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Anonymous Italy No.216643524 [Report]
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Anonymous Italy No.216644411 [Report] >>216645933 >>216649870
prev >>216612850
i forgor
Anonymous Spain No.216645163 [Report]
Good morning /med/.
Anonymous Portugal No.216645791 [Report]
I woke up tired
5 more days of hell
Anonymous France No.216645882 [Report] >>216645933 >>216645955 >>216645982
A toast ! To Joao in particular.
Anonymous Hungary No.216645933 [Report] >>216645958 >>216645967
Good morning sirs.
Just woke up 20 mins ago so I'm skipping gym today (over imc). Had a tasty 'nana and a cuppa for brekkie.
Time to start the grind.

>>216644411
No worries, fren.
*hugs you*

>>216645882
>taking addicts' money from them
Capitalist scum.
Anonymous Spain No.216645955 [Report]
>>216645882
Guess the trip to Andalusia paid off
Anonymous Italy No.216645958 [Report] >>216646010
>>216645933
aww
Anonymous Spain No.216645967 [Report] >>216645982 >>216646002
>>216645933
You are starting to skip the gym quite often.
Anonymous Italy No.216645982 [Report] >>216646005 >>216646010 >>216646044
>>216645882
Damn you risked with the PSG fixture, also you could have added Inter no cap, we played very well
>>216645967
Holy naggerdom
Anonymous Portugal No.216645999 [Report]
The cagie consumes all.
Anonymous Hungary No.216646002 [Report]
>>216645967
Don't worry I won't make a habit of it.
In the past 4 weeks I only had 1 leg sesh on the weekend as I just couldn't be assed to lift because of being tired cuz of the wagie and being more depressed than usual. As for today, I could go and lift rn, but I'd rather be productive in the cagie. I'll have almost a whole ass month off soon anyway, so I have to focus on the grind for now.
Anonymous Greece No.216646005 [Report]
>>216645982
This is how you keep someone motivated, by nagging.
Anonymous Hungary No.216646010 [Report]
>>216645958
>

>>216645982
>Holy naggerdom
He's right doe.
Anonymous France No.216646044 [Report] >>216646078
>>216645982
Odds too low, and Inter gave me the ick last time I bet on them. I thought about City considering Liverpool form.
Anonymous Italy No.216646078 [Report]
>>216646044
Yeah Liverpool is shit this year, I don't know why, we'll be up against them in December so I hope they stay shit
Anonymous Italy No.216646970 [Report] >>216647389 >>216647414
Anonymous France No.216647052 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI
A-WA
Anonymous France No.216647280 [Report] >>216647389
>today's featured article on french wikipedia is about the concept of twink
Anonymous France No.216647389 [Report] >>216647515 >>216647820
Great brunch yesterday, eat a lot of greasy and sugary stuff.
Just done with my coffee for now. No work this week, just relaxing.
>>216646970
Is it really like this for introvertoids?
>>216647280
kek, nice. Normies should know more about this
Anonymous Italy No.216647414 [Report]
>>216646970
Reddit-tier post
Anonymous Greece No.216647503 [Report]
Any asmr role play enjoyer itt this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRT7-tkvJq0
Anonymous Italy No.216647515 [Report]
>>216647389
yes, trying to pick up on social cues takes effort
Anonymous Hungary No.216647820 [Report] >>216647920 >>216649453
>>216647389
>Is it really like this for introvertoids?
I just simply don't know how to initiate a talk and don't know how to reply when asked. Spending time with normies never tired me out though.
Anonymous Greece No.216647920 [Report] >>216647955 >>216648098
>>216647820
Talk about the weather, never about religion or politics unless you want to reveal your chud status.
Anonymous Italy No.216647955 [Report] >>216647981
>>216647920
you can't talk about the weather for more than 2 minutes
Anonymous Greece No.216647981 [Report] >>216648041
>>216647955
Yeah it acts as a conversation starter, then you expand on other topics or small talk.
Anonymous France No.216648016 [Report] >>216648124 >>216649453
What does the sailor say when he's close of Bordeaux?
>Landes!
Anonymous Italy No.216648041 [Report] >>216648094 >>216649453
>>216647981
how do you do expand?
Anonymous Greece No.216648094 [Report] >>216648180 >>216649496
>>216648041
Depending on the setting and the actors.
Are you at work?
Talk about something neutral regarding work.
Are you talking to relatives?
Talk about current events without supporting a side.
Are you with friends? Say whatever you like, a friend will never misunderstand you and even if he does there will be no hard feelings.
Met a friend after years yesterday, and it was like we talked yesterday.
Nothing changed, other than our appearance because time is relentless.
Anonymous Hungary No.216648098 [Report] >>216648130
>>216647920
>Talk about the weather
Eh. It works once or twice, but I can't initiate a talk with the same guy/girl for the 20th time if I always talk about the weather.
Anyway, sure it works as a conversation starter, but when people start talking about another topic I just don't know how to respond.
Anonymous Hungary No.216648124 [Report]
>>216648016
Anonymous Greece No.216648130 [Report] >>216648180
>>216648098
You can give vagues answers that could be misinterpreted to your benefit.
Anonymous Italy No.216648180 [Report] >>216648224
>>216648094
i'm retarded when it comes to getting a sense of how interested the other person is, but that makes sense
>>216648130
>to your benefit
?
Anonymous Greece No.216648224 [Report] >>216648269 >>216648414 >>216649496
>>216648180
>Do you think that x minority should be sterilized?
>Maybe
Something like this.
Anonymous Italy No.216648269 [Report] >>216648289
>>216648224
what the fuck
Anonymous Greece No.216648289 [Report] >>216648336
>>216648269
So if you see them angry after your response, you can add not after the maybe to keep your base safe.
Anonymous Spain No.216648336 [Report] >>216648360 >>216648365 >>216648421
>>216648289
Most people don't talk about sterilizing minorities when they just met someone.
Anonymous Italy No.216648360 [Report]
>>216648336
now we know why he's an extrovert
Anonymous Greece No.216648365 [Report]
>>216648336
Yeah it was an example.
Anonymous Hungary No.216648390 [Report]
'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfM3RAn2Jv8
Anonymous Italy No.216648414 [Report] >>216648428 >>216648498
>>216648224
You told me a couple of weeks ago that you are not a chud
Anonymous France No.216648421 [Report]
>>216648336
Anonymous Italy No.216648428 [Report] >>216648507
>>216648414
and you believed him?
Anonymous Greece No.216648498 [Report]
>>216648414
I am not, this was an example that I found appropriate for this thread thanks to context and past discussions.
It's always better to use the appropriate lingo depending on the platform.
Anonymous Italy No.216648507 [Report]
>>216648428
I absolutely did not
Anonymous France No.216648690 [Report] >>216649334
>tiktok female user executed by jihadists
Anonymous Hungary No.216649334 [Report] >>216649356
>>216648690
Anonymous Greece No.216649356 [Report]
>>216649334
He doesn't want to upset the rich people who brought them there because they will not fund his next election campaign otherwise.
Anonymous France No.216649453 [Report] >>216649509
>>216648041
>>216647820
If you have to ask, you don't need to work about idea on how to expand the small talk but about the framework surrounding it.
As an introvert, your best asset is that you're potentially a great listener. And the greatest way to make friends is to: ASK - LISTEN - REMEMBER.
ASK them about themselves, a hobby or passion they seem to have and LISTEN to it. If you meet them again, REMEMBERING these elements and mentioning it to them will be a huge plus to your relationship.

Small talk is easy, just go in a direction and see if the discussion takes off or not. If it starts dying down, try another topic. Don't be scared of failure or silence, just own it. Don't be afraid to take risks when you get better and ask out of left field topics to surprise your conversation partner and make them more interested.
>when people start talking about another topic I just don't know how to respond
Reply with your take on the subject. Or ask them more about it if you don't know. Make a joke about the topic (higher level). Mention an anecdote about the topic (higher level)

There are subcategories to discussion. You can be a good storyteller, a good joker, a good listener, good at small talk, good at deeper talk. You can be better at talking in groups or one on ones. With time and training you can identify your strengths and weaknesses and work with them.

>>216648016
kek nice one Oscar
Anonymous France No.216649496 [Report]
>>216648094
>>216648224
good answers from greekbro too.
Never compromise yourself, never antagonise or go on touchy subjects if you don't feel at ease.
>Something like this.
exactly or turn if into a joke
Anonymous Italy No.216649509 [Report] >>216649552 >>216649635
>>216649453
why is it weird if i write things down like their hobbies or favorote movies to remember them?
good avice overall, thanks
Anonymous France No.216649552 [Report] >>216649572 >>216649635 >>216651771
>>216649509
I do that, I have a good memory overall but I will write stuff I could talk about with X.
Just don't let them know you do.
Often say to pipo, hey i thought about you because (thing related to them).
t. Brune just in case
Anonymous Italy No.216649572 [Report] >>216649597 >>216649635
>>216649552
>Just don't let them know you do.
this is what i'm asking, why do you have to hide it
Anonymous France No.216649597 [Report] >>216649695
>>216649572
Because they don't do that.
Not doing like them is le bad. O algo.
One could argue if you need to write it is that you don't care enough to remember. But normies have poor memory, I often have to remind them of stuff we talked.
Anonymous France No.216649635 [Report] >>216649688 >>216649695
>>216649509
It's absolutely not weird and a great way to start things out.
Normies all write out friends birthdays, it's only natural.
So you can expand on that and write favorite hobbies, movies like you say, dreams, likes, dislikes, gift ideas, topics to focus on or avoid, etc.
>>216649552
>hey i thought about you because (thing related to them)
extremely good advice and good way to get closer to pypo
>>216649572
Outs you as autistic. They'll find it weird, either that you care too much or not enough
Anonymous France No.216649688 [Report] >>216650349
>>216649635
>you care too much
Also.
On the few dates I went (fakecel moment), had a list of subjects. I would look at it if she or I went to the poop-station.
Anonymous Italy No.216649695 [Report]
>>216649597
>>216649635
damn as a neurodivergent that sucks but it's nice to know why, thanks
Anonymous France No.216649764 [Report] >>216650752
Good morning med, am back from rooning in the forest, it was very foggy but there were still many people. Gonna do some dumbbells this afternoon.
Anonymous Malta No.216649769 [Report] >>216649987
>talking
Anonymous Portugal No.216649773 [Report]
anyone else here with liver complications
Anonymous Italy No.216649788 [Report] >>216650752
I just met a classmate of mine from high school, it was nice
Anonymous Hungary No.216649810 [Report] >>216650752
>mfw (you) from gman
Anonymous United States No.216649870 [Report]
>>216644411
kys for that, op holy fuck up
Anonymous France No.216649987 [Report] >>216650123
>>216649769
She wouldn't because you don't talk with the mouth full.
Anonymous France No.216650057 [Report] >>216650091 >>216650123 >>216650752 >>216651771
Look at this fog
Anonymous France No.216650080 [Report] >>216650091 >>216650123 >>216650752
Anonymous Italy No.216650091 [Report] >>216650303
>>216650057
>>216650080
damn, don't get lost anon
Anonymous Malta No.216650123 [Report] >>216650303
>>216649987
I wouldn't talk to her.
Fun fact: one of my kindergarten teachers once approached my mother to ask her whether I was a mute.
>>216650057
>>216650080
I want to walk there.
Anonymous France No.216650303 [Report] >>216650503
>>216650091
It's okay it's just a straight line, you can't get lost
>>216650123
Really ? Why ?
Anonymous Greece No.216650349 [Report]
>>216649688
For dates it is a good idea to tell her she looks nice, compliment something about her like her clothes or her hair or her voice, but not boobs or ass.
Also ask neutral questions like about work or friends and listen, women like to talk about themselves.
I never went on a date or interacted with women, this is from second hand experience and intel I gathered from observing people (not spying or anything).
I'm still a truecel.
Anonymous Malta No.216650503 [Report]
>>216650303
It looks nice.
Anonymous France No.216650733 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K00UUAKIH14

Kek
Anonymous France No.216650752 [Report]
>>216649764
>>216650057
>>216650080
Love foggy weather. It was extremely foggy yesterday too, kino.
>>216649788
Nice, did you talk about the good old days?
>>216649810
here's one more, my sweet. ;)
Anonymous France No.216650802 [Report] >>216650917 >>216650990 >>216651771
Turkey, rice, yellow onion
Anonymous Brazil No.216650917 [Report] >>216651060
>>216650802
stop baiting me
>rice
honorary delícia
Anonymous Italy No.216650990 [Report]
>>216650802
I also had rice for lunch today
Anonymous France No.216651060 [Report] >>216651962
>>216650917
My latinX-adjacent sister, while in Spain, I encountered a culombian who slept on the top bed with the shoes on the bed but not with his feet in.
Was he scared of being stolen?
It was an older lad.
Anonymous Italy No.216651142 [Report] >>216651159 >>216651771
Reaching 3 million POPs in my Milan Run, 500 ducats base tax, year 1447. Northern Italy under control, time to swat the pops and napols
Anonymous Greece No.216651159 [Report]
>>216651142
Is pic related the reward for your achievements.
Anonymous France No.216651222 [Report]
For our resident author
Anonymous Portugal No.216651617 [Report] >>216651706 >>216652786
perfect woman for Maltanon
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762780310719490.mp4
Anonymous France No.216651706 [Report] >>216651966
>>216651617
Anonymous Portugal No.216651771 [Report]
>>216649552
Brune uncovered the truth about making people want you. Just talk about them, people love themselves and like to be the centre of attention.

>>216650057
Comfy.

>>216650802
>ESTOU A COMER ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZ
100% buckbroken by macaense pipo.

>>216651142
Sex.
Anonymous Hungary No.216651938 [Report] >>216651951 >>216652126 >>216652175 >>216653055
What's for lunch iyc, /med/?
I had 4 eggs with some salad and I had a brotein drink after.
Anonymous Greece No.216651951 [Report] >>216652496
>>216651938
Comically large ass.
Anonymous Brazil No.216651962 [Report] >>216652204
>>216651060
>latinX
but as for your question this dude is probably nuts
Anonymous Portugal No.216651966 [Report] >>216652232
>>216651706
he loves latex you know
Anonymous Spain No.216652126 [Report] >>216652204 >>216652496
>>216651938
Chicken breast and papas a lo pobre.
Anonymous Portugal No.216652175 [Report]
>>216651938
nice bum
Anonymous France No.216652204 [Report]
>>216651962
I said adjacent.

>>216652126
>papas a lo pobre.
Anonymous Portugal No.216652232 [Report]
>>216651966
Do people get off to this?
Anonymous Hungary No.216652496 [Report] >>216652610 >>216652655 >>216652688
>>216652126
>a lo pobre
Damn nigga. Thought you were a burgoise scum o algo.

>>216651951
Comically tight cunt too probably.
Anonymous Italy No.216652610 [Report] >>216652952
>>216652496
Damn, I'm clean shaven and with average height
Anonymous France No.216652655 [Report]
>>216652496
He's proletariat-maxxing.
Anonymous Portugal No.216652664 [Report] >>216652952 >>216653252
perfect woman for Magyanon
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762783050825248.mp4
Anonymous Italy No.216652688 [Report] >>216652952
>>216652496
>tall
Anonymous Malta No.216652786 [Report]
>>216651617
Plap, but rubbery.
Anonymous Hungary No.216652952 [Report] >>216653318
>>216652664
Knew it was either going to be a trannypost or a fatasspost.
Would not.

>>216652610
>I'm clean shaven
I'd unironically get an electric razor rn if not for them not giving a clean shaven look like manual ones do fr.

>>216652688
>mfw 185cm short
Anonymous Malta No.216653055 [Report]
>>216651938
Pasta
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216653252 [Report] >>216653318
>>216652664
>tfw got tricked
Anonymous Portugal No.216653318 [Report] >>216653742
>>216652952
hey man you're the resident omnisexual you're the one who's going to be the butt of those jokes
not hate just thought it would be funny fr
>>216653252
I got bamboozled too but then I burst out laughing
some people turn to despair others to laughter I suppose
Anonymous France No.216653414 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nEGXFMzYpno

Thoughts on the Chili's mozzarella sticks Catnigga ?
Anonymous France No.216653532 [Report] >>216653742 >>216653769 >>216653840
>mum recently learned Sarkozy was a ((()))
Bit slow on this one, mumberg
Anonymous Malta No.216653729 [Report] >>216654190
Anonymous Hungary No.216653742 [Report]
>>216653318
>not hate just thought it would be funny fr
It was ong. Keep them coming if you want to chef fr.
Would have been funnier had I not expected the twist but it was clear from the beginnning that was a male fr.

>>216653532
>hungarian name
>politician
>((()))
many such cases
Anonymous France No.216653769 [Report]
Had to wait 15 minutes to call the social security
>>216653532
Does she know about Gaddafi and Paul Bismuth ?
Anonymous France No.216653821 [Report] >>216654032
https://streamable.com/d8weui

Why do zoomettes talk like this ?
Anonymous Malta No.216653840 [Report]
>>216653532
A noseman.
Anonymous France No.216654032 [Report]
>>216653821
Sorry Momo, I won't listen to zoomspeak.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216654190 [Report]
>>216653729
I wonder if zoomers know about Tech Decks. If they don't then they should