Thread 216694548

LFC edish

Rorke plotting a coup against starmer to save /brit/

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Who knew a prime minister getting rid of porn and winter fuel payments could be so unpopular?

um
based?

Vote Labour. Vote Sinn Fein.

quite impressed by Sara Cox and the run she is doing for crippled children or spastic or whatever
i hope she doesn't turn out to be another Sir Jimmy Savile

so what happens now?

egg

Why are they like this?

>>216694548 (OP)
in 711 the Visigothic kingdom was overthrown by an Arab and Berber army invading from North Africa, and most of Spain remained part of a Muslim political community looking to Damascus, Baghdad and Cairo as a result, for the next five centuries

should I drink another glass of water

>>216694618
thats only like 2 meals if their drinks are 4L (probably are)

>>216694596
i'll never understand why we don't just build more prisons
wouldn't mind if they whipped one up on the derelict site by the river in my town

Well then lads?

poo

>>216694618
Trinidad?

>>216694607
>voting for someone who you know isn't actually going to do their job
at least the other MPs pretend to do stuff

>>216694618
This was golden era obesity America. Towers came down, we gorged. We GORGED. Ended 15 years ago roughly, just like America.

>>216694635
pie+chips and baked beans
irn bru
;3
+my semen on top

>>216694603
>Szu Ping Chan
chingchonging at this

>>216694633
And who's going to pay for the prisons rorke? Tax the rich? Thought you were against that?

>>216694630
*confers with several other Anons then turns to you*
Yes.

>>216694635
fish chips and gravy with an dr pepper
lots of saltvingar please love

>>216694635
B6E

>>216694635
Rolling for irn bru

got a cock up my arse

The pillory is a device made of a wooden or metal framework erected on a post, with holes for securing the head and hands.
The stocks are similar but restrain the feet instead.
Both were used as a form of corporal punishment and public humiliation.
In 1816, use of the pillory was restricted in England to punishment for perjury or subornation.
Perjury (also known as forswearing) is the intentional act of swearing a false oath or falsifying an affirmation to tell the truth, whether spoken or in writing, concerning matters material to an official proceeding.

>>216694675
PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>216694666
same lol

>>216694635
just the poo barm for me please.

>>216694660
too late decided to kill myself instead

In love with that lady from Truman Show. Both of them actually but especially the real love interest. Would have sworn that was Kate Winslet, it's not. It's Natascha McElhone.

mad how yanks will never experience chippy tea

>>216694686
...nh

>>216694686
who are you quoting

sonybros?

>>216694635
B2F
dont like fish and chip shop chips though and not a fan of fizzy drinks so will just scran the fish and drink the gravy

>>216694709
no one, he's telling the lad to pull the cock out ov his arse

>>216694635
B2D (realistically B2A but i don't get irn bru often here obviously)

don't understand why people like fizzy drinks

There will be a Blacked studio in every European country (including Ireland) by the end of the decade. Yank’s promise.

they should give kids in school a omega 3 tablet and some orange juice or toast if theyre on free meals
im not a doctor

>>216694723
The laboured breathing party.

back from my janman holiday for being a racialist

>>216694736
I like the sensation on my tongue :)

>>216694736
Back in the day that was entertainment, having that sensation in your mouth and throat. All ended 15 years ago.

>>216694658
no im ok with them taxing the rich

:l

>>216694742
are there any famous Irish porn stars?

race - 2 races until japanese derby - race
why wouldnt you get right-handed and firm conditions on special week? get swinging maelstrom from the skill points anyways

Wonder if you got really really good blackface done on you, you'd get laid easier

>>216694603
it was 2.7 million when Sir Keir Starmer became PM

>>216694779
she was on the show with the 7ft welsh man last night

ATTENTION

You will now watch The Pledge (2001), starring Jack Nicholson

>>216694742
>Blacked studio in every European country (including Ireland)
>(including Ireland)
Why would someone go to blacked dot com just to watch black on black porn?

green

just found out that hermione name is spelled her my oh knee in english, I always read it as herr me on.
it's spelled germiona in russian if any of you wondering

should get mile to do that (for the mile cup G1 race)
I will just run it anyway and the loss will be good for us

>>216694802
what's show's that

>>216694810
No green.

>>216694820
i wasnt

>>216694799
not really any different from gta san andreas (2004) being nostalgic for 1992

>PS5 came out 5 years ago
What in the fuck.

>>216694832
the show with the 7ft welsh man

>>216694820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

>>216694546
okay, maybe i was wrong to state definitively that i have viking ancestry, when what i should've said is that i believe i do based on all available evidence
it doesn't make much much difference
we can see where this country's going based on examples of islamic growth happening around the world through history, and on a smaller scale here in the uk
i think it's going somewhere worse than where viking colonisation took britain
and besides, even if i thought there was hope
even if i thought that what's left of this country was worth the natives fighting for it
i don't think of myself as british or english or yorkshire any more
i'm just a human who had the misfortune to be born to a family that happened to live here at a point in history where the place was being overrun by savages, and whoever is in charge is encouraging it and suppressing any dissent for some reason
wherever my family came from, we moved here once, and we can move again if that's what's best for us

>>216694820
'herr me own' was how I pronounced it for three years before the first fillum came out

>>216694820
Until the movie came out I called her Her Moine on account of being vaguely dyslexic

>>216694799
World is no different now than 2016. Or than most things of 2014.

green

king halo is poggers

>>216694873
shes haras roommate :3

Oil fields in UAE

hoping I can do better with king halo with potential level 3 and triumphant pulse 2* and then bred in twice

managed to go almost the entire day without thinking about the toilfu, I think I'm finally recovering lads

would it be frowned upon to strip and lay down in the foyer fountain for a bit?

>>216694860
I disagree. My world is very different to 2016. Not as different as 2006. But my life has changed beyond recognition since then.

>>216694918
no exposed genitalia
not after the 190 incident

my arse has changed beyond recognition since then

just not on, is it

>>216694948
t. altar boy

strapping c4 to my bollocks and double tapping square

i dont do the jew stuff on the air

Ate the left over Chinese and passed out didn't I?
Too much whisky and salt, woke up, tanned a pint of juice and got a time of lemonade.
Feeling full but hungry iykwim

>>216694970
she's got a fat arse. say it Mark.

mad how we could just tax the rich but rorke wont let us

mad how we could just turn every little boy into a little girl but rorke won't let us

anal sex with emiru

>>216695024
How is that Rorke's authority?

Wtf

rorke shifting off blame

>>216695016
if sophie had a nice fat arse instead of a normal flabby one i could understand some of mark's actions

>>216695058
ok rorke keep sucking off billionaires

Where does the time go, passed out at 7 and now it's 1120. Sleep pattern is going to be FUCKED

Why does Martin Luther make brown people seethe

>>216695068
Not a fan of this.
Just like scorpions, holding too many cards, aren't they

Thread's a bit slow tonight isn't it
I'm on the pixiv looking at anime girls :)

Haven't shagged my arse in a good while

>>216695139
protestantism is the white mans religion

>>216695097
I am Rorke. I support taxing billionaires and deporting foreigners. There is no contradiction. Labour parties do neither when they are in power.

HasanAbi had sex with a 15 year old at a brothel in Berlin?

1000 jobs lost each day
1000 migrants arriving each day
coincidence?

Do you stand up to wipe after you poo? I see in movies and stuff the characters sit down while they wipe which seems unusual to me

>>216695155
did you mean to text that to your uncle? this is brit

>>216695151
Noticing this myself, I know it's late but usually it's a little faster

you never hear leftypol talk about central banks and net zero do you

>>216695211
You have to stay sat because your cheeks stay spread
If you stand up they go back together and smear poo all over your hairy arse cheeks

The more women seethe about Bonnie Blue, the more I like her. Not into her porn, that style is not my cup of tea. But she does have a sense of humour and women seething at other women is always entertaining.

>>216695211
Um... No...
I wipe my arse while sitting down when my legs and cheeks are apart.
Standing up you won't be able to clean the crevice so effectively.
I dread to imagine how bad you smell lad

>>216695231
Ridiculous

>>216695211
i just let it dry and scratch it after

>>216695211
I wipe sat down.

>>216695244
It's just common sense
>>216695249
You the same lad who had diarrhoea in a petrol station toilet

>>216695253
>>216695242
>>216695231
Today a clue has been gained

>>216695097
when right wingers wanted to hold billionaires accountable for 2008 at occupy wall street, it was "the left" who mindlessly hijacked it with identity politics to destroy the movement and save the billionaires from further embarrassment

when right wingers wanted to stop billionaires from "locking down" society and stealing trillions in the greatest transfer of wealth from poor to mega-rich in history, it was "the left" who mindlessly demanded any opposition to the covid regulations be thrown into camps, denied healthcare, silenced, and locked up for protesting

how many examples like this do you need?
it's not "rorke" who is the fascist bootlicking footsoldier of the billionaires
it's "the left"
the useful idiots don't even know who they're being used by

I hope that's not the same Kiwi that keeps beefing with the Aussies because you can NOT be on badness with a big shitty batty

>>216695242
all maoris smell bad. its like indians but not as well known

pooing shit from my obese willy

>>216695266
yeah i know all that im just shitposting
the powers that be have leftypol wrapped round their finger

>>216695277
>you can NOT be on badness with a big shitty batty
why not?

the nz uploaded a vocaroo of him singing a silly little tribesman song

what is gold/rainbow uncap crystal

please make Lammy PM pleasepleaseplease it would be so funny

land reform
the gold standard
abolish net zero
simple as
taxes are gay

how many playthroughs have you done

Haha, alright lads?

>>216694889
crazy how they'd be absolutely irrelevant otherwise

>>216694618
>>216694650
Looks peng to be honest. I would rather have a gallon of iced tea instead of Coca Cola or similar yankslop

>>216695310
https://vocaroo.com/1mQJ2ue13lYi

>>216695379
did they invent boats though

>>216695394
More than I can count

>>216695211
squatting above the toilet

https://youtu.be/wPPK2b9ydh8
doing these so i can last longer while having sex
i dont have sex.

>>216694635
>Cod and chips
>Tartare sauce
>Water
You know this is the way

>>216695425
um

>>216695379
why are the aussies in NSW so tall

how many playthroughs have you done anon? its in the profile section
I have 37K carats now

>>216695319
lets you add one uncap to any SSR/SR card you already have
save for after kitablack pulls at least

welp its over the yanks are going to bomb the shit out of Venezuela and all mayhem will break loose

What does this even mean

>>216694635
pie and chips
salt and vinegar
tap water from home
BOSH

seagull in a turban i know, i know, it's serious

>>216695454
already Googled it...

literally you career for star pieces :3

what do I spend my £10 voucher from ONS on?

yeh yeh tek dat tek dat

>>216695463
kek

>>216695379
That is a lot of kangaroos. Almost a suspicious amount of kangaroo, when you really consider it.

>>216695379
Need humans out of roo country ASAP

>>216695438
Fish and chips
Salt and vinegar
Cocacola
We are not the same

reminder to report the BE flags posts
mental how badly I mindbroke him

>>216695463
kek

>>216695211
I stand up but I'm only wiping for a final check and to dry my arse as the integrated electric bidet makes my arse squeaky clean

>>216695463
Learn English you dunce

>>216695494
Bro forgot leg day :skull:

>>216695519
this bloke makes me howl when he does his videos in front of the anti-suicide door

>>216695507
Nice, I want a bidet. I’ll often use the sink or shower head after a poo but can’t do that in a public loo without a punch up

mouseyyy :,)

2* speed winning ticket (only 949 speed, 775 stamim / 583/315/361 (dont know where 0 wit came from)
with corner recovery O

>>216695519
heres one from dadberg

went to the butchers and said "hi mate can i have a mince round"
guy behind the counter says "aye but hurry up mate we shut in 5 minutes"

>>216695535
Oh I just noticed the weird door, how is it anti- suicide though, I reckon if you tried hard enough you could get your neck slammed in there

anyone else been watching The Age of Uncertainty on bbc4

Mad how in Aussie the cops have scanners that scan your rego as you drive past but in nz the cops don’t care about anything. Haven’t updated my rego in over a year, not a single ticket or email

>>216695568
It's so that you can't hurt yourself in the bathroom
Staff peek over them when they check on you

>>216695553
tobyyyy ;)

>>216695540
Oi!
Get your arse out of my sink, you cheeky tosser!

>>216695446
250

>scanners that scan your rego
>Haven’t updated my rego
a kiss on the lips of every australian, i love you all

>>216695597
youve been playing for ages. why not spend a years worth of gatcha on races? you would get all that playtimes worth of races (years worth) and be above everyone else in terms of progress... and whales arent buying careers

nth for the gyaldem

>>216695588
Living in one of those would be class I bet they get their own rooms

>>216695625
she would get it

>>216695629
You do but there's basically no privacy
Staff come and perv on you

kangapoo

>anti-suicide door
KWAB
also >someone wants to die but government says "no"

>>216695651
I was already sold no need to carry on

>>216695568
it's in a mental hospital, those doors are common in mental hospitals. my guess is that it stops people tying a rope to something and putting the rope over the top of the door to hang themselves. because the rope would slide off. that's just my guess.

>>216695672
I've been in and out of them they're fucking shite

Sir high class Indian

I just think after 100x pulls, and the kitsune black event it would be good to get into 200 careers with that start

the missus has her winky out

>>216695675
where'd they even get the rope from, I know they even confiscate hoodie strings and shoelaces in there
>>216695682
what were you in for? also is it mixed SEX?

>>216695624
because i don't want to play the game for 8 hours a day

200 og cap to get a guaranteed pull >.< on 3* spark (speed/stam), with 2* spark legacy ending up at the end when you get the next 3* spark on literally me so that then whatever you get to take a break or whatever (maybe even to do the other side) you instantly breed out the 2* spark for 2x 3* sparks

>>216695463
>Get on the megabus
Megabus is a coach operator. Unlike what the name suggests they are just regular buses, although sometimes double deckers.
>Driver said "window or aisle"
The bus driver was offering a choice of seat.
>Window or you'll what mate
The joke is he misunderstood the drivers offer as "window or i'll...", basically a threat.
>Chinned him right there
He punched the driver.
>Wee fanny
Small vagina.

Combined with the photo of a young man in a Scotland football shirt with a fight stance it is mocking working class Glaswegians as violent, short tempered and unintelligent.

>>216695629
>I bet they get their own rooms
and you'd have the legend on patrol to protect you

>>216695727
if you do this for a week to do 50 hours total (however many that is) then you have beaten 100% of R.eddi t players who complain about the grind
and the 5-6 daily races is like 6hrs... you would have to play 10, 11 hours or more!

>>216695721
Could use a belt or tie.
Can't mind if he ever has a tie on in his other vids where he is suited now that I think about it. I imagine he has his shoe laces tho

>>216695721
not all of them are but mine was
and because i'm a fucking bipolar nutcase freak

>>216695772
how does being bipolar land you in there, are you the guy that went mental in a shop once? I think you've told me this before, any cool people in the mental hospital?

>>216695540
this is the model I have
https://www.qssupplies.co.uk/bathroom-furniture-shower-taps/333262.htm
life changing shit, worth every penny

had sex with a 17 year old
42 btw
how was your day

>>216695535
>>216695588
where does he live then? some kind of mental ward?

but doing it you could have the ultimate uma (!!)
2* spark on the end (I only have those right now) to be bred out with a guest uma means both sides have all 3* sparks, then once you get the last one you have completed it. the most competitive horse!

>>216695790
am i wrong or was this the entire prince andrew scandal?

>>216695784
nah but I've gone mental several times before, it was really bad
Also yeah last I went there was a few fitties but most of them are far too mental to be friends with outside of the psych ward no matter how bad they want friends
>>216695793
yeah I'd assume so from this >>216695745

me? more of a rehab guy than a loony bin lad

or 200 games of the new event and you have basically gotten as much as all the other players will right at the start to permanently be in the lead

More of a loony bin guy than a rehab guy

>>216695745
need a girl to keep my like this in her life forever

>>216695745
Who has he enlisted to film all of his vids? Must be his social/care worker right?

has cami got her knob out yet?

poo, but not just poo, girl poo

during the falklands war britain deployed warships armed with nuclear depth charges

>>216695721
>what were you in for? also is it mixed SEX?
not the guy you were replying to but mental hospitals usually separate male bedrooms from female bedrooms. sometimes it's completely different wards, sometimes not. when i was a patient it was better when we could interact with female patients just because it was more people to talk to. but sometimes we were locked away on our separate wards due to "incidents" but i dunno exactly what those incidents were.

>>216695876
most likely another patient. when i was in the nuthouse patients would chat, play cards and chess, etc, because otherwise it's incredibly boring in there.

>>216695772
Ever shag any of the female nutters or see them nide etc?

>>216695934
saw a bit of leg once but that's about it

>>216695793
it's a loony bin in rotheram, he said he used to do loads of steroids and had drug induced psychosis and has lived there for 3 years and also has heart problems
i had to watch many mundane tiktoks to glean this knowledge

Brought this back from Japan

>>216695745
hate fat people

nide mental girls

Mad how brits complain about the NHS but you can get into loony bins. I was in and out of the hospital for suicide attempts and they wouldn’t give me a bed due to overcrowding

>>216695900
dumb, but not just stupid, brain dead retarded

nurses should not be allowed to gossip about the penis sizes of their patients

>Grieving father whose son drowned in display home pool says his death was preventable
>Emergency services were called to a GJ Gardiner Homes display home in Kialla, near Shepparton, on Sunday evening after eight-year-old Gurshabad Singh was found just before 7pm.
shame his name was singh and not swimh aha

>>216695973
could be worse
in america the police just scream at you then shoot you if you act weird

>>216695973
Have you considered doing loads of steroids and getting drug induced psychosis?

>>216695934
Coor imagine the insane sexo

>>216695973
well they sectioned me because I was seeing things and hearing voices mainly

>>216695995
dat do be a big anglo name if ive seen one fr fr

>>216695995
genuinely stopped caring the second i read his name

swimmabad singh

>>216696002
I had drug induced psychosis but I don’t do drugs anymore, mad for the mental innit. I’m all about the well-being these days anyway, no more suicide attempts for years

>>216695995
mental how if it was a white person I would care but I don't because he's not

brought this back from Japan

>>216695973
>I was in and out of the hospital for suicide attempts
Why does that not surprise me?

catberg being a mentalist

>>216696018
:(
Scary

>>216695995
its a Gee Jay
gotta be a Gee Jay
gotta be a Gee Jay Gardiner home

>>216696064
nah it's ok still hear them sometimes and I'm medicated
fucking annoying, mostly people outside my room or in the walls

>>216696040
oh okay good on you

>>216696046
looks VERY chinese!!!!!

>>216696018
genuinely never happened
people, like you, make up all sorts of crap purely to game the system

>>216696084
What were you seeing? What were they saying?

>>216695973
maybe should of stopped trying to kill yourself

>>216696088
How can you tell?

>>216696110
>What were you seeing?
drunk man outside
>What were they saying?
UUGH UUGH UUGH

>>216696088
>>216696107
Wahey!
Alri jap lad?

>>216696046
I need to be her white man in a closet no viagra learning TCM

>>216696110
usually just people running past me in the corner of my eye
unironically kind of like this
usually just hear random shite, not always actual words

>>216696119
its not an exact science but the overall look plus the nose/eyes in particular

bet cami has a peng knob

need all of the prostitutes when they finish to come home and rub coconut oil on their bums and use me as a dildo (I am a dog, you see)

We never should have entered the First World War.
Lest We Forget.

>>216696128
Played me like a fiddle lad

just made some tomato basil soup with fresh basil and it was life-changing

>>216696046
need to fill her pussy with yogurt and something else relating to the Japanese people or whatever to join the two things up (the meta, veiled scenario (like writing a graph or plotting a wank) plot)

>>216696131
…yh

Im apply to become a fire watch bame
Give me radio you give radio me give radio fire you

>>216696128
poo scream

the time and place in which if the place is a integer boolean >0 the time backwards from me cumming is increasing

done another jobby in the toileh

>>216696046
need to replace her bones with nougat made from marshmallow root

>>216696242
I will cummed
chic-chocs lodge
chic-chocs lodge

hopefully today i will see a cat

>>216696138
Damn nigga.
I used to smoke weed 247.
I had such a big habit that at one point I had a paranoid freakout.
I thought all of my mates were trying to kill me and there were hidden deeper meanings in everything they were saying.
I ended up bolting out of the house, almost calling the police, was considering stabbing one of the lads if they got in my way when bolting.
Actually gave a suitcase of all my shit to another mate and checked into a hotel for a night to be hidden away so no-one could find me.
Just a bit of banter haha

gn rn real cummers
very disappointed with the /brit/ general today for not reporting the BE flags posts
>>216696275
imagine going crazy off weed lmao KWAB
not even spice

hell, it's about time

need a fit girl to lock me up like that forever and me on clozapine to be used. gngng

Would love to have Emma Watson sit on my face.

>>216696300
i reported about 30 posts achktually

>>216696275
It's always really weird when stuff like that happens, just fucks you over because normies think that you can just "switch it off" meanwhile you think everything you're seeing or hearing is completely real

>>216696300
I actually think it may have been spice.
I was smoking 3 rockets in a row and a joint afterwards every 30 mins.
Also I had a fractured rib and chest infection at the time so hadn't been sleeping either.
You have never smoked on my level, you couldn't afford it.

>>216696333
I reckon she has a very hairy muff and arse

>>216696355
Go have a cannabis overdose, drugmong

>>216696346
Yeah when it's happening, it all seems totally rational and real.
Took me a while to stop being paranoid after that. It's only afterwards you look back and think woah that was mental

>>216696394
Honestly even now I look back at some of it and I'm genuinely stunned I wasn't arrested

listening to a song from the big chair

>>216696379
Alri straighthead

>>216696409
good edish that

roar

When I smoked weed I’d put on some prog like camel or something or metal and lay on the bed with then head phones and do some drawings. It’s the psychedelics that fucked me up, never again

Mong from the naughty stair

>>216696378
She probably did at one point. Evidence in recent years points to her pussy being shaved.

>>216696416
Better edish than bad psych, we need to return

always feel a bit gay when l get high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sEZAnrWe_k&list=OLAK5uy_mRntL-8qL1yRDWvEP0nuaNzSIz3LjE73E

Used the debobbler (from jml (available from all good retailers)) on the bed sheet last night and it has turned these old itchy sheets into like new.
Absolute game changer lads, would recommend

dont act like your posts are worth saving

>>216696496
Honestly really is underrated how much your bed sheets affect your sleep quality

Might be doing a wank soon

>>216696551
what to?

>>216696558
oh... you know

>>216696558
That, again

>>216696568
Sound a bit like a nonce here don't I haha

Lauren Alexis insta is back but all the posts are months old

>>216696594
She raped me outside Tescos once, true story

>>216696590
Would you mind making a voluntary interview at your local police station, thanks.

>>216696568
>>216696577

>>216696599
In love with this dame

Paul McFartney

>>216696651
kys

test

>>216696703
icles

>>216696651
Thats SIR Paul McFartney to you kiddo

saving this amazing post for the new

What does the Italian mob think of NYC mayor Mamdani, /brit/? Better answer quick

>>216696749
The UK best send them some more money.

>>216696749
Now I'm Islamasad :/

>>216696756
>>216696756
>>216696756
New

>>216696738
GABAGOOL