Thread 216661140

poo dog edition

neoliberal bull logging in

Spoon's taking the piss

>>216661168
what are those

>>216661168
are they supposed to be poached eggs?

The hypothetical new:
>>216655234
>>216655234
>>216655234

>>216661195
egg

bbc going down the shitter?
perhaps you can't flush a turd that big

lollipop lady run over by car

t

dont say it

>>216661277
should have looked where she was going

>We also get the youtuber seaside mark, quite often

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/25593077.comedian-michael-mcintyre-shocks-pub-goers-wareham/

He's a local celebrity

I give off Rockstar Vibes

lollipop lady made flat by car
alcoholic man goes to bar (lots)

Switching from shampoo and shower gel to pure olive soap - will still use a face cleanser, but I feel that life is about to improve for the better as a result of this change.

nearly had a wank but didnt award

cute little spacker horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ady5wUpIZDw

>>216661298
I reckon Mark gets drunk, acts like a character and then mentions his YouTube channel which is what led to the pub owner mentioning him here

smoking heroin

My little man

>>216661368
That's not cute what the hell

>>216661389
based

I've lived in London my entire life and I've officially given up. I know nobody on the street i've lived on my entire life and I have no friends here. Despite being a pretty interesting person and having lots of interests, I just find it impossible to make genuine connections with people even despite the fact I know there are so many likeminded people here, there are simply too many people to wade through to find people I can connect with. I give up.

Where can I move to in the UK lads? Any thoughts?

>>216661428
Swansea

super creek supermassive titos

>>216661428
Try here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dull,_Perth_and_Kinross x

>>216661428
Come to Cagliari

>>216661310
Bus going straight to the interracial breeding grounds

>>216661459
2/3rds a person

anyone live around northampton

>>216661404
you did that one already
>>216661428
York or Durham or Newcastle (in that order) alternatively you may like Bristol more if you're into London

these lads had the best drip of all clone troopers

>>216661294
the cf

>>216661440
I couldn't possibly go to Swansea without suspecting every person of being 190

>>216661450
done him

laughing shoes

>>216661428
southwest or northumbria
london's inhabitants are completely devoid of any humanity
where in london was that out of curiosity?

>>216661368
how do you find this shit

>>216661507
LOL

>>216661507
The man has his work cut out for him explaining that

>>216661527
terrible!

>>216661482
>Bristol
mate...

>>216661558
He lives in London so he might like it

>>216661298
you will never pass your driving test

>>216661520
Bermondsey
Growing up it was a largely white working class area but in the last decade has met a two pronged assault by immigrants and yuppies

Fearful that I won't make it to heaven

they called it "yuppies disease"

>>216661610
mmhmm

DIE!
thud thud thud OH NO

>>216661453
Would genuinely love nothing more than to live in Italy

>>216661584
east london is so fucked

>>216661635
the random africans theyve imported to roam about the streets there are probably the most feral in the world its absolutely vile there

>>216661695
they deliver essential services

>>216661659
>Bermondsey
>east london
moron

hate normieslop and hate starwars but going to give andor a go

>>216661746
close enough faggot

just like the polshit/r9ktard immigrating to other boards to complain about immigration, shitting up the thread and being without a job

Applying for a job and as is typical get this shit.

But what has me absolutely miffed is that instead of the usual white British/Irish, it's just 'White'. What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

Naturally I picked other. I'm not white; i'm English and being white is just a cosmetic although minor feature of it.

poo arse

>>216661794
oh as opposed to shitting up the thread with some bollocks about horses?
fucking troglodyte

nigger scream

BE flag got 0 replies this thread
his life serves no purpose. he is literally worthless

>>216661800
you can’t be English and not white

egg up my arse

your mums a trilobite

>>216661851
this is his first reply mate

saywhatifyourgay

>>216661871
mums (plural)

>>216661853
poor lass

>>216661890
kill yourself spainparasite

>>216661853
I know New York Post is a tabloid so taking this with a grain of salt but this is not possible at all

>>216661800
why is chinese on there?

>>216661904
they kind of look like.. no.. couldnt be..

Walked from Canterbury to Ypres, Belgium last week, arriving to Ypres on Remembrance sunday as part of a first world war pilgrimage.

>>216661909
my death won't make it any less true, you replied to him there

>>216661939
eat my shorts

>>216661959
liar, liar
pants on fire

>>216661945
This is what TMAU took from seasideMARK

>>216661168
£12 for that shite I bet

Escort Lad reporting in.

I decided to message her again one last time to see if she responds. No reply yet. I'm not expecting one really. I just don't get why she left me good feedback and a nice message if she's just gonna ghost me. I don't get women. No wonder I got to 29 as a kissless virgin. I'm a joke. A fucking hapless fool.

I'm still somewhat hoping she replies but I think she doesn't want to see me again.

These past 2 weeks have been awful. A big learning curve for me. I am angry at myself for my behaviour. I feel humiliated.

I'm sorry for spamming so much about it. I do appreciate the help I've been offered.
Really don't know where I go from here regarding sex. I could try another one but with vastly reduced expectations. But maybe I'm just destined to never experience intimacy.

my friend at toil got made redundant and this has made me properly sad

>>216662031
message another one

won another career :)
1* speed

>Escort Lad repor
*hides post*

>>216662031
kys

Sir Queer Spacker

>>216661959
How’d you do that you bastard? Ferry?

+1 to my literally me career playthroughs

>>216662095
haha

>>216662056
I need to give it a few days, I think.
I just feel like I've been kicked in the teeth, again, when it comes to women.

>>216662095
He said, as he was drowning in crazy pussy

right I'm off to do some laundry

>>216661927
I’ve actually been seeing loads of chinky Asians lately and I don’t know where they’ve come from all of a sudden
Rather have them than the usual Asians though

Winnie Mandela's musky tuppence

>>216660630
>>216660630
>>216660630

>>216662031
you're begging it mate

sexy pale girls

I’m 32 and making friends has never been harder
I’d really like to have more friends. Now I see “we” rather than “I” in their WhatsApp updates, a semantic shift that tends to mean less time available for mates and more for meeting in-laws and mortgage advisers.

>>216662214
33 and haven't had friends since I was a teenager so no clue what you're talking about with the WhatsApp updates
Grow up

>>216662207
blacked presumably

>>216662214
I seem to make friends accidentally me
it must be some part of my personality that people find likeable I guess

>>216662240
Ktim but 29

Thoughts on Shropshire?

>>216662240
ah shit who let 190 out his mental ward

>>216662214
Get the hiking club joined

>>216662282
Contender for most irrelevant county. I can’t name a single thing about it.
Does it border Wales? I think on my ancestry tree I had some ancestors right on the border.

Why are Bradley posters such unrepentant psychopaths?

>>216662207
where?

Amsterdam Red Light brass lad reporting in:
never knew her name cant hardly remember what she looked like. never think of her specifically or care. just shagged and left.

>>216662303
There's only a single bradley poster though

>>216662175
Begging what

>>216662283
Grow up

>>216662292
Grow up

All of you lot need to have sex

got the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald on

pregnant women poo a bit when they push their baby out, right?

>>216662345
ah yes the man who has been friendless for 14 years is a major shagger shut the fuck up and look in a mirror

watching monkey life on tv

Someone needs to grab this thread by the scruff of the neck

>>216662365
a lot actually

Katy mucus on the steps of the Gherkin

ameribros...they got us

>>216662341
you're begging female attention
the most retarded thing to do

off to bed now
whats the point

I refuse to have sex

where crodie at

>>216662345
I've had sex twice

think sex is a bit demeaning desu, humping away like some kind of rabid animal

>>216662420
ktim
just waiting to go to bed at this rate

dats all nice and well but where crodie at

what is this open mic night? Any more dogshit gimmicks want to say their piece?

>>216661483
these guys were more badass thoughever

Mum loves watching The Dog House
Sappiest most formulaic shite on television

>>216662447
that's what makes it so fun

Rorke missed the news. Too busy painting roundabouts

>>216662282
I live there!!

fr anybody wondering, the vast majority of posts here are spambots and all the human posters left here a long time ago

>>216662469
Your mum sounds like a stupid cunt

>>216662473
wtf was hector salamanca doing in kent

>>216662473
they belong on an early 19th century royal navy brig

>>216662467
poo?

>>216662476
no one here likes you

>>216662492
Well that’s a bit harsh it’s just a tv show

>>216662416
I asked an escort for a meeting. Thats all.

>>216662473
today? oh boy

>>216662506
Yes they do mate
>Spaino
>Belgian
>Mousey
All good friends of mine

Timmy's crush

might get my kit off

*rings the /brit/ town bell*
Attention all /brit/izens
Tonight we will be unveiling our new power source for all of /brit/! Please bring any and all dead biomass so that we can use them to heat YOUR home!

>>216662491
that's the internet in general now honestly

>>216662473
they finally got sacked tranny, did they?

>>216662551
the belgian is pretending, he actually wants to see you ground into a fine powder

its like an indian wrote a script of how he thinks english people speak and its presented entirely in this thread. look at some of the interactions going on here and ask yourself if you know anybody in real life that speaks like this

>>216662621
dont be a homo

>>216661853
>have no brain
>parents keep you alive
damn...

>>216662659
ktimmy

>>216662659
ktim

>>216662621
behnchod

>>216662266
no thanks

Can’t imagine how much of a fucking virgin freak you’d have to be to post here
We all in /britfeel/ x

>>216662551
>>Spaino
Pedophile
>>Belgian
Pedophile
>>Mousey
Pedophile
Well that confirms what we already knew. I'll be taking a trip to Scarborough for some nonce baiting.

telepathically sending instructions to everybody itt

>>216662703
we're actually all in brit/pol/ these days. reckon just one spastic is here talking to himself now

>>216662716
FOY

Someone just superimposed a poo into my mind

Rorke loves these patriotic black men who have a white wife and three mopheaded mulatto sons

*Spontaneously starts wiping my arse with my left hand, then eating my dinner with the same hand*
W-What's happening

>>216662655
sup crodie

>>216662725
No we’re not brit/pol/ is filled with cp these days

the ol 'cide has to be on the cards 2k26

I've just seen a youtube short which says you lot have reduced ABV in beer because of some alcohol duty tax? Carlsberg for example is down to 3.4%. Same with coors and varying with other brands. So all your main lagers are just pisswater now. Like less than 4%.

Is this in anticipation of the muslims taking over when it will be 0%?

Just had a burrito from taco bell
Was alright

>>216662752
sup crodie, u gud my yodie?

cvp stained nike tech and bedsheets getting washed now in the cr01

>>216662766
i saw this real life map that says northern ireland is still british soil is that true

>>216662784
hehehehehehe see di pink water thru di glass x

>>216662782
mi gud crodie
bus 25 a dem arrive x

my head is killing me again

I will slay you where you stand you fucking paki cunt

watching gary and danny and screaming crying snot bubbling out my nose

>shaves my incel face with my incel razor
>plucks my incel eyebrows with my incel tweezers
>flosses my incel teeth with my incel waterpik
>brushes my incel teeth with my incel electric toothbrush
>scrapes my incel tongue with my incel tongue scraper
>cleanses my incel face with my incel cleanser
>treats my incel skin with my incel cream
>moisturises my incel skin with my incel moisturiser
>applies incel hairloss chemicals to my incel scalp
>looks in the mirror
>pic related

thats the wedding paid off then, 35k for a 1 day event feels like daylight robbery really

unfunny freaks in here these days. dont know what happened really. one minute this place had actual banter and a funny australian whipping out supreme wit, we used to solve world problems on /brit/ from 2012 to 2023

then something weird happened, suddenly a bunch of spam and unfunny freaks came in and started spamming about le poo all day every day, its over for /brit/ rip in peace...

>>216662811
Winston receiving oval from dizzy Katy

>>216662829
But you said you shaved. Why do you still have a scraggly beard?

Texted her lads

>>216662879
grow up

>>216662863
its the new generation lad internet culture is unrecognizable, just accept that i'm one of those old out of touch people i used to laugh at when i was growing up

>

pang pang acting monkeyish again

silly timmy doesnt realise he's dummy cos she been boppin on soul pole and dem a clueless and swc dem a midget sized x

>>216662900
but this isnt even funny though. being a deranged schizo all day isnt very funny

>>216662900
Not really. People do it far more when you whine about it and that’s all cunts here do. Whine about the “quality” of the thread (it’s always been bad)

>>216662805

You can keep your troubled secratarian money pit. I don't want it. I'm way far South of Northern Ireland. I've only been there once ever.

>>216662937
they dont care about being funny its all about attention and low effort spam increases their chance of getting some bread crumbs

sucking on a lollipop x

>>216662863
I agree but can you neeks please stop licking aussie arse for just one thread

must have eaten about 2500 calories today feel like a PIG big fat vile pig

>>216662941
Just not true though is it. You got deranged schizos on here posting all through the night, sometimes you'll come on here in the morning after a nice sleep and see the canadian spent 9 hours reposting bradley walsh laughing, not to anybody in particular. Its not le epic banter with le lads mate, you are just a deranged mongoloid and covid fucked little zoomies up

>>216662912
timmy x monkeydem linkup

cock pong

jeezy own half of atlanta

>>216662963
Also worth mentioning that some people here are legitimately profoundly mentally ill and their posts are just the same screaming into the void as they would do in real life

>>216662900
/brit/ didnt exist in 2012, oh wise one

>>216663008
/anglo/ did doe

I went to see the chainsaw man movie and it was kino, night go see it again to support the Japanese media industry

>>216662996
To be fair I do a bit of the spamming. There’s no mainstream social media where you can just scream retarded shite into the void. I don’t think it actually affects anybody

bollocks smell like quavers bellend smells like skips

>>216663040
Who did you go with lad?

>>216663050
use this on your bellend
>>216663032

>>216663041
grow up mate

>>216663065
why

well now we're getting somewhere

>>216662799
you keep posting this when even in that thread I told you we were two different people and you didn't care to confirm it

>>216663050
My bollocks smell like the probiotic yoghurt I eat daily, and my bellend smells like roast pork.

>>216663092
timmy bellpeppa nose wife

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216663066
How does it affect you, genuinely? What harm does posting a few fucking ponies or brads when most of you are asleep do?

>>216662941
>>216663041
kys

>>216663085
gets rid of the smell in seconds
available cheap on amazon and ebay

>>216663040
Support the British film industry, jk it doesn’t even exist Kek

Threads were actually nice this morning.
It's shit in the evenings for 2 reasons:
1. Moody toilmen return from toil.
2. Mentally ill individuals finally woke up and seek attention from said toilmen and each other.

>>216663128
what if i like the smell

>>216663093
ah yes a random spanish poster just so happened, in that very moment in seconds after you posting, put on the clothes of a paedophile to ruin your pathetic internet personality. Yes, yes veryy believable.

OR you just samefagged and forgot to turn off the VPN

Screaming imagining this demented yank googling "tragic news" and giggling to himself when he finds a good one, then browsing his "Bradley folder" and selecting the perfect response.

browsing GreatBritishMemes

>>216663111
screaming
dat pang bell pepper inhaler

>>216663140
Contribute or fuck off you sadcase

>>216663146
it's the raped paedophile

>>216663119
You just need to sort your life out mate. Try being more original, you can be anything you want anonymously on the internet and you're still a tedious boring loser like you are in real life.

bird at work today had genuine bo like the jeet type where you can tell its dried into her clothes, she looked quite fit too so caught me by surprise

>>216663143
Ffs it was being posted by someone on the botnet and they can just change flag instantly to falseflag. You can’t be this stupid.

>>216663184
what race is she

>>216663206
english

boards:int;file:only;op:no;/^United States$/

you top shotta of NYC and dis your main bitch LOL

>>216663146
>Mother returned from work to learn father abandoned children, left baby to die in swing

>>216663188
the article to this is peng
he clartened the pale m2 ting in his room ripped her hymen out

mmmhhhhmmmmm

>>216663227
americans are some of the better forren posters desu. got aussies and kiwis filtered myself

>>216663196
You've openly admitted to samefagging and forgetting to turn off the VPN. Besides I don't care about the truth, what matters is how things look and I am going to will it in to existence that you are a disgusting paedophile

what the fuck is a botnet and why would anyone go to all the trouble

clarted spanish television blaring x
bean stew bubblin x
monkeydem screaming x

yeh, dem a call timmy lyfe

Might use AI to generate images of Bradley looking forlorn, and post heartening wholesome headlines

>>216663280
that thing from terminator
that was botnet they made the robots

ai bradley pony children

>>216663280
Just go looking for it in the archive. One mentally ill paedophile made a botnet for evading bans on 4chan.

>>216663247
dem a got better acquainted wit cervixdem x

>>216663280
david frederick hoffman's 4chan proxy for spamming and posting CSAM

never ordered supermarket food before
theres yogurts i like that they only sell in morrisons if i buy like 10 of them is that allowed? will it come in a big truck?

>>216663310
don't even joke about this shit

>>216663291
Hahahaha screamin yellin sounds in monkey

>>216663322
wagwan crodie

>>216663329
They send it by Royal Mail, signature required.

>>216663326
Don’t forget that if you even open the site it autoplays a cp video. One truly deranged psychotic nigger

>>216663341
sup crodie
tree musketeers

can feel a poo brewing, can't tell if it can wait till morning or not

what is arseberg playing at it's half eight in the evening ffs

>>216663359
The site meaning int? What?

>>216663297
know where to find loads of real images for this but won't say where so i can steal this gimmick

>>216663370
corrrr three baton tings up dem katys cervixting

>>216663322
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

>Meghan Markle says she is 'deeply humbled' by her new Nigerian name and thanks Yoruba King for welcoming her and Prince Harry 'home' in personal letter

dem a tek di lagos mortar yeh x

Is Bradley Walsh "ight" for a Timmy?

>>216663394
Glad to inspire you, I'm too lazy to actually do it

>>216663382
No it’s a botnet front end. Different site but it’s capable of posting here

leto is a pedo and not just a dogfucker? sad. I thought he was cute

>>216663408
mortar stress test pussy

>>216661404
Big fan of Adolf Catler
>>216661428
London has more opportunities than anywhere else in the country. Stop moaning and do something

>>216663438
He’s not white. He’s a nigger with an afro

>>216663382
it's a website with a built-in, custom 4chan X extension that automatically posts using rotating residential proxies and enables link/image embedding (for the you-know-what)

>>216663438
based on KF the real leto is just a weird furry artist but not a nonce
david frederick hoffman the actual nonce uses his art as an avatar

>>216663382
yes 4chan the website autoplays child porn when you open it newfaggot. fuck off you fucking nigger, off this website

accomplished zero today

learning about Kurt Cobain tonight

dtfic never talks about pussy. why is that

I feel a lot more relaxed about the escort situation now lads.
I've done all I can to let her know I'd like another meeting. I was very polite and respectful in my message.
If she doesn't respond then I'll move on. I'll be disappointed but maybe this was a learning experience.

when mi fuk pussy

>>216663488
Sorry I'm not clued up on the nonce lore bro x

>>216663496
ktim for 24 years

>>216663443
>>216663443
>>216663443

>>216663531
>>216663531
>>216663531

katys getting raped in peckham by roadmen hmmmm

pathetic worms

>>216663538
David Mitchell