. Go look up what relative means and it'll all make sense to you, stupid ass.
Anonymous United States No.216606911 [Report] >>216606986
>>216606647
like the other anon said only a slim minority of men will experience this. your recourse? rape
Anonymous Canada No.216606914 [Report]
I'm watching a let's play and the streamer gave up playing the game and put on a longplay and commentated over that instead
Anonymous United States No.216606924 [Report]
vvvvvvzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhhhhwweeeeerrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Anonymous Canada No.216606936 [Report] >>216606960
>>216606907
>ad hominem from some brownoid ESL

ha, like pottery. retards like you are a diamond dozen.
Anonymous Brazil No.216606956 [Report] >>216607247
BBC (Big Brazilian Cock)
Anonymous United States No.216606960 [Report]
>>216606936
yeah yeah you're just a great ebin trole, akshit
Anonymous United States No.216606973 [Report] >>216606983 >>216607039
do you guys want to play monopoly plus with me?
Anonymous Germany No.216606983 [Report]
>>216606973
No
Anonymous United States No.216606986 [Report] >>216607040 >>216607100
>>216606708
>>216606911
I see these comments on practically every video where it's a good looking man talking about an interesting topic. If it's a video about books or art or something else women like then there's guaranteed to be dozens of horny comments. Women will literally go out of their way to look for attractive men who make videos on stuff like that.
Anonymous Canada No.216607032 [Report]
>>ad hominem from some brownoid ESL

>ha, like pottery. retards like you are a diamond dozen.
Anonymous United States No.216607038 [Report] >>216607139
I'm going to hell when I die
Anonymous Canada No.216607039 [Report] >>216607073
>>216606973
absolutely not. nothing against you personally, but Monopoly is serious business and a game should only be started if all players intend to stick it out to the bitter end. no quitting, no whining, no special circumstances. last time I played real Monopoly it last 6 hours and people were legit mad by the end, I became a slum lord and extorted everyone and called myself Shlomo Shekelstein.
Anonymous United States No.216607040 [Report]
>>216606986
confirmation bias. you may see it often but those guys are still <20% of the population
Anonymous United States No.216607073 [Report] >>216607196
>>216607039
If you can control one side of the board then the game becomes a craps shoot since there's a 25% chance you have to pay rent and if they got hotels on it it could bankrupt you! games normally end in 3 hours anyways, the way I play.
Anonymous Canada No.216607100 [Report]
>>216606986
>Women will literally go out of their way to look for attractive men

Yes. Men will go out of their way to find attractive women too. I don't see how this is any kind of revelation? Maybe find some book reviewers who are ugly as fuck and read the comments to boost your self confidence I guess?

Idk what to tell you man. Ugly people can get laid too, I see it all the time when I go shopping. If you're not going to be incredibly rich and powerful and you're not naturally handsome, find a 5/10 girl and get busy. Gigachads aren't looking for anything less than an 8/10 so you've got plenty to choose from honestly.
Anonymous United States No.216607139 [Report] >>216607365
>>216607038
is it because you laughed at retarded people
Anonymous Canada No.216607196 [Report]
>>216607073
we remove bullshit like Get out of Jail free cards, since that's not a real thing IRL. the strategy of buying up all the cheap land always bears fruit in my experience. everyone thinks Park Place is the auto win but it rarely pays off.

I keep those bitches on Baltic Ave and bleed em.
Anonymous United States No.216607206 [Report] >>216607225 >>216607229 >>216607382 >>216607516
>>216606568 (OP)
>"femboy"
>just a skinny nerd with poor hygiene and long hair
Anonymous United States No.216607225 [Report]
>>216607206
wow anon you're so smart
Anonymous Canada No.216607229 [Report]
>>216607206
you just defined Jason
Anonymous Mexico No.216607247 [Report] >>216607333
>>216606956
Anonymous United States No.216607256 [Report] >>216607330
Went to my local library for another kahoot spelling bee contest. Once again my name was ChimpPimp.
Anonymous United States No.216607259 [Report] >>216607294 >>216607354 >>216607382 >>216607440
About to take a shower before my date tonight
Anonymous United States No.216607294 [Report] >>216607338
>>216607259
what’s his name
Anonymous United States No.216607317 [Report]
Watching lesbians kiss
Anonymous Canada No.216607330 [Report] >>216607401
>>216607256
See any cuties there besides yourself?
Anonymous Brazil No.216607333 [Report]
>>216607247
Damn, even here bro? Obsessed
Anonymous Canada No.216607338 [Report]
>>216607294
they probably don't bother with names when Jason's just going to get bottomed out by some BBC
Anonymous United States No.216607354 [Report] >>216607842
>>216607259
You're pretty good looking, I hope you know that. You look like you could be a country singer. Hit the gym though, your rugged facial aesthetics don't match your body.
Anonymous United States No.216607365 [Report]
>>216607139
I didn't think so. I'm retarded so I think I get a pass on that
Anonymous United States No.216607382 [Report]
>>216607206
>>216607259
Anonymous United States No.216607394 [Report] >>216608190
It's so over for fk
Anonymous United States No.216607401 [Report]
>>216607330
Pretty quiet crowd today
Anonymous Canada No.216607424 [Report] >>216607442
My dad is losing his mind because he lives with his retarded brother and senile father
Anonymous United States No.216607440 [Report]
>>216607259
And where did you find a date?
Anonymous Canada No.216607442 [Report] >>216607460
>>216607424
Is his brother actually retarded? Or just a loser?
Anonymous Canada No.216607460 [Report] >>216607491
>>216607442
Both
Anonymous United States No.216607462 [Report]
>When you're a muh-fuckin stoner...
>You're not supposed to get a boner
Anonymous Canada No.216607491 [Report] >>216607521
>>216607460
Grim. Can't imagine what it's like having a sibling but they're basically just a nothingburger of a human, gotta be seriously conflicting.
Anonymous United States No.216607503 [Report]
'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
Anonymous United States No.216607516 [Report] >>216607549
>>216607206
You just reminded me of something I was thinking about earlier today while I was shaving my balls.
How often to femboys/trannies shave? I've seen enough tranny shit spammed on this board to know that they all have perfectly bare bodies. Balls, asses, legs, torso, everything. I'm assuming they do this because it makes them feel more feminine.
Isn't that insanely time consuming? I hadn't shaved my balls in a couple weeks and it took me like 30 minutes to shave around the shaft, testicles, crotch, etc. And even then there was still a bit of pube stubble, it wasn't perfectly smooth. In a day or two there will be noticeable hair again, so are femboys just shaving themselves bare every single day? How do they have time for that?
Anonymous Canada No.216607521 [Report] >>216607619
>>216607491
Ask my sister
Anonymous United States No.216607549 [Report] >>216607573
>>216607516
fags and women often do laser hair removal
Anonymous United States No.216607573 [Report] >>216607629
>>216607549
There's no way every single femboy is paying for that shit
Anonymous Canada No.216607619 [Report]
>>216607521
Yeah but you're not actually retarded. I mean having a sibling that's legit tardo with down syndrome or something, where they're never going to be a real person but at the same time they're legally a person.

It's kinda why i support abortion, they can diagnose many of those things in the womb and you can just chuck it out and start over.
Anonymous United States No.216607623 [Report] >>216607706
Well I'm a goober
I'm a flooper
I'm a midnight pooper
Anonymous United States No.216607629 [Report]
>>216607573
true but the club whores who are paying got that stuff are on a different level then the freak who gets off to shaving his own legs
Anonymous Canada No.216607677 [Report]
Schlep has a chudface but he's kind of cute
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216607706 [Report]
>>216607623
That's not good
Anonymous Canada No.216607724 [Report]
Being able to filter out girls on dating apps who got the clotshot is one of the few advantages to online dating.
Anonymous United States No.216607842 [Report] >>216608061
>>216607354
Lifting weights is boring though
Anonymous United States No.216607879 [Report]
crazy how I can claim to be a Roman just because im Catholic
Anonymous Canada No.216607882 [Report]
>>216606596
lol this faggot is trying to bump his thread
Anonymous Canada No.216607911 [Report] >>216607933
Going to make some ham and swiss sandwiches for dinner. Got some nice maple vinaigrette dressing to go on them too.
Anonymous Canada No.216607923 [Report]
Keep it 300 like the Romans
Anonymous United States No.216607933 [Report] >>216607999
>>216607911
why would you put vinaigrette on a normal sandwich hope you're not using basic bread eww
Anonymous United States No.216607946 [Report]
I'm Roman Catholic


emphasis on the Roman
Anonymous United States No.216607998 [Report] >>216608048
The hentai manga releases recently have been abysmal.

The otaku era is truly over.
Anonymous Canada No.216607999 [Report]
>>216607933
I've got some nice fresh panini buns, making mini sub sandwiches. Shredded lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo, ham, cheese, and some maple dressing drizzled on it. Probably a 10/10 low effort meal that comes in fairly cheap too.
Anonymous Canada No.216608003 [Report] >>216608741
You got a Roman nose
Anonymous Canada No.216608048 [Report] >>216608288
>>216607998
Pic related is good if you like feet
Anonymous Canada No.216608060 [Report] >>216608131
there are people who used to travel internationally with passports that had no gender/sex listed on them, adding gender to passport IDs is that new.... that being said there's not really any purpose to have it listed on a passport
Anonymous United States No.216608061 [Report] >>216608288 >>216612520
>>216607842
It's rewarding once you start making gains. The trick is getting over the hump of nothing happening to get to that point, which filters a lot of people (either they quit or neuter themselves with steroids)
Anonymous United States No.216608116 [Report]
I left some frozen pizzas in my car & i think a lil bit of the plastic melted into the cheeze, still tastes ok tho
Anonymous Canada No.216608117 [Report]
Shit or die
Anonymous Canada No.216608131 [Report]
>>216608060
mean there are people who did that are still alive
Anonymous United States No.216608143 [Report] >>216608174
erm ganada??
Anonymous Canada No.216608155 [Report]
Cum or die
Anonymous Canada No.216608174 [Report]
>>216608143
At least we are not speaking American o algo
Anonymous United States No.216608182 [Report]
>Ho' won't get my heart, I'm puttin' ya' down, I'm not a simp
g herbo's just like me
Anonymous United States No.216608188 [Report] >>216608282 >>216608299
So sick of white trash
Anonymous United States No.216608190 [Report]
>>216607394
who?
Anonymous Canada No.216608231 [Report] >>216608296
Would you let me grab your butt and pretend it's a woman's
Anonymous United States No.216608252 [Report]
Skate or die
Anonymous United States No.216608282 [Report] >>216608292
>>216608188
If you live around white trash, then you are white trash
hate to break it to you
Anonymous United States No.216608288 [Report] >>216608377
>>216608048
Looks weird.
>>216608061
This is why you should start working out at like 15. The fact that I wasn't forced to do so is a tragedy.
Anonymous United States No.216608292 [Report]
>>216608282
I don’t
Anonymous United States No.216608296 [Report] >>216608334
>>216608231
hand outside my pajamas or inside? :3
Anonymous Canada No.216608299 [Report] >>216608316
>>216608188
same but with black people
Anonymous United States No.216608316 [Report] >>216608327
>>216608299
black people are an extension of white trash
Anonymous United States No.216608327 [Report] >>216608400
>>216608316
that's racist, black people have some agency
Anonymous Canada No.216608334 [Report] >>216608374
>>216608296
Your ass would have to be shaved for me to go inside
Anonymous United States No.216608374 [Report] >>216608493
>>216608334
who doesn't shave their butt, baka
Anonymous United States No.216608377 [Report]
>>216608288
If it makes you feel any better I was dangerously anorexic until I was about 20. I was 6' and under 130lbs at one point. When I started working out I had to spend basically the first two years just getting up to most skinny people's starting weight and strength. I had a pair of adjustable dumbbells that only went up to 25lbs and I legitimately couldn't bench them for a single rep without removing weight first.
I've still got a long way to go, but I'm not 185lbs and can press 135lbs over my head and bench 225 for a few reps.
Anonymous United States No.216608390 [Report]
So sick of middle class suburbanites
Anonymous United States No.216608391 [Report] >>216608455
i had a dream where i was in this museum/storage place where there was mesoamerican type alien statues and other weird stuff, i encountered an old tourist couple there and they told me i was in "sabaneros"
Anonymous Canada No.216608400 [Report]
>>216608327
Yeah, the DEA.
Anonymous Canada No.216608416 [Report] >>216608429
Poo seal?
Anonymous United States No.216608429 [Report]
>>216608416
spinny would have loved this pic...
Anonymous United States No.216608455 [Report]
>>216608391
very mexican dream
Anonymous Canada No.216608493 [Report] >>216608556
>>216608374
Can I suck your balls
Anonymous United States No.216608494 [Report] >>216608521
I can't stop thinking about how we're probably less than 10 years away from real time AI porn generation that you can hook up to a synchronized masturbator device to satisfy virtually any sort of sexual fantasy you have. I don't think I'll be able to resist the temptation to have nonstop sex with literally any anime girl I could imagine.
Anonymous United States No.216608495 [Report]
The West has already conquered genuine poverty. Poor people have apartments, cars and flat screens. But what never goes away is envy, which is just rooted in human beings. UBI, even a really good UBI, will not solve this problem. And AI making everyone idle will magnify it.
Anonymous United States No.216608504 [Report]
laying on my stomach listening to cutesy indie pop and kicking my legs in the air
Anonymous United States No.216608521 [Report] >>216608560
>>216608494
in 10 years the plastics in your balls will have destroyed all your test and you won't care
Anonymous Canada No.216608541 [Report]
Why is your tongue not between my toes
Anonymous United States No.216608556 [Report] >>216608611
>>216608493
what are you, gay or something FAGGOT?!
Anonymous United States No.216608560 [Report]
>>216608521
If this ever happens they'll legalize over the counter testosterone supplements because of the increased demand. We literally already have the solution to this, it's just only prescribed for relatively rare scenarios.
Anonymous United States No.216608574 [Report] >>216608619
>>216606568 (OP)
Gyatdayum she thicc. Is this a real chinese cartoon or from an online guy?
Anonymous Canada No.216608598 [Report]
There are bitter foids ITT right now seething about chuds and misogyny on various other boards. Spinny is among them.
Anonymous United States No.216608599 [Report]
*beats u up*
Anonymous Canada No.216608611 [Report] >>216608812
>>216608556
I want to grab you by the ass cheeks and spread your asshole open with my thumbs
Anonymous United States No.216608619 [Report]
>>216608574
its the $2500 piece of art I purchased from the art gallery a few days ago
Anonymous United States No.216608633 [Report] >>216608877
Anyone here ever have a mysitcal experience?
i consider myself a skeptic and agnostic, but last night i had a strange experience it's almost embarrassing to talk about but it made me reconsider things
Anonymous Canada No.216608741 [Report]
>>216608003
It's roamin all over your face
Anonymous United States No.216608757 [Report]
Abortion
Anonymous United States No.216608812 [Report]
>>216608611
if your hands are cold I don't want them on my butt
Anonymous United States No.216608839 [Report]
Getting ready for my skype date with spinny
Anonymous Canada No.216608843 [Report]
niggas need to just shut the fuck up sometimes iykwim
Anonymous United States No.216608877 [Report] >>216609031
>>216608633
What happened?
Anonymous Canada No.216608899 [Report]
Forgot to pick up a donut on my way home
Anonymous United States No.216608905 [Report] >>216608922
jason probably smells nicer than the majority of /cum/ because he blow dries his hair. that's attention to detail
Anonymous Canada No.216608922 [Report]
>>216608905
he's just trying to dry the cum and grease that's causing it to become matted
Anonymous United States No.216608930 [Report]
Do I drink and skate tonight?
Anonymous Brazil No.216608964 [Report]
>skype
ultra unc
Anonymous Brazil No.216609022 [Report] >>216609095
i love this guy lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY4rBu-9Ljw
Anonymous United States No.216609031 [Report] >>216609209 >>216609230
>>216608877
I was reading the kabbalah and there's this story about 4 rabbis approaching God who is represented by a circle of pure marble pillars. each of them, except one, stare at the face of God and die for different reasons
You are not supposed to say water water upon approaching God . Water like water
anyways i read this one line and suddenly i'm overcome with this electric feeling outside my body and involuntarily while lying down my head starts to move upwards. and this sensation of almost like an electric current from outside entering within me and guiding me to stare upwards at the source from which it came
never experienced any sensation like it in my life, and probably will never tell anyone irl because they'd think I'm crazy
Anonymous United States No.216609034 [Report] >>216609087 >>216609222
Anonymous United States No.216609087 [Report] >>216609105
>>216609034
Nobody eats like that
Anonymous United States No.216609095 [Report]
>>216609022
probably just seething 'black maga' has like 15x the number of subs
Anonymous Canada No.216609103 [Report]
Watching a video documentary on Friday Night Funkin's biggest gooner
Anonymous United States No.216609105 [Report]
>>216609087
that's how I eat my popscicles
Anonymous Canada No.216609119 [Report] >>216609148 >>216609160 >>216609204
>Sukhpreet began custom making your order
Anonymous United States No.216609141 [Report] >>216609151
My cousin gifted me some cerave moisturizer cream
Anonymous United States No.216609148 [Report]
>>216609119
Grim
Anonymous Brazil No.216609151 [Report] >>216609168
>>216609141
does he know you're gay?
Anonymous United States No.216609159 [Report]
>so why DO you jump in front of cars so much??
Anonymous Brazil No.216609160 [Report]
>>216609119
LMFAO
Anonymous United States No.216609168 [Report] >>216609234
>>216609151
it's a she and why would that make me gay
Anonymous United States No.216609170 [Report] >>216609357
ah great mamdani is now making trips to Puerto Rico
can predict his speech without needing to listen to it
commies deserve to be thrown out of helicopters
Anonymous United States No.216609189 [Report] >>216609269
Sukhdeep manmeet
Anonymous Mexico No.216609204 [Report]
>>216609119
jeet ahh
Anonymous United States No.216609209 [Report]
>>216609031
Take your meds
Anonymous United States No.216609222 [Report] >>216609279
>>216609034
rip 'noz
gone but not forgotten
Anonymous United States No.216609230 [Report] >>216609325
>>216609031
What do you mean by "reading the kabbalah"
What was it exactly? There is no one "kabbalah" book
Anonymous Brazil No.216609231 [Report]
nothing wrong with moisturizing your legs to pristine
Anonymous Brazil No.216609234 [Report] >>216609245
>>216609168
you dont gift someone moisturizer cream unless you know he's zesty
Anonymous United States No.216609245 [Report]
>>216609234
nonsense
Anonymous Canada No.216609269 [Report]
>>216609189
kek thank you for remembering my story
Anonymous United States No.216609279 [Report] >>216609337
>>216609222
wat
Anonymous Canada No.216609315 [Report] >>216609355
Jason doesn't actually have a date tonight, does he?
Anonymous Canada No.216609320 [Report]
Literally me
Anonymous United States No.216609322 [Report] >>216609390 >>216609400 >>216609405
I'm worried about the mainstreaming of Nick Fuentes. My normie family members and friends have mentioned him now, and his interviews are getting tens of millions of views.
Anonymous United States No.216609325 [Report] >>216609369
>>216609230
I should've been more specific
the book is "meditation and kabbalah" and contains excerpts from various different texts
Anonymous United States No.216609337 [Report]
>>216609279
she took the ozempic pill and became a ghoul
Anonymous Brazil No.216609345 [Report]
ozempic should be a human right
Anonymous Canada No.216609355 [Report] >>216609385
>>216609315
Jason has delusions that he'll spend hours arguing over. That's about it.

The "date" in question is probably a visit from his parole officer, Jason is a convicted sex offender. It's why he doesn't work, he can't be near children or any places they might frequent.
Anonymous United States No.216609357 [Report]
>>216609170
Commies dont really exist in the u.s they never really touch the free market or do anything real
Anonymous United States No.216609369 [Report] >>216609411 >>216609445
>>216609325
Interdasting
Anyway, become Christian
Anonymous Brazil No.216609375 [Report] >>216609402 >>216609426 >>216609443 >>216609455
realistically how does anyone have sex
Anonymous Canada No.216609377 [Report]
Ozempic got a side of jealousy
Anonymous Canada No.216609385 [Report] >>216609548
>>216609355
If that were true he'd be registered and that would be old news here
To my knowledge he is only a potential sex offender
Anonymous United States No.216609390 [Report]
>>216609322
normies always loved slop stop caring what they do or do not do
in the early 20th century you had slop political phamplets and penny novels
Anonymous Brazil No.216609400 [Report]
>>216609322
bow down to your mexican overlord chud
Anonymous United States No.216609402 [Report] >>216609418
>>216609375
you throw out some good vibes
Anonymous United States No.216609405 [Report]
>>216609322
he was already getting tens of millions of views so who cares
Anonymous Canada No.216609411 [Report]
>>216609369
Looks like Anne Frank
Anonymous United States No.216609418 [Report] >>216609454
>>216609402
So if start handing out weed at parties will I eventually have sex with a pretty girl
Anonymous Brazil No.216609426 [Report]
>>216609375
go to a swing club
Anonymous United States No.216609430 [Report] >>216609470
shoot me
Anonymous Canada No.216609438 [Report]
>Lives in Brazil
>Can't have sex
Anonymous United States No.216609443 [Report]
>>216609375
By inserting your penis into a vagina
Anonymous United States No.216609445 [Report] >>216609486
>>216609369
I don't follow any religion. I do have an interest in various mystic texts from buddhism to the mystic teachings of early christians
There is a lot of overlap I find
Anonymous United States No.216609454 [Report]
>>216609418
she will be pretty but only if you into marine mammals
Anonymous United States No.216609455 [Report]
>>216609375
I just put my penor in her poonany and thrust like a freakin wildman
Anonymous Canada No.216609463 [Report] >>216609481 >>216609496
Got in a huge fight with my girlfriend today and after driving around the city aimlessly for six hours I kind of want to break up with her for being a retarded bitch that doesn't appreciate me enough
Anonymous United States No.216609465 [Report] >>216609491
hey brazilians was vargas good or bad
i used to think he was bad but then i looked a bit closer and he killed a whole bunch of commies so now i might have to reevaluate my opinion
Anonymous United States No.216609470 [Report] >>216609487
>>216609430
*shoots you with the medigun* feel better? :P
Anonymous United States No.216609481 [Report] >>216609518
>>216609463
do it. if she can't appreciate you at your worst she doesn't deserve you at your best.
Anonymous United States No.216609486 [Report] >>216609531 >>216609554
>>216609445
Yes there's a mystic "science" that individuals can participate in, but not having an objective metric by which to judge and interpret them leaves you on an even playing field with schizos who think their shoes are telling them to start fires

The objective metric between subjective mystical experience and objective truth is Jesus and his miracles
Anonymous United States No.216609487 [Report] >>216609515
>>216609470
The Medigun does not shoot
Anonymous Brazil No.216609491 [Report]
>>216609465
my grandma liked him, that's as far as i know
Anonymous United States No.216609496 [Report] >>216609518
>>216609463
>appreciate me enough
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
youre not even worry of licking her foot you useless sack of maple leaves
Anonymous United States No.216609498 [Report]
Im listening to metallica for the first time. Holy shit they are great. I usually listen to rap. But god damn
Anonymous Canada No.216609501 [Report] >>216609551 >>216609562
I'd like to clap cheeks once before I die
Anonymous United States No.216609515 [Report] >>216609524 >>216609532
>>216609487
*shoots him with the crusaders crossbow*
Anonymous Canada No.216609518 [Report] >>216609558
>>216609481
I will sleep on it

>>216609496
Wrong
I have younger women salivating over me constantly
She would not find someone half as good as me if I were to leave
Anonymous United States No.216609524 [Report]
>>216609515
That's more like it
Anonymous United States No.216609531 [Report] >>216609676
>>216609486
I have no interest in folk tales for the masses
Anonymous United States No.216609532 [Report]
>>216609515
he's not your teammate
Anonymous Canada No.216609548 [Report]
>>216609385
He is registered but "Jason" isn't his IRL name, it's his online moniker. If he gave his real named people would be able to check it and report him immediately, since pedos aren't normally allowed to use the internet either. Since he lives with his mom he can say the computer is hers.
Anonymous United States No.216609551 [Report] >>216609585
>>216609501
Women have decided you will not have this experience
Anonymous United States No.216609554 [Report]
>>216609486
>schizos
>jesus and his miracles
Schizo indeed
Anonymous United States No.216609558 [Report] >>216609603
>>216609518
then leave bitch
Anonymous United States No.216609562 [Report]
>>216609501
hire an escort
Anonymous United States No.216609563 [Report]
im a chopped unc slaphead
Anonymous Canada No.216609577 [Report] >>216609597 >>216609599
remember that time Jason posted an airsoft gun and tried to pretend it was a real gun lol
Anonymous United States No.216609582 [Report]
hand over the dende oil brother
Anonymous Canada No.216609585 [Report]
>>216609551
I have decided that I will
Anonymous United States No.216609592 [Report]
>I have younger women salivating over me constantly
Anonymous United States No.216609597 [Report]
>>216609577
you're absolutely obsessed
Anonymous United States No.216609599 [Report]
>>216609577
I feel like I'd remember that desu
Anonymous Canada No.216609603 [Report] >>216609636
>>216609558
It's not that simple
Anonymous Canada No.216609609 [Report] >>216609658
>I have no interest in folk tales for the masses
Anonymous United States No.216609636 [Report] >>216609660
i cant take it seriously when a fucking leaf goes ' women salivating over me constantly' or 'want to clap cheeks'
leafs are such overwhelming indian faggots that i cant take what they say the least bit seriously
>>216609603
it really is faggot
claim one of your 'salivators'
bahahahahaha what an idiot
Anonymous United States No.216609658 [Report] >>216609746 >>216609787
>>216609609
I don't
Organized religion is mostly about the threat of pain for doing socially taboo acts and the promise of future pleasure for being obedient
Real insight is obtained at a higher level beyond that surface level facade which is meant as a distraction for the majority who can't see the real deeper symbolic meanings behind this facade
Anonymous United States No.216609660 [Report] >>216609673 >>216609678
>>216609636
take your meds, freak
Anonymous United States No.216609673 [Report] >>216609690
>>216609660
Fuck some bitches, loser
Anonymous United States No.216609676 [Report] >>216609712
>>216609531
They're written too early after the events happened to be folk tales
Anonymous United States No.216609678 [Report]
>>216609660
spiritual leaf (you)
Anonymous Canada No.216609682 [Report] >>216609720
Can I volunteer for ICE? I don't even need a paycheck, just a badge and a gun. I could be part of the foreign legion and help kick out the mexicans and porta ricans.
Anonymous United States No.216609690 [Report] >>216609747
>>216609673
already fucked your mother, cunt
Anonymous Canada No.216609695 [Report]
I'm white
Anonymous United States No.216609706 [Report]
Rip Torn. Now that's an actor
Anonymous United States No.216609712 [Report] >>216609737
>>216609676
thats not how a folk tale is defined
there are folk tales now about supposed events that happend in our lifetimes
Anonymous United States No.216609720 [Report]
>>216609682
uhh based??

if I was younger I'd work for ICE sounds fun
Anonymous United States No.216609737 [Report] >>216609809
>>216609712
You lost me, I was talking about the new testament as historical basis for interpreting subjective mystical experience with an objective metric
Anonymous Canada No.216609746 [Report]
>>216609658
What do you think of Esoteric Buddhism
Anonymous United States No.216609747 [Report] >>216609776
>>216609690
The only thing you've ever fucked is your hand
Anonymous United States No.216609754 [Report] >>216609796
Anonymous United States No.216609771 [Report] >>216610116
accidently saw my dads dick today
Anonymous United States No.216609774 [Report] >>216609815
Ngl I kind of hate this stock. It looks fine but it feels cheap and the one reason I got it (lightweight with a rifle grip) is sort of to it's detriment. Not only thet but it's a mcmillan style "rifle grip" i.e. a basically a vertical pistol grip optimized for prone shooting
Anonymous United States No.216609776 [Report]
>>216609747
his 'girlfriend' is probably his miku doll kek
Anonymous United States No.216609787 [Report] >>216609839
>>216609658
No wonder you were reading the kabbalah, you are literally talking about people the way Jews talk about goyim
Anonymous United States No.216609796 [Report]
>>216609754
He's so chopped that even face morphs still look like shit
He was literally every bad feature
Anonymous United States No.216609809 [Report] >>216609856 >>216609884
>>216609737
There's nothing objective about the new testament
Anonymous United States No.216609815 [Report] >>216609852
>>216609774
nice bb gun
Anonymous United States No.216609839 [Report]
>>216609787
Many other mystic traditions say similar things that truth is reserved for a small number
Anonymous United States No.216609852 [Report]
>>216609815
It's .308. says so on the barrel shank
Anonymous United States No.216609856 [Report]
>>216609809
You haven't studied it closely enough. If was written extremely closely to the historical events it's referencing especially by ancient standards.
Anonymous United States No.216609861 [Report] >>216609890 >>216609915
why do priests molest children
Anonymous Canada No.216609884 [Report]
>>216609809
Wrong
Anonymous United States No.216609890 [Report] >>216609918
>>216609861
why do teachers and jews?
Anonymous United States No.216609909 [Report] >>216609945
All the money in the world and he still can't find love.
Anonymous United States No.216609910 [Report] >>216609927
no one really cares that i saw my 50 year old fathers penis today?
Anonymous United States No.216609913 [Report]
shapiro demolished megyn kelly in the argument
i mean they arent even in the same intellectual league
Anonymous United States No.216609915 [Report]
>>216609861
Because they're gay infiltrators
Anonymous United States No.216609918 [Report]
>>216609890
Probably for the same reasons
Anonymous United States No.216609927 [Report] >>216609999
>>216609910
did he mog you
Anonymous United States No.216609945 [Report] >>216609976
>>216609909
musk is an idiot i wouldnt love him you expect others to?
Anonymous United States No.216609949 [Report] >>216609987 >>216609989
The notion that you need an objective standard or basis to probe and explore the divine unity beyond words and expression is based in false modernist ideas of objectivity
Anonymous United States No.216609955 [Report]
>religious arguments
Anonymous Mexico No.216609966 [Report] >>216610003
I want to make a thread
I've never made a thread here
I'm just not that kind of person
Anonymous United States No.216609976 [Report]
>>216609945
why would anyone care what a gay man like you would love?
Anonymous United States No.216609986 [Report]
>This is real
>ok, but why?
>=[
Anonymous Canada No.216609987 [Report]
>>216609949
Wrong
Anonymous United States No.216609989 [Report] >>216610043
>>216609949
If you think the idea of objective truth is modernist, you are not nearly as smart as you think you are

Also, "beyond word and expression" is a lazy cop out, it would render the entire experience without meaning

God condescends
Anonymous Canada No.216609995 [Report]
Nate Higgers, Esq.
Anonymous United States No.216609999 [Report]
>>216609927
it looked small and shriveled
Anonymous United States No.216610003 [Report]
>>216609966
brag about how mexis are taking over los angeles and will be mexican territory in decade time
Anonymous United States No.216610005 [Report]
powerbombed my gf through a table after an argument award
Anonymous United States No.216610018 [Report] >>216610024 >>216610058 >>216610061
How do all of you fuckers have girlfriends
Anonymous United States No.216610024 [Report] >>216610051
>>216610018
my love life isnt going so well
Anonymous United States No.216610036 [Report] >>216610056
feel like I dodged a bullet by never getting into sports betting
Anonymous United States No.216610043 [Report] >>216610074
>>216609989
>beyond word and expression" is a lazy cop out, it would render the entire experience without meaning
Yes....now you're starting to understand
You've clearly never experienced it
Anonymous United States No.216610048 [Report]
um, what's the uh, okay so like say you wanted to buy a used car like... how would you do that and can you, like, so I've seen commercials on tv that sometimes they can deliver the car to you... is that legit? I'm just information gathering here
Anonymous United States No.216610051 [Report] >>216610072
>>216610024
I've never had a love life to begin with
Anonymous United States No.216610056 [Report]
>>216610036
any gambling is awful
t. gambling addict
Anonymous United States No.216610058 [Report] >>216610082
>>216610018
Getting a girlfriend isn't difficult. A lot of people's problems stem from making no attempt to pursue one in their youth, which inly compounds as you get older
Anonymous Canada No.216610060 [Report]
I can't fuck for shit
Anonymous United States No.216610061 [Report]
>>216610018
you see men are highly vain creatures and they love to brag/exaggerate to other men
it's 75% lies and probably like 1/4 truth
welcome to world of /men/
Anonymous United States No.216610072 [Report]
>>216610051
I think a love life would be pretty cool
Anonymous Canada No.216610073 [Report]
>muh ineffable mystical experiencerino
Grow up
Anonymous United States No.216610074 [Report] >>216610123
>>216610043
There is nothing to experience, in the way you're (not) describing

First you need to receive the condescended God, which is ultimately demonstrated in Jesus, before you can receive the infinite. Your arrogance is making you want to skip
Anonymous United States No.216610082 [Report]
>>216610058
>Getting a girlfriend isn't difficult
yeah alright chad
Anonymous United States No.216610087 [Report]
you're gonna be seeing double after I'm done pummeling ya
Anonymous Canada No.216610091 [Report] >>216610127
My dad calls brown people brownies
Anonymous United States No.216610107 [Report]
just don't call me late for supper
Anonymous United States No.216610114 [Report] >>216610144
Seeking divine experiences without love is the ultimate throwing the baby out with the bath water
Anonymous France No.216610115 [Report]
>>216606647
>I hate that I always find this shit whenever I'm least expecting it. It's like being jumpscared by suicidal thoughts.
iktf
Anonymous Canada No.216610116 [Report]
>>216609771
Same except I was looking through the bathroom door keyhole
Anonymous United States No.216610118 [Report]
you can call me
anytime
Anonymous United States No.216610123 [Report] >>216610157
>>216610074
The divine mystery is available to all who dare to search for it
your pastors gay little homilies are a simalcrum of the real thing
Anonymous United States No.216610127 [Report]
>>216610091
imagine we lived in a world where we never had to think about the brownies
Anonymous Canada No.216610129 [Report] >>216610148
There's gonna be two hits: me hitting you, and your dick hitting the dirt.
Anonymous United States No.216610144 [Report]
>>216610114
Many mystics were weirdo hermits tho
Anonymous United States No.216610148 [Report] >>216610154
>>216610129
why would my dick hit the dirt?
Anonymous Canada No.216610152 [Report]
Bro had a tingling sensation and think he had a mystical experience lmfao
Anonymous Canada No.216610153 [Report]
SHE DONT REMEMBER SHIT, JUST THE TWO HITS
HER HITTING THE FLOOR AND ME HITTING HER CLIT
Anonymous United States No.216610154 [Report] >>216610173
>>216610148
I'll make sure of it
Anonymous United States No.216610157 [Report] >>216610196 >>216610244
>>216610123
Jesus IS the mystery
You're reducing the experience to nothingness. You're like someone who takes shrooms and has some deep experience of love and connectedness, and then they become an asshole out of it
Anonymous United States No.216610173 [Report] >>216610209
>>216610154
what you want me to have a dirty dick for that's kinda rude...
Anonymous United States No.216610175 [Report] >>216610192
poor people fucking disgust me
Anonymous United States No.216610187 [Report]
im in quite a dilemma though
id like a wife that does chores cooks and grocery store
also have her to present to society
but i dont really want to touch her or deal with her and would rather just play eroge in corner and she shuts up
how i get somebody like that
Anonymous United States No.216610189 [Report]
I don't mind poor people if they aren't brownies
Anonymous United States No.216610191 [Report]
cumbums im back
Anonymous United States No.216610192 [Report]
>>216610175
so you're disgusted by yourself? sad
Anonymous United States No.216610196 [Report] >>216610211 >>216610235
>>216610157
>christian mysteries
read the cloud of unknowing, 14th c mystical text around the unknown of jesus
very interesting
Anonymous Canada No.216610203 [Report]
I can see your vulva through the panties
Anonymous United States No.216610206 [Report]
pecan pie is wonderful. I had 2 (two) large slices. a nice treat for my tummy
Anonymous United States No.216610209 [Report] >>216610254
>>216610173
shut up, dirt dick
Anonymous United States No.216610211 [Report] >>216610235
>>216610196
I have, I own the penguin classics copy with some of pseudo Dionysus writings
Anonymous Canada No.216610217 [Report]
Poverty is a virtue
Anonymous United States No.216610218 [Report]
The noise and lights of modern society the blaring advertisements and screens everywhere are designed to obscure the voice of God who comes from the innermost layer who can only be heard if one quiets and shuts out all these outer false distractions
Anonymous United States No.216610223 [Report]
drinking steel reserve
Anonymous Canada No.216610224 [Report]
Just gave birth out of my ass.
Anonymous United States No.216610235 [Report] >>216610352
>>216610196
>>216610211
>when a nigga watches one video by ken
Anonymous Canada No.216610239 [Report]
>drinking steel
Impossible
Anonymous United States No.216610244 [Report] >>216610267 >>216610301
>>216610157
>reducing the experience to nothingness
Reducing? How can one reduce what is irreducible?
I'm not a guide to anything
Anonymous United States No.216610254 [Report] >>216610272
>>216610209
wow now I have a dirty dick and you're being mean smdh
Anonymous United States No.216610255 [Report] >>216610265
got some steel stuck in my throat help me
Anonymous United States No.216610265 [Report]
>>216610255
I'll put my steel down your throat
Anonymous United States No.216610267 [Report] >>216610304
>>216610244
Because you're reducing it to meaninglessness and treating it like a drug induced high

It's meant to be an experience of God's love, but when you don't value love then how are you to interpret it? Not that you seem to care at all, and I don't think anything I say can make you care
Anonymous United States No.216610272 [Report] >>216610322
>>216610254
*gently brushes the dirt off your penis*
Anonymous United States No.216610274 [Report]
god shut you philosophical pseuds
Anonymous United States No.216610276 [Report]
>>216606596
>>216606596
Anonymous United States No.216610295 [Report]
where's the REAL NEW
Anonymous United States No.216610301 [Report] >>216610330
>>216610244
Also it's not irreducible, or you, a finite being, would die.
It is the irreducible condescending himself to your level. It only seems irreducible by comparison. It could also be Satan deceiving you, which is possible without an objective metric by which to interpret it. If it causes you to insult religious leaders then I wonder which is more likely
Anonymous United States No.216610304 [Report]
>>216610267
I csnt reduce the irreducible source of all creation even if i wanted to.
>you're reducing it to meaninglessness and treating it like a drug induced high
In some ways it is like that. Certainly higher level meditation produces a profound alteration of consciousness
Anonymous United States No.216610322 [Report]
>>216610272
t-thanks bro...
Anonymous United States No.216610330 [Report] >>216610346
>>216610301
You don't understand what I mean
Irreducible means it can't be reduced
You're confusing it with some other word
Anonymous United States No.216610346 [Report] >>216610387
>>216610330
Of course it can, this is an all powerful, omnipotent force, and that ultimate reduction is found in the man God Jesus
Anonymous Canada No.216610352 [Report]
>>216610235
Who?
Anonymous United States No.216610387 [Report] >>216610405 >>216610456
>>216610346
An all powerful infinite being can be reduced by little old me?
Wow you most think I'm very powerful
Anonymous United States No.216610405 [Report] >>216610459
>>216610387
No, it's God reducing himself out of love for his creation and desire to know you

This is assuming you aren't being fooled by a malicious force, using "deep" experiences to make you hateful and arrogant. But you need a metric to determine that
Anonymous United States No.216610456 [Report] >>216610475
>>216610387
Most people like you who refuse to read the primary texts are either porn addicts or homos
Anonymous United States No.216610459 [Report] >>216610479
>>216610405
>you need a metric to determine that
Perhaps you do because you lack discernment
Keep going to mass let your priest tell you what to believe. It sounds like that's best for someone of your intellectual caliber
Anonymous United States No.216610475 [Report]
>>216610456
>who refuse to read the primary texts
I read primary texts all the time
I have not refused anything
Anonymous United States No.216610479 [Report] >>216610505
>>216610459
I use various tools to aid my discernment, including the new testament, probably the most historically viable religious text there is
Anonymous United States No.216610505 [Report] >>216610532
>>216610479
Some people are meant to be followers
Anonymous United States No.216610532 [Report]
>>216610505
Your experiences are worthless if they make you a worse person
Anonymous United States No.216611507 [Report]
quack like a duck
fuck like a truck
Anonymous United States No.216611628 [Report]
life fuckin sucks
Anonymous United States No.216612520 [Report]
>>216608061
You people need to learn to EAT FOOD.