Thread 216644475

Chicago Town original deep dish mini pizzas edition

*enters the thread*

https://www.fb.com/people/Stephen-J-Townsend/61582398582792/
First time coming across one of them fake facebook scam accounts.
Women in replies looking like they're 80 talking about love.
Tragic, lads.

>>216644475 (OP)
those are fucking rank but the subs are peng

>>216644475 (OP)
Lads...

>>216644475 (OP)
Grim

>>216644523
Uh hello, YUM department??? Need backup here ASAP...

>>216644512
cor...
*sees flag*
fucking lecherous animal control yourself

>>216644523
vile, no wonder all yanks are obese

>"yum department"
>pizza with heart attack inducing amounts of cheese but no toppings whatsoever

mental how roger penrose is 94 yet still mentally like all there and sharp

get the niggers wanked off

>>216644640
*california girl accent*
omg like all there? like like like all there like there in its entirety?

>>216644657
shut the fuck up.

>>216644657
done him up the arse

Day 23 without porn
Day 16 without masturbating

Woke up with a strong erection which is encouraging

might make a covfefe

>>216644691
something's missing
did you see an escort?

>>216644704
Haha is that a DJT reference? Epic

absolutely horrific night's sleep
worries me some of the shite that goes through my brain when i'm asleep what if it seeps into my consciousness

>>216644586
>Muh obese

>>216644713
I left that out. I'm in a bit of a pickle on that front.

I sent three messages across the space of five days last week that haven't been responded to yet.

Originally, I emailed on Sunday 2nd asking if she was free on Friday 7th. She said no as she was away for a few days but that she'd like to see me when she got back (10th November).

The first reply after that was me saying "we'll catch up after the 10th". I sent that on Sunday 2nd. She read that on Tuesday 4th. No reply which is fair since I didn't ask for a date.

The second was then me (on Monday 3rd) suggesting Wednesday 12th as a meeting date. She read that on Tuesday 4th, no response.

Then last Thursday 6th, I messaged her asking if she was free later that evening. She only read that a few hours ago. Obviously that's in the past now.

Please give me some advice here. Right now, I'm thinking to wait until around 6pm tonight, then send her another message asking her to please let me know if we can meet. But I don't want to be too pushy. I don't get it because all previous communication has been good.

What's the best way to approach this?

Despite the fact I just walked into my kitchen, rested my knob on the counter and chopped it right off with a single swing covfefe

stop reddit spacing
you know who you are

So I wanna know,
What's the name of that BAME?
Does it mean anything to you?
What's the name of that BAME?
Can you feel it the way I do?

>>216644761
Why don't you call her?

its here

Imagine a big stadium is being filled with water and the amount of water doubles every second, at 60 seconds the stadium is completely filled. At what point in time is the stadium a quarter full?

>>216644821
She doesn't accept calls.

So what do you think of my plan to wait until 18:00 today then message again if no response is received? She's definitely back now, says she's available this week.

Took the Tadalafil
Didn't work. Erection was still meh and weakened as I was shagging the missus.
Maybe I don't have a problem and I'm just not attracted to my wife anymore?

>>216644830
You can just ask chatgpt to do your homework for you don't need another people anymore

>>216644846
Better than nothing I suppose. Do you really need to see her? Don't you want to use the extra energy you've gained from abstinence for other things like lifting weights or learning an instrument?

COME ON RORKE ROCK YOUR BODY!

>>216644830
58 seconds

>>216644879
>>216644928
I heard the question on a coding jesus video where a quant trader struggled to answer

>>216644943
rough and double rough because he needs to code and coding is one of the worst jobs out there. I'd rather be at Stalingrad and just get my death over with than be a coder

>>216644909
I want to try having sex again, yeah.
You're right about extra energy though. I do feel quite good aside from sex.

>>216644829
phwoar

the covfefe hath brn ingestibulated

has it not

>>216645006
programming is very enjoyable actually

start 'reddit spacing' again

you know who you are

He likes our new mugs (they’re fine China)

>>216645019
I really disliked it when I tried it (javascript), one of the most boring things out there I'm a very positive person too and coding is one of the things which managed to make me feel so lifeless

every time I arrive home there's a gato resting under the neighbours van that I can see wincing from the brightness of my headlights
I really don't like blinding the little fella like this but what can you do

>>216645058
starting with a declarative language like javascript without having experience in an imperative language like C is probably a bad experience yeah

>>216645078
i'd probably dislike C also, any coding in general I imagine, much more into physical stuff, just applied for a job in Austria actually to produce schnapps.

>>216645074
should beep your horn so he runs out and you can splatter the little cunt

>>216645051
Bunowitz

>>216645058
>I really disliked it when I tried it (javascript)
lul

>>216645058
mad how java and javascript are different despite the name

didnt mean to reply to that post in fact i disagree with it

reheated burgr for breakfast

>>216645078
retarded cnile post

>>216645214
kek this is me

>>216645174
java kind of reminds me of covfefe
>>216645161
i'm not into coding so idk what this means, is javascript widely disliked?

the language is the least important thing in programming

>>216645217
yeah

My bollocks feel like they’re going to explode because of no nut November

why don't you programme some more interesting posts

>>216645217
i didn't even get that they meant senile until I saw you greentext it kek

>>216645257
no i meant cnile
as in a portmanteau of C the programming language and senile

Rock tunnel at the beach

>>216645296
what am I looking at here?

what if in the near or distant future there is a massive movement for getting off the internet completely
no social media, no porn, not even email. just the bare essential things like a clock and bills

>>216645221
well like >>216645235 was probably suggesting every language will have their various downsides and advantages, although js is notoriously a clusterfuck in certain respects and I personally just detest most things web-related

but you probably have a good enough intuition for whether you like the idea of programming anyway that another language probably would not change that

>>216645264
gex, portmanteau of gay and sex. I'm surprised this isn't widespread lingo already I thought of it over a year ago now and still it's not used as much as it should be
>>216645336
i think it's a drinking well, inland far away from any beaches

>no i meant cnile
>as in a portmanteau of C the programming language and senile

>>216645336
Yer mums gaping anus

>>216645360
too late

what if in the near or distant future there is a massive movement for getting off women completely
no socialising, no sex, not even looks. just the bare essential things like a cock and balls

>>216645370
rent free

>>216645336
rock tunnel at the beach
>>216645360
na you can see some in the cliff here think they form from ancient tree roots

>>216645242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBqOAQ4btbU

girl at toil told me she was thinking of going celibate for a year so she could focus on other things or some shit and I had to give it the whole "woah that's mad aha I can't imagine how hard that will be ahahah"

>watch videos of japanese people getting interviewed, getting questions asked like what kind of men they prefer
>comment section is a bunch of indians seething no one said india
lol

>>216645417
idk I think what i typed was correct, you're describing a rock tunnel at a beach
>>216645387
mindblown that it's only rated E, should be R rated for sure

>>216645399
called it lmao

>>216645467
i'm saying rustrannies live in your head rent free
i'm a haskellGOD

>>216645456
the internet was ruined the minute the 'jeets got cheap easy access
I do feel a little sorry for them for being the official least attractive race and designated joke country

>>216645478
don't think i've seen anyone else ever use 'cnile' but alright

I am actually just a gotard

they taking the hobbits to isenguard

dont like
How youtube blacksmiths just make Damascus everything
Very kitsch

I put on my robe and wizard hat

4 strength 4 stam leather belt

i am a nigga i know what they want

coding is 4 virginz B^)

chocka on the m25 this morning

forren flags stop arguing
get along

Didn’t know baloney was spelt bologna
Been saying boh-log-nah ever time I read it and thought it was a different thing

SO, LETS JUST PRETEND
ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
BETWEEN YOU AND ME
WAS NEVER MEANT
WAS NEVER MEANT

Hated all programming languages until I started using SQL, cause it's easy

Mental how all society asks of trans freaks is they don't enter locker rooms and toilets of women and kids and don't do sports that beat the fuck out of women and somehow that's too much to ask

Horrible freaks

>>216645663
i love databases but i HATE sql with a passion

>>216644475 (OP)
slooooop

Quiet out this morning

can't sleep because i'm anxious about going to the dentist first thing in the morning

just needed to have a little whine, ty

>>216645672
oh doesn't that make you SO special

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How do yanks survive, it's like 10k if you ever use an ambulance. Dole scum use ambulances for banter or if they drink too much alcohol and it's free

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Oi Putin, get rid of the nukes yeah?

one hand washes the other

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>>216645669
classic example of give an inch, take a mile
same thing happened with women, fags and blacks

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RANGZ RANGZ GIVE ME ALL DEM RANGZ

>>216645696
Well Zack you've convinced me. Into the bin they all go. Can we be friends now?

My new life awaits me in Japan…

>>216645732
Shame you won't leave your smeggy bedroom to go and get it.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

why doesn't putin just bomb presidential palace in Kiev with zelensky in it? obviously easily could if he wanted

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

i hate this bot because whenever it see it means i've gone and fucked up my sleep again

>>216645737
You’ve just given me fuel for the fire…

>>216645742
*Kyiv

People need to start treating trans the way black people treat gays. They get accepted but if they start talking shit they get beat the fuck up like any other guy.

If a trans freak wants to enter a woman's changing room they can but they can expect to get stomped out by an angry dad

Hi
@NationalHways
- can you tell me your timeline for getting rid of these dozens of distracting and dangerous flags littering many of the signs on the A64 around York? I'd also like an idea of what this will cost NH, if possible.

>>216645742
probably a secret agreement not to target each other directly

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>216645758
LOL as if that little rat could lay a finger on putin

If Japanese men won’t shag their women, I will!!

just burped and tasted sick in my mouth

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216645669
I wouldn’t mind if they actually acted like women but they don’t. Like you’ll never see them give a fuck about women stuff it’s always programming and talking about pissing on TERFS. Meanwhile I knew a few FTMs and they all loved yaoi and other women stuff.

Seriously imagine the scenario.

You take your little sister or kid to the pool and you leave them off while you go to the changing room and you see some fat balding man in a dress walking in and you know he's a sick fuck who's 100% going to strip naked Infront of everyone.

And if you protest YOU are the bad person

>>216645755
dont think national highways has brit mate

why would l want to imagine that scenario

Decided I'm not gonna message the escort today if she hasn't messaged me by 18:00. I worry it may make me come across as desperate. I'm just gonna see if she gets back to me regarding the suggested meeting date of the 12th. If not, then I may message her on say Thursday 13th.

Reckon I've made the right decision lads?

>>216645774
They are just perverts, studies have shown they just want to enter women's spaces and see nude women and they want to force them to see them naked.

Trans people are the ugliest and most socially isolated munter men that's why they fight to enter women's spaces because they are pervs

can see why rorke would hate this show

>>216645782
all government agencies should have /brit/

>>216645786
now imagine that scenario if the roles were reversed

Mad cunt

>>216645785
i'll bet putin's feeling pretty sheepish right now for not thinking of it before

Are there any trans in the UK? Honestly this just sounds like some yankified moral panic bullshit to me you never hear about any tranny even trying to touch kids
Meanwhile immies...

>>216645794
you should be beaten in the street like a beast

The porn ban made me wan less so I'm suing Queer Stürmer for giving me prostate cancer.

so glad the woke era seems to be coming to an end
won't be long till we look back on it and wonder how it ever got so much traction and it's all thanks to Sydney Sweeney's tits

toil freaks really do be going to toil hahah

why didn't hitler simply drop a bomb on number 10

can you do connections in the print copy of the NYT

>>216645798
Yeah I really hate them. The lack of self awareness they have is absolutely astounding, I can’t believe some of them actually, genuinely believe they are women and no different to biological females. Even autistic women are different to MTFs.

>>216645813
Yes there are. They're 99% the type who literally make no effort as well, apart from sticking on a dress and maybe a bad wig.

How to boil egg

>216645815
stop giving him (You)s

>>216645839
Oo what about the 1%?

>>216645842
can't shag an egg without breaking it

I’d tongue punch her fart box.

>>216645842
is one egg unoeuf

>>216645853
are french trannies common? little men in dresses running around going sacre bleu

>>216645839
in the last town I lived in there was a fat middle aged bloke I would occasionally see walking about in a pink wig and skirt, absolutely grotesque sight to behold

>>216645872
One egg is not unoeuf, I'm a big boy me I need at least three
>>216645875
Never seen one myself that's why I struggle to believe this isn't some yank shit again. I'm sure they're out there but they're probably too scared to go out

>>216645815
I'm asking for advice lad, no need to be cruel

I hate the fact trans people always use the kinda fit tranny's to make the argument that they would look out of place if they use mens bathroom and fail to take into account most of them look like fucking mutants

Imagine this fucking ogre in a woman's bathroom with kids

right well my phone is now at 4% battery so that's the end of my time in /brit/ for a while, later homos

>>216645910
Not a homo though am I you fat little mong

>>216645895
France is more normal, I think us having more exposure to yanks through the anglosphere transferred some of their retardation. I was training to be a NHS call handler and one of the higher staff from another department was a 60 year old 6ft tranny in heels and a high ponytail wig, he’d go ‘hiyaaa~~’ when anyone walked past.

almost time

I'm a trans woman in the american midwest, I experience no transphobia, I am gendered correctly at work, I have a loving husband and a large supportive family, I use the women's restroom without issue, sometimes I get on 4chan and it's like I'm getting internet piped in from a parallel universe.

nov 2025 and unc is still arguing about trannies in womens bathrooms

it no longer looms for the freaks

toilberg is at the office and he expects you

When the pendulum swings back to the hard left in five years what does everyone think the next stage will be?

I reckon it's either supported genuine violence against white people supported by the news and media or some type of noncery being socially accepted

>>216645919
always trans women on 4chan and never trans men. why is that? almost like you’re still male and think like a male so you still have male hobbies/interests like this site even if you call yourself a woman and pump yourself with hormones

you call yourself a degenerate but you wont even shag a 56 year old transwoman

>>216645834
wish he fucking would have

>>216645919
>I have a loving husband
ESHUTA?

>>216645923
You saying this isn't fit?

l've noticed drag queens have stopped reading so thats one in the win column

What I wouldn’t give to sniff her farts.

>>216645935
you're failing to consider the overtown window . in 5 years it'll be communist to just suggest we have a weekend again

>>216645936
everyone on 4chan is trans girls and closet trans girls, tumblrinas are all trans men, that's the gender dichotomy of internet weirdos, that's why we're all bitchy skank bathroom gossip and they're analyzed to death boyish diatribes.

>>216645919
you're a bloke lol

>>216645935
Honestly kind of scary how so many lefties (including white ones) just fucking hate us because we dared to make their shitholes liveable a few hundred years ago. They don’t give a fuck that Arabs did the exact same but worse and still own slaves because they’re brown and all POC band together regardless of race because the one thing they’ll never be is white.

Yeah what the fuck was the deal with drag queens wanting to read to kids, that was weird as fuck.

>>216645963
yeah I don't trust the gays.

>>216645948
mad how these weirdos were hanging around schools and libraries to read their propaganda literature to kids and everyone was like, ah yeah that's perfectly normal.

as i get older i notice how quickly the seasons change

if i see a drag queen at the panto this year im gonna start a riot

something about that slavic autism that all eastern european women have that is insanely attractive to me

>>216645915
Yeah I reckon your historical proximity to the yank has made you more vulnerable to their nonsense.
> 60 year old 6ft tranny in heels and a high ponytail wig, he’d go ‘hiyaaa~~’ when anyone walked past.
Absolutely grim, can't even imagine what that looks like. I think I've met a couple of benders online that spoke in that faked high pitched voice, the anime girl avatar sort of guy but thankfully never had to deal with one in real life
A man doing this in public would almost certainly get beaten straight.
>>216645987
My knees hurt and my eyes are getting worse

Might buy a bumgay off Amazon.

>>216645957
best part is my husband's got a vagina so when they undo gay marriage we'll still be fine, laughing at the crying fags

>>216645963
it was part of a vicious arms race with rorke to see who would back down first over whats dangerous to society

good morning kids today i'll be reading you a kids book called bumholes

leftypol on a mad one

mr brosnan has got of a tummy on himself nowadays

>>216646048
mad they couldnt find a englishman this attractive to play their most famous character

Stupid Facebook, I only want real Adam Rose reels from his official account. The jeet-made Adam Rose edits aren’t funny and are just poorly edited generic fail videos which isn’t even what Adam Rose reaction videos are about.

>>216646099
baby perfectly placed to receive it up the batty when the mum gets shagged also

>>216646099
You should get a shotgun license and then blow your head smoove off.

when my boss doesn't want to do a job he just prices it at a ridiculous amount, he priced someone £10k for £5k worth of work and they agreed to it

why are people so happy to waste money?

>>216646074
englishmen are the best looking men thougheverbeit

cue bradley

Eggs and peas for brekkie

doing a gooey poo

>>216646118
too much money in the economy. your boss is dumb for not asking for more

>>216646118
thats a lot for a

reckon ive got internal flu or something
maybe mong covid
everything aches

>>216646136
Yum!

company stock gone from 170 to 120 fml

Irish people expect you to take them seriously when they’re from places called Dingle and Mayo lol

>Nvidia CEO Asks TSMC for More Wafers to Meet Strong AI Demand

>+2.85%

Fuck You

>>216646136
me when I go outside (the image not the gooey poo I keep those for the toil bathroom (henceforth referred to as the toilroom))

this is gay

>>216646195
AI bubble

>>216646212
>Physical AI is the integration of artificial intelligence with physical systems to enable machines to perceive, reason, and act in the real world, bridging the gap between the digital and physical environments.

>>216646214
The escort anon in tatters

>>216646223
uncannily long torso

>>216646257
I hate the "people" of this country

>>216646257
>British man discovers cooking

I’ve saved £5,000 a year in travel fees by not going to work

>>216646257
I don’t understand why so many poor people and chavs are obsessed with takeaways. It’s more expensive than cooking at home, you can buy pasta for nothing and have it done in 15 minutes. I get a takeaway every few months as a treat

forgot to have a wank last night

>>216646110
kys

>>216646288
It costs you over 15 quids just to get to work? Where do you work at, the moon?

>>216646323
Serious question do you spaff on your kid if you shag your wife while she's preggers? Does it mean you facial'd your own kid?

>>216646289
*adds that to the ever-growing list of things you don't understand*

What’s with all these youtubers calling themselves shit like RetroGeek, Nostalgia Dork, Vintage Dweeb, etc?

>>216646337
yes and if the kids is a girl it could get pregnant and then you'd have a double pregnancy on your hands

went for a drink with a mate from school and he told me hes got a chinese missus
what the hell was i mean to say to that

>>216646378
It's pregnancy all the way down.

In bed farting

>>216646384
'got a tight twat has she?'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U&list=RD6IE9RoP-18U&start_radio=1

... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Classic Coronation Street on iTV3 on my TV via puck in home ...

>>216646420
Stop it

>>216646350
Well care to explain then leftychops?

>>216646451
I don’t want to see your diaper!!

>>216646337
https://youtu.be/8oK0dYfg5U0?t=182

>>216646378
Pun pun nakadashi

>>216644475 (OP)
home :)

Got the itchy wool jumper on

Meetingtoil in 5 mins lads still sleepy I hope I won't have to do a lot of talking.

What's for scran today, /brit/? Mash and onion gravy, here. No bangers, though.

doing mucky little shits out of my arsehole

>>216646516
is it dangerous

Why do you wankers suck on fags and watch BBC?

>>216646451
You'd think they could get him some t-shirts that actually fit him. His belly is hanging out in every photo.
Also why doesn't he put trousers on, I know he is wearing diapers but that shouldn't stop him

Watching old episodes of forensic files on the jewtube

Trust me you’re stronger and more powerful than you can ever imagine. New week, new start. Let’s make this one count. Big love and respect as always.

selling poo pies by the seaside

>>216646606
look what i found

>>216646575
safer than japan

Need to behave trying to convince myself i can go to the gym in the morning. Never works out for me. I'm an evening guy through and through x

>>216646635
upvoted
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

wish i could spend the day sat in my nappy eating cereal desu

>>216646608
Right back at you brother.

two different tradies supposed to be here by 9 and neither of them are here yet i got up early for these cunts

hiya mate
pub tonight yeah?
see you there at 5

Right, well that’s a lad getting bummed now isn’t it.

my arse is full of fuckin shite

umm ok

>>216646731
corrrr gis a bit

>>216646756
Niger Falage

>>216646744
Let me find the oldest pic in my reaction folder...
7th May 2013 it says. I'm sure I've got stuff saved off 4chan a lot earlier. Maybe as far back as 2008

Found a youtuber pickup artist guy in Ireland whose whole schtick is the occult and magnetism and using esoteric teachings like semen retention in order to attract girls

need a semen retaining occultist bf

arsed my life up x

listening to toilbergs rantings

need to escape this nightmare asap

hate all of you

>>216646812
Impressive. Does the metadata give the date it was saved?

stroking my cat and hitting the vapeatron5000. Life is good boys

>>216646779
Happy day today

beach house best band of the past 20 years

>>216646652

Which gym time slot has the most amount of foids dressing provocatively for men’s attention iyc - morning or evening

Mental how people still work, in THIS economy.

>>216646838
cretinoid freak giving your poor cat secondhand vape cancer

>>216646850
17:00-20:00

it's uncanny how I seem to be able to make every person I interact with in real life hate me

I'm not even doing anything, I just go to my job and do my work but when a new person joins they will slowly come to hate me the longer they spend near me. It's like I am constantly emitting some evil autism ray that is causing them to fizz with anger at my existence. Must stress that I am not doing anything weird, I am literally only doing my own work, quietly and normally, keeping to myself

Emma cut the cheese.

you can technically retain your semen if you eat it after it comes out

>>216646872
Jew Weinstein had her in her prime.

>week 2 of the new wfh toil
>log on at 8:58
>unread message from boss on teams: I'm off today :)
>have no tasks assigned
>roll back over into the duvet
Easiest money of my life

>>216646877
I don't think it finds its way back to your testes via your stomach I'm afraid.

>>216646862
of course an australian would have something to whinge about. nanny state niggas. All squeaky clean in your air conditioned shoebox, never lived hard and fast in your life

lmagine sucking off an old jew and your reward is zero good film roles

>>216646887
fully convinced that wfh has never actually happened and its all a fake cope conspiracy to try and make those of us who actually work for a living jealous

>>216646885
mad how she became a 'feminist' just so she could cheerlead for trannies

>>216646885
reckon she ate his arse?

>>216646910
Indeed it doesn't happen because there is no "work"ing from home but they pay you for it anyway

>>216646925
Obviously

>>216646896
you're not hardened or wise for risking the health of your pets for no reason you derelict pollywog

apparently big Harv was on those penis injections that porn stars administer themselves to get hard. Can't remember the name but it's some chemical that you literally have to inject into the sides of your willy with a needle then it becomes hard for hours.

dunno how bad things need to get before one needs such a thing. Presumably viagra and such didn't work on him

>>216646963
>>216646963
>>216646963

Sucking an 18 year old for breakfast lads