Thread 216663985

Or even be attractive.

Just be kind and funny and women will LOVE you.

>>216663985 (OP)
>women say
no one gives a shit, they're lying.

kindness = paying for clothes and nights out

>>216663999
this

cant trust anything women say

>>216663985 (OP)
You can tell what women want by reading their goon stories.
They want to fuck 6'7 sociopathic vampire billionaires with twunk bodies

>>216663985 (OP)
It's def attractiveness, I'm a broke mean sperg and I've still managed to sleep with at least 10 fat bitches

>>216663985 (OP)
Money makes a man attractive regardless, true, but the humor (outgoingness) part is extremely important, definitely more than looks unless you're on one extreme.

It would be great if women knew what they wanted but alas

>>216663999
They're not necessarily lying, they're at least partly ignorant to their own preferences

>>216664047
Bitches literally mean this when they say dad bod. Never under any circumstances believe anything a woman says.

>>216663985 (OP)
why do women always talk about humor? Are you supposed to go out there and entertain them?

>>216664052
Men too want positive, bright, and pure kawaii anime girl with big tiddes which doesn't exist in our world But they are capable to love real woman also

>>216664151
yes

>>216664153
It's called settling and both settle for the closest thing to their fantasies

>>216664052
LOL HE SAID 67 XDD

>>216664052
6 7

>>216664153
I quite literally want my wife just to be a biological female and not obese. That's all. Is that too much to ask for in current year?

what age shouldi get serious about getting a gf

>>216663985 (OP)
>Self reporting is reliable when it fits my worldview.
Why are they like this, even academia acknowledges that both men and women prioritize attractiveness.

>>216664227
>>216664242
Found them. The bait worked. Mods, ban them. You have to be over 18 to post here

>>216664293
Unc status...

>>216663985 (OP)
I MIGHT believe this if this is coming from Zoomer girls. Now they might be grifting as traditional women, but I think quite a few of them are noticing how miserable their millenial counterparts are and are turning against the feminist narrative.

I still believe in the complete opposite of what a woman will say. But if she's under the age of 21 and seems sensible, I MIGHT believe her.

>>216664259
Yes. Femboys or land whales, your choice. Either way it's gonna be stinky

>>216664052
6 7

>>216664165
Good thing I never dated. Seems like it'd be a waste of time for me. I should've been born a peacock. I'd have a much easier time maintaining my plumage instead of coming up with bullshit to spew at women.

>>216663985 (OP)
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

>>216664442
yes, you cant ever seem boring or unintresting to women
im pretty sure its worse than being below average looking

>>216664275
If you didn't make it in your early 20s, don't bother anymore.

>>216663985 (OP)
Do they take us for absolute fools?

>>216663985 (OP)
To be fair I've punched far, far above my weight (probably 20 lbs/10 kilos above /fit/) because of humor. I've gotten numbers and dates, and even SEX that I'm amazed I got, you would not believe me if I told you, and I only know because I was there.
Women love humor. It's pretty attractive in a woman too (although much rarer).
>t. 37yo sex haver

>>216664275
If you didn't get a gf by the age of 16 it's over.

t. 29 year old virgin.

Tinder girls love to LAUGH

>>216664889
Speaking for yourself. I got laid at age 19. I was home-schooled so I never got a chance to hook up with girls in my teen years. But spring semester of my freshman year in undergrad was when I finally opened up and had fun.

>>216664888
QFT

I'm 6/10. I do have a baby face and look younger than 34 (people think I'm in my mid-20s) and I'm very charming and make people smile/laugh. Very extroverted and love mingling with people.

Sometimes you have to shoot your shot. If you swing and miss, who cares? I remember striking it with 1 girl, but her friend was impressed and I was with her later that night.

>>216664938
They also like perfumes and cats and

>>216664779
im 24
>>216664889
i had a gf when i was 16

>>216663985 (OP)
>They don't even respect you enough to come up with a believable lie

>>216663999
>truthbomba
>digits

>>216663985 (OP)
my wife says she wouldn't have married me if she didn't find me very attractive

>>216663999
>fpbp with trips

>>216663999
This.
If you are a fisherman and struggle to catch anything, who should you rather get advice from?
Other fishermen or fish?

>>216663999
fpbp

>>216663985 (OP)
the real answer is that you have to be a rich chad but also jestermaxx

>>216663985 (OP)
honestly, i think most guys don't look good enough to pick up women just on looks alone. you need to jestermax

>believing what women say
>ever

>>216663999
Fibbidy bibbidy

>>216665837
>>216665837
>>216665837
>>216665837
>>216665837

>>216664818
Unironically yeah. Women think were a bunch of big violent retards

>>216663999
No you're just dumb.
Humour = display of intellectual and socially intelligence
Kindness = not being an abusive manipulative piece of shit

>>216663999
Trips of truth

>>216663999
/thread

>>216667060
Abusive and manipulative assholes are attractive to women thoughbeit