Thread 216701249

Last night I hired some prostitute, not for sex, I paid her to listen to mẹ talking about how I hate myself, my life, my family, my country and my low trust society, etc etc... It felt good to be able to let my thought out but it was very awkward at the end when I noticed her discomfort/cringe at me.
Still cheaper than paying for a ther*pist tho.
Does this happen in you're county?

>>216701249 (OP)
Feed her boiled eggs next time

>>216701249 (OP)
kek based

Dumb prostitute If I were her I would act pretend to be nice because you're an easy client

>>216701310
Women does what they want. Even if you need to talk she expected sex but realized you are probably a gay pedo faggot.

>>216701286
In my country, when you set up an appointment with a prostitute, it's usually at a motel/hotel room, not yours or her place, i.e. there is neither egg nor mayonnaise available.

>>216701355
Being a faggot is probably still better than being me.

>>216701249 (OP)
Vietnam seems like a chill country, what's to dislike?

>>216701412
For starters, we can't afford anything after paying for food and rent

>>216701395
don't you have a kettle in the room?
just put eggs in it

>>216701489
Why don't you copy what Thailand did

>>216701249 (OP)
Shitposting on /int/. We know this.

>>216701531
What did Thailand do?

>>216701553
Bring in tourists by waving your snatches

>>216701562
that's gay I'd rather starve

>>216701249 (OP)
>paying a whore when you can just do this >>216701537.

>>216701412
You'd would have to lived here as an average Joe to fully understand.
>low trust society, full of corruption across all strata. The only living creatures that are not a sell-out crook are the animals
>self-destructive economy that's following the trail of American's 2000s housing bubble crisis
>filthy, densely populated cities plagued by all kind of pollution
>completely, culturally cucked by every single foreign power
>lower class: full of trashy, backward, uncivilised people
>middle class: a gathering of obnoxious midwit
>upper class: filled with crooks who's only interested in preying on people below them to maximize their personal gain
>impossible to lead a honest life and mind your own business without getting screwed over in some way or form
>essentially a cheap copy of China, having all the cons without the pros
etc etc...

>>216701643
Whore at least tries to listen to you until she gets bored, /into/oids will just straight up ignore your thread

>>216701249 (OP)
but you could have talked to her about your shitty life while she was sucking your dick, she doesn't need to be not doing anything to listen

>>216702066
>Formulating thought and constructing coherent sentences while getting your dick sucked
You haven't got sucky sucky 5 dorrar before, have you?

>>216702155
i get my best thoughts and inspiration while getting my dick sucked

>>216702239
Well I don't. When a girl suck my dick, I can only think about the most degrading, misogynistic way to treat her without going over her limit of tolerance.

>>216701249 (OP)
did she actually engage in conversation or did she just sit there the entire time

>>216701249 (OP)
>NOOOO SHE CANT BE MY FAP MATERIAL
was she so ugly?
(ｳｯｼｯｼｯｼ)

>>216702345
No, I specifically ask her to not say anything, I didn't want a conversation, I just wanted a listener.

please tell me you didnt pay the bitch more than 500k

>>216702649
500k peso?

This is so funny and I can't believe it came from one of my flags, I have always thought about trying autistic shit like this to see how the girls would react.
Out of curiosity can u describe it in Vietnamese, and in more detail pls, cringe just doesn't convey the full emotion I bet
>>216702649
Prostis are this cheap??? I always thought it'd be in the mils

>>216702635
Just pay me next time dawg, 200k for all your woes and I'm easy on the eyes too.
We can have coffee

>>216702757
>this cheap
it costs more than 500 usd?

>>216702787
Brother 500k in this toilet paper currency is like....20$

>>216702828
for real? then they are 3000 yen or so in vietnam.
i dont know but 20usd is cheap in vietnam?

>>216702926
I think that's a week salary there

>>216703230
vietnamese in japan says that jap salary is cheap, frfr.
(ｳｯｼｯｼｯｼ)

>>216703230
That's like half a week ackshually
>>216703267
It is pretty dogshit compared to other foreign cunts, obviously they weren't using Vietnamese standard as the base

>>216702757
Lmao same
How did she react OP? How long were you ranting?

>vent your frustration
I don't have any

>>216702757
>Out of curiosity can u describe it in Vietnamese, and in more detail pls
even I cringe at myself when I think about it, typing in a foreign language help a little bit, if I have to tell the story in Vietnamese, I'd probably kms

>>216702782
I paid a prostitute because I presumed she only wanted the money and would forget about me after serving another 3 customers. I'm not going to talk cringe stuffs in front of people who potentially know or will remember me for a while.

>>216703895
Not much reaction from her since told her she doesn't have to talk. At some point, I started leaning against the wall, facing the ceiling to avoid eye contact so I don't know how she reacted, but she was following my verbal outburst for a little while because I heard she said something relatable when I reach the family part of the rant. She defo cringe at me towards the end tho, most likely because of my schizo speech about society.

>>216701489
Isn't the minimum shartie wage defined by states?

>>216701249 (OP)
congrats on giving the -ick to a prostitute, that's a rare achievement

>>216701286
and beans