Thread 216625544

>nearly 20
>need to study/work in Asia and get the fuck out of the midwest as soon as possible
>deadlines coming up if not already closed
>deadlines for scholarships mostly closed
Is it possible to become an English teacher somehow in an asian country without a degree? Is there a way they could cover travel expenses if I give them something in return like working or something? Is there any possible way? Do I start a fucking gofundme? I’ve been applying to jobs there already and making a resume. I need to make this work. I am not waiting another fucking year for college, and I need to move out within a month, tops

>>216625544 (OP)
OP here, the country I’m trying to move to is Kazakhstan btw

>>216625544 (OP)
>Is there a way they could cover travel expenses
>without a degree
next you'll even tell us you want them to give you a house

>>216625599
Why would you try and move to Kazakhstan?

you need a degree.

>>216625544 (OP)
>Do I start a fucking gofundme?

Ngmi

>>216625792
A plane ticket? I don’t think that’s asking much in return for my labor. You should know how tight money is right now, being an american
>>216625837
The state of the country + I refuse to go to college here

>>216626068
>The state of the country
Kazakhstan is 100x shittier than ANY american state, why don't you move to Alaska, I heard it's nice

>>216626099
>Kazakhstan is 100x shittier than ANY american state
How? Plus how do you know you’re literally Norwegian. You live in paradise compared to America
>why don't you move to Alaska, I heard it's nice
Yeah the most desolate state with non-stop seasonal depression is really nice, keep believing Americans and shitting on other countries

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Dream as much as you like because you're never going to make it.

Try moving to a metropolitan city instead. That'll be easier

>>216625544 (OP)
>without a degree?

This is the consequence of not going to college. You could have gone to a cheapo state school but you won't for some goddamn reason.

Sorry dude but the third world wants educated westerners, not lazy fuckers. Go join the Navy if you want to go abroad so bad but don't want to commit to furthering you education.

>>216628441
Oh I actually read the rest, OP CANT WAIT LMFAO

>>216625544 (OP)
What yellow fever does to a mf...

>>216628312
Lmao why

>>216628441
>You could have gone to a cheapo state school but you won't for some goddamn reason.
Uh yeah because why would I? I’m literally college age, I’m not gonna sign off on 4 more years in the same place I fucking hate to death just to torture myself more and wanna die more in
>Sorry dude but the third world wants educated westerners, not lazy fuckers. Go join the Navy if you want to go abroad so bad but don't want to commit to furthering you education.
Just because I don’t wanna go to a nigger-infested community or state college doesn’t mean I’m not committed to furthering my education, I literally graduated last year. It’s not like I’m 25 and putting it off, I’m just trying for the best choice I have and trying to make it work. I don’t have a lazy bone in me, I just refuse to stay in this toilet of a country that apparently every foreigner can’t get enough of. You can keep it.

>>216628725
I’m also 19 and if you’re not baiting anon, you’re dumb as rocks, incredibly retarted

>>216628886
If I’m retarded and dumb as rocks for wanting to study/work abroad instead of stay in this hellscape country then ok. Also no one should be seething this much in this thread, I don’t understand lol. Take a breath for fuck’s sake

>>216625544 (OP)

You'd be able to find something in China but you might be in a tier9000 city instead of somewhere big like Beijing or Shanghai. Also they'd probably treat you more like shit and try not to pay you as much. I lived there for a year.

>>216629701
Thank you for the actually serious and helpful post. And as far as cities go, I’ll take anything, I’m not picky at all

>>216629701
Btw what made you end up there for a year?

>>216625544 (OP)
you're literally American, all you have to do to move to Asia is join the army and request to be moved there
Either that or you need a degree Asia is not like the west where any retarded brown can get in

>>216630104
>all you have to do to move to Asia is join the army and request to be moved there
This is exactly what I’m talking about, foreigners think I can just magically move anywhere if I’m in the army. That’s not how it works. Also signing my life away on a contract is insane. I’d rather be in the military for another country

>>216630224
i lived in Korea and know a bunch of American navy and air force there and most are room temperature iq young people that party every week and half of them are chicanos or blacks I doubt it's that hard

>>216630339
>american navy and air force (sacrifices for israel) randomly selected niggers and beaners getting shitfaced and being degenerate until their death contract ends
Yeah so enticing. But no, that’s still not how it works. You are not in charge of where you’re sent to in the military. At all. Plus the US has like no military presence in Kazakhstan so that’s useless

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