Thread 216635584

latex edish

The hypothetical quantumwank

>>216635565
for reddit specifically you can use ID
i just googled "uk driving license" and picked a random one
dunno if you can still do that tbf

That latex sweat draining video was fucking hot - I want to fuck a girl after she's done intense exercise and is soaked in stinking sweat so bad

the gaff

>>216635618
My dream home. Sucks this is a wealthy person lifestyle now.

Eat that

literally christmastime
i've done nothing this year

literally just download vpn and use the free version
you can be browsing with complete freedom in under 2 minutes if you do this right now

would be doing 200 og cap runs (to try for a good legacy for literally me)
to be trying for speed/stamina sparks and maybe wit

>>216635617
this one?

>>216635677
'

>>216635613
lying bastard

whats going on with those yank planes

please tell me there aren’t actual posters here who still haven’t realised you can just use a vpn

The jew does not concern itself with the opinions of the goyim

Why do I see so much about Slavic women trying to meme themselves into relevancy. They're trying to be the Latinas of Europe
Like "ugly racist thumb bf, cute Elsa slavic princess gf" memes
Shut up. Every polish woman I've met has been a vile hag.

heatherbender status: done
melty status: imminent

>>216635677
free vpns always have dogshit bandwidth
and you're also often signing up to let other people use your IP as a vpn for their own connection

where’s gorpheus?

>>216635651
if you walk along the shore here you'll see traces of old docks everywhere where people used to have their little fishing boats

I'm literally shagging my wife as I type this

>>216635731
free version of proton vpn has been absolutely fine for me
don’t really care

fuck sake I guess I'll have to have a wank then

>>216635689
This seems like an easily surmountable problem

I need to get active in the drill scene

>>216635693
skill issue
works on my machine
etc

order free SIM cards online

>>216635752
>>216635759
The duality of man

>>216635689
Need it in a glass for me to smell

>>216635617
>she's done intense exercise and is soaked in stinking sweat so bad
girls hate that and will always shower no matter what you say

>>216635752
ever shagged her up the arse?

>>216635651
Well in the UK perhaps, in Norway I looked at random properties and many cheap ones are like that

melt down sim cards for free cold

>>216635677
>free vpn
lol

>>216635690
the 'anyone who doesn't want to be spied on by literally everyone, everywhere ever is a terrorist nonce' meme has got to be one of the weakest and most desperate glowie efforts i've seen

>>216635760
but why would you want to surmount it?

>>216635808
almost

casually mentioned to the toilfu that I smoke weed every now and then and she did not react well at all, she actually said she was disappointed

sir mick jagger

>>216635819
no they give you a cold, that's what I meant

>>216635776
Every sim card must be connected to your social security number in Sweden. You must use digital id to activate it.

>>216635809
he's not a glowie, at least he would be getting paid
he's just actually bought into their narrative like a gormless idiot

>>216635832
sir pie eater

bakushin: 1* wit 2* sprint
did NOT get anywhere close to 600 from 540 power. 570 power. didnt want stam on a sprint horse

>>216635763
you're lying. you uploaded your real id like a cuc and tell everyone you're a leet hackzor

>>216635796
Never fancied it. Vile degeneracy honestly. What's the point.

>>216635832
YOU FAT BASTARD YOU ATE ALL THE PIES

Sir David Jason

peng orgy video i'm keeping for the end of the night

Sir Jeremy Corbyn

>>216635821
so what, shes not your mother

clean like a carwash

>>216635858
cope

>>216635821
it's a gross habit i think only girls who smoke themselves are fine with it

>>216635848
dystopian lmao

sir harvey weinstein

Hagrid Sex Tits

>>216635886
sir george orwell

>>216635890
er

>>216635885
Mega cope lol, women find smokers sexy

I want to be English.

>>216635821
lmao one time i accidentally made a girl dislike a friend of mine by mentioning he smoked weed, felt horrible afterwards

>>216635909
smoking weed isn't sexy. it smells so bad

>>216635886
Government wants total control and they will have it, resistance is futile

>>216635916
shouldnt have thrown the fucking tea in the harbour then should you?

>>216635883
die by the sword

after a full year of searching I found a normal job
office n that and everything
early days but it seems like the job is going to be piss... I'm a bit concerned actually. Just from looking at the metrics the workload is fucking nothing. I'm wondering why they hired me at all (I'm not even the only person joining the team)
Pay is shit for Donedon but I get to wfh
Ah well let's see how it goes. I suffered so long until I got this, things are finally on the up it seems ... For now

>>216635916
But America is so much better

Escortlad here
remember on Thursday 6th I sent her a message asking if she was available that night? she has read that message now, but I've had no reply, which I guess makes sense as the date has gone.

What should I do about the earlier message I sent asking about the 12th? wait until the evening of Tuesday 11th to follow up?

where's heathermong gone? i thought he was threatening a melty if we didn't use his thread

>>216635878
I wasn't expecting her to be fully supportive of it or anything but I was quite surprised and how negatively she reacted, it's not like she's super straight edge or anything
ah well, it was nice while it lasted

>>216635931
I vape it so it doesn’t really smell

>>216635938
the hell they will, faggot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LoRa

>>216635938
fucking sucks that there's basically just one country that actually prioritizes freedom in the whole world

>>216635977
Hey Escortlad. Would you mind putting "Escortlad" in the name field, so I can discern which posts are yours from now on? Thanks a lot mate.

>>216635977
no lad i don't remember actually

>>216635991
You told a colleague you vape weed? Do you not hear yourself

>>216635977
Er no .. Sorry mate *walks away*

>>216635983
he’s firing up the botnet to post his nonce spam probably

*fires a distress flare from the back of the thread*

>>216635967
this will be the start of your adventure working behind a desk at the local gherkin tower

sabrina <3

>>216635991
vapes absolutely do smell

>>216636008
cheeky

>>216635983
off to the gherkin to stand in for katy

og cap girlfriend clothes (start of the game)

>>216636019
what's the issue

>>216635998
America is going to implement its own digital id and nobody will do anything to stop it

>>216636048
t. him samefagging about himself

>>216636019
That wasn’t me
>>216636046
Nowhere near as much as joints, and I take measures not to have it smell

>>216636043
bet she loves anal

I remember when I was posting on /brit/ in 2016 and posting bladee lyrics everyone fucking hated him
funny how things change

>>216636057
theyd go mental
even suggesting that you should need ID to vote gets them up in arms

>>216636064
redundant post is redundant, faggot

"guts" gains are always like +9 now
on the other one the base gains are lower but the miltipliers are poggers (new animation though)

>>216636064
He was taking the piss out of heathermong mousey, don’t be so retarded

I don't go to the gym I just curl some weights at home from time to time

>>216636083
everyone except maybe 2 posters still does btw

>>216636083
who's that
>>216636085
i wonder if they even have the appetite for it, the original yanks revolted over much much less than the stuff already going on in the US

>>216636085
some states already have it.

americand dont care about freedom when it comes to protecting muh childrens or because terrorists or whatever

You have an approximate 10% chance of death if you are struck by lightning

>>216636085
It'll be sold to the magatard rightoids as a way to control immigration by Trump and they'll swallow it wholesale. They're already working on implementing this btw, the state wants total control and surveillance in order to stop anyone from ever organising against it.

I need to get out of this God forsaken hellhole

>>216636117
it isnt though. unless she just has a big uterus or whatever
a, childbearing uterus or however the carrot crunches

>>216636144
need a poo?

>>216636143
They're already working on that?

>>216635967
blog on

or however the carrot crunches :3

>>216636117
Why did I watch this now I have aids
Sickening
What is wrong with women

>>216636161
a poo seal to escape via aquatic means

eating 3 peter's yard sourdough crackers that came from a train

rabbit spotted
um yeah youve got a big uterus because youre so fertile thats hot want to fuck

>bladee
What's the deal with this guy

Why is Sweden such a cultural force

>>216636193
Is that what your German great-grandfather used to arrive to Argentina?

>>216636165
Was waiting for that thanks. Wouldn't be the same if I didn't bait at least one blog on. Don't forget to like and subscribe

>>216636196
um

>>216636116
could all be the same person but have seen quite a lot of bladeeposting recently

bladee

the uterus lays squished no top of the intestines so she could have slower intestines or malabsorption. the gut bacteria is also related to the vaginal flora, apparently

anyone going to see bassvictim next saturday x

>>216636202
give up all hope I could finally start living
im a robot I let the drugs give me feelings
when im too drunk I can't talk bout my feelings
I don't talk to girls they only talk bout their feelings

"uterus" lol maybe if she were 4 months pregnant. She's just fat

disabled horse ^.^

intestines? pooterus more like

i'll never get over this sabrina carpenter

>>216636288
Is this meant to move me
This is tumblr tier

uterus big fertile sexo placenta when shes pregnant eluting lots of estrogen (which I think also makes more water retention)
or if its a cycle, and its when inside uterine sheds, her high progesterone lets fluid leak out of the blood vessels to make that oedema. those are the two things I learned from the stuff about women

Gabe sex arse

>>216636228
it's AH's new special interest

>>216635665
belly just audibly roared at this image

making a mends

Who is this skinhead pig I keep seeing x

>>216636316
Die by the sword, Star Wars
Walked out the store, Clean like a car wash
Die by the sword, Star Wars
Walked out the store, Clean like a car wash
Die by the sword

>>216636288
whitearmor was making ALIEN beats in 2013

>woman showing lower belly
>monkey brain *neurons activate* stimuli
sex>sx sex

I need a girl like this

>>216635665
phwoooaaarrrr
need one of those rock hard chocolate squares with chocolate custard next

eating rice pudding out of the tin

We gonna poo or what

>>216636352
don't think you do

>>216636346
Must be a relative of John Pork

asian fannard

Drinking a glass of 18 year old Yamazaki by the fireside. Enjoying my Autumntide as we drift into Wintertime.

>>216636043
there's something deeply unappealing about her. her 1950s bimbo slut persona is just sort of disgusting.

probably better to train with gold city (because her bar is always high at the start) to rainbow first rather than kitsune black who will be on that skill anyway when rainbow training, instead of kitsune first

>>216636352
I've had moments of like two days where I don't want to leave my bed/bedroom but then I just get up and tidy up the crisps packets after a while

Do English girls also have ghetto booty?

>>216636117
they 2 seconds from fucking

>>216636401
>t. Juan Porco y Porcéz

yow

probably because he complimented her womanly big uterus
really could say anything at that point. "hey, nice feet"

>>216636452
pot kettle

Who is voting Green then?

>>216636426
Perceive the flatulence

>>216636352
thinkpad spotted
that's a man, baby!

anyone following dannyboy83 recently

it was the worst of times

>>216636411
fire on in this weather
it was 17 degrees out today mate

im voting for the magpies

>>216636459
*raises hoof*

Sir Sciurus Carolinensis

>>216636477
I've seen her naked so no

>>216636352
thats so uncomfy . at least get a bigger blanket and some pillows

the poo calling the kettle black

I want potential lvl 5 on og cap :3

need to cum

>>216636043
i would love to see how bad she looks without makeup

>>216636509
looks old enough to be his wife

>>216636459
this lad

>>216635618
that's like 10000 EUR to buy here

This sounds hilarious

>>216636473
>American immediately responding
Imagine my shock

>>216636420
Yeah I can't stand her, her music is fucking gash too

>>216636544
acreage?

finger in me arse

kin ell those are some nice fat arses

cock

>>216636426
ja jäsiken vilken """fitness"" på heffaklumpen till höger

>>216636550
Yes, I tend to post about sniffing women’s farts, it’s kind of my thing.

>>216636535
she looks lovely mate x

return

Is this true?

>>216636559
just the field and the road leading up to it

>>216636577
>>216636580
>>216636583
>>216636590
>>216636598
>>216636602
>>216636606
>>216636613
>>216636619
get these fucking forners out of brit

>>216636411
>yamazaki

Reminded of the beautiful gyokusai on Attu Island lead by Colonel Yasuyo Yamasaki. One of the most sincere men to ever live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKvArBaDEOA

it begins

>>216636580
>>216636583
>>216636590
om du inte gillar matgeek hör du inte hemma i sverige

where did all the swedes come from

>>216636598
lesbian

>>216636670
Hyperborea

>>216636539
Looks like badger from breaking bad

pop a hernia

>>216636690
looks more like a a gay ray mears
gay mears, if you will

>>216636702
would be 10/10 with a cock

just logged on /brit/
what did i miss?

yarn geek nigga

>>216636708
>gay mears
Every time YOU look in the mirror maybe.

I translated /brit/speak into French

nigger

>>216636744
screm

>>216636546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIlBtJfCG4o

rape

>>216636759
Yeah but you can’t say that though can you?

>>216636754
sc reamin

anti-foreign posters sentiment on /brit/ is on the rise...

nigger

how much will you get in your inheritance lads
dadberg told me theres probably 300k waiting for me then 200k on the house so half a milli
im gonna be rich!

nègre

>>216636785
>>216636801

>>216636139
>You have an approximate 10% chance of death if you are struck by lightning

You say there is a chance?

>>216636827
around 6.5m or thereabouts

>>216636827
by then half a mil will only be worth 50p

>>216636830
we don't say that here

for me? it's rapeseed

>>216636827
nothing whatsoever

>>216636827
i'd rather have a dad

>>216635584 (OP)
latex outfits make women look like whores I don't know what she was thinking with this

for me, it's canola

bit gay

>>216636877
Try Fear Gorm

>>216636827
A trillion pounds

>>216636509
I think it's soy the way they portray dads like this
Sputtering when they discover their adult women daughters have sex
Grow up.

>>216636902
For me, it's England.

>>216636900
maybe she was trying to look like a whore

nonce

>>216636896
rare wholesome /brit/ post

>>216636827
£100m in property assets
£17.25m in liquid funds
£280m in stocks and shares

>>216636896

h had one for like 50 year. whats he gona do get a immortal cyborg dad

second time I've wanked today
plus I've had a lot of alcohol the past few days
overall it's been a very degenerate phase I'm having at the moment

>>216636924
Why would a woman do that if she's not a whore

>>216636945
get on the poppers

>>216636934
genuinely why even bother working if this was the case
id just doss around and do whatever i liked with no thought to my future at all

for me it's cunny

timmy's hairy guatemalan wife beating her 5 year old son and yelling some bullshit in her beaner language

>>216636949
Begin with your family.

>>216636965
When did I say I have a job? I wank and post in Brit all day

>>216636851
sure thing mate
>>216636934
sure thing mate

reminder to report the BE flags posts

women deserve less

>>216636970
rare good belgian post, laughed at that

Bro why are we used at the example of decadence on Google

rat

>>216636987
irrelevant spam/catchphrase

My vision has got a yellowish tint

>>216637014
send them a letter of complaint

>>216636950
no way she listens to rap music

you know what i mean

i don't think i like decadent things

what do you want from me

>>216637014
bad psych search engine

>>216637014
honestly that is a bit rude tbqh

>>216637059
Foghorn Leghorn

do you ever see yourself attending one of these

I have no incentive or desire to save up. I'm just waiting for my inheritance and I'll be sorted

>>216637086
Funny you posted that, just went through my screen captures on the cell

>>216637086
okay jack letts

um

cute sleeves

>>216637103
didnt make any friends in my 4 years at uni or my 3 years of phd
so why would i

Right well that's just not on is it now Oxford Dictionary? You CAN'T say that.

>>216637180
Whose fault was that

timmy watching pov japan train ride asmr to muffle the MLE and ruthless bashing sounds coming from upstairs

>>216636965
sounds like you'd quickly descend into increasing levels of hedonism in order to stave off your existential thoughts
probably go full epstein and everything (and if you have that much money, there are definitely a LOT of cunts who are just watching and waiting for you to do that)

>>216637180
K wall flower

>win G3 for 3500 fans
>get 7500 fans
based

>>216637194
me, got autism and SPD and BPD

>>216637221
based

>>216637189
howling

>>216637206
>>216637104

sweden keeps posting here but everyone has him filtered
whats the point

>>216637243
don't respond to me again you little freak

I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.

>>216637189
POO SCREAMING

off to budapest next year
anyone been?

>>216637264
id wait for you to poo out her poo then id eat it and poo it into emma watsons mouth

>>216637255
Spank me

>>216637281
no

don't be silly girls don't poo

... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live Sao Paulo F1 Grand Prix on my TV via puck in home ...

maybe she should also have weird gallbladder issues

>>216637325
Womfy

Right well that's just a massive white willy pounding the life out of a tight black pussy isn't it

>>216637307
ok im going next year
have you been?

>gross income £100k
>take away £68k
so what are they doing with the rest of it

2/4 work days complete, then 4 days off
Mondays are usually a cunt
Tuesdays tend to be the best day of the work week

>>216636827
no idea but my father makes bank so it should be quite a nice amount

>>216637103
Something about these people sticks out. Hmmmm.....

No way that lad has like half a billion of inheritance coming to him

>>216637318
one girl demythified this and told me they do actually poo
I was 23 back then when this happened and I haven't recovered from the fact yet

>>216637364
Well mate, you see, Mohammed and his friends have just turned up and they need special halal food and a nice 5 star hotel room

>>216637364
paying me because i work for the government

hate being poor

>>216637364
fuel for the boats which carry 200 million immigrants across the channel every day

>>216637360
no
have you?

>>216637103
Fuck no. I went to high school in New Zealand and its way too far away. And I never graduated so fuck that.

half a billion? there is no way Elon Musk wants his TESLA to pay him 1 $Trillion

>>216637419
kek me too *gives you the secret gay porn handshake*

>>216637399
well yeah but it's pink and sparkly exactly like a vanilla cupcake

>>216637378
you're not used to seeing an all white year in modern britain

never actually seen someone suck teeth irl i dont know what that means

>>216637456
>>216637456
>>216637456

>>216637423
have you tried pulling yourself up by the bootstraps?

i wanted to make a cute op thread but this stupid 5 minute timer

>>216637399
Can confirm.
My ex had some gut issues and lactose intolerance.
She used to diarrhoea shit constantly, dirty sow so she was

>>216637225
>>216637225
>>216637225