Thread 216632652

are joanne edition

*poos in the thread*

so this is the new is it?
*looks around*
yeah I suppose this'll have to do

love this poo-free thread

survival of the fittest, natural selection

do you feel that toil freak? its the loom

Haha a proper stinkarooni that

>>216632726
got Monday off actually

does he just always make his main male character play himself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6xpABXBM8
one for the cluegainers

fuck sake just sang too loud and heard myself through the headphones. night ruined

wanktoil, then bed

>>>/gif/29765519

>>216632791
extremely upper middle class slop this

My nomination for gimmick of the year: the stinkarooni

might have a decaf

>>216632808
that appears to be a penis

>>216632821
italians inventing veal

>>216632371
Language acquisition is a form of operant conditioning and relies mainly on 3 core concepts
>imitation
Imitating sounds, words and grammatical patterns from other speakers in their environment
>repetition and practice
self explanatory
>reinforcement
correct or meaningful language usage is met with positive reinforcement, encouraging repeated behaviour and in turn improving learning
through this continuous stimulus-response-reward cycle children are able to build correct language habits
this is the very basics of the behaviourist theory
apply this to the generation that'll have the most exposure to language through constant television, internet and social media and you you get what would theoretically be the most linguistically capable generation

Do you think I've absolutely done him?

>>216631906

I'm in a foul mood today

>>216632860
chicken mfs be like

>>216632846
good post was worth the wait

>>216632860
Just like my stinkaroonis haha

>>216632791
millenial shite

>>216632808
those fucking straps making me think blud was a woman

Well, I blasted my tonsils with my Waterpik™ as recommended by posters here, and not a single tonsil stone came out - however they did seep blood, and are now sore as fuck. Thanks lads!

fucking hell it really is looming tonight lads
don't know how long I can take this

>>216632854
nta but here you go

So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?

>>216632906
Have you tried heavily sucking on my penis?

nth for the holodem

>>216632931
I tried fantasy writing as a way to express my feelings about the world, and though I feel that I am good at worldbuilding, the narrative was essentially a rehash of other works which I at the time of writing had not read.

>>216632880
>>216632886
what are you on about?

got the christian rock on, it's sunday you see

doing a big spaff after sexy time

my sense of humour is too sardonic for most people

not sure about this recent sequence of posts

How exactly do you know when to stop pooing? I can sit on the toilet for hours and squeeze some poo out every 20-30 minutes

if you're gonna steal my art at least give me a (You) twat

>>216633031
when I've run out of poo

Feeling tired as fuck

@216633048
good artists copy
great artists steal

gwarn lando

pootoil has been hellish for me these past few days
the smelliest, vilest poo you could imagine, and the stalest farts that were burning my ring
stomachberg has finally calmed down today

>>216632854
looks like he's done you

>>216633093
yeah? did the timmy go in circles for 50 times?
how interesting

you lads poo a lot huh

>>216633174
Yeah, do it everyday

>>216633144
Aren't you a Lewis Hamilton fan?

drinking a mcdonalds sakura sprite

why isnt this available all the time

i am a lewis hamilton fan

>>216633223
shut it weeb nonce

>>216633219
yes but i still think its a boring thing to watch

>>216633223
why the fuck don't you phone ronald mcdonald up and ask him

If it takes 5 donut machines 5 minutes to make 5 donuts, how many minutes does it take for 100 donut machines to make 100 donuts

>>216633240
nowt weeb about it. sakura is nice. where can i get it normally

>>216633252
you like him because he's a fruity lightskin you big gay x

>>216633252
You think cosy F1 weekends with GFberg are boring?

>>216633262
5 minutes

>>216633262
5 mins innit.
Dead clever I am me

>>216633292
id fall asleep

>>216633262
100 minutes

>>216633262
3 weeks

>>216633262
100 minutes

just had a wnak

THIS IS WHERE A HUMAN BEING FINDS ITSELF
IT FINDS ITSELF

>>216633235
same

>>216633322
>Falling asleep on the sofa while snuggled up on a lazy Sunday
Sounds comfy

>>216633262
100*5= 500 minutes

>>216633262
The harder one
A ball and a bat cost £1.10. A bat costs £1 more than a ball. How much does a ball cost?

>>216633093
are chadders looking cute

>>216633333
Checked and correct

what if you wanted to shitpost but 4chan said "connection error?"
@grok make this into a meme

just about mcfucking had it

it's snowing. i hate this

getting red pilled on banks

>>216633262
got laughed at once by shop staff because a shirt and trousers set at a shop cost £80 so i asked how much for just the trousers
apparently you should assume that they are each priced equally

What's a good quality and relatively small vacuum cleaner? I would ask the ai of google, but I trust you lads more

>>216633368
10p

>>216633439
retard alert

>>216633368
Not doing your homework for you little lad

>>216633438
henry hoover

>>216633451
no need to announce your presence

>>216633368
idk look at the price tag

>>216633438
non-gimmick choice: henry hoover
otherwise just pick any Dyson

>>216633174
...yh

>>216633458
Apparently Harvard graduates failed that one at a high rate

I deny the holocaust ever happened

>>216633438
Cordless Dyson

I feel bad for the zoomer asian slags
the millennial ones went to europe/us/canada 15 years ago, found some white nerdboy and now have families and kids
the zoomer ones trying to do the same are greeted with nothing but jeets on arrival

>>216633509
ok

>>216633509
TBF she isn't actually one of the prettiest Asian girls. Eyes are very far apart

>>216633368
5 pennies

somehow Mousey returned

>>216633509
LOL

>>216633509
South asian men are more masculine and desirable than some timmy
also , because of shared Asian cultural values East Asian women get along with South Indian men better

>>216633459
>>216633478
>>216633498
Guess I will go for Henry. My current one is worthless. I'm pretty sure it just blows out warm air.

Roses are red, stems are green
I can't fucking wait, til you turn 18

>>216633590
yeah m8 that's why she's crying. tears of joy isn't it

got a random gifted sub for a titty streamer x

mods hes posting the mice

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_war_crimes

We will remember them

A German family has lived in the same place for 3,000 years

Scientists have discovered that the Huchthausen family from the village of Förste (Lower Saxony) has lived there continuously for around three millennia, Bild reports.

DNA analysis showed that the ancestors of Manfred Huchthausen lived just two kilometers away — in the Lichtenstein Cave, where archaeologists found human remains buried around 1000 BC, along with bronze jewelry, animal bones, and traces of funeral pyres.

Researchers believe these ancient inhabitants of the Harz region traded salt — the “white gold” of the Bronze Age.

The local museum director noted that they looked almost identical to their modern descendants.

“I always thought our family had been here a long time — but three thousand years?” Huchthausen laughed.

Yes, it will take 50 years to buy a house.
Yes, healthcare is unaffordable.
Yes, wages have been stagnant for 50 years.
No, you can’t afford to have a family.

But at least you get to live in a multicultural hellhole with a murder rate equal to most third-world countries

>>216633654
>tfw i read the ireland section

I like sand

>cook chicken
>perfectly cooked
>someone says its too "jelly" and needs to go in for longer (its cooked)
i dont know what the fuck this is supposed to mean

>>216633723
the jelly is formed by the chicken

>>216633590
i hope this isnt a serious post

>>216633792
i like this

words irish diaspora love:
kafkaesque

if i didn't have to live here it would be funny how much the courts have subverted the intentions of the equality act 2010 by abusing the asinine idea of a 'protected philosophical belief worthy of respect in a democratic society'

umm

>>216633792
*steps into /brit/*

>>216633509
uppity bugs and pajeets deserve each other

Hi everyone, I have sex

>>216633590
Spineless Timmy doesn't like this post
He wants bugs all to himself (nerd chinlet Timmy can't get white girls)

>>216633368
5p

but the thing is, i'm an arse man, so this gifted sub holds no value for me

boyish coy look

black people should be remastered

>>216633936
More of a pussy man myself you see

>>216633561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Y2jB87a-2m-fBp_6&v=Mh4f9AYRCZY

>>216633936
>>216633987
I'm a face man, as long as she has a vaguely human female body idc - face is everything. Face you see all day, every day. Face matters in every context, not just sexual.

>>216633915
I was here for 'rarapodium

>>216634000
impersonator

>>216634051
Protective of your shitty overdone meme, aren't you?

>>216632808
just so we're clear you're masturbating to men hairy sweaty and stinky men that smell like men

preparing timmy's takeaway

>>216633654
LOL went to find Breaker Morant and he's half the bloody article

>>216634014
I can agree with you there for the purposes of a gf yes but for a wank to some random bitches OF there better be pussy on display

poo scrivening

>>216634051
what about this one

>>216634009
hahahaha that was such a timmy moment

bought a new backpack

>Butlins Big Weekender, exclusively for adults
Am I mental or does this sound good

that's bullshit but I believe it

>>216634124
the way his insect wife rushes into the room and grabs the insect baby
very animalistic energy

Found that the best way to apply minoxidil is to rock back in a chair, lean your head back and apply the liquid horizontally across your hairline, and let the liquid flow down the back of your scalp - gets the job done

can feel a cold coming on

>>216634094
For a gf you want to bodymaxx, you'll fall in love with the face no matter what

Timmy Snr's daughter

>>216634149
probably good if youve got mates
which i dont

food for rorke

returning to base

>>216634171
hand stinking like garlic and dog meat rushing from the kitchen to pick the little chinky bugs up

they put some shit in them hotel breakfast buffet scrambled eggs

Why don't you lay off the Asians, Chief?

>>216634186
Although you don't want a terrible body, you definitely don't want a dog faced bitch.
If the face is fine then the body doesn't have to be perfect

>>216634226
>Government policies: Israel has implemented policies to deter migration, such as building a fence along the Egyptian border and offering "voluntary deportation" programs.
>Asylum process: The asylum process has been slow, with a large backlog of applications and a very low rate of approval compared to European countries.

are shanny from the band fcukers

>>216634276
they're uppity for no good reason

Eating Tesco Spaghetti Carbonara ready meal

Post it. You know what I mean.

>>216634287
we just explained to you that it's precisely the opposite of that you dumbarse

>>216634374
here you go

watch closely
when all the "timmy" spam posts get deleted, the one about applying minoxidil will be too

Timmy's bride (she made Timmy work hard for it, too)

>>216634404
she has tonsil stones

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1762712839358948.png
based Japan

>>216634404
mental how fit she still is even in her old age

>black friday cat.jpg
laughing at a spastic at this filename kek

>>216634463
Just like me <3

>>216633699
at least you can buy a gun to kys

>>216634416
wrong
you're always wrong you shut-in gayboy

>>216634384
So you're telling me youd rather have a gf ugly as sin with a smoking body than a pretty average face and okay body?
Poppycock

nothing today except +2 SR agnes digital which i already maxed out

Timmy marrying this instead of an English rose

deeply unfunny thread, grow up freaks

If you were gonna kill yourself how would you do it? I suppose overdosing would be the nicest but, I don't really wanna overdose in my house. I don't really want a funeral either and I don't really want my family to see me again. I suppose I could just do it and then get really far away or maybe do it by the ocean and like tip myself over the guardrail when its time. I don't really like the idea of being eaten by creatures but, I'll be dead anyway so, no harm no foul right? Ideally I'd want to be cremated but, I suppose you have to make compromises since my family would never cremate me so, burial at sea it is

>>216634473
from the country that brought the world girl in concrete

>>216634522
sexo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLjYczBrFls

>>216634522
#SaveDerpy

>>216634522
bit gay

gay porn shagging my black arse

>>216634512
average face and smoking body > pretty face and average body

>>216634553
>

another silver (fulumate) t iodine reaction >.<
based kinetics/explosions chemistry

>>216634585
*fulumates with u*

>>216634545
shooting range vegas blow head smooth off

timmy's rodent crush

>>216634595
!!

hope i can do a big sleep tonight

>at work
>speak to an arab
>she barely speaks english
>speak to an african
>he barely speaks english
>speak to a fucking vietnamese (why are they here)
>speaks no english

>>216634621
dont kill yourself

>>216634622
do you have to speak to them?

timmy tuff knuckles smacking his lips

>>216634622
Maybe stop being a bigot
They speak two or more languages whilst you only speak the one (hardly)

>>216634622
It's for the line or something

whenever gf is on her period she keeps getting blood fucking everywhere in the bathroom and I don’t know what to say to her. Always all over the toilet seat and she just leaves it and this morning it was on the fucking wall

>>216634622
what kind of job do you do where that can even happen

>>216634667
lick it off

>>216634596
that's a good one actually, family won't get to look at my corpse, no funeral and hopefully the mutts can just cremate me or something

uncap a support card 50 times

need to find out where to get sakura sprite when this mcdonalds deal ends next month

>>216634683
do they have..?

they don't think it be like it is, but it do

>>216634716
grow up

>>216634666
wow look at those repeating digits!
>>216634700
look at those digits!!!
its classified.

Is it fair to say Putin has saved the Rus?

>>216634663
knowing all the dialects of pejeet-speak isn't an achievement rajesh

>>216634622
english is easy to learn
do you prefer choc ice ethnics who speak english and wave a british flag?
whether they're freshie or born here i loathe them the same

>>216634683
one on the left (not stage left) if fit (if legal age)

>>216634545
easy 10 step program:

1. get a bunch of sleeping tables, you'll have to get them over time or across lots of pharmacies as you can't buy them in bulk
2. rent a canoe
3. buy 2 big dumbbells (10+ kilos) and 2 pairs of handcuffs
4. take a train down to the coast
5. crush all the sleeping pills you have up into a powder - as many as you can
6. get into the canoe with this powder and your weights and handcuffs
7. paddle out into the ocean as far as you can, until you are completely physically exhausted. should be quite a few miles from shore
8. pour the sleeping tablet powder into your water bottle and down the whole drink
9. attach the handcuffs to each dumbbell and then to your ankles
10. as you feel yourself get drowsy (should be within minutes), launch yourself out of the canoe

bingo, you're dead

>>216634750
these 'patriotic' blacks have taken a white woman for a wife and spunked out three mulatto kids. they are part of the problem.

getting kicked in the balls and saying things like:
>YOUCH!
>OWCH!
>O! MY RAISINS!

GO FETCH THE FORESKIN STRETCHER

Come on lads I know it looms but this is a bit much

feeling dainty today, but out of weakness from the hangover

>>216634522

>>216634725
prefer not to say

>>216634752
they're both adults

>>216634795
solution*

https://www.rorkesdriftvc.com/forum/
this is where we go when /brit/ gets shut down

the short chubby dark haired brother from only fools looks weird
definitely has non white admixture

Dubs and I get more booze

I would rather a million ethnic Danes moved here and a million English-speaking blacks and pajeets were deported

>>216634816
OK is she a lesbain

>>216634816
ye canny be posting this

>>216634766
I actually already have handcuffs lol. Wouldn't they eventually find you in the lake and try to delivery your body back?

gf wiped her fanny with the towel I wiped the cum off her belly with last night

>>216634841
I would approve of Western Europeans moving here because they are either on the same intellectual level but also good looking so would improve our genetics. Not eastern euros though because they are not as smart and quite a few are swarthy or asiatic looking.

>>216634862
that's why I said coast, not lake. I am talking about the ocean. the dumbbells will ensure you'll sink right to the fucking bottom and stay there as fish food

you'll also be giving back to Mother Nature, providing sharks and other fish with some dinner

It’s mental, I stop trying in life and I’m suddenly happy

Wanked again and again to the same thing.

At least Palestinians get some restbite

>>216634871
she fit?

mad how in seinfeld, jerry isn't jewish

>>216634934
yeah lol

>>216634841
Most remain voters would.

Not outwardly though

>>216634780
lovely 'tex

>>216634871
congrats

>>216634831
You mean sir David Jason, delboy, the main character?

>>216634934
gotta stop caring but keep going
x

>>216634963
Could you try a bit harder in your response please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAe4myQrD4I

mad how this is exactly how uk politics actually works

always hated those videos where the whole gimmick was wasting food, millenials loved that shit

Sir Main Character

>>216634981
yea

>>216634925
yeah pretty similar to my original plan plus the weights of course. I do already have the weights and handcuffs so I pretty much just need to buy the sleeping pills

>>216635001
is this a good post hehe

I was overthikning the fruit flies thing
rather than doping them with lead acetate (with ethyl acetate) made in the oven and swallowing them and getting poisoned, that being why not to poison them, they can just get poisoned by solvent abuse. im much larger than them and go go huff solvents more

>>216634842
nah, she's just yuri coded

>>216634845
egirl not pony I swear ong

do dogs like climbing mountains?

>>216635026
mousey mate please dont swallow fruit flies

the lion does not concern himself with the Spermatocele in his epididymis

I'm such a pedantic cunt

sir paul mccartney

>>216635046
I love climbing mountains

>>216635054
bet i'm more pedantic than you

Plotting a gigawank

>>216634836
I'll get the dubs for you mate no worry x

>>216635026
do not huff solvents

>>216634947
if she didn't have a nice body and nice blonde hair she's honestly look like a bit of a munter
her facial features aren't attractive

>>216634836
reroll for anon

>>216635082
I love huffing solvents

might have sex

>stage left
just say right

>>216635046
yeah rocko does

>>216635096
ktim

Sir Shake-up Considerer

>>216635122
but thats just not stage left
anterior posterior front

>>216635094
and how many crossed the big beautiful wall?

stage up

>>216635124
Wtf my childhood dog that my family rescued from its abusive owner was originally called Rocko and looked very much like your dog

why cant we fill the grey squirrels with cDNA and irradiate them with 5G rays

>>216635153
audience-adjacent performer-oriented lateral vector

Sir Bradley Wiggins

>>216635122
no, whichever way you're facing on stage, stage left is always the same direction

>>216635177
not my dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdWpguXAtzo

Sir Special Immigration Appeals Commissioner

>>216635203
what

>>216635167
>Over 2 Million Illegal Aliens Out of the United States in Less Than 250 Days

Sir Sausage Returner

Hyperwank
Gigawank
Ultrawank

>>216635229
Need ICE marching down the British high street

Capturing grey squirrels and strapping them into little metal chairs and blasting them with thousands of images of mutilated grey squirrels intersected with smiling children then releasing them into public parks

>>216635246
Überwank

>>216635203
stage left is right from the perspective of those acting

Apple Wank Ultra

considering a minorwank

>>216635262
Shhhh, we mustn't speak of such things

this is a welsh woman

had a Macrowank earlier

>>216635318
A swarthy people

>>216635248
They came

*poos on the poster below*

any benders in house? how did you know you were gay?

>>216635219
you could have people on stage facing front, back, wings, diagonal, upside down, you tell everyone to take 3 steps stage left they'll all move in the same direction but i'm sure you know this already, silly

Scheming the quadruple wank, a multi wank, if you will

watching Poo 2: The Pooening

blep

truth be told I've got my bum

>>216635344
The gay sex gave me an inkling

>>216635268
if they're front facing, yes and not just acting

Sir Disintegrating Squirrel

theres a mentalist driving a bulldozer down the street in cheadle

shagging a fit tranny isn’t gay

>>216635349
Will have to call in a care package afterwards

>>216635393
bit gay

>open /brit/
>open Quick Reply
>have nothing to say
>post some shite anyways
>leave immediately

put grey squirrels in the matrix pods, but code:red mtn dew

poo

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z9uR6Lqu5qA/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEnCOgCEMoBSFryq4qpAxkIARUAAIhCGAHYAQHiAQoIGBACGAY4AUAB&rs=AOn4CLBAIWVwpBY6rrnkQKoNDyQ6330w3Q
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z9uR6Lqu5qA/hq720.jpg
yes, "first date" is the problem word there. YJK! >.<

>>216635386
Cheadle mentioned

>pull back foreskin under my duvet
>immediately smell cock
Wash it twice a day, but it won't stop smelling

>>216625423
>>216625423

https://www.reddit.com/u/GildedDoll

fucking HELL

>>216635407
only sir keir starmer has the power to make this possible
but he doesn't do it
curious

>>216635439
bounty chocolate bar

>>216635403
Gotta keep it moving

preparing to do like 200 runs in uma game when i get kitsune black, with carrots

>>216635443
this is banned.

>I would approve of Western Europeans moving here because they are either on the same intellectual level but also good looking so would improve our genetics. Not eastern euros though because they are not as smart and quite a few are swarthy or asiatic looking.

Based

>>216635443
you gave the government yo mugshot to visit this??

>>216635508
LOL

>>216635424
My body is ready.
I will click the link.

make a bad psych edish
zero cuck posting in bad psych editions

>>216635508
nobody actually did that

I need 150 king halo star pieces before 2026!
and class rep horse + BAKUSHIIN spark

>>216635527
how are you getting round it then. i tried the daryl meme but the webcams are too smart

>>216635429
your solution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8CobibE84w&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D

>>216635584
>>216635584
>>216635584