Thread 216674388

doing quite the poo edish

Comedian Graham Linehan (@Glinner) was arrested by five armed police officers at London Heathrow Airport over three X posts about transgender access to women’s spaces.

A strip search triggered a panic attack, leading to hospitalization for high blood pressure.

He was bailed without charges and banned from using X by UK authorities.

>>216674290
ah Tony Armstrong

your guess is as good as mine

mad how he looked like a spotty incel with learning difficulties in the UK, one year in italy and he looks like a male model

Well that’s one for the money
Poo for the show
Three to get ready now go scat go
But don’t you poo on my poo suede shoes
You can poo anything but lay off of my poo suede shoes

quite the poo indeed

heard my upstairs neighbour laughing when i asked siri to log my weight this morning

>>216674462
its the creatures
in
your walls

that laugh at
you

>>216674472
yeah they were laughing i heard them

and the pokemon of the day?

get them hugged and kissed NOW

and the latest on andrew tate?

as a mark of respect, /brit/ will observe a 2 minute silence today at 11am

yer da's a fanny

>>216674524
Setting my alarm for 11:01AM on full volume

>>216674524
as a mark of respect i will bust a fat nut to hitomi tanaka today

>>216674432
Ethel Kain should have kept the long hair

no one care me

screaming at michael barrymores youtube channel

Is Ruby Granger a virgin?…

Need Emma Watson to squeeze a hot log into my mouth.

>>216674615
she's a dyke who is no doubt fucking blackie or whatever her name is

>>216674615
pretty sure shes a lesbo and has almost certainly lezzed off before, doubt shes took a wanging though

>>216674629
blakeney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ7JCcp4YF4&list=RDEJ7JCcp4YF4&start_radio=1

>>216674388 (OP)
I watched "Dr. Phibes Rises Again" yesterday evening. Terry-Thomas appears in it, but only in a small role.

>>216674593
https://youtu.be/NQnXKe_2e4U?si=s01DfA7FVvXP7op4&t=166

>>216674493
Lickitung

>>216674677
I say

beating my meat

>>216674687
Very mysterious

Bit itchy lads
Worried I've got lice

>>216674693
I must say the pronounciation was very good in that film. 1970s movies still had received pronounciation. Even Vincent Price sounded like an Englishman.

>>216674687
how did he go from this to a pensioner stoned out his head 24/7 filming dailt short vlogs

>>216674730
probably the dead man in his pool

Sir Papa Shango

Another day of this then?

>>216674388 (OP)
Had a curry last night and now my arse is spewing magma and my ring is on fire

Was watching the British remake of Dracula that had Christopher Lee in it and they made the same stupid mistake that the 1931 Bela Lugosi movie made, where they switched Mina and Lucy. Turned that shit off fast.

Why do you hate a pure, honest, homely, beautiful, and trad girl like Ruby Granger?

your all so funny

>>216674758
of what?

>>216674721
Big fan of the received pronunciation they used to use on television here before the 1970s

My thoughts are with the brave men and women of the Third Reich who fought for our right to exist, and for the purity of Europe.

>>216674758
Do it

>>216674745
can remember he split up with his wife and came out as a poof, his wife died not long after and he turned up late to her funeral

>>216674762
Would it have been okay if they'd renamed them all kraut-style?

>>216674795
At least the poofs aren't forced to marry women any more

>>216674795
Understandable. Busy shagging arses, probably.

>>216674779
Me too.
We learned English with/in received pronounciation in school. I don't know but I think modern schools might teach English with American pronounciation, because it is everywhere in pop culture.

>have £64k in stocks and shares ISA
>gf's parents are landchads with around 15-20 houses, up norf and mostly mortgaged so not quite as minted as you'd expect but still very well off
>gf reckons we should get a rental property
I just don't actually see the benefit unless we have loads though. For a house or two the cash flow is shit, any income I do get will be taxed at 40% regardless of if I let it get income taxed or set up an LLC (s&s ISA is tax free) and you can't deduct mortgage payments against your tax bill any more.
Obviously you get house price growth but ex council houses in Doncaster are obviously not going to outperform the fucking nasdaq any time soon
Am I missing something or is it just not worth it

>>216674859
you're asking neets at 9am in the morning.

screaming

>>216674859
i would suggest buying land and building your own but you most certainly dont have enough for that in england or scotland for that matter

>>216674859
inherited a bunch of student accommodation, easy as fuck to take care of

>>216674880
Thought there might be some fellow wfh time thief BVLLs on here

Is the dog fuck dress still for sale

Have been boozing a lot for the past few days but today I'm off it. Craving more though

>>216674904
Hope you accidentally drink a potion that turns you into a homocidal maniac

>>216674859
Not worth it, she's falling for memes from 10 or 20 years back. New regulations make small landlording unprofitable, and we're due a house price crash

America in 2025

>>216674700
Ah nice we have a chef among us haha x

>>216674904
To be fair students are likely better tenants than the benniemongs my in-laws have. They've had several houses where they did them up quite nicely before and then within a year the disgusting fat freaks wrecked the place and let their dogs shit everywhere.

>>216674929
seems unlikely

>>216674943
you'd think someone would invent a special double-wide door
but i suppose you people still like to think of yourselves as temporarily embarrassed thin people

>>216674972
It's AIslop retard

>>216674972
That video is clearly AI you imbecile.

>>216674980
Nah it isn’t, I was there

>>216674954
no pets
low standards so they're maintained at minimal spec
no chasing people for money
guaranteed flow of tennants

its ideal for a lazy cunt such as myself

>>216674980
>>216674988
attack the point not the man
(you can't, my point was 100% correct)

love responding to AI videos as if they are real
gets the runts proper raging

>>216674932
>and we're due a house price crash
will never ever happen

>>216675007
I actually agree, there might be sharp downturns locally in certain areas but a general price crash is unlikely. House prices aren't a bubble like they were in the mid 2000s, they've generally underperformed vs inflation for about 10 years at this point and I don't see that changing much in either direction

>>216675005
youre lying and they were being rude

Remember how hated mousenonce was when he first appeared

>>216675079
mad how much property you can get up north for 600k

>>216675106
I still hate him

cronem are in their REM sleep, please be mindful

I do not want to see a SINGLE post between 11:00 and 11:02 today. show some respect for once lads.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

>>216675145
Will be sure to post about Emma Watson’s poo during that time.

>>216675145
Karneval begins today (11.11.) at 11:11 AM!

>>216675165
wtf are you some kind of nazi

>>216675157
ok that's fair. you're an immovable object

>>216675173
Karneval predates the nazis by hundreds of years. It's the time before lent (fasting period), and it starts on 11.11. at 11.11.

>>216675195
can i join the party
*does my gay porn dance*

>>216675145
fuck veterans day lol

>>216675106
always enjoyed his posts
not an NPC that goes with the crowd you see

>>216675219
Sure, but it only happens in Cologne and a few cities known for Karneval. The main celebration is on Rose Monday and Fashings Tuesday, the two days before Ash Wednesday.

>>216675238
that is outrageous

>>216675261
Lived in Köln for years and always avoided carnival weekend
Seemed shite

>>216675261
i only went to cologne once and the train station was full of beggers playing cat and mouse with the police, the rest of the city felt like it had as many muslims as london

Remembrance Day in 2029 will be 11:00 on 11/11 111 years after the war ended. funny numbers x

Rorke refusing to wear a poppy or observe Remembrance Day because he thinks WW2 soldiers were "goycattle" who fought "for the Jews" in order to "exterminate the white man"

>>216675291
What took you to Deutschland lad?

>>216675292
Yes, it's been that way ever since Merkel let in the scum of the earth in 2015. Also before, but it was not nearly as bad as it is today.

Women famously got raped and assaulted on New Year's Eve 2015/2016 in Cologne's city centre, and authorities suppressed all press releases until the scandal became too big a week later. Cologne's female and social democratic mayor infamously said "women just have to keep an armlength's distance to their rapists". She got stabbed in the neck some time later because she herself did not keep an armlength's distance to her attacker.

>>216675338
l wear it specifically for Lord Admiral Nelson

Taiwanbros…its over

>>216675372
Work in the automotive industry

Anniversary skype with the America gf today got any good memes to share?

>>216675384
we need to renounce any security guarantees and just leave China to get on with it

>>216675378
dortmund was grim too, went for a walk to the brewery and had to go through a series of povvo housing estates full of brown kids and pkk grafiti

>>216675409
x

Life in Britain as an underemployed graduate is so fucking grim

>>216675435
>Dortmund
I live there. It has very nice quarters too, I live in a majority white and German neighbourhood with lots of trees, green lawns and a little park. But the city centre and the muslim neighbourhoods feel like a different country to me.
Again, it didn't use to be that way. Merkel changed all that. Merkel's gone now, but her party never apologised for her destroying our country.

>>216675491
i liked some parts of it, the industrial vibe is very similar to the UK but i'm 90% sure i was close to getting stabbed in some of those areas i walked through, the 'locals' were looking at me like an alien

So it seems I’ve taken to day drinking

>>216675523
why

>>216675491
Dortmund might be the grimmest city in the Rhine tee bee aicht
Most boring German city I ever visited was Magdeburg, nothing to do!
The most bussin? Toss up between Freiburg and Regensburg

just builded the biggest building ever

bets on protests going on at the cenotaph today?

>>216675523
get the hangover done and dusted before bedtime, genius

>>216675517
People do get stabbed every day, but only very few are actually victims of muggings. Most of them get into a loud argument with "Merkel's guests", or are from another brown rival family clan that the knife stabber just didn't like.

Lately there's been a discussion about the "Stadtbild", i.e. the appearance of the city centres. Our current chancellor said it needs a change, and he was branded as "racist" by the far left. According to opinion polls though the majority of the population agrees. The right-wing political party AfD has been gaining points in every election so far, and that's for a reason. The top issue at elections is "immigration" at the moment.

>>216675564
Duisburg is a lot worse than Dortmund tbqh, but I wouldn't recommend a visit just to check on how bad things really are. You might get hurt, or robbed, or both.

eating slop out of my trough

really want to go travel around central/south america, i doubt it's as dangerous as the west portrays it

>>216675634
bet you get flayed alive the instant you step off the plane

>>216675634
Try to find the most peng cocaine

>>216675621
sounds like we're facing similar troubles

>>216675634
dirt bike cronem grinning

Some genuinely mental tiktok accounts out there, oh wowee :)

>>216675634
It's hard in those countries because you can go from a safe area into a pvp zone with little notice until it's too late

>>216675677
for me, its ricky carter the silver man of nottingham

Going to Delhi on Saturday and of course a great big terror attack happens right where we were gonna go

>>216675634
it is more dangerous for you than a local

>>216675691
>Going to Delhi on Saturday
why

>>216675658
It probably takes longer to manifest itself in your parliament because of the first-past-the-post system. We might have a complicated election system, but it does reflect the overall votes of the population a little bit better in parliament. I.e. if the Blue Party get 2nd place in all voting districts, the still get a number of seats proportional to the percentage of their votes.

delhi more like smelly

condensing my cv onto 1 page
i'm not mucking around any more

>>216675708
visiting his in laws

i mean how dangerous can mexico be if retired americans go their on holiday every year

>>216675677
school :)

SeasideMark x Ruby Granger
What happens when worlds collide?!

>>216675726
fairly sure no one has ever read the second page of any CV so it's the right thing to do

>>216675749
this except mihai x pooh sheisty

funny looking fellas

>>216675749
Ruby would never interact with someone so poor

>>216675742
are you a glowie or just an autistic nonce who thinks being a child rapist is funny

>>216675764
Nick m8 you cant act

>>216675764
how/when did matt smith start looking like that

>>216675781
I believe it was around the time he said "it's Morbin' time" then started morbing

>>216675764
Matt Smith looks like he should be tying flags to lampposts

the thing about changing broadband or mobile provider to save a few quid is that I just can't be arsed. I know that's what they count on but it's a pain in the arse, all to save like 60 quid a year

sydney sweeney is sending me telepathic messages of love through the tv

>>216674408
>bailed without charges
>banned from using X
huh?

>>216675835
Good goy

the internet is a means for demons to harvest out souls

how is posting AI generated videos of children not breaking any rules?

>>216675869
our*

lets fill those diapies up chat

hello to the lads.

taking a little breather from toil to make a coffee

Might get the audiobook of Lord of the Rings

>>216675726
Good call, get it all in one page and you learn to trim the fat. No one cares much about your uni qualifications much past 30 for instance just need a reference at the bottom of the page saying I went here and did this and got this grade (if it was good).

>>216675835
Nice one mate
That second yacht won't pay for itself

>>216674408
The Met dropped all charges in October and Glinner is sueing them.
Five armed police for a tweet, but when my local supermarket is getting looted by smackheads and 'youths' on a daily basis the police don't give a shit.
Fucking hate them.

Might gert the audiobook of yhe binble

violent baton

used to love reading when i was a boy
tried to pick up a book last night and i couldnt finish a page

>>216674762
Bela Lugosi was a smelly slav junkie
Karloff mogged him on and off screen

off to the office lads. something to do innit?

who is rapeape

>>216676029
You like the black willies, don’t you?

>>216676036
>British actor
>called himself Boris Karloff to sound more Russian
Bizarre considering the anti communist fervor at the time.

The eternal question...
Beano or Dandy?

>>216676086
spiritually, I am Desperate Dan

>>216676035
ADHD mate

>>216676099
Those big pies he had corr
Wouldn't mind a big pie with horns on the top

Just dropped by the gherkin, asked the man on the door where the cronem were at and he looked at me like I was mental - starting to think this Belgians posts are pure fantasy

>>216676080
He adopted the stage name in 1912 when Russia was still ruled by the Tsar, and had become a household name by the early 1930s, long before the 'Red Scare'.

>>216676005
more like bore of the rings

Five bananas, two tangerines, a sirloin steak and a pint of milk down the fucking hatch.

>>216676080
Karloff played in movies in the 1930s. The McCarthy era didn't begin until the 1950s.

>>216676141
>and he looked at me like I was mental
because you're white

>>216676154
>Five bananas, two tangerines, a sirloin steak and a pint of milk
and one ring to rule them all

he got ADHD he need to be on speed 24/7 it not right

>>216676143
>>216676164
There was more than one red scare thoughbeit.

>>216676204
nah mate you're embarrassing yourself now

It’s s Dark Academia type of morning

mumstein bought a copy of yhe ethiopian binble, full went on a tirade about how the catholics are demonic for removing a bunch of books from yhe binble

>>216676204
The post-WW1 anti-communist period was largely restricted to political figures, it hadn't been expanded in scope to cultural figures like actors or artists until the more well-known Red Scare of the late 40s and early 50s.
And in any case, people weren't targeted simply for having a slightly Russian sounding name, they were targeted for their views, or perceived views, and their connections to others for the same.

>>216676217
What the fuck are you talking about you blithering idiot?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Red_Scare?wprov=sfti1

>Win redundancy pool (3-1)
>Boss made redundant
>Bloke who worked in parallel to me gets new role
>Effectively doing five jobs in one for no more money
>Have asked for more money and no answer
>Won't get a redundancy package if I leave as my 'reward' was not getting sacked
I've been done so hard here

>>216676285
please lad

hate my job, might just walk out

>>216676266
Meanwhile on the continent the sun is shining brightly. Temperature is pretty mild for this time of year, too. (11°C.)

>The rate of UK unemployment has risen to 5% in the three months to September, showing signs the jobs market has weakened, according to new official figures.

But I thought the millions of brown people meant only good things in the economy could happen?

hate sarcasm

madein is rapein

>>216676306
if going into toil feels like marching to the firing squad then i say get out and go on a 3 month booze and depression coma like i have been doing

>>216676306
Modern employment is mental torture and extremely dull. It's safe and clean and physically easier on the body but it feels pointless and disconnected from the human spirit. Lots of jobs only exist superficially because of compliance or the law and much of our work no longer has any meaningful impact on our lives or that of our communities. How can an individual sitting at a computer all day writing strategies and releasing purchasing orders from an office across town possibly feel as alive as an entire community of people building a giant ship at the end of their street. The experience is just not comparable.

sneaking in a quick wank to Serana before 11

Just bought my first Christmas prezzie :)

mad how only like 5% of people in real life are gay but about 60% of /brit/ is gay

would punk rocker Sid Vicious observe the minutes silence?

>prezzie
need these toddlerisms banished from the earth

Right
*puts on hat*
I'm off to work at my office, I sit at a computer writing inane pointless shite that no one will ever care about, see you lads

playing ff14 naked

10 minutes, if I hear a PEEP out of any of you during the silence I'll freak

Timmy hasn't posted a breakfast update. Very worrying.

>indian girl with her white boyfriend
wyd?

*starts yelling loudly in Arabic to mate with bad connection halfway across the world*

Top 10 countries by total English-speaking population:

1. Barbados (100%)
2. Marshall Islands (98.31%)
3. United Kingdom (98.28%)
4. Iceland (98%)
5. Jamaica (97.64%)
6. Ireland (97.52%)
7. New Zealand (97.15%)
8. Nauru (96.67%)
9. United States (95.88%)
10. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines (95%)

Top 10 countries by speaker of English as a first language:

1. United Kingdom (91.5%)
2. Ireland (85.22%)
3. United States (78.19%)
4. New Zealand (75.53%)
5. Australia (72%)
6. Canada (54.37%)
7. Singapore (48.25%)
8. Saint Lucia (18.79%)
9. Marshall Islands (16.95%)
10. Liberia (16%)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_English-speaking_population

Will God Forgive Us?

>>216676484
ktim

doing a virgin walk around the city centre, lots of college girls around dressed in a weird goth clothes

*dances into the thread in a comedic manner while 'Blinding Lights' by 'The Weekend' plays in the background*

alri

Gonna sack off work for runtoil at 11 I think

>>216676567
he'll have to beg for my forgiveness

For about 8 months I was wanking rarely, just didn't feel like it
Past 3 days? Wanking muchly. Got my mojo back

the first gta 6 trailer came out 2 years ago

>>216676628
we're going to get gta5 on ps6 before we get gta6

wmaf is the future of Japan and Korea

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

Imagine eating Emma Watson’s shit and sniffing her farts and fucking her up the ass and getting her poo on your dick.

>>216676679
>>216676699
SHHHHH

>>216676699
stupid cunt

>>216676710
See
>>216675157

horrible disrespectful CUNT ill never forget this

NEET Island

Very proud of you lot for not spamming poo during the silence. I'm sure it took a lot of restraint

Hedge trimmer working through the 2 minutes silence
Probably some horrible little immigrant

well done emmayank you've ruined christmas

Dogberg turns 10 this year, she's an old lass

>>216676775
Ever shagged her up the arse?

>>216676775
gilf

>>216676775
give her pets from me

>>216676752
This is good news for inflation.

>>216676614
i’ve always thought this is a pathetic cope

More Young Men have stopped seeking work

It's impossible to find a 18-24 year old british male with a job

Why did they have to give poo such a foul smell?

>>216676818
yeah? care to explain?

Scouted out the gherkin searching for cronem, turns out its actually office space and I'm being prosecuted for trespassing

>>216676775
stupid mutt

Just got a whiff of curry from that post

>>216676846
That’s no way to talk about your mum.

>>216676775
10 for a dog is only like 35 for a human these days it's not like the old days where 10 was like 75 dogs have it good now

wanking to the black girl in Splatoon

rapid

Never had a package stolen from my doorstep, but my village also only has like 2 forens (funnily enough they're brothers and one got done for threatening kids on a bus with a knife while the other walks around looking for fag butts)

need to sort my life out

>>216676911
Paedo

>>216676862
*mom

>>216676930
rude

bashing

Did not sleep very well

fell in love with the barista again award

>>216676938
pedo

>>216676918
Only the finest of foreigners for great shittan

-4

>>216676962
Imposter

>>216676987
Paedo imposter

batty

>>216676837
>>216676752
technically unemployment only counts people actively seeking work, dole scroungers are a separate category

God is based and right about how everyone needs to suffer on earth and then go to hell forever, completely unironically.

Gravy’s good tonight

>>216677088
to think he decided this after only seeing 1 jew

>>216677142
Screm

Rorke's POV

I am human and I need to be loved

um who is in charge of the BBC right now

right well

>Waking watch is a fire safety system where suitably trained staff continually patrol the floors and the exterior perimeter of a building to maintain the safety of its occupants from fire. The aim of a waking watch is to ensure there is sufficient warning in the event of a fire to support the evacuation strategy.

This possibly is the ultimate non job and yet also has an enterprise holding it together with training and a test. The grifters gold.

>>216677164
kys

>make a post about curry
>instant deletion and warning
>yank posts a bloke getting shagged up the arse
>stays up for 20 minutes

>>216677237
if it keeps the drugmongs in jobs and off the streets we need more of it

>>216677196
This guy
>>216677164

JAMON BVLL

my ballbag's full of seminal fluid

>>216677237
Jewish daycare is a retarded term but this is something along those lines

um thats a black man pounding away at a white mans arsehole

japanese curry is not real curry

it is beef stew

they should stop calling it curry

>>216677258
he'd only posted it less than 4 minutes ago when you posted this

>>216677319
i know how it goes

>>216677318
eatu the curry rōku

>>216677259
It keeps the pakis and Africans in a job

Oh look Bald just walked past your mums house

it's not just beef stew

it's beef stew with shitloads of sugar dumped into it

>>216677318
Why do yo hate Japan so much? I see you here shitting on them every day and it's actually quite pathetic

pooing out my gay wank arse

doing epic shit on the reg lately

Rice is not a breakfast food

Mashing together rice into a ball and eating it is not a snack

>>216677318
what do you mean
my stews don't have curry spices in

gyudon with extra cheese onegaishimasu

peeling my nans fingers off one by one as she dangles off a cliff above an active volcano

other day when I was walking to my gran's I saw 2 giant amazon parcels just left right outside someone's front door in broad daylight

I thought about walking up to their door and moving the parcels round the back, despite this being miles from my home and having no notion of who lived there. In the end I didn't. That's how you know society has fallen, because I didn't move the parcels even though it was the right thing to do.

just received my degree in Firewatching from the university of fire

>>216677318
Trvke

>>216677397
japan inspires a lot of jealousy because its the closest thing to a perfect civilisation on earth

>>216677508
The fact that the parcels could remain there without being stolen show society hasn't fallen

>>216677548
you could tell they'd only been there minutes

they were still warm from the parcel oven

>>216677564
Parcels don't come from a parcel oven.

>>216677508
alri little red riding hood

>>216677583
there was steam coming off them and a smell like warm cinnamon apple pie

>>216677542
>closest thing to a perfect civilisation on earth
>full of nonces

Bet Emma Watson shits.

>>216677702
>>216677702

>>216677542
>rampant suicide
>almost all men are incel shutins or salarydrones doing nothing but work
>apocalyptic demographics
not exactly

Didn't even hit 300 a madness

is a bit isn't it but I shan't be pushign it to bump limit