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>>216643406 (OP)
Disgusting motheryaar.

This is the Jason approved thread

>>216643406 (OP)
this is the one

Remember what we all do this for, /cum/

not posting in the animetroon thread

Good animes air after midnight. Anime isn't for children.

>>216643521
I would stay up till 1-2 am as an 8 year old

>>216644553
>I would stay up till 1-2 am as an 8 year old
Jesus, at 8 years old? Why?

Bro had to pee, what is he supposed to do? Hold the bag with his teeth?

>>216645523
me when I take the wrong stairs at shinjuku station

>>216645540
icelandpipo be like oooh this nutella too spicy

>>216644553
Me too id secretly read late at night with a flashlight

Again, who is the retard talking shit about me?

>>216645602
Anyone gonna tell him?

>>216645604
I didn't watch tv past midnight in Brazil, it was just a bunch of naked women flashing their tits

>>216645619
>I didn't watch tv past midnight in Brazil,
>it was just a bunch of naked women flashing their tits
If you didn't watch, how do you know about it?

SNOW FUCKING SUCKS
Snow fucking sucks I hate it I it why do I got to live in a state thats so isolated cold and poor what am I being punished for I just want to be warm and comfortable like everyone else

>>216645637
haha RETARD

>>216645627
Busted~

>>216645627
Everyone knew about it. I just watched American porn since I was little because I never liked brown women thank you

Women love to feign weakness when they want a guys attention
>Oh anon I'm so weak I can't hold this board anon thank you Idk why I'm like this

why did normans have to ruin the internet...smdh

>2:30am
>go to get a drink after seeing the snow
>momberg is also ip looking at the snow
We are White EVROPEANS

Yah, I'm going to bed. Still not sure what I want to do tomorrow. Maybe I'll go see the new Frankestein. Or I'll just read.

>>216645644
I'll find you and kick your ass

>>216645708
Don't, it's shit

>>216645726
you'll slip on the snow and break ur leg

>>216643406 (OP)
I always sit and pee :)

>>216645741
good girl

makes
me
ponder

Weed makes you anxious and so does coffee
I cant drink all the time
Seriously is there a chill pill out there?

https://spicychat.ai/chat/f8cbfca6-c8d9-476d-a340-cae03aefa005
I can GOON to this

>>216645787
a girlfriend

>>216645787
>Seriously is there a chill pill out there?
most are placebo
I tried kava but it was only mildly relaxing & made my liver hurt
Ashwaganda for some relaxes, but i tried it and it just made me depressive
only thing that works for me is meditation, exercise, and yoga
Yoga works the best for me

Kratom

>>216645787
Kratom. Say bye to jacking off though. She takes a price

the 4channer ass-pussy cries out for the solemn certainty of steel

>>216645708
Have you read the original Frankenstein?

Just made tea (green tea). Blasting metal.
>>216644596
I was allowed to in the summer, on breaks and on weekends.
>>216645604
Based. I have a few fond memories of staying up way too late by lamplight reading.
>>216645637
>>216645658
I would prefer the warm rain over snow any day. Also Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Currently blasting BTW: https://youtu.be/uuB-465qO3U
PS: why do I keep copping this ban-evading faggot's bans on /vg/? I've never even used that board.

I feel like I would be very relaxed if I became dead. Therefore the true “chill pill” is cyanide. Otherwise it’s just anxiety forever and ever ever and ever lole

Tired of seeing that

Fun fact the mother of Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein, is considered the first feminist.

>>216645871
Nta (obviously) but I've never read Frankenstein. Is the 1818 version better or should I read it as originally published?

ill marry hina youmiya's fat cartoon ass and nobody is going to stop me

I am completely addicted to Yuri manga. I do a volume a day. Period

Watching The Chair Company

>>216645956
let me guess dem niggas make some chairs

>>216643478
Thought this was a drawing of Dr Mario pissing in a urinal

just had an excellent goon sesh

Dinesh is sperging out on X again.

>>216645927
I don't really read yuri manga. I've read a couple, but I prefer LNs, actual books, but there are so few yuri LNs translated......

>>216646031
They always get so mad when you just say "you're brown" lol

>having a friendly conversation with some girl i just met
>she asks me to guess how old she is
what the fuck am i supposed to say?

>>216642522
>>216642546
>>216642560
>>216642614
My first and only drink was the dino sour peach beer
>>216642616
There was a live concert

I didn't eat anything today, I drank that entire beer rather quickly and I didn't feel anything at all. I was still my shy and autistic cornersitting self.

aids isn't real

>>216645637
There is a duality among the locals here regarding precipitation. In summer there is a contingent of them who want endless rain and unseasonably cold temperatures all summer. Say "we need the moisture" and "it's good for the farmers" and "it's cozy". These same people do not appreciate snow. Everyone hates snow after the first major dump of the season. There is no justification about it being pretty. It's an inconvenience, a hassle, and it causes mass disruption every time accumulation reaches in excess of 10cm overnight.

>>216646031
Honestly, I think Dinesh would be trolled a lot less if he just ignored this stuff. Lashing out at every groyper Xtard about how "not butthurt" you are while everyone can taste your seethe across the screen just makes it even worse.

Like just shut up and ignore basement dwellers, you old coot.

>>216646046
Say 20
>young enough answer that she shouldn't get offended
>old enough answer that you don't look creepy for

>>216646054
Why are you even watching this stuff in the first place?

>can't stand living with my schizophrenic mother anymore
>sister offers me her spare bedroom
>now I hear her and her boyfriend having sex in the next room

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/31/g-s1-2298/publisher-of-2000-mules-election-conspiracy-theory-film-issues-apology
number one elite human capital mr trump saar

>>216646088
Murder your mom in self defense

>>216646075
why aren't you

i always gotta pee after nutting

Bros.......it's over..............

>>216646209
Thats normal, if you dont the semen could dry and glue your urethra shut and it would be really painful

Watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8VtW1VOUzU

>>216646277
I honestly just do it because i have terrible insomnia because I can't fucking get over the fact that I'm 25 and never had a girlfriend and no I'm not going to settle for anything less than a 7+/10 white girl she can have dark brown hair and brown eyes like me I don't give a fuck thank you for reading my bloggposting

>>216646343
Uh ok glad I could help you with your completely unrelated problems just be sure and clear the runway after your bust if you dont want an uncontrollable sting-y piss later

Is Moby-dick difficult to read for japanese?

>>216646383
in English

>>216646067
namaste my hindu brother

>>216646392
idk maybe are you good at English?

>>216643406 (OP)
How come Catholic Americans engage in ultra nationalistic groyperism way more than Protestant Americans? I'm just a bit confused because
>Protestants: Usually have roots going back to the colonial era
>Catholics: Usually Ellie Island descendants

But the former is relatively chill when you'd think they'd have the biggest reason to be nationalistic.

>>216646343
I thought blondes actually liked white guys with darker hair?

two words: smelly ballsack

>>216646421
Namaste dude, but I'm not religious, sorry.

>>216646549
it's cope for being mediocre working class subhumans

>>216646549
How come Indian culture revolves entirely around cow shit?

>>216646605
You shouldn't call your mom a cow

>>216646453
okay I kinda get it.
It's still too early.

>>216646658
So you admit it's a shit-based civilization

>>216646605
indians are gods

>>216646677
Only because your mother decided to become a Scheiße actress.

>>216646776
Does it ever bother you that theres a whole genre of videos where White women break down and cry when they discover just how disgusting India really is in person

twitter thread

>>216646549
The evangelical Protestant ones are the typical American exceptionalists. The Catholic extremists are the more groyper Francoist Christofascist types though yeah; they're a much smaller group than the cornfed white evangelical Christians raised on VeggieTales, CCM, homeschooling and with an IQ of sub-100.

Doug Ford like ice cream

Cuz I'm dressed like a cat

i am extremely wealthy

i attract financial abundance effortlessly

i am part of the ruling class

i AM

>>216647294
hiv +

You're insane you're in pain I can tell by what you're saying

>>216646824
>White women break down and cry when they discover just how disgusting India really is in person
You should find that extremely relatable

>>216647415
my bad

>>216647405
hiv is pure fiction to demonize homos

>>216647294
That last one though, that's good advice.

Have you ever accidentally sounded yourself with your thumbnail while playing with your flaccid cock

>>216643406 (OP)
typical SkipTheDishes streetshitter

For non-cucknadians, that's their equilevent of DoorDash or uber eats

>>216647481
Accidentally? No.

which spirit would enjoy an offering of whiskey

I've started tucking and I really like it.

>>216647638
that's nice, honey
anyways the congos apparently only like rum

>>216647649
neat

trannies are only valid if they're cute.

>>216647769
rowboat mongoloid face

>>216645787
>Seriously is there a chill pill out there?
Take the sunbathing pill and the walking pill. The road bike pill is also fantastic. I also take the full-frame camera pill and the convenient lens (20-200mm) pill. It's also crucial to take the sea pill and greenery mountain pill, as those are the best. When you're home, take the photo pills and video pills you took with 4K monitor pill.

>>216647784
t. seething ugly failed tranny

Hidamari Sketch

>>216647813
she looks like egoraptor's weird chink wife

>>216647933
rich coming from you, jason

>>216647595
Fireball will just piss them off

>>216647966
her lips make me think of that short story where the soldiers face and limbs got burned off in ww1, I can only assume it felt similar to her forming in the womb

Our world is doomed. The English damned us all by not exterminating them.

>>216648014
why are chuds so intimidated by indians

>>216648014
Stupid thing to cry about. Dating guys you're living with is hellish. You only move in together when you're really sure you have 24/7 compatibility.

>>216648063
She wanted to get gangbanged by White men. She wanted to be with fellow humans, not monsters.

You can't even solve the problem with lynchings and mob justice. We're literally completely fucked and have no recourse short of global nuclear war wiping the slate clean.

>>216648176
You could rope yourself and solve all of your problems at once while improving the state of the world for everyone else.

>>216648053
>>216648063
She's afraid she'll get raped

>>216648176
it doesn't matter. we're in the kali yuga. focus on your spiritual evolution so you can chill and goon in valhala forever.

unfortunately you all will not be escaping the cycle of reincarnation and will be forced to live again in 2150 as enslaved humanoid robots under the control of neuralink

>>216648410
You're a faggot

homosexuals are closer to spiritual enlightenment than the average person

When my little brother died, I cried
(Every night, every day)
I told all of my niggas slide
(Every night, every day)
Man down, another homicide
(Every night, every day)
My Glock stay on me when I ride
(Every night, every day)

white people should be fined for using the n word

>>216645874
dont know a single person that experienced heckin teen lovaroony in middle/highschool and stayed together after hs ended. mostly they just had drama and awkward shitty sex and jumped ship when their options opened up in college

>>216648974
nigga please

i kinda hate how squeeky my floors are. i feel like i wake the entire house up every time i go to the kitchen for a snack.

>>216645654
Ackchyually… Strict social media censorship was largely brought in by ADL advertiser boycott campaigns. It started with bans on so-called “antisemitic” content, but then it spread to anything remotely offensive to anyone (other than normal white men).

NOT the Normans…

>>216646031
>>216646067
I’ve noticed that a lot of public figures are only famous because they constantly lash out at ‘the other side’ on social media. They’re doing it on purpose; they’re trying to make a name for themselves. I’ve even observed some weird Batman-Joker duos who only really seem to be famous due to constant feuding with each other. They could fuck over the other one by no longer engaging at any time, but it would also be suicidal for their own fame.

>>216645619
Sounds based

eating polish ham and cheese

>>216649415
Don't like ham and I don't trust orientals to make cheese

>>216649493
didn't ask

>>216649507
I told you anyway bitch