Thread 216627353

Roman Crocodile Armour edition

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reds on soon lads

>last embers of his brain flickering with creativity before it completely shrivels up
ktim when gimmickposting on /brit/

Get him janny

am i allowed on /brit/

Wish I could start running now but realistically need to lose another 50lb beforehand

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

>>216627407
That 0.2% is bollocks that they add arbitrarily, as the normie customer base don't want 100% European. I got 0.2% Levantine, and when I trawled the 23andme subreddit I found a dozen other people with similar results to mine that had the same 0.2%

>>216627283
>>216627170
>>216626826
there was a couple of incidents prior to him leaving the flat, there was arguing with the builders next door, the youre from sainsburys which got deleted of him chasing staff, him being paranoid about the dentist, shouting at one of his neighbours who drove past him, that time when the police came knocking on his door mid video

What's for dindins then lads?

>>216627407
NASA bouncing satellite signals off your forehead

>>216627477
thats still not including him gradually stripping off showing his appendix removal scar, and it all eventually culiminating in cum dripping from his knob in the kitchen

what the fuck

>>216627472
sure you did schlomo

>>216627554
I am 100% Celto-Germanic

>>216627576
This is doing numbers on Lib dem/Labour twitter haha

City or Liverpool lads?

Have put a fiver on City myself but don't want them to win

>>216627494
I either reheat the other half of last night's kizza, make some bacon sandwiches (either with ketchup or cheese and jalapeno) or I have some fish fingers, tattie waffles and peas.
How about yourself bossman?

>>216627640
Liverpool

bet one of you witnessed lee rigby's murder

got a bit racialist about the browns/blacks on discord with the american e-gf when steaming last night and she hung up on me and hasn't texted me all day

>>216627663
hahahahahahahahaha
wonder if the fodenbunny will have an impact in this game

>>216627680
cringing my nut off at this entire post

>>216627663
you can't post the fodenbunners

>>216627417
hmm i wonder how you could lose 50 lb

>>216627659
Got a lamb roast waiting

be in bed soon me. Early rise early grind x

>>216627711
I can post them

who is hunter schafer dating?

>>216627744
not me sadly

>>216627532
>he still uses pods
read Technology Connections

>>216627744
i heard he bums your da

>>216627680
So are you ever going to meet up with her or just have a long distance gf that might prevent you from getting a real gf.
Sorry lad, it seems like this isn't going anywhere.
It's over.

>>216627494
making cous cous and some falafel with VERY spicy hot sauce for the second of those
bokkle of gin on the side for the dolphins game at 6

ah shit yeah
fucking rotary club meeting tonight isnt it

genuinely wonder who runs the radio genoa account, genuinely think its some american chud

>>216627744
me i hope x

>>216627776
very obviously an indian

>>216627750
was she alright?

>>216627744
>hunter schafer
CWLTSHC

>>216627724
Right now I walk 4.5 miles a day, eat 1500kcal and do some light lifting. I want to get into high impact cardio again, it's so much more rewarding than lifting, as you improve rapidly. If I did it rn I'd end up ruining my knees and hips

>>216627407
Fuck off back to Nairaland Jeff

>>216627758
met her once and she sucked my knobule

got plans to go for a full week in feb and do the sex olympics

In Herons anyone want out

>>216627725
Sounds good lad.
I forgot I could also have lentil soup with bread and butter. Not sure what I want though, just sat in bed drinking wine ATM.
Done fuck all today

>>216627820
that's mighty depressing

>>216627640
Shitty

got very drunk last night and made ching-chong noises and pulled my eyes up at my family

>>216627820
That ceiling is going to cave in

>>216627640
City will put three or four past them

>>216627820
bokkle of scrumpy and a fray bentos pie please mate

5 minutes on a red board, and I've wanked. I have no self control.

And it's to genres designed to make me feel worse. Like im punishing myself

>>216627820
Chicken & Meat seems to imply that chicken is not meat

nth for the holodem

>>216627864
what post/thread brought on the wank?

>>216627820
Is this the one on Whitefriargate in Kingston upon Hull?

evaporating
slowly but surely

>>216627864
Based bbc enjoyer

>>216627820
bruh

can confirm the enchiladas were good
an my timing was impeccable finished my washing up four minutes before kick off

>>216627818
Fair play lad.
Feb trip might be off now tho eh?
Might need to message first and apologise but what the fuck do I know

advanced to semifinals then lost with king halo (lost to S final boss)
564 stamina. next time I will probably abuse wit training harder (270 wit). 700 wit or something is crazy and I had a lot of speed(!!)

FREE THE MANDEM

>>216627864
SHUT UP YOU BORING FUCKING WASTER

definitely would want a wit card with energy recovery or wit training bonus instead of power >:3

tad peckish

>>216627955
right so that elephants just doing some shopping are they

testicularly torsioning for are armed forces

>>216627955
Tried the wellington, fucking amazing

>>216627866
More worryingly, what is this nondescript meat?

saskia if youre an english nationalist how come your chasing an irishman's cock? naughty girl

it's 9/11 today

didn't want it to end up like this but I think I have to go to the store now

>>216627502
chortled at this

this latte sipping london queer who writes for the guardian has figured out how to take down putin

>>216628016
:(

supping an orange and mango squash

>>216628037
true

return to the gold standard
defund the state

>XCLUSIVE! Adult Stars BLACKLISTED for Voting Donald Trump!
Well, I just googled one and there's a link to a video of her tonguing some blackamoor's bumhole. That's not very conservative.

this is a message for PUTIN
you utter cockwomble!!
listen up!!
get rid of your nukes, you little shitbaby
get rid of them
you fucking gherkin!!

>>216627864
tranny wanks are the worst lol

>>216628037
hes going to offer him some avocado toast!!!

>>216628076
trump isn't very conservative

wish my cat was a real girl so i could wed her and we could live together forever

>>216628129
grim freak

>>216627820
soul

Imagine how many Africans will be imported after WWIII

After WWII the UK Government replaced 200,000 dead citizens with Jamaican migrants for example

>>216628129
don't bum your cat

10mg diazepam and 30 mg mirtazapine down the gullet

>>216628076
>tonguing some blackamoor's bumhole
Most women have done that to a man though not black men

>>216628195
I need her so muchly

what does it mean if your heart gets a bit sore when steaming?

no, I changed my mind, there's too much barking outside for me to go out, would have to starve for tonight

>>216628162
Indians more likely.

im back

>>216628195
Get on /sp/ lad

>>216628104
how can Rorke respond?

leftypol does NOT like the anime elf girl for this

>>216628218
and better than ever

slapping my cock, something might come out

>>216627955
mental how expensive these are, are they actually worth it?

Fired from work because I made a comment about a tranny

No idea what I can tell the woman

>>216628219
i don't post on /sp/ during games and i certainly don't post off topic on /sp/

Sucking on a cup of tea

>>216627895
>>216627904
>>216627946
Genuinely kill yourself

>>216628262
what sort of tea

>Richter is quoted widely for his drowning rat experiments,[8] where rats would drown in a fairly short time without attempting to swim. But if rats had repeated experiences of rescue (or of being held briefly and then freed) they "do not die", and "show no signs of giving up".
Ktim

>>216628238
I tried that curry and it was alright, definitely better quality than most ready meals, but ultimately it was half an hour waiting for it to cook in the oven and it was no more enjoyable than a cheaper equivalent from M&S

i wish i was israeli, they seem like they have a lot of fun

>>216628264
See you in three days

having a nice cuppa this afternoon lads

>>216628288
they are comically evil, aren't they

>>216628264
based

We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?

>>216628298
looks like pete postlethwaite's corpse

https://youtu.be/O0GjM4YcJTw?si=bCQQqw0hvEJt9-Dd&t=155

>>216628288
oh nooooo the terrorist rapist browns might have less food and feel a bit hungry :(

>>216628298
her name?

my tummy is a machine that turns anything i eat into a clog at the poo production facility

>>216628271
A black tea blend produced by the Bettys & Taylors Group since 1977. It became the best-selling tea brand in Britain in 2019.

scruff

>>216628104
Well Haseeb, frankly I find your pedantic obsession with the origin of foodstuffs irrelevant to discussions of culture - might I ask, are your parents cousins perchance?

went to the record shop to pick up some 7in singles from the 60s
stupid zoomer on the till tells me "theyre second hand, do you want to check the condition?"
yeah no shit theyre secodn hand you stupid CUNT theyre 70 years OLD
where the hell do they get these stupid CUNTS from

Manchester City number of English players - 1
Liverpool number of English players - 0
YOUR ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE, LADIES & GENTLEMEN

-1 person thats a lot of ... non jews

going to have a very farty bum this evening/tomorrow morning

whats even wrong with tim

4chans not auto updating and keep getting "connection error". any ideas lads?

>>216628381
who do you reckon has the biggest knob though

>>216628195
What's her @ please I have seen her before

>>216628395
/brit/ is a staunchly pro-Israel general mate - get lost

>>216628429
Browsed brit for twenty years

>>216628369
Maybe they thought you were thick and will try to return them

>>216628445
>any ideas lads?
yeah, arrest all women

>>216628445
clear your cache

can always tell when someone will miss a penalty. I just know

who else /steaming club/?

>>216628466
lycragun on twitter

>>216628484
No you don't

sir 7in single

>>216628493
Good lad. I love Megan Bitchell and her fat chebs as well

Feeling blackpilled and furious

>>216628429
quite an aggressive form of schizophrenia i believe, very sad

>>216628484
can guarantee this is confirmation bias on your part
explain this to my dad all the time and he still confidently reckons he can predict with 100% accuracy

>>216628476
ill give it a go la' thanks

imagine slipping on a banana peel, falling down on a table, then the force knocking your head off which flies through the streets and lands in a little old lady's car as she drives along
would be a rotten way to go

Gravy's good tonight.

quite an aggressive form

>>216628525
as always, lets give it a go

>>216628539
mad how yanks call gravy sauce

>>216628361
loveable bumbling boris

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/profile-2067/boris-johnson.html

fuck's sake, just got a text from doctor saying "remember you have appointment tomorrow at 9:30am" and I've already been boozing all day

>Right to criticise Islam protected under British law after court battle
based based based
the precedent has been set

>>216628539
working on a gravy's good tonight/it pie night crossover

might go blubberhouses and do the reservoirs next weekend

>>216628429
long term mental health issues, we're talking decades

>>216628523
no i know. I saw Haaland pick up the ball and i just knew.

need someone to coax a stiffy out of me

>>216628658
William Wallace looks like Nicolas Cage

>>216628683
hooting

>>216628658
You can't post the panther.

>>216628429
a lot of people have said schizophrenia but I think what it actually is is early onset dementia

he's currently in a care home, I went on google to find it and it's a care home for people with dementia

quite sad really, he's only in his mid 50s and has been severely ill for over 10 years now

what are we drinking then lads?

>>216628438
good looking lad

>>216628721
see
>>216628064

>>216628711
Schizophrenia leads to dementia in many cases, you may be correct though

>>216628721
Carrick Glen sparkling natural mineral water

>>216628429
the MIT experiments rattled his brain

then he probably doesnt have dementia

grow up

got this shirt when i was 4 during the euros in 2004 jfc that's like 20 plus years ago

>>216628683
Wonder what would happen if Sir Keir Starmer knew I posted rape the disabled

>>216628438
that's a woman

... my vitals check out wearing my excellent glasses and new Samsung watch watching Live Grand Prix Sunday: Sao Paulo on sky sports F1 on my TV via puck in home ...

>>216628721
On the mad dog aren't I lad
How about you big man?

>>216628789
Lovely chebs

>>216628721
irn bru ;3

>>216628796
Corr. Quite partial to the Pineapple one myself

God is real

>>216628721
Pepsi Max

more like about, staring at her titties her itty bitty titties

any femcel mandem in?

anybody want to go out for christmas?
i'll book a table at frankie and bennys

rabbit tiddies
if we were rabbits

>>216628765
meant for >>216628765

>>216628737
back when he was in the spracklen flat house in Marlow he was showing classic signs of paranoia and delusion which lines up very well with both dementia or schizophrenia
think I'm leaning towards dementia because schizophrenia, even in its worst stages, can be reasonably managed with psychotropic drugs. Tim seems permanently insane so I'm leaning towards dementia

or maybe he has both if that's a thing. seaside mark is a weird oddball but tim is a proper genuine mentalist

>>216628852
Aye lad me

>>216628819
The God of Platonism is real. Hebrew god is not real.

>>216628789
Alright then, I'll stop talking about it. What's your favourite animal then?

>>216628813
Not tried it, the dragon fruit is alright but I think it's far too sweet and lacking flavour

>>216628862
You're from Sainsburys aren't you

i WILL become a woman

>>216628711
i dont think hes ever been normal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKU20ZMl5CE

this was from 15 years ago and he seems normal to some extent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0fMnhx2zIM

>>216628878
No worries Tomoko. I'd like to have sex with your mum if she is available.

>>216628911
trannies should all be killed

whats the gayest thing you lads have ever performed?

Tim Byrne can still develop a strong acting career and become a Hollywood star can't he?

>>216628862
>schizophrenia, even in its worst stages, can be reasonably managed with psychotropic drugs
My mother has schizophrenia as do many others at the loony bin shes in, and I'm afraid this just isnt true

Can't believe woke bastards are adding curry powder and fruit to chicken these days

Need to time travel back to the 50s to escape this nonsense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf3j9MQ-1Hc

>no italian pow mates
>no mates at all actually

it isnt fair

>>216628962
he should become a photographer

Learning about modes in music theory and then realising most of them are pointless to know besides Ionian (which is the natural major scale) and Aeolian (which is the natural minor scale)

They linked up

>>216628947
passed a male colleague a cup of tea and our hands touched briefly

need to be drugged and raped by a girl

Very much want to try this

>>216629017
They're not pointless, you just lack the creativity to make use of them.

I am literally a Timmy, I want a Pang-Pang gf, but *I* am in charge of what we watch on Netflix!!!

>>216629017
not true a lot of famous music is modal

need a therapist to daterape drug and rape me and use me as her therapist and not rape me until the hangover effects of the drug

>>216628962
the brendan fraser arc

>>216628968
I don't mean 'managed' as they can go on to live normal lives without care support, I mean that they can be reasonably lucid at times. look up interviews with paranoid schizophrenics.

Tim has not had a single moment of lucidity in the last decade

>>216629042
You have to constantly force through the fact that the mode isn't Ionian or Aeolian otherwise the tune really wants to resolve to those two modes LOL

>>216628962
nah but should be fit to run for Prime Minister !!!! :angry: :joy:

Quite keen to cut out red meat entirely and stick to poultry and fish, but I cannot resist the allure of cured meats. Salami, chorizo, nduja, bresaola... Nothing is as delectable, aromatic and savoury - why can't poultry taste so good cured?

>TV presenter defending sharia law in the UK
what the fuck lol
can we just get rid of these retards already

then provide for her when she cant practise for a year and thats her only punishment lel
that and cooking and cleaning
and then the bathroom
and then in my room
and do the laundry

>>216629082
He waved a piece of paper around in that Margaret Thatcher biopic, if he can return to that talent within him then the sky's the limit

>>216629087
>Tim has not had a single moment of lucidity in the last decade
Neither has me mum lol, she thinks Oppenheimer is my father, and that she was kidnapped and forcibly impregnated with his seed

>>216629088
you don't have to force them any more than you do when resolving to ionian instead of aeolian or vice versa
except for locrian but no one uses that

apparently there was some silent reading time today or soemthing

>>216629131
why Oppenheimer specifically

2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

Wanking over Vinted burds

>>216629197
Because she's mental mate there is no why, there's no reason behind any of it

>>216629199
Usenet in 2017 oh my days

fucking hate city
hope haaland's family and friends all get cancer and slowly die

What's the most you ever spent on a holiday?

>>216629018
Tom Rowsell is French.

>>216629244
£5k to China and I've not even been yet

>>216629211
did you know if you search your town / city you can see the local bints

>>216629227
alri jurgen how have you been pal

What's your Steam profile picture?

>>216629276
hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

>>216629259
scammed

nigga name is keir

>bints
>burds
show some respect

>>216629289
My bare arsehole

>>216629345
I'll put you asleep within 10 seconds u little girl.
Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

adjusted my sleep schedule to wake up later to skip most of the barking and wouldn't you know - the neighbour and his moved out for today

>>216629289
A scene from an anime, it's not an anime girl like those nonces.
It's some scientists in hazmat suits with gasmasks on.
How about you brosef?

>>216629354
The Bird

Deep heat enema

>>216628911
lad has a very cute pecker

>>216629354
why do Russians have such poor interior design skills

>No, you must not use Deep Heat as an enema. Deep Heat products are for external use only and are explicitly not to be used internally. Using it as an enema would cause severe internal chemical burns and irritation, which can be extremely harmful and potentially life-threatening.
Wait what

think I look gay because I'm clean shaven

>>216629436
Let me fist your arse and find out

spreading Islam to the world (in EU5)

i make this hard
i make it right
i make it wet
i make it tight

>>216629436
brit men look too twinkish when they shave x

deep heat myalgia

toby <(^.^)>

>>216629433
>No, you must not use Deep Heat as an enema

Clean shaven. Always.

>>216629507
give me a hug

>>216629436
Been thinking I should shave my face once my hair is long enough to get a full slick back, so I look streamlined and young you see

Trimmed my beard shorter and it looks way better. Shows my jawline.

5-10 mm is ideal imo

the din dins

>>216629653
fool this is how you do it
>>216629669

>>216628789
There's a Games Workshop right on that street so there is

>>216629664
Looks hearty that, would nosh

etihad bulls are handing out violent bashing

he's got mental health you see

Mad how I'm a maladjusted freak

>>216629664
gravy too watery

>>216629704
And what of the Irish-Jamaican academy members?

wondering if I should get a watch or something

>>216629740
get a rolex gmt master ii

>>216629740
watch gundam mate

>>216629728
Well at least it was in the thread

when you brew yorkshire tea for 5 minutes, it looses a lot of that astringent taste. It's quite lovely

i need sex with east african women

>>216629783
>>216629783
>>216629783

>>216629664
whats that yellow stuff?
some sort of yams?

Watching an American werewolf in London
Coooorrr would love me some prim and proper sex with a classy English lass

>>216629664
Gravy's SHIT tonight