Thread 216663531

Archimede's cattle problem edition

lil timmies kill each other during ww3 while i sip cocktails in kingston LOL

>>216663531 (OP)
this one then

fuck u

you need therapy. thats it.

>>216663531 (OP)
Need a solution for the nigger cattle problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6JGUKrifFY

.

fucks sake i told you all about this, thanks a lot yanks for importing this shit here

>The rise of Christian nationalism in Britain and its relationship with the far right

https://news.sky.com/story/the-rise-of-christian-nationalism-in-britain-13465800

Timmydem

>>216663531 (OP)
>Archimedes's cattle problem (or the problema bovinum or problema Archimedis) is a problem in Diophantine analysis, the study of polynomial equations with integer solutions. Attributed to Archimedes, the problem involves computing the number of cattle in a herd of the sun god from a given set of restrictions. The problem was discovered by Gotthold Ephraim Lessing in a Greek manuscript containing a poem of 44 lines, in the Herzog August Library in Wolfenbüttel, Germany in 1773.
i don't understand this gibberish
am i retarded

DTFIC = Desperate To Fit In Canadian

>>216663582
Irish bad breath

>>216663619
No, you're right, it makes absolutely no sense.

>>216663568
shut it spade slave

gwaan timmy mek gherkin shiny

i dont feel right
theres something wrong with my internals or brain

>>216663666
Checked

irish iron head tonsil stones LOL

>>216663619
what don't you understand

Live your myth in Shenzhen, China

Population in 2020: 17.6 million (twice the population of London at the time)

>>216663641
is that a general reference to every canadian or a specific one

Would love to drop agent orange all over Brixton, Peckham, Croydon and the rest

time for toothbrushtoil sigh
*delays it and just sits here instead*

wish my cock didn't cum from a couple of strokes so I could enjoy at least something in my life

>29 years old
>kissless and handholdless virgin aside from escorts, never had penetrative sex
>no friends for 11+ years at this point
>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online
>hobbies/interests are all solitary things
>poor social skills
>panic about being exposed as a virgin
>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected
>afraid to show my own personality around women
>filled with regrets and humiliation
>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me
>will never have a family of my own
>relatives similar in age to me are starting families
>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband
>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself
>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up
>given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute
>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation
>tried using Bumble, been trying for 2 weeks to set up a date with a woman and failing
>getting ghosted by the escort I couldn't get hard with

My life is just over. What's the fucking point?

Leto seems like one hell of a good social engineer

Why do fireworks upset NPCs?

finished toil 2 hours ago and have just been sat on the edge of my bed in utter despair at my gay little pathetic life
wonder where my motivation comes from to go through it all again tomorrow

>>216663798
hey settle down man
stop spreading neg vibes

>>216663813
ffs just migrated from brit/pol/ to get away from this shit

>>216663713
No! I shall stay in london and live among somalis in council homes.

>>216663713
Timmy's heaven
He think he Chad now with the flat faces

there is an incredibly large community of ex muslim girls who are into korean or japanese culture
maybe because they thing east asian males are passive

*leaves the thread without saying goodbye*

>>216663787
scromiting

>>216663732
peckham is quickly gentrifying
once they do the new overground station and the blacks start dying off it will be majority white middle class yuppie

>>216663836
im korean and feels like western fetish

ENOCH POWELL WAS RIGHT!!!!

>>216663820
Try asking the people who are apparently upset instead of whinging to us online
They'd knock you spark out that's why you won't

>>216663820
dogs and nothing else, really
if it make roxxy feel bad then it's evil

visited Westfield shopping centre today. i didnt know men could build such things

lmao are wikifarms regs closed because of leto (his thread on there is linked in the gay pedophile at the gates)

>>216663829
Cute cat
Wish I had a pet tbqh

>>216663887
>65 year old doris who lives down the road would knock me spark out
>>216663888
I don't like dogs but I'm not calling for them to be banned

>>216663787
His tweet about his wife during BLM was genuinely hysterical.

>>216663839
all that's missing now for this timmy loser is western union pang pang

>>216663879
every time i go to the korean supermarket theres always white and arab girls hanging around giggling at the k-pop stuff
utterly bizarre

>>216663883
You can bully me with it, I don't care any more.

>>216663932
Kys

>>216663918
wee bit embarrassing to include dat clarted grainy skype call with shovel toof pangpang

>>216663877
Oh MY days
LMAO

>>216663839
This is fucking depressing, why would he even upload this?

>>216663907
save money on the vet
let your pup know you love it with a MEGATONMUTTSMASHER5000

>>216663921
한국 덕후 hanguk deokhu is how we call them

>>216663839
do people actually eat such small meals?

>>216663987
Scream

>>216663951
yes he could see her big yellow face appearing on his screen and then her making those weird animal-like chink movements to grab the hapa kid

their entire life is spamming /brit/

>>216664010
Finally, bit of fucking peace and quiet after all the barking cunts on the estate die of fright

why would someone who earns their income creating content upload incel bait to tiktok

idk it's a mystery

>>216664012
funny

>>216664033
and even then (and even trying to get the lowest-hanging grapes every time), he cant get replies!

>>216664026
and literally screaming in that vile SEA language telling the child to fetch dog legs for tonights stew

>>216664076
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

>>216664083
overweight with caked on make up
is that fake freckles?
oh my days LOL

reckon if i had to be asian i'd probably be korean, everywhere else in asia is a bit monged except i suppose hong kong with a rich family could be nice

caught 40K coins today in umagame.. after spending all my coins and finding out at like 266K (couldnt even upgrade king halo to potential 3)

Sick to bastard death of the bbc spam in /brit/ and in /int/ as a whole, it's ruined the general, and the board.

>>216664128
awkward as hell stilted timmy
no wonder he could only date an asian

So Instagram now is shilling me only British reels. Is the situation that bad in Britain or it's just propaganda? So far reels about France are pretty accurate. How come people aren't leaving Britain?

reminder to report the BE flags posts as well as the posts he makes on his UK flag

>>216664128
jeremy hunt ahh timmy

>>216664192
>>216664140
what it like being brown

>>216664192
she fell in love

been farting all day long im sick of it
havent even eaten any fartworthy food today

>>216664169
spamming

small boat cronem that just play basketball have physiques that would take timmies three years of gym to achieve

they ghay?

>>216664270
you are the bad people

>>216664276
Fucking retard neck yourself already

>>216664140
last joke was funny

>>216664169
this belongs on /v/. take it there

>>216664128
why does she act so weird and grab the kids like that?
timmy regretting his life choices. that's what happens when you take the easy route, timmy

jeremy cunt the uh... culture secretary... *coughs and splutters*

+3 samefag replies to his own post

>>216664302
would kill each and every single one of you in this thread for a huff of jenna's armpit

sikhs at it again

>>216664252
LOL her profile is GROTESQUE
They both have huge tonsil stones their apartment must absolutely heave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUZqwwjiaJY
this goes fucking hard and is /brit/core

>>216664350
just sounds like they're practicing combat

reminder to report the BE flags posts

Good evening

>>216664350
>irish flag
>indirectly defending shi*skins

Timmy be like: we built civilization n invented guns n shieet

Well thank you for ur generosity timmy. Now jamal gon take it and use it while u... fuck you gon do? Timmy aint even knowing how to fight. LOL

>>216664451
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

Feeling solemnly disciplined. The pain is unavoidable, all I can do is be stoic in the face of it and make what changes I can while I can.

>>216664418
are his posts hitting a nerve?

>>216664350
they're just re-enacting the battle of bosworth

what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlmy3aD22rg

>>216664308
nah, seems like a white hobby

might just cuck out and filter them
it's not worth the mental toil being reminded they exist everyday

report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome here

>>216664451
hahahhaa weak timmy had no chance there

BE has the thread on strings

>>216664496
I really don't know why you haven't yet. There's literally no downside.

>>216664496
dont hide stubs
report the posts from there. thanks
at the least you would both not have to see his posts, AND you will be doing something to him that he hates

>>216663641
desperate to fit in to what?

>>216664496
he's simply reflecting society that is all

>>216664535
Ur dads bum

>>216664511
you are just as bad as the racist poltards. imagine becoming so "anti-racist" that you start saying shit like this, just to le ebic own the human garbage you call your company. you got raped just as much as they did

>>216664496
absolutely mad how you haven't done so already.
however - unfortunately, you will still see people gossiping about them like women which is harder to filter

dtfic has never, ever posted about pussy

the monkeydem x

just realized we're quite close to a mega get
>>216666666

>>216664486
still gutted york lost, the more honourable side
>>216664525
I haven't idk why it riles people up so much

>>216664583
hooting, timmy thinks this is what a normal family looks like

>>216664547
your miserable pathetic shit life will end in suicide and everyone who has ever known you exist will celebrate

>>216664602
it doesn't really bother me as such but seeing the same boring mongs shitting it up every thread is just tiring

he gets 0 replies

>>216664602
Odds on >>216666666 is a Ziedy cuck post

>>216664350
whatever happened to neighbourhood watch?

I'm desperate to fit in to skinny pants.

>>216664647
ktim

cannot imagine a shitposter making me angry in any way

why didn't he turn around and tell monkeydem to leave the room?
instead of turning around and getting them out, timmy closed his eyes and went inside himself, like he's done his whole pathetic life. so weak and spineless.

feeling diasporic

Going to bed lads.

I miss him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txj_we-bUXk

>>216664276
>138 / 33 / 1

learning french
looks easy

>Professor Robert Kelly
Irish diaspora strikes again

reminder to report the BE flags posts so that he gets banned for a 4th time tonight

>>216664629
my mind glosses over it, i'd be on ziedy's side too if he was consistently funny and also if I didn't accidentally come across an old post of his in the archive when he was seething about you lot, I thought he was at least humble and unattached and riling you all up but he's just as riled up as those he riles up, I've seen him make at least two funny posts though for my month or so that i've browsed /brit/

>>216664676
monkeydem his boss x

>>216664701
When a white man lacks the basic courage to approach a white woman, then he is undeserving of your respect

>>216663719
No one knows who it is or what he posts like or what his deal is. Or if he's real. I heard something about him trying to organize a meetup and it makes no sense given every other DTFIC accusation I've ever seen.

I legitimately think it's two autists that have been in a flame war for 9 months that keep accusing eachother of being this guy that may not even be real.

no fucking clue what to do with myself on a night apart from drink and watch mindless slop on youtube and drink
no good games to play watched all the good tv shows and films brain is too fried to even attempt reading

>>216664681
wake up early

>>216664580
why would anyone post about you, you're boring

>>216663941
Rorke playing it smooth with the ladies

>>216664738
those shovel teeth made for eating dog meat can shred swc

>>216664755
ooo catty

>>216664350
these are bait posts to draw out racists and do numbers via twitter reposts
lots of these recently

>>216664764
LOL

>>216664701
Can nerd Timmies like him get white women or are they too autistic?

>>216664746
started to wean myself from screen time
I play an audiobook and go to bed

>>216664681
already been in bed an hour me

love british girls so fucking much lads

sir despy hooves

>>216664801
are you asleep yet?

>>216664806
she butters

illegal mortar about to violate 4m

>>216664742
oh interesting, thanks. i always see it thrown out and sometimes it seems like a generic thing but idk all the backhistory

>>216664835
oh shit!

>>216664776
sorry that was a bit rude of me tbqh

>>216664823
no got my laptop with me.

when baby lost

reminder to report the BE flags posts

the cronem are activating

https://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y

olivia rodrigo's yucky 'tache
taco sauce caught in it

a lot of cvp flowing rn

>>216664806
that might as well be a man at this point are you fooling me?

Timmy Snr frantically calling school office. Where's my baby? They just laugh and hang up

actual green party promo pic

>>216664942
baby a go initiation x

nigger

>>216664954
insane how ugly turd worlders are

>>216664919
dem a need zohran's laser

>>216664961
mmhmm a back street initiation

>>216664954
why doesn't he get his teeth fixed good god

>>216664954
this can't be real

>>216664985
there's even black hairs coming out of her nose

Ariana Grande sparkles at "Wicked: For Good" premiere in London, England

>>216665005
https://x.com/rachelmillward

It's honestly just ridiculous that women are allowed to ghost men with absolutely no repercussions.

if you filter it then you are a part of the problem

Carlybender STUNS as they suck on my shiny bellend

>By the age of 14, Ishmael had been kicked out of school and had newborn twin sons.
Damn he pressed m4 katy gud

>>216665021
christ
really does boggle the mind how women despise men as the problem but then will stand side by side with an ugly gay creep and a muslim

>>216665040
dats nasty
timmy in love
>>216665072
omds LOL

>>216665072
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY DAAAAAAAAAYYYSSS TIMMYYYYY

>>216665072
Katies are taken this is best he culd do

Female prison guards busted for sleeping with the underage inmates.

>>216665072
love how you know he's british just by the chompers
but every other poster except for me responding to this should kill themselves

>>216664954
really cant see how a hardcore muslim agrees with anything a feminist and a jewish homosexual thinks.
they have diametric worldviews.

need to stop gooning

https://x.com/ub1ub2/status/1987952372744655140?s=46
lol

>>216665072
the typical parisian woman of beauty that timmy had in mind i'm sure
i'm sure her ancestors built the eiffel tower

>>216665114
on the nonce arc again are we em?

whats going on here?

>>216665068
timmy was training pokemon meanwhile

>>216665138
Not a Caucasian among them

was going to go into the office today and decided nah actually I won't
what an amazing feeling like a free weekend

>>216665143
I don't know who em is I've been accused of being 3 different people

Literally looks like the archetypal mutt

thoughts on these trainers? already bought them so nice things only please

>>216664954
interesting. she's deputy leader of a literal open borders party and also fighting against housing migrants in her constituency

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg7r803m27o

>>216665220
looking sharp danny sharton

I'm Geofatboy
Have a great shave!
Have a great day!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7s2Hfwie1I

got a warning for reporting the posts talking about raping babies :)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)

using my first alarm clock of the day (she dropped to 10th on the last corner)

thought on my new sneekers brothers

has anyone on /brit/ ever actually doxxed themselves by posting the wrong picrel

>>216665314
I posted a selfie here and someone responded with my first name, but that was intentional, and I was aware people that know me post here.

>>216665329
>and I was aware people that know me post here.
thats just the parasite gaslighting you. its what r9k does

>>216665337
pink

>>216665295
sorry mate gonna have to report this post for announcing a report, and then report my very own post and hand myself in for announcing two reports (yours and mine)

>>216665314
bradley walsh did, then he played it off as if he was just a random bloke who used bradley walsh as a reaction image

someone on here once posted a pic of a girl who was in my school class

>>216665349
>its what r9k does
You referring to the board, or the chat?

*gets in a dinghy on the shores of /fr/ and starts rowing toward /brit/*

>>216665314
got doxxed on /cp/ a couple of times

>he paid for a gold pass
ah.

>>216665424
I didn't

>>216665400
You what?

you get a warning if you report the cuckle brother talking about babies being raped

you get a warning

>>216665433
very quick posts though lad

>>216665448
hwabag

if you report them for fantasising about raping babies you will get a warning

>>216665436
kind of brought it on myself but they were nice to me about it

got warned earlier

*sees the state of the thread and turns back round to /fr/*

>>216665456
I haven't bought a pass

green

>>216665472
i also got one earlier on mobile data for a similar thing

liberal mainframe damage control over bbc bias is absolutely INSANE

recently started going to the cinema by myself and its one of the best discoveries i've had, wish i would have done it sooner

AH gigamelty

you get a warning if you report them for fantasising about babies being raped

>>216665517
going to see wicked for good with mum and her partner

people were complaining about the thread quality when he was here, and now that he has been banned (because they did their job) they are complaining. he is bad news

>>216665517
you should try restaurants next it's fun

no trump please don't sue the bbc
i won't be able to watch strictly, traitors, and doctor who
my favourite shows!

>>216665550
he needs to be murdered, they've both arguably only gotten worse

le matikanetannhauser face

the BBC is actively promoting our cultural and ethnic annihilation

>>216665565
it's just a pony
grow up

@gchq

just done a really gay fart

>>216665603
i'm not talking about the ponies, neither is the other poster
he's talking about the belgian and heathernonce

Natalie Chadwick, 27, is one of two people charged with murdering Luke, who was found fighting for his life in Bacup, Lancashire, last Saturday.

Not been to the hairdresser's in years cos I'm a scrote (long hair and would trim it myself)
Got a new job decided to treat myself / sort myself out
Went into this nice looking place, posh birds and one or two blokes were in
£50 for a wash and cut
Next day, looked at myself properly in the mirror -- it was fucking uneven. Had to chop off a massive chunk they'd missed


useless cunts the lot of them this is why I renounced paying for it in the first place cos they are all retards. The only way you get an actual professional these days and not an Albanian is if you pay £300.

Can't be arsed not going back

someone post a naked woman and get a janny in here to clean this up

>>216665603
it's a chicken actually

poo screaming

karoline leavitt sex bum

GUARDS GET HIM

The missus just sent this.
What does it mean?

really cba

>>216665711
kill yourself lol

howling that horse is dressed just like a chicken

>>216665715
>lol
Nervous soyreaction

carl needs to get rid of that greek fella off his podcast asap

>>216665724
you're a rank 1 super incel lol

>>216665635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOKjvI2iaok

>>216665766
hello carlybender

>>216665745
>No u
Insecure little bitchboi reaction

flim flam barly cender carly bender boop moop

rorke doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional. we've assured the janitor that nothing will go wrong

Toby is off swapping out sim cards.

>>216665766
Would you let him suck you off for a promotion? Be honest

>>216665517
what do you watch
nothing good ever on when i look

TRIBUTES have been paid to a “beautiful” 19-year-old girl who was found dead in the street.

Lily Whitehouse was found seriously injured in Sandwell, West Midlands, on November 5.

Mohammed Azim has been charged with murder and appeared at Wolverhampton Crown Court today.

mumberg is coming over again. i see her more since i moved 10,000 miles from her than I did when we lived 10 minutes drive away.

ms rachel is jewish garbage

pink horse in a chicken costume
funniest shit i've ever seen

>>216665876
so it happened again

2* power 2* turf
1* corner adept O

+1 to my literally me career playthroughs (finals champion/winner) win 7 G1s in a row

>>216665887
Stephanie Irons was found dead by emergency services after they were called to an address in Westdale Lane West, Mapperley, at 22:07 BST on Tuesday. Police believe the victim and suspect were known to each other.

Adedapo Adegbola, 40, of Woodborough Road, Mapperley, was arrested on Wednesday and charged with murder on Friday. He was remanded into custody before his appearance at Nottingham Magistrates' Court on Saturday.

>>216665888
sir mouse poster

had to gaffer tape my beats by dre

if you live around them you are rolling the dice with death

time for the daily king halo in 10 TP
now with a 2* stamina spark legacy instea dof w/e the fuck it was before... and 2x 3* wit sparks from legacies guest umas! OP OPOPOPPO (king halo is poggers with a pal support card, wit support (the one anon likes SR)) and was super OP with 700 wit

GTGPO

>>216665948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMhg6udxn4

>>216665880
she's unitarian

well king halo or whatever the current event horse is (to unlock their story mode things) to get carrots and gain experience with the game, and a better team trials thing (class 3)

you can have a white british ethnostate on condition that you can only eat ethiopian cuisine for the rest of your life. alternatively, you stay with the current situation.
which would you choose?

what's he on about

>>216666020
i feel like this is an incredibly simple choice.

>>216666020
piss off you mong spammer

Eating steel

>>216666020
don't the Ethiopes claim they're descendants of Solomon or something

Subbuteo
do we need it?

owo the event horse is matikanefukukitaru

NEW

>>216666074
>>216666074
>>216666074

>>216665969
>the one anon likes SR
matafucka :D

>>216665314
I have, but not in in a /brit/ thread. Back in about 2015. I deleted the post quickly and got the archive to delete it.