Thread 216666074

Parachuting Dwarf edition

get thy wads out forsooth

is that robert webb on top

im gnna spend 10 carrots to play a mati career >:3
it will get me 40-50 carrots and thats < 30% of the carrots earned, playing games

desperately depressed and hopeless

frumenty and chips for tea methinks

I AM EVIL HOMER
I AM EVIL HOMER

Can all the normies piss off to bed so the rest of us can commence with posting about wanting to commit suicide?

>The fact that the BBC has made serious culpable errors does not negate the point that there is a real and concerted right-wing media campaign to destroy it. Both points can be true at the same time and the campaign would not end even if the errors did.
>Tim Davie's BBC tried to appease right-wingers - and got eaten alive
r/ukpolitics on an absolutely mad one, just reading & chuckling

>>216666036
it's in response to this

>>216666172
fucking bizarre post lol

>>216666172
mental illness.

>>216666196
shes cute
I like it how she barks when you select her :3 doing team trials rn

>>216666200
he won the lottery

>>216666172
>VAT
The most jewcoded tax of them all

48 careers and 5 wins now (ive missed out on like 20 careers)

This is an excellent overview of the History of Moria, or Khazad-dûm as some know it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezjb2sGZ-Ss

corrrr

https://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/1987706360813748381

>>216666106
yes

balrog sex arse

maybe 1/3rd of all carrots earned from event stories? because those rotate and arent in the new player accounts stuff

Some defendants can’t help themselves

>>216666251
Yeah. Women don’t have souls and aren’t allowed into paradise. The 72 virgins you get are men

>>216666251
@grok is this real

>>216666284
fucking hell lol

>>216666284
Whats he got to lose at that point
old mate’s getting a root in

people say theres too much immigration but i dont think theres enough
we need 3 million net inflow at least. our economy would go gangbusters

>>216666330

all this instead of just giving the people meth

>>216666251
>Radio Goa

Need a regency gf

>>216666322
I don't quite understand the meaning behind the combination of the image and quotation

>>216666341
why does he look like he's about to nuke hiroshima

>>216666356
no meth

Sat on the bog doing a shit as I type this

now ive got 35K carrots :D

lol treeberg

at a certain point atlantis just surpasses sg-1

Imagine holding those hands and taking a long walk with her

>>216666367
Need to see her pumped by the biggest blackest tar skinned yellow eyed purple lipped brutish field nword possible

>>216666398
stuck forever one presumes

lily allen could get it

>>216666400
SGA lost its focus after season 1 but I did like Sheppard, Rodney, and the side characters (Ronan and Teyla suck though)

>>216666370
google his face

Hi /brit/
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

milk-white bosom

>>216666432
phar

hi faggots

got the afro house on

>>216666398
help that brother out ffs

>>216666422
Remember when Rorke told her the baby she was giving birth to strangled itself with its umbilical cord when it realised she was going to be its mother

>>216666380
CORRR

>>216666422
'It' being the clap, presumably?

>>216666428
they're bad aspects, true. i think they rely too much on rodney saving the day at the last minute with his genious (but lol what do you expect it's the whole formula). nobody manages to replace jackson on atlantis either.
but once you hit the ori stuff during a combined rewatch the atlantis episodes are very refreshing.
atlantis has lots of good side characters like zelenka, carson, and major lorne

>>216666474
my cock up her vag and her arsehole
she's still fit as

Dadberg putting the jokes in the family WhatsApp chat

>>216666477
not reading this epic tome at this hour. keep it short wojciech yeah

>>216666435
hmmm i see

rodney you fucking stupid plonker

>>216666398
nahhh

change of plans now to go for 3* spark in speed OR power
because the legacy is now 2* speed, 2* power (on literally me horse) with 3* wit on the other side. and the other parent is 2* stamina og cap (was just rotating the 1* wit og cap with anything good I got)

Rorke, I like your vibe. I like your style.
Where’d you get your shoes??

big get coming up

>>216666501
got a short one right here
*points at your willy*

>>216666172
That was my post. So strange that people have screenshots of my words.

an the og cap is 3* wit parent too
at least it is biased towards stamina/speed because literally me can run with a guest uma to avoid dupe (which cuts out that 2* power uma)
can still roll for pure 3* speed + stamina

>>216666543
*squeezes your bollocks*

>>216666546
Clarks me prefer

>>216666578
are you a girl?
you could show your love in a different way you know...

>>216666599
yeah x

Irish phenotype

>>216666583
new york cheesecake lookin creps looooool

>>216666612
sex sex

The scran

IMPORTANT POST

BIG QUESTION: Which Christmas advert wins /brit/'s favourite Christmas Advert 2025?

John Lewis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1bRlnyQeDk

Asda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTm48IWgXEA

M&S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGYQL0KMoI

Boots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yZAC9QVIIg

Sainsbury's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaF1my5h-Os

Barbour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6xpABXBM8

Argos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt1thPCGf-4

schuh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOcAq9e4Rs

Coca-Cola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy6fByUmPuE

Lidl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiJSTh9IHKA

Aldi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucvG90k16U

Debenhams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vkKo-aXtwk

We won't decide on an official winner yet, since we're still waiting for some big names (for example: Tesco) to submit their advert.

>>216666666

ktim

>>216666626
there are 2 or 3 distinct irish looks
wouldn't say she was a perfect fit for any of them
more of a pan-british isles look imo

sex sex

>>216666626
they look dopey and naive

right well that's spongebob shagging sandy cheeks

>>216666436
love that

>>216666680
spong bob smeg arse

>>216666640
based purely on the thumbnails I'd have to say Lidl or aldi

Just had a lovely bath and now having a cup of decaf tea and chillaxing with my friends on /Brit/ :)

>>216666626
What an interesting face.
Wonder if the first irish PoW captured by the nazis was carefully studied by their doctors

im going to be cracking down on mouseys posts from now on
someone had to protect this thread from the man who protects this thread

>>216666680
he clappin thos cheeks

and your posts too

>>216666731
do you stare at your willy when you're in the bath?

>>216666731
you're a really boring insipid cunt, hope you know that

>>216666782
lol

it's over for rorke
pic related

>>216666749
>interesting
stupid you mean

>>216666128
I'm a lean, mean, speed thingie!

>>216666790
shocking lack of diversity here
wont be shopping at sainsburys anymore

>>216666731
did you wash under your foreskin and between your ballsack and thighs?

>>216666790
military patriotism seems stupid to me

Going to start a small business lads

>>216666731
I sincerely hope for your death

>>216666891
you've already got small business in your pants

>>216666731
Been playing any games lately EW?

>>216666891
Godspeed

fucking hate this energy shite on duolingo
what was wrong with the hearts
this shit only demotivates me to use their shitty app

>>216666836
was before the woke went mental

>>216666907
Dunelm

>>216666891
Best to keep it all above board. Accounts filed, income reported, taxes paid. Yes that's right keep it all in order. Yes that's right.

Irish dunces

>>216666891
Make sure the big man gets his cut

>>216666870
pscr they are all exactly like this

>>216666871
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

tacyon was huge

Irish idiocy is written on their faces

> feeling good about myself, so in an attempt to be more social go to make an Instagram account after deleting about 7 years ago.
> “you already have an account”
> turns out never deleted just deactivated
> sign in
> immediately overwhelmed by old faces some I completely forgot about
> scrolling
> come across an old fling whom I adored
> she’s at a hen party in Benidorm
> zoom in on the matching t shirts
> it’s her fucking hen party
> immediately heart shredded
> look up another old fling (this one was actually the love of my life
> 18 month old daughter
> I am truly so fucking devastated
> delete account
> quit smoking a month ago, immediately buy pack of fags
> chain smoke in car driving around aimlessly
Life is so fucking heavy

>>216666951
they only died for fat men in top hats maaaann
but unironically

>>216666983
Get a job

>>216666983
aw boo hoo

>>216666891
scrumbledethumping

Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
“To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods,

>>216667025
got nothing to do with ww1 though does it
does it?

>>216667009
80k a year bumbaclart get on my level
>>216667010
Your mum weighs 25 stone

>>216666983
literally me
one girl i got with in school now has two kids

>>216667076
Your level: 80k a year pencil neck Python developer that's so fragile he starts spiralling at the thought of his secondary school girlfriend

um... based department?
https://x.com/MichaelRosenYes/status/1987840598691500304

>>216666640
If they have non whites then I don't care for it

>>216666983
FONT

>>216667102
rattled

>>216667127
He's taking the piss though

rorke's school crush posting about her trips to south east asia with all her friends and guy friends

budget idea: wanking tax

Imagine the skid marks.

BE flag meltdown

michael the pichael

>gained 3 levels of lucky 777
first thing I have won this entire playthrough

Love installing a new game then installing fucking shaders

Shadersmong fucking loves his shaders

stars in their eyes
now that was a telly show

mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong mong bog gay porn

>>216667273
https://voca.ro/15tLjRG6f7Hx

>>216667308
just made this my ringtone

feeling particularly randy this evening

>>216667348
you prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again?

>>216667375
mans gotta eat

might have sex

Where's Ariana Homosexual

>>216667411
oh that's what it means

ah fuck my flatmate has just brought back a girl
it's gonna be a long night

Uh oh! Stinky!

*walks towards you whilst taking your photo*

Lingually excavating a Rwandan gentlemans rectal cavity

aff tae bed

>>216667508
mate literally
the walls are paper thin i can hear their conversations

>>216667447
think so
or angry homosexual since he's always angry

>>216667540
A Monday night? Not on

>>216667559
think she just left lol
he's tall and good looking but good thing he's a turbo autist

>>216667581
kek he's just like me

>>216667581
did he shag her?

why has the inspiration hole been gold recently but now it is white again

what the actual fuck chatgpt knows my music tastes better than i do
its just lobbing me with belter after belter ive never fucking heard of
give it a go

>>216667603
nah she came in for 10 minutes then left

>>216667633
yeah it does this to me too
may as well surrender our lives to Ai eh

>>216667633
Need AI shit banned
Need ‘90s era internet and technology to be reinstated

how do you lads think you would have got on in ww2
reckon i would have died me. clumsy bastard.

I need windows readyboost and an external drive (to play uma game)

My 6x great grandparents owned 178 slaves in the Caribbean. But they not on my father-line, so I didn't inherit any wealth.

What are de lads drinking tonight

I got me a bokkle of delirium

>>216667718
I would have survived but only because I'm a coward

>>216667731
had a can of budvar

He’s good looking but I would probably think he’s an Italian if I didn’t know better

>>216667718
I’d be fucking british girls for silk stockings and chocolate bars while British cuckolds died in Asia and Europe

>ariana listener
>always angry
>homosexual
only 1 (one) of those is slightly true

These niggas out here snitchin', they with the Rat Pack
Hit 'em with the chopper, that's the rat trap

lol 600 speed maki wins all of the final races by 6-7 lengths (with swinging maelstrom and triumphant pulse)

watched 5cm per second and cried lol

>>216666891
Doing what?

Dartmoor.

with S aptitude pace chaser

>>216667718
Hoping i'd be deployed to Greece for a bit with minimal risk and then sent to the Falklands or some shit to guard it, just stay out of conflict and that

>>216666983
That's rough. I try not to fall for the temptation of looking on social media. It's too depressing. Either they are faking being successful, are blatantly unsuccessful, have dropped out of society, or are dead.

>>216667808
went to princetown once
beautiful place
would kill to raise a family there

>>216666983
it is rough i empathise
cant hack going back on it personally

at a hen do in Jamaica

>>216667938
I recognise the original but cannot make head or tail of this meme edit

maybe mati is pretty good at farming 3* sparks
with 600 speed + stam she wins all of the races then literally cant win (770 stam) so just exit. maybe I lost because I trained wit on full energy going into the semifinals instead of speed/power training

I got 1* guts and SIX (6) white sparks 0 2 corners, triple 7s, right-handed

redrum redrum redrum

>>216667924
don't let the local blokes be too rough with you mate

>>216667718
Difficult to say. My dads dad made it through alive, but not unscathed. My mums grandad lived through it as well and he saw a lot of action. Knowing my luck i'd have died in some humiliating manner that would deprive me a chance for heroics and would cause embarrassment to everyone who has ever met me. Like slipping in a puddle and cracking my head on a rock.

>>216667993

proxy yank

>>216667950
in the new career mode in the horse girl game the horse girl school gets a new director who implements a strict training/diet/sleep regimen on the horse girls

just in time to come back to the main screen with 30 TP ^o^

>>216667993
why've you said that weird

>>216668000
yes no

>>216667924
hen dos are for women

30 toby points :p

>>216668006
ゆめ黒

spotted that tranny arse a mile away

>>216668017
you're hard of reading i suppose

Imagine the braps.

gyattaca

>>216666074 (OP)
Lol

toby custard >.<

>>216668109
there's nothing there to brap

*enters into the thread all gay porn like*
alright lads???

>>216668206
hiyaaa

>>216667718
I would have joined the Japs and partaken in a suicidal charge against the enemy or have flown a kamikaze plane

this horse has bad luck everything

Cor imagine the future when the NHS gets billions of £s and begins to maintain a standing army and it eventually breaks off from the UK and becomes some kind of health-centred state cor

rorke on a mad one

oh yeah and I think its 30 carrots for a race? so everything before was wrong and its super not worth

Dancing!

LUCKY risk-averse horse
LUCKY LUCKY

>>216668379
No dancing.

>>216668429
stfu

Sir Andrew Windsor

>>216668457
NO NO NO NO NO THAT'S SIR PRINCE ANDREW

>>216668492
Sir Mister Prince it is an honor

Apparently these are no-longer in the report list for replies. But they remain for OPs.
-politics and current events belongs on /pol/
-not-worksafe on a worksafe board

What does this mean?

sir prince andrew mountbatten windsor duke of york

rereading the court of owls
playing dragon quest 11
eating butternut soup
drinking vanilla chai

>>216668522
you can only report NSFW on posts with attachments which of course include OPs

sir sogged biscuit

I guess /pol/ posts now included in the off-topic rule?

sir clogged "big man" arteries

yeah my chest has been feeling a bit light all day since that pizza
had to sit up because my chest was starting to hurt after a yawn uwu

why are you like this?
is it part of your culture?

>>216668646
Irish diaspora

I also had 6 sausage rolls and 2L of energy drink at the same time thoughever

>>216668661
>2L of energy drink

Sir Spaki VPN!

Honestly, how many of you have tried this?

>>216668661
>>216668644
based heart disease bros
id high five you, but i dont want to put any extra physical stress on your fragile little heart lad

Just spent £30 on black pudding

>buy conditioning on lucky horse
>get late start
>doesnt even work
placed a safety net and lost on that gamble

>>216666932
>*gawps at you in diaspora*
and we have people like this in positions of influence

concentration
target in sight
lucky 777s
gamble horse

>>216668511
kek

tonsilstonebro have you watched this classic already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4WpZf7OTc

GIVE ME RENT!

>>216668646
This has got to be AI

Actually mental how self-hating people are in this country
At least Germans have the excuse of decades of denazification telling them to be ashamed to be German, why the fuck are we like this though?

you have this living inside your throats right now and it smells worse than faeces

might slash my wrists open

dont care nigga

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cLfXB58qUU

>>216668813
dont kill yourself

>>216668802
Widespread Irish genetics in the population

>>216668813
only a fanny would do this

https://nypost.com/2025/11/08/world-news/prince-andrew-fergie-being-probed-and-could-face-criminal-charges-hes-toast/
>Former Duke of York Prince Andrew is under investigation by London police and may face jail time, while his ex-wife Sarah Ferguson is also being probed for unscrupulous use of charity money — and they both could be forced out of the UK, according to a new report.

Sir Exiled Noncer

>>216668855
Those words are obviously a pastiche you silly battyman

it's also not effective at all to off yourself in that style

maki really gets fucked by having to race against scateltte as a filly then into silence sazuka and is too difficult to grow
cant play her it doesnt click
2* guts

>>216668874
>battyman

>>216668823
you have this amount of stones in each tonsil

im team rank C now

>>216668896
nothing gay there
an honest question and a troll post

>>216668922
so you admit the dick posts are you? not an imposter this time?

doing back to D team if I cant win every team trials race though (because the worse maki career does demote me)

where’s gorpheus?

>>216668646
>flying a nation's flag within the borders of that nation is colonialism

I hate the think of the combined weight of all the unemptied tonsil stones in the UK alone. How many Olympic swimming pools could you fill with this nation's stones

on the cans de lads sloshin

>>216668934
I only said this >>216668855 was an imposter

>>216668964
you alrite? mate

>>216668969
ok
good to know

>>216668964
I've always felt that someone needed to give him a good shake. This must be an act of some kind. He's on medication for his crazy so he should be able to function.

NEED to see ziedbelg’s bbc

Anyone else buying the new Call of Duty

>>216668984
Why is good to know, bender?

>>216668993
no because im not 12

>>216669002
don't worry about it

+40 carats to my carat collection
gn
gl with your mati playthroughs. the wit card is good tho

might bee hype to play uma game on computer >:D

>>216668922
you like knobs mate
you post about them 24/7
you prefer them black
sit the fuck down

(but not on some bloke's knob heheh)

>>216669048
cope its time for bed
1AM is an OK time to go to bed. I hope I wake up...

>>216669051
>>216669051
>>216669051

>>216668869
Sir PRINCE Exiled Noncer. Get it right.