Thread 216629783

are zaz and zoz edish

neoliberal timmy logging in

making friends in /mex/

yo

l-dot

smiffy boy

money my squad

check it man

like the way next smells sometimes i pop my head in and have a whiff

>>216629813
think theyre from the same place as that guy who works in aldi

I'm a gay man.
I'm not attracted to men, or want bum sex, but I identify as a gay man.

gone down with men'al 'ealth

fart on rorkes head and rape him

fucking the rape out of a roasted yam

get the estrogen produced

>>216629908
Good lad

>>216629783 (OP)
mad that he's indian, thought he was iranian

gimme a hug man

>>216629923
they're actually so retarded that they believe this is a real video

>>216629923
well that's rorke finished

>>216629968
Poos genuinely can't tell the difference between AI and irl

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

>>216630005
grow up you fucking spacker

making enemies in /mex/

Werewolf savaging a couple in the park, young street youfs blamed
Days raycis

really can't stand 'people'

>>216630005
Actually want to kick that first girl in the head
Annoying face and hair too big for her head is sending me into a seething incel rage

roasted one of those mini pumpkins with my din dins as an experiment. it's very nice would roast again

>>216630020
die off unc

wish spaino was back. his boring blogposts were comfy

>>216630039
You "people" live like animals

I need more black friends on facebook

>>216630068
Is that what that yam is?

>>216630055
it's a wig

rorke asking duolingo if they do a course in teutonic

>>216630119
yh

It was Brianna Ghey's birthday yesterday.

Her 19th birthday.

The UK government decided to honour her memory earlier this year by declaring that trans girls like her should be forced to share single sex facilities with murderous male transphobes like Eddie Ratcliffe.

just followed through

>>216630107
you get a pass for that

>>216630149
*His 19th Birthday

>>216630125
Real?
What happened to her real hair?

>>216629923
Considering young white working class boys underperform compared to every other group, maybe he is poorly making a valid point?

my hobby is sex with women
my religion is the pussy

Mad how their surname is pronounced "gay" but the media didn't want everyone joking about Brianna and his family so they always gee or juy (they couldn't say guy for the same reason)
making this all up by the way

Wish I could turn off the part of my brain that craves social contact. Can rid myself of desire for money, consumer goods and anything else but the desire for love and acceptance never goes away

rationalwiki is down which is really annoying since I want objective analysis on a few things

did an extremely hard poo
was grunting for a solid 5 mins trying to push it out and now im lightheaded
need to eat more fiber methinks

>>216630199
Most Asians parents fraud bennies and use the extra money to pay for tuition

t.asian who was too rich for bennies but, too poor for tuition

>>216630234
Getting bummed all the time probably packed it inside you

>>216630234
stop eating that fast food slop cletus

I only need to overcome the butterflies in my stomach that I experience when doing anything and I will be unstoppable.

>>216630228
I believe you

Rockstar Vibes
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reminer to report the BE flags posts

>>216630318
who? haven't seen them

>>216630307
rorke onamadone

playing reminercraft

I am a polytheist and hate retarded monotheism

>>216630318
Just filter him, you ignoramus !!!

>>216630234
time to start drinking these then

>>216630191
she just likes wearing wigs, pic related is her real hair

he is not welcome here

I am a polyester and hate retarded monoester

watching a firefighter training video on fire flash points with super slowed reverb song in the bg brb need to find the song
the technique to prevent it is 3Ding the door

>>216630358
I thought milk was haram for indians

doing a few shots of beer

>>216630244
yeah most of those cunts are rich multi property owners or fraudsters anyway. The allusion that the working class in this cunt can climb higher is an illusion

fuck me what is happening to liverpool

>>216630459
woah! look out!! we got a badass over here!

3-0 to citeh oof

toil on the morrow

thought you ought to know

>>216630244
>asian
paki

I dont want to get up at 6 30 AM to toil

Hmmm kizza reheating time methinks

>>216630499
sign on

I want to drink beer everyday

>>216630499
if you get one of those public sector jobs then you have to do no work and never get fired
i've heard about how it works over there

>>216630491
Bangladesh but, Indians, Pakis and bengalis all defraud bennies

>>216630426
beef is mostly, not milk
also the i in the word TiT looks like a penis smothered by the double Ts or titties if you like

>>216630476
i'm four shots in
i'd fuck you up right now

>>216630526
ktim

doing some really hot and eggy farts

been even more mental than usual in the past couple days

I generally don't like North Americans. I have a European soul.

lost 10 years
missed the starting gun

>>216630605
I want to kill my parents and then myself

Any of you lads want to go to my doctor's appointment tomorrow? You'll probably have to piss in something so drink before you go

grim

>Social media misinformation driving men to seek unneeded NHS testosterone therapy, doctors say

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/nov/08/social-media-misinformation-driving-men-to-nhs-clinics-in-search-of-testosterone-they-dont-need

>>216630591
went down a bad path the last few days. started drinking earlier and earlier to get out of my hangover. dont know if ill be sober tomorrow

>>216630625
the internet is demonic

Shall be getting the results of my testosterone test this week.
I hope to god it's not low. If it isn't, I know my issues are psychological, not physical.

pre toil mania kicking in

Ten years on the road
And you still can't make it back home
You were caught out on your own
Still waiting for the whistle to blow

Suddenly everything
Fell out of place
You burned all your bridges
'Cause you grew up too late
And the people you love
Are just so far away

When you're drifting
When you're drifting
When you're drifting
When you're drifting

>>216630534
Yep but it's shit mindless job and scamming the people for 4 decades while pretending to work really takes a toll on your psyche and intelligence

>>216630623
I'll go but, I downed a gallon of paint thinner, is that alright?

>>216630625
>a woman consults with a woman on a men's health issue
the inverse would be considered backwards today

>>216630605
Ktim
29 me, you?

>>216630658
>And the people you love
I unironically fucking despise everyone in my life

>>216630675
Yeah that's alright mate, I suppose if you encounter any negative effects from that then the doctor's surgery is one of the best places to be haha

>>216630600
North America (at least the White parts) is just an extension of Europe

Americans be like "you best not to into them woods partner, my peepaw got his arm mauled off by a big nasty grizzly in the 80s, big bill we call him"

america is anti civilisation

For FUCK sake

https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1983565965389382126

>>216630722
I live in a very white city with a high proportion of highly educated persons. Still most people are uninteresting, uncivilized, lack refined culture.

>>216630722
no it is not

>>216630786
all blacks and spicks

>>216630683
36 ooof

americans be like "yo cory wanna go down to the gas station and get some corn syrup candy?"

rorkeing about rorkeishly

>people born in 1996 turn 30 next year
Es ist Vorbei

>>216630535
you have to go back

>>216630808
this is me on the daily

>>216630770
doesn't really work these days does it

>>216630673
this is every job

>>216630809
ktim

:/

>>216630808
god this is me
so fucking me

>>216630770
dunno how you do this

i'm such a fucking worthless piece of shit

>>216630808
psctim
>>216630937
stim

nation of fucking jobsworths

Where's dual SIM paki?

Don't remembering an American werewolf in London ending like that. How the hell does he end up in Paris for the sequel, I'm assuming he survives being shot?

I'm a british male aged 18-34, few friends, a job that isn't particular enriching and I enjoy masturbating and video games.

carlsberg export lad attention-seeking yet again I see

howling at this
https://i.4cdn.org/z/1745612650141704.swf

>>216630234
If it doesn't come out naturally I leave it for later
Don't need that stress in my life

Was thinking of posting a pic of my erect penis for the lads but can't risk copping a 3 dayer you see

>>216631011
paul mccartney begging me to not email this link

I'm 32 and live in a houseshare

>>216631024
post it on /hm/ then link it here

>>216630998
Taking this for my hinge profile

>>216630912
It's someone replying

>>216631046
this is all normal these days
honestly think living at home and saving for a deposit is better than doing this houseshare nonsense

how do I go about attracting hot milfs

>>216631024
post it on mobile data

feel nostalgic watching all this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKU20ZMl5CE

mad how a fried egg on toast is better than scrambled egg on toast even though its the same thing

>>216630770
CORRRRRRRRRR HOLODEM

>>216631090
poached egg >>>> both of those

>>216631090
Nah scrambled egg is better

it raining

>>216631114
Scrambled is the only way to eat eggs.
All others need not apply

>>216631114
yeah mate? *fucking rapes you to death*

>>216631066
>>216630912
You just take a link and put a different username in it

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces

>>216631133
Old Rorke is snoring

>>216631157
*Gets on knees*

Japanese people... An enigma...

British man raped to death over egg dispute

she thinks RAF typhoons mid-air refueling are kawaii ^.^

>>216631085
mad how Amer Hussain and the walking man appear in this video

>>216631114
>>216631090
>>216631113
this is how i like my eggs

Gone a bit fruity after a few drinks lads, a worrying development

>>216631085
what's thereportoftheweek doing in the comments

feeling depressed

>>216631234
nowt wrong with a bit of feminine penis these days lads

>>216631239
it was initially him commenting on one of tim's videos which bought him to the attention of /brit/

Universal Serial Bussy

Done 2 wanks today to gay weight gain porn

Haachama on a mad one

It's a dark, cold, comfy winter night here in England. I should be as happy as a lark. Yet I'm overwhelmed by a feeling of unease.

Then it dawns on me.

It looms.

It fucking looms.

i dont like "biboo" avatar

Child actors concern me

Not sure whether to worry about 4chan getting blocked here, you can still get on the pirate bay and that was blocked years ago.

someone make me a cup of tea pls and ty x

etihad bulls have been quite violent and vigorous
anoda guardiola master class x

>>216631153
oh

>>216631234
>>216631280
>>216631281
/brit/ not /zesters/

doing a read

https://x.com/the_christnats

why do fat people get fat?

like watching japanese clips of holoen and reading the comments seeing what they think x

Need to get on the apps next year and find me a nice young fat bitch to breed

>>216631405
food

>>216631315
used to actually look forward to toil sometimes
not anymore, passion is gone

>>216631288
honestly don't care about the beeb, find it too dull and safe, the impartiality faff is what made shit

>>216631382
to be british is to be zesty

Grow up

>>216631364
the only way they can actually block 4chan in the UK is if they ask cloudflare to do it for them
that's pretty unlikely to happen

Bangers, mash and peas

dont think i have the attention span for porkypine tree. too introspective

>>216631473
Couldn't they just fine cloudflare if they refuse?

>>216631416
corrr yes

>>216631500
rubenesque

um

>>216631500
imagine the smell

>>216631500
took one look at this and did a gay porn dance fuck off evil fat heifer

VPNs are blocked on the 'chon THOUGH
You need a 4chan Gold account

Hope we don't get blocked here, love you lads like you wouldn't believe

platonism
aristotelanism
thomism
cartesianism
humeanism
nietzhisianism

the big six so to speak

>>216631498
and if cloudflare doesn't pay, what are they gonna do, block cloudflare? look at spain to see why they can't do that

>>216631500
Yeah if a bird like this matches me, then I'm all in

Sitting in my desk chair staring into space trying not to think about anything at all

>>216631538
back from the femboy convention, friend?

>>216631545
would... would you suck one of us off?

rain bouncing off the conservatory it lush x

>>216631500
shagged a bird like that once

>>216631568
the oiled up era was tim's peak

>>216631473
bitchute is literally blocked in the uk

>>216631544
Also if we use a vpn we can't have our flag

>>216631500
https://www.reddit.com/r/wgbeforeafter/

what do you want from me

>>216631599
no, bitchute blocked UK users voluntarily
4chan has made it pretty clear that they aren't going to do that

>>216631598
The Spracklen House Marlow period was kino

>>216631592
Prefer not to say

>>216631544
>>216631603
>Which ISPs, IP ranges, and countries are blocked from posting?

>A number of ISPs, IP ranges, and countries are disallowed from posting due to repeated abuse. These blocks are often temporary and don't always affect the entire site. Please note that posting from proxies or VPNs is not allowed.

4chan Pass users are exempt from these blocks (but not individual bans)—click here to learn more.

DISGUSTING scenes at Celtic Park as the home support refuse to respect the minutes silence for fallen soldiers

>>216629783 (OP)
https://youtu.be/_-jKceVtbAM?si=-DOFA7o5wxSSmU33
https://youtu.be/_-jKceVtbAM?si=-DOFA7o5wxSSmU33

>>216631636
you're from the sainsburys aren't you
you're from the sainsburys aren't you
you're from the sainsburys aren't you

>>216631603
we should just pick a random literal who country and make that the de-facto bong on a VPN flag

>>216631668
Georgia is the obvious choice, or one of the crown dependencies that use the union flag

>>216631668
I was thinking that, there are loads of literal who island countries with the union jack on, the flag of Akrotiri and Dhekelia is literally the union jack.

might have fucked it with the toilfu

6 weeks till christmas
I just have to make it to christmas

>>216631686
don't get it

indian man with a towel on his head and an eastern european were chattering away during the b&q 2 minutes of silence today

>>216631712
we know!

might have sex

>>216631545
Me too, I just wish we’d all agree on a simple contingency if this place does really get b&

>>216631665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57PQwe_Pus

>>216631605
Exberg was like the square ssbbw... Yep...

garn beddingtons

>>216631703
I was going to say Virgin Islands for the lulz but turns out their flag is some nasty yankoid eagle

>>216631668
>>216631703
>>216631699
ahem

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Virgin_Islands

downloading sims 3

>>216631723
I felt sorry for Tim during this, I know we found it funny but it wound the poor bloke up even more.

>>216631773
You can use that, we'll all use something else

without 9/11 there's no My Chemical Romance. Swings and Roundabouts and silver linings and that innit? x

>>216631783
Doubt he's lucid enough to remember

>>216631760
any of these are a good choice tbf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Overseas_Territories

Let's play hangman.
Clue: people who are annoying

N _ G G E R S

>>216631773
ahem
>>216631760

f1 was good
cant remember, i feel asleep

mamdani is the whitest looking indian i've ever seen

I AM GREAT BRITAIN

oh wait I'm a complete mong, turns out there's more than one virgin islands

dem a airmasses, a squeaky yeh?

>cold and shivery. throat starting to feel sore
it's over lads. go on without me

>>216631865
screaming, poo screaming

my vote is for the falkland islands because there's a cute sheep on it

>>216631841
A
Naggers

>>216631882
>sore throat came on in the middle of night
>still have it
fucks SAKE

Pick one

>>216631861
whys everyone obsessed with this yank mayoral election

mad how were all made out of dna

I really need a shag

>>216631915
Fucking hell could we actually have it as the ayy lmao flag?

>>216631896
the black man still working for whitey in 2025

>>216631942
would be good if the 'raffe didn't look like dogshit clipart
wtf is going on with its eyes

>>216631925
Many people in this country think they are American

>>216631974
was tempted to suggest that but the overseas

just because you chop your cock and balls off does not make you a woman

>>216631958
*Spunks in my hand and slaps you across the face* How's that DNA?

Woke up today and something has me beaming,
Bradley on the ‘chan and he’s got me poo screaming,
Got our rorkes, our leftypols and Mousey ain’t leaving,
Fuck my nigger life, there’s no future where I’m gleaming

A whine I can spin,
As a bundle of twine

A beautiful tapestry,
Of pitiful crap history

poo

dadberg riled up because someone has phoned him on the big phone on a sunday evening

This webm made me feel incredibly lonely
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762711194981182.webm
I envy the wild

It was real, all of it.

>>216632103
they look like friendly doggos you could go and pet

absolute screaming and the howling it brings
i am the one who'll teach you about poo

need someone who matches my energy


freaks

>>216632118
How is wearing a face mask in public oppressive? Do you also refuse to wear underpants because some fart gets through anyway?

going to 3 weddings next year and none of them are mine

>>216632181
*puts my bare bum in your face*

amazing how many boomers can't even form coherent sentences when speaking
younger people are genuinely far more educated than previous generations

>>216632166
when you call fodenbunny zesty too many times

New meme idea: the stinkarooni. Like what the stinkarooni are you doing rorke

>>216632224
thats what i say when ive done a big poo in the bog

>>216632216
well yeah we have to be, we can't leave school at 16, walk into a 30k job and have a deposit down on our first house 3 years later

>>216632191
>none of them are mine
That's what you think. Let's wait and see what Mr. God has in store for you :)

Females, generally, just aren't very profound creatures.

>>216632260
well inshallah x

9/11 now planes flew into that building. but did they?

>>216632279
this is AI

>>216632279
Lol a bunch of stinkaroonies

>>216632216
There is a reason for this, and if you don't mind a lengthy explanation I tell you why this happens.
>>216632254
This is not the reason

good bread and circuses this weekend. real good.

What's this new stinkarooni meme everyone is talking about?

might move to andorra

>>216632329
>There is a reason for this, and if you don't mind a lengthy explanation I tell you why this happens.
go on then

never fight a land war in asia

67

need putting in on of them labour camps in china
might finally be able to lose some weight

>>216632387
wasn't going to

>>216632415
good, don't

>>216632387
what if youre asian and love land wars

>>216632397
Could just chain you up in my attic, no eating or drinking, except from cum ;)

right who's joining me in a land war in asia then?

>>216630244
I've been fuming ever since I read this, thanks for that

>>216632437
the rule only applies to non-asian countries

>>216632462
oh thank god

>>216632453
*starts to raise my hand but realises nobody else is and slowly puts it down again*

poo war in Asia

>>216632462
India and Pakistan's land wars always end up as failures for both sides so, maybe it does apply to Asian countries

>>216632447
ill pass on the cum, just water fine for me thanks

>>216632453
*it ain't me starts playing*

>>216632453
>Me

>>216632462
vietnam wasn't so bad really

>>216632538
>ed balls: *gulp*

rorke invading russia in the winter

>>216632551
>You won't believe what happened next!

i like spaffing
it's a lot of fun

Would love a new thread right about now

>>216632548
well he'd have to wouldn't he to get it all down him

>>216632587
bet you would

>>216632551
hitler and napoleon failed because they went in during the summer and got caught when it changed to winter
so invading during the winter is actually a smart move

>>216632652
>>216632652
>>216632652