Thread 216677702

fegelein edischz

>>216677702 (OP)
Dogshit early jf edition

I am incapable of not listening to new songs that I like over and over until I no longer like them. Even months after, when I have long since stopped listening to them, if I go back to them they're still ruined and I feel nothing from them

>>216677741
better than a yank thread

>>216677758
TRVKE

yank posters are better than aussie posters and thats saying something. I violently hate both countries

Be very careful now

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker
I play my music in the sun

>>216677797
the lion cares not what the sheepshagger thinks

Just got a duty and tax invoice from fedex for a 2DS XL I imported from Japan
What happens if I don't pay it? I already have my DS and have for about 3 weeks now

neighbourbergs are having a party on a tuesday night, and on a day of solemnity to boot, have they gone QUITE mad?

wonder how long it'll be til barbarians sack a european city

https://youtu.be/Xgp7wlBfASA

Rosalia now this we're being fed :painted nails emoji:
Mother hen Charli has descended once again to feed her chicks

sharpening my axe

It's like an episode of Bullseye in here

>>216677750
i do this. think a lot of people do

l have reached the last episode of Rings of Power. Therefore l will not be discussing it or other Tolkien related media after this thread.

breaking news: a badger in Bristol just had a nightmare

>>216677966
thoroughly shaken
paying promptly

it time to be lush de lad

need indog gf

Life in England makes your eyes bulbous and red from the constant stress. Face swollen from cortisol. Forehead lines, nasolabial folds, collagen depleted. Your hair follicles die and disappear.

Early starts, drudgery at work and a lack of social life: the cornerstones of the Modern Englishman.

That's what does it.

It's the pain.

>>216677878
give the seller a 1-star review for not labelling it as a book (free from import tax)

would never have happened with a chinese seller as they always do the needful to fiddle the system

Would absolutely love to roll this kiwi into a golfball and drive him right into the sun for these shitty neek posts

>>216677981
watched that not long after it came out and immediately forgot everything that happened in it when i was finished

>>216677981
was it good despite the woke?

>>216677886
you planning on lingering in the communal area in the hope of an off the cuff invite?

>win the pub quiz
>£80 in the pocket
>next day receive and email from HMRC
>"Last year you underpaid your tax by £120"

It's just fucking relentless
Absolutely restlessness
Can I not enjoy something for a few days at least?

>>216678007
not really, i feel fine

>>216678015
Already gave him 5 stars when it was delivered because he put some sweeties in the box

>>216678055
u've been done

all fired up, i feel alive

>>216678069
looks like the south african guy from District 9. Trying to come up with a joke that incorporates that + this image of a jewish man

>"I don't eat no fookin' prawns man!"

(jewish people don't eat shellfish)

>>216678019
imagine hating me and im just in my room this like this:

>>216678122
not bad lol

>>216678108
mate..

>>216678020
The balrog has just woke up, Sauron has made the rings, Gandalf is still hanging out with Tom Bombadil
>>216678036
Not really. l will say the costumes and effects are all good and the big battle between the orcs and elves was fun.

>>216678055
Government's squeezing out every drop from us after the Trump lawsuit announcement

>>216678127
I don't hate you, I just think you can be a bit pathetic

people SEETHE when you suggest japan is better than their dogshit country even if its blatantly true

>>216678007
yeah?
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

>>216678127
mad how this lad could see pretty good

Remember when Rorke lost his mind at the first GTA 6 trailer because it had black people in it? lol

more like Stevie Whatsder

>>216678143
they were yummy
i'm just a fat useless lump that can be bribed with food

the raped

>>216678174
you think you simon cowell? nobody gives a shit what you think, leave the judgement at the door

>>216678204
ha is that cause hes always like what? whenever anyone says anything
due to his condition

Read all your posts and have formed some opinions (I will not be sharing them, sorry)

>>216678200
genuinely hope you get in a car accident and get put in a vegetative state so your family have to pull the plug on you

>>216678007
Early starts are what do me in. Waking up before 9AM is inhuman slavery. No energy to do anything but soul crushing toil, years pass by as my time and life essence are slowly drained and I suffer with chronic sleep deprivation.

Absolutely cannot wait until I'm unemployed so I can live my life again.

the obese man with spiky hair and a big gold chain just walked past. i see him every day and think he looks quite cool and wish i was him.

Why does that weird incel keep posting that ginger child?

>>216678347
paedo obsessed with sandy hook shooting and the little girl that died in it

>>216678347
he's gay

>>216678347
he's a literal nonce

>>216678347
if he died the world would benefit immensely
fucking hate him

>>216678370
>white people discriminate these people

moot's lucky I only started browsing 4chan after he left because I would have heemed that cunt

ran too much and shins exploded now i gotta take 3-4 days break

>>216678516
lose weight tubby

>>216678494
he was the soul of this site now its like a soulless zombievwehsurt t
not a soyjak party poster but the way the mods actually interact with the users there and do fun stuff makes it feel like an actual community

>>216678233
You think I care what a runt like you has to say about me? Jog on and go do your gay porn haka elsewhere you gimp

>>216678516
I almost snapped my neck on my nephews trampoline today. I tried doing a backflip and landed on my neck like how that black cunt slammed fedor. I've got neck pain and my chest hurts
you and I are brothers torn from the same cloth. battle-hardened, battle-tested,battle-born.

its this guy

>>216678585
soyack dogs the fucking shit out of 4chan for the simple fact of rangebanning the entirety of israel and india. unfortunately I'm too ingrained in this site to leave

>>216678622
>yadda yadda *overused unfunny joke* yadda yadda

>>216678681
>Bands to be regressive, based on penis size

>>216678681
best not be backdated I had 3 yesterday

>>216678663
>>216678585
>soyjak party
full of literal deranged sociopathic teenagers. of course aussies would be drawn to that site.

>>216678681
I'd actually go bankrupt

Hi everyone. How is the sex going? For me it's going very well, I am constantly having lots of sex with many beautiful women

frumelty for lunch

>>216678723
your lucky there is a sea between us right now

>>216678727
ktim trying to fit in at work with the lads

Irish diaspora phenotype

>>216678723
kamate kanate HAHHH HAHHHHHH *sticks tongue out*
back off

Can someone please post that list of mirror sites posted by a yank several weeks ago that we can use when ofcom blocks us

>>216678756
nobody scared of you mate, go cry about it on soyjak party with those zoomer glasses open mouth memes that have never been funny

>>216678783
>What do you mean send them back? That's racist and bigoted
>Without immigrants the NHS would collapse

Saw a Chinese girl with a black bf today, what a strange pairing

>>216678808
this joke was already made in this thread.

>>216678841
Seen that many times before

banging pots and pans for the BBC

>>216678841
Lynchian

>>216678850
Richard Gere looking rough these days

>>216678841
best tyrone cud do

>>216678826
are nhs heroes

I still clap at 7pm every night

>>216678841
kafkaesque

>>216678850
whats this cunt been up to?

the last thing nzmong sees before he's obliterated and sent back to volcano god

>>216678826
>>216678885
What would we do without our precious nurses
Brings a tear to my eye that these people are treated with anything less than complete adoration

Pure concentrated Emma Watson’s farts straight from the source.

Sir chairman mao

Sir Gandalf the Grey

>>216678823
>nobody scared of you
and yet, you are not at my doorstep right now ready to fight to the death. why is that? it's because you are a little cuckold coward with disgusting maori blood coursing through your mongrelised veins. you're a disgrace to our Anglo race and you and your entire family lineage must perish *spits in your face*
haha nah mate just joking you're alright aye

>>216678907
no australian under 50 is like the bruce meme. they are a neutered people without a testicle between them, most of them barely go outside these days. The average kiwi child would mog

2 poos orchestrated today so far

one more day of bastard toil and i get 4 days off

>>216678946
>and yet, you are not at my doorstep right now ready to fight to the death. why is that?
cause im not in aussie or planning on visiting innit

will receive roughly £1.6k for three weeks of sick leave, get in

>>216678968
what do you have planned lad?

>>216678954
>>216678975
do you ever shut the fuck up about australia jesus christ

>>216678999
>>216678975
have a war

kiwis are like aussies with african IQ
thats why it took until 1830s to figure out building with stone

>>216678975
if only you could take a joke as well as maori women enjoy taking BWC

summer's less than a month away but its been fucking freezing and pissing down rain for like a week straight with no end in sight

>>216678927
Filthy nonce youre not fooling anyone. Brazenly describing your fetish here and thinking us none the wiser. How's that working out for you? You miserable fat fucker

>>216678851
Where?

>>216679014
have two

>>216679038
Kys gingerpedo.

>>216679034
enjoy it its already hot as here

Can't stop farting

>>216678977
at my old job when I had my mental elf and I was off I was on full pay for 3 months then when my full pay allowance ran out I quit the same day

>>216679061
How do I do this?

>>216679060
Alri Emma.

Legolas the mental elf

>>216679043
London, Southampton, Bristol, Cambridge

>>216679055
fucking sick of it though i feel like one of those frozen frogs in the forest that's waiting for summer to come so he can start moving again

anyone make popcorn? might start making popcorn

>>216679049
He's admitted it you all are witness. He enjoys being a braggart and humiliating you all while doing it. Im not dumb faggot

>Rally driving debut for daughter of tragic world champion Colin McRae
cor she'd get it

>>216679103
>tragic world champion Colin McRae
why is he tragic?

>>216679061
this isn't right

>>216679103
watched one of her youtube videos. she's a self-centred slag

>>216679112
He decided he knew how to fly a helicopter despite having never done it before and crashed

>>216679061
if i took a “mental heath day” i’d be ruthlessly bullied for it, justifiably so

>>216679103
hard right into the bush

what does /brit/ think about the terrorist attack in Delhi?

scared that little rodent maori off I did. petrified little peasant

>>216679131
>a helicopter is just like a car
his last thoughts probably

>>216679097
I post pictures of adult women, you post pictures of little girls. You’re a freak, regardless of whatever fetish I might have.

>>216679146
same as I think about horseshit in a stable, mate

>>216679146
more dead browns? based

>>216679146
there's just been on in Pakistan too. Curious

leaning back in my pc chair too far so the air cylinder explodes and goes flying straight up my arse

curry for tea

>>216679146
hope the keema naandem are alright
love a keema naan i do

what an eejit

remember Gladiator 2? What a load of rubbish.

the ole twig and berries

*Stitches an assortment of foreskins into a Chinese finger trap*

In the office and just noticed my t-shirt is on backwards.
'cide tonight

just spent the past two hours trying to put my blind back up
fucks sake
didn't even realise it was remembrance day either

>>216679190
>>216679131
didn't he take someone's children with him too?

gladiator poo

>>216679205
couldn't even be arsed pirating it

>>216679079
Unis? I've never seen it before until today, I mainly see Chinese girls with Chinese lads or white lads

>>216679215
is there any reason why you would have realised that?

>>216679159
"There is a twofold liberty, natural (I mean as our nature is now corrupt) and civil or federal. The first is common to man with beasts and other creatures. By this, man, as he stands in relation to man simply, hath liberty to do what he lists; it is a liberty to evil as well as to good."

>>216679146
a pakistani did it

>>216679232
worst post of all time

>>216679241
It's rare but it happens
It's 2025 mate
The Jews won't be happy until *all* races are mixed up

>>216679216
yeah, one other kid and an adult
4 deaths in total

>>216679256
She was really pretty tho which surprised me

its the paaaaakis

>>216679254
Thank you

the scrandemic

>>216679252
Kashmir is Pakistani now is it?

please come back nz bro, i was just joking. i love you so much
*holds up a boombox outside your window and starts singing*
BABY COME BACK
ANY KINDA FOOL COULD SEEEEE

>>216679256
It's interesting that Jews also want chinks to mix. I thought it was only whites they wanted to eliminate.
Or maybe it's their thinking that half-Asian, half-black kids will be more intelligent than black kids and so will reach higher positions in society where they can breed with higher-class whites

>>216679292
it was an english paki to be specific

>>216679292
/brit/ is Indian /pol/ now is it?

>>216679268
She was probably a munter you just have yellow fever

>>216679303
Filipina/black couples are pretty common

>>216679294
(tearfully joins in)
BABY COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEE

Farts are microscopic poos

>>216679256
The Chink girl I saw with a black guy was slim and 6 foot tall

>>216679331
sure it wasnt a white bloke done up?

>>216679306
No such thing

>>216679303
They just want everyone to be deracinated and servile

>>216679303
>>216679316
>>216679331
i think you should probably spend less time on the computer

>>216679319
<3

>>216679316
The bmaf couples I'm referring to are Chinese girls and black men
They didn't have that flip look. Though I don't doubt what you say is true also

>>216679241
me and some other lads once went into the chinese halls at uni and they were terrified of us

>>216679280
Leonardo Da Vinci painting subject looking ass.

>>216679371
>the chinese halls
What?

labubu hotglue (720p)

yeah but I thought it was specifically the grace and beauty of aryans that Jews wanted to destroy
Other races may be homogenous, but they're not beautiful

Recently learned that Jews are performing ritual human sacrifice in Gaza because they're trying to fulfill a prophecy in which they fight against the world and God comes to help them win

fart on niggers faces

I was wondering why I was getting hundreds of likes and reposts on twitter and apparently some things I've said are in the trending bit

>>216679412
you watched that chinga blokes video too then

>>216679402
>>216679412
yeah?

>>216679385
in the halls of residence they put all the chinese together in one flat

I hate dogs so fucking much

>>216679426
Yeah

/brit/ more like /bad/ influence

Im going to bed. One day you'll get a clue

>>216679153
nah was probably more along the lines of "oh fuck i'm about to die"

off to the Chinese halls to learn ancient wuxing arts

mad how whenever Australians insult NZ they always target Maori people. You'd think they'd already have had their full with the way they abuse aboriginal people but I guess they hunger to cause more evil for indigenous people.

>>216679468
unsubscribe

>>216679468
Are you maori?

>>216679468
please never leave us again i missed you

Have no real opinions on the Maori other than they really shouldnt have let white people do the silly dance

>>216679468
>seething about racism on 4chan

>>216679468
is it true kiwis do square poos

what we're gonna do right here is go back
way back

nz bro can you upload a vocaroo so we can racevestigate your accent and insult you more accurately

frodo slaggins

>>216679511
This.
do it nz lad

most jap girls ive spoken to said they wouldnt date blacks, browns or south east asians because they find them rude
every jap lad I've spoken to wants to shag white women but many wouldnt date them because they're boisterous, but are okay with dating SEA women

... lunchtime today wearing my excellent glasses watching Bargain Hunt on BBC one London on my TV via puck in home ...

83 year old vietnam vet granddad just announced he'll be going by they/them from now on

>>216679522
why are you asking so many jap women who they'd shag?

>>216679518
HOWLING

>>216679511
https://voca.ro/16ZNQd5uU3AO

>>216678992
nothing much, just rest and recuperation. lots of wanking. lots of eating. some chores and a bit of shopping.

>>216679555
Oonga boongab to you too

>>216679555
Maori ghost chup cunt confirmed

>>216679555
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S A FUCKING BLACK NIGGER COCONUT HAHAHAHAHA

>>216679555
pollywog gobbledygook

>>216679541
I talk to them on HelloTalk because I'm learning nip and usually it comes up when talking about cultural differences and that

>>216679522
literally all colours and creeds want to shag white women, that's not a unique phenomenon. They're just objectively the best

>>216679580
Actually howled out loud at this loool

poo roary stewart

>>216679580
fucking hell

>>216679555
oi you maori faggot, what do you think of samoans and tongans? almost every maori i've met hates them more than us white cunts

by pure fluke my manager happened to see me smoking on my flat balcony
now all my colleagues know exactly where I live, not sure how I feel about this

i eat plinkton bru

>>216679555
this you?

ye bru piss me thu pitril can

>>216679627
SAJNYHGF< BNAWLK

I'm feeling blackpilled + furious

i'd shag whites and chinese/japs, not sure about SEA. blacks and pakis, no thanks, but actually half black women can sometimes be attractive like tinashe for example anyway none of this matters because i'm an incel

>>216679555
there's a lovely maori lass on internet by the name of "Shantel Dee", you would LOVE her content ;)

>>216679604
why do people assume Maori hate white people? you have americanised brains. The vast majority of Maori accept that Nz is a biracial country, maori just want the government to uphold the original basis of the treaty of waitangi. Samoan and Tongans are alright, they are kinda similar to maori in some ways but are way more into the church shite and they are fucking mean fighters, they can be really violent people or really sweet and kind, they're just people innit

>>216679616
It's breach of data protection for your employer to give out your personal details such as address to other employees, you could take legal action against him.

>>216679655
cor yeah she can take a dick in throat like a champ

Wish there was only white people

hope nz lad isn't taking all this horrible racism too seriously

>>216679647
Ok keep us updated

bored of all this BBC drama in the news already

>>216679655
>a lovely maori lass
lol wut she looks like an ugly fat faced mulatto

Absolutely bloody mental how ugly abos are

>>216679693
whats happened?
I dont read the news because it amplifies that lingering feeling of dread I always have

>>216678783
>>216678826
Irish diaspora look maternal
Could this be why they're compassionate and sympathetic towards ethnics? It's their maternal instinct?

faded off that mount franklin

>>216679695
did you drop this picture into the deep ocean or something

>>216679714
her farts really mustn't taste that great, man

>>216679660
>and they are fucking mean fighters
over here they are the mostly cowardly fighters to walk the face of the earth. they're notorious for dog-shot king-hitting people in the back of the head when they're already 3 times bigger than their opponent and with 10 of their mates

>>216679718
bbc have been exposed as extremely biased and deceitful (which everyone knew already)

>>216679718
They got caught doctoring a Trump speech to make it look like he was inciting violence, plus their one-sided coverage of hot topic issues like Gaza and trannies, so the Director and their head of news have both resigned.
Leftypol insisting they've done nothing wrong despite that fact that he's always accusing the BBC of being right wing.
Abolish the whole thing I say.

>>216679748
>king-hitting
what?

>>216679748
that exact scenario happened to my mate on holiday in nz

>>216679763
sucker-punch to an americanised incel like you

>>216679695
i was thinking more along the lines of her being maori (presumably, could be some other polynesian) and sucking white cock

King hitting Charlie

>>216679718
>BBC airs a Trump documentary
>in it was footage of a speech he gave
>except the footage was edited to make it seem like he was encouraging the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol
>Trump threatens to sue the BBC for a billion dollars (lol)
>now people are resigning

not gay so only end up going down the gay porn goonhole when I've been stuck indoors for a while on my own then when I get back out with women I realise they're peng and I don't like willards anymore

>>216679788
what's malfoy going to do to her?

>>216679805
its 2025 hun you dont have to hide it anymore xx

>>216679767
they are a very cowardly people, could be said of all polynesians honestly

king hitting my menulog driver

>>216679804
leftymongs have had a terrible year

>>216679819
*king-hits you*

>>216679805
mental how benders exist

>We received a payment of £16,319.67 for your credit card ending in 5327
>It should show on your balance soon
This is no way to live

just got banned for 'advertising' by recommending a fragrance on the /fa/ fragrance general

>>216679833
MODS

>>216679833
you can't just ask that and then post a video of a big juicy suckable cock

Me interacting with the kiwi posters

I've never been in a relationship or touched a boob or had a conversation with a woman.

>>216679820
poowong screaming

>>216679832
kek you're funny for brown vermin

>>216679842
how do you like THIS fragrance?
*farts directly into your face with enough force to ruffle your hair*

problem with all these conflicts is i don't like either side in any of them

>>216679857
used to suck my mums tits when I was a baby

>>216679857
ktim except the last part because I talk to women daily x

>>216679869
smells like kouros

>>216679870
always support the underdog personally

>>216679857
err why?

been wearing trackie pants with no undies for the past two days and the crack/sack area smells like salt and vinegar chips

>>216678055
they need that money so they can give it to the migrants mate. dont be greedy. the migrants need £600 tax free a month.

>>216679870
I support anyone that isn't me dying, quite odious I am

My only loyalty is the Anglo-Saxon people and their descendants

whats underdog haahahaha

>>216679905
BASED, SO FVCKING ZASED

>>216678055
how would they know you won a pub quiz?

>>216679891
I'm a slovenly worm of a man and I still manage to put undies on each day, what's wrong with you

at least a dozen /brit/cel bussys ITT are quivering for big bruce BWC

>>216679804
>>216679804
That's pretty funny, about time they got their just desserts
Cheers

>>216679905
Ditto, but to Cornish people, Irish people and the Global Community.

>>216679881
I can't even speak to the women at my work they all think I'm insane and weird (which I am).

>>216679890
summet wrong with me, I'm not right mentally

im gonna burst some bubbles here but, big dick is overrated and most women prefer it in the 5-6 inch range. Have had multiple exes tell me

>>216679927
been saying this for years

>>216679955
They're your exes because you didn't meet the 5" minimum?

>>216679955
have a 7 inch knob and every sexual experience i've ever had suggests otherwise

>>216679981
unrelated to my penis. case by case basis innit

>>216679992
no yeah see I was making a joke by saying you had a small willy

>>216679955
curvature isn't a factor?

>>216679955
by exes you mean the men putting their big dicks in your butt?

got a 1000000 inch penis and ive had sex 49685929202093833828 times

>>216680006
odd thing to say

>>216680007
pics? x

>>216680018
*heems you*
payback's a bitch NIGGER

>>216680037
*absorbs it* heh, that tickled

>>216679857
I accidentally touched my mates boobies once when I pulled her off another bird while they were having cat fight
Misjudged my hand placement and essentially cupped her tits from behind while I dragged her back
we're tight though so she understood it was an accident and we had a laugh about it

was watching a JAV yesterday and the lad's knob was massive. very rare for a jap. must have been at least 8 inches and thick.

>>216674388

>>216674388

>>216674388

>>216679990
7 inch is good because there's no denying it's big, but it isn't freakish

>>216680045
fatty coconut majin buu ass nigger