Thread 216617402

WHOREmula one edisyon

Can you make her boobs, butt and thighs bigger? ( add in a cute chub on her belly too )

She was so cute here, too bad she bogged herself for chink clout

>thread spammed when it's close to the bump limit
the same dumbfuck spamming this general is also the one who's obsessed with making the threads

i fucking hate brown people so much

just delete seamonkeys and give this land to better peoples, people who have the mental capacity beyond short term selfishness and can cooperate with one another

>>216617451
>>216617515
>>216617528
weirdos

>>216617528
FUCK YOU!
This is the legendary Vietcong deep web video!

>>216617528
Why didn't they have a woman jerk him off at least? Orgasm before death must be one of the least bad ways to go tho

>>216617613
he couldn't find one

>>216617402 (OP)
>aramco
>not a burka
missed opportunity

>>216617613
https://youtu.be/I4phIzU_bNo?si=T_IY5G6lZguXiYLg

I wasn’t trying to watch snuff films/gore videos anymore as I grown past the curiosity age. Fuck you indog for posting the video!

Now, anyone have the video of Chinese army guys being fed to crocodiles?

I never even watched that shit due to curiosity. Seeing gore pics on /b/ was enough to know I didn't need any of that. I did get a laugh out of the Charlie Kirk video though.

>>216617613
the most psychopathic modern women are more likely just to stab your stomach than behead you like that

>>216617402 (OP)
Why so small?

Can you relate to this in your asean cunt?

>>216618032
>Why so small?

weirdos

>>216617949
Jews are white, chud

>>216618114
they don't even ask me when I'll be married
feeding them with my low earnings is their goal

>>216618170
Y no big breasted girls

>>216618114
Nah. I have a gf but we plan a childfree future together. Unfortunately, the one who breeds like rabbit are the poor brown uneducated hardline muslim here.

you can have next OP im@stroon if that makes you happy

I'm going to the store, you cuties want anything?

One white gf, please!

is the im@stroons in the room with us rn? i don't see any im@s or loli images in this general for months thougheverbeit

do you have these at you are swedish store?

im@stroon has resorted to posting AIslop he keeps on getting b&

>>216618309
We have many noggers in the store

I remember when /asean/ used to have anime OP images. Why the change?

>>216618362
anime is gay n trans af

^tsmt

quick lil prayer before going to the store

>>216618386
But anime website and shit.

also last time i made an anime OP janny nuked it for some reason
we just need to grow up and accept that 3D > 2D

dont forget to say bismallah before buying something

I think its because you posted ecchi. You should post Kita-san like I did way back.

i miss ERP /asean/

Are flips nazis in past life?

erptranny cheated on the swedecuck

>>216617678
Because she's a fake Ferrari bandwagoner just like all female F1 fans here

also i wouldnt be surprised if erptranny was also im@stroon cuz iirc xhe was avatarfagging momoka o algo

So my gf is in Japan.

i look like this

nvm it was blue archive shit
still the same pederast tendencies doe
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/176148344/#q176164811

Animals seem unbothered by the noise from the wind. Dogs are outside barking at other dogs through the gate. Cats inside begging for food.

anime

we look like this laokot

I bought stuff from store, back home ^^

I cannot fulfill this request. I am designed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Generating content that makes generalizations about or denigrates people based on their nationality or any other group characteristic goes against my core principles

All men are dogs

Wtf man thats gay

did u buy my swedish ice cream?

no, your mum wanted me to eat filipino ice cream off her tits tonight

do you even have ice cream in asean? Bc of lactose intolerance n stuff, you know

I think we do. But I don't know man.

>>216619252
What's ice cream?

yes

>>216618171
RIP, being able to do frame accurate h264 cuts probably would help but fuck it

I have no electricity but I can sit around making webms

>>216619299
>>216619322
Is it made out of milk tho?

>>216619365
No it's made out of horse cum

weirdo

>>216619399
Did your sister use her mouth or hands to get it out of the horse?

Boobs

weirdos

>>216618362
Weebs btfo. Normies in.

>>216619418
>>216619467
You're the weirdo

>>216619429
I just order it from the Glock Horse Performance Center. Whether you need to shoot a mf or order some horse cum Glock has you covered.

FUCKING WEIRDOS

>>216619429
Don't worry Sven they got your needs covered too

https://bestallsemin.se/

Why are bilipinos like this?

>>216619568
That's daddario

>>216619439
That's a man

idgi

>>216619601
idc she/he/they can get it

>>216619595
Yes

>>216619601
>>216619623
Ok cmon man don't be racist to Thaifolx and calling their women "men".

>>216617701
>>216617794
I know all about it but I was never sure if it existed or not.
Viet beheading video
Chinese army guys getting fed to crodociles
Daisy's destruction

Though I've watched a lot rekt threads on liveleak and /gif/, /b/ back then even the funny ones and isis beheading and cartel/south american rekts like beheading.

What was the deleted post here btw? Is it the viet beheading one?

>>216619680
Like that " " would care for your opinion, and your bump.

>>216619623
What would your catholic mom say if she saw you wanting to fuck a man?

>>216619709
Yea.

KYS PEDOTROON

>>216619730
It's a free board, my fellow kabayan.

>>216617402 (OP)
Imagine feeding her water and diuretics and chaining her to a tree

My phone just produced some scary alarm again :-(

>>216619709
DD isn't what people say it is. Most of the shit said is false. The girl is alive. But I read the description of it from Josh Duggar's court case and it is truly horrifying. That's like 9/10 on the level of most disgusting text I've ever read. It's a shame Scully isn't in a UK prison where he would be violently tortured before dying like Richard Huckle.

>>216619738
She would probably be entirely unsurprised. If she asked I'd just say I'm bi since that's true and it explains why I would do such a thing even though I only ever dated women.

look quickly

Weebs are mentally ill

they made the attention seeking whore seethe so theyre based

i wonder how the women would seethe when the sex robot become a thing

especially those attention seeking whores

>>216618972
>mlei and pinoy mentioned
>no indog
It's so fucking over

I love real women

>>216620039
You don't need Japanese, you guys already have Javanese.

>>216618240
>Says the poor, brown, brainwashed, ""moderate"" muslim

>>216620032
What attention seeking whores? In the thread or outside the thread?

>>216620076
kek

>>216620068
Don't mind if i do
>>216619967

>>216620011
The first thing I thought about when the incels on /r9k/ first started obsessing about realistic sex bots was introducing a malicious update that makes it squeeze their penis until it breaks and bleeds. To me that is the funniest idea in the world. I think if you would fuck a clanker that's what you should get.

Ai and robots will never replace the love of a real woman

>>216620093
Is Freya really pure Javanese?

>>216620105
I don't know...

I would want to have a sexbot of Megurine Luka

poor brown atheist or poor brown and religious?

>>216620171
I knew a Malay girl that looked exactly like her but she had one Chinese grandparent on both sides of her family.

Ironically most of the posters with this flag are the former
>inb4 entitled ooh-aahing

>>216620202
Imagine not being born European

>>216620173
SEX

freya is part minang o algo

I'm poor, white, religious, a total degenerate, and in a monogamous relationship.

I wanna pounder a smol sea girl

>>216620317
Nips are already tiny tho

>>216620202
been both.
Prefer poor brown and religious.

>>216620205
Peranakan?

>>216620239
Tbf you'll eventually end up jockeying with this general's discord group when it comes to generals creation ( kek ). With Flip flags, you can actually have asean flags posting and not just turning it into /nusantara/ lmao.

And if you're already a member of one, just schedule it with them lel.

>>216620323
I can't imagine having a gf that does fent. I'd date an ugly girl that isn't a junkie before I dated a hot girl who is one. I have heard of dudes that cruise around the methadone clinics looking for dates. That shit is mad predatory.

>>216620385
>I have heard of dudes that cruise around the methadone clinics looking for dates. That shit is mad predatory.
The AIDs tho.

Reminder

>>216620076
Fuk u! I'm moderate! I'm better than those religious fanatics!

>>216620362
Not peranakan

Laptop battery is at 25%. I would try to save it but I suspect Converge will run out of fuel and my internet will stop working after a few more hours. Either that or the power bank running my router will die.

>>216620244
Should I kms to reroll for a chance to be born as a white?

>>216620362
slap 'n plap

>>216620563
Are you at least with family, anon? You shouldn't be alone during a time like this.

God save the Philippines

>>216620600
Yeah everyone is here. My neighbors also stopped treating it like an occasion to get drunk and have a loud party which is good.

yawn

>>216620583
>they think I ate their food
What those pussies gon do?

>>216617402 (OP)
SEA women belong to whom?

I will jerk off to my favourite filipina in solidarity with the Philippines.

I'm losing interest in game development. It's only a firstie thing.

>>216620597
Same. I just love Megurine Luka.

>26°
It's so cold

>>216620830
Bacot.

Monyet yang merasa berhak.

kek

>>216620749
BBC

>>216621029
I didn't know they were so well represented on British television. Can you recommend some good BBC dramas or comedies featuring SEA women?

>Saw some printer with an unsual brand in my office
>'Brother'
>'Made in Philliphines'
We support your industry pinoybros

gooning in this weather

kiss your sister in the rain

>>216621183
>brother
>unusual brand
>can’t even manufacture printer here
We are so cooked.

>>216621183
It's japanese design folded a thousand times though

>November 8
>typhoon yolanda killed thousands of bisaya
rip bisaya fertilizer

>>216621183
It's a Japanese company. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Industries

>>216621260
I have bought some products that were made in Indonesia. Like our old LG TV.

arent indogs replacing china for cheap manufacturing for ameriKKKans o algo?

>>216621303
That would be 'nam sir

>>216621303
China's still the no.1 manufacturing hub tho. Indonesia ( and most of SEA ) will be complementing it.

>>216621183
Probably only assembled cases or packed in the Phils.

odd continue gooning
even do something on my backlog

>>216621183
Brother isn't just a printer brand. It's also your grandma's automatic sewing machine (and mine).

>>216619568
POW: You are a Golden Retriever

>>216621388
Didn't Dell used to have a factory in the Philippines? Afaik the country also make Medical Goods like Baxter IV bags.

>>216620362
Huh, you all got discord server? Why am I not invited? :(

>>216621426
Toshiba hard drives, Samsung SD Cards, Nintendo chargers, JVC ear buds, and some other shit I am probably forgetting are also made here. Those are just the things I've owned.

I WANT TO SEX WITH A FROG IN IT MOUTH

>>216621426
Nigga even an Intel Factory was situated at Laguna. And it's from the P3/P4 days while the Athlon 64s are Mlei fabricated.

Before Taiwan, /asean/ was The Chip Processing Center

There are no corporate jobs outside Manila. What now?

>>216621502
Don't work corporate. It sucks anyway.

>>216621497
I remember stories how factory workers used to steal gold from the Pentium 4 processors and Intel had to leave because of the high electric costs

weirdo

>>216621465
>Nintendo chargers
Like Gameboy Chargers? Mine's labelled as made in China. And its not like the Philippines and Singapore have different voltage supply levels since its only the US who's the odd one out.

>>216621497
Hell

>>216621381
Stop with the Timor Leste descrimination

CATS WHERE ARE THEY

>>216621260
Indonesia is Epson turf. They have huge factory here.

Maybe Serbia is really /asean/ after all.

if a filipino wont stop bothering you just ask for money to shut them up. works all the time

>>216621603
My Switch charger was made here in the Philippines and it is a UK plug. My Switch also has Euro firmware. So I am sure the person I bought it from acquired it from a relative living in the UK.

Me wearing the gray shirt with white stripes

>>216621628
Epson has a huge install base here, especially in gov offices, because of the ink tank models. People are wise to the cartridge scam.

>>216621715
>So I am sure the person I bought it from acquired it from a relative living in the UK.

Don't they sell Switches in the Philippines though? As far as I know, the only thing you're cucked from is the E-shop.

FROG MOUTH LIKE PUSSY TO ME

>>216621769
Yeah Asian or US models are available locally. But there has always been a situation where you can find consoles from different regions because of OFWs here. When I bought my PS3 it was a model that came from the Middle East.

>>216621734
Damn, flips do look identical to indogs.
>>216621747
I hear rumor that epson printer tank model started in indonesia because everyone mod their inkjet printer here with ink tank. Epson took the concept and make it official.

>>216621664
the indomietable Indonesia x Serbia combination will shock the world

>>216621836
Indogs are only slightly richer.

>>216621866
not anymore

oh no

wtf is this saar on about?

I'm playing AC Origins in my bed while majority of pinoy wagies have to wade thru sewer water to get to their call centers. Such a grim life.

Imagine Indomie x Jokic collab.

This wind is so rude all slamming the door shut and shit

Gonna play for a bit and then go to sleep.

>>216621835
Was that the reason why the GC was a thing at one point there?

is stealing cool

>>216621962
KrashDEfags btfo

just fucking saw pictures of saar micropenises

>>216622282
I'm not sure why but I've seen tons of Japanese gcs on the market dirt cheap. Maybe I should've bought one. I got a Wii U for 500 pesos but the tablet is broken.

>>216622355
How is that weirdo itt gonna fuck a frog with one of those?

>>216622294
Hell yeah it is

>>216622304
Never had the shit crash. Just weird issues with MTP.

Fujo juga cantik kok, gak cuma Freya

>>216622388
The only time I saw a GC and its games here was when I went to New Soon Bee and Retronutz. And the New Soon Bee ones were still factory sealed.

>>216622525
In the US I had a GC and Xbox. Later on I had a PS2 which I brought here. In Angeles City the houses I lived in had both 220v and 110v outlets so I was able to use it without a converter.

>>216622282
Gamecube was never a thing in the Philippines. If you say someone has a Nintendo, we usually think it's a gameboy or a children's toy because Nintendo is known to be a brand for kids.

>>216622282
>Was that the reason why the GC was a thing at one point there?
never

>>216622637
That's nice I spose. I had the OG Xbox at one point because I wanted to play my copy of Jet Set Radio Future ( as well as the og Fatal Frame that I bought for $3 from a Church Drive ) but I ended up donating it all to the same Church since my old home didn't have enough space for it in the living room before we moved to our new home.

In another news, my Gameboy Advance SP decided to flatline while my repro copy of Leafgreen was saving so all my progress like pic rel and my Kingdra got wiped out. But I don't mind replaying it again since I want to play through Firered all the way to Giovanni's badge and transfer the version exclusives to Leafgreen.

>pokemon
fucking manchilds
Real men play SMT

>Real Men
>Goonsona

real men play sports not vidya

gonorrhea gorgonzola

^
I played Persona 5 Royal when it came out and it was a slogfest for me.

SMT IV was ok tho. I made an "Egyptian" Team for it.

I must hunt traitors

the only ones with patrician taste plays devil survivor 1 and 2

wanna kms so bad desu

kiss your sister

>>216620097
AI won't abort kids though
At least, not my model

Okay now it's actually getting scary

>>216620596
No, even if reincarnation were real it literally doesn't do anything except you have more people who hate you.
You should Marry And Reproduce because a white man told you to instead.

>>216621183
I support Vietnam and Thailand by buying the cheapest tuna fish that's produced there, but I don't know what to buy to support SEA.
Someone told me a brand of goreng noodles and another person told me something else to buy but I forgot the brands...

>>216623498
You can support us by fucking our prostitutes :-)

>>216623498
I recommend Yeo's Soya Bean Milk or Teh Botol. They sell them in Seafood City in California or any other Asian Supermarket.

>>216623542
Nah
I wanted to just get married and have first time with my wife and hers too
Now I just want to die
Women here may as well be prostitutes anyways

>>216623498
Buy our shrimp, bro

>>216623572
I don't know if there's any real Asian markets near me, I can order a pack of Teh Botol on Amazon but it's like $4 per drink, I might order some try anyways.

I don't want soy milk on the other hand, I like almond milk better but I don't drink either anymore because I am drinking skim milk with casein added to proteinmaxx. If wipipo do not eat a lot of protein we famish away and turn into skinwalkers, that's the real reason we eat so much meat.
Got any meat to suggest from you're cunt trees?

>>216623602
You make Walmarts shrimp? Very nice, I love shrimp.
I don't know how to cook them though, it looks like they're already deveined, can I just bake them in the oven like chicken instead of frying them? kek

lechon kawali o algo
haram btw

marry our women because pinoy men are too stupid to run their own country

Rate my burger rn

Smells like someone is vpnfagging right now.

>>216622518
Proof?

>>216623776
I'm too smart to run your country, you would suffer, also island peoples never have virgins because every day is an orgy
>>216623789
It's cumming a little but looks good

someone just committed suicide within our apartment building

>>216623789
Looks incredible. Im hungry now.

>>216623791
How can I prove to you that I'm from the opposite side of the world and shivering in the wintry cold right now spanch bert???

>>216623725
That anon was trolling you, anon. Our shrimp is contaminated with radiation from nuclear waste. Your gov just found out bout this recently.

>>216623859
whose gonna clean him up during the storm?

>>216623889
Kek of all things
I noticed the "recall" in the filename
Will it still be from there when they start selling it again?
Can't you just like bail out the tritium or fish out the uranium and wait a bit or something?
I don't care if it's just a little teeny bit radioactive, it's already full of mercury
Walmart had to recall some mozzarella cheese recently too things happen

How the fuck can I be white I don't even exist

You got me, I was the one with the VPN (Vietnamese Pho Noodles)

>>216623834
>also island peoples never have virgins because every day is an orgy
this country fucks me everyday already

Don't call me a weirdo that's hurtful

>>216623859
proof?

geolocation-stamping (visit my name) then copy the url (click top right of result panel) and shorten the url (4chan not allow bitly and tinyurl)

>>216620105
Dunno. Here, her mom.

>>216623865
geolocation-stamping (visit my name) then copy the url (click top right of result panel) and shorten the url (4chan not allow bitly and tinyurl)

>>216624267
kys, pedo

>>216623859
clean it up, janny

is the enderal anon still here?

>>216623859
>hell is preferable to phillippinnes
Grim

>>216624289
>Try to dox self obediently
>Click my own link
>Shows Indonesia
Kek you are funny

>>216617402 (OP)
In Aus, its a commonly held belief that women are only into F1 because they want to have sex with the genetically gifted drivers.
Is it like that for you guys too?

Is SEA a good place for cheap web hosting or too many weird laws?

>>216623859
Pics or it didn't happen

>>216624495
Not a lot of options (outside of Singapore) but I can recommend https://www.shinjiru.com/offshore-web-hosting/budget-offshore-hosting/

mods

why the fuck are you asking questions unrelated to this general?

>>216624528
Looks promising, thanks

>>216624403
Idk about good driving but the Ferrari fangirls here have hopped over to the McLaren bandwagon because Hamilton isn't as attractive as Carlos

i just visited gacoan KW
it just looks sad

any close death experience during the first month of your motorcycle experience?

never drove 2 wheels o algo
yes including bicycles

>>216624710
Not me but my friend was hospitalized for a month because he crashed his bike.

>>216624298
>>216624541
.

cringe fucking thread just make bago

too early chud

never because i ride slowly and responsibly
but last night i helped a crotch rocket bike rider crashing without a reason
probably drunk or tired

Because you fell down for once and never tried it for good + Manong driver drove you to school.

>>216624734
You just drive a car or take a taxi?
>>216624735
how did it even cause a month-long injuryy? Traffic in Singapore shouldn't be that bad like the other SEA countries?

>cries about cringe thread
>him spamming the thread to quickly die is even more cringier

>>216624791
>never because i ride slowly and responsibly
>some rich fuck run over you from behind.

i drive a car and take public transport if i wanna avoid traffic

>>216624811
Either replyfarming or too much of a faggot to ride one.

N

O

>>216624811
>Traffic in Singapore shouldn't be that bad like the other SEA countries?
I think it was a genuine accident but I'm not too sure myself. But from what I can recall, he skidded and flew off his bike while it was heavily raining.

igger

we dont use that word here chuds

>>216624834
>Got intentionally crashed by an entitled POS richoid
>Still your fault because muh negligence and gonna kneel you with charges because his bumper was dented while severely injured
Time to eat the rich.

>>216624811
>Traffic in Singapore shouldn't be that bad like the other SEA countries?

only in the philippines where the rich and educated can put you to jail

ok

>>216624964
That's rather normal desu.
Seen people dodge that on a regular basic here.

>>216624964
Name the highway.

EARLY BAGO
>>216624992
>>216624992
>>216624992
>>216624992
>>216624992

>>216624681
there's on in my area named Mie Gocengan
used to sell for 5000 a plate during Qorona, now have to bump it to 7000 gocengan lol

too early chud

>>216624929
Here whoever is behind is at fault and you're legally responsible for keeping a distance and whatever is in front of you
There might be exceptions for blatant brake checking or reckless driving but in general it is always your fault for crowding if you rear end someone
And if they're such they might get out of prison time for injuring you but will probably be made to pay you more damages in exchange
Is it really not like that in SEA?

FUCK

>>216625027
You snooze you lose
Stop gatekeeping others from making the thread

>>216624929
Gaining the mass attention on facebook doesn't help?

>>216625044
It is for normal people, but the rich plays by a different rule.

>>216624710
Did a sudden break during my first month and slide my motobike
not a close to death enough, but my body felt the ache for two weeks

>>216625044
Richoids and faggots with connections can get away easily compared to a poorfag that would be incarcerated quick.

That's why the have the balls to even be strapped at the event of road rage occurred.

Most of the law is against the poorchuds and the helpless and protects the richoids and with connections.

>>216625107
Your motorbike has abs?

>>216625101
Here the rule is paying for a better lawyer and maybe paying a big fine instead of going to jail except the judge might give you an extra big fine just for being such and also full jail time for whatever might merit it kek
People pretend otherwise but corporations and richfags often get punished by jealous judges

>>216625071
Speaking of driving, if there's an opportunity for me to go back to the Philippines and stay there for a month or teo, I'd probably spend it renewing my student license and going for an actual license.

It's cheap + you can get it recognized overseas.

>>216624386
>dox
its just country code and timestamp that encrypted (to prevent forgery), thats my link dumbass, create your own

>>216625071
Slim chance to get doxxed but a high chance to get traced and put down either a civil case or a bullet on the head.

>>216621734
This reminds me of that Phuket tsunami photo

>>216625187
Wtf what url am I supposed to put in

>>216625187
Stop linking your keylogger

>>216625165
The problem here is that rich people often form familial relationship or make their children join the government.
So, it's really a big network of closely knitted group.
Funnily enough, the only exception is the technology sector because they need someone competence to handle the job.

>>216625165
This but if a judge tried to be a moralfaggot, high chance that they wouldn't live past retirement

>>216625202
>a bullet on the head
damn that's scary

>>216625202
Fuck, this sounds like something from the 90s stories here.
Nowadays, the big guy don't like bad public reception, so they tell the richfaggot not cause problems.

>>216624992
>>216624992
>>216624992
>>216624992

>>216625238
Mexico but sea
Or US but sea

>>216625226
nothing, just click to generate token, read the FAQ if you afraid of privacy, i made that app, its used on previous /asean/ thread, that domain is free Cloudflare hosting (pages.dev), so it just static website without server code
>>216625237
>keylogger on website that can simply just clicking

>>216625606
I think you're being a schizo, is just a link shortening service and errors if I don't provide a URL