Thread 216621423

Based Book edition

been looking on the personal finance Reddit and it's mental how much people pay for cars and car insurance, it's basically the second highest outgoing after rent for some.

I paid £1500 in cash for my shitbox in 2016 and my annual insurance premium is like £420.

Lamb shoulder tonight :)
had some onion ring crisps though so I've undoubtedly ruined my palate for the rest of the day

I have sex

literally got banned for a "doing a poo" post earlier
go to hell janny i hope you fucking die, i have a 4chan pass and i expect better service

>driving in 2025
lmao theres nothing out there to do just get a job in your town and walk to work

>>216621584
young drivers get fucked over first couple of years on insurance even if they don't make any claims

So yeah I did start to read that book. Then I got distracted so I'll have to start again today and just read all day and avoid 4chan and any other distractions.

coconut doggy

>>216623529
AI slop

>>216623495
no need to be rude to are Allison

>>216623518
Having a pass doesn't stop you from being banned for posting childish retard sperg shit all day

Eating a punnet of cherries and contemplating Dua Lipa sex arse

>>216623574
nigga's had a pass longer than most birt users have been alive lmaoooo

>>216623574
>8 years
if buying a pass wasn't embarrassing enough

>>216623587
good man, love cherries

>>216623574
the point is it was unjustified, i literally wasn't breaking any rules, they're just being cunts for no reason

>>216623591
screm grandypops bestowing his wisdom

>Foreword
>0:02

is that avatar use i see?

>>216623610
You can't afford £20 a year?
>>216623615
You did break the rules. You spammed autistic shit for like an hour

>>216623635
Forgot to crop out your name mate

It's very sad that someone's idea of 'making the most of life' is having 7 beers over and over

>>216623635
ROTATE

have deduced with AI and wiipedia that the lump in my scrutom is a Spermatocele and not cancer and as such there is no need to have a doctor fondle my bollocks

>>216623663
no i bloody didn't, it was a one-off, if someone else was spamming that's nothing to do with me, furthermore go fuck yourself you bootlicking virgin

sydney sweeney status: needs to be BLACKED™

got my black poppy on for the bame heroes

>>216623687
Be careful someone might report you again for being a sperg retard spamming le poo all day haha

>>216623683
who are you referencing

honestly the single best gimmick is replying to a post like 'me when.....' and relating and the original post to something humorous

>>216623611
Mental how good they are, expensive too. Love that rich unique taste to them. Pop three in my mouth and sort the pits out with my tongue

>>216623684
Pewdiepie if he didn't get lucky with youtube

>>216623663
I can afford it, I'm just not a virgin

>>216623686
I have a varicocele, a giant varicose vein inside my left bollock. Makes it feel like a soft bag of worms and also negatively affects sperm and testosterone production apparently.

sitting all zesty like on the train

why do fat mid women not want fat mid men (me)

>>216623716
Yes you are, you're posting on here on a glorious sunday afternoon. Don't larp, you're just poor.

Better than being stuck indoors sad, lonely, and depressed

>>216623703
good, ban evading is so easy i might just make a hobby of shitting up /brit/ as much as possible out of spite

nth for the gyaldem

>>216623735
Because in-shape men will happily plow a chubby bird. She doesn't need to lower herself to sleeping with fat men.

>>216623756
literally nobody asked but you were so desperate to post the gay little picture you took for a moment of notice on an anonymous forum

>>216623749
You were already doing that and for some reason you're larping like some scolded schoolboy begging people to believe him it was only one time honest!! You'll get a three day ban by the time the days out, so spam all you want lmfao

>>216623779
yeah?

>>216623779
shut up petulant nigga

>>216623761
she looks like she fucks niggers

*jiggles your belly*
youre putting the beef on son

>>216623771
yeh but you cant get through your entire life being a disposable piece of shag meat lad

>>216623771
in shape timmy cope

>>216623771
Post the other one with that goofy face she pulls

The reason passfags always resort to calling other people poor is because they don't have the IQ to come up with anything else, ironically this same lack of IQ is why they are passfags in the first place

Collected nearly 150 cherry pits - gonna put them in the blender and make a nice smoothie.

>>216623795
i literally mate one poo post and then a couple other autists took it upon themselves to start spamming and so i was deemed guilty by association and caught in the crossfire
please preserve what little dignity you have and take your nose out of janny's arse crack you slutty nigger

>>216623687
same hope some boring tedious cunt brit poster isn’t our new janny

>>216623808
70% of modern women manage just fine

something weirdly pathetic about that sweden poster

fucking love aussie posters

>>216623735
Love shagging fatties me

aussie meltdown haha

>>216623842
hes a beg

>>216623811
I know the one you mean but I can't find it, must not have it. Have this instead.

>>216623839
>same hope some boring tedious cunt brit poster isn’t our new janny
My recent bans seem random af

rorke taking DMT in order to fight extra terrestrials in the hopes of freeing humanity in a courageous battle

leftypol and xis trans bf living in the pods and eating the bugs

looks like aussie will need to learn his lesson the hard way

>>216623842
okay

>>216623518
>>216623615
Once got banned for "trolling outside of /b/" for posting that Jezza Clarkson "you're brown" image
Genuinely baffled me that, especially considering several others had replied the same thing to the post I was replying to, mine only had a visual aspect that apparently warranted a 3-dayer

you can report on the botnet too btw
probably caught like fifty reports because he called the spammer boring

>>216623856
australians are being genocided and youre laughing

>>216623839
unfortunately it almost definitely will be, it's always the tedious ones who seek out positions of petty authority

>>216623839
the new jannies are banning over nothing
someone yesterday got banned in /sp/ for calling a Spurs fan a Yid, the term they use for themselves

>>216623874
Alreet lad she looks very huggable this one

>>216623904
That was funny. They're so sensitive!

>>216623902
mate you were posting "poo screaming" and projecting your OCD for hours on here and now you're larping like some revolutionary taking the fight to internet jannies, PLEASE GROW UP YOU PATHETIC VERMIN

>>216623021
ktim but also no job and can't get one because i have a long employment gap which just keeps growing

>>216623904
wokeness gone mad

>>216623839
got a warning for using the term malteser head earlier on

watching Rings of Power the hit fantasy show from Amazon Prime

>>216623901
you are not welcome here demon

got banned off /ck/ once for mentioning curry in a derogatory way, janny must've been a saar

>>216623932
err it was me who posted poo screaming and it was one post wind it in before I contact your superiors

>>216623933
Same
I’m fucked

>>216623904
Remember that post, it's mwad

>gymmaxxing
>hairmaxxing
>fashionmaxxing
>skinmaxxing
>teethmaxxing
>scentmaxxing
>posturemaxxing
>voicemaxxing
>personalitymaxxing
>dancemaxxing
29 year old skinnyfat wageslave here. Doing everything I can to scrape an ounce of enjoyment from my twenties just before the clock runs out. Buzzer beater. This comeback will be one for the ages.

Every time I get banned on /tv/ it's always for quoting a TV show, which is apparently "off-topic". There's a janny there lately who seems to really hate Peep Show or is just too autistic to recognise what are clearly quotes.

>>216623953
got warned for calling mexican food overrated

>>216623932
i didn't post that THOUGH

>>216623969
tried not coping this hard and just enjoy life instead?

that trumpet song they play on rememberance day before the footy is fucking wank surely we could have come up with something better

>>216623969
Does it not all feel like a chore?

Got booted out of /r/CasualUK with my tail between my legs

>>216623021
Pain

>>216623969
do a lil dance for us

Bri-ish people be loike: Munday, chewwwsday, wensday, thuhsdy, FROiday, SA-A-DAY, SONdae…
Lit-ra-leeh!

lol the BE flag posts (or his clognigger main) never get any replies

can't find torrents of inbetweeners s3 anywhere
fewming

>>216624039
screm

>>216624037
poo screaming
i do be loike this akchully

screaming a pooey scream

>>216623756
rorke... your creps....
jheeeeez!

poo me up scotty

>>216624044
it's all on 4od mate
movies too

its mondee tomorra

a wank is on the cards

pooing up my own nose

fuck niggers!!!

rorke is making a bomb

£3.50 for a biscuit?

Me? I'm 35 but finally starting to get /fit/. Maybe when I reach my dream body I can kill myself.

Most bizarre ban I got was a few years ago for posting pony content outside of /mlp/ which I never did. Ban message didn't even have a post link so I had no idea what the offending post was.

>>216623756
need to get a lint roller on those trousers mate you look like a grotty tramp

>>216624087
can't believe you made bail after what you did to those kids racismlad

>>216624066
stylish aren’t they

>>216624089
Cry to them poorfag, not us. Stop being a coward.

i love swedish poster

>>216624089
take it to the front counter and tell them to kill themself glide ouf

>>216624119
its sn on his vpn

talk to the hand

>>216624119
me too
>>216624134
is it

>>216624134
;)

>>216624134
is it the same swedish poster who has a horse

This man giving it large because his UC covers his 4chan pass. Wind it in Richie Rich

>>216624137
Which one?

>>216624108
braldey looking handsome here

>>216624137
cause the arse ain't listening?

>>216624113
how is dadberg

>>216624160
yeh, it is

>bonnie blue aiming to make £5mil a month
Fucking hell, mwad how fair an ugly bint with fillers and fake tits can go

sex sex

>>216624181
quite well indeed, got some nice tea and expensive honey from us

>>216624089
They're NEW YORK CITY cookies

anne all dressed up like a proper soldier annat for her visit

>>216624184
yay

>>216621423 (OP)
>>216624089
haha funneh

>>216624200
watched a leaked gangbang with her in earlier it was vile stuff like that should not be on the internet

>>216624200
get the fuck out of my thread

>>216624207
leave the animals alone mousey
its against the law

>>216624089
>kinder stuffed
Um

>>216624184
Floofy earned mofuga

>Wake up
>Go downstairs
>Walk into the kitchen
>Mumberg starts with the mindless chit chat
>Cut her off
>"English. Breakfast of."
>Walk out the house
I keep it moving.

>>216624075
geolocked bastards

>>216624216
wonder what campaigns she earned those medals in

Really enjoying the Xillia remaster, my absolute favourite in the series so I was worried about how it'd turn out, but actually I'm very pleased with it. Tales of Remastered Project is 2/2 on great releases, bless those little chinese men
>>216624266
even though Inbetweeners 2 was set in Australia? bit fucking unfair that.

>>216624268
vietnam

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7kJVYF4o5Iw
mm thats a sexy horse x

>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little make up
>hide the scars to fade away the shake up
>why'd you leave the keys upon the table
>here you go create another fable

>>216624260
fucked it

ethnic man on a bike on his way with some kentucky fried chook for me

eating a meal even though I am not remotely hungry, such is the life of the modern muscle man

>>216624268
she was over zapping arab ballbags back in helmand province
all kept hush hush

>>216624268
I heard she did Mile High Club on Veteran

>>216624248
nut

>>216623515
TRAITOR!

why is it so hard to go a day without weed?

>>216624375
i think youre malayzing x

>>216624404
because you're black

>>216624404
lifes a bitch and then you die
thats why we get high

>>216624413
lol

>>216624411
i-i dont get it

>>216624415
all of them

>watching cartoons
grow up

cronem waking up
smacking their lips
chiefing loud
yup, sunday shift boutta start

>>216624415
E

where’s gorpheus?

>>216624422
fucking idiot x

>>216624415
No one

>>216623969
that's good, but don't forget tonsil stone removal maxxing. most people neglect this one. give yourself an advantage by addressing it.
I recommend 2x a week tonsil emptying to stay on top on it. It will feel weird at first but perservere and it will become just another routine. I can give you advice if you want.

Lads in all seriousness whats the easiest way a normal non-virgin lad like me can get a shag before the end of the year

>>216623969
i've done all that and i'm still the biggest vf i know

>>216624466
grindr

tonsil stones are commonplace
they want to tell you it's rare but it's not
everyone gets them because everyone has tonsils which have tunnels in them for stones to grow in a matter of days

>>216624415
B loses his head because the gap is not at the right angle. C gets skewered. B is crushed by the bolder. A dies of shock when he turns around. E kills himself out of guilt.

>>216624490
nbody fucking cares

the new cop

>>216624466
Come to my place.

had some wax taken out of my ear and farkin hell lads im hearing sounds i never knew you could hear, heard my neighbours piss stream earlier on

DOES the humble sausage roll have any rightful place in a fryup?

cant now cause of woke !

sucking a tonsil stone

>>216624437
sup crodie
timmy running to boots in the drizzly rain to get prickly pooja's veet

>>216624444
i can feel the gayness

>>216624466
Go to a bar with mates.

>I don't have mates
I'm aware but in your fake scenario you're meant to be a normal lad.

>>216624529
outrageous. what a disgrace

>>216624523
Corrr!

>>216624460
>that's good
Thanks.
>don't forget tonsil stone removal maxxing
I haven't. I use a Waterpik to blast out stones from my tonsil crypts daily.
>give yourself an advantage by addressing it
I need all the advantages I can get.
>I recommend 2x a week tonsil emptying to stay on top on it
I do daily, see above for more details.
>It will feel weird at first but perservere and it will become just another routine
Yup.
>I can give you advice if you want.
I need all the advice I can get.

>>216624518
I hope all the BWO fucks off to Africa where they kicked out all the whites so they have to live how they deserve to live if they believe that shit (what they deserve)
as well as their white supporters going there to put white people in those countries (all of them turned out bad)

>>216624529
No. Also the toast should be on a separate plate.

>>216624513
You have no idea how many people this has helped
I get thank you messages all the time from people saying I saved their lives
They started following my advice and suddenly they started having sex
Crystal fresh breath is so rare that having it makes you more attractive than most other men

>>216624529
ridiculous. lazy retards made this.

going to get more gin here and then play stardew valley while drinking the gin until it is time to watch the bills - dolphins

>>216623969
What of the phimosis?

>>216624556
>I haven't. I use a Waterpik to blast out stones from my tonsil crypts daily.

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

heatherpaedo has smelly breath, pass it on

>>216624493
the rolling boulder weighs less than the boulder on the other end of the seesaw so it doesnt move
only d dies

>>216624534
sup crodie
mi a tink pooja need 2 tubes

>>216624260
>Open up /Brit/
>The lads are all having a laugh
>One lad posts an exquisite gimmick
>Type "screaming (poo)"
>Proceed to shut down the computer without hitting submit.
Gotta keep it moving.

>>216624200
tits arent fake... yet

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216624602
F=ma

the cut boulder is moving downhill under gravity thus gathering significant kinetic energy

>>216624556
interesting that you use the waterpik method. if this method works in getting rid of them then that's great. do you remove your tonsil stones at least once a week or better still twice? tonsil stones reform in approx 3-5 days. they won't be massive after this short time, but they will still smell terrible.

>>216624466
>Hinge
>Meet at a bar
>"You look magnificent tonight. I can't believe I get you all to myself"
>Back to her place
If you really have to, do THIS. But you should be done with type of thing by the time you're 25+. Settle down. Gain a clue.

>>216624602
you've neglected the momentum of the rolling boulder

wonder how much RAW bbc sabrina carpenter has had this weekend

kids arent even boxing each others ears anymore because of woke

why does he have a fetish for tonsil stones

last night's vino fucked right off

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ioynXsq6kzA
clopclpclopclopclop

>>216624680
Nice lad. Unironically I am just about to go head out for a ~2 hour walk myself for much the same reason.

>>216624639
I do my tonsil expulsion daily and everyday I get some small stones. More like pebbles really, but they still smell awful. Especially when you crush them.

oh my fucking god Rorke's hanged himself

>>216624680
>nearly 7 miles
Lad..

hopefuly BE flag poster kills himself

>>216624699
pontificating and ruminating whether jjoseco's humanised pony content would be bannable

read all the rorke posts in a female paki voice

>>216624608
there's city-wide power outages every time she gets laser treatments

pooing myself

I use a hydrogen peroxide - water solution on my tonsils everyday, spray it into each little hole in my tonsil and it still stinks like shit somehow. My only option is to get them removed but it costs 3000.

So now I will just never have sex.

>>216624566
Fomyeg

So we're all resigned to the fact we're getting Lynx Africa for Christmas haha

>>216624740
nobody cares. get a personality instead of coming to 4chan to have reporting people be your personality you little freak
back to ignoring you

Still watching Rings of Power, today l will occasionally make posts referring to the show

>>216624779
not interacting with the clownworld COVID shit but this is a crime
but everyone was acting crazy at that time

on the beers again
it is utterly mental how much I desperately need to grow up and gain a clue

just did my dishes and left them drying in the rack

>>216624708
daily tonsil expulsion? you are a dedicated man. mirin.
now that you have crystal breath which mogs 99% of unknowers smelly breath, practise speaking close to women's faces so they can be amazed at your fresh breath. they won't be used to that, so it will certainly make you more attractive to them.

>>216624755
LOL dey deploying dat military grade direct energy laser

>>216624838
did you rinse the soap off

have to go to a store due to shortage of food but really don't want to

reckon this handsome mysterious fella is Sauron

>>216624819
he is a real-life shitposter, a jester in the court of life if you will

timmy's zoinks quirk chungus wife x

polanski actually seems mentally challenged

>>216624843
Unfortunately my breath still smells due to gut issues.

>>216624852
oh MY days
lil zohrani paying thousands for it

>>216624883
nobody will ever love you

>>216624891
in what way

>find a good youtube channel
>it explodes in popularity over the next few weeks as youtube recommends ir randomly to everybody
>owner of the channel starts making all the wrong changes
>people complain
>owner starts getting hysterical and starts talking about his mental health and how much of a rollarcoaster its been the past few months
>starts to crack and makes shit content

>>216624883
timmy's hapa-hazardous crush

>>216624905
Literally just linken park mate

>>216624891
>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I put it to you that my client actually has the mental age of a 12 year old thus there was no power imbalance when he had his way with that asian loli

need to buy some new walking trousers and a new cap

>>216624891
He was on Sky News saying he'll ask Putin nicely to give up nuclear weapons

>>216624914
I hate narrowayhomestead

/brit/ meet up

>>216624089
>>216624120
i've got 50p
fuck you
bastard

cvp stained nike tech and bedsheets are clean now
mmhmm dey are dressing up

>>216624945
are all trousers not walking trousers?

Hi plumbers of birt. My boiler is making crackling noises for a bit when it starts up and then it stops. Is it going to explode and send me shooting up into the sky like in a Warner Brothers cartoon? Thanks and best regards, Darren

>>216624893
don't worry about that that's minor
no amount of gut issues release the same foul odors as festering tonsil stones. treat your gut issues with tablets, diet, etc.
do you suffer from bloating? windeze tablets are good for that

>>216624957
what you plan on spending that on?
bit of dust from the shelves in lidl?

>>216624908
in this way >>216624947

>>216624973
they are but most trousers are made from less breathable and weatherproof materials like cotton or polyester

new MDJ video (fertility)
:)
>>216624957
good post

>>216624935
>hapa-hazardous
mmhmm mama massage shop pangpang dada spineless timmy x

>>216624989
>diplomacy is retarded

prostitutes often deny service to non-whites. Had an asian girl text me whites only. blacks and browns are so unwanted they can't even PAY for sex haha

YouTube is down, mad that, I thought it would always be up

Gladriel is thousands of years old but she looks acts and sounds like an annoying teen

>>216624960
cronem are familiar with this machine's soothing noise

>>216625010
what do you think is competent about what he said

>>216624996
I think a pair of waterproof shorts would be best for walking in rainy weather, paired with waterproof shoes. The rain would keep your legs cool while the shorts and shoes kept the important bits dry.

>Had an asian girl text me
even wen timmy paying for sex he choosing for yucky pangpang LOL

>>216625011
why a lot of them go on stabbing rampages
many such cases

>>216625009
LOL dats right
truly a pathetic lineage

>>216625029
if you are a pacifist and you want nuclear disarmament, how do you think this goal is achieved if not through diplomacy?

>>216624960
One of Mr. Dyson's biggest regrets is being talked into launching this product by his executive team. He explains as much in his autobiography.

>>216625040
you have to invent a reality where any girl wants you lmfao

>>216625009
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

Afternoon lads

22 Days without porn
15 Days without masturbating
12 Days after seeing an escort

It's weird, I actually feel quite good aside from my lack of sex drive. I did 30 pushups just now and my arms felt absolutely fine afterwards. Got like 8.5 hours sleep last night and feel relaxed.

Am I worrying too much about my lack of libido? Will it slowly return?

>>216624534
>>216624608
>>216624755
>>216624852
sc

>>216625064
I didn't even know they made washing machines.

>>216625072
have a wank why not

>>216625040
oh shieeeet this was my thought as well when reading it
timmy tinks he big man because bug whore with genital herpes told him he is

>>216625072
would you mind putting a name on when you post this so I can filter?
please let me know what name you're going with, thanks

>trying to rationalize with ignorant ppl
Pointless waste of time. Going to be spending the rest of my day with picrel, L8R

Zack Polanski is a menace to women

>>216625072
it will return within a week of you not posting on 4chan, that's what worked for me

he finally got a reply

>>216625055
you dont understand anything about power
no one is ever giving up nuclear weapons and even if britain and russia both did several other countries have them

>>216624638
>>216624644
the momentum wouldnt translate into any further downforce because it would be rolling sideways on to the fulcrum. if anything it would probably roll over the little ramp and come to rest next to the other boulder, and the seesaw would still not move

>>216625091
um!!!’

>>216625116
>let's live in constant fear of nuclear apocalypse this is surely the ideal
i beg you watch some star trek

>>216625095
Whats the point in living if you aren't going to engage with people you disagree with. Do you even believe the things you claim you believe enough to have them challenged by those who don't agree with you?

oh right they were talking about Zach Polanski

my post earlier makes much less sense now >>216624940 I was talking about Roman Polanski, I'm a retard

>>216625096
white boys need to take photo from that angle to fraud length
cronem take pic sideways on to show off that superhuman s-curve

>>216625139
fuck sake leftypol

>>216625091
Lol? Close your legs dear you're embarrassing yourself

>>216625064
2 out of 3 are unreliable but they got the reliable ones at the gherkin

>>216625095
who are you even talking to

>>216625087
Briefly. SJD felt they didn't really add anything to the washing machine conversation, which is very anti-Dyson. He prefers to push humanity forward through research and innovation.

Dont really care there's a black elf and dwarf in this.

love tan lines
might have a tan line themed wank

might go get a few cheeky canisters from the grocery retailer

might make my enchiladas at half time

>>216625155
just thinking about mars bars yeah?

>>216625171
Was it a notably better washing machine than the rest on the market?

>>216625179
helping a brother out

>>>/s/22309772

>>216625020
??

>>216625134
looking again at the image i can now see you are correct

timmy's hairy forehead diaarrhea bride
she made him work for it too

>>216625224
LOL timmy a call dem baby hairs

>>216525443
>>216525443
>>216525443

trolling outside of /b/ is your best bet i reckon

>>216625246
>>216625246
>>216625246

Bad psych editions are cuck-post free

>>216624856
no idea
pretty steaming

>>216625265
>>216625265
>>216625265
>>216625265
>>216625265
>>216625265

>>216625143
You've made a valid point. I'll answer this way: some people (rational people) are worth debating. A lot of people here, argue for the sake of getting a rise out of you, not for any actual productive discussion.

>so what were all just here for a laugh

Getting into this habit is not healthy, and when made light of, can have lasting consequences. Especially for someone who is easily impressionable

>>216625179
i say why not

>>216625179
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tanlines_Gone_Wild/top/?sort=top&t=year

>>216625213
>taiyakin
that's a fantastic nickname

>>216625020
fine for me

am i going to have to make the fucking new AGAIN
sick of it

>>216625423
>>216625423
>>216625423