Thread 216614691

Peter edition

well rorke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfE1WP2pV00&list=RDNfE1WP2pV00&start_radio=1

ONLY A SHADDER
ONLY A SHADDER
ONLY A SHADDER
AND SHE LOOKS
LIKE YOU

Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do a horrendous brap.

corr

what are dem fings in gremlins called again?

>>216614725
ello

Representatives of the British Museum have also stated that there are already about twenty stones in Egypt that are similar to the Rosetta Stone.

"It's like saying you have three children, so I can kidnap one of them," Hanna huffs.

ancient sex arse

>>216614787
mogwai lad!

wish fit girls would let me shag them

>>216614831
and the most successful one at that

Good morning team. Got toil this morning but fortunately finish at 12:00 pm.

mongolian sex arse

immigrant sex arse

Veozah!!

premier sex arse

pooing into another dimension and leaving it there
not my problem

Should I drive drunk and spend someone else's money to get a burger?

She said it's not now or nevah
Wait ten yeahs we'll be togethah
I sed betta late than nevah
Just don't make me wait fohevah

send them all back

>>216614963
Come back Alistair

Very strange thread this morning

p-p-poo-land

>>216614932
No that's an idiotic idea and you'll 100% agree with me once you've sobered up

>>216614932
Hell yeah that's gonna be a great burger!

one of worst regrets getting into car with a drunk driver

nothing happened but one of them ones when you just look back was very stupid

dui death sex arse

>>216614932
Don’t let anything stand between you and burger

>>216615007
Sorry senpai, you're outvoted

shitman 2: silent arseassin

give us a look at your tits or arse love

>>216615007
I don't know what "sober up" means either

>>216615051
More like shitman poo

>>216615069
It means to become sober. I hope you don't kill anyone.

>>216615083
I live in Florida

>>216615095
Floridians aren't immune to being killed or permanently injured by drunk drivers.

saw 3 arse

>>216615111
I know. It's great

>>216615069
UH SIR
PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE
HANDS
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!

>>216615075
good work agent fartyseven

10-4 be advised we have a possible bogey on our 6 over

>>216615129
*picks nose and sticks it to my arse*
Oh yeah definitely do haha

>>216615129
BUT WHAT IF THEY FIND THE BODY?
BODY? WHAT BODY? HEHEHE
HAHAHHA
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!

>>216615075
or the king poo chicken

one of them pnes when just cant be arsked to wank

seeing dadberg for father’s day today

guatamalen sex arse

monumental sex arse

we may have lost rorke do you copy rorke i repeat do you copy

>>216615215
this was almost as funny as Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas back in the day
I was on the floor laughing in either case

>>216614863
I've given up on sex and now I'm happy just to have fit girls willing to talk to me

>>216615236
now that was a fucking shit game remember having to get 200 akimbo 44 magnum with acog scope kills for this patch

uh dispatch we gotta overturned Chevy at the intersection between 122rd and Poo Boulevard, victim appears to be an overweight virgin clutching a burger. Send the meat wagon

sex with sandy hook survivors

Nothing wrong with a bit of muntin partner

>>216615284
how about sandy cheeks and its that squirrel from spongebob but you can fuck her

>>216615275
uh red rover red rover this is spearhead position tango bravo niner over requesting alpha strike on priority target over

You like muntin, me I like gay porn

trying to stop thinking about the toilfu but it's not easy

>>216615030
This isn't a new thought. It was already written down on page 239 of volume 6 on shelf 5 on wall 1.

>>216615296
roger that Spearhead, weapons free you are clear to engage

>>216615318
roger that, base, we'll give 'em hell!

radicalized sex arse

grafted sex arse

do black people like pakistanies

>>216615384
non whites are all linked to each other magnetically

>>216615384
>me own fookin skinhead mate, a Carribean chicken and rice eater!

i love mccheatin on my wife

i'm ghosting like 6 people at the moment
why can't they just leave me alone

>>216615423
I guess Dr. Phil would be called Dr. Phillip, esq. in Britain, lmao!

Survived the burger run

gold bar flavoured digestives what were they thinking
nothing should be this good

pick one

>>216615489
women tend to position themselves so that the most fertile is at the center of the photo

>>216615489
Second from the left is within my league but probably still a cunt, so second from the left

I'm not suicidal I just can't be arsed with life

passively suicidal arse

>>216615489
The brown lass on the right seems the least slaggy so I would choose her.

>>216615489
i actually don't want to

>>216615489
horrible group of people gimme another

>>216615557
ktim
wouldn't actively kill myself but if i found out someone would push a button at midnight that just makes me instantly die then i probably wouldn't panic

Then he journeyed for a long ways;
She was never in his mind -
Came he home to just a memory,
for the lady she had died!

Take good care of time
To sow your own true seed -
The summer's end will bring your leaving!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FtFRGxY3o

>>216615601
Not that anon but here

>>216615489
midul

just tabbed in to see a mong accuse me of samefagging last thread

*opens the curtains*
COME ON GET UP, BIG DAY TODAY!
*pulls the covers off you to reveal your boner*
GET UP NOW, IT'S... oh... okay, well coffee is... ready
*runs out laughing*

gave a 31 year old their first ever chicken mcnugget on friday and forgot to ask how it was

>>216615489
pick none

Always sus when I meet a white South African. Probably blacks too but they seem to stay there.

pick one (not the bloke in the middle)

>>216615733
how many saffers do you realistically meet in finland of all places

>>216615721
how do you manage to post here so often while being married do you just sit here and post drivel while shes in bed

>>216615734
Just give me the least attractive one

>>216615721
at least it's better than a baguette with ham, mushrooms, cheese and ketchup
you ANIMALS

>>216615675
not that i don't believe you, and i'm not that aussie, but it's very easy to remove a (You) by just unchecking the "You" box from the dropdown menu on your post, so these kinds of screenshots really prove nothing

>>216615721
Is that what the kids are calling it these days

>>216615734
JABBA FLABBA WABBA HUNG HOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAAAA

>>216615734
pick one, faggot

>>216615721
grim thing to introduce to someone

>>216615733
ktim, met one last week and didn't want to ask him questions about it

>>216615744
i either post while at work, or when she's watching telly, she's sleeping now so that part is true.
she is pregnant and sleeping or being sick a lot so that gives me more time on the computer when i'm not at the chemist or doing the shopping or other stuff she can't do anymore.
so yes i just post drivel while she's in bed.

>>216615759
well this thread's gonna be downhill from here so I might as well get up

>>216615755
u wot m8
think that's a 4chanx feature or whatever that extension is called

>A Newham Council staff member allegedly “manipulated” its housing systems to give 35 homes to people not eligible for them, the town hall has revealed.

First Barking now Newham, Britain really isn't prepared for the sheer scale of third world corruption

>>216615752
don't talk shit

>>216615789
it was a nugget on request, popped into a sandwich

>>216615805
i see, well in that case there's still good ol fashioned inspect element

pick none

vapid whores

south africa is weird because it was ruled by brits but also the dutch or something and they have some fucked up language. the small amount of whites from there are weird tarqs like musk or white trash like die antwoord

#SaveTheBoors

>>216615816
idk if you're a pole or the scot but either one of you needs to understand zapiekankas are trash slop
could easily make something equivalent or even better at home just toasting bread and putting sauce on it with some toppings, but you know not an open sandwich since that design is objectively bad

languid day innit
a nap would do you good

absolutely bucketing down out there

>>216615878
thanks for staying in india and not coming here

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>>216615869
you can put cheese on a slice of bread in a pan and that counts as zapiekanka
or just buy a chilled/frozen zapiekanka and heat it up at home. it's still good.
to be fair i haven't had one this year, but they're still tasty.

>>216615648
ar rook same but I guess I pick the grumpy one in the middle

might move to china and change my name to ching chong mcgee

Fucken too many saffers at work
Had to put up with two of them bitching about the rest of the office in their bastard dutch for half the fucking day last week

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

Dreamed I was being hunted to death again.

would love to work with saffers. we would bond through our anecdotally justified racism

>>216615648
Top right

pick one

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>>216615887
cheers la x
india is a shithole but it is my shithole and i love it

zapiecancer more like

>>216615916
my absolute favourite dreams feels so exciting running away and hiding and outmaneuvering and sometimes attacking them, think i was a rat or rodent in a past life

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>>216615489
for me it's nicola
(and the debut album)

>>216615643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj9SgWPTkls&t=8

>>216615921
black pussy CHANGED rorke

>>216615921
SCREAMING

>>216615905
sorry that name is already taken

Been reading some Shelley are you lads doing OK?

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>216615897
id rather eat peanut butter and jelly or a greasy unsanitary kebab way before that if im completely honest with you

for me it will always be are Cheryl

>>216615957
>Shelley
poetry? reading history right now. lvl up faggot

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>216615916
>>216615938
once dreamed the death of the world due to a powerful alien threat beyond our power to stop, i died several times over several dreams
got annoyed when one of them was actually a trailer for a spinoff series of offshoots of society living deep within the earths core in little underground societies surrounded by magma trying to maintain contact with other groups of survivors while being picked off by attacks similar to terminators infiltrating the human bunkers and trying to figure out a way to stop them.

>>216615978
you can do that still. a lot of zapiekanki are served in places that also do kebabs.

south africa is exactly like Birmingham in that it's impossible to say the place name without putting on a silly accent

can't believe frankenstein was written by an 18 year old girl
wonder if she was fit

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216615996
my brain's malfunctioning at how true this is

may have just said Birmingham outloud multiple times to try to disprove that post but it's spot on

>>216615996
and palmerston north

>>216616001
If you've ever read the book, it's plain to the reader that she had an incest fetish. As a matter of fact, a book of hers published posthumously, Mathilda, has incest as its main theme along with suicide.

brummies sound like ghosts to me
like, i imagine if a ghost ever spoke to me it would have a birmingham accent

un

>>216616035
can't say palmerston without doing it in a barney from the simpsons voice so you're right

>>216615985
Pretty sure it's history. It says the king is mad and things like that.

Israeli survivors of Kristallnacht mark 87th anniversary of Nazi riots amid rising antisemitism

Yes, you do need to clean your water bottle. Here's why and how

>>216616023
>>216616034
>>216616035
>>216616044
>>216616046
>>216616047
>>216616051
>>216616062
>>216616076
>/brit/

Hypothetically, if someone were born in Antarctica, would that not make them the sole natural citizen of that country and therefore the only eligible leader and able to simply assume control and start bossing around all those scientists wandering around down there?

up at 06:50 on a Sunday. Im just a different breed of beast

>>216616092
no

>>216616098
its 7:50 mate clocks went forward again innit

Everyone should kill themselves

>>216616092
Yeah but it would be like Sealand do you really want to be the king of that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z32Y-D5kJTg
convinced this freak had a successful sex life solely because of his british accent

>>216616083
what happens in /deutsch/ then?

>>216616111
i got up an hour ago. i'm not the type to get straight onto /brit/

>>216616098
I have to leave for toil in 10 minutes

>>216616127
rather not say

>>216616092
no government or country of antarctica to give out citizenship so realistically it would probably come down to your parents or at the very most, who 'owns' the slice you were born in

>>216616113
more than anything

>>216616113
I'd love to be emperor of Antarctica. Open borders policy plus legalised cannibalism would provide plenty of meat for the people I choose to keep alive

>>216616092
There have been people born on the continent of Antarctica
Antarctica is not a state but a treaty condominium with a patchwork of suspended territorial claims two of which are where those people got born
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villa_Las_Estrellas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanza_Base

>>216616158
Cor thanks for looking that up for me. You could be one of those scientists down there studying penguins or ice or whatever it is or secret nazi ufo bases

DON'T WATCH FOOTBALL BUT NEED ARSENAL TO FUMBLE THE PREMIER LEAGUE AGAIN
SORRY FOR SHOUTING

Met a girl yesterday who is living in a three bed council house in Hammersmith for £600 a month with her sister
Unsure if that £600 was each or between them

The reason? They'd "inherited" the tenancy
Despite the fact this woman was working full time and earning £38,000

So just because her mother was poor she's now entitled to subsidised rent for life, to the tune of £15,000-20,000 a year
It's no wonder corruption is so high, it's a lottery ticket

>>216616134
this better not be you bruder >>216612984

*pops head around the corner*
oi lads, you mind keeping it down in here? cheers x

>>216616188
wtf my mum's poor too, where's my subsidised rent for life?

>>216616195
So this was you just then?

Any lads here doing anything for rememberence today? I've got to go to a poxy parade

Wouldn't be an antarctic researcher now they've cracked down on booze
Too many frozen drunk astronomers you see

>>216616254
might have a little remember. maybe at 11:00 idk

>>216616254
Are you a cadet

>>216616273
alcohol's bad for you mate, do opioids instead

>>216616273
I heard somewhere that Guinness is made by melting down penguins but I can't remember where I heard it.

>>216616205
Maybe she wasn't poor back when you could actually get a council house

>>216616254
it's a day off so i'll probably be doing nothing at all
got to lay a wreath in the ceremony at the town cenotaph back in high school once which was nice.

I remember my family members that fought for the axis, not those that served the interests of the financial elite. Just keep quiet on remembrance, nobody wants to hear it, but I wear my NSDAP badge under my jumper.

>umami
>"ooh mommy"
sounds a bit sexual doesn't it?

irish milf fanny tastes ooh mammy

>>216616312
Hope you get pulled off the street by a modern day nazi hunter and get strapped to the foundations of a gaza strip hospital

zoo wee mama

>>216616345
I respect Israel actually, they embody the old way.

rorke breaking the minutes silence by loudly sobbing

>>216616369
Mental illness

>>216616321
yeah if you like shagging your mum i guess

my man dj pooh actually contributed much of the dialogue in gta san andreas not some crusty white scottish guy

>>216616391
Whatever you say. They are proof that ruthlessness and Machiavellianism are superior.

Some lovely autumnal colours out in Surrey yesterday

>>216616424
Whereabouts are you lad? Epsom Downs here

Wonder how many incest enjoyers there are out there who realise they only get to keep going if they shut their mouths about it

morning lads, bit foggy

wish it would full piss down for like a week flat

>>216616453
strange thing to wonder about

what was the name for those toys that weren't quit as big as action man but not quite as small as micro machines, somewhere in the middle.
they had soldiers, as well as policemen, firemen, paramedics as well as spacemen, they were articulated a bit and had hands that cold hold guns as well as some vehicles like boats and apcs

going full nigger mode on some fried chook

toilet won't flush and I NEED to shit. I am so fucked

>>216616452
That's Leith hill, I was doing a day trip from L*ndon though

>>216616493
go outside and dig yourself a latrine son

>>216616485
Rescue Heroes

>>216616485
There was a few. GI Joe's were the main ones I think.

Do you have a bucket? You can flush a toilet with a bucket of water. Look up how to do it though, there's a knack to it

>>216616485
the corps? IDK I had an action man personally

rorkes more of a vr troopers kind of guy

>>216616485
Mobil figures?

>>216614691 (OP)
nyeheheheh

>>216616536
>Do you have a bucket? You can flush a toilet with a bucket of water. Look up how to do it though, there's a knack to it
Was for >>216616493

>>216616345
vid related, a 'modern day nazi hunter'

did you know the opposite of penetration is vagination?

>>216616464
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762676166560235.webm

>>216616525
they were a bit bigger and the characters were usually more generic. they could bend the shoulders, elbows and knees.

>>216616541
yeah thanks you're right. loved playing with these but the thumbs always broke off and you had to use blutack to keep the guns in their hands

screaming aren't I

This 4chan thread has an average reading level around 3rd to 5th grade (U.S.), based on typical readability metrics like Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level.

Here’s why:

Most posts are very short, often one phrase or meme (“mongolian sex arse,” “send them all back”).

Vocabulary and syntax are simple, with almost no complex sentences.

Spelling and grammar are often nonstandard or intentionally distorted (“fohevah,” “yeahs”), which further reduces linguistic complexity.

The only higher-level portion is the opening quote about the British Museum and Rosetta Stone — that segment alone would score around college reading level (Grade 12–14) — but it’s immediately followed by low-effort banter.


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>>216616584
I'd do do do her funky gibbon if you get my meaning

kyrgyz sex arse

>>216616600
tell them to suck my organic balls

>>216616592
I had this action man and a bunch of WWE wrestlers, many hours of kino were had with it

taking a break from eating chicken to have a wank

>>216616600
didn't read

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>>216616636
Hope you get salmonella of the balls

>>216616466
kek isn't that the Far Cry box art

sucking a coffee

>>216616629
action man toys were great but with the corps guys you could have bigger battles because there were more of them, and vehicles and stuff
of course the only good action men were the ones with the solid hair (that looked a bit pierce brosnan) rather than the weird fuzzy hair
think i had multiple packets of these space ones because so they were good goons due to being faceless
wonder if toys these days have so many guns

taking a break from eating wank to have a chicken

screaming at a photos memory i just had on my iphone
there was loads of photos of my baby nieces and some lovely outdoors shots with the snow and then randomly popped up a picture of a lass stark naked with an erection

taking a break from wanking a chicken

>>216616659
Well spotted

lasses can't get erections

why must they be like this?

Need are Emma to doo doo in my mouth.

>>216616312
>but I wear my NSDAP badge under my jumper.
Lol coward

>>216616711
Genuinely the most depressing tits I think I've ever seen

need to get banned from this site won't be wasting another weekend here

Absolutely fucking dire thread. Hang your heads in shame you fucking freaks.

>>216616681
>a lass stark naked with an erection
haha where did you get that pic?

>>216616782
It's okay. I am here now.

Morning lads.

Day 22 without porn.
Day 15 without masturbating/orgasm.
Day 12 after the escort.

I've tried visualising myself with the same escort this morning and my dick actually stirred a bit. That could be a good sign as the last few days every time I've thought of her, my dick has felt completely limp (most likely because of last time).

please report

They choose child actors to have exaggerated cute childlike features the unfortunate consequence being they grow up to look like mongs

>>216616796
oh no

My ex sent me pictures of her with her niece a few times and her niece was always topless in them but she was like maybe 8 or that, not old enough to have actual tits.
I don't know if I deleted them all because icloud has been saving stuff randomly in places on my pc across multiple phone usage so I hope I don't go to jail.

>>216616802
get a viagra, stop crying, numpty

>>216616796
Ironically would make their figurines more collectable

>>216616802
>Day 22 without porn.
ktim in 2 weeks

>>216616747
you gonna NAZI HUNT him broh? you gonna kick his ass?

>>216616794
the so called Tradwife

How’s your beard coming along?

>>216616802
When you get horny, what do you do to get calm down?

>>216616804
it should be allowed

Who remembers the americlap meme?

>>216616826
Died doing what he loved

>>216616887
reckon he's a bit pissed off that after all that royal cock sucking he did, he never got are Liz to knight him? Had to settle for what's his name

please ban me

morning /brit/ hows it foing

idf raping palestinian prisoner

>>216616904
why couldn't liz do it?

>>216616826
nobody even checked on the poor bastard?

pervert caught

>>216616929
she won't come out of her box for some reason

>>216616864
I haven't got that horny yet. I did a bit yesterday, I think, but I just let the feelings pass. I'm not sure if my dick was just feeling sensitive or what.

I'm someone who has watched porn for years and have never had sex. I am a bit concerned how long it might take for me to become normal.

>>216616864
he spams boring inane shite about his sad life on here

british girl dancing

>>216616904
This is unironically the reason why

>>216616928
KWAB

>Hop in anon-kun
What do??

the american dream

dead sniffly this morning
would love a big sneeze with snot going everywhere to clean me right out

>>216616949
what's she doing in a box?

transphobic autist

>>216616942
the two on the left are definitely tranners but not sure about the other one

>>216616966
im 31 and this is deep

woman in egypt

off to temu anyone want owt?

>>216616966
>no nature
what a dumb shitlib

glow up

>>216616928
but of course they're still the victim and people hate them for no reason, goyim

british classrooms

don't get the rationale behind intentionally squeezing hard while shaking someones hand
i get you want it to be firm but there's no reason to actually squeeze hard unless you have something to prove which is about as bad as having a weak handshake

>>216616986
they're staring at her because she's dressed like a complete tart by rasheed standards like

>>216617007
fucking hell

ktim

>>216616986
Remember when that journalist got graped

>>216616996
triggered snowflake kek

>>216615734
>the bloke in the middle
was hoping there was a femboy there

Me on the left outsmarting the Batman

>>216617030
im just pointing out that this country has fantastic nature

>>216616859
I just think it's hilarious he's playing the big man but hiding what he thinks

>>216617036
why? because your gay?

>>216617043
they already had a very autistic argument about this yesterday
>>216593760

>>216617030
america mogs europe when it comes to nature

>>216617046
>playing the big man
by keeping quiet while honouring members of his family? sounds like you're projecting a bit

>>216617055
nh

>>216616986
Reckon it might have less to do with her being blonde and more to do with her being dressed completely inappropriately for that society

watched the first episode of Afterlife
am i supposed to like Gervais' character?

new

>>216617094
>>216617094
>>216617094

>>216617030
love it when leftoid retards copy conservative memes without knowing what they actually mean

>>216617099
love it when yanks don't understand irony

>>216617095
that’s not allowed

>>216617073
If you're not screaming your beliefs in everyone's faces and burning cars and looting over them, do you even hold those beliefs?

the new
>>216617094
>>216617094
>>216617094

9am fucking hell that crept up on me

someone make a real new

>>216617140
report it nigger

making a 10/10 post in the new knowing it gets deleted and nobody will see it

>>216617109
>i was pretending to be retarded i swear
lol

>>216617112
good point

>>216617170
>>i was pretending to be retarded i swear
>lol
damn even aussies struggle with irony and humour

>noooo it wasn't a joke that didn't happen liar!!!

lmao you niggas dumb

pretend to be retarded most of the time me

Copying our memes again, libtard?

time was if someone posted ponies it would get deleted faster than someone posting cp while making a terrorist threat

>>216617055
my gay what?

>>216617179
>>216617192
>>216617204
give it up leftypol, humour isn't your strong suit

>>216617206
ponies are worse than both of those things so makes sense

>>216617228
germans are also known for their humour

report me niggers

spotted in manchester

>>216617234
>another epic joke

>>216617271
nigger hit that report button and sybau

>>216617278
>>216617278
>>216617278
real new

>>216617282
>>216617282
>>216617282
the new as it were

pajeet so triggered he switched his vpn to three different locations lmao

>>216617283
>>216617284
err... we're all in the pony edition