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>>216606596 (OP)
shit too late
was gonna post this

*playfully puts your penis in my mouth*

Just gave birth (out of my asshole).

do not prank me with a good natured blowjob

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Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up

drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up

why is it called a blowjob when it involves sucking not blowing

some day all my dinners will look like this

Think fast!

don't threaten me with a good time

>>216610379
You will never have sex

Have sex with me

>>216610376
Looks bad desu

went to the mall with parentberg today and i hated it as always

I think cuz the dick blows is why it's called that it blows when it cums

Just tried kava
So far ok

>>216610403
Are you female

>>216610376
ugly ass eskimo bitch

>>216610416
But there were so many cute girls there

>>216610389
i'm not the other anon he's the incel one

tfw no ugly eskimo bitch wife that cooks LEAF PLATE for me every night...

>>216610426
She's cute

>>216610432
im an ugly dysgenic freak

>It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.
why ARE foids like this?

>>216610440
Leaves and three servings of carbs with burnt mushrooms yummy
The kitchen is cute though

I really hate when women talk about how attractive they find some other man

nothing wrong with walking the house barely nude

>>216610465
God I wish I could watch

>>216610458
The interior does remind me of some of the yurt setups I've seen in mongolia movies

>>216610451
it's true anybody who studied history knows this
women were the biggest maoists
they literally fell over each other to get to fuck him

Gustave Courbet, The Source (Detail), 1862

>>216610451
they're hardwired to be conformist as a result of their physical vulnerability
for this reason they can also process human characteristics way faster than you, and they remember faces and interpret body language better
problem is this stuff is implicitly learned so most of them cant articulate it for shit beyond the "vibes"

women literally fall over each other to fuck me

>>216610517
sure they do, incel freak

>>216610485
>mongolian movies
Wow are you a kinographer?
Any recommendations?

>>216610451
>>216610489
during the scamdemic the only person that ever bothered me about the mask rules was some annoying fat bitch stewardess all the male stewards knew it was a long flight and didn't bother with the bullshit madeup medical theatre rules but of course dumpy little miss hitler made a big deal out of it

if 50 year mortgages is the best we can do with an administration filled with /our guys/ then this shit is 100% a wrap

>>216610527
yeah check out the cave of the yellow dog

>>216610542
Thank you very much sir

>>216610554
my pleasure, chum

>>216610526
You're an incel too though

>>216610567
wrong

try again lil guy

>>216610534
the biggest determiners of your local housing market sit on your county and state boards idiot
why dont you go to next city hall meeting if you want to change things so much

>>216610534
They can't do shit without nuking the filibuster

>>216610567
I lied you're right I'm an incel

>>216610571
>responded in 19 seconds
Yeah you're definitely not an incel bud

>>216610587
lmao incel seeething here

>>216610574
i go to every city hall meeting and I have my own organization that lobbies for affordable housing

>>216610590
Maybe go have sex with all the women who fancy you instead of refreshing as fast as possible to respond to me

>>216610598
hook me up with a town house or a condo bruh seriously I have to move out

Yeah, I fuck

>>216610603
lmao freak have sex!

>>216610608
I'm not a Chad so I can't have sex

>>216610617
incel CREEP

it's crazy to me there are some people that just have sex every night with their preferred woman of choice like that's just an insane way of life

>incel
>no you
>incel
>nooooo incel
>incel
>nope chud
good conversation guys very deep

/cum/ wars
you hate to see it

>>216610622
Not really a creep I just have a babyface

>>216610458
>The kitchen is cute though
you're cute, in a canadian way

>>216610633
total creep. have sex

>>216610627
AH BUT THE INEFFABLE FEELING OF GOD THAT EXISTS NAY DOESN'T DOES NOT DOES EXIST THAT WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE

>>216610644
I already outlined why it's impossible for me to have sex

>>216610637
You wouldn't say that if you knew what I looked like

before we started dating my gf had sex with 14 men 4 of whom were black
i was a virgin before her

+1 to my fart count

this thread been too negative so far

>>216610652
only honest /cum/mmer

>>216610626
How much would you pay to live such an existence

so that's when you use whom instead of who *takes notes*

>>216610672
pedocel's been spamming that for years, newfag

>>216610651
why, too many pancakes got your acne flared up?

>>216610678
who or what is pedocel

Before dating me, my girlfriend had
>Fucked over 30 men
>Taken BBC
>Been in a threesome
>Done anal
>Fucked on a first date
>Had raw casual sex
>Shot an amateur porn video (no face)
>Had sex with 3 different men in 1 week
>Was still hooking up with 2 FWBs while we were starting to date, before she became my girlfriend
Welcome to modern dating. I cope because I genuinely love this girl and want to save her from degeneracy

>>216610674
10 thousand dollars atleast

>>216610695
>>216610652
bro stop being a porn addict already (we know you don't have a gf)

so the government is paying any of its employees? wtf since when did this happen

*refreshes as fast as possible*
cmon call me incel again so I can own your ass!

>>216610695
you don't feel inadequate?

LMFAO

Replying in less than 20 seconds is sus

>>216610670
plzz don't post ugly trannies in here

>>216610734
what you crying about, manlet freak?

are there newfags that really dont use 4chanx and unironically have to refresh their pages to get new replies

>>216610755
only autistic freaks use 4chanx though

>>216610755
Some of us are phone posting

>>216610754
I'm 6'1 though

>>216610767
>>216610770
>absolute state

just farted blood and cum

>>216610497
>Ye Old Porno Graphae

>>216610785
Indeed

I use 4chanXT and it's still difficult to reply in less than 20 seconds

Dave Portnoy the 125 IQ Ashkenazi genius takes sports bets and eats pizza for a living like generations of Brooklyn and Queens Italians have done for a century. Except when Jews do it they are brilliant entrepreneurs and we're just jealous, while Italians (and irish, and so on) are criminals and go to jail.

thinking about getting a ZA...maybe little caesars

what do you think canadian femboy butts smell like? my guess is they have a basenote of maple, sweat and cinnamon and the dry down is cherry tobacco and caramel

are clubs really dying or is that just clickbait by those mgtow propaganda channels

>>216610770
i'm phoneposting from my sheets rn, might be an early night for me

My friend's gf tried to set me up with her friend, and I turned her down after I found out she had an Onlyfans. Kinda wish I had just sacked up enough to fuck her, but I was a based trad chud at the time and thought she was a dee jen er et..

>>216610811
Zoomers don't go to clubs

>>216610807
canadian semen tastes like maple syrup

I'm not allowed to dance

>>216610806
Don't do that

>>216610806
Shits nasty

>>216610811
apps fulfills the role clubs once did
except they give even more power and choice to women, hence why it's the only option

>>216610819
zoomettes do...

Zoomers don't go to bars either

500 year mortgages

whats wrong with racking up enormous amounts of debt

>>216610840
It's less than before
Everybody knows the only reason you go to clubs is to find a girl to fuck (or a guy if you're a girl), and it's way easier to just swipe on Tinder

>>216610823
You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.

>>216610856
nothing biden will wipe out your loans

>>216610856
Interest payments

za'bro try out a jets pizza I hear those are top tier as far as chain sloppa goes

>>216610834
>>216610825

>>216610879
Whys it censored

>>216610873
suppose I neglect to pay those

>>216610896
Repossession

back in highschool i had a friend who really liked stifler from american pie, and he'd remind me of him all the time

>>216610912
can they repossess anime figurines?

>>216610912
suppose assets aren't stored at the named locations?

nta but it's very, VERY easy to take out tens of thousands in credit and never pay it back.

>>216610924
Yes

>>216610858
ok but you're not taking into account females. females like to dress up and go out with their girlies and have fun.

zoomer males are by and large staying home and trying to fuck the snorlax pokeman or wearing panties and being the uwu "girlfriend"

so there's an excess of women.

>>216610931
Well I was assuming he wasn't talking about straight up fraud

>>216610935
>yes
nevermind then I'll stay solvent I guess

>>216610941
>so there's an excess of women.
that really depends on where in the country you are

>>216610941
I thought the point of clubs was to fuck strangers do women just go there and actually dance like they say they do

i wanna rape you lovingly

>>216610964
yeah they do. women just do shit all the time like that

>>216610977
Can we cuddle?

why do so many people brag bout escorts here
not sure id even take the risk
https://youtu.be/PHTK6Y6GZHk?si=QvvYH8IsoCWlxm5P

>>216610961
Then why did fucking Donald Trump only marry Eastern European women??????????? Did he fuck a white german American girl? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU'RE LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently Tinder prior to like 2015 or so was extremely easy and even average guys had no problem getting sex easily
Of course I was prepubescent at the time and couldn't capitalize on that but still

Apparently Tinder prior to like 2015 or so was extremely easy and even average guys had no problem getting sex easily
Of course I was prepubescent at the time and couldn't capitalize on that but still

>>216610991
Satanic Judaism from Khazarian Kike Jews

>brazilian schizo is not namefagging
grim

>>216610964
they like to grind on like 5 hot guys just to show their friends because it's "fun"

>>216610998
>>216611000
Hmm

>>216610986
only if i get to rape your mouth

>>216610998
>>216611000
interesting

these sheets feel too cold when i'm alone in it

>>216610947
the key to debt is to never go half-measure. you go all in, 100%. debtmaxxxx to the absolute maxxx and then never pay anything back. not even one small bill. just declare bankruptcy and do this over and over again, the legal system will literally shield you to a point where companies are left powerless and have no choice but to accept they're never getting paid.

ignoring debts isn't fraud, it's just bad faith which isn't illegal in most cases.

>>216610980
>women were telling the truth the whole time
Big if true
>>216611009
But what do they do if there's no hot guys there, or guys in general

>>216611029
>But what do they do if there's no hot guys there, or guys in general
where are you with no men?

Apparently Tinder prior to like 2015 or so was extremely easy and even average guys had no problem getting sex easily
Of course I was prepubescent at the time and couldn't capitalize on that but still

>>216611027
does that really work? can you cycle bankrupcties over and over like that/

>>216611029
They post on instagram that they're having fun with their girlies so men like you can seethe at them and complain here fuck a fucking duck motherfucker

>declare bankruptcy over and over again
You have to be at least 18 to use this website

>>216611027
it'll also tank your credit and make it pretty hard to rent an apartment

I'm too scared to have sex

Imagine eating this good

>>216611049
used to be you'd never get credit checked for apartments in the good ol days.

thx boomers

>>216611053
I'll be gentle lmfao

>>216611039
Apparently men don't go to clubs
>>216611043
I'm not seething I'm not even angry

>>216611054
What happened to your date?

>>216610988
what about all those parking lot lizards videos on youtube

>>216611062
it's cause of people like (you)

Candidate blazing to the top in Maine Senate race on an explicit anti-capitalist and anti-Zionist message.

Running a campaign against high finance and Zionist control is practically an anti-Jewish campaign. Expect big spending and Trump meddling to start soon.

>>216611054
if those gibblets were cooked well done and if that milk was chocolate milk I'd be all over that

>jason
>date

>>216611054
nice

>>216611087
IN THE CAR JASON JUST CAN'T WAIT TO PICK HIS MOM ON HIS VERY FIRST DATE

>>216610964
that's part of it but it's still fun to go out, drink and dress up which is the part you're ignoring because you're not female.

you can't get the job if you don't even apply type of thing

I played you the flute and you did not dance

>>216611095
Yeah that's in southern france, they have hot white girls in swimsuits there fuck a fucking duck thank you

girls really do like dressing up we just can't even comprehend that

>>216611121
>girls really do like UNDRESSING we just can't even comprehend that
thank you

are you more of a beavis or a butthead

We used to dress up too.

>>216611121
they could all put on bunny suits and prance around for all i give a fuck
still wouldnt make me think any higher of them

foids forever want to play dress up like they 5 years old

>>216611136
Yeah

we need to bring back boys dressing up

>>216611140
you're the immature one

>>216611140
You, change your mind, like a girl, changes clothes

Reminder that women automatically get like a 2 point boost because all of them wear makeup

>>216611041
yes, just takes time and paperwork. not illegal to be irresponsible with money if people are dumb enough to lend it to you.
>>216611049
not an issue if you live in a van or have a mobile home you can just move somewhere. you won't be living the most typical life but you can literally use hundreds of thousands of dollars in borrowed money if you want to debtmaxxx. use it to buy property and register it in someone else's name, if you can debt-collab that's the ultimate achievement.

>>216611159
so wear makeup yourself and turn the tables on them.

do you love birds?

>>216611147
>we need to bring back ADOLF HITLER

>>216611173
You can't because obvious makeup makes you look gay. The most you can really do is some BB cream

Momma are they gonna break my balls

>>216611159
makeup doesn't work like that

fuck you /cum/ ive wasted too much time here today

>>216611149
wrong

There's no women's equivalent for a suit. We talk about how people used to dress better, but we would look like we're businessmen or attending weddings all the time if we went back to that. But back then women didn't wear pantsuits or dresses. It was something completely different.

If you're looking for a GF look for one that wears very little makeup or wears a lot, not anywhere in between

>>216611198
Got anything else to do?

>>216611207
Will you SHUT UP MAN?????????????????

>>216611169
I may give this a try later on if I burn through my savings

>>216611197
Yes it does

>>216611182
yeah

>>216611219
no

>>216611213
Women don't wear ball gowns when they "dress up" nowadays they just wear a nice offshoulder number from a fancy brand that you can't just wear to the grocery store. That'd be like a guy putting on a nice linen shirt and a vest or something not a full on gay ass suit

This guy actually taking financial advice from Scam Hyde lmfao

just found out amazon has 15 packs of monster for $25
what a steal

>>216611230
uh rude mutch?

There's literally no reason why the average guy shouldn't wear 1 inch shoe lifts
That being said I hope they don't because it only benefits me if nobody else does it

>>216611230
bird rape is surprisingly common

>>216611238
sam hyde is richer than you are.

>>216611255
sam hyde was a trust fund baby
fucking risd dropout lmao

>>216611247
Latrell you gat dang FOOL you've done it again

>>216611235
because nobody wants to go to balls anymore or we'd wear ballgowns, dummy

>>216611254
this is so hot

>>216611235
Nigga said the words "nice offshoulder number" and then called something else gay

1 can of steel reserve is in my tummy

>>216611255
cried like a bitch over zogs greatest warrior award

>>216611230
i'm the one that posted that here
>>216611249
there were eggs so...

>>216611280
that's literally what it is it's not gay to use the proper name for things

Dinner is peas, kidney beans, mashed potatoes, and cabbage stew

>>216611255
Lick his ass clean faggot LOL

>>216611271
I smack your balls

>>216611292
Who cares douche? it's not like it's your video

>>216611308
stay poor + malding lmaooo

i want to have aoc as my president

>>216611334
unfuckable incel freak

>>216611334
>implying

>>216611075
Spinny and I had cybersex over skype

lol

I just wanna sniff a Chinese girls ass

schizopoo currently crashing out

I need to buy a car

>>216611355
Chinese girls don't want you to sniff their ass

>>216611373
too big

>>216611329
I was just stating that as a fact. it shows that I have sway in /cum/ because my stuff gets reposted. post part 2 of that webm

>>216611310
uwu

>>216611369
odd. most people just need a car, never heard of someone needing to buy one tho.

i'd love to see you make a gorilla nest

>I have sway in /cum/
her pussy just completely dried up

>>216611399
whats the distinction

>>216611247
wait why are you buying the femboy monster?

a black femboy??

is such a thing even possible...

>>216611389
you have no sway.reposting shit doesn't give you clout. it's meaningless

>>216611371
There's like a billion of them surely I can find one that would let me

>>216611420
did he delete that cuz it has his name and address visible or something?

sway in the morning

>>216611408
your requirement to fulfill the act of purchasing a car is odd to me. i couldn't care less if i won the car, found it, stole it, had it given to me, or purchased it. the car is what i need.

Did Latrell put another screenshot with his full name AGAIN?

>>216611422
you're wearing my logo by reposting my content. I would post part 2 of that pigeon webm but you insulted me.

>>216611438
shut up schizojeet

>>216611436
YOU AIN'T GOT THA ANSWERS SWAY

YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS

>>216611438
I don't see myself entering a car raffle any time soon though and so far one hasn't materialized for me so way I see it ill just have to buy it

it do be like that, mr stancil!

Latrell is one dumb ass nigga

Is dis guy whitey in da US of A? >>216609217

>>216611485
No

>>216611447
look, i'm sorry. can you post the second part?

Sydneybros we just keep winning

I'm in my early twenties and received my first smart phone at ten. I've been watching femdom/bdsm porn everyday for over ten years with few breaks. I started watching foot jerk off instructions (joi) porn where its just the soles of a girls feet on camera while she berates and mocks you. But alot of the models I followed would also make these brain rewiring videos where they would "force you to be gay" or "turn you gay" They would do the regular joi, but have images of dicks, usually BBC's, pop up so your brain associates the sexual pleasure you're feeling from the feet onto the dicks
After years of watching this porn in secret i think it started to take over my personality. I simp for every girl i see and fantasize about being their slaves, i go out of my way for them and am always kiss their ass
Women in authority love me, and I've loved serving every female boss I've had
Alot of girls like it actually, my coworker who i live with would always come to my room and tell me her problems with the guy she was after, and started using me for sex and come to my door whenever she wanted it
I realized something was wrong when i had erectile dysfunction and had to imagine her being fucked by a BBC just to cum.
I'm thinking something might be terribly wrong with me, I also got into financial domination (findom) where subs send money to hot girls for nothing in exchange. Maybe just to talk to them. I've spent probably 90% of every dollar I've ever made on findom so far, and send money to girls i know in real life sometimes too. see picrel
I like being nice and helping people, but i watch femdom porn almost every second I'm not working or on 4chan. It's taken over my entire life, I'm planning on giving my savings to a dom and living as her house slave.

>>216611508
you're not me

not reading any of that shit

>>216611530
most canadian post of all time

>>216611541
im reading it hold on ill let you know if its good

>>216611521
I've noticed that every woman who's mad about this is not pretty
Same with women who complain about "Eurocentric beauty standards"
Not even hot black women complain about that

>>216611546
update it's not

I want to look like this

>>216611530
good boy

>brian
grim

ate like 5000 calories today

if it wasnt copypasta id say it was worth reading but eh

>>216611578
I ate like 3.5k-4k my diet is not going well so far lol

post hot chicks!

>>216611578
>>216611599
fatasses

>>216611551
black women try their hardest to look like white women so they can be more attractive to white men which is the ultimate GET for a black woman. it's better than being rich, famous, winning the lotto, etc. if a black girl has a white guy she is literally perma-mogging every other black woman around her.

Sydney is either smart enough or has a good enough publicist to know that being an openly woke faggot is a death sentence in 2025. Maybe she has gay womanbrain ideas about diversity, maybe she doesn't, but she knows enough not to share them either way.

its so annoying how girls will talk normal in real life but suddenly talk like a wigger every time they text

one of our canadians made this pic for me

>>216611607
are you saying shes black?

Leafs and bongs think we're obsessed with the military but they have to wear a fake flower for a week or else they're accused of not supporting veterans

>>216611615
you should never let anything a woman does affect you in any way. that’s kinda how i do it

>>216611618
i look like that

>>216611607
the woke shit is a death sentence these days + it NEVER helps further someone's career you'd have to be retarded to indulge it.

>>216611615
sybau

>>216611615
half the girls i've met in their early 20s all talk like internet negroids, it's fucking repulsive. i spent some time this week with a 21 year old girl at work and she wasn't a total retard, it was so refreshing to know not every single young white girl is doomed by the negroid menace and jewish subversion.

>>216611626
Poppies is literally heroin

i have determined i do not have the cilantro tastes soapy gene

Black girls are hot

>>216611642
*heroin is literally poppies

>>216611578
go for a run NOW!!!

girls do be talking like blacks alot its not great

I talked to a beautiful white woman on tinder and she was all like "that's cap bruh"

>>216611607
I think she just knows it's not worth speaking on
Also there's hot black women, some that don't have white features, but again, they don't whine about Eurocentric beauty standards

And if you live in America of course our beauty standards are Eurocentric, our country was founded by British people, who were in fact, Europeans

>>216611607
>>216611637
>https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/sydney-sweeney-says-she-feels-215957472.html
i think she learned her lesson from this incident

wypipo don't have their slang anymore they just steal from ebonics

tex-mex or sex-mex?

white people are kinda evil for enslaving black people

>>216611692
>our country was founded by British people, who were in fact, Europeans

It will soon be illegal to say such things

>>216611702
pemex

>>216611703
not really though

>>216611703
black people invented it

reminder black people enslaved black people

Every race has enslaved other races

It's 8pm
My tummy is full
Gonna tuck into bed and read an isekai

my amazon delivery person was a black girl today I didn't get a good look at her but she seemed good

FACT: If White people were actually "evil" for slavery, then we'd STILL have slaves like every other race does.

kinda drunk

>>216611698

>Date of Publication: Tue, March 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM EDT

That article is from over a year ago, not related to the American Eagle jeans "controversy" in any way.

>>216611733
Not mine

>>216611734
I should do the same

I wish somebody would sexualize me

>>216611707
That won't be the case if Blumpf has any balls

>>216611765
you have to be hot for that to happen

>>216611700
There's still incel slang

>>216611798
No shit

>>216611773
that nigga will be dead in a few years, possibly before he finishes his last term. then it'll be Poojeet Vance passing anti-hate laws to protect jeets and other BIPOCs while siphoning off more of your money to Jizzrael.

okay tomorrow I'm really gonna not eat more than 1800 calories

>>216611753
>>216611753
>>216611753

a hawks left his feathers on my balcony today